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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Right now I am in Hoshi Aariyan House.
00:25You must be knowing that this time we have to eliminate someone.
00:30There were three nominations and we requested you to vote.
00:34And Mashallah, you voted a lot.
00:37I have the name of a person who will not be seen in the next episode of Hoshi Aariyan House.
00:45According to your wish, his name is present in this.
00:50Before I go this way.
00:52In fact, I will go this way.
00:53Sir, one minute. Keep some suspense.
00:56We will keep suspense. You also keep attention.
00:59Sir, I am thinking of making French toast for you all.
01:01Charlie, the person who is getting eliminated.
01:05Did you have a good dream?
01:09Mr. Agha, the person who is getting eliminated is not getting eliminated.
01:12The person who is getting eliminated is getting eliminated.
01:13Yes, he is getting eliminated.
01:14Now tell me.
01:15My sister-in-law, I don't know anything.
01:17You are educated.
01:18If the word is right, then you are educated.
01:21I didn't say anything wrong.
01:22I am educated.
01:25Today, for elimination, as you all know, Abhij Charlie's name was there.
01:29And I was thinking that people will choose Abhij Charlie to eliminate.
01:35He didn't do it.
01:37He didn't do it.
01:38He is with me. Who did he do it to?
01:39What are you saying?
01:40The second name was of Amanat.
01:43And I was thinking that people will choose Amanat to eliminate.
01:47He didn't choose Amanat?
01:49No, it is written here.
01:51So I was thinking that since the third name is Goga, people will choose Goga.
01:55He didn't choose Goga?
01:57No, the name is here. Who did he choose?
01:59This is suspense.
02:00When are you trying to tell me this?
02:02Arzoo, you are sitting outside today. Look there.
02:04Mr. Agha.
02:05I had enough.
02:06What?
02:07I had enough of him.
02:08What were you doing?
02:09I was in the kitchen earlier.
02:10I told the deceased to do the work in the kitchen.
02:13Mr. Arun, undoubtedly.
02:14Yes.
02:15The deceased made such a delicious French toast.
02:18I don't believe in such things.
02:20Sir, I have three years of experience.
02:21Since three years, I have been serving my wife every morning.
02:24No, no. I mean, I have been serving her for three years.
02:30He is a slave to his wife.
02:31So this is a blessing. This is not a bad thing.
02:33Both are the wheels of the car.
02:36Both are equal.
02:37Is the mother's status higher or the father's?
02:39You don't believe in such things.
02:41Who will earn and who will not?
02:44If you want to earn money, you can do business.
02:47Very good.
02:50Now listen.
02:51There are two students.
02:52And both have taken the matric exams.
02:54Okay.
02:55One has scored 80 in Mathematics.
02:57And the other has scored 50.
03:00Okay.
03:01The one who has scored 50 in Mathematics
03:02has scored 80 in Science.
03:04And the other has scored 50 in Science.
03:0750.
03:08Now, if you look at the total number, both are equal.
03:11Yes.
03:12But in Mathematics, he is higher.
03:14The other is higher in Science.
03:15The other is higher in Science.
03:16Oh!
03:17So, both are equal.
03:20One has a higher status in one thing.
03:23The other has a higher status in another thing.
03:26And there is nothing wrong with it.
03:27I remembered that you are also nominated.
03:31Okay, all of you put a penalty on him.
03:33Look at this.
03:34Why have they kept the mobile phone on him?
03:35Mr. Salim, it is not a penalty.
03:37It is a penalty.
03:38Penalty.
03:39We will learn it by staying here.
03:43Sir, thank you very much.
03:45Penalty.
03:46Sir, it is very hot.
03:47It is hot.
03:48I remembered that you are also nominated.
03:53Sir, sorry, tissue.
03:54Yes, tissue.
03:55Sorry, tissue.
03:56Take it.
03:57Sir, we are playing a game.
03:58It is not fun.
04:00Come here.
04:01Come here.
04:02What are you doing?
04:08He is making a lot of meat.
04:10But he is using more oil.
04:13He is spitting on it.
04:15No, he is not spitting.
04:16Yes, he is right.
04:17He is spitting on it.
04:19Yes, yes.
04:20He is spitting on it.
04:21He is spitting.
04:22I am a poor man.
04:23Firstly, I added one spoon of oil.
04:25Obviously, that was finished.
04:27Secondly, when I added it, there was no oil at all.
04:29So, I added one spoon.
04:30Now, I am spitting on it.
04:32You should have added oil earlier.
04:34Otherwise, you would have spitted on it.
04:36You are absolutely right.
04:38Come here.
04:39Go.
04:40Who will eat it?
04:41He is making a good toast.
04:42Yes, sir.
04:43Please, tissue.
04:44Sir.
04:48Sir, take this.
04:49Sir, there is a surprise for you.
04:51Wow.
04:52What is that, sir?
04:53The surprise is that
04:54there is a wild card entry in this house.
04:57Wow.
04:58Wow.
04:59Now, the wild card entry
05:01Yes.
05:02is a female entry.
05:03Sir will give you a lot.
05:05What is the matter, Mr. Arun?
05:07We have kept the wild card entry of a woman
05:09because there was less representation of women here.
05:12So, we thought of having a wild card entry.
05:15Most welcome.
05:16The wild card entry is of a woman
05:20who is also a singer.
05:22Wow.
05:23She is also an actor.
05:24Wow.
05:25She can also do comedy.
05:26Good.
05:27And she has multiple dimensions of personality.
05:30Good.
05:31Her name is Faria Kamal.
05:33Wow.
05:34You have brought her home.
05:36Come on.
05:41Clap.
05:42Hey.
05:45Come.
05:46Welcome.
05:47Welcome.
05:48Hi, Faria Kamal.
05:50Come.
05:51Sit.
05:52Faria Kamal.
05:53Faria Kamal.
05:54Sit here.
05:55Sit.
05:57Faria, how are you feeling?
05:59I am feeling very good to meet everyone.
06:01You know everyone in the show.
06:03You also work with us.
06:04You keep coming to our show.
06:06But do you think you can walk till the end in this house?
06:10Of course, I think so.
06:11I am sure.
06:12Will these people embrace you?
06:14Yes, why not?
06:15Okay, Mr. Agha was the captain of the house.
06:17Yes.
06:18Till last week.
06:19And in the last week,
06:21no one has ironed.
06:24We had told you that you have to come here and do your work.
06:26Yes, we have to do it.
06:27I was seeing that no one has come to clean the set today.
06:30It was your duty, Goga.
06:31Goga.
06:32Why are you putting your pants inside?
06:34Do something.
06:35Didn't you do it?
06:36Goga, when this set was being ironed,
06:39it was your duty last week.
06:41Yes, it was.
06:42We had to come here and clean it.
06:43No doubt.
06:44Mr. Haroon, I have done my duty of washing the utensils.
06:47The deceased has done his work this week.
06:49Okay.
06:50And this week, Goga did not do his work.
06:53This week, Malaika has also done her work.
06:55She had to wash the utensils.
06:56Sir, I did it last week.
06:58I have to do it now as well.
07:01Okay, now the time has come.
07:03To say goodbye to someone?
07:05This name that I have,
07:08I will keep it aside.
07:10What?
07:11Yes.
07:12Okay.
07:13I will request you all
07:15to choose your captain for next week.
07:17First of all, those who want..
07:19Kishore.
07:20Kishore.
07:24No.
07:29Sir, we can vote.
07:31Yes, yes.
07:32We can vote.
07:34You can vote.
07:35Yes.
07:36But you cannot present yourself as a captain.
07:38I am not nominated.
07:39Azeem Vicky.
07:41Uttan.
07:42Two votes.
07:43Three votes.
07:45Four votes.
07:47Okay, four votes.
07:48Salim Al-Baila.
07:49One.
07:50Two votes.
07:51Three votes.
07:52Four votes.
07:53Five votes.
07:54Six.
07:55Seven.
07:56Eight.
07:57Nine.
07:58Ten votes.
07:59He has become a captain.
08:00I think there is no need to read further.
08:01Absolutely, sir.
08:02I think Salim has become a captain.
08:03This week,
08:04the coming week,
08:05Salim sir.
08:06Yes.
08:07Who will do the kitchen duty?
08:08I will give it to Malaika.
08:09She is also a woman.
08:10Malaika is in the kitchen.
08:11She will do a good job.
08:12You all come out.
08:13I don't have any issue.
08:14Okay, done.
08:15Okay.
08:16Who will do the laundry, Salim sir?
08:17The laundry will be done by
08:20Ms. Arzu.
08:21Arzu.
08:22Okay.
08:23And who will do the cleaning?
08:24Mr. Agha will do the cleaning.
08:25Captain.
08:26Wow.
08:27Wow.
08:30Sir, I am saying
08:31first of all,
08:32listen to a small song from Faria.
08:34So that everyone can hear.
08:35Yes, yes.
08:36Because the captain is saying
08:37that he has requested me
08:38that Faria should sing a song.
08:39What is this?
08:40I have to go at night.
08:41I have to have breakfast.
08:42Tell him.
08:45You have to go back.
08:46If you have to go back,
08:47don't trouble yourself on the way.
08:51Good.
08:52Yes, Faria.
09:17What is not there?
09:21The one who unites hearts,
09:23the one who steals hearts,
09:25don't forget me.
09:29Wow.
09:30Wow.
09:31Wow.
09:32Amazing.
09:35Okay, now I think
09:36women have been represented.
09:38Yes.
09:39So a man should also be represented.
09:42So I will request for singing
09:44that
09:45Salim.
09:46Please.
09:47You also sing something.
10:06Wow.
10:07Now you sing.
10:13Wow.
10:14Wow.
10:23Wow.
10:29Wow.
10:31Very good.
10:34Wow.
10:35Wow.
10:36Wow.
10:37Very good.
10:40I will tell you one thing.
10:41Yes.
10:42The pain in Agha sir's voice
10:43Yes.
10:44I liked it a lot.
10:47Okay, Amanat,
10:48because everyone sang
10:49Yes.
10:50It's not your turn.
10:51So let's move on to the next game.
10:54No, no, no.
10:55Amanat, sing something.
11:01Wow.
11:05Wow.
11:13Wow.
11:20Wow.
11:30Wow.
11:31Wow.
11:32Wow.
11:33Wow.
11:34Wow.
11:35Before I announce the name,
11:37let's make two teams
11:38and play a fun game.
11:39Everyone will be blindfolded.
11:41Okay.
11:42We will eat a banana
11:43Okay.
11:44and teammates will feed us a banana
11:46and both of them will have blindfolds on their eyes.
11:48Okay.
12:07First of all,
12:09listen to the rule
12:11Okay.
12:14Okay.
12:18Okay.
12:24Okay.
12:28And your time
12:29starts
12:30now.
12:41Okay.
12:46What happened?
12:49Nothing.
12:50Point lost.
12:54Yes, sir.
13:06And your time
13:07starts
13:08now.
13:10And your time
13:11starts
13:12now.
13:2430 seconds.
13:2935 seconds.
13:40Wow.
13:41Wow.
13:42Wow.
13:4647 seconds.
13:47Very good.
13:48Very good.
13:50Very good.
13:52Excellent job.
13:53Now, I think
13:54this task
13:55should be done by this team.
13:56But within 47 seconds.
13:58Of course.
13:59We have to do it before 45 seconds.
14:10Okay.
14:18Your time starts
14:19now.
14:20Mahoom, go ahead.
14:21Go ahead.
14:22Slowly.
14:23Slowly.
14:24Go straight.
14:25A little more.
14:26Left.
14:27Left.
14:28Straight.
14:29Straight.
14:30Straight.
14:31Straight.
14:32Straight.
14:33Girdha, left.
14:34Left.
14:35Left.
14:36Left.
14:37A little right.
14:38A little down.
14:39Mr. Agha, you got it.
14:41Mr. Agha, you got it.
14:43He moved.
14:43Mr. Agha, you got it.
14:45No, he didn't.
14:46He moved.
14:47The bald man is crying.
14:49I am not crying.
14:50Who is crying?
14:52Give me the money.
14:53You are in a bad mood, Captain.
14:55You can't take off the mic.
14:56Captain.
14:57Really?
14:57Yes.
15:02You are tied.
15:03Final.
15:03Let's do a final.
15:04Okay.
15:05Mr. Agha, please come for the final.
15:08Okay.
15:23Your time starts now.
15:25Turn left.
15:26Hey, where are you going? Stop.
15:29Hello.
15:29Turn left.
15:30Go straight.
15:31Go straight.
15:32You were going right.
15:34Go straight.
15:34Go straight.
15:36Go a little ahead.
15:37Go down.
15:39Mr. Agha, open your mouth.
15:41He has won.
15:44Wow.
15:45Well done.
15:48Well done, Captain.
15:50Very good.
15:51Time.
15:53I will tell you. I won't tell you the time now.
15:54I will tell you the time after he plays.
15:55Okay.
15:56Okay.
16:07Your time starts now.
16:16Turn left.
16:17Go straight.
16:18Go straight.
16:18Go straight.
16:20Stop.
16:20Put your hands up.
16:21Hands up.
16:23Down.
16:24That's it.
16:24Wow.
16:27Well done, Mr. Agha.
16:28Well done.
16:29Well done.
16:31Well done.
16:32Well done.
16:34Well done, Mr. Agha.
16:35Well done.
16:37Well done, Mr. Agha.
16:39Well done.
16:41Well done.
16:43Mr. Agha.
16:44Well done.
16:46The smart ones have been eliminated.
16:51Which one?
16:52Tell us.
16:53Which one?
16:54Sir.
16:55I want Goga to come here.
16:58Come.
16:59Oh no.
17:00No.
17:01Come here.
17:02No.
17:03Charlie, come here.
17:04Charlie, come here.
17:04Come, Charlie.
17:05He is here.
17:06Uncle, Charlie, come here.
17:08Tell me something.
17:10If Goga's name comes out of this
17:13and Goga requests you to make a sacrifice instead of me
17:17then are you ready to make this sacrifice?
17:25No.
17:26Goga, tell me something.
17:28If Charlie's name comes out of this
17:31then are you ready to make this sacrifice for Charlie?
17:36Look, I know my quality.
17:39But if I am not able to make this sacrifice
17:42then he is my senior.
17:48Amanat, though you are my childhood friend
17:51and I want you to stay here.
17:53Because the way I joke with you
17:56I can't joke with anyone else.
17:57So, come.
17:59Come.
18:00Come.
18:01So, the one who has been voted out by the public today..
18:06No.
18:07Hey, hello.
18:09Where will you take the money?
18:10I suggest that all three of you put your hands in your pockets.
18:12All three of us.
18:13All three of you come here.
18:14Put your hands in your pockets.
18:18Amanat.
18:19Yes.
18:20Your name is safe this week.
18:23Oh my God.
18:26Oh my God.
18:27Very good.
18:28Very good.
18:29Very good.
18:31Very good.
18:36I have this name.
18:37Abid Charlie.
18:39Oh.
18:41Don't cry, Abid.
18:43We are all very happy..
18:44Don't cry, Abid.
18:45..that the public participated.
18:48Yes.
18:48They voted.
18:49No problem.
18:50But your name was voted out.
18:51Charlie, don't cry, my brother.
18:53Just don't vote for Nikhil.
18:55Get out.
19:00We have a small break.
19:01Let us meet after the break.
19:03I have come for him.
19:05Okay.
19:05He made the mirror like this.
19:09I just wanted to see if there is any candy in this.
19:12It had nothing inside.
19:13He had kept everything in the house.
19:15I have a page that has four mouths.
19:17He thought that the mirror had been made for him.
19:19YEs.
19:20So, he did not want that mirror.
19:25Welcome back, dear viewers.
19:30We have a rickshaw driver and his wife with us.
19:35Let's talk about the matter.
19:37Assalamualaikum.
19:38Waalaikumsalam.
19:39How are you?
19:40Thank God, you are fine.
19:42Thank God.
19:43You drive a rickshaw?
19:45Are you crying?
19:46Why are you crying?
19:47I am crying because I am helpless.
19:49What happened?
19:50I am going to get married soon.
19:52Oh no.
19:54Don't say that.
19:55She is my wife.
19:56My wife, Farkhanda.
19:57Why are you here?
19:58What happened?
19:59No food, no water, no clothes, no shoes.
20:01Oh no.
20:02Don't you have any work?
20:03It's not like that.
20:04He earns money too.
20:05I am very busy.
20:06Your brother is the president.
20:07Which brother?
20:08Your brother, Sudhi.
20:10Maqsood and Sudhi.
20:11You are the president?
20:12Yes.
20:13Where are you from?
20:14Lahore?
20:15No.
20:16Gujranwala?
20:17No.
20:18Are you the president of Punjab?
20:19No.
20:20What are you saying?
20:21What are you saying?
20:23Then?
20:24Have you ever ridden a rickshaw?
20:25Yes.
20:26Many times.
20:27I am the president of your rickshaw union.
20:29I have my own rickshaw.
20:30I am the president of my own rickshaw union.
20:31Okay.
20:32I have 40 rickshaws.
20:33Wow.
20:34You must be earning a lot.
20:37I earn a lot.
20:38I don't earn much.
20:39Oh no.
20:40You are helpless, brother.
20:42Believe me.
20:43I am craving for food.
20:44Give it to me.
20:45I will give it to you.
20:46Do you want to eat?
20:47Look, she is your wife.
20:50She has the right to apply lipstick.
20:54She has the right.
20:55She has the right.
20:56She wants you to apply lipstick.
20:59She likes it.
21:00Stop it.
21:01Listen to what he is saying.
21:03Okay.
21:04I am telling you.
21:05You should praise me.
21:07You are so proud of me.
21:09Look at him.
21:10Brother, I am not able to finish the tea.
21:15I am not able to finish it.
21:17I will make tea for you.
21:19I will make tea for you.
21:20Okay.
21:21I will make tea for you.
21:22I am busy.
21:23What will the president do?
21:24Look at him.
21:25He is wearing such a nice dress.
21:26He looks like he eats well.
21:29You like these things.
21:30Do you like this dress?
21:31Yes.
21:32Do you like these shoes?
21:33Yes.
21:34Do you like this bedsheet?
21:35Yes.
21:36Does your husband drive a rickshaw?
21:37How can he drive a rickshaw?
21:38He can't be a president.
21:39Okay.
21:40What is your name?
21:41What do you mean?
21:42Do I have to give you a name?
21:43You can call me whatever you want.
21:44I have refused.
21:45Why did you call me?
21:46You are trapped because of me.
21:48You are trapped because of me.
21:49I will tell you what happened.
21:50I didn't know where to go.
21:51Okay.
21:52I was sitting in the rickshaw.
21:53Okay.
21:54The rickshaw is always open.
21:55Okay.
21:56I was sitting in the rickshaw.
21:58Okay.
21:59He set the mirror.
22:02I didn't have a mirror.
22:03I didn't have anything behind me.
22:05What was behind you?
22:06I had kept all my things in the house.
22:08I have a four-faced prediction.
22:11He set the mirror.
22:13I don't want the mirror.
22:14I don't want the mirror.
22:15I don't want the mirror.
22:16I don't want the mirror.
22:17I don't want the mirror.
22:18I don't want the mirror.
22:19I don't want the mirror.
22:20I don't want the mirror.
22:21I don't want the mirror.
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27:50Attention! Attention!
27:53Attention! Attention!
27:56Welcome back, viewers.
27:57Now we are going to play
27:58ZABARDAST
27:59BALWANI!
28:06Goga, first of all, I will come to you.
28:08Thank you, sir.
28:09What will you cook that day?
28:12I mean to say that
28:13you see
28:14who wants to play with you.
28:17Come.
28:18Come.
28:19Come.
28:20You come.
28:25Well done.
28:26Greetings.
28:27Greetings, sir.
28:28Sir, what is your name?
28:29Mahmood Ali.
28:30Mahmood Ali, what do you do?
28:31Sir, I am a teacher.
28:32I run my school.
28:34Paria, you see
28:35who wants to play with you.
28:36Who wants to join
28:37Paria's team?
28:38Raise your hand.
28:40Raise your hand.
28:41Paria, I will join you.
28:42Paria has joined.
28:49Greetings.
28:50Greetings.
28:51What is your name?
28:52Zainab.
28:53What do you do, Zainab?
28:54As a teacher.
28:55Teacher on the floor.
28:56Teacher on the floor.
28:57Very good.
28:58Very good.
29:00Well, to give your teachers
29:02a tough time
29:04who wants to join
29:05the deceased's team?
29:07Oh!
29:08Do you have a ticket?
29:09Are you sure?
29:10Is he a good boy
29:11in the class
29:12or not?
29:13By the grace of God,
29:14he is very brilliant.
29:15He is very brilliant.
29:17Come then.
29:22Come.
29:23Come.
29:24Very good.
29:27Very good.
29:29Greetings.
29:30Greetings.
29:31What is your name?
29:32Khadija Iman.
29:33Khadija, what do you do?
29:34I also teach.
29:35Very good.
29:36Teacher.
29:37Teacher on the floor.
29:38Teacher on the floor.
29:39Teacher on the floor.
29:40Teacher on the floor.
29:41Very good.
29:42Three for Khadija
29:43and three for our useless boy.
29:45Alhamdulillah.
29:46Let's see
29:47who wins.
29:48Are you ready?
29:49Sir.
29:50Yes, sir.
29:51What is it
29:52that is not
29:53small or big
29:54when cut?
29:56A very beautiful question.
29:57First of all,
29:58I would like to applaud
29:59for such a good question.
30:00Very good.
30:01He thinks of the answer
30:02to this question.
30:03He thinks.
30:04Five.
30:05Four.
30:06Five.
30:07Three.
30:08What is it
30:09that is not
30:10small or big
30:11when cut?
30:12Yes.
30:13Scissor.
30:14What is it
30:15that is not
30:16small or big
30:17when cut?
30:18Scissor.
30:19Correct answer.
30:23Very good.
30:24Next question.
30:25What is it
30:27that can be closed
30:29but can't be opened?
30:32Yes, Maroom.
30:34Five.
30:35What?
30:36Four.
30:37Three.
30:38Two.
30:39One.
30:40That's it.
30:41Goga.
30:42What is Goga?
30:43Yes, sir.
30:44Grave.
30:45Grave can be
30:46closed.
30:47No.
30:48No.
30:49Grave can be opened.
30:50Grave can be opened
30:5150 times.
30:52Many times,
30:53for post-mortem,
30:54they have to open the grave.
30:55Faria,
30:56it's your turn.
30:57Tell us.
30:58Clock.
30:59How?
31:00What?
31:01Okay,
31:02I am giving you a hint.
31:03Put your hand on the buzzer.
31:04You can
31:05guess
31:06what you use
31:07in the morning.
31:08Yes, Faria.
31:09Brain.
31:10What?
31:11Do you open your brain
31:12in the morning?
31:13Yes, I do.
31:14Okay,
31:15you use your head.
31:16Yes, I do.
31:17Eyes are opened
31:18first.
31:19Yes,
31:20they can't be closed.
31:21Okay,
31:22they can be closed
31:23or opened.
31:24Yes, Goga,
31:25you guessed the second number.
31:26There is something
31:27other than eyes
31:28that can't be opened.
31:32That was a big hint.
31:33What do you use
31:34in the morning?
31:355,
31:364,
31:373,
31:382,
31:391.
31:40Sir,
31:41stop sleeping.
31:42Sleep.
31:43Sleep.
31:44Sleep.
31:45Sleep.
31:46Alarm.
31:47Alarm.
31:48That's it.
31:49That's it.
31:50Wow.
31:51Wow.
31:52Wow.
31:53Now,
31:54I am asking
31:55another easy question
31:56so that you can
31:57answer it,
31:58Mehmood.
31:59And,
32:00I am giving you
32:01a hint.
32:02You can answer
32:03the question
32:04but
32:05the question is
32:06which thing
32:07is in your pocket
32:08that you don't
32:09keep in your pocket?
32:11Yes.
32:12Hole in the pocket.
32:13Hole in the pocket.
32:14Wow.
32:15If there is a hole
32:16in the pocket,
32:17you don't
32:18keep anything.
32:19Wow.
32:20Wow.
32:21Wow.
32:22Aditya,
32:23you are playing
32:24very well.
32:25And,
32:26you are also playing
32:27very well.
32:28And,
32:29Mehmood,
32:30you are also
32:31standing very well.
32:32Wow.
32:33Now,
32:34I will ask
32:35the second question.
32:36Which thing
32:37is born
32:38and dies
32:39but
32:40is not alive?
32:41Yes.
32:425,
32:434,
32:443,
32:452,
32:461.
32:47Thought.
32:48Thought is born
32:49and dies.
32:50Which school
32:51do you go to,
32:52Mehmood?
32:53Tell me that.
32:54You are
32:55talking to him
32:56and
32:57your thought
32:58dies.
32:59Okay,
33:00next.
33:01Feelings.
33:02Feelings are
33:03born
33:04and die.
33:05But,
33:06they are not
33:07alive.
33:08Very good.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Well done.
33:11Well done.
33:12Well done.
33:13This is
33:14the third question.
33:15A man
33:16was born
33:17in 1975
33:18and
33:19died
33:20in 1975.
33:21But,
33:22he died
33:23at the age
33:24of 80.
33:25How?
33:26First,
33:27Maroom played it.
33:28First, Maroom played it.
33:325,
33:334,
33:344,
33:353,
33:362,
33:37What is the
33:38next number?
33:391 is over.
33:40Yes, Koka.
33:43Sir,
33:44he died
33:45at the same age.
33:46What?
33:47One second.
33:48What are you saying?
33:49He died at the same age.
33:50He died in 1975.
33:51No,
33:52he died at the same age.
33:53No,
33:54he died at the age of 80.
33:55That man
33:56was born
33:57in 1975.
33:58Yes,
33:59Maya,
34:00you will
34:01check
34:02two more times.
34:03Maria,
34:04you will
34:05enter
34:06somewhere
34:07today
34:08yes, sir.
34:09There must be
34:10address somewhere.
34:11Sir,
34:12I am getting
34:13the clue.
34:14Okay.
34:15There must be
34:16some address.
34:17Yes,
34:18Yes,
34:19Think about
34:20that
34:21and check.
34:22Maria,
34:23Yes.
34:24Sir,
34:25house.
34:26There must be an address of a school, brother.
34:28Okay, Mr. Mahmood, you are my brother.
34:30You should understand me better.
34:31This is my personal opinion.
34:32Yes, sir.
34:33So, should I take admission in your school?
34:41Okay.
34:43Actually, his answer was that
34:45his address is 1975.
34:47It's his house number.
34:49He was born there and died there.
34:50Mr. Mahmood, if your aunt is going to Pakhya Tikri,
34:53get her married there.
34:57The question is for number three.
34:59Which thing is there
35:02that nothing happens if we swallow it
35:05and we die if it swallows us?
35:09Yes.
35:10Five, four, three, two..
35:14Actually..
35:16Yes, Mr. Mahmood.
35:18No..
35:19Five, four, three, two, one.
35:23Yes, Zainab.
35:24It's very easy.
35:25It's very easy.
35:26It's very easy.
35:28Don't go deep into it.
35:29Mr. Mahmood, I'll admit you there.
35:31I'll give you tuition as well.
35:35Yes..
35:36Water.
35:37Water!
35:38Yes!
35:39Yes!
35:40Water!
35:41Oh, yes!
35:43The question is
35:44which thing is there
35:47that is one but has ten in its count?
35:51Yes, Zainab.
35:52Which thing is there that looks like one but..
35:55It has ten in its count.
35:56It looks like one but..
35:57It has ten in its count.
36:01Five, four, three, two, one.
36:07Yes, sir.
36:08Sir, the letter X.
36:11The letter X looks like one but has ten in its count.
36:15Yes.
36:15Correct!
36:20Very good!
36:21Very good!
36:22Very good!
36:23Very good!
36:24Here comes the last question.
36:25This is a riddle.
36:26I won't give you much time for this.
36:28I'm telling you in advance.
36:29It was eaten in the middle of the conversation
36:30but it couldn't finish it.
36:32You tell me.
36:35The brain is in it.
36:36The brain!
36:37Wow!
36:39Very good!
36:40Get Zainab's gift.
36:41Woohoo!
36:42Woohoo!
36:43Yes!
36:44But it's a senior's gift.
36:46It's a senior's gift.
36:47Absolutely.
36:50Very good!
36:50You tried very hard, Mr. Mahmood.
36:52Sir, that's fine. I was surprised.
36:54Khadija got angry at me.
36:55I told her the answer to all three questions.
36:59Viewers, there's a small break.
37:01We'll meet again after the break.
37:02The song is called Khuda Kare, Mohabbat Mein Woh Makaam Aaye.
37:05Yes.
37:06Kisi Ka Naam Loon Lappe, Tumhara Naam Aaye.
37:08I wrote the answer to that.
37:09What?
37:10Okay.
37:14Sir, my line was still there.
37:16Let it be.
37:17Let it be.
37:18Tanu aa gaya, putar saa gaya.
37:19Yes.
37:20Tera ghaibana gaana bhi kara de.
37:23Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan.
37:26Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan.
37:29Welcome back, viewers.
37:30Yes, Charlie.
37:35Mr. Haroon, the public is very nice today.
37:37Okay.
37:38I checked. They are very nice people.
37:40Okay.
37:41Let's go to them. They have questions.
37:42They are getting married.
37:43Yes.
37:44Greetings, sir.
37:45Greetings.
37:46My name is Abu Huraira Mukhtar.
37:47Okay.
37:48I am from Samani, Azad Kashmir.
37:50Wow! You have come from such a beautiful place.
37:53Manilal Singh.
37:53Let's clap.
37:54Wow!
37:56Sir, as it is my field of music, my teacher has given me the name Kashi.
38:00Okay.
38:00So, I will sing a small song for you all.
38:03Zamana sara ee matlabiye,
38:08koi kise daani yaar honda.
38:12Zamana sara ee matlabiye,
38:16koi kise daani yaar honda.
38:20Zamana sara ee matlabiye,
38:24koi kise daani yaar honda.
38:28Fareb dena jina di fitrat,
38:32ona de kolu nai pyaar honda.
38:36Fareb dena jina di fitrat,
38:41ona de kolu nai pyaar honda.
38:45Jina nai sikhi hai bewafai,
38:49ona da milna bekaar honda.
38:53Zamana sara ee matlabiye,
38:58koi kise daani yaar honda.
39:02Wow!
39:03Very good.
39:05Okay, next.
39:06Assalamualaikum.
39:07Walaikumassalam.
39:07Sir, my name is Qayyum.
39:08So, I will sing a song.
39:10Yes.
39:11Haa...
39:17Soniye ne, nikal sun soniye ne.
39:22Soniye ne, nikal sun soniye ne.
39:28Je maa subho di paak hawa warga.
39:35Je maa subho di paak hawa warga.
39:38Tere pind nu jaandi raa warga.
39:41Poori duniyaan te bhi labna nai,
39:45Poori duniyaan te bhi labna nai,
39:48Koi teri mast adaa warga.
39:51Je maa subho di paak hawa warga.
39:55Tere pind nu jaandi raa warga.
39:59Tere dil vich saada dera hai,
40:02Bekaar nu diti pnaa warga.
40:06Poori duniyaan te bhi labna nai,
40:12Koi teri mast adaa warga.
40:15Je maa subho di paak hawa warga.
40:19Tere pind nu jaandi raa warga.
40:22Wow.
40:23Very nice.
40:26People write answers to good songs.
40:28So, there was a song,
40:30Chal chaliye duniya di us nukhre.
40:32Jithe banda na bande.
40:33I have written the answer to that song.
40:35Yes, please.
40:36The song was,
40:37Chal chaliye duniya di us nukhre,
40:39Jithe banda na bande di zaat ho gaye.
40:41So, I have written the answer to that song.
40:44I have also written the answer to that song.
40:45What?
40:46That song is,
40:46Khuda karein mohabbat mein woh maqam aaye.
40:48Yes.
40:49Kisi ka naam loon lappe, tumhara naam aaye.
40:51So, I have written the answer to that song.
40:52Ameen.
40:53Okay.
40:57Sir, my line was still there.
40:59Let it be.
41:01Kano aagaya, putar saagaya.
41:03Tera ghaibana gaana bhi kara de.
41:06Pyarli bhai, ek defa mujhe yeh bol ke dikhaye tez tez.
41:08Khadak singh ke khadakne se khadakti hain kidkiyan.
41:11Khadak singh ke khadakne se khadakti hain kidkiyan.
41:16Parisha ho ke meri khaak, aakhir dil na ban jaye.
41:19Jo mushkil ab hai yaara, phir wohi mushkil na ban jaye.
41:21Yeh pad do.
41:22Hello, jo kar lo show phir.
41:24No.
41:25Ali sahab.
41:26Ji.
41:26Please, pad de.
41:27Haan.
41:28Parisha ho ke meri khaak, aakhir dil na ban jaye.
41:31Jo mushkil lafaz hai yaara, phir wohi mushkil na ban jaye.
41:36Next, next, next.
41:37Haroon sir, yeh aapke liye ek shayar hai.
41:39Aapka naam kya hai?
41:40Aiza.
41:41Aiza, bahot pyaara naam hai aapka.
41:43Ek confident bachi, suna beta.
41:45Na dil hota, na dil rota.
41:47Aha.
41:48Wow.
41:48Na dil dil se juda hota.
41:51Na aap itne haseen hote, na dil aape fida hota.
41:59Shukil bhi bekhke, inna de wale sahab ne ek shayar kya si.
42:02Na tu hota, na dil rota.
42:06Ji.
42:06Assalamualaikum, sir.
42:07Walikumassalam.
42:08Sir, mera naam Hiba Saif hai.
42:10Aur main ek Punjabi ka shayar sunana chahungi.
42:11Ji, ata karen.
42:12Arz kiya hai, pehli gaal hai, ke changa hunda, tenu dil na dende.
42:16Aha.
42:17Hai, hai, hai, hai.
42:19Yeh baat, yeh baat.
42:20Jeh dil ditao, phir tel na dende.
42:22Aha.
42:23Wow, wow.
42:24Teri thaan, koi hoar hunda.
42:26Teri thaan, koi hoar hunda.
42:28Kasme rabdi, chel na dende.
42:30Wow.
42:34Next, kaun hai?
42:34Assalamualaikum, sir.
42:35Walikumassalam.
42:36Mera naam Meera Muskaan hai.
42:38Ji, beta.
42:38Aur main aapko dedicate karti hoon share.
42:40Ji, ji, ata karen, ata karen.
42:42Assi paagal tere bichhe.
42:44Hai.
42:44Tusi paagal kise hor de bichhe.
42:46Te saare paagal agge bichhe.
42:52Ji, sir.
42:52Assalamualaikum.
42:53Walikumassalam.
42:54Mera naam Shahzaib hai.
42:55Aur wakaalat ke peshe se taaluk hai.
42:58Bahut arse se ek khwaish thi ki aap se mil sakein.
43:01Aur sab se aake baat kar sakein.
43:03Thank you, sir.
43:03Mere waled Amanullah sahab ke ustado mein unka shumar hota hai.
43:09Acha, wow.
43:10Muhammad Iqbal Chaudhry unka naam hai.
43:12Aur he passed away when I was very little.
43:15Choti si baat mere waled sahab ki aur Amanullah sahab ki aapke saath share karta hoon.
43:20Ji, ji.
43:20Ek defa yeh hua ki raat 2, 3 baje ke kareeb.
43:25Amanullah sahab waled sahab se milne aaye aur waled sahab ne kaal,
43:29chal Amanullah kitne chalke doodh peeke aaye.
43:31Ne, ne.
43:32Doodh ki dukaan pe gaye, Amanullah sahab ne kaal,
43:35ki yaar 2 glass doodh te dehi.
43:37Unhe gaye, yaar Amanullah, doodh nahi aega, aaj doodh aaya hi nahi.
43:41To unha ne gaya ki, chal jado doodh aave te, unhu kahi Amanullah aaya se.
43:50Waise toh ji, hum actually, mashallah, aapne jo tarif ki se humara dil bada hota hai.
43:54Kyunke hum aapki wajah se hain, aap log pasand kartein toh hum hain.
43:58Aur aapne itni badi hasti ka hawala de diya, Amanat ke foran baad hi,
44:03toh, kher baat nahi, humne pataaz kir liya.
44:06Kyunke Aman sahab toh mere bhi dil ke bahut nazdeek the.
44:10Aur badi mulaqatein unke saath rehti thi.
44:12Ek martaba, swimming pool mein, wo khade the,
44:16aur kinare mein khade the, apne laps wo kar chuke the.
44:18Aur main bahar baitha tha, kursi pe, toh Aman sahab mujhe baat kare the.
44:23Toh ek sahab, underwater, apne laps laga rahe the.
44:26Toh wo Aman sahab ke paas aaye,
44:28toh jab paas aaye, toh wo underwater the, wo Aman sahab ko nahi dekh paye.
44:32Toh jab wapas murne lagey na, toh yaha pe unka haath laga Aman sahab ke.
44:36Aman sahab murhe, toh wo jaara tha. Aman sahab ne uski tang pakal jaye.
44:40Aap wo ek five star hotel tha, jiska swimming pool tha.
44:43Toh wo aadmi harbhada ke na, seeda khada ho gaya.
44:46Aman sahab kahan de, mere praanu neendra aaye, toh toh ek takiya magha deye.
44:55Naazneen, yeh tha aaj ka show.
44:56Inshallah aap se mulaghaat hogi next show mein.
44:59Aapna bahut sa khayal dekhiyega. Allah hafiz.