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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, Impala is a very beautiful animal of Africa.
00:25One of its specialties is that it can stand up and jump 3 meters high.
00:30And if it wants, it can jump 10 meters high.
00:34It can jump over every wall.
00:36But if you ever go to Africa, you will see in the zoo,
00:41it is confined to a wall of just 1 meter.
00:48It does not jump over a wall of 1 meter.
00:51It does not come out.
00:53The entire herd is confined to it.
00:55Why does this happen?
00:56If it wants, it can jump.
00:58It can easily jump out.
01:00Why does it not come out?
01:01Because it has a psyche behind it.
01:04Until it sees something, it does not jump.
01:09This is what happens with us too.
01:11When we do not have a vision,
01:14when we cannot see beyond our height,
01:17when we think only in 4 walls,
01:19we never jump in life.
01:22We think what will happen beyond that.
01:24This will happen, that will happen.
01:26Anyway, you should be a visionary for that.
01:29You must have heard the praises of many people.
01:31That he was a great visionary.
01:33What is this vision? How does it come?
01:35In our show, we will discuss this too.
01:38But first understand that it is not necessary that the walls you see,
01:42there is nothing beyond that, everything is inside.
01:44Many times, your freedom is only at the distance of a jump.
01:47Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:50Let's take you to the hospital today.
01:52And let's see what is happening there.
02:07Apply it quickly, his health is getting worse.
02:14Heer Ranjana
02:17I am on your lap
02:20O Heer Ranjana
02:25Hello, how are you, Mr. Chris Gayle?
02:29Are they your friends?
02:30Sir, he is my patient.
02:31Look, he has gone to sleep now.
02:34I make him listen to songs every day.
02:36Really?
02:37Yes.
02:38You make him listen to songs?
02:39He is my patient.
02:40When he is in pain, I make him listen to songs.
02:42Are there any patients coming these days?
02:43Thank God, there are patients coming.
02:45These days, the situation is such.
02:47There are many of you who don't remember their ancestors.
02:51We all remember our ancestors.
02:53Have you remembered your ancestors?
02:55Yes.
02:56What was that?
02:57No one should forget their childhood.
02:59We are not talking about childhood.
03:01Ancestors say that we should remember our elders.
03:03No.
03:04Ancestors mean that I will do this duty very well.
03:09And I will serve my country.
03:11With compassion.
03:12Yes.
03:13With self-respect.
03:14That's what they say.
03:15Didn't you come with a letter?
03:16I did.
03:17Didn't you come with a letter?
03:18I did.
03:19Didn't you come with a letter to those who are fighting amongst themselves?
03:21But two wrongs cannot make one right.
03:23You know.
03:24What do you think about it?
03:25What is the problem?
03:30Doctor, I don't feel my mind is set today.
03:33Why?
03:34Don't you feel today?
03:35You should have told us when you were working.
03:42Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Careful.
03:46Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:48A very heavy patient is coming.
03:49Get out of here.
03:50Get out of here.
03:51Get out.
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:55My legs.
03:56Oh!
03:57Sit down.
03:58You go there.
03:59What happened?
04:00Is there any dirt in your body?
04:01What is your name?
04:02I am Sade Pulwan.
04:03Where have you come from?
04:04I am from Tarampura.
04:05Tarampura.
04:06Yes.
04:07Tell me.
04:08I have a stomach ache.
04:09Oh!
04:10Oh!
04:11Oh!
04:12It's nothing like that.
04:13Don't worry.
04:14It will be fine.
04:15It will be fine.
04:16Why are you eating then?
04:17If you have a stomach ache?
04:18The doctor told me.
04:19What did the doctor say?
04:20He said, don't keep it empty.
04:21It acts like gas.
04:22Oh!
04:23What did he say?
04:24It acts like gas.
04:25It acts like gas.
04:26It acts like gas.
04:27Who does he sell it to?
04:28On a cylinder?
04:29Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:31Oh!
04:32Oh!
04:33Then a crow gets up.
04:34Oh!
04:35Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:37The reason for that is,
04:38there is a burning in the chest.
04:39The reason for that is,
04:40there is a burning in the chest.
04:43Okay,
04:44where you are telling pain,
04:45Yes.
04:46this doesn't happen with gas.
04:47It happens with electricity.
04:52Don't worry.
04:53Take this.
04:54The work will be done now.
04:55Here.
04:56Does it happen here?
04:57Yes, it does.
04:58In this place?
04:59Yes, it does.
05:00Here too?
05:01Yes, it does.
05:02Here too?
05:03Yes, it does.
05:04Keep my hand where it doesn't happen.
05:05Oh, this pain is a special one.
05:09This is the pain of a vagabond.
05:14Sir, you take his vitals.
05:16Where are the vitals?
05:17In his stomach.
05:21Get up and lie down.
05:23Pullman ji.
05:24Come on, get up.
05:25Uncle, you get up.
05:27I have to go to the toilet.
05:29I can't get up.
05:30What do you do?
05:32I tie a bandage.
05:34What's the name of the place?
05:36Pulwani.
05:37Oh, so you are Desi Jiraan.
05:40Yes, yes.
05:48What are you doing?
05:49I am collecting grass.
05:53Okay, Mr. Sadiq.
05:54Yes.
05:55Are you lying down?
05:56Is there any difference?
05:57No.
05:58I am lying down.
05:59Is there any difference?
06:00Yes.
06:01Let me see.
06:05Oh, you are in trouble.
06:07What happened, brother?
06:08You are pressing me so hard.
06:10Where is the bathroom?
06:11Here, here.
06:12Here?
06:13No, here.
06:14Here?
06:15Here, here.
06:17Don't break it.
06:18I can smell it from the entry.
06:20This case seems serious.
06:23No, no, it's fresh.
06:24It's done.
06:25Come, come.
06:28Wait for two minutes.
06:30No, no, no.
06:31Uncle, it's done.
06:32The stomach is empty.
06:33Why are you eating if the stomach is empty?
06:35I can't control my anger.
06:38Okay, my brother.
06:39Yes.
06:40I won't talk to you anymore.
06:41Lie down, lie down.
06:45Let me do it.
06:46Let me do it.
06:47Let me do it.
06:50Enough, enough.
06:51I have seen this patient before.
06:53How?
06:54He has an empty stomach.
06:55Yes.
06:56He is hungry.
06:57He is going to the bathroom and eating again.
06:58And I say, do an ultrasound of him.
07:00Do a digital one.
07:01Do a digital X-ray.
07:02Do an X-ray.
07:03Bring the file.
07:04Here.
07:05Mr. Arun, this is the way to do a digital X-ray.
07:07By the way, do you know something?
07:08You must have seen that some people eat a lot.
07:11They eat a lot.
07:12And not everyone's stomach is big.
07:16We say that his stomach is very big.
07:17True.
07:18So he can eat one litre of food.
07:20The size of the stomach is almost like a fist.
07:24But when you eat food, it becomes the size of a small football.
07:29So actually, there is a hormone.
07:31Ghrelin.
07:33Which tells the brain that I am hungry.
07:37Or it tells me that I should stop now.
07:39There are hormones that go to the brain.
07:41From the stomach.
07:42So those hormones are often late released by some people.
07:46After the brain.
07:48The most aware.
07:52And filled with nerves.
07:54And the one who decides.
07:56I used to think that the part of our brain in the spinal cord.
07:59Is the best part of the brain.
08:01But actually, your stomach is your second brain.
08:04Wow.
08:05Yes.
08:06He will be stressed.
08:07He will be happy.
08:09He knows everything.
08:10Stop eating.
08:12Don't breathe.
08:13Don't breathe.
08:14One minute.
08:20I will send you the battery.
08:21Print it and give it to Sadiq.
08:23Okay.
08:24I will give it to him.
08:25Go fast.
08:26Make it bigger.
08:27Okay.
08:30Sadiq, you can breathe.
08:32Sadiq.
08:33Breathe.
08:34Mr. Bulwark.
08:35Sadiq.
08:36Mr. Bulwark.
08:37I am at the shop.
08:38Mr. Bulwark.
08:39Shop.
08:40Sadiq.
08:41Mr. Bulwark.
08:42Sadiq.
08:43You can't leave me, Mr. Bulwark.
08:44Mr. Bulwark.
08:45You can't leave me, Mr. Bulwark.
08:46You love her so much.
08:47I didn't love her.
08:48She is my wife.
08:49Stay killed.
08:50Okay.
08:51Just don't get up.
08:59Why are you eating 100?
09:01No.
09:02He kept eating 100.
09:03Doctor.
09:04You can mount an exhaust fan.
09:06An air cooler can come.
09:08Get an x-ray done.
09:10What is this?
09:11What?
09:13Someone can come.
09:15You are mad.
09:16One net is enough for yesterday.
09:18Keep it here. Keep it here.
09:22Leave it. That's it.
09:23Doctor, what is this?
09:25This is your stomach's coloured x-ray.
09:29I thought my film got released.
09:34Mr. Arun, I have found out about this stomach's disease.
09:36Okay. Wow! What is the disease?
09:38This is a big one.
09:40We will have to reduce it.
09:41This is the reason for getting hungry again and again.
09:45Ravi, bring your compoter here.
09:47Give me the computer.
09:51Here is our patient, Sadak.
09:55Sadak, we have to cut your stomach.
09:57How much?
09:58This much.
10:03What? Why?
10:04This much is fine.
10:05No, keep this much. We have to cut the rest.
10:10Come on, get the mark. Long legs.
10:13Long legs, lie down.
10:14I lost my job.
10:15Write your name here.
10:16Yes.
10:17You have to get operated.
10:18Why are you crying? It's not a major operation.
10:21It will take 12-14 hours to get well.
10:23Hello.
10:24Call him. Call him.
10:26Hello.
10:27Yes, mother.
10:29Hello.
10:30Yes, mother.
10:31What are you doing there?
10:32I am trying to walk.
10:36I am trying to walk.
10:38I have come to the hospital.
10:39I will reach there in some time.
10:41Be strong.
10:43I am there.
10:44I have come to the hospital.
10:46Hospital?
10:47He has come.
10:48Father, what are you doing here?
10:51What?
10:52It's an operation.
10:53God has given you a son.
10:57Didn't God give you a son?
11:03You are an operator.
11:04You lie down.
11:05You lie down.
11:06You lie down.
11:07You lie down.
11:08You lie down.
11:09You lie down.
11:10Where is the bed?
11:14Okay.
11:14Hold him. Hold him.
11:17Hold him.
11:18Hold the rope.
11:25He is going through an ordeal.
11:27Why aren't you giving him anesthesia?
11:29We will.
11:30He is sitting like this.
11:31He will faint.
11:34Doctor, open your eyes for two minutes.
11:35I will call father.
11:37I will ask him to give me some water.
11:39Give him some water.
11:41I will call your relatives.
11:43Father, come here.
11:45Doctor has called father.
11:46Call him.
11:47Give the doctor his name.
11:49Why are you doing this?
11:51Father had given birth to my daughter.
11:53Look at the son.
11:56Oh God!
11:57What has happened to my son?
11:59Father.
12:00Nothing.
12:01He is a family man.
12:02Who are you to him?
12:03He is my brother-in-law.
12:04And you?
12:05He is his brother-in-law.
12:06What is your relation with him?
12:08I am his sister.
12:09Why are you interfering?
12:10Mother, I had given him a motorcycle.
12:12I see.
12:12But it broke down.
12:14Yes.
12:14Father, he is my brother-in-law.
12:17Take everyone out.
12:18Tender.
12:19Don't create a scene.
12:20Take everyone out.
12:21Go.
12:26Greetings, brother.
12:27Greetings.
12:28Take him out.
12:30Do you have a job?
12:32Job?
12:32Is there a needle in this?
12:34Yes.
12:34I have a job too.
12:37Mr. Haroon, why aren't you getting those papers signed?
12:40If he dies during the operation, he won't be responsible.
12:43Why do you sign all the papers?
12:45Of course, we will.
12:46We will get the people to sign.
12:47Do you have any objection if something happens?
12:49No, I don't have any objection.
12:51Okay.
12:52I think you should get my employer to sign the papers.
12:56Then you can hide him.
12:59Okay, you people have seen it.
13:01You have met for the last time.
13:02Don't cry, doll.
13:03Go and do it.
13:05Go and do it.
13:06There are beautiful fritters in the pan.
13:08There are koftas and eggs in it.
13:09Why am I crying?
13:14Brother, you people go and do it.
13:15By God's grace, we don't have any tension.
13:17By God's mercy, if something happens to you tomorrow..
13:20..you won't be able to walk.
13:23Today, orthopaedics has become very expensive.
13:26Brother, he is right.
13:30If something happens to you tomorrow..
13:31..or if there is an accident, how much will you fix it?
13:34By God's grace, I won't be able to have anything tomorrow.
13:37Okay, brother.
13:38You go and do it.
13:39And if something happens to you in the morning..
13:42..I will be in trouble.
13:43Okay, brother.
13:49Is that salt?
13:51We have to perform some surgery for you.
13:55Hey, Uncle.
13:56Empty the operation.
13:57Attendant, go out.
13:58You go out.
13:59Come on.
14:01You have to go out.
14:02You have to go out.
14:02Go.
14:04He's done it again.
14:06Oh, man.
14:09Come on, Lata.
14:11No.
14:12The rope is loose.
14:13No.
14:16Come on.
14:17Yes.
14:18Come on.
14:20Come on.
14:23I won't come from there.
14:25I won't come from there.
14:27Hold him.
14:31My coat is here.
14:33What happened?
14:34My coat is loose.
14:35Don't worry.
14:36Don't worry.
14:37Why?
14:38Local orthopedic.
14:39Come here.
14:41Come on.
14:42I won't come from there.
14:43No.
14:44I won't come from there.
14:45Come on.
14:46Hurry up.
14:54It's paining a lot.
14:55Do it.
14:56Take me somewhere.
14:57One minute. You're here.
14:58You're here.
15:00It's done.
15:01It's not a big deal.
15:03Priest.
15:04Do something.
15:05I can't bear the pain.
15:06It's not a big deal.
15:07Be patient.
15:08Okay.
15:09Hey.
15:10Patience.
15:12Patience.
15:13Priest, it's paining a lot.
15:14Be careful.
15:15Oh, God.
15:19Thank God.
15:20You're absolutely fine now.
15:22You've become a new man.
15:26Mr. Arun.
15:28People say that there's no cure.
15:29Yes.
15:31It's a technique.
15:32Are you feeling better now?
15:33Our doctors are great.
15:35Mr. Arun.
15:36I'm feeling better now.
15:37Really?
15:38I feel as if nothing has happened to me.
15:41I see.
15:42He has given you such a good technique.
15:44Believe me.
15:45Mr. Sadiq, you're very kind to me.
15:47You don't worry about the medicine.
15:49I'll write you a prescription.
15:51Okay.
15:52You can get it from the medical store.
15:53You're on the right track now.
15:54Yes.
15:55So, I'm writing you a prescription.
15:56I'll write you a prescription for your stomach now.
16:03What happened?
16:04Let's go.
16:05Sadiq.
16:09You don't know what's wrong with him.
16:11He's a liar.
16:12He's a liar.
16:16Viewers, we'll take a short break now.
16:17We'll meet again after the break.
16:25Welcome back, viewers.
16:26Our segment is called Time Machine.
16:28Wow.
16:29Wow.
16:30Wow.
16:31Wow.
16:32The person whom I'm thinking of inviting today
16:37Okay.
16:38and I've been preparing for him since my childhood
16:40Wow.
16:41is that when I was in my 8th grade
16:45I was in the 8th grade.
16:47Our school taught us a book.
16:50The writer of that book was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
16:55Yes.
16:56He wrote a lot of things.
16:59But he created a fictional character
17:04which doesn't exist.
17:05He created a fictional character
17:08whose name he named Sherlock Holmes.
17:10Oh, wow.
17:11Yes.
17:12He's a private detective.
17:15He's a person who's helped by the police
17:18and the royal family.
17:20He's British.
17:21When I read that book
17:22I think his name was Dancing Man.
17:25Yes.
17:26He's a person who receives letters
17:29and he's a dancing man.
17:31Okay.
17:31So, Sherlock decodes those letters.
17:34Hmm.
17:35He has to decode the code
17:39in which there's a dancing man.
17:40Sometimes he's lifting a leg
17:42and sometimes he's making a dance step.
17:44Okay.
17:44What does that mean?
17:46So, he decodes those letters.
17:49He fascinated me so much
17:53that this character, Sherlock Holmes
17:56is the most adapted character
18:00for stories, films, dramas, series
18:06and theatres in the world.
18:10He's the most adopted character
18:12and he's the most shown character.
18:14And it's possible
18:17that if there's a series
18:19which I haven't seen
18:21and I'm a fan of this person
18:23then I thought
18:24why not call that character
18:27in front of you today.
18:28Then make a short story
18:29and ask him to go back there.
18:31Yes.
18:32Mr. Haroon, Benedict Cumberbatch
18:34has done a great job
18:35in the character of Sherlock Holmes.
18:36Okay, what you said
18:39is what I felt.
18:40Amazing.
18:42I mean, he's done a great job.
18:43He's done justice.
18:44I thought Robert Downey Jr.
18:47did a great job.
18:48But Cumberbatch
18:50has done a great job.
18:51He's done a great job.
18:53Mr. Agha has understood only Cumberbatch.
18:57I would have painted him as Jahil Jaya.
18:59I have seen all three seasons
19:01on Netflix.
19:02Wow.
19:03He's doing the same thing.
19:04He has seen all three seasons.
19:05Okay, tell me the name of the villain.
19:07Moriarty.
19:08Wow.
19:09Wow.
19:11Moriarty's address is in Motiarty.
19:15I think, until Dr. Watson
19:17comes with Sherlock Holmes
19:18he'll look incomplete.
19:19Okay, let's do one thing.
19:20Let's call his friends
19:22his roommate
19:23Okay.
19:24his partner
19:26and his fictional publisher.
19:29Let's call Dr. Watson.
19:31What do you think?
19:31Let's call him.
19:32Let's call him.
19:40Ladies, brothers
19:42and few others.
19:44I present to you
19:46Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
19:49Wow.
19:51Welcome.
19:51Wow.
19:54Welcome.
19:54Hello, Sherlock Holmes.
19:57Dr. Watson.
19:59You too, Dr. Watson.
20:01Yes.
20:02Welcome.
20:04Yes, Sherlock.
20:06He'll look incomplete.
20:08Call him.
20:08Let's call Dr. Watson.
20:10I didn't like him.
20:11Call him.
20:12Call my friend.
20:13Hi.
20:13Come, Dr. Watson.
20:16Welcome.
20:17He's in trouble, sir.
20:20Here's the airline for Dr. Watson.
20:22Let it be.
20:23First of all, let me tell you
20:25about Chandra's promotion.
20:31Please be seated.
20:34Why did you call me?
20:35I called you because
20:37I'm your biggest fan.
20:41You know, I have a good sense.
20:44Yes.
20:45I've committed many thefts and robberies.
20:47Yes.
20:47I've caught many crooks.
20:49I've caught many murderers.
20:50Yes, of course.
20:51My friend, Dr. Watson.
20:54Yes.
20:55He was my tenant.
20:56Are you working on a case, Sherlock?
20:59Yes, I'm working on one.
21:01On which case?
21:02There was a robbery and a murder.
21:05Oh, okay.
21:06I went there.
21:08Why?
21:09It must have been a big problem.
21:11The landlord was guarding the other place.
21:14Because the murderer can't be there.
21:16Yes.
21:17He's gone.
21:19I see.
21:20Where are you looking for him?
21:22I'm looking for him
21:24with a gun.
21:26He does the same thing.
21:27He plays with words.
21:28Yes.
21:29He won't give you the right answer.
21:31He'll always confuse you.
21:34He'll do such things that you'll be surprised.
21:36Yes.
21:36He'll jump from a building.
21:38Yes.
21:38He'll drown himself.
21:40He'll break your friendship.
21:42Because he knows he'll be attacked.
21:44Yes.
21:45And that's not the reason
21:46why he's leaving Watson.
21:48He's breaking your friendship.
21:49So that he doesn't get attacked.
21:51So that I can observe who's doing it.
21:54Listen, if I don't forget.
21:55Yes.
21:56Then you can't play the pipani and chase the rats.
22:01Listen..
22:02I've recognised you.
22:03Yes.
22:04You can't chase the dogs with the greed for food.
22:07Yes.
22:09I've only seen you once.
22:10So, I'll see you again.
22:12He's become a joke.
22:13No.
22:14I can tell you that he's..
22:16He's a very talented person.
22:18He's a very talented person.
22:20He's a very stylish artist.
22:21Thank you very much.
22:22He's very conscious because of his hair.
22:24Ask him. No?
22:25No.
22:26How do you know?
22:27When he sees someone's hair, he cries out of sadness.
22:33He's either from Sherlock
22:35or Najumi Faiyaz Ali Shah.
22:37That's what I mean.
22:39My sixth sense has worked very well.
22:41The boy sitting behind the hotel.
22:42Yes.
22:43I can tell you that his hair is not his own.
22:48That's amazing.
22:49That's amazing.
22:50From a distance..
22:52I'm really impressed with you.
22:55How did you guess it?
22:57I watch your show secretly.
23:00And the boy sitting next to you
23:02is probably called Amanat.
23:04Yes.
23:04Because of him, your show got cancelled.
23:09I forgot to introduce him to you.
23:12It's okay. You can talk to him.
23:14Okay.
23:15I'll go to the mine first.
23:17I was introducing him to you.
23:20He's a man. He can do anything.
23:24Mr. Arun, the person who has the pen..
23:28Yes.
23:29He writes the show.
23:31How do you know?
23:32He watches our show.
23:33No, I brought the pen with me.
23:36Mr. Sharlukh, what do you think of yourself?
23:40He's great.
23:41You're a cow.
23:45Sir, you didn't introduce me properly.
23:47Actually, I'm genetically British.
23:50Yes, tell him. Otherwise, he won't know.
23:52No.
23:53You're not a native British.
23:56You're a native.
23:58Okay, sir. Mr. Arun, I think you don't know.
24:00Malaika and I are big fans of Sherlock Holmes.
24:03Oh!
24:06I've been in wars all my life.
24:08I didn't even ask you.
24:09You're not asking me. Do I have to tell you?
24:12Okay.
24:12I've been in wars all my life.
24:14I got a retirement.
24:16You've been in a lot of wars.
24:18I fought in Afghanistan.
24:20You fought in Afghanistan?
24:21Yes.
24:22Yes, I got sick while going there.
24:24I fought so much that I got sick.
24:26Okay, let me tell you.
24:27You can also use Sherlock's brain technique.
24:31What?
24:32There are two major techniques
24:33to increase your memory in your brain.
24:37They're great techniques.
24:39For example, if I tell you
24:41anything that is useful at home or that is commonly used..
24:46Name this thing.
24:47Washing machine.
24:48Mr. Agha.
24:48Microwave.
24:49You.
24:50AC.
24:50You.
24:51Motorbike.
24:51You.
24:52Table.
24:52You.
24:53Car.
24:54You.
24:54Lamp.
24:55You.
24:55Bell.
24:56You.
24:56Ship.
24:57You.
24:57Sugar pan.
24:58I want everyone to learn this technique.
25:00Okay.
25:01What is this technique?
25:02Have you seen some people write their life stories?
25:04They write it very clearly.
25:06I went to school.
25:07A friend was sick that day.
25:09I ate this for lunch.
25:12Because he is living his life with his present mind.
25:14Wow.
25:15They are watching their life story.
25:18Like you watch a movie.
25:20Take it like a story.
25:22Like I created a story.
25:24How did I create the story?
25:26How?
25:27Like he said, knife first.
25:29I thought I have a knife in my hand.
25:32He said, stove.
25:33If I am heating the knife on the stove.
25:36Mr. Agha is telling me to heat it in the microwave.
25:39Oh.
25:40I said in the microwave.
25:41He told me to turn off the AC first.
25:43Oh.
25:44Microwave will generate more heat.
25:46Like this, I made a story of everything.
25:49I thought about the motorcycle.
25:51When I was heating it.
25:52The dacoit came inside the kitchen on the motorcycle.
25:55Okay.
25:56As soon as I thought he came inside.
25:57You said, desk.
25:58I thought he came inside the desk.
26:01Okay.
26:01He said, car.
26:02I thought there is a police car behind him.
26:05As soon as he said, lamp.
26:07I thought he broke the lamp.
26:10When he said, thorn.
26:11I thought the knife is hot.
26:13I can't hold it.
26:13I held the thorn to fight.
26:15When he said, ship.
26:17I couldn't hear the police.
26:19Because a ship was passing by.
26:20Wow.
26:20He said, sugar pot.
26:22I thought I hit the dacoit with the sugar pot.
26:24Oh.
26:25Wow.
26:27I couldn't think of what you said.
26:31Let's add one more thing.
26:33We should make it easy for people.
26:36They have good five senses.
26:38Very good.
26:39Common people rely on their sense of sight.
26:44Intelligent people have good five senses.
26:48And he used to work hard.
26:50But he is a heartless man.
26:52Once he left me for a sudden.
26:55I am not talking to you.
26:57Can't you see his face?
26:59I am not talking to you.
27:00If you are not talking to me.
27:02Then I won't talk to you.
27:06Why didn't you tell him all the stories?
27:08What?
27:09He is a drunkard.
27:10He is a thinker.
27:11He was a drunkard.
27:13Because he couldn't think.
27:14Because he couldn't stop thinking.
27:16When there is no case, he gets worried.
27:18He gets anxious.
27:20That's why he was a drunkard.
27:21Why are you a drunkard?
27:22Tell him.
27:24Okay, you tell him.
27:26You tell him.
27:27No one knows that you told him.
27:33Viewers, there is a small break.
27:35Don't go anywhere.
27:36We will meet after the break.
27:43Welcome back, viewers.
27:44Now we will play a very good bugger game with our audience.
27:49Bugger game.
27:53First of all, I will go to Malaika.
27:55You choose.
27:56Who wants to play with you?
27:58Raise your hand, who wants to play?
28:00As a team.
28:00With Malaika.
28:01I told you, everyone will raise their hands.
28:05This one?
28:06Yes, you come.
28:06Hey.
28:07Come.
28:10Come.
28:13Greetings.
28:13Greetings.
28:14What is your name?
28:15Aiman.
28:16Aiman, what do you do?
28:17I study.
28:18What are you studying?
28:19Pre-medical.
28:20Aiman, now you choose.
28:22Who wants to play with me?
28:23Me.
28:24Hey, so many hands have raised.
28:26Come.
28:28You come.
28:29Sir, wow.
28:29Wow.
28:36Greetings.
28:36Greetings.
28:38Sir, what is your name?
28:38Rashid Mehmood.
28:39Rashid Mehmood, what do you do?
28:41I am a lecturer in statistics.
28:43Teacher on the floor.
28:44Wow.
28:46Wow.
28:49These days, lecturers are boys.
28:51We have old people.
28:52They will beat us.
28:54What is your relation with a lecturer?
28:57Next, I want you to choose, Fariha.
28:59Who will you play with?
29:00Raise your hand, who wants to play?
29:03White Scarf.
29:04White Scarf, come.
29:11Greetings.
29:12Greetings.
29:13What is your name?
29:14Urooj Fatima.
29:15Urooj Fatima, what do you do?
29:17I am a first year pre-medical student.
29:20First question.
29:20The easiest question.
29:21I have never asked an easier question in this game.
29:24Okay.
29:25What is the vitamin in the sun?
29:27You played the first card.
29:29Tell me.
29:29Vitamin D.
29:30Vitamin D.
29:31Yes.
29:32Very good.
29:33Very good.
29:34She is a pre-medical student.
29:35She will tell you.
29:36Jaya, Jaya.
29:37She told me this.
29:38Agha ji says, Vitamin Githi.
29:41Okay, I will tell you something interesting.
29:43Eat 300 eggs in a month.
29:46Yes.
29:47Or sit in the sun for 15 minutes.
29:48Okay.
29:49You will get the same amount of vitamin D.
29:51Older women used to dry their hair on the terrace.
29:54They used to sit in the sun.
29:55The weather is changing.
29:57So I would recommend that women should sit in the sun.
30:01Sir, this means that my mother gave me vitamin Z.
30:06Okay, the next question is coming towards you.
30:08Two friends are standing.
30:10And the first friend is saying that his friend is standing behind him.
30:15And the second friend is saying that his friend is standing behind him.
30:19In which position is he standing?
30:20In the front or the back?
30:22Me.
30:23Yes, Amanat.
30:24Yes, sir.
30:25Behind each other.
30:26How?
30:27Stand up and show us.
30:29Look.
30:30Oh, God.
30:30Amanat is saying that you are standing behind him.
30:34But you can't say that Amanat is standing behind me.
30:35Look at him.
30:38Aiman knows.
30:39Yes, Malaka.
30:40He is lying.
30:41I know.
30:42Okay, Faria.
30:43In the front or the back?
30:45He was standing in the front and back.
30:47There is only one truth that he is standing behind me.
30:49The other one is not true.
30:50In the front or the back?
30:52If he is standing in the front, then he is standing in the front.
30:54Oh, God.
30:54This is so easy.
30:55Okay.
30:56This is such an easy question.
30:58One last.
30:58Stop.
30:59One last.
31:00No, not now.
31:01Quiet.
31:02Now I have come to you again.
31:03Okay.
31:03Have you got any idea how he is standing?
31:05Yes, sir. Even I am standing like G.C.
31:07Yes.
31:12I think he is standing like G.C.
31:15I am giving my talent another five seconds.
31:19He will cheat without saying anything.
31:21Amanat.
31:23Faria.
31:25Faria.
31:26Faria.
31:27Stand in front of each other.
31:28Yes, stand in front of each other and show us how you are standing.
31:32Like this.
31:33Yes.
31:34Yes.
31:38Okay, you have got one point.
31:40Yes.
31:40You have got one point, Urooj.
31:42So, the next question is a very easy one.
31:44Yes.
31:45How many eggs can you keep in an empty cup?
31:48Yes.
31:49It is an empty cup.
31:50How can I keep an empty egg in an empty cup?
31:52The cup is empty and the eggs are with you.
31:55How many eggs can you keep?
31:56I can keep only one egg.
31:58You can keep only one egg.
31:59Why?
32:00Because if you keep another egg, it can break.
32:02Oh, God.
32:03She is so funny.
32:04No, no.
32:06No, no.
32:06I will ask the reason for the answer.
32:10So that I can know why she got the answer.
32:13Yes, Faria.
32:14One egg will be full.
32:15How?
32:16Because if one egg is full and the other is empty.
32:17If the cup is big, then?
32:19Then two or three.
32:21Two or three.
32:21Yes.
32:22You can't keep it in it.
32:23Why?
32:24The cup is already empty.
32:25The cup is empty.
32:26I am telling you.
32:27You have got many eggs.
32:28You have to keep them one by one.
32:30How many eggs can you keep in an empty cup?
32:32Yes, you.
32:34You can keep as many as you want.
32:35Oh, God.
32:36You have wasted my time.
32:38It's my cup.
32:39It's my wish.
32:40I can keep as many as I want.
32:41Okay, I am giving you five seconds.
32:43Cheat without saying anything.
32:45Oh, God.
32:48The answer is..
32:50Faria.
32:51You can keep only one egg in an empty cup.
32:52Why?
32:53Reason.
32:54Because it is empty.
32:55So if you keep one egg, then?
32:56Then it won't be empty.
32:58Yes.
33:00Very good.
33:00Yes.
33:02Yes.
33:03Mr. Agha is aware of the concept of alternate energy.
33:06He always says that due to gravity..
33:08I have never said this.
33:09You are trying to make me understand.
33:10Not at all.
33:11You are a fool to make me understand.
33:13If I had to say it, I would have said
33:15Higgs boson.
33:16Oh.
33:18Why do you need me to say it?
33:21Okay, next question.
33:23What is it that will end the world in 2025?
33:29What is it?
33:302024.
33:312024.
33:33Yes.
33:37Next question.
33:38What is it that we can break, eat
33:43but can't see?
33:45Yes, you said it first.
33:46Tell me, darling.
33:47Swear.
33:48What?
33:49We can break a promise.
33:50We can eat a promise.
33:51We can eat a promise.
33:52But we can't see a promise.
33:57Very good.
33:58Very good.
34:00Get Aiman's gift.
34:02She has won the cream.
34:03Sheerza.
34:04Sheerza.
34:05Sheerza.
34:05Sheerza.
34:08Brother.
34:08I didn't have anyone's pressure.
34:11I had my own pressure.
34:13Brother, you..
34:14Very good.
34:15Aiman.
34:17Very good.
34:21Viewers, we will take a short break.
34:22Don't go anywhere.
34:23We will meet after the break.
34:24Awakening. Awakening.
34:28Awakening. Awakening.
34:30Welcome back, viewers.
34:32Yes, it's that time, Parzoo.
34:33Mr. Haroon, today is World Heart Day.
34:36Today is the day
34:37when I gave my heart to my husband.
34:40Okay.
34:41So why are you wearing a silk dress today?
34:43That's why I am wearing it.
34:44You have to take it back today.
34:47Okay, you too are not paying attention.
34:49It's not silk.
34:49It's a soft pad.
34:52His heart is young, Mr. Agha.
34:54It suits him.
34:55Any colour suits him.
34:56I have given my heart to him.
34:57No, no. The heart is young.
34:59I didn't say anything about the heart.
35:00What's wrong with the heart?
35:01It's been young since the last time
35:02the Queen of Britain was born.
35:05So today is the day to give and take the heart.
35:07Today is not that day.
35:08Today is the day to get it checked.
35:10That's why I am wearing it.
35:11Then why are we sitting here?
35:13That's why I am wearing it.
35:14He is right.
35:15Today is the day of this heart.
35:17The one that is really inside.
35:19Yes.
35:20The one that is giving blood everywhere.
35:21Today is the day for that.
35:22So we should get it checked?
35:24Of course, we should.
35:25But overall, this is the day of awareness.
35:29That's why we keep the day.
35:30So that you become aware of things.
35:31But who will make him understand that this is the heart?
35:34Who is he?
35:34I am sure he remembers the first moment.
35:37Brother, who are you?
35:38I am also a captive of the heart.
35:40I have heard that there is a show here on Yom-e-Kalb.
35:43So I thought of coming.
35:44The thing is that we are doing a show.
35:46Get out of here.
35:46He is mad. He is going to sell flowers.
35:48You will keep your words here.
35:50We will keep your words at the tip of our shoes.
35:53I was waiting for you, Gulshan.
35:54Gulshan. Gulshan.
35:55Yes, Gulshan.
35:57Gulshan, let's do a face-to-face.
35:58Face-to-face?
35:59Let's do a face-to-face.
36:00Let's have a heart-to-heart talk.
36:05That's amazing.
36:06You don't find a friend.
36:07You don't find a lover.
36:08What is this nonsense?
36:10I told you. It's the desire of the heart, sir.
36:12So how did your face change in the desire of the heart?
36:14Tie one side of his hair.
36:17Okay, what is your problem?
36:19Sir, I will tell you the problem.
36:20He went to another show.
36:22He was so rude that he asked for a chair to sit on.
36:24Okay. Okay.
36:25And look, he got it by-passed.
36:27He didn't get the one with the lasso.
36:32We have also opened a small hospital.
36:35In which we treat the heart.
36:39And up to 20% of your heart diseases
36:44the ratio goes down.
36:46Yes.
36:4720% of your risk of getting a heart disease
36:52if you get treatment from our hospital.
36:54And if you come there regularly.
36:57And keep seeing it.
36:58So 20% according to medical science.
37:02You won't get a heart disease.
37:04And that is laughter.
37:05Wow.
37:06If you laugh daily.
37:08So up to 20% of your heart's delay
37:12the chances of that decrease.
37:14And this is very good.
37:14It is like a chain smoker
37:17stops smoking.
37:19And all of us doctors sit there for three days.
37:24Yes, you know the timing of our clinic.
37:27Friday, Saturday, Sunday at 11.30.
37:30Come for your heart's treatment.
37:31And we are always available on the internet.
37:34We are always available.
37:36Do something about my heart's delay, sir.
37:38You eat it. Eat it all.
37:40But Arun sir, laughing too much
37:42doesn't cause a heart disease.
37:43Yes, it does.
37:45There is a reason for it.
37:46There is a medical reason for it.
37:47That the flow of your blood
37:49increases in the whole body.
37:51And especially increases towards the heart.
37:53Due to which your heart valves
37:55remain very healthy.
37:57All the valves remain very healthy.
37:59Apart from that, one very important thing.
38:01People know about other things.
38:03Not eating ghee.
38:04Taking care of cholesterol etc.
38:06But there is one very important thing.
38:08If your muscles are fine.
38:11Then the chance of a heart disease
38:14will be reduced by 15%.
38:15Wow.
38:17The bacteria in the muscles.
38:19If you don't brush.
38:20During the day and especially at night.
38:23You have to do it during the day.
38:25But especially at night,
38:27before going to sleep, brush.
38:28The reason for that is that
38:29the bacteria that grow in your muscles.
38:32When they go into the arteries of the heart.
38:34By mixing in the blood.
38:36They cause a lot of damage to them.
38:38They swell there.
38:40That causes a heart disease.
38:41This is something that people don't know about.
38:44I don't agree with this philosophy.
38:45There are 4-5 girls in our street.
38:47They sit there and laugh all day.
38:49But the drains in our street are closed.
38:51The reason for that is that
38:52the one who is responsible for their cleanliness.
38:54He is in love.
38:57The thing is that in the homes.
39:00Our elders especially.
39:02Their periodical.
39:03After 6 months, after a year.
39:056 months is better if they are above 50.
39:08Do get them tested.
39:10Cholesterol levels.
39:12And keep getting these things checked.
39:14And I know.
39:15Those who are watching us in the homes.
39:16They also know.
39:17That the elders.
39:18The ones who grow up.
39:20They don't listen to you.
39:23They don't want to eat medicine.
39:25They don't want to get checked up.
39:26They don't want to go to the doctor.
39:28But the thing is.
39:29When you were young.
39:31You were more stubborn than them.
39:33But they would convince you somehow.
39:36So don't get angry.
39:37Don't get angry.
39:38This is a problem of the whole world.
39:40When people reach a certain age.
39:43They don't listen to you.
39:44They don't commit to proper medicine.
39:47But don't get angry.
39:48Don't get angry with your elders.
39:50Keep getting them checked up.
39:51By entertaining them.
39:52Somehow.
39:53But with love.
39:54Treat them with love.
39:55Otherwise you are stressing them out more.
39:57Mr. Haroon.
39:58We have another reason for heart diseases.
40:00What?
40:00If a cook is putting a lot of oil in a British person's food.
40:02Then he says.
40:03Don't put heart attack in my food.
40:04And if a cook is putting a lot of oil.
40:06Then he says.
40:07This is love.
40:08This is love.
40:09This is love.
40:10Very good.
40:11This is very good.
40:14Now let's see Mr. Anjum Salimi's poem.
40:17After laughing for two days in my company.
40:21Yes.
40:21You are going to leave me with another sadness.
40:24Wow.
40:28Wow.
40:30I lost my dignity with you.
40:33What did I find by crying in front of that heartless heart.
40:36Wow.
40:40This time will also come.
40:42But this time will never come.
40:43I have to live with each other.
40:47Wow.
40:49This was my last single.
40:55Very good.
40:56Very good.
40:58Mr. Salim, what is the poem?
41:00Go home.
41:02This is my favorite poem.
41:04Go home.
41:05You said that you want to make the wall yellow.
41:08Wow.
41:10But I made a mistake that I made it black.
41:13Wow.
41:17Dogs are attacking me.
41:18Wow.
41:22Mr. Agar, if you come out again.
41:23I will eat the black button and go.
41:27Listen.
41:28Yes.
41:29Have some ketchup.
41:32This was today's show.
41:33We will meet you tomorrow in the next show.
41:35Take good care of yourself.
41:36Goodbye.