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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends say, don't eat with the people you can't starve with.
00:27Don't eat with the people you can't starve with.
00:31Don't dance with the people you can't fall sick with.
00:36Don't laugh with the people you can't cry with.
00:40This means that you shouldn't spend your precious time with people you can't live with in trouble.
00:50This means that there are many people who see you only according to their needs.
00:57Many people don't know you, they think you are their enemy.
01:00Why do they think you are their enemy?
01:02Because they want to blame you for their mistakes, their failures, their disappointments.
01:08They don't want to take responsibility.
01:10And some people see you as a messiah because they don't want to do anything.
01:15They want to accuse you that it was your job to help them.
01:19So try to give your precious time to those people who are with you in your troubles,
01:27worries, sorrows, sickness and pain.
01:32Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:35Let's take you to the moon today and see what is happening there.
01:40There is a rocket.
01:43Why is there a rocket with this man?
01:46Who are you?
01:47Who are you?
01:48A lover.
01:49A loving person who has given his heart.
01:53So why have you come to the moon?
01:55My lover had asked me to either study or get a piece of moon for me.
02:02So I said I will get a piece of moon.
02:04So why didn't you come inside the rocket?
02:06I didn't know what a rocket was and I didn't know who it was.
02:08I thought someone would give me a hack.
02:10You just saw it and sat on it?
02:12Obviously, I had to take risks. I didn't even know that I was coming to the moon.
02:16So why did you hang out with him?
02:17Sir, I thought if I get a piece of moon, I will play it and say, sir, two minutes.
02:24This is the last stop of the day.
02:26Brother, are you driving the rocket?
02:28Who are you?
02:29I am a donkey on your rocket.
02:31I am also a donkey on your umbrella.
02:34The road is so dangerous.
02:36Have you gone out?
02:38Brother, the road is not dangerous.
02:39You have driven such a bad rocket.
02:42Sir, Shahab-e-Saqib is coming out.
02:44He is going inside the rocket.
02:49Brother, we don't have time.
02:51What is this time?
02:53Brother, I am driving the rocket.
02:55I am getting my ride to the moon.
02:57Space tourism has started.
02:59Brother, I will take you to the moon.
03:01There is no stop today.
03:03Okay, direct.
03:04Look at this.
03:05Tell me, why did you both wear your elder brother's socks?
03:09I don't think you have ever come to the moon.
03:12Nor do you go to the moon.
03:14This is a space suit of COVID.
03:18Our moon comes in a special kit.
03:20Did you have an interest in space tourism?
03:22I had an interest since childhood.
03:24I used to go to the moon and do farming.
03:26The kids are different.
03:27I used to eat the sweets of my childhood.
03:30By the way, the interest is fine.
03:31No one must have given the opportunity to do farming on the earth.
03:33Business is going on there.
03:35I don't have time.
03:36You have seen the straw used in the bottle.
03:40Yes, yes.
03:41The straw used to drink.
03:42Yes, yes.
03:43That is the business.
03:44Brother.
03:46Let me open the trunk.
03:52Are you a man or a man?
03:54Brother, I have to take a piece.
03:56I am very special.
03:58My father has made a special request.
04:00But I just want to know
04:01why have you tied your pants so low?
04:03Horses are not tied so low.
04:07Let me tell you what is going on inside.
04:11The thing is,
04:12Space suits are so big
04:15that on the moon
04:17at night
04:18the negative goes up to 170 degrees.
04:22Negative 170.
04:24Very negative.
04:25In Celsius.
04:26In negative.
04:27And during the day
04:28it goes up to 125 degrees Celsius.
04:31So the space suits have to do two things.
04:34They have to save them from the heat.
04:35And they have to keep it cool from inside.
04:37Because the body has its own heat.
04:39So it is insulated in such a way
04:41that it has an air-conditioning system.
04:44Water is vaporizing.
04:45It is going into the pipes.
04:47And it is taking out the body's heat.
04:49Brother, bring the plant.
04:50Plant?
04:51Have you come to populate?
04:52Population.
04:53Why do you want to populate the moon?
04:56What is this?
04:57Blow here.
05:00Are you going to make a price on the moon or blow?
05:02Tell me,
05:03which are the two main elements of carbon dioxide?
05:05Sister, I am a driver.
05:07Come on, sister.
05:08Sister, I work as a driver.
05:12Tell me the right reason for coming here.
05:14Sir, we are populating because
05:16the world's land has become very expensive.
05:18The world is yours, beggar.
05:19It is yours, forget it.
05:22Brother, you earn so much money.
05:23You go everywhere.
05:24You get me a ticket.
05:25Come here on the moon.
05:26I am very interested.
05:27And three companies have already started.
05:29Do camping here.
05:30Camping.
05:31Which one?
05:32One is Virgin Atlantic.
05:34Yes.
05:35In the name of Virgin Galactic.
05:36Yes.
05:37And one is the company of Elon Musk, SpaceX.
05:40They are also doing it.
05:41Yes.
05:42And a third company has also come in this thing.
05:44Yes.
05:45Now a very big program has started.
05:46The one who is talking about population.
05:48A program has already started with this reference.
05:50Yes.
05:51NASA has done it.
05:52In the name of Artemis.
05:53Yes.
05:54And he will do that
05:55by bringing here
05:56he will populate the people.
05:57First of all, he is doing this work.
05:59And he is doing a great job.
06:01I would definitely like to go there.
06:02He is doing that
06:03he is making a hotel.
06:04In space.
06:05Yes.
06:06Okay.
06:07In the orbit of the world.
06:08Yes.
06:09He is making a space station in it.
06:10In which there will be a hotel.
06:11There will be rooms.
06:12You will have all the facilities.
06:14You will see the beautiful views of the world.
06:16You will see all the countries from above.
06:18And you can stay as long as you want.
06:19And then you can come back.
06:20Come on, brother.
06:21We have to go back.
06:22We have a lot of time.
06:23There are a lot of rides.
06:24I have brought it.
06:25To plant a plant
06:26from where will you get salt from it?
06:28It has its own.
06:30From the world.
06:31From where will I sell it?
06:33Oh, brother.
06:34I was talking about dying in love.
06:36Now he is insisting
06:37that you die and show it to me.
06:38Oh, that's a big thing.
06:39Do this first.
06:41What should I do?
06:42This is going to die.
06:43Sir, I have to take a piece of the moon, sir.
06:47Oh, wow.
06:49It's good that the water
06:50was arranged from the ground.
06:51But you are wasting it.
06:52You have to recycle it, brother.
06:53Water is recycled in the moon.
06:55We will recycle it
06:57when we want to drink water.
06:59I don't drink water.
07:01He has also brought a pot with him.
07:03It doesn't look like a pot.
07:04It's a plant.
07:05It doesn't look like magic, brother.
07:06Come on, make a picture.
07:07Hey, you are the chief guest here.
07:11If these were proper nutrients
07:13and make it a greenhouse
07:15and give its effect
07:17then plants can be grown here.
07:19Now let me tell you something interesting
07:20that now there is no need for soil for plants.
07:22Yes, now hanging plants also grow.
07:24Oh.
07:25Their roots are hanging in the air.
07:26Oh, look at this.
07:27This is water.
07:29Clap for me.
07:30Oh, wow.
07:37Hey, who are you?
07:39What is this?
07:40Sir, it's a plant.
07:42Plant?
07:43It's a tree.
07:44Tree.
07:48Oh, man.
07:49Look at me properly and tell me.
07:51What will you do here?
07:54Why?
07:55Why?
07:56Because there will be shade here.
07:58Yes.
07:59What is shade?
08:01Like mother.
08:04Like they say,
08:05mother, cool shade.
08:07Shoot him.
08:09Why?
08:10Why, why?
08:11He didn't like it.
08:13He did something and got soil there.
08:19If you run under shade
08:21then you will get peace.
08:22Then you won't get sunburn.
08:24If they don't want to get sunburn
08:26then they will go and sit in a crater.
08:28They won't get sunburn.
08:29Sunburn is here also.
08:30Oh, man.
08:31Sunburn.
08:33Sunburn is the ground here.
08:35They won't sit here.
08:36You need shade.
08:38Take it.
08:39You don't need anything.
08:41You don't need it.
08:42They need it.
08:46No, actually,
08:47this tree will grow.
08:48It will play under your child.
08:50It will give you oxygen.
08:51Your life will be saved.
08:53It will grow.
08:54The tree will also grow.
08:56It will grow.
08:57What will happen then?
08:58Your roots will spread.
09:00More trees will grow.
09:01More home gate will be built.
09:02Then you will cut those trees
09:04and make furniture here.
09:06You will do wood work.
09:07I will do furniture work.
09:09This moon won't rise in your father's face.
09:15What will you get by making furniture?
09:17You will get money.
09:18Then you will bring good factories.
09:20What will be the benefit of that?
09:22There won't be any benefit.
09:24There will be pollution.
09:29Then you will run cars here.
09:32There will be smoke.
09:33What will we do if there is smoke?
09:36We have our own collector.
09:40There will be smoke here.
09:42What will happen then?
09:43First, you will tie the bricks.
09:45Then you will tie their bricks.
09:48Why should we tie the bricks?
09:50There will be wars here.
09:51You will fight for the chair.
09:53You will bring accusations.
09:55He will tell you.
09:57He will tell you.
09:59Shoot him.
10:00He is explaining very late.
10:03When there will be more pollution,
10:05we will bring more trees.
10:07You don't talk about pollution.
10:09You tell me.
10:11When there will be more trees,
10:13people will cut the trees and steal.
10:15Then you will make a movie there.
10:16Pushpa.
10:17You won't bow down.
10:19Look at the industry.
10:21Pollution has increased.
10:23You should bring more trees.
10:25Trees.
10:26He has done everything.
10:29He is Sheikh Chilli's brother-in-law.
10:32Okay.
10:33We should save the industry.
10:36Suggest us.
10:37What should we do?
10:39If Chota wants a piece of moon,
10:41how will he give it to me?
10:42Hold it.
10:43Don't touch anything.
10:45Okay.
10:46How will I give a piece of moon to Farkhanda?
10:50Farkhanda has sent me to buy a piece of moon.
10:54What do you mean?
10:55We three have played with him.
10:59Okay, sir.
11:00I will play with him.
11:05If you want your industry to improve,
11:08then bring money.
11:10Okay.
11:11We will bring more trees.
11:12Okay.
11:13Okay.
11:14Bring money.
11:16Okay.
11:17I don't need his share.
11:23We have bought this plant.
11:27Okay.
11:28We will plant it and sell it.
11:31We will do as you say.
11:33Look at this.
11:34This is the plant.
11:35Yes.
11:36This is the plant.
11:37Look at this.
11:39Who will buy a piece of moon?
11:43You are crazy.
11:46Okay.
11:57Don't do this.
11:58You don't know.
12:00A treaty has been signed.
12:02No one owns the moon.
12:04Everyone owns it.
12:05What?
12:06Yes.
12:07Then why do we have to do this?
12:11Has a treaty been signed?
12:13Yes.
12:14Two treaties have been signed.
12:15Can anyone claim ownership of the moon?
12:17If yes, then in what capacity?
12:20No one can claim ownership.
12:21The reason is that around 125 countries
12:25to be exact 111 countries
12:28have signed an agreement in 1967.
12:31And then there was one in 1984.
12:33It is called the Moon Accords.
12:36It states that you cannot claim ownership of space.
12:40No country can claim ownership of it.
12:44And especially the moon.
12:46This is the first point.
12:48The second point is that it is everyone's property.
12:51The moon is the property of the entire humanity.
12:53And the third point is that
12:55if you do anything here,
12:58it will be for peaceful purposes.
13:00You will not take any bomb.
13:02You will not take any nuclear radiation.
13:05You will not take any weapon.
13:07It will be peaceful.
13:09This is it.
13:10But one person has claimed it.
13:12And he is distributing certificates to people.
13:14Yes.
13:15There are many people who claim ownership of stars.
13:19There are names of different stars.
13:21Most of them are NG 5867.
13:24You must have heard of it.
13:25They claim that they have seen it before.
13:28Now it should be in my name.
13:30This is my property.
13:31These are the people who claim ownership of stars.
13:35What are you doing?
13:36Sir, we are selling Elon Musk's plot.
13:40Okay, you are selling Elon Musk.
13:42Elon Musk.
13:43Sir, how was the atmosphere here?
13:46It was great.
13:48Sir, we welcome you to the moon.
13:51We have planted a plant on the moon.
13:52The moon belongs to us now.
13:54Very good.
13:55Sir, we want to make a colony here.
13:57Both residential and commercial.
14:00Very good.
14:01There will be roads here.
14:03And I think there will be a motorway here.
14:06Directly to Mars.
14:07Not from there.
14:08Take it from this side.
14:09Okay, sir.
14:12There should be 4-5 underpasses.
14:14Sir, look at your personality.
14:16We have arranged a golf course here.
14:18Very good idea.
14:19It should be like this.
14:20Sir, there will be a big hospital here.
14:22You won't have to go anywhere.
14:23Very good.
14:24There will be a gym too.
14:25Where will you make the gym?
14:27Take a bath in the golf course.
14:29Sir, move a little.
14:30What is this?
14:31Move a little.
14:32And what are you thinking about the fee?
14:34What will be the price?
14:351.5 crores.
14:361.5 crores for the fee?
14:38This is the only problem in the city.
14:44Okay, tell me,
14:45have you installed the sewerage pipe or not?
14:47I told you,
14:48you must ask about the sewerage.
14:49This is my responsibility.
14:51I have to do it.
14:53Come on, Pitala.
14:54Come here.
14:55Come here.
14:56Come here.
14:58Come here.
14:59Make the road a little open.
15:01A little ahead.
15:02A little ahead.
15:03Very good.
15:04Very good.
15:05Okay.
15:06It's done.
15:08This looks like a factory.
15:10What?
15:11Yes.
15:12You are doing this for us.
15:13Sir, we are selling the land.
15:15By cutting the planting.
15:17Why are you selling our land?
15:19Where is your registry?
15:21Do you have anything?
15:23This is our inheritance.
15:25Where is your inheritance?
15:27Do you have an inheritance system?
15:29Yes, we have an inheritance system.
15:31Even Chandu has an inheritance system.
15:34Call the inheritance system and bring it.
15:37I will bring the inheritance system.
15:41The inheritance system is here.
15:43Why did you call me?
15:45What?
15:46Why did you call me?
15:47He is selling our land.
15:49We can't sell this land.
15:50Why not?
15:51We can't sell it.
15:52We have kept something here.
15:53His aunt's name is on it.
15:54Is it?
15:55This is his aunt's name.
15:56Is it?
15:57This is his aunt's name.
15:58She was your widow.
16:01Mr. Patwari, give us a place to stay.
16:03We will make something there.
16:04Where will you buy the land?
16:05Sakrin is not here.
16:10Sir, listen to me.
16:11Come here.
16:14Leave the land.
16:15What will you do with the land?
16:17Sell us.
16:18Sell your share.
16:19Open this.
16:20Open this.
16:25Where did it go?
16:27Where did it go?
16:28Inside.
16:29Dollars.
16:30Dollars.
16:31Dollars.
16:33This is not your land.
16:37Who said this nonsense?
16:39This is not your land.
16:40I have seen it.
16:41You haven't seen it.
16:42This is not your land.
16:43My aunt's name is on the corner plot.
16:46Your aunt married someone else.
16:48Why didn't you tell me?
16:49My aunt's name is on the corner plot.
16:51Where did your aunt go?
16:52She died there.
16:53Come here.
16:54Look at my face.
16:55I will give you a place to stay.
16:56It's been 20 years.
16:58If she comes to your face and says
17:00that you don't want to stay in Bolanjoga.
17:04Money will fill your mouth.
17:06Don't talk to us online.
17:08You will get the money as you say.
17:10What money?
17:11This land that you are saying.
17:12Cut it.
17:13Cut it.
17:14I have told you not to.
17:15You have to give the money.
17:17My name is Elon Musk.
17:19What?
17:20What is your name?
17:21Elon Musk.
17:22Let go of my hand.
17:23Why?
17:24My name is on the corner plot.
17:28You have got the wrong number.
17:30You have been talking on the wrong number.
17:32What you have done to us.
17:34We will make your face white
17:36and make you sit on the corner.
17:38That means you have made up your mind.
17:43Look at him.
17:44Make his face black and make him sit on the donkey.
17:46He is our son-in-law.
17:50Then you will say
17:52that he has lost the game.
17:55Where did he come from?
17:56Congratulations to all of you.
17:58For what?
17:59His name is Prakhanda.
18:01I have found him.
18:03Now I will stay here.
18:04That's good.
18:06You have found your love here.
18:08If you want to marry me
18:10then give me a piece of land.
18:12You want a piece of land?
18:13Yes.
18:16Take this.
18:17Start the game.
18:19Let's get him married.
18:21Wait a minute.
18:23Why are you playing on TV?
18:30Ladies and gentlemen,
18:31we will take a short break.
18:32We will meet after the break.
18:41Ladies and gentlemen,
18:42as you can see
18:43my pocket is small
18:44but he doesn't like it.
18:46If it was big
18:47he would have liked it a lot.
18:49You have found your love here.
18:51We will get you married.
18:52We will get you married.
18:53We will get you married.
19:15We will get you married.
19:17Very good.
19:26Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:27We are taking a break.
19:29A gentleman has come.
19:30He has a problem with his arm.
19:32A surgeon is sitting next to him.
19:34Let's ask him why he has come.
19:36I don't have a problem with my arm, Mr. Haroon.
19:38I don't have an arm.
19:39Greetings.
19:40He has lost his arm.
19:42How are you?
19:43Greetings.
19:44How are you?
19:45I am fine.
19:46What happened to his arm?
19:48He is a surgeon.
19:49If he is your surgeon
19:50why did you bring him here?
19:52He is not my surgeon.
19:53He is a surgeon.
19:55Surgeon?
19:56He is a surgeon.
19:57He is running behind me with a bone.
19:58Which surgeon
19:59does he think he is?
20:01You are educated.
20:02He is a patient.
20:04Thank God
20:05I am thankful to him.
20:06Why?
20:07He has saved my arm.
20:09How?
20:10What is the problem?
20:11Actually,
20:12I had a pain in my arm.
20:13Okay.
20:14He didn't come to me.
20:15Okay.
20:16He kept taking medicines.
20:17Okay.
20:18But for a long time
20:19he was not getting better
20:20despite taking medicines.
20:21The pain was not going away.
20:22The pain was not going away.
20:23How long has he been taking your medicines?
20:25It has been
20:26three days
20:27that he has been taking my medicines.
20:29But if there is a pain
20:30for a long time
20:31then that pain
20:32feels sweet.
20:35Sir, when I went there
20:36he was telling me
20:37when I checked his arm
20:38and his arm
20:39he was telling me
20:40that you were late.
20:41So, I came.
20:43Recently
20:44my cousin
20:45was my aunt's son.
20:46Okay.
20:47Sir, he had a problem
20:48with his heart.
20:49Oh.
20:50Then?
20:51Sir, I did
20:52a neurosurgery on him.
20:53His veins were broken.
20:54He used to run
20:55and run
20:56to the market.
20:57The problem was with the heart.
20:58Yes.
20:59I had a pain
21:00in my heart.
21:02Okay.
21:03When he came to you
21:04and the pain
21:05didn't go away
21:06for three days
21:07then what did you do?
21:08Sir, I told him
21:09that he needs a surgery.
21:10Why?
21:11Because
21:12his arm
21:13was guilty.
21:14I am not guilty.
21:15You are guilty.
21:17Sir, I cut his arm.
21:19I cut his arm
21:20and hit him.
21:22His son ran after
21:23that guilty.
21:25Before that
21:26his younger brother
21:27caught his face.
21:30Because of that guilty
21:31his car
21:32was in a mess.
21:34Okay.
21:35You removed the guilty
21:36and threw him away.
21:37You are also a surgeon, right?
21:38No.
21:39I got hurt
21:40because of this.
21:42Sir, I did an X-ray.
21:43Mr. Arun
21:44needs bones.
21:45Then he
21:46ate the X-ray pulao.
21:48Mr. Arun,
21:49he removed the bone
21:50from my arm.
21:51He bonelessed
21:52my arm.
21:53Sir, I have
21:54my own way of surgery.
21:55What is that?
21:56Sir, when I open
21:57the patient
21:58I think
21:59that it's done.
22:00Yes.
22:01Sir, I cut his hair
22:02and clean it
22:03and dry it.
22:04Then I fit it.
22:05And then?
22:06After that
22:07he kicks the patient.
22:09Sir, when I removed
22:10the guilty
22:11I removed the bone.
22:12So, you wash
22:13the bone yourself?
22:14Yes, sir.
22:15I don't have an assistant.
22:16I don't trust anyone.
22:17I am confident about my work.
22:19Then you must be
22:20washing the bone.
22:21He thinks
22:22that I am washing the bone.
22:24There is a guy
22:25behind him
22:26who tells him
22:27to wash the bone.
22:28Do you do this
22:29after fitting the patient?
22:30Do you give diesel
22:31to the patient?
22:32No.
22:33When the bone is wet
22:34he gives grease.
22:35If there is no bone
22:36in the arm
22:37then why did he
22:38climb from here?
22:39The reason is
22:40that I have a stone
22:41in my office.
22:42What?
22:43Look, so many stones
22:44have come together.
22:45It's time to take a bath.
22:46I don't want to wash the bone.
22:47Look, I don't want to wash the bone.
22:48Which office is this?
22:49Sir, there is an office
22:50in the back
22:51where the bones
22:52are sterilised.
22:53Okay, what do you want?
22:54I want
22:55that the bone
22:56is ready.
22:57This is the bone?
22:58Yes.
22:59You are walking
23:00with it here?
23:01Sir, it stops
23:02for two minutes
23:03and there was no need.
23:04What do you want?
23:05Sir, I don't want to wash the bone.
23:06You don't want to wash the bone
23:07then why are you wearing
23:08a raffle on your head?
23:09I earn money
23:10by working outside.
23:11I have to thank them.
23:12What money?
23:13Look, I have to
23:14do this to people
23:15and make them
23:16laugh.
23:17Believe me.
23:18Isn't it
23:19America's show?
23:20America got talent.
23:21Got talent.
23:22Where am I going?
23:23Got talent.
23:24Believe me,
23:25I have to do this too.
23:26Harry Potter.
23:27Harry Potter.
23:28I have to clean
23:29his mouth too.
23:30That's great.
23:31I have to keep it
23:32on my head
23:33and dance too.
23:34I have to keep it
23:35on my head
23:36and dance too.
23:37Okay,
23:38you all
23:39earn money
23:40by showing
23:41these performances.
23:42You mean
23:43Abhishek's
23:44videos?
23:45What are they called?
23:46Contortionist.
23:47That man
23:48is me.
23:49Yes, that is me.
23:50Look.
23:51Okay Sajjan Sir,
23:52if this ever happens
23:53that you walk
23:54out of the bone
23:55and you see
23:56a picture in the water
23:57that on the other side
23:58another surgeon
23:59is also walking
24:00out of the bone.
24:04This has happened
24:05I wanted to break his bones.
24:07I see.
24:08I broke my own bones.
24:09You broke yours too.
24:12Brother, break my bones.
24:13I won't.
24:14Because my kids will die of hunger.
24:17My work is going on.
24:18You keep this in your clinic.
24:20Keep it. Your bones will do the work.
24:21I am working on my bones.
24:23Keep it inside. I am working on my bones.
24:25I will keep it as soon as I can.
24:26You keep it together.
24:29What are you saying?
24:30I am slapping you on the face.
24:31You did this to me. Don't make an excuse to hit me.
24:36You broke my bones.
24:39Press his neck with this hand.
24:41What?
24:41Yes.
24:46Listen to me.
24:47All the bones you remove..
24:49..do you apply a special spice on them?
24:52He is a fool.
24:54He is not a doctor.
24:56Really?
24:56He is a beggar.
24:59He is troubling people.
25:01Many people have lost their lives because of such things.
25:05You must remember.
25:06Two years ago..
25:08..a man operated on a woman.
25:10Yes.
25:10After a few days, she became pregnant.
25:12Later, it was found out that the person who operated..
25:15..was a guard at the hospital.
25:17Really?
25:18He was not a surgeon.
25:19This is a Lahore incident.
25:21He was a guard.
25:22When a doctor becomes evil..
25:23..then..
25:24You must have seen the films about serial killers.
25:26Yes.
25:27The serial killers.
25:28A person thinks..
25:29..that before killing an animal..
25:31..a person thinks a thousand times.
25:32Why don't I hunt in life?
25:34I have never done this.
25:35Because I cannot kill an animal.
25:38And the thing is..
25:40..I am not saying that you should not hunt.
25:42But you have your own..
25:44..things that you can do and can't do.
25:47Yes.
25:48When a doctor becomes evil..
25:49..there is no one more evil than him.
25:50There have been doctors in history..
25:52..who have..
25:53..injected poison to a patient..
25:55..who has come to the hospital for no reason.
25:56For no reason.
25:57Oh!
25:58There have been such male nurses.
26:01In fact, I remember..
26:02..the first serial killer..
26:04..was a doctor.
26:05Yes.
26:06And that doctor..
26:08..had built a palace.
26:09It was called Murder Castle.
26:11The reason was..
26:12..that he had built..
26:13..streets, roads, stairs, doors..
26:17..all fake.
26:18Once you enter the hotel..
26:20He was given the face of the hotel.
26:22Once you enter the hotel..
26:23..you can't come out.
26:25Sometimes he would release gas.
26:26Sometimes he would release snakes.
26:28Sometimes he would pull people alive.
26:31Oh, God!
26:31Was he having fun?
26:33Yes, he was having fun.
26:34And we never got to know.
26:36He was a psychopath.
26:37He was a psychopath.
26:38And once, in Chicago..
26:40..there was a big conference..
26:41..and a lot of people had come.
26:43The hotel was full.
26:44He killed everyone.
26:46Oh, God!
26:47He cut someone alive.
26:49He was a doctor.
26:50And how did he get caught?
26:51He got caught..
26:52..because he insured a man..
26:55..that he had to kill him.
26:57He insured him..
26:58..and went to claim his money.
27:00There was a scene of claim.
27:02There was a scene of claim..
27:04..that he went to the police.
27:06He went to search the hotel..
27:08..in the palace.
27:10He found someone's hand..
27:11..someone's arm..
27:12..someone's eyes.
27:13And then we got to know..
27:14..and he never told us.
27:16He was hanged.
27:18But he never told us.
27:19He was H.H. Holmes.
27:20He was the first serial killer.
27:22No, I agree with you.
27:23I am with you.
27:24I criticize such doctors.
27:26Okay.
27:29Your narrative was very good.
27:32And you should repent in the future.
27:34You can't do magic with a broken bone.
27:38Yes, it's a bone of an owl.
27:45Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
27:46We'll meet again after the break.
27:48If you were given an award..
27:49..any award..
27:50..who would you like to thank?
27:53First of all, thanks to Allah.
27:55The team of smartness played very well.
27:58Wow, smartness.
28:00Wow.
28:02You look beautiful when you lose.
28:03Yes.
28:05Girls like you are very good at eating sweets.
28:09Okay, ask her.
28:10I always lose.
28:11But I do eat sweets.
28:22Welcome back, viewers.
28:23Now we'll play a great buzzer game..
28:26..with the audience.
28:31Wow.
28:32Yes.
28:33Let's see who wins the gift today.
28:36First of all, I'll pick people from my team.
28:40So, first of all, I'll pick..
28:44..Malaika.
28:45Wow.
28:47Yes.
28:51Sir, you keep looking there.
28:52Why are you looking here? I was about to get up.
28:54On the second number, I'll request..
29:00I request..
29:04I request..
29:09On the third number, I'll request Irza.
29:11Come.
29:15Sir, you..
29:17You don't say anything.
29:18If you say anything, I'll eat you alive.
29:21Okay, Irza, if you were given an award..
29:23..any award..
29:24..I mean, if you were given the award of sitting still..
29:26Okay.
29:27..who would you like to thank in your life?
29:30First of all, the chair.
29:33First of all, thanks to Allah.
29:35The team of smart people played very well.
29:37Wow.
29:38Wow, smart people.
29:40Wow.
29:41Arzu is also looking beautiful.
29:43Yes.
29:44Girls like her are very good at eating Golgappas.
29:49Okay, ask her.
29:50She always loses.
29:51But she does eat, doesn't she?
29:55Okay, now you choose.
29:58First of all, I'll ask you, Irza..
30:00Okay.
30:00..to choose your partner.
30:02I think the girl in pink.
30:04Wow.
30:05Come, please.
30:06Irza, look at her. She's saying, I think the girl in pink.
30:11Okay, now, Arzu Fatima, I'll request you..
30:14..to choose the unfortunate one who wants to play with you.
30:17Yes, please.
30:18Okay, I can see..
30:20..this beautiful girl who's wearing pink clothes.
30:23So, come, please.
30:24Please.
30:28Malaika, you choose.
30:29Give me a minute.
30:31I'll change my shirt. I'll wear pink.
30:34What's the need?
30:35I'll wear the colour of your face.
30:38Guys, raise your hands. It's like..
30:40Who wants to play?
30:42The one in black suit.
30:43Come, please.
30:45Wow.
30:46Very good.
30:49Greetings.
30:50Greetings.
30:51What's your name?
30:51Zimal.
30:52Zimal, are you ready to play the game?
30:55Do you have a good IQ level?
30:57I don't know.
30:59You think we're lab rats..
31:02..that we'll come here and test our IQ.
31:03Shall I test my IQ level?
31:05Yes.
31:05Okay.
31:07There are three ants.
31:09One in the front, one in the middle and one in the back.
31:12The one in the middle says..
31:13..there are two ants in front of me..
31:15..and two ants behind me.
31:17How?
31:19I don't know.
31:20Come on, bring your new show.
31:23What should I say?
31:24She's saying it.
31:25Yes!
31:27Wow.
31:28She'll win. Mr. Arun, come here.
31:31I can't do it now.
31:32What's your name?
31:34My name is Samavya.
31:35Samavya, what are you studying?
31:37I say, stats.
31:38If you have good stats..
31:40..like mean, median, mode, etc.
31:43..I think you'll be able to answer.
31:45What do you think?
31:45I've just started studying stats.
31:49Then sit down.
31:50The one who has finished it should come.
31:54Greetings.
31:55Greetings.
31:56What's your name?
31:57Maryam.
31:57Maryam, what do you do?
31:59Icom.
32:00Do you do Icom or are you doing it?
32:02I'm doing it.
32:03Okay, you're doing it.
32:04Do you think you'll win today?
32:06Yes, sure.
32:07I think you're smart..
32:08..because the way you said about ants, she's lying.
32:12Why?
32:13Because it's not about intelligence, it's about smartness.
32:15Let's start with an easy question.
32:17The rules are, when I ask the question..
32:19..our talent will ring the bell.
32:21The one who rings the bell first..
32:22..will be eligible to answer.
32:25I'll go to him first.
32:27When I go to him, I'll ask him the question.
32:29If the answer is correct..
32:31..I'll go to the one who rang the bell second.
32:33And if anyone overlaps in the middle..
32:36..he'll be punished.
32:37Okay.
32:38Let's start with an easy question.
32:40A man started a business.
32:42He used to buy things worth Rs. 100.
32:45And he used to sell it for Rs. 50.
32:48In a few days, he became a millionaire.
32:50How?
32:51You rang the bell first.
32:53Tell us, son.
32:56These days, people prefer cheap things.
33:00Okay.
33:00That's why..
33:01You gave a very strange market strategy.
33:04But he should be at a loss, right?
33:08He should be at a loss.
33:09Malaika rang the bell second.
33:11Yes.
33:11What should I say?
33:12Whatever the answer is.
33:15She said, whatever the answer is.
33:17Profit.
33:18It's not profit.
33:19How can it be profit? He's at a loss.
33:21Yes.
33:22He used to be a millionaire.
33:23Now, he's a millionaire.
33:24That's right.
33:27Very good.
33:28So normal.
33:29So real.
33:31Mr. Amol, let me tell you..
33:32..that I'm completely ready to lose again.
33:37Okay. Next question.
33:38A very easy question.
33:40I want one of you to answer it.
33:42Because he has already scored one point.
33:44I want a tie.
33:45I want to enjoy the race.
33:47What is it..
33:49..that is born in the light and dies in the dark?
33:55Tell me.
33:57Sun.
33:58Yes.
33:59Sun in the light..
34:00What is this?
34:01It exists somewhere.
34:03But it's not visible at night.
34:05You can see the moon.
34:06You can't see it.
34:07When you can't see it in Lahore..
34:08..you can see it in San Francisco.
34:10Let me think.
34:11She said, let me think.
34:13You didn't get the answer.
34:14The thing that moves around the light at night.
34:18What do you call it?
34:19Parvana.
34:19Parvana?
34:20No, Mr. Haroon.
34:21The thing that attracts the light.
34:23Makkad.
34:23Jugnu.
34:23Jugnu.
34:24Jugnu.
34:25Jugnu.
34:25It's the light of Jugnu.
34:26It's the light of Makkad.
34:28It exists during the day as well.
34:29Samaria is saying that Arzoo is Jugnu.
34:31Say it, dear.
34:32Jugnu.
34:33Samaria didn't get the answer at all.
34:36Yes.
34:37Your answer is..
34:40Shadow.
34:41Shadow.
34:41Yes.
34:43Yes.
34:46First, tell me what your question is.
34:48The question was, what is the thing that is born in the light..
34:51..and dies in the dark?
34:53Shadow.
34:54Shadow.
34:54Why are you asking?
34:56It's my wish. I am not thinking.
34:58Why is it your wish?
34:58The poor girls are sitting here and you are sitting there.
35:04Play, dear. Play now.
35:05You enjoy.
35:07Why are you sitting there?
35:10Okay, come back.
35:11Wait a minute.
35:12Irza, you were saying that he is very intelligent.
35:16But now I have come to know that I am very intelligent.
35:20Next question.
35:21What is the thing that neither drowns in water nor burns in fire?
35:27Iron.
35:28No.
35:29Iron drowns in water.
35:30It drowns in water and..
35:31It neither drowns in water nor burns in fire.
35:35And iron burns as well.
35:36Wood.
35:37Wood.
35:38Yes.
35:39Yes.
35:41Wow.
35:43Everyone, give a slow clap for Malaika.
35:50I have understood the meaning.
35:52Yes.
35:53Mr. Dharun, give one hint.
35:53People burn wood themselves.
35:55Shall I guess one?
35:56Yes.
35:57Who played it first?
35:58I guess I played it first.
36:00You played it.
36:01Yes, guess one.
36:02Ice.
36:03Ice.
36:04Yes.
36:06Hit me.
36:07Hit me.
36:09Hit me.
36:10Hit me.
36:11Come on, hit me.
36:12Come on, hit me.
36:13Hit me.
36:15Okay.
36:16You played it very well.
36:18Zimal, come for your gift.
36:24Wow.
36:26Wow.
36:27Zimal, congratulations.
36:29Irza has given all the answers.
36:31Okay, give the gift.
36:37Thank you very much.
36:38Take it home.
36:42Viewers, there is a small break.
36:44We will meet after the break.
36:46Sheeni didn't need anything to die.
36:49She died.
36:51Farhad had to kill Isha.
36:53You should have given the proposal to your father.
36:55He is a good man.
36:56Look, he has gone to work.
36:57At that time, I had told him to dig a mountain.
37:01He went to the mountain and died.
37:04Don't you remember why I am facing such a problem?
37:07Uncle, you were not his family.
37:13Be careful. Be careful.
37:16Be careful. Be careful.
37:20Welcome back, viewers.
37:21Yes, Irza.
37:22Mr. Haroon, if the moon disappears suddenly..
37:25..then what will happen to the world?
37:26I don't want to take a break now.
37:27I am already worried.
37:32Why does a lover ask for the moon and stars?
37:34Do you know what it means to break the moon and bring it?
37:37Yes.
37:38For example, when the king refused Farhad..
37:41..that he will not give his daughter's proposal..
37:44..he said, I will think about it..
37:46..if a stream of milk comes to my palace from the mountain in front.
37:50He meant that there is no proposal.
37:53That poor man went to dig.
37:55It was a clear refusal.
37:56It was a clear refusal.
37:57She was saying that he is a labourer.
37:59He was born in this den.
38:01It is good that he didn't give his daughter to Farhad.
38:03Farhad was so stupid.
38:05Why?
38:05He went to dig.
38:07But he was a lover.
38:08By the way, even Ghalib says what you said.
38:10He doesn't believe it.
38:11He says that Farhad was not a good lover.
38:14The reason is that when Shirin came to know..
38:16..that Farhad went to dig the mountain, she died of shock.
38:18Oh no!
38:19When Farhad came to know that Shirin died of shock..
38:23..he killed himself and died.
38:26Oh no!
38:27So, Ghalib says that his love was not true.
38:30It was not true because..
38:31..Shirin didn't need anything to die.
38:36She died.
38:37Farhad had to kill himself.
38:39He wouldn't have died if he hadn't gone to dig.
38:43He should have given his father a marriage proposal.
38:44He was a man of conscience.
38:45Look where he has gone.
38:46At that time, he ran away and said that he will dig the mountain.
38:50He went to dig the mountain and died.
38:53Don't you remember why I am facing such a problem?
38:57Uncle, you were his servant.
39:03And the couplet that Ghalib said..
39:04..I would like one of you to complete it.
39:06Tisha could not die without Kohakan Asad.
39:10It was the age of the Khumare Rasoom.
39:12Wow!
39:14Don't ask him that he is crazy.
39:16He has been crazy for a long time.
39:18He was not Kohakan, but he has fought hard.
39:23He was tired and his Tisha was in his bosom.
39:28Oh!
39:29By the way, you must have got the answer..
39:31..that what will happen if there is no moon?
39:32Yes.
39:33Look, the moon is not only used in poetry..
39:37..and in romantic style.
39:40The moon is because of the weather.
39:43Exactly.
39:44The world is not going straight, it is going tilted.
39:47Right.
39:48And its axial tilt is because of the moon.
39:51The weather that comes to you..
39:52..sometimes the sun is close to you..
39:54..and the sun shines more on you..
39:56..and sometimes it shines less on you.
39:57The weather that comes to you is because of the moon.
39:59And the second thing that will happen is that..
40:01..you will run out of food.
40:03Because there are only two or three things that you eat.
40:06The first thing is that you eat the crops..
40:10..or the crops that grow.
40:11They will not grow if there is no weather.
40:13Hmm.
40:14That is the first thing.
40:15The second thing is that the speed of the world..
40:18..in which it is spinning, it will become fast.
40:22If it becomes fast, the storms will become very fast.
40:25Oh!
40:25The winds will become very fast.
40:27Oh!
40:27You will not be able to survive in that.
40:29Then you eat animals or fish.
40:33The fish also walk with the waves.
40:37Hmm.
40:38When the waves move, they know where they are at the moment.
40:40Like we remember our paths.
40:42The waves that are created by the moon..
40:45..the fish look for their paths through them.
40:47So, they will also die.
40:49So, the moon is very important..
40:50..because the waves will die.
40:51Okay, let's go to the audience.
40:53We have been waiting for a long time.
40:54Yes, yes. Who has the mic in the audience?
40:56Greetings.
40:57Greetings.
40:58My name is Joyna Iqbal.
41:00Yes.
41:01I will sing a song for you.
41:02Oh!
41:04Sing, sing.
41:05Okay, one second.
41:06Those who think that she will sing very well..
41:10..from my talent and my team..
41:11..please raise your hand.
41:13For sure.
41:14I can bet on this.
41:15I also think the same.
41:16And those who think that she will not sing well..
41:18..please raise your hand.
41:19No, she will keep her mouth shut.
41:22Yes, dear.
41:23Without you, the eyes are thirsty.
41:34Without you, the eyes are thirsty.
41:43I can't stop my tears from falling.
41:48Come, my love.
41:54I can't stop my tears from falling.
42:04Without you, the eyes are thirsty.
42:12Oh, wow, wow.
42:13Wow, wow, wow.
42:15Very good.
42:16Very good.
42:17Very good.
42:19And I want to say one more thing.
42:20Yes.
42:21I am a big fan of her husband, Zeeshan Ali.
42:24Oh, wow.
42:25Literally.
42:25I love Zeeshan's songs.
42:27Please sing a song of Zeeshan.
42:31Just look at my simplicity.
42:37Wow.
42:38Wow, wow.
42:39Just look at my simplicity.
42:46I have trusted your promises.
42:53Wow.
42:54We spoke only for one night.
43:00But I have waited for you.
43:06Oh, wow, wow.
43:07Wow, wow, wow.
43:09Very good.
43:09Superb.
43:10Next, next, next.
43:12Greetings.
43:12Greetings.
43:13I have come here to sing poetry.
43:15Yes.
43:16We were so naive.
43:18We thought the storm was a shore.
43:20Wow.
43:20We thought lifeless support was a support.
43:23Oh, wow.
43:23They were so weak.
43:25They were on the shore.
43:27They saw us drowning and thought it was a view.
43:29Wow.
43:30Wow, wow, wow.
43:31Very good.
43:32Wow.
43:32Wow.
43:33Very good.
43:34Very good.
43:35Next, next, next.
43:36Greetings.
43:37Greetings.
43:38My name is Meerab.
43:39Yes, Meerab.
43:40And I want to sing a poem.
43:41Yes, Meerab, please sing a poem.
43:43We are sick in love.
43:45Okay.
43:46We are ready to be ruined by thousands.
43:49Wow, wow, wow.
43:50Wow, wow, wow.
43:51We destroy our lives for girls.
43:53Maulana, please pray for us.
43:55We are jobless.
43:56Wow, wow, wow.
44:00Yes, brother.
44:01Greetings.
44:02Greetings.
44:03My name is Muhammad Sufyan.
44:04Sufyan, what do you do?
44:06I do a job.
44:07I have completed my studies.
44:08I have done biomedical engineering.
44:09I am doing medical billing in the US.
44:12Oh, wow, wow.
44:13Very good.
44:13Apart from this, I am running a centre.
44:15There are steel children, right?
44:16Yes, yes.
44:17For them.
44:17Oh, wow.
44:18Oh, very good, man.
44:19Very good.
44:20Very good.
44:21Very good.
44:22So, what do steel children do there?
44:25There, children from 1 to 5 are taught.
44:28Wow.
44:28We teach them.
44:29We have teachers.
44:31Right.
44:31And we provide books.
44:32Because there are steel children.
44:33They have clothes.
44:34And we provide food to them.
44:36Clothes, books.
44:37After 5, when we come to know that the child's IQ level is up to 5th class.
44:42After that, we get them admitted in a government school nearby.
44:45Wow.
44:45Very good, man.
44:47You are doing a great job.
44:49My question is to Mr. Agha Majid.
44:51The other artists who were with him, they all went to movies.
44:55I mean, they are working with Indian actors in India.
44:57So, why aren't they doing this?
44:58I think, my brother, you don't know this very well.
45:03I have done four Indian films.
45:06And after that, there are two more films in my pipeline.
45:10Oh, wow.
45:10God willing.
45:11Drop some water on the back of your foot.
45:18Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
45:19We will meet you in the next show.
45:21Take care of yourselves.
45:23Allah Hafiz.