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00:00I favour the 4-5-1 formation.
00:03I think it could work.
00:04If he plays 4-5-1, Malky might end up on the bench.
00:07Look, if I can get the money for Ingecliffe, will you promise to ask him?
00:09Jeff Ingecliffe?
00:10Er, he's a Bolton scout.
00:12It's my dad.
00:14He's had a heart attack.
00:15Oh, Steve, Steve, I'm sorry, mate.
00:17We can't afford to pay for the trip, darling. We're not a charity.
00:20If Tom Blatley could speak to us now, he would say to us,
00:23take my money.
00:24That one's yours, Ranjeet. It's er, kosher.
00:26Forget about my severe personal problems.
00:29Enjoying that, Ranjeet?
00:32This is, this is food poisoning, mate.
00:34I don't think you're going to test for laxatives.
00:36There are tests that can be done.
00:38I mean, if that's, if that's what he's looking for.
00:40You go to Birmingham and you bring me back that cup.
00:43I'll get you!
00:46Bring on all the Midlands culture, we're off to Birmingham!
01:02Look, that's right.
01:04The reservation's for a standard double only.
01:06But I'd like to upgrade to a suite.
01:08Hiya, Steve, it's Terry.
01:10You've been avoiding my calls.
01:11Can we make the reservation now and pay for it when we get there?
01:15Right.
01:15That's great.
01:16Yeah, the name's McConnell.
01:18Look, have you phoned Inchcliffe yet?
01:20How much?
01:22Oh, well, you only live once.
01:24And if you live like me, barely even that.
01:26I'll see you when we get there.
01:27Yeah, I'm still working on it.
01:29Okay, all right, well, I'll give you a call when I get the money.
01:36Okay, just...
01:39I won't look at another guy.
01:41Nothing could be further from your mind.
01:44This weekend is all about...
01:48...football.
01:50Believe me.
01:54I'd best get in there.
01:57What are you doing still here?
01:58I thought you were taking Hannah to my mum's.
02:00What's the point?
02:01What, will we just leave her here for the weekend?
02:04Have you seen home alone?
02:05No, I mean, what's the point going to Birmingham
02:07if Inchcliffe's not even going to be there to see Malky play?
02:09Oh, grow up, Terry.
02:11It's going to be fun.
02:13Maybe even romantic.
02:17Yeah, no, yeah, I thought you might be right.
02:20Romance of the cup and all that, yeah.
02:24Hannah, are you ready?
02:25I don't want to go to Granny, she kisses me.
02:28That's because she loves you.
02:29She's hairy.
02:30Oh, yeah, give her that.
02:33Get going.
02:35Please.
02:37Here, all right, give us a kiss.
02:39Mm, give you a ring when we get there.
02:42Yeah.
02:48That's it, that's it.
02:50I mean, this tournament's not about fun, yeah?
02:53It's about Malky getting spotted by Geoff Inchcliffe.
02:55It's work, it's graft.
02:57It's just one of the many sacrifices that, you know,
03:00that goes with a title football dad.
03:02And I don't expect, you know, Janice
03:04or any of the other mothers to understand that.
03:07I'll just give you a hand with that.
03:09There you go.
03:10See, I don't help.
03:11There you go.
03:13It's gone quarter past.
03:15But girls are always behind.
03:17It's in their nature.
03:18Not much point being on time if the bus isn't here though, is it?
03:20Yeah, the bus will be here, four bellies.
03:23Doesn't anybody trust me?
03:27Thank you for the vote of confidence.
03:29I'll give them a call.
03:32Hiya.
03:33Sorry.
03:35Oh, you're all right, you're all right.
03:37Sorry we're late.
03:37Malky went for a little run this morning.
03:40No, I didn't.
03:40Oh, go on, you get down there.
03:42He's so fit, you know.
03:43Talking of which, maybe on the bus I get a chance
03:46to sit beside the two fittest I should know.
03:50Actually, no, Raymond, you better sit with me
03:53because we've got a few things to discuss.
03:56Sorry, darling, you'll have to sit next to me.
03:58We need to talk about VAT payments.
04:03Hello, Sandra Farrell here.
04:06I have reserved a place for you next to me, Mr Mercier,
04:08to discuss some tactics.
04:10Why should you sit beside the coach?
04:12Yeah, why don't we put it to a vote, Cascar?
04:13That's how we do things in a democracy.
04:15Yeah, I agree with Terry.
04:16Ten o'clock and it should have been here by now.
04:18It's now just gone quarter past and it's not...
04:20I don't think, Cascar, I should sit beside the coach.
04:21Yeah, thank you.
04:22I think I should sit beside the coach.
04:24You!
04:24There'll be no room apart from anything.
04:25Well, what's that supposed to mean?
04:26It means what it means, that's what it means.
04:28Don't you get involved.
04:32I understand the passion of Barons.
04:36My own father once threatened to stab my junior coach
04:41with a corner flag if he didn't play me on the wing.
04:45So, I mean, you know, you just have to know how to...
04:50how to handle people.
04:51Excuse me!
04:53Sorry, I think we are all on the same bus.
04:57Why not I move around?
04:59You know, I can speak to everyone.
05:03And everybody's happy.
05:06After all, a man who doesn't listen
05:08is like a fish with no ears.
05:11It's all about fish again.
05:12Gee, I think you must have been one in a previous life.
05:15Everyone, everyone, please.
05:18We have a small problem.
05:22There's no buzz.
05:24That is considerably more than a small problem, Sandra.
05:27Yeah, well, apparently someone didn't pay deposits.
05:33Oh, great.
05:35Yeah, I just think this whole deposit thing's a racket.
05:37You know, people don't phone me up and say,
05:39oh, by the way, I'm thinking of croaking it in four weeks' time.
05:41You put me a coffin aside.
05:45It's an idea, though.
05:48Get a discount, book in early.
05:50One job I've asked you to do...
05:51Yeah, I never pay a deposit, do I?
05:53I don't pay deposits, I don't do that.
05:55Look, we haven't got time to discuss this now
05:57because we've got a lot of people waiting.
05:59We have no problem in taking the train.
06:00It'll be a nightmare with all these bags.
06:02What's wrong with getting the regular bus?
06:04It'll take forever.
06:06I've got to be there this evening.
06:07Too right.
06:08For the sake of the kids, obviously.
06:10Everyone, calm down.
06:14We have a plan.
06:16[♪FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING, CHILDREN CHANTING♪
06:40Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army, Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army
06:46What about a game of I Spy?
06:48Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army, Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army
06:54So, you are not married, Mr Messiaen?
06:56Ah, non, non, non, non, non, non, non.
06:58Non, non, I am single.
07:00Shame.
07:02If you were, I could offer your wife very good rates.
07:06I am a gynecologist, you see.
07:08So I understand.
07:10Actually, come to think of it,
07:12I have a few clients who are single.
07:14I could maybe recommend someone?
07:20That's very thoughtful.
07:23But, you know, I prefer to concentrate my mind on the game just now.
07:29So, thank you, but it's okay.
07:32No, of course, of course.
07:35If you change your mind, however, remember, I have inside knowledge.
07:42Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army, Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army
07:48Quiet, please!
07:50I can't drive with all this noise.
07:54Oh!
07:56What about Vincent?
07:58Vincent, can we pull over?
08:02Are you going for a cloth, Sandra?
08:04The kids want some sleep.
08:06Right, then they can all be sick.
08:08We've only been going ten minutes, why have we stopped?
08:10Vincent's been sick, the leather seats, leather.
08:13Hey, sucking up to Messiaen is not going to make Ranjeet a better player.
08:16You do understand that, don't you?
08:18Ranjeet is already an excellent player, and now Raymond is fully aware of that.
08:22Well, next pit stop, I'm getting in that second limo, if that's okay with you.
08:25Well, that's okay with me, Thierry.
08:27You see that? The French, they understand democracy.
08:29Liberté, what's his name, and the other one?
08:31Fraternité.
08:33Fraternité, my friend.
08:35Okay? On y va?
08:37Let's go.
08:39So, did you upgrade?
08:41I did, yeah.
08:42Pulled in the hotel, and they're holding a sweep for us.
08:45Hey, no offence, but can you afford that?
08:48Well, I've been cutting back on a bit of the housekeeping.
08:51Thierry don't know it, but he absolutely loves tripe and turnip.
08:55But why blow all the money on a sweep?
08:57So he can spend some time alone.
08:59Right.
09:01So does that mean Thierry's over his little, you know, bedroom problem?
09:08You mean the problem he's had sleeping?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Yeah, yeah, he's over that now.
09:13Oh, good.
09:14Thanks for asking, Debbie.
09:17Erectile dysfunction's not a big deal these days.
09:20A lot of people come here to get the pills for it.
09:23Like Mr Kendall over here.
09:25Hiya, Mr... Hey, come here.
09:27Say hello to the camera. Give him a wave.
09:29He might be on telly.
09:33Bit shy.
09:35Oh, my feet, they're killing me.
09:37I'm going to have to take these boots off.
09:39Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
09:41No.
09:42Let me help you, Debbie.
09:44Thanks, Raymond.
09:45Whoa.
09:46Do you have a rock back there?
09:48You have a rock back there?
09:50Whoa. Do you have a rock back there?
09:52You have very thin legs, Debbie,
09:54but also strong and shapely, eh?
09:57Jan is the one with the thin legs.
09:59Oh, really?
10:00Sparrow legs, we used to call her.
10:02Honestly, I'm sure Raymond has your thin legs, Jan.
10:04Come on. Come on.
10:05I'm sure Raymond doesn't want to see my legs, Debbie.
10:08Debbie was very heavy.
10:10She was a big girl.
10:12I mean, beyond chubby.
10:15But she's thinner than me now, you know.
10:17Which for some people might be quite difficult to support,
10:20but not for me, no.
10:21I'm very supportive.
10:23Yes, us sparrow-leggers might have thin legs,
10:26but we do have big hearts.
10:31Oh, my eye.
10:32Oh, I think I've got something in my eye.
10:34Hey, whoa, whoa.
10:35Don't you...
10:36Look, no, there's nothing.
10:38No?
10:39No.
10:40All I can see is your pretty eye.
10:48What?
10:50What do you think you're doing?
10:52An extra motorway, for goodness sake.
10:54Do you have any idea how many people are killed on the motorway each year?
10:58No. Do you?
11:00No.
11:02A lot, probably.
11:14I thought I'd speak to Mercier as well.
11:16Oh, hang on a minute, where is he?
11:18He's in work.
11:20Whoa, whoa.
11:23Get in.
11:28Follow that Frenchman.
11:35Mind you, I'm OK to take my own bag.
11:38No, no, no, Raymond.
11:39You must preserve your strength for the weekend.
11:42Come, come, darling.
11:44So that leg thing, Janice, was Raymond flirting with me?
11:47He's French, Debbie. He'd flirt with anything.
11:50It's all right, Janice, I'll check in.
11:52Thanks, Terry, but I think a pair of sex can just about manage signing a form these days.
11:59OK, you get it, but make sure you get the sweet.
12:02Sweet? What are we now, royalty?
12:04Steve, can you just hang on two ticks?
12:07Here, use this.
12:09Served it up from the housekeeping.
12:11It's ours.
12:13It's ours.
12:14Ours?
12:15Yeah, I've upgraded us so we can have a special time together.
12:19So you can pay the extra for the sweet with this.
12:21Well, thanks for giving me permission to use the money saved from housekeeping,
12:24which is money I'd give you anyway.
12:25Just get the sweet, Terry.
12:28Steve, sorry, love. What's up?
12:32Oh, no.
12:34Oh.
12:35Oh, I'm so sorry, Steve.
12:39Steve, no, sorry, I can't help you with the funeral arrangements.
12:43Vincent Farrell's here, though, can get in for you.
12:46Yeah, hang on.
12:47Steve's dad's died, will you get Vincent?
12:49Oh, great, I need to speak to Steve.
12:51No, no, Terry.
12:52Sorry, love.
12:54Vincent, Steve Robson's dad's died and Janice wants you to have a word.
13:00I loved him too.
13:02I know, God, I love him.
13:04Yeah, I know, he always wanted us two to be together.
13:08Listen, when you finish strolling down memory lane, can I get that phone, please?
13:11Vincent's here.
13:13Thanks.
13:14Steve, Vincent Farrell.
13:16Can I offer my sincere condolences and say straight away
13:20that a man like Max Robson deserves at least the gold package?
13:25Please, a man has died.
13:29All the platinum.
13:31We're throwing in a second limo free with either package just now,
13:35although you do have to pay for fuel.
13:37I don't want the phone, Janice.
13:39Whatever it is, Terry, it can wait.
13:41Look, life is for the living, Janice, you remember that, for the living.
13:45Hiya, Steve.
13:46Steve.
13:47Hiya, sorry, were you on another call?
13:48Yeah, I didn't know.
13:49Right, well, it won't be long, it'll be really quick.
13:51First off, sorry to hear about your dad.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Oh, OK.
13:58Well, great news this end, though.
14:00Yeah, I've got the money for Inchcliff,
14:02so if you want to give him a ring, tell him it's all on,
14:04all expenses, the works.
14:06OK, no, I'll ring him, then.
14:08I'll ring him.
14:09Erm...
14:11Erm...
14:12Yeah, go on, go on, give me the number.
14:15Yeah.
14:16OK.
14:17Thank you, Steve, thank you.
14:19Steve, are we having...?
14:21Yeah, yeah, Janice, not Steve.
14:26He's gone for the gold package.
14:29Hello, is that Jeff Inchcliff?
14:31It's Terry McConnell.
14:32Steve Robson gave me your number and he's urged me to call you.
14:36Can I book a second suite in the name of Hinchcliff?
14:40That's Sir Geoffrey Hinchcliff,
14:42he's Bolton's chief junior scout.
14:44Coming down to watch my boy play football,
14:46going to sign him up.
14:48I'm afraid we've got no more suites available.
14:51Erm...
14:53Well, can I downgrade?
14:57Downgrade McConnell to a standard?
15:00What happened to the suite, Terry?
15:03We haven't even got a double bed.
15:05And put Hinchcliff in the suite.
15:07No, no, but these are quite big for singles.
15:10So I have to put Yow in the standard, right?
15:13Who?
15:14Yow.
15:15Yow?
15:16Yow.
15:17Oh, me, you.
15:18You, us.
15:19Yes, that's...
15:20Yeah, that's right.
15:21Yours.
15:22Right.
15:23The hotel made a cock up.
15:24They've not got enough suites.
15:26I'm going to speak to the manager.
15:27No, no, I've tried that.
15:28There's nothing they can do.
15:29Look, Janice, be honest.
15:31What are we going to do in the room, anyway?
15:33Nothing.
15:34Exactly.
15:36I've got a weekend away
15:37and we're going to do absolutely nothing in the room.
15:40That will be 300 pounds for the suite for three nights.
15:43Jesus.
15:44Do you gas and air?
15:45300 pounds?
15:47OK, erm...
15:49Where's the money?
15:50Oh, erm...
15:51Give me the money.
15:52Yeah.
15:56Could I get a bottle of champagne
15:59sent up to the McConnell room, please?
16:03You had a bottle of...
16:04Oh, thank you, thank you.
16:05Thank you for that kind gesture.
16:11From the manager.
16:12Eh?
16:13By way of apology.
16:14I'll just...
16:19There you go.
16:22Well, this is great.
16:23I've got an en suite.
16:26And a lovely view of the scaffolding.
16:30Storage space.
16:33Here's another cupboard.
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh, I'm sorry.
16:37It's no problem.
16:40I thought it was another cupboard or something.
16:42I didn't realise we had adjoining rooms.
16:46I'll go down to reception and I'll ask for the keys so we can...
16:50No, there is no need to lock the door, I don't think.
16:54It's up to you, of course.
16:55But...
16:57No, I'm fine.
16:58If you are.
17:02I'll see you later, then.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Yeah.
17:07Here are the rules.
17:08Ryan, do you have a picture of the Mona Lisa?
17:10OK.
17:11That's the smile I want on Max Robson.
17:13I want everyone's attention, please.
17:15I'd better go, mate.
17:17Now, you've got two games tomorrow,
17:20so I want you in bed by ten.
17:22Oh!
17:23Yeah, and if there are any problems, Ali, call me on mobile.
17:26We'll be downstairs.
17:27Yeah, right.
17:28Here's some money for snacks and drinks.
17:31Right.
17:37What? I'm sorry, Vincent, I thought someone died today.
17:44Here you go, Ali.
17:45Now, keep noise down cos there's people in other rooms.
17:48Right.
17:49Don't think you've got to spend that.
17:51Come on, Vincent.
17:54SHE SCREAMS
18:00A pint of lager, please, mate.
18:02Excuse me, Terry, I believe I was here first.
18:04You'll find I was here at least 20 years before you.
18:08And you've really taken advantage of that head start, haven't you?
18:11Tell me, how is the challenging world of crankshafts and sparking plugs?
18:15At least I get my hands dirty rather than...wet.
18:19I'm joking. Look, I'll get you a drink. What do you want?
18:21Mango lassi? I'm kidding.
18:23Two pints of lager, please, square.
18:25Yeah, so tomorrow, do you think we've got time to wander round the shops
18:28before the first game?
18:29Round the shops? Yeah.
18:30I'm planning on not being able to wander round my room.
18:33Oh, Debbie, just cos Mercia likes your calf muscles,
18:36doesn't mean to say...
18:37Janice, we've got the connecting door.
18:39I offered to lock it and he said not to bother.
18:42He's made his intentions pretty clear.
18:45Oh, that's great.
18:48So how's it going with Terry?
18:50Has he loosened up?
18:51Oh, fat chance.
18:52He don't even care we're in a twin room, Debbie.
18:56Here, give him one of these and he'll care.
19:01Debbie!
19:02Well, you know, some men get a little over-excited,
19:05if you know what I mean, so I like to help him out a little.
19:09Does it matter?
19:10Oh, yeah, believe me.
19:11You can forget about wandering round the shops and all.
19:15Yeah.
19:16Yeah.
19:20Hello, Steve.
19:22Steve, slow down.
19:26Steve...
19:27Sorry, love, what with all the sobbing,
19:29I can't make out what you're saying.
19:32Steve, take a breath.
19:35Steve and I had a thing years ago, years ago,
19:38before Terry swept me off my feet.
19:41It was good kisses, Steve.
19:46He was pretty good at...
19:48Oh, no, I don't want to say that.
19:50I've got kids.
19:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:56Listen to me, listen.
19:58We split up in 1994.
20:01Malky was born in 1998.
20:04I mean, I know it was overdue, but that's ridiculous.
20:07No, there's no way he's yours.
20:10Right.
20:11Mum, did you pack my Jamie Oliver book?
20:13No, I didn't, Malky.
20:14Oh!
20:15No, Steve, he does not sound like you.
20:18Yeah, well, we didn't have a choice.
20:21It was only six a year, then.
20:29Oh!
20:31Oh!
20:33Oh!
20:36Oh, yeah!
20:39Yeah!
20:41Oh, no, no, no, come on.
20:43Whose idea was this?
20:45All right, OK, get out, all of you.
20:47Go to your rooms.
20:48This is my Malky room.
20:49Yeah, well, go to someone else's room.
20:51Go on, out.
20:52Get out, out, out, out.
20:53Come on.
20:56Come on, all of you, go to your rooms.
20:58Out, out, out.
20:59Hello, reception.
21:00I'm afraid the television in this room, not my room,
21:03the one I happen to be in, this seems to be stuck.
21:07Well, I don't know what channel this is.
21:09Oh, yes!
21:11Yes.
21:12Yes.
21:13Adult, I believe.
21:15I can wait.
21:17Oh!
21:22Am I keeping you?
21:24I'm just wondering where Raymond is.
21:25He was nearly dressed over an hour ago.
21:27Nearly dressed, and yet you let him escape?
21:29Debbie, you're losing your tongue.
21:31I'm just playing it cool.
21:32Talk of the devil.
21:33Do you want me to leave?
21:34Maybe later, I need you as cover just now.
21:38Gentlemen.
21:40That's his secret weapon, is it?
21:42He blinds them with his aftershave.
21:43Ladies!
21:44You look like two queens.
21:46You took your time.
21:47I couldn't decide which shirt to wear.
21:49I'm sure I'd like any shirt you wear, Raymond.
21:52I'm sure you would, Debbie.
21:54Would you like a drink, Raymond?
21:55No, thank you, I am going out.
21:57Oh, out?
21:58That sounds like fun.
21:59Yes, I'm meeting a friend.
22:02Well, I trust you have a good evening.
22:09Do you want another one?
22:10Or are you going out for some fun?
22:21Oh, hello.
22:22Here comes my favourite gynaecologist.
22:26It's a disgrace.
22:28Oh, I don't know.
22:29I've been sicker, a lot worse.
22:30No, no, no, not this place.
22:32Vincent and I just caught the children upstairs
22:35watching a porn movie.
22:37Oh, come on.
22:39Boys will be boys.
22:41No, believe me.
22:42I saw things even I have not seen.
22:46What was that?
22:47A woman enjoying herself?
22:51Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army!
22:54Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army!
22:58Have you got an aspirin, Janice?
22:59Have you got an headache with this lot?
23:00Yeah, I think I might have something.
23:04Here you go.
23:06Funny colour.
23:07It's all right, love.
23:08It's new.
23:12Have we checked on the kids?
23:13I don't know, have we?
23:14I haven't.
23:16What, all you want me to do it now?
23:17Actually, no, I need to go and get some cash.
23:19My purse is empty already.
23:21No, no, I'll do it.
23:22I've got some cash here.
23:23There you go.
23:25Have a nice night, yeah?
23:27Well, that stuff works fast.
23:30Do you know what I mean?
23:32Give it back.
23:33No.
23:34Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army!
23:36Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army!
23:38Sandra Farrell's Red and White Army!
23:42Are you sure?
23:43I've already checked twice, sir.
23:45There's no sign of a Mr Inchcliffe.
23:47Can I use your phone?
23:49Of course, sir.
23:53Right.
23:54Come on, mate.
23:55It's a simple request.
23:56I'm sorry, I've asked you.
23:58But if it ends on the menu, then you don't do it.
24:00All I want is a don of kebab.
24:02It's not that difficult.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:04You call this a hotel?
24:07I'm going to go into town.
24:08Shh!
24:09This is a message for Jaff Inchcliffe.
24:13Good evening, Mr Inchcliffe.
24:16This is the manager of the Birmingham Excelsior Hotel.
24:21I'm just phoning to say how much we're looking forward
24:24to welcoming you.
24:26By the way, there's a rumour a young Malky McConnell
24:31is going to be the player of the tournament
24:34and a definite find.
24:39Good boy.
24:44Thanks for that.
24:46Malky!
24:48You see Malky?
24:55What do you think you're doing?
24:56Just getting a couple of tips.
24:58What, off a bloke who can't even cook a don of kebab?
25:00Come on!
25:01We've got two games tomorrow.
25:02What?
25:03What's wrong with you, eh?
25:05Why can't you be normal?
25:06Why aren't you upstairs watching porn in the room
25:08with the rest of the boys?
25:09I was.
25:10Yeah, of course you were.
25:11Go on, get to bed.
25:17I know, I know.
25:19Wasting the best years of his life.
25:22And they're lying there all peaceful and serene
25:25with make-up on,
25:26it's like you're bringing them back to life.
25:30Drink?
25:38Terry McConnell, what are you looking at?
25:46Terry!
25:48Terry!
25:51You know what I fancy doing right now?
25:54What?
25:56Furniture arranging.
25:59When?
26:00When we go upstairs to the room
26:03and put those twin beds together.
26:07Come in?
26:08Yeah.
26:10Don't.
26:11I'm just going to rescue Debbie.
26:13You get arranging.
26:14Rescue you...
26:16from your...
26:17What?
26:18Debbie?
26:19Janet!
26:21Steve.
26:23Steve?
26:24Hello.
26:26Hi.
26:28I just drove down from Bolton.
26:31Yeah.
26:32I had to be near you.
26:34You're the only one that understands me.
26:39I never told my dad.
26:42I never told my dad I loved him.
26:46Oh, Steve.
26:47I can't do this right now.
26:48I've got to go up to me room.
26:53Alright, Steve.
26:54Let it all out.
27:00Keep some of it in, Steve, if you can.
27:12You haven't got a five-knocker bar, have you?
27:15Cheers. I'll get it back when I get to it.
27:20And I told him.
27:21I stood up to him and I said,
27:22Dad, I just don't like the Scouts.
27:26I mean, the Cubs, they were good.
27:28Yeah, bloody great.
27:31Reminds me when we used to go on the pub.
27:33A couple of pints,
27:34kebab,
27:35a few more pints,
27:36and off clubbing.
27:38Happy times.
27:39Never work, but happy times.
27:45Mind you, not much talent around here.
27:47Unless you're George Michael.
27:54Bugger me.
27:55Bugger me.
28:08Hi, Ben.
28:13Yeah, the Cubs were good,
28:14but the Scouts were not for me.
28:16Not for you.
28:18Not for you.
28:24Yes! Yes!
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