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00:00Episode 8
00:06Close the door! Hurry up!
00:08Stop! Stop!
00:10If he comes in, we'll be in trouble!
00:13Where are you going? Come here!
00:15What's wrong?
00:16Bao, the bell is ringing! Hurry up!
00:19The bell is ringing! Hurry up!
00:27Open the door! Open the door!
00:29Hurry up!
00:30Stop him!
00:31I'll block the door with a stick!
00:33Who are you?
00:34Hurry up!
00:40You two thieves!
00:41I'll show you who's the thief!
00:44You're asking me?
00:45It's me!
00:46Come in!
00:47If it's someone else, I'll let you in!
00:49You're a thief!
00:51Come in!
00:52I won't let you in!
00:53If you don't open the door,
00:54I'll tear down this temple!
00:59Bao, open the door!
01:12You're a Buddha's disciple!
01:13How dare you get drunk and go to the mountain?
01:15You're not a demon!
01:16Don't you feel ashamed?
01:17Do you want to kill yourself?
01:18If you're a monk,
01:19why don't you drink and beat 40 times?
01:21If you're a monk,
01:22why don't you drink and beat 10 times?
01:24If you go to the mountain,
01:25I'll beat you!
01:27I'm a monk, too!
01:29Everyone here stations at me.
01:32Why don't you come and help me?
01:34Why don't you come help me?
01:38Why don't you come help me?
01:40Why are you guys behind my back?
01:43Why are you guys behind my back?
01:44Why don't you come help me?
01:45Why are you guys behind my back?
01:47I can't do that.
01:49I'm a Buddhist, so I can't do it.
01:52Okay.
01:53Okay.
01:54Today, I will teach you two a lesson.
01:58Take down Liu Ting, the super hero.
02:09What are the names of those two great Han warriors?
02:12Why are you looking at me?
02:14You are so big-mouthed, but you don't say anything.
02:17Those two are the best swordsmen on earth.
02:20Their names are General Han Cap,
02:22General Han is in charge of the Emperor's wine.
02:24If the Emperor drinks wine, he will...
02:27And the other one says
02:31the Emperor drinks wine as a judge,
02:33so he can't be a Buddhist.
02:35What a good name!
02:37And what a funny name!
02:39After listening to it, I feel so angry.
02:43I thought the two great Han warriors
02:46would pretend to be strong all day long
02:48and talk about the peace of the world.
02:52Today, I have drunk a lot of wine.
02:57I will teach you two a lesson.
03:02Teach you two a lesson!
03:07No, General!
03:09I am sorry, General!
03:11You can't do this!
03:13General!
03:14I said you can't do this!
03:16You can't do this, General!
03:19You are not a Buddha.
03:21But you are an earth without a heart,
03:23without a heart and a lung.
03:26You have a heart and lungs.
03:29You have a weak side.
03:30You have a fever,
03:32you have a headache and eat vegetables.
03:33You have to change your name.
03:35Today, I will make you pretend to be strong!
03:39I am sorry, General!
03:41I am sorry!
03:43Don't hit him, Sir.
03:47Don't hit him, Sir.
03:56Don't hit him, Sir. Poor Sir.
03:59Let me try to make a drawing.
04:07Sir.
04:13Don't hit him, Sir.
04:16Don't hit him, Sir. Poor Sir.
04:19Let me try to make a drawing.
04:27Let me try to make a drawing.
04:29Let me try to make a drawing.
04:41Hurry up!
04:46Hurry up!
04:49Let's go!
04:51Let's go!
05:00Don't hit him, Sir.
05:02Don't hit him, Sir. Poor Sir.
05:05Let's go!
05:29Let's go!
05:59Where are you? Come quickly!
06:04Today, I will beat you all!
06:14Run! Run! Where are you going?
06:18You think you can run away from me?
06:22Come and fight me!
06:29Don't run! Where are you going?
06:34Come back!
06:39What are you doing?
06:44The King fell off the horse!
06:49Catch him!
06:54I will kill you!
06:59I will kill you!
07:04I will kill you!
07:09I will kill you!
07:14You stupid people!
07:19Go!
07:24Go!
07:29I will kill you!
07:34I will kill you!
07:39Hey!
07:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
08:14go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
08:44go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
09:14Zhishan, you're so rude. Do you still recognize me?
09:20It's... it's... it's you, Elder.
09:25Is the wine awake yet?
09:31After a fight, my skin is full of sweat.
09:34The wine has been awake for seven or eight minutes.
09:40Elder, I only drank a little wine.
09:43But they are the Japanese. There are a lot of people beating you.
09:46Take him home and rest. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
09:50Take him home.
10:14Shifu.
10:15Shifu.
10:16This...
10:17This...
10:18Look over there.
10:21Go, go.
10:22Go to your room.
10:23Yes.
10:25Shifu.
10:26Shifu.
10:27This...
10:28Look over there.
10:31Go, go.
10:32Go to your room.
10:33Yes.
10:55Zhishan.
10:56Zhishan.
10:57Zhishan.
10:58Zhishan.
11:01Zhishan.
11:03Zhishan.
11:11Elder.
11:13Zhishan.
11:14I have to go down the mountain.
11:16Take your luggage and come with me.
11:20Yes.
11:25Zhishan.
11:26Zhishan.
11:27Zhishan.
11:28Zhishan.
11:30Chinese New Year Gala
11:52Elder.
11:53There's a noodle shop in the town, and a vegetable and meat shop.
11:57If I had known there was such a good place, I wouldn't have taken two boxes of rice noodles and drank them.
12:01I went down to buy some wine.
12:03These days, my stomach is only filled with water.
12:06I have to eat a full meal later.
12:10Master, is there any good iron?
12:15Master, what do you want to do?
12:17I want to build a temple, a peach tree.
12:20I don't know if there's any good iron.
12:22There's a good iron here.
12:24Master, what do you want to do?
12:26I want to build a big and heavy temple.
12:30I'll give it to you.
12:33What?
12:34You want to build it for me?
12:38Yes.
12:42So, you want to build a 100-ton tree for me?
12:46It's heavy.
12:47Master, I'm not afraid to do it.
12:49I'm just afraid you can't hold it.
12:51Even if the temple is heavy, it's only 81 kilograms.
12:55I can't hold that temple?
12:57That temple is just a human being.
12:59I think it's heavy enough to make 40 or 50 kilograms.
13:05So, you want to build a 81-kilogram-tree for me, just like that temple,
13:10so I can use a knife to cut vegetables and shave my head?
13:16Heavy is not easy to hold.
13:18Big is not easy to look at.
13:20So, you want to build a 62-kilogram-tree for me?
13:25Don't blame me if you can't hold it.
13:28Don't worry.
13:29I know how to use the best iron.
13:31Just do it.
13:32Master, how much is this iron?
13:35No bargain.
13:36Just five silver coins.
13:38Okay.
13:39I'll pay you five silver coins.
13:41If you do it well, you'll get a bonus.
13:44Okay.
13:45Bring me the best iron.
13:48We still have some money left.
13:50Let's go.
13:51Let's go buy a cup of wine.
13:53Master, that's great.
13:55Let's go.
14:09Master, please.
14:10Master.
14:15Master, bring the wine.
14:17Master, don't blame me.
14:19This house is owned by a monk.
14:21The money is also owned by a monk.
14:24The elders have a rule.
14:25If you sell wine to the monks in the temple,
14:27you'll get the monk's money and be kicked out of the house.
14:30The money is the wine.
14:31If you come, you'll run out of wine.
14:33What?
14:36You've seen the elders of the temple?
14:38Yes.
14:40Then sell it to the monks.
14:42I won't say it's yours.
14:44You can't do that.
14:46You two go somewhere else to drink.
15:11Master.
15:14I'm on my way to your place.
15:16I'd like some wine.
15:19Master, where are you from?
15:24I'm a monk on my way here.
15:27I'm here to ask for some wine.
15:31Master, if you're the monk of the temple,
15:34I can give you some wine.
15:36I'm not a monk.
15:38If you're the monk of the temple,
15:40I can't give you any wine.
15:43You're not a monk.
15:44Just take the wine.
15:45How much do you want?
15:47It doesn't matter.
15:48A big bowl of rice.
15:49There must be more meat.
15:50Cut it into two plates.
15:52Sooner or later, there will be beef.
15:54It's all sold out now.
16:09Master.
16:10He's making a pot of delicious dog meat here.
16:13I won't sell it to the monks.
16:15I'll mix it with fake garlic for the monks.
16:20When it's sold out, I'll get more.
16:26Master, make me a bowl of vegetarian noodles.
16:30Yes, I will.
16:39The monk and his disciple are done.
16:42Good.
16:43Give it to the butcher.
16:44Okay.
16:45Bring the monk to the master.
16:48Let me see.
17:03Slowly.
17:04Take your time.
17:06Slowly.
17:07Take your time.
17:23Master.
17:24Today, I'll teach you a French martial art.
17:28Watch it first.
17:36Watch it.
18:06Watch it.
18:36Watch it.
19:06Good.
19:09He's really good.
19:11His martial arts are even better than the monk's.
19:16So you're a great master.
19:20I'd like to learn from you.
19:22That's all.
19:27I have something to tell you.
19:29Come with me.
19:36Follow me.
19:41Today, my disciple is really great.
19:44Master, have some tea.
19:46I have three disciples.
19:49One is called Ky Lung Lu Tuan Gia in the north.
19:53One is called Bao Tu Dau Lam Sung in the east.
19:57He's the leader of the 80 gangs.
20:00The other is called Su Yan Kung in the east.
20:03He's the leader of the Tang Dynasty.
20:07His martial arts are unrivaled.
20:11I'll teach you this French martial art
20:14so that your martial arts will be superior to everyone else's.
20:19Thank you, Master.
20:22Don't let anyone else know about me.
20:27I'll keep that in mind.
20:31Before I left the Chau family,
20:35when I was your age,
20:38I had the same temperament as you.
20:46Master,
20:49I have prepared for you here
20:53a set of clothes,
20:55a pair of shoes,
20:57and ten silver ingots.
21:00Master,
21:03are you trying to kick me out of these things?
21:08It's just that
21:10the last time I was drunk,
21:13I messed up the way
21:15and made a mistake.
21:18This time,
21:20I'm drunk again.
21:22I broke the gold jar
21:24and ruined the temple.
21:27I messed up the temple
21:31and made a mess.
21:34It's not your fault.
21:36You even hit the poor pilgrims.
21:39You should stay at my place.
21:42This is a quiet place.
21:45It's not good for you to do that.
21:48Master, I can't keep you here.
21:55Here,
21:57I have a letter.
21:59Go somewhere else to live.
22:09I just found a good master,
22:13but I have to leave.
22:16Master,
22:18but now,
22:20where can you go to live in peace?
22:24I have a disciple
22:26who is the abbot of the Great King's Temple in Tokyo.
22:30His name is Chi Thanh, the Elder.
22:33Take this letter of mine
22:35and go to his place.
22:37Find a job.
22:39The Ministry of Finance has just taught me.
22:42I have written a book for you.
22:45In the future,
22:47practice with me.
23:08Master,
23:10please take this letter of mine.
23:16It's not enough.
23:18You have to make more.
23:46Be careful. Don't break it.
23:49These people...
23:51Mrs. Lin has already sold these things to me.
23:55What?
23:56Master, what's going on?
23:59Mrs. Lin is just worried about your son
24:01so she sold these things.
24:15The Great King's Temple
24:31Father,
24:32do you have any fruit?
24:34Through the indirect storage,
24:37it seems to have kept its life.
24:42Today, the Ministry of Finance
24:46said that
24:47we have to keep our work
24:49not equal to the authority of the Great King.
25:12The Great King's Temple
25:24Lin Chong,
25:25as a teacher,
25:27don't you know the law?
25:30If you kill your own people,
25:33you are committing a capital crime.
25:35The Great King's Temple
25:37has a high status.
25:41Even though I am innocent,
25:44how dare I bring pain
25:46to the Great King's Temple?
25:48If you enter the Great King's Temple
25:50and bring pain to the Great King's Temple,
25:52how do you explain this?
25:56The Great King's Temple
26:08General,
26:09please listen to me.
26:11If I am guilty,
26:13I will speak for myself.
26:1628 months ago,
26:18Lin Chong and his son
26:20came to the Great King's Temple
26:22when they met a young man
26:24from a noble family
26:26who was chased away by the young man.
26:28After that,
26:29the young man made a mistake
26:31and forced the young man to drink wine.
26:33Then, Lin Chong's son,
26:34Phuc An,
26:35forced the young man's son, Phuc An,
26:37to climb up to the young man's house
26:39and was chased away by the young man.
26:41Then, Lin Chong and his son
26:43fought with the young man.
26:45Two times,
26:46even though they were not successful,
26:48they fought.
26:53The next day,
26:55Lin Chong bought the pain himself.
26:57That day,
26:58the Great King's Temple
26:59had two monks come to his house
27:01to summon Lin Chong
27:02and tell him to bring pain to the Great King's Temple.
27:05So,
27:06Lin Chong and his son
27:07came to the Great King's Temple.
27:09The two monks went inside.
27:12Unexpectedly,
27:13the Great King's Temple came from outside
27:15and set fire to Lin Chong's house.
27:22Thank you, Great King.
27:30Lin Chong,
27:31the Kaifeng Prefecture has recorded your statement.
27:34The next day,
27:35you will be judged.
27:38Guards,
27:39bring the letter
27:40to the Prefectural Governor.
27:42Lin Chong,
27:43go to the Great King's Temple
27:45immediately.
27:46Your Excellency,
27:47why don't you judge now?
27:52Yes, Your Excellency.
28:05I think
28:06in the heart of the Prefectural Governor,
28:08it's very clear.
28:09I think
28:10he won't let Lin Chong stay here
28:12in front of so many people
28:14and talk nonsense
28:15to persuade the Court.
28:23Lin Chong,
28:24you have committed this crime.
28:26The Prefectural Governor will judge you.
28:29He will definitely ask you
28:31to bring a sword
28:32and kill the Prefectural Governor.
28:35How can I help you?
28:40Your Excellency,
28:41Lin Chong brought the sword
28:43to the Prefectural Governor's house
28:45because the Prefectural Governor asked him to.
28:49Your Excellency,
28:51Lin Chong,
28:53who doesn't know
28:54that the Prefectural Governor
28:55is a good man.
28:56He is a good man.
28:57There is nothing
28:58that he doesn't dare to do.
29:00I think
29:01you are also an honest man.
29:04But now,
29:05there is no way
29:06to catch the Prefectural Governor.
29:09If
29:10you admit
29:11your crime
29:12and admit
29:13that you shouldn't
29:14bring a sword
29:15and kill the Prefectural Governor,
29:18I will
29:19beat you
29:2020 times
29:21to keep you alive
29:22and send you away.
29:25This way,
29:26I can keep you alive.
29:27What do you think?
29:32It's really
29:33to keep me alive.
29:35The Prefectural Governor
29:36knows that
29:37he is unreasonable
29:38and wants to stop me.
29:40He can't be stupid.
29:45Thank you, Your Excellency.
29:47Dong Xiu,
29:48do you have
29:49a sword?
29:50Yes, I do.
29:51You two bring it
29:52with you.
29:53Break the bell
29:54and set off tomorrow.
29:55Yes, Your Excellency.
30:14Master,
30:15are you
30:16part of this?
30:19How can you
30:20drink
30:21when you are old?
30:22Master,
30:23you are joking.
30:25What are you doing
30:26here?
30:28We are the neighbors
30:29of the Great Temple.
30:30We are here
30:31to congratulate
30:32the Prefectural Governor.
30:33That's right, Master.
30:35Since you are
30:36the neighbors,
30:38then come in.
30:40Master,
30:41I am here
30:42to visit you.
30:43I am here
30:44to visit you.
30:46These people
30:47don't know anything
30:49and don't dare to come here.
30:51Are they trying
30:52to deceive me?
30:56I will go first
30:58so that these people
30:59can see
31:00what I can do.
31:02Come on,
31:03stand up.
31:12Where are you from?
31:13Give me a hand.
31:17Go.
31:20Go.
31:24How dare you
31:25destroy the temple
31:26just because
31:27you are a few people?
31:28A few people?
31:30Go to hell.
31:31Go to hell.
31:45Hey,
31:46stop right there.
31:48What's your name?
31:50Give me your name.
31:59You two
32:00are a bunch of old men.
32:01How much is this pot?
32:02Master,
32:03it's so stinky.
32:04What's the smell?
32:05It's all over us.
32:06It smells like shit.
32:08There are cow dung
32:09all over our heads.
32:10Master,
32:11please forgive us.
32:12You guys
32:13go and get the dung.
32:14Whoever picks up the dung
32:15will be forgiven
32:16by the old men.
32:17We won't die.
32:20Hurry up.
32:21Yes, yes.
32:22Hurry up.
32:24Here, take it.
32:27Oh,
32:28I'm dying.
32:30I'm dying.
32:44Master.
32:46Master.
32:47Master.
32:51Why do you
32:52come back
32:53again?
32:55Master,
32:56we have discussed
32:57with each other
32:58about the money
32:59and we have prepared
33:00some wine and meat
33:01for you.
33:02That's right, master.
33:03We are ready.
33:04Please come in, master.
33:08Master is here.
33:09Hurry up.
33:11Master,
33:12come in, master.
33:14Come here.
33:15Master,
33:16have a seat.
33:20You guys
33:21seem to be
33:22kind.
33:23Come in, master.
33:24Have a seat, master.
33:29Why do you
33:30buy meat and wine
33:31for the old men?
33:36Master,
33:38you don't know
33:40that we can only
33:41scare the weak
33:43but not the strong.
33:45We can't beat others
33:46but we are beaten a lot.
33:48And
33:49I'm so happy
33:50to meet you here.
33:52Please take care of us.
33:54We won't be beaten
33:55in the capital city
33:56in the future.
33:57That's right.
33:58No one will bully us
33:59in the future.
34:00That's right.
34:01No one will bully us.
34:02No one will bully us
34:03in the future.
34:05Master,
34:06no one will bully us.
34:08I heard that
34:09you guys
34:10don't hide
34:11your shame
34:12so you think
34:13that you are
34:14so great?
34:15The old men
34:16aim at this.
34:17Why do you
34:18treat us
34:19as your
34:20slaves?
34:24Hurry up.
34:25Kneel down.
34:26Master,
34:27this is our gift.
34:29Forget it.
34:30Just take this.
34:31Here.
34:32Take it.
34:33Hurry up.
34:35Fill it up.
34:38Master.
34:44Fill it up.
34:53The best of the best.
34:54The best of the best.
34:55The best of the best.
34:58You guys
34:59are so good at teaching.
35:00Why do you
35:01always
35:02talk nonsense
35:03and curse me?
35:04Master,
35:05the old man
35:06said that
35:07he had something to say.
35:08Stand here.
35:10Is it true?
35:11Yes, Master.
35:12Don't you know
35:13that there is
35:14a bird's nest
35:15on this tree?
35:16It's a bird's nest
35:17from morning to night.
35:18I think
35:19we should
35:20take the ladder
35:21and take it down.
35:22That's right.
35:23Take the ladder.
35:24Hurry up.
35:25Here.
35:27Hold it tight.
35:29Leave it to me.
35:30Don't take it.
35:31Leave it to me.
35:32Leave it to me.
35:33Don't take it.
35:37Wait.
35:40It's a small matter.
35:41You don't have to
35:42trouble yourself.
35:44Take the ladder.
35:45Hurry up.
35:46Take the ladder.
35:47Take the ladder.
35:48Come down here.
35:51Master,
35:52I'll climb up there.
35:56Hurry up.
35:57Hurry up.
35:58Hurry up.
35:59Hurry up.
36:03Master,
36:04don't pull the bird.
36:05Master.
36:06Master.
36:07Master.
36:08Master.
36:09Master.
36:10Master.
36:11Master.
36:15Don't be afraid.
36:16Stand aside.
36:17It's OK.
36:26It's OK.
36:56Hum.
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37:54I
38:11Thought what I thought
38:24I
38:42Can tell you my don't like to Jim
38:48Yeah, I don't do it, too
38:54I
39:11See food about a cassette me about this and I'm in
39:16Super they can't wait for you. Yeah, so if you don't want to be in there, there's a company
39:20I'm going to show you
39:24You make it up. I'm going to get it. Oh, no, I'm gonna get it. Oh, no, I did. It's a fool
39:31fool
39:33Oh
40:03I'm going to die, you hear me?
40:05Don't worry, master.
40:07If you dare to eat these birds' eggs,
40:09I will punish you.
40:11No, I dare not.
40:13All right.
40:15That's all for today.
40:19Tomorrow morning,
40:21you come here to collect vegetables for me.
40:23Yes.
40:25I want to see you practice martial arts,
40:27play with weapons.
40:29So you have to prepare your feet firmly.
40:31You have to be careful not to hurt people.
40:33Yes, I know.
40:37Let's plant a tree for the river,
40:39so that people can disperse.
40:41Yes, yes, let's plant a tree for the medicine.
40:55All right.
40:57You two have worked hard.
40:59It's nothing. It's my job.
41:03It's so hot in the summer.
41:09You two are drunk.
41:11There is a man outside.
41:13Who is he?
41:15Let's go out and see.
41:23Welcome, sir.
41:25Please.
41:27This way, please.
41:29It's him.
41:31He is looking for us.
41:33Please have a seat.
41:37I've never seen you before.
41:39Is there anything I can do for you?
41:43Please sit down first.
41:45You will know later.