Ninja Nerd
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Anime: 3D Real Girl
Season: 01
Episode: 03
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Fun
Transcript
00:30What's wrong with you? Don't be a creep!
00:32E-Esomichi?
00:33I thought I was supposed to be your wife.
00:35Why did you call me that if you didn't mean it?
00:37And did you forget about me?
00:39You promised me that we were going to be playing video games all day today.
00:42Not you too, Ito.
00:43You can play with my hair. It's fine.
00:46What? You sure?
00:47Between me and that girl, who's it going to be?
00:49You've got it all wrong! Her hair is just so soft and yours is all plasticky.
00:54No!
00:58Huh? Was that a dream?
01:06We must have both fallen asleep while watching Esomichi.
01:15I can't do this!
01:17I've been acting too weird recently!
01:20What is wrong with me?
01:22Get it together, Tsutsui!
01:25Oh no, I'm sorry. I must have fallen asleep there.
01:37Thank you, Tsutsun. See you tomorrow.
01:52This and that are both important.
01:55As time goes by, they disappear.
01:59Riding the wind,
02:03I drift to the edge of the clouds.
02:07It's like a memory.
02:14It's like a palm that has just begun to bloom.
02:22My heart is already colored with love.
02:30As time goes by, a new season will come.
02:37It's a little different from a dream,
02:40but what I remember is that I'm important.
02:51The most important words
02:55seem to end without anyone saying them.
02:59This and that are both fine.
03:03As time goes by, I remember.
03:07I remember you.
03:33I don't have fun all by myself.
03:35This is the first time I've ever seen Ito look super bummed out.
03:39Change of plans! I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!
03:41But, Aroha...
03:42I'm such an idiot.
03:44I've been so enchanted that I got a girlfriend
03:46that I almost neglected my best friend.
03:51I'm going home with Ito. Sorry.
03:53Oh, I see. No problem.
03:57I hope that didn't make her sad.
04:03I'm so happy you made some time for me, Setsui.
04:05This is fun.
04:07Sorry that we haven't been hanging out as much.
04:10But you are still super important to me, Ito!
04:12You know you don't have to prove any part of your life to me.
04:15After all, I'm happy if you're happy.
04:18As a matter of fact, you can even bring up your love life more.
04:21It doesn't bother me.
04:22No way!
04:23If I start doing that, you have permission to punch me.
04:25Why is that?
04:27I don't want to lose any part of myself in this whole love business.
04:31I've always had a hard time with girls,
04:33so it feels super weird having all this handed to me.
04:36I'm still a nerd at heart,
04:37and I want to preserve that without getting arrogant.
04:40I can kind of understand that.
04:43It's hard learning how to balance everything.
04:46One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
05:00My heart rate goes up when I see her.
05:02Damn it.
05:08A banana.
05:11Thank you so much.
05:12Oh, ew, it's you!
05:13My heart doesn't pound the same way when I touch her.
05:15Let me go! You're gross!
05:19All you were trying to do was give her a hand off of the ground, Tsutsui.
05:23It's fine.
05:24When we did folk dancing in gym class, that was normal.
05:29I keep thinking back to that night.
05:33If things played out differently,
05:35I wonder if we would have gone all the way.
05:37Zutsun, let's go home!
05:39Can we stop by the electronics store?
05:41I want you to help me pick out a new pair of headphones.
05:44Sorry. Please go on without me.
05:47What's wrong? Do you have a fever or...
05:54I'm... I'm sorry.
05:56Why are you acting like this?
05:58Is it something I did?
06:00No.
06:01Then what?
06:04It's nothing.
06:06Fine then. I'll go now.
06:08I'll go now.
06:13There's no way I could tell her that I was fantasizing about her, right?
06:17Ugh, I messed up!
06:20What's your problem, creep?
06:22Oh. Tripping girl.
06:25It's Isshino. You gonna off yourself?
06:28Why say that? What the hell?
06:30Well, you're alone in the classroom holding your knees like a bug ready to die.
06:34Whatevs. I can't be bothered. Later, loser!
06:37Hold on. Hey, Isshino. Have you ever been in love?
06:41What? Why would you think someone like me would be interested in discussing love with a dud like you?
06:46There's social hierarchy.
06:48I realize this is strange, but I can't ask Ito, and I don't have anyone else to ask.
06:56If you must know, there is someone that I like.
06:59So from your experience, do you catch yourself acting odd?
07:04Don't look at me like that! I'm being serious!
07:07Love can make you do weird stuff. So to answer your question, yeah.
07:11Like how?
07:12What do you mean, like how?
07:13Have you ever noticed that when you're in front of that person, your demeanor changes a bit?
07:17Like how?
07:19Arisa! Let's go home right meow!
07:22Meow?
07:25I see. So it happens to everyone. I'm relieved.
07:29Wanna see me do it again?
07:31No thanks.
07:32Whatever. That's my charity work for the day.
07:34I hope that helps with your nerd problem. Good luck, you dork.
07:38It helped. Thank you. I appreciate it.
07:41Yep.
07:45What a weirdo.
07:47She was surprisingly nice.
07:54It's student council day. Don't wait up.
07:57She's pretty angry, huh?
07:59Hey, wait!
08:03That's how I felt when you shoved my hand off. You get it?
08:11That was a wake-up call.
08:14Gross. I don't want to hold Tsutsumi's hand.
08:17And things were going so well.
08:21Oh. It's you again.
08:24Don't you have a home, geek?
08:26Just leave me alone.
08:29You're going out with that girl in class C, right? Not going so hot?
08:35I think I might have screwed it up.
08:37She's mad. I cannot believe I lost the only girl that would folk dance with me.
08:41What now?
08:45Hey, have you ever thought about trimming your bangs a bit, Tsutsui?
08:49Huh?
08:50Whoa!
08:51Wait! Hold on!
08:53If there's a girl you like, you gotta take better care of yourself.
08:55But wait! Can you really cut hair?
08:57Calm down. I'm helping you. This can't be that hard.
09:00Those are craft scissors!
09:03What are you doing?
09:07I'm getting a haircut.
09:10Hands off. Don't touch him. He's mine.
09:16You realize...
09:17He's not much of a catch. Plus, my standard of man is beyond this dork.
09:21It's insulting you thought I would try to take him.
09:23Yeah, but if you got to know Tsutsun, you might wind up falling for him too.
09:28And as for you...
09:30Promise me you won't let other people touch you.
09:37Not my place to judge.
09:40Good for you, Tsutsui. Looks like you can still folk dance with your girl.
09:49It's nothing.
09:50It's nothing.
09:52It's just like she said.
09:54There's flat out no way I would get involved with another person.
09:58You're special.
10:00You're wrong. I'm really not.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:06It's just that...
10:07I got so upset when I spotted you with another woman.
10:12And also...
10:13I'm ashamed I said you were mine.
10:16But you've been acting differently, Tsutsun.
10:18I wanted to give you some space because maybe you were already sick of me.
10:24Or maybe I had said something selfish.
10:27Or maybe I told you a lot of lies.
10:31I have to ask.
10:32Do you hate me?
10:37What's wrong with you?
10:38Why would you worry about any of that?
10:40You're perfect.
10:42I'm the one that should be worried.
10:45I always act so weird when I'm around you.
10:51I'm sorry for avoiding you.
11:10So, how are things going?
11:12With what?
11:13What do you mean, with what?
11:14Do you mean, like, with my girlfriend?
11:16What else would I be asking about?
11:18Your mother is just so happy her son has finally evolved into a normal boy.
11:22I'm still an outcast.
11:24I might have a girlfriend, but I still sadly only have one friend.
11:27Sorry to disappoint, but I am far from socially normal, Mom.
11:31In any case, I can't tell Mom how I really feel.
11:34It's getting really serious with Iroha.
11:36Maybe I am becoming a normie.
11:38Maybe that lifestyle isn't as bad as I dreamed it would be.
11:41Ow, Mom!
11:42Oh, look at this!
11:43What the hell?
11:44It's the pâtissier prince.
11:45I've been addicted to this show recently.
11:48Who cares, Mom?
11:49I wish handsome guys like him would combust.
11:52Go to your room.
11:53You're ruining your mom's program.
11:58Good morning, Tsutsu...
11:59Oh...
12:03Morning, Tsutsui!
12:05Huh? Good morning.
12:07Can't help but notice that it looks like you're avoiding me.
12:10No, it's just...
12:13Well, since you're here, I'll just unload.
12:15I feel like I need a distraction or else I'll get overwhelmed with feelings.
12:19I don't want people to pick up on my head over heels aura, you know?
12:22Love sickness will ooze through my pores!
12:25Huh?
12:26Damn, scared her away, huh?
12:28Thought she would understand.
12:30So you mean your feelings for your girlfriend are snowballing out of control, right?
12:34I suspect that would be it.
12:36It's hard for me to express this to her, but it's bound to happen.
12:39It's so much easier to confess feelings to a 2D girl.
12:43When you put it like that, I get it.
12:45But she's the real deal and not inside a monitor.
12:48I think actual girls need to hear that sort of thing.
12:50You shouldn't hide your feelings from her.
12:52What should I do?
12:53Uh, not sure.
12:59Let's hurry up.
13:00There's a TV show I want to catch.
13:02Well, that's unusual.
13:03Which one?
13:04Well, it's called The Petitie Prince.
13:06Oh, right. The one with the pretty boy.
13:08I guess people on TV are kind of in between 2D and 3D people.
13:122.5D?
13:13Am I allowed to be jealous?
13:14Something is really alluring about guys who cook.
13:17Hmm.
13:18Hmm?
13:24Uh, what are you doing here?
13:26Well, even I'm not really sure.
13:30Maybe I can score some points with these.
13:33You really never made these before?
13:35No. I pulled the recipe from a cooking site.
13:38They're tasty.
13:40Who knew you were both a skilled sculptor and a baker?
13:43What's going on with the nerd force today?
13:46Ishino!
13:47I'm so glad that you're here.
13:49I really wanted to apologize to you for being so rude to you the other day.
13:52Don't even worry about it.
13:54It's an inspiring story that a beauty like you got protective over a geek like him.
13:59You're so open-minded.
14:01Yeah, she's proven to be a nice person.
14:04After all, she accepted our invitation to sit with us.
14:09Don't read into it.
14:10If it seems like fun, I'll impulsively check it out.
14:13Igarashi, why don't you have any other friends?
14:15Have you heard the rumors?
14:17I sleep around the school and I steal girls' boyfriends.
14:20But none of that's true, right?
14:22I can't see a reality where someone like that would be so protective.
14:26I can't see a reality where someone like that would be so protective over this nerd over here.
14:32I'm fine without friends.
14:35I'll be transferring schools in half a year anyway.
14:38Well, what about you, Ishino? How's your love life?
14:41Huh? You really want to know?
14:43Things are going well, but I think we're getting ready to kick things up a notch.
14:48Is that what I think it means?
14:50There's lots of different types of relationships.
14:53I hope it works out.
14:55Mm-hmm. Me too. He's so cool.
14:58Hey. Hey, Shun.
14:59Yeah?
15:01He seems like a pretty cool guy.
15:03She seems very different.
15:05I hope it goes well for her.
15:09Being in love seems like fun. I'm actually a bit jealous.
15:13He thinks it seems fun, huh?
15:15He doesn't realize it comes with a lot of struggles, too.
15:18It's hard to explain it to him, though, since he's never experienced it firsthand.
15:22I hope he gets to try it for himself soon, too.
15:25Hey, did you make those cookies because of our conversation yesterday?
15:29Maybe that influenced me.
15:31That's sweet. Thank you.
15:36Hug her.
15:37Huh?
15:39It's no good. I choked under the pressure.
15:47Sorry. I decided to date my upperclassman.
15:50What the heck?
15:51I thought I did everything right. I even chose the suggestive options.
15:55A woman's mind is too complex to understand, even in a game.
15:59I'll be transferring schools in half a year.
16:03I wonder how I'll handle it when that day inevitably comes.
16:09I wonder where in the world my energy is going to go then.
16:14I wonder if we'll even call each other after.
16:18I don't understand that boy at all.
16:23So this is your new hobby? It's like you leveled up and became a new class.
16:27You're now a hybrid otaku baker.
16:29That sure sounds lame.
16:31Arisa!
16:32Oh, hey, Shun!
16:35You're cute like a puppy today, Arisa.
16:38Yeah?
16:39Can I get some money?
16:41Hold on, let me see how much I have on me.
16:44That seems a little weird. Am I right?
16:47Well, I don't think we are in the position to say anything. It's her business.
16:51I see. I suppose so.
16:57Igarashi?
16:58Hmm?
16:59I thought it was you. She goes to school with us.
17:02Oh, her. I know her reputation.
17:06She's actually a really nice person.
17:08You barely know me, though. You can't say that.
17:11I guess that's true, but I can tell from the few times that we've talked.
17:15Well, that's great that you made a new friend, Arisa.
17:18We are not friends.
17:19Oh?
17:20She's right. She said she doesn't need any.
17:23Bye. See you at school tomorrow.
17:25Yeah, I'll see you then.
17:29Wow, you're really committed to baking, Tsutsui.
17:32Yeah, you're all in.
17:34Yeah, it's because I have a difficult time expressing my affection for you.
17:42God, what am I even saying?
17:45Are you serious?
17:46Yeah, so that other chick totally left her panties in my room.
17:49Arisa noticed, but didn't say a word.
17:52Wow, she's a bit sly. Better keep her around.
17:55No kidding.
17:56I hate when jerks like him brag about being heartless. Guys, let's just walk away.
18:01Right.
18:07Isshino!
18:09You must think I'm dumb.
18:11You're probably wondering why I would put up with a guy like that.
18:14I don't know why, but I still love him.
18:18Who cares what other people think?
18:20People are going to judge you no matter what in the end.
18:24The only thing that matters is if you are truly happy.
18:26In the end, it's no one's business but your own.
18:29Ignore everything else.
18:32She also gives me money, so it's hard to break it off with her.
18:35Man, dumb girls that are eager to please are the best!
18:38Let's go, Isshino.
18:48What did you do? You just gave her the opposite advice!
18:51Oh, I'm sorry. I really couldn't stop myself from that.
18:55I promise I wasn't trying to get involved.
18:58He just pissed me off the more he talked.
19:00I still encourage you to pursue it if he makes you happy in the end.
19:04Thanks. Bye.
19:10Do you guys think I'm stupid for all of this? Be honest.
19:15I can relate to your intense feelings of liking someone that much.
19:19But in comics and games, those people are the chumpy plot-push characters that you can discard.
19:24You might be prickly, but I know you have a good heart.
19:27You approached me when I really needed someone to listen.
19:30You were there.
19:31I think you deserve better than a bad ending.
19:36Sorry. We have to catch up with Iroha.
19:43You two broke up?
19:44That's right. Shun was super pissed after he got back up.
19:48Maybe I should go apologize to him?
19:54Don't bother.
19:57Hey! Don't cry!
19:59It stresses me out when girls cry.
20:02I wasn't happy in that relationship. I never was.
20:07I didn't want to face reality, but I couldn't keep it together anymore.
20:13Guys! We're going to the roof.
20:17Today I made cheesecake and donuts.
20:21These donuts are the right remedy.
20:24When you eat sweets, your body releases serotonin,
20:27which has a calming effect and helps reduce stress.
20:30So please, eat up.
20:32You have something on your cheek.
20:36Honestly, I didn't envy you in the slightest way that you and Tsutsui are together.
20:40But now, I'm full of jealousy!
20:42I find it incredibly weird that all the girls I know are openly honest.
20:46It's okay. You might not be great at judging character,
20:50but your strength is finding the good in people.
20:52The sadness is temporary.
20:55I know you'll find someone right for you. Don't worry.
21:02I wonder if I handled everything properly today.
21:05I feel like I understand others' emotions even less now.
21:09At any rate, today felt kind of fulfilling.
21:13Maybe learning to be a normie isn't all bad.
21:16Tsutsui! I think the strawberry is my favorite!
21:54I wonder if it's okay for me to stay as I am.
22:01How many more years do I have to worry?
22:06Come on, open the door. Let's go see each other.
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