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00:00You are a good boy.
00:01You are a good boy.
00:03You are so good.
00:05How rare it is!
00:07How rare it is!
00:09How rare it is!
00:11How great it is!
00:12You have a great business.
00:15You are right.
00:17I have seen it many times.
00:19You are good.
00:20You are not bad.
00:22You are good.
00:23You are good.
00:25You are looking at it.
00:26You are looking at it.
00:28I've never seen a man like him before.
00:30He's really something.
00:36You're really smart.
00:38I really admire you.
00:41Please have a seat.
00:45This is the account book of Dali Woodshop.
00:47Please have a look at it.
00:50Ha, ha, ha.
00:54Bingyan.
00:56Please have a look at Dali's account book.
00:59Then tell me his number.
01:04Smile.
01:05Tell me.
01:20Bingyan.
01:33Damn it.
01:34Why doesn't he say anything?
01:36What should I do next?
01:49This girl's eyes are too sharp and her heart is too straight.
02:01She speaks too fast.
02:03She looks at the account book so seriously.
02:05If she takes out all the lost books of Dali Woodshop,
02:09wouldn't it be a good thing?
02:12Lose.
02:14Lose.
02:20Lose.
02:35Bingyan.
02:36What's wrong with you?
02:40Lose. Lose.
02:42Taikun.
02:43I think Bingyan is pregnant.
02:47I dare to laugh.
02:49Lose.
02:57Bingyan.
02:58Don't look down.
03:00Somebody.
03:01Send the young mistress back to her room.
03:04Young mistress.
03:08Taikun.
03:09Let's go.
03:10Okay.
03:13Let's go.
03:14Young mistress.
03:15Sorry.
03:16Sorry.
03:22Take care.
03:28Taikun.
03:29We have hope this time.
03:31Yes.
03:32It's a good thing.
03:33It's the hope of our family.
03:35If only it was a boy.
03:39Goodbye.
03:40Goodbye.
03:41Goodbye.
03:42I won't see you off.
03:43Goodbye.
03:45Goodbye.
03:50You want to make me angry, right?
03:52I tell you.
03:53Go back and start over.
03:55Did you hear?
03:56Yes.
03:57Get out.
04:01Young mistress.
04:02Hurry up.
04:10Enough.
04:11Just stop here.
04:12Go back and tell the old Taikun.
04:14Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:33Qi Tianlai!
04:34You...
04:39Stop!
04:40Stop!
04:45Shh!
04:46Keep your voice down.
04:49You're so bad.
04:55You made trouble.
04:56I helped you out.
04:58How can you say I'm bad?
05:00Why not?
05:02You told me to pretend to be sick.
05:04You told me to throw up.
05:07You don't look like you're sick.
05:11Only pregnant women throw up.
05:15I see.
05:16Yes.
05:18Xiao Xi is bad too.
05:19He just told me.
05:21Xiao Xi isn't bad.
05:22I'm not bad either.
05:24I'm a fake.
05:26That's right.
05:27And I didn't put the doll under your feet.
05:31You're bad!
05:32You're bad!
05:33Miss!
05:34Stop!
05:35I'm not stopping.
05:36Stop!
05:38Miss!
05:39What are you doing?
05:40Stop fighting!
05:41Young Master!
05:42Stop!
05:43Young Master!
05:44Stop!
05:48Stop!
05:54Stop!
05:55Stop!
05:56Stop!
06:13Watch out!
06:16Watch out!
06:18Watch out!
06:43Stop!
06:56I saw Young Master and Young Mistress!
06:58They're practicing martial arts in the back of the fake mountain.
07:01Young Master is not sick.
07:03He's practicing martial arts!
07:04Did you see it clearly?
07:05Of course!
07:08Take me there!
07:12Oh
07:42Miss, I really don't dare to do it anymore.
07:48I'm so angry.
07:52You just let me see this.
07:54I...
08:04I'm really going to die.
08:05I dare to curse. If I see it with my own eyes, I will die a terrible death.
08:18All right, all right.
08:19For such a small matter, do you need to curse?
08:22It's true.
08:23I really saw them practicing fighting behind the fake mountain.
08:30All right, Qiaoqiao.
08:31Let's not talk about this.
08:33If you see anything suspicious in the future, you still have to tell me.
08:37No need to mind. Do you hear me?
08:38I...
08:41All right.
08:43Go.
08:44Yes.
08:55Wang Huzi.
08:57Young Master.
08:59I...
09:00Young Master. Young Master. Young Master.
09:03I...
09:04Tell me the truth.
09:05How do you know that the Third Young Mistress knows martial arts?
09:08Tell me.
09:09Young Master, that day, I pointed at her with my finger and told her not to meddle in other people's affairs.
09:13She used her finger to point at the acupuncture point and hit my horse's tendon.
09:15My hand changed...
09:17Changed...
09:17What changed?
09:19Changed...
09:19What changed?
09:20My hand changed.
09:22Why didn't you tell me the truth earlier?
09:24I said it because I didn't want to embarrass myself.
09:25Bastard. Bastard.
09:27Young Master. Young Master. Young Master.
09:29If you see anything in the future, just tell me.
09:31Yes. Yes. Yes.
09:32If you lie again, I won't forgive you.
09:34I dare not. I dare not.
09:35Get lost.
09:38It's strange.
09:39She doesn't talk like a lady from a rich family.
09:47She's here.
09:49Qi Tianlei is not sick anymore.
09:53He's in good spirits.
09:57And he has a good helper.
10:01This is not a good sign.
10:02He's not good enough for her.
10:04If I get angry, she won't forgive me.
10:07What?
10:07I don't know.
10:10Do you want me to kill him?
10:14Even if I kill him...
10:16You still have to live for the rest of your life.
10:19I have to protect my wife.
10:22Knowing me well,
10:23I don't need to live for the rest of my life.
10:26You don't believe I'm a liar.
10:29If I die,
10:31以后啊,我慢慢跟你说。I'll tell you more about it later.
10:33你,你又和我打哈哈。You, you're making fun of me again.
10:36我刚到齐府见到你的那个晚上,我问你,你是真病还是假病?I just went to Qi's Mansion to see you that night, and I asked you, are you really sick or not?
10:40你也是这么跟我打马虎眼的。You also made fun of me like that.
10:43什么,这个事嘛,一两句话也说不清楚。Well, about that, it's hard to explain in a few words.
10:48反正,你也到我们齐府来了,我就慢慢地告诉你。Anyway, since you've come to Qi's Mansion, I'll tell you slowly.
10:54告诉我?你告诉我什么了?告诉我?你告诉我什么了?Tell me? What did you tell me?
10:56什么也没告诉我,倒是把我肚子里的话全给你套出来了。You didn't tell me anything, but you told me everything.
11:03我告诉你,七三公子,今天你要再不从实招来,本小姐就一定要。I'm telling you, Mr. Qi, if you don't tell me the truth today, I'll have to...
11:09一定要怎么样?Have to what?
11:12我就要,我就要,我就要。I'll have to, I'll have to, I'll have to.
11:16我防着呢。I'm on guard.
11:18为什么没病装病?Why are you pretending to be sick?
11:23你先坐下,且听我慢慢说来。Sit down and listen to me slowly.
11:26话说七三公子他有病成无病,无病却有装病,其中必有原因。话说七三公子他有病成无病,无病却有装病,其中必有原因。Then there must be a reason for Mr. Qi's sickness.
11:34要问原因究竟何在?你要听我慢慢地跟你说。You need to ask, what is the reason? You listen to me slowly.
11:40来,小姐,你先坐好,且说灵州首富其府奢华出浪荡,几代男人吃喝嫖赌,贪恋女色。Come on, Miss, sit down and talk about the first rich man in Lingzhou, who is a dandy and a vagabond, and how he has been eating and drinking and being a woman for generations.
11:50Then they make us apologize in person.
11:52Ayya.
11:53Wow, you really know how to make a fuss.
11:54You're always saying things that make us feel awkward.
11:56Hey.
11:57My only son died in a heart attack and had to end his life.
12:00My eldest son has been the household manager for long.
12:03He saw my eldest brother, Qi Tian Xiang,
12:04is extremely humble.
12:05My second brother, Qi Tian Fang,
12:06is just as kind and easygoing.
12:07so he's placed the hope in our family
12:10on me to maintain our good reputation.
12:12My eldest son really loves our family.
12:14While we're looking after him, he's scared he'll lose him.
12:15He's afraid he'll get angry and ruin everything.
12:17It's the best medicine to cure all diseases and diseases.
12:22The sorrow of the Dragon-slaying Ceremony
12:25made me weak and weak.
12:29I became a sickly sheep.
12:34Fortunately,
12:36the sickly sheep
12:38has grown up.
12:40But I don't know what's wrong with our Qi family.
12:44There have been many strange things in recent years.
12:47What strange things?
12:49First, my old brother Qi Tianxiang
12:50who is always in a bad mood.
12:54He is getting more and more depressed.
12:57His legs are getting weaker and weaker.
13:00He can't wake up in the morning.
13:02He can't move his right hand.
13:03So he smashed the door and touched it with his hand.
13:07He has become hard.
13:12My brother Qi Tianxiang
13:13just fell asleep.
13:16Less than a year later,
13:17my second brother also had a bad luck.
13:19My second brother Tianfang is a man of good character.
13:21But he is not spoiled.
13:22His body is stronger than mine.
13:24If he can get rid of his bad character,
13:26he will be a useful man of the Qi family.
13:29Who knows that on that summer night,
13:31the weather was hot.
13:33He opened the window and slept on the beam.
13:37When it was dark,
13:39he suddenly fell off the beam like a snake.
14:10My second brother cried out loudly.
14:12When his family arrived,
14:15he was bitten to death by a poisonous snake.
14:17I think this poisonous snake is strange.
14:20I was only 16 years old at that time.
14:22I was so scared that I didn't dare to sleep at night.
14:25I had nightmares when I fell asleep.
14:30I became more and more depressed.
14:33I don't know why,
14:34the whole Qi family said that
14:36Mr. Qi can't live to be 25 years old.
14:39After a while,
14:43they said I was shocked and had many diseases.
14:46What happened next?
14:48Then I thought a lot.
14:51I thought Mr. Qi
14:54is just a sick bird
14:56locked in a golden cage in waiting for death.
14:58Finally one day,
15:01I
15:03threw away the servants and maids
15:05跑到了城外的荒山野岭
15:35荒山野岭
16:06用宝剑砍断丝带的用宝剑砍断丝带的
16:09就是我的恩师刘若千就是我的恩师刘若千
16:11他是一个救难济贫的江湖奇人 他是一个救难济贫的江湖奇人
16:21老太监 老太监
16:23这天地银杨 金木水火土 这天地银杨 金木水火土
16:27你孙儿的病会好的 你孙儿的病会好的
16:30真的 真的
16:33那可是太好了
16:36孩子 你听见了没有
16:38医生说你的病会好的
16:41别着急
16:43那就全靠神医了
16:48请老太君放心
16:50一切都包在我身上
17:03只不过我现在没有证据 我没法揭穿他们
17:08天磊 你一定要记住
17:11你们家阴气十足
17:14你必须天天练功打坐
17:17这样对你的病有好处
17:21你要处处提防他们
17:23以免生出祸端
17:26明白吗
17:28天磊啊 这本书你拿去读一读
17:58天磊
18:04回想以往犹如隔世
18:07师父真可谓是我的再生父母啊
18:13你从有病到无病我听清楚了
18:17可是从无病又装病
18:20其中的缘由你还没有告诉我呀
18:24半年过后
18:26师父对我们齐家的事可谓洞若观火
18:30他对我说
18:32钱财金银这东西是穷人的神仙
18:35可到了你们齐府却成了妖魔
18:38别看这里亭台楼阁
18:41雕栏画栋
18:43却有一股子邪气
18:45他说你必须韬光养晦
18:47装出一副并未痊愈 时好时坏的样子
18:51方可避免邪气的侵害
18:53你不能请求师父斩妖去邪吗
18:59师父说冰冻三尺
19:01非一日之寒
19:03邪气在我们齐家隐伏已深
19:06去除邪气尚待时日
19:11你们齐府实在没什么呆头
19:14难道你又想回扬州了
19:16堂堂齐府不过是泥塑的金刚
19:20我李玉湖迟早要走的
19:22难道你想把杜冰燕换回来
19:27
19:28她更不能来
19:29为什么
19:31你让她来齐府中邪气
19:33冰燕姐姐是个文弱女子
19:36不是扬巍武馆的李玉湖
19:38一身武艺不怕邪
19:41此言价值千金
19:43就冲这句话
19:45我齐天雷不求天不求地
19:48我只求玉湖妹妹你能留下来
19:52助我一臂之力
19:54干嘛
19:57我干嘛要助你一臂之力
20:00你忘了
20:01刚才我助了你一臂之力
20:04这倒也是
20:07助你一臂之力我要做些什么
20:11斗邪
20:14捉鬼
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22:14General, it's time for you to take your medicine.
22:25Dubi, I've seen you somewhere before.
22:29Didn't I tell you, General?
22:32That day when you returned victorious,
22:35you were on horseback and I was on horseback.
22:38That's not right.
22:40General, please give me the medicine bowl.
22:48General, please let him rest.
22:52No need.
22:53You can't do that.
22:54Master has been taking care of him.
22:56He said that the arrow wound is hard to heal.
22:58The arrow wound with poison is even harder to heal.
23:01Besides, the enemy has been provoking me day and night.
23:04Whether you can recover as soon as possible is very important.
23:08I think you should go to bed early and rest.
23:12Take care of yourself.
23:15Dubi,
23:16I find that you are quite eloquent.
23:20Okay, I'll listen to you.
23:26General.
23:28What else do you want to say?
23:30I didn't say anything.
23:32I want to say that I've finished washing the bowl.
23:34I'll help you clean up the room.
23:36Okay.
23:38Okay.
24:08Okay.
24:38Okay.
24:56Uncle.
24:57Ping Wei.
24:59What are you doing here?
25:02Nothing.
25:04Nothing?
25:06I've been looking at you for a long time.
25:08Why are you peeping into the general's tent?
25:11Uncle,
25:12I've been serving the general all day.
25:15It's not easy for me to see him now.
25:17I want to give him these fruits.
25:19I don't want to disturb Brother Yuan's rest.
25:22Ping Wei.
25:24Why are you always staring at Dubi?
25:28I like him.
25:29Shut up.
25:35I really like him.
25:38You are a man.
25:40Why do you like to stare at a boy?
25:43If you keep doing this,
25:45I think you are going to lose your virginity.
25:48What do you mean by that?
25:50I mean that you are in love with the same sex.
25:52Brother Yuan is the one who is going to lose his virginity.
25:55He always keeps Dubi by his side
25:57and doesn't let others see him.
26:01Nonsense.
26:02I'm not talking nonsense.
26:03He has two wives.
26:05And he ran away with a young girl from Yangzhou.
26:08She is annoying, annoying and boring.
26:11He has to keep a beautiful girl by his side.
26:15Shut up.
26:23Boy,
26:24if you keep talking nonsense,
26:26I won't be polite.
26:34Get up.
26:36Yes.
26:51You just said that the general has two wives.
26:55What's going on?
26:57One of his wives died of miscarriage.
26:59Her mother didn't survive.
27:01What about the other one?
27:02The other one ran away with the general
27:04to the southwest border.
27:06She got seriously ill and died suddenly.
27:12I see.
27:15Didn't General Yuan send someone to Yangzhou
27:17to catch the girl who ran away?
27:22The general was busy fighting all day.
27:24He didn't go to Yangzhou to catch her.
27:28Ping Wei,
27:29Ping Wei,
27:32don't be so careless.
27:36You should learn from General Yuan.
27:41Go.
27:45Come back.
27:51You've been working hard these days.
28:00Take this medicine and take it.
28:06Thank you, uncle.
28:09You silly boy. Let's go.
28:11Hey.
28:27What's going on?
28:30What's going on?
28:38Are they all sick?
28:41Even the general has miscarriage?
28:54No.
28:56It seems to be a woman.
28:58Du Bing.
29:01Du Bing.
29:05Du Bing.
29:09Oh, no.
29:11Du Bing Yan is missing a word.
29:14Oh, no.
29:15I'm fooled this time.
29:17He's so clever.
29:27Fang.
29:28Why are you here?
29:29Give the medicine to Young Master.
29:30Wait a minute.
29:31Young Mistress.
29:32Fang is here to deliver the medicine.
29:38Young Mistress.
29:39I've made the medicine.
29:41Young Master can drink it himself.
29:43Then the general won't worry.
29:45Leave it to me.
29:46Young Master has gone to bed.
29:49It's late.
29:50You don't have to worry.
29:51All right.
29:52Go back to sleep.
29:54Fang.
29:55Young Master has gone to bed.
29:57He's not feeling well.
29:59I thank you on behalf of him.
30:01Go back to sleep.
30:02You have to get up early tomorrow.
30:04Go.
30:25Braise Porkbread
30:44So I must risk my life
30:46because he drinks water every day.
30:50Now I know
30:51the reason why you kept rats.
30:53It's for catching ghosts.
30:56Okay, let's go get the medicine.
30:58This is to prevent illness. You have to eat it when you get back.
31:01Give him one pill.
31:06Here.
31:11Give him one pill.
31:13Yes.
31:21Can you give me one or two pills of this kind?
31:24This is medicine, not sugar.
31:26Everyone has to eat according to their pulse.
31:28I don't know what's wrong with you.
31:30The pill is like a layer of honey.
31:36You have a problem. You have the disease of diabetes.
31:39Let's go.
31:41Let's go.
31:42I don't understand.
31:44Du Bin.
31:47You...
31:51Du Bin, give him one pill.
31:56Du Bin, I'm leaving.
32:01Here, take it.
32:03Hey.
32:06Du Bin, come here.
32:08Which pill do you want to take?
32:10I...
32:13Why are you standing there? Sit down.
32:20Give me your hand.
32:29Give me your right hand.
32:32Give it to me.
32:34Don't just stand there. Give it to me.
32:38Hurry up.
32:57Just as I expected.
32:59Master, which pill should I take?
33:03Come to my tent later.
33:13Master.
33:14Master.
33:28Master.
33:31Master, I...
33:34Sit down.
33:36Sit down.
33:37Sit down.
33:43Master, what disease do I have?
33:47It's a rare disease.
33:50Although I've heard of it before,
33:52I've also seen it in the play.
33:55I've been practicing medicine for more than 20 years,
33:57but this is the first time I've encountered this disease.
34:01But I'm not uncomfortable.
34:04But as soon as it attacks,
34:06it will suddenly die.
34:13You don't have to be afraid.
34:17I've already written the prescription for this disease.
34:22Take it back right away.
34:25Fortunately, you've already learned how to make the medicine.
34:28Then you can make it yourself.
34:32You can read the prescription
34:34when you get back to the tent.
34:37Remember.
34:38Remember.
34:40Yes.
35:01A firewood fox goes to Linzhou.
35:05A firewood fox goes to Biancheng.
35:10A girl goes to the military camp.
35:14A general goes to the tent.
35:24Don't forget the rules of the military camp.
35:27You can't be careless.
35:31If you need my help,
35:33I'll see you tomorrow.
35:42Good morning.
35:52Why are you...
35:56Master.
35:57Lu Binda.
35:59Is the medicine I made for you good?
36:02It's good.
36:04It's good.
36:12Don't worry.
36:15I'm not a big tiger.
36:19Master.
36:32Master.
36:41Are you all right?
36:42I'm fine.
36:46Master.
36:47The general's wound has healed.
36:50General.
36:52General.
36:53I'll do it again.
36:55Please.
36:56Mr. Liu, please.
37:02Please.
37:06Please.
37:18Don't worry, general.
37:20After two days' rest,
37:22you can go to the battlefield to kill the enemy.
37:26Brother.
37:32Brother.
37:34Brother.
37:35The enemy is here to challenge us.
37:37To challenge us?
37:38Yes.
37:39There are many soldiers today.
37:41I'm sure they will win.
37:43Prepare the armor for me.
37:44Wait.
37:45You can't go to the battlefield today.
37:47If you break the window,
37:49your wound won't heal.
37:52You have to wait for two days.
37:54No.
37:55Mr. Liu, it's too late.
37:56Pingwei.
37:58Send 100 archers to fight the enemy.
38:00Yes.
38:01I'll observe the enemy.
38:03Yes.
38:06General.
38:07I'll go with Du Bin.
38:09Just in case.
38:10Brother.
38:11The enemy is under the city.
38:14Du Bin.
38:15Look up there.
38:16General, look.
38:22Brother.
38:24Look.
38:26Why don't you come out?
38:28Are you afraid?
38:29Come out.
38:30The enemy's infantry is behind us.
38:33What?
38:34Brother.
38:35The enemy usually uses cavalry.
38:37Come down.
38:38Are you afraid?
38:40Don't shrink back.
38:42Why don't you come out?
38:44We can't wait.
39:00The enemy's cavalry came in a few days ago.
39:02They are cavalry in the front and infantry behind.
39:05Hurry.
39:06They're going to come out.
39:08Hurry.
39:09You are too small.
39:12Dear warriors.
39:14Today.
39:15You will observe the enemy together with me.
39:18Be sure to watch out.
39:20The enemy's cavalry is behind us.
39:22We can't wait.
39:24We can't wait.
39:25We can't wait.
39:26Today, you and I observed the enemy's situation together.
39:30I'd like to hear your opinion on how to fight this battle.
39:34The enemy has been using cavalry as their main force.
39:37They want to attack us from a distance.
39:39We can't fight them head-on.
39:41But our archers and Changjiangzhen are ready.
39:44The enemy won't dare to attack.
39:46We have to split up and move around.
39:48We can either attack the enemy from the front or defeat the enemy from the right.
39:52If we don't split up and confuse the enemy, we can win.
39:59But if the enemy attacks us head-on, what should we do?
40:06Then fight head-on.
40:08I think that's a good idea.
40:11Everyone, do you have any other good ideas?
40:16General, I don't know much about military tactics.
40:19But I'd like to share one with you.
40:24Of course. Please go ahead.
40:26Master and I were in the barracks.
40:28We noticed that the enemy had been harassing us for a long time.
40:31They were far away from us.
40:33We were in a hurry.
40:35We were hungry.
40:37We went to look for the enemy.
40:39We still saw the enemy.
40:41I was wondering if we could send the black beans we just cooked to the front line.
40:47When the enemy came, we fell to the ground.
40:50Hey, little brother.
40:52Do you want to feed the enemy and attack us?
40:55That's a bad idea.
41:00Du Bin, it's interesting.
41:03Go ahead.
41:05The black beans smell good.
41:07It makes the horse hungry.
41:09The horse is not willing to fight.
41:11Du Bin, that's a good idea.
41:15Generals, let's split up and prepare according to Du Bin's idea.
41:20Yes, sir.

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