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00:00the All-New Newlywed Game.
00:05And now, let's meet our newlywed couple for today.
00:10Couple number one, they wanted to stay apart until the ceremony began.
00:15And since he was already in the chapel and there was no other place or time to get ready,
00:20she had to put her wedding dress on on Las Vegas Boulevard.
00:25Kimberly and Michael Monti.
00:28Couple number two, right after they were married, he woke her up one morning to tell her
00:32there was a mouse in the house and he wouldn't get off the bed until she caught it and took it outside.
00:38Rochelle and Robert Rivers.
00:40Couple number three, when they first met, she gave him a phony name.
00:44So when she finally told him her real name, he didn't believe her.
00:47But she did convince him.
00:49Gina and Jack McDaniel.
00:51And couple number four, after getting married, her co-workers presented her with a cake
00:55with a tombstone on it that said, rest in peace.
00:59And she said she's never slept better in her life.
01:03Olivia and Phil DeVenter.
01:06Those are our newlyweds for today.
01:08And here's your host, the star of the All-New Newlywed Game, Bob Eubanks.
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03:14Welcome back to the all-new Newlywed Game.
03:16The wives have been secluded offstage. It's time for some five-point questions.
03:19As you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions
03:21as you predict your wife will answer the same question when she returns.
03:24If her answer matches your prediction,
03:26you then get five points toward a grand prize
03:29that's been selected especially for you.
03:31So get excited, you guys.
03:33Geez, when I say five points, they go...
03:35All right.
03:36First question, gentlemen.
03:37Thinking back to your honeymoon,
03:39thinking back to your honeymoon,
03:40who will your wife say wins first prize for doing the dumbest thing,
03:45you or her?
03:46Phil?
03:47I should say I would.
03:49You'd win first prize.
03:50Yep.
03:51Doing the dumbest thing in your honeymoon.
03:52All right.
03:53Yeah, win.
03:54Jack?
03:55I would say I would.
03:56You'd win first prize.
03:57Yeah, I always do the dumbest thing.
03:58Good. Robert?
03:59That's what she's gonna say.
04:00I would say my wife.
04:01Your wife would win first prize?
04:02Yes.
04:03That's a brave man right there.
04:05Michael?
04:06I'd say that I did.
04:07I was trying to carry her over the threshold of the room at the hotel,
04:11and I was trying to carry the stuff right along with it,
04:13and we didn't quite make it that well.
04:14You dropped her is what you're trying to tell me.
04:16I dropped everything.
04:17Next question, gentlemen.
04:18Where will your wife say is the best place she knows
04:20to find great-looking single guys?
04:24Be specific.
04:25The best place she knows to find great-looking single guys.
04:27Jack?
04:29I'll say the Red Onion.
04:31The Red Onion.
04:32Fine. Robert?
04:33I would say the beach.
04:35Just the beach?
04:36Yes.
04:37She liked muscle-bound guys.
04:39That's why she married you.
04:41It's all right.
04:42Michael?
04:43I'd say at her work.
04:44She works with a lot of lawyers,
04:45and some of them, you know, they're pretty good-looking.
04:47Where she works then, right?
04:48Right.
04:49Okay. Phil?
04:50I'll say the Alamo.
04:51That's where she used to go out quite a bit before we got together.
04:53The Alamo?
04:54Yeah.
04:56I met her at the bank, though.
04:57I didn't go to the Alamo.
04:59No.
05:00That's a long time ago.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Yeah.
05:04Here's the last of our five-point questions, gentlemen.
05:06How will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
05:09This is you talking now.
05:11McDonald's may have sold over a billion hamburgers,
05:14but I'll bet my wife couldn't sell one of her what?
05:18Robert?
05:19One of her pair of shoes.
05:22One of her shoes.
05:23Pair of shoes.
05:24All right.
05:25Michael?
05:26I'd say a roast.
05:27She made a roast last night.
05:29A roast?
05:30Yes.
05:31Bad, huh?
05:32The meat just wasn't done right,
05:33and the potatoes were like water now.
05:35But otherwise, it was pretty good.
05:37It was all right.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Phil?
05:40Her biscuits.
05:41What's the matter with her biscuits?
05:42They look like itty-bitty hockey pucks.
05:45I mean, they're dangerous.
05:46They taste okay, but they look...
05:47But they're dangerous.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Hockey puck biscuits.
05:51There's a franchise there somewhere.
05:52I know.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Jack?
05:55I'd have to say her tuna casserole.
05:57Last time she made it, I think she forgot the tuna.
06:00Oh.
06:01Seriously.
06:02Okay.
06:03We'll be right back to reunite our newlyweds,
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08:31Welcome back to the all new Newlywed Game.
08:33Gentlemen, we recorded your predictions on cards,
08:34and now have them in front of you.
08:35Each time that your prediction matches your wife's answer,
08:37you get five points.
08:38One couple with the most points at the end of the show
08:40wins a grand prize that's been selected especially for them.
08:43So we're glad you're back, ladies.
08:44Here's your first question for five points.
08:45Tell me, girls, thinking back to your honeymoon,
08:47who would you say wins first prize
08:50for doing the dumbest thing,
08:52you or your husband?
08:53Kimberly?
08:55I would say my husband.
08:56Really?
08:57Yeah, because after making whoopee, he fell asleep.
08:59Oh, no.
09:00You'd think he'd stay awake for a while.
09:02Yeah, sure.
09:03Michael said the dumbest thing was done by him.
09:05You're right about that.
09:06Now, we win.
09:07But what about me trying to carry you over the door
09:09with all this stuff?
09:10Rochelle?
09:11I'd say my husband because he pouted
09:12when I had to go get my hair done.
09:14He pouted?
09:15Yes, he did.
09:16Because you wanted to look beautiful?
09:17Yes.
09:18And I left him alone for a couple of hours,
09:20so he was mad.
09:21You left him alone for just two hours?
09:23Yes, two hours.
09:24What were you doing?
09:25Getting my hair done.
09:26Oh, okay.
09:27He said on the honeymoon,
09:28the dumbest thing was done by you.
09:30Yeah, it almost took me five hours to get her hair done.
09:33She almost missed our ceremony.
09:36Is that right?
09:37Yes.
09:38She forgot to make it to the office almost.
09:40But you made it?
09:41Yes, we did.
09:42Why scared?
09:43I was real scared.
09:44Gina?
09:45I would say he did.
09:46He did the dumbest thing?
09:47Yeah.
09:48Well, we went to Cancun.
09:49We expected it to be real nice.
09:50It was raining.
09:51Nice day to go for a drive when it's raining.
09:54Oh, dumb thing, huh?
09:55Yeah.
09:56All right.
09:57Jack said that, yeah, he wins.
09:58He wins.
09:59All right.
10:00I thought you were going to say that
10:01you did it by yourself.
10:02Olivia?
10:03Well, I'd have to say probably me
10:05because most of the time, I do the dumb things.
10:07Really?
10:08All right.
10:09Phil predicted you would say that on the honeymoon.
10:10No, he wins the big prize
10:11for doing the dumbest thing.
10:12What?
10:13Wait a minute.
10:14I was honest.
10:15I was, too.
10:16You're always telling me,
10:17boy, you're so dumb,
10:18you're doing the dumbest things all the time.
10:20No, I don't say that.
10:21Yeah, she says you do, though.
10:23And she doesn't lie to me.
10:25That's right.
10:26She doesn't?
10:27No, sir.
10:28She's never told me a lie in her life.
10:29You sure?
10:30I'm positive.
10:31All his life.
10:32That's right.
10:33All my life.
10:34Okay.
10:36Next question, ladies.
10:37Where is the best place you know of
10:39to find great-looking single guys?
10:42Be specific, please.
10:43Rochelle?
10:44I love the Red Onion.
10:45The Red Onion?
10:46Yes.
10:47Lots of men that wear, like, tight pants,
10:48and they're good dancers, too.
10:49You mean you used to love it.
10:50You don't love it.
10:51Yeah, before I went.
10:52Yeah, you don't love it now, though.
10:53No, not anymore.
10:54No, not anymore.
10:55Good.
10:56Robert says your favorite place is the beach.
10:57And see, you're always telling me
10:59about guys you like with big bodies and muscles.
11:02Yeah.
11:03You like guys with big...
11:04Dennis Beach.
11:05I like to go to Muscle Beach.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Dennis Beach.
11:08Yeah, it's good.
11:09Yeah.
11:10He has a muscle body?
11:11Mostly my muscles and my legs.
11:14He's a runner.
11:15He jogs, and he's very developed.
11:17You like his body, the muscles in his body, then?
11:20Yes.
11:21Yes.
11:22Did you meet him at the Red Onion?
11:23No, I didn't.
11:24I met him on my way to work one morning.
11:25Oh, good.
11:26Yeah.
11:27I had a pair of shorts, so I'm showing my legs.
11:29Atta boy, Robert!
11:32Okay, Gina?
11:33Single, right?
11:34Single.
11:35Okay, it'd have to be school.
11:36That's where I spend all my time.
11:37School, all right.
11:38He said that your favorite place to find a good looking...
11:40The Red Onion.
11:41The Red Onion?
11:42I never go to the Red Onion.
11:43I know, but that's the meat market of Orange County.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Well, I never go there.
11:47That's right.
11:48I know, but...
11:49Ask Rochelle.
11:50She said, where would you find them?
11:51Rochelle knows.
11:52Tell her, Rochelle.
11:53Where would you find them?
11:54Where would I find them?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Well, I don't go to the Red Onion,
11:57so how can I find them there?
12:00Olivia?
12:02Single, the nightclub called Library.
12:05All right.
12:06Phil said your favorite place...
12:07I love it.
12:08...to find good looking single guys is the Alamo.
12:09That, too.
12:10Most of them are dead, but it's okay.
12:12We mean that, too.
12:13Kimberly?
12:14I'd have to say Chippendales.
12:19Did you and Rochelle ever go to Chippendales?
12:21Pardon me?
12:22No, just never mind.
12:23Michael said your favorite place...
12:24I never went to Chippendales.
12:25...is where you work.
12:26You don't work at Chippendales, do you?
12:27You're not single.
12:28Who's single there?
12:29I don't know.
12:30Nobody's single there.
12:31How many single men are at Chippendales?
12:34It's all women, except for the dancers.
12:35Well, that's the fun part of it.
12:37I mean, that's...
12:38They might be married.
12:39They're not.
12:40I don't get insights to it from where I work.
12:41I know the people at Chippendales.
12:42I mean, not...
12:43How do you know they're not married?
12:44Well, from what I've heard, they're...
12:47Never mind.
12:48I can't say.
12:49I mean, they're kind of...
12:51Never mind.
12:52Her office has an account with them.
12:54They have well-developed legs like Robert does, too.
12:57I look at their pictures all day long.
12:59Here's the last of our questions.
13:00Ladies, how did your husband complete this sentence?
13:02This is him talking.
13:03He said McDonald's may have sold over a billion hamburgers,
13:06but I'll bet my wife couldn't sell one of her what?
13:10Gina?
13:11Oh, let's see.
13:13What was it called?
13:14Tuna, pimentos or something?
13:15It's tuna casserole, I think.
13:16All right.
13:17Jack said my wife couldn't sell one of her tuna casserole.
13:19Yeah.
13:20All right.
13:21Way to go.
13:22Olivia?
13:23Whoo!
13:24Yeah.
13:25Hmm.
13:26Olivia?
13:27I probably couldn't sell too many things.
13:28One of your what?
13:29Hurry, please.
13:30My...
13:33Tamales?
13:34Tamales.
13:35Phil said you couldn't sell one of your hockey puck biscuits.
13:39God.
13:40You had to say something about that, didn't you?
13:43You ate them.
13:44They were good, weren't they?
13:45Well, yeah, but you couldn't sell them.
13:46Everybody ate them.
13:47They were good.
13:48He said he won three games with them.
13:51Kimberly?
13:52Probably my tacos.
13:53Your tacos.
13:54He said you couldn't sell one of your roasts.
13:57I like your tacos.
13:58You liked that.
13:59Are you kidding?
14:00He said...
14:01The potatoes were like water and the meat was cooked right.
14:02Oh, that's because...
14:03Oh.
14:04He said the potatoes were bad and the meat was bad.
14:05Other than that, it was pretty good.
14:06That's why he ate it all.
14:07So you ate it all.
14:08It's still sitting on the counter.
14:09Didn't you like it?
14:10No.
14:11He hated it.
14:12You...
14:13Oh.
14:14I like your tacos.
14:15No, you don't.
14:16You said the Latin...
14:17Oh, God.
14:18Those were burritos.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Those were burritos, not tacos.
14:21Well, what do you want me to make for you?
14:23Food?
14:24Nothing.
14:25No, you cook.
14:26You do anyway.
14:27Rochelle?
14:28Rochelle.
14:29You couldn't sell one of your what?
14:30One of my meatloaf sandwiches.
14:31Meatloaf sandwiches.
14:32All right.
14:33Robert, Rapid Robert said,
14:34you couldn't sell one of your pairs of shoes.
14:37He said they taste real bad.
14:40We'll be right back with our wives
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17:14We have returned.
17:15Now, ladies, your husbands have been secluded off stage
17:17and it's your turn to predict what they will say.
17:19And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
17:21First one.
17:22Girls, tell me, will your husband say you think his last girlfriend
17:25was more like a pickup truck, a flatbed truck, or a dump truck?
17:32His last girlfriend, Gina?
17:33I'd say a dump truck.
17:34A dump truck.
17:35Ya.
17:36Okay, Rochelle, was she a pickup truck, a flatbed truck, or a dump truck?
17:40I'd say a pickup truck because she was kind of loose, you know.
17:42She was a loose girl.
17:43Ya, more of a loose girl.
17:44Ya.
17:45Kimberly?
17:46Definitely a dump truck.
17:47A dump truck.
17:48Yes.
17:49Olivia?
17:50A dump truck.
17:51A dump truck.
17:52Fine.
17:53Next question, ladies.
17:54How will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
17:55This is you talking now.
17:56Unfortunately, some things never change.
17:58The last thing my husband does before whoopee is blank.
18:02And the first thing he does after whoopee is what?
18:05Kimberly?
18:09Fall asleep.
18:10Fall asleep.
18:11Okay.
18:12The last thing he does after whoopee is?
18:15Kiss me.
18:16Kiss you.
18:17All right, fine.
18:18Olivia?
18:19Last thing he does before whoopee?
18:20He turns off the light.
18:21Turns off the light.
18:22First thing he does after?
18:24Kiss me goodnight.
18:25Kisses you goodnight.
18:26Gina?
18:27Probably kiss me.
18:31The last thing he does, he kisses you.
18:33Ya.
18:34The first thing he does after?
18:35Roll over on his back.
18:36I see.
18:37Fine.
18:38Rochelle?
18:39The last thing he does before whoopee?
18:40A little strip tease.
18:41He does a strip tease?
18:42A little strip tease, yes.
18:43Every time?
18:44Just about.
18:45Is that right?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Stands up.
18:48Is that right?
18:49Ya.
18:50I'll be darned.
18:51What's the first thing he does after?
18:52Goes right to sleep.
18:53Right to sleep.
18:55No more action after that.
18:56Pardon me?
18:57No more action after the strip tease.
18:58No, no, no.
18:59No more.
19:00Ya.
19:01I wonder if he's ever been to Chippendales.
19:02Maybe.
19:03Ya.
19:04Okay.
19:05Ladies, 25 point bonus question.
19:06Will your husband say most of your blouses have one pocket,
19:08two pockets, or no pockets?
19:10Olivia?
19:11No pockets.
19:12No pockets.
19:13Gina?
19:14No pockets.
19:15No pockets.
19:16Rochelle?
19:17No pockets.
19:18No pockets.
19:19Kimberly?
19:20No pockets.
19:21No pockets.
19:22Ladies, thank you.
19:23We'll be back with our husbands to compare answers
19:24on the all-new Dewey Game right after these messages.
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21:00Welcome back to the all-new Newlywed Game.
21:02Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives
21:03have predicted what you will say.
21:04And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
21:06First one.
21:07Gentlemen, does your wife think your last girlfriend
21:11was more like a flatbed truck, a dump truck,
21:15or a pickup truck?
21:17Your last girlfriend, Robert?
21:19I would say a dump truck.
21:22A dump truck.
21:23All right.
21:24She said your last girlfriend was more like a pickup truck.
21:28Loose.
21:29Oh.
21:32Loose morals.
21:33Pardon me?
21:34Loose morals.
21:35No kidding?
21:36No.
21:37No, she was a nice girl.
21:38In his opinion, of course.
21:40Robert says she was a nice girl.
21:42Showed a lot of nice affection.
21:45Well, I'm sure Rochelle shows a lot of nice affection.
21:47More and better affection.
21:50Oh, yes, she's my wife.
21:53I figured that.
21:54Jack?
21:55I'd have to say pickup truck.
21:57Pickup, all right.
21:58Your wife said your last girlfriend
21:59was more like a dump truck.
22:01Well, I only met her once,
22:03and I didn't know what else to say.
22:05Which one?
22:06Lori, right?
22:07No, that's not my last.
22:09We're talking about the one I met in the bar, right?
22:11Didn't last too long, remember?
22:12From Canada?
22:13Yeah.
22:14She wasn't your girlfriend.
22:16Three days, eh?
22:17Well, we had a relationship.
22:20Why'd you get married for three days?
22:22Bill?
22:23I'd have to say dump truck.
22:25She thought she was trash to begin with.
22:27Is that right?
22:28Yeah.
22:29Olivia says that your last girlfriend
22:30was just like a dump truck.
22:31You're right.
22:34Well, Michael, did she say your last girlfriend
22:36was more like a flatbed truck, a dump truck,
22:38or a pickup truck?
22:40Well, she doesn't know my last girlfriend,
22:41so I'll have to...
22:42She sure had an answer fast.
22:44Take a stab in the dark and say pickup truck.
22:46Pickup truck.
22:47Michael, from what I've heard of her,
22:48she's a dump truck.
22:49Yeah.
22:50Yeah, well, we know she's a dump truck.
22:51Well, why did you say dump truck then?
22:53Yeah.
22:55Didn't seem like the same thing.
22:56Well, why was she a dump truck?
22:59I don't want to get into it.
23:04She wasn't that good of a girlfriend.
23:06Oh, I see.
23:07Okay, here's the last of our 10-point questions.
23:08Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
23:10This is her talking.
23:11She says, unfortunately, some things never change.
23:14The last thing my husband does before whoopee is blink.
23:18The first thing he does after whoopee is what?
23:21Phil, the last thing you do before whoopee is?
23:24The last thing I do before whoopee?
23:27It's the same question I ask you, Phil.
23:28Is that it?
23:29That's it.
23:30The last thing I do before whoopee is get undressed.
23:34And the first thing you do after?
23:36Is go to the bathroom.
23:37All right.
23:39Olivia says the last thing you do before whoopee
23:42is you turn off the light.
23:44The last thing you do is you kiss her goodnight.
23:46I like her answer better.
23:48Michael.
23:49The last thing before I do whoopee is I take off my clothes.
23:52And the first thing after?
23:54Smoke a cigarette.
23:55I see.
23:56Okay.
23:57I got this all wrong, hon.
23:58I said it the other way around.
23:59She says the first thing you do before whoopee is you fall asleep.
24:02Then afterwards, you kiss her.
24:04Boy, I'm good.
24:05I do it in my sleep.
24:06Yeah.
24:07I like this.
24:08She must be good.
24:10Almost woke you up.
24:12Okay, Robert.
24:13Here we go.
24:14The last thing you do before whoopee is?
24:18Kiss.
24:20Okay.
24:21Give my wife a kiss.
24:22Yeah.
24:23And the first thing you do after?
24:26Put my clothes on.
24:27All right.
24:29Robert, you know what she said you do every time?
24:31You do a strip tease.
24:34A strip tease, Robert.
24:37I get straight to the point.
24:39No, she said you do a strip tease.
24:41I put my clothes on really slowly and then it gets right to the point.
24:43Yeah.
24:45No.
24:46Then you go to sleep.
24:48Never go to sleep.
24:49That's what she says right away.
24:50Jack?
24:52Well, it's never the same way twice.
24:54So, I don't know.
24:56Who cares, Jack?
24:58You want it generally, right?
24:59I mean, what usually happens, right?
25:01Man, I don't know either of you that well.
25:03Just answer the question.
25:04I have to say the last thing we do or the last thing I do is take my clothes off.
25:09Okay.
25:10Okay.
25:11And the first thing afterwards?
25:12Is go to the bathroom.
25:15I like that.
25:16That's class, too.
25:17Okay.
25:18She says it's you kiss her.
25:20Then you roll over on your back.
25:21You're always kissing me.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Couple, thank you very much.
25:24We'll be back in 25 minutes.
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27:23All right, gentlemen, here it is, a big 25-point bonus question.
27:25For 25 points, gentlemen, do most of your wives' blouses
27:28have no pockets, one pocket, or two pockets?
27:31And let's go first to couple number two.
27:33Robert and Rochelle with zero.
27:34But if you get it right, Robert, you're going to be in first place.
27:37I would say one pocket.
27:39One pocket.
27:40She said most of them have no pockets.
27:41Robert?
27:42Couple number one, Michael and Kimberly with five, 25.
27:44I'll give you 30.
27:45Michael?
27:46I'd say no pockets.
27:47No pockets.
27:48That's what she said.
27:49No pockets.
27:50Couple number three, Jack and Gina with 10, 25.
27:52I'll give you 35.
27:53Jack, do most of them have no pockets, one pocket, two pockets?
27:55I'd say no pockets.
27:56No pockets.
27:57No pockets.
27:58She said most of them have no pockets.
27:59All right.
28:00Couple number four, Phil and Olivia with 10, 25.
28:02I'll give you 35.
28:03Get it right, and you're tied for the lead.
28:04Phil?
28:05No pockets.
28:06No pockets.
28:07You're tied for the lead.
28:08Okay.
28:09Now, before this show, we each couple predicted
28:11what their final score would be.
28:12The couple that comes closest without going over
28:14their final score will win.
28:15If all the predictions exceed their final score,
28:17then the couple coming closest will win.
28:19So let's move first of all to couple number three.
28:20Jack and Gina got 35.
28:22How many did you predict?
28:23Right there in front of you, Jack.
28:24You predicted 50.
28:25You went way over.
28:26Couple number four, Phil and Olivia, 35.
28:27You predicted how many?
28:28You predicted 40, so Phil and Olivia,
28:30you're our new lucky grand prize winner.
28:33And now, Phil and Olivia,
28:35today's winners of the Newlywed Game,
28:37here's the special prize chosen just for you,
28:40a super exciting sporty new camper.
28:44That's right, Phil and Olivia,
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29:23Have a great time.
29:24It's all yours from the new Newlywed Game.
29:26Phil and Olivia, congratulations to you
29:28for being our winners.
29:29Thanks to our couples and thanks to you,
29:30I'm Bob Eubanks.
29:31See you all next time
29:32for the all-new Newlywed Game.
29:33Bye-bye.
29:34We give you the answers.
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29:45only on Game Show Network.
29:48The new Newlywed Game
29:49is a Chuck Farris production.
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29:54New Newlywed Game.
30:01And now, let's meet our newlywed couples for today.
30:04Couple number one,
30:05when they met,
30:06she thought of him as her little brother.
30:08And he wanted her to be his old lady.
30:11But on their first date,
30:12she said,
30:14And he wanted her to be his old lady.
30:16But on their first date,
30:17she found out that this little boy
30:18was the man she'd been looking for.
30:21Karen and Keith Johnson.
30:23Couple number two,
30:24on their Las Vegas honeymoon,