Ranger Bill xx-xx-xx (141) Danger! Gasoline Leak

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00:00Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous
00:26trails, fighting the many enemies of nature.
00:29This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill.
00:33Pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain
00:39lions.
00:40Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done.
00:52The town of Knotty Pine is threatened with a grave danger.
00:56This danger is so great it could blow half the town off the map and kill and injure hundreds
01:00of people.
01:01No, it's not a tornado or an earthquake.
01:04It's not a flood or a freight car loaded with ammunition.
01:08It's not a great fire or an airplane out of control.
01:12What is this great danger that threatens life and property of almost every citizen in Knotty
01:16Pine?
01:18You'll find out as we tell you the story.
01:24Hank Nicola and Barney Alberts are closing their gas station for the evening.
01:29Hank is reading the meters on the gas pumps while Barney tends to other closing time duties.
01:34Hank finishes reading the gas pump meters and walks back into the garage to put the
01:38gauge stick down into the storage tanks.
01:42Hey, Barney, what's the matter, Hank?
01:58Something's wrong.
01:59The gas pump meters don't agree with the storage tank gauge.
02:02How can that be, Hank?
02:03You must have made a mistake.
02:05I don't think so, Barney.
02:06I always double check my readings.
02:08How much are you off?
02:10The storage tank is 500 gallons short of the pumps.
02:14We must have pumped 500 gallons of air or else there must be something wrong with our
02:18pumps, Hank.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Either our pumps or the gas truck meter.
02:22Oh, well, I guess this isn't the first time this has happened.
02:25Let's take care of it in the morning.
02:27Okay.
02:28The gas company will straighten it out anyway.
02:29Let's go home.
02:31I'm beat.
02:32Me too.
02:33I can smell the pork chops cooking from here.
02:40Bob, did you ever stop to think that we're guarding more than money?
02:51Yes, Howie, I have.
02:53We're guarding records that are more than pieces of paper.
02:56There are people in there.
02:57What's the matter, Bob?
02:58What's that smell?
02:59It smells like gasoline.
03:00How could the smell of gasoline get into this bank?
03:01Bob, there's a garage next door.
03:02You don't suppose...
03:03Their gas tanks are leaking.
03:04Let's get down to the basement.
03:05Great day in the morning, Bob.
03:06Look at that stuff coming in here.
03:07Just like water.
03:08It's running right down the storm sewer.
03:09The fumes are getting bad already.
03:10One spark and this building will go higher a kite.
03:11Let's keep coming.
03:12I don't think so.
03:13I don't think so.
03:14I don't think so.
03:15I don't think so.
03:16I don't think so.
03:17I don't think so.
03:18I don't think so.
03:19I don't think so.
03:20I don't think so.
03:21I don't think so.
03:22I don't think so.
03:23I don't think so.
03:24The fumes are getting bad already.
03:26One spark and this building will go higher a kite.
03:29Let's keep calm, Bob.
03:30We gotta do this right.
03:31Yeah.
03:32You said it.
03:33I'll turn off the light switch and pull the fuses.
03:35No, let them cut the power off from outside.
03:37We can't risk a spark.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Good thought.
03:40Well, let's get going.
03:41I'll call the Sheriff in the fire department.
03:42You call Ed Banker.
03:43Right.
03:44Then we better open all the windows and doors, so we can get the fumes out.
03:48Wow, this is a bad one.
03:52uh...
03:57shares being
04:01you said it i'll be there on the double
04:03that shorty jeff get all the men down to the back on the double
04:07this is condition to disaster alert
04:15by the barman chief browns being
04:20will send all available medical immediately
04:23nothing despite all of them into the bank area
04:25addition to the fact that a lot
04:33bill jefferson
04:36yes i'll be right down
04:38stumpy
04:39calling all the men
04:40as a condition to disaster alert at the back
04:50uh...
05:06hotel
05:08uh...
05:10uh...
05:12the other men in charge in case of civilian disaster bill
05:15waiting for your orders
05:16the men from the building station here yet
05:19but here they come now
05:22we didn't know that i think we're leaving
05:25we didn't have a slightest notion of this is going to be the handle but he's
05:27blaming you
05:29open up your garage
05:31that you've got a good break-in
05:33can take a chance on the spot
05:37and i guess he's got a lot more on the line
05:40you know
05:42i want to take a fast look at the bank
05:45uh...
05:46it's not something that will
05:47come with me
05:49the rest of you don't move until we get back
06:01the basement doors over here
06:03thanks chief
06:05while films are strong enough to kill an iron horse
06:10stop here from this
06:11why you stop here bill
06:13we not near door yet
06:14let's take our shoes off
06:16can take a chance on the spot
06:18all we need is one
06:21that's all it would take and we'd be well on our way to outer space we'll have to use
06:25flashlights to bill right
06:27let's go take a look fellas
06:30walk right where i've got the flashlight
06:35must be a hundred gallons of gas in the basement
06:38we can't get on there bill
06:39we'll be overcome in a minute
06:41all right there chief
06:43just listen fellas
06:46you don't have to look to know what's going on down there
06:50let's get out in the street and swing into action
07:04cal, chief brown
07:06i'm calling this a condition A catastrophe alert
07:08okay bill, i'll call out my police reserve and cut this area off
07:12better ask for state troopers cal
07:14storm sewers will carry gas all the way to the river
07:18also you'll have to evacuate the people in the immediate area from their homes
07:22right, i'll get right on it and sew this area shut with a ring of men
07:25chief brown, have your pumpers pull another block away and start pumping water into the storm
07:29sewers to dilute the gas
07:32better have canyon city and junction city send some of their equipment by flat car
07:36and some of their firemen
07:38right bill, we'll start pumping water right away
07:40hank, barney
07:43fellas, there are plenty of ways you can help
07:46let's get the cabs off the storage tanks in your garage
07:49everybody put on rubber boots
07:51we can't take a chance on a spark
08:02easy does it, barney
08:04don't let the cab drop on the concrete floor
08:06i won't, bill
08:09it's off
08:11now for the other one
08:16boy, i must have put this one on real tight
08:20i'll have to get a pipe wrench
08:22and lead mighty careful, sonny
08:24i ain't anxious to visit the moon
08:28he's coming now, gray wolf
08:30here we go, fellas
08:31hey, don't say that, sonny
08:33i hope we ain't going nowhere
08:35me too
08:36i'll be real careful
08:41boy, this thing is really on there
08:45oh, i must have been super strong to jam that cap on that way
08:48be careful, sonny
08:49i'll be careful
08:52i'm sorry, fellas
08:54i just lost ten years of my life
08:56i didn't believe my mother when she told me i wouldn't live to be a hundred
09:02what's the matter, fellas?
09:04everybody's talking about you
09:06and me
09:07and me
09:08and me
09:09and me
09:10and me
09:11and me
09:12and me
09:13and me
09:14and me
09:15and me
09:16and me
09:17and me
09:18and me
09:19and me
09:20nobody ever says everybody's face is as white as a sheet
09:26i sure appreciate the way you fellas are taking this
09:30you could get real sore
09:32well, i almost killed all of you
09:34oh, forget it, hank
09:35this game of miss is as good as a mile
09:38we're used to close ones
09:40yeah, we sure are, sonny
09:42a narrow escape a day keeps you from getting hard in the artillery
09:46not good stuff, hank
09:47well, i got the cap loose
09:49fine let's measure the gas and find out if anything's left in the tanks
10:06deep brown there's a thousand gallons of gas left in each tank
10:10gotta pump it out
10:11you know we can't put an ordinary gas or electric pump near that garage the place
10:15it'll sky high
10:18no juice for a square mile
10:19I had it cut off
10:21that's part of plan A
10:23I understand chief
10:25you must have an explosion proof high speed centrifugal pump
10:29yeah we got one bill, we're good to go
10:31fine, we'll attach a good long hose onto it and run it from here to the tank
10:36the pump should lift the gas don't you think? No, no doubt about it Bill
10:39let the gas run down the storm sewer and out into the river
10:42I think you've got something there Bill
10:44I'll get it set up right away
10:46gotta get all the gas out of the tank so we can
10:49or else it'll all run into the basement of the bank
11:02I've got all the residents out of this area Bill
11:04that's fine Cal
11:05special police and state troopers have this place blocked off for a mile around
11:10we've got some more men patrolling the streets where the storm sewers run down to the river
11:13good work Cal
11:15how about the river?
11:16what about it Bill?
11:17well we can't let the gasoline catch fire on the river
11:21that'll have to be guarded too
11:22until the gas gets a chance to disperse itself
11:25never thought of that
11:27don't have any more men even if I had thought of it
11:31well deputize some of the men of the town
11:33I know they'd be glad to help out
11:35now you're making with the ideas Bill
11:37I'll get right on it
11:46what do we do now Bill?
11:48that's about all there is to do Braywolfe
11:50wait
11:51you said it sonny
11:53fire engines are flooding the sewers which are taking the gas down to the river
11:57the boys are pumping the gas storage tanks out as fast as they can
12:01the sheriff has the place surrounded with men
12:04all the folks are out of the buildings around this area
12:07electricity and cooking gas have been shut off
12:10that's about all there is to be done I reckon
12:13not quite sonny
12:15now all we can do is wait until the gas has all gone down to it
12:19that's about the size of it fellas
12:22hey what's that newspaper man doing?
12:24he's going to bank to take pictures
12:26we gotta stop him before he flashes that phone
12:28he could blow the whole place a mile high
12:30come on let's get him
12:31come back here
12:32hey yo
12:33hey wait
12:34don't take pictures
12:35hey wait up
12:36what's the matter rangers
12:37geez I'd do something wrong
12:38not yet
12:39take the flash bulb out of that flash gun
12:41what do you mean?
12:42that's a big story
12:43take it out
12:44okay okay you don't need to get sore about it
12:47you ought to know better than to take a flash picture with all the gas fumes around here
12:51not right
12:52you said that bulb you could blow the whole place up
12:54do you really think a flash bulb could do that?
12:57I do if you got close enough to bank to take picture like you set out to do
13:01well I'll be a horned toad
13:04I never gave it a thought
13:06I'm sorry rangers I didn't mean to start anything
13:08oh forget it
13:09we know you didn't do it on purpose
13:11you better save your picture taking until after the gas fumes have cleared on
13:14why you said it
13:16I don't want to get blown to bits
13:18nor do I want to be the cause of a thing like that
13:20I'll see you later
13:21okay bye
13:22bye
13:23say my name's Burt Campbell
13:25may I have an exclusive story from you later on when you have time?
13:28sure thing
13:29that's a promise
13:30thanks
13:31you know I ain't gonna have a black hair left on my head before this thing is over
13:37if that flash bulb had gone off you wouldn't have any hair left on your head stumpy
13:42I'd be thankful even if they're gray
13:45he he he
13:46it's like I always said
13:48the gray hair on the head is worth six a fella ain't got
13:52ha ha
13:53let's go find out how much gas is left in the storage tanks
14:07they say there's 400 gallons left in the first tank Barney
14:17right that's what the stick says Bill
14:19how much in this one Hank?
14:21there's just about 400 in this one too Bill
14:23closer to 375
14:25there's still a lot of gas in there Bill
14:27800 gallons in the two tanks
14:29right
14:30that's 1200 less than before
14:32I'd say we were doing alright
14:34four maybe five more hours should empty tanks be
14:37right gray wolf
14:39the gas shouldn't be leaking into the basement of the bank quite as rapidly as it was
14:44boy I'd give my right arm to know how those tanks got to leaking
14:48they're welded and supposed to be leak proof
14:50well things like this happen in the best of families Hank
14:53as long as nobody gets hurt it'll be alright
14:56let's go outside and see how the boys are coming along
15:04it's a good thing we got a reservoir of water to draw from Bill
15:12we pumped enough water to flood a lake
15:15yeah imagine you have Chief Brown
15:17I'm proud of the way you and your men swung into action
15:20thanks Bill we try to do a top notch job all the time
15:24Cal I want to thank you too
15:26you organized a police chain in record time
15:28evacuated the residents of this area quickly
15:31thanks Bill we're only as good as our commander you know
15:34thanks Cal commander is only as good as his men
15:38thanks to both of you men we avoided a disaster
15:41I'm sure we have everything under control now it's only a matter of time before we can all go home
15:45say Bill here come Ed Banker he look plenty worried
15:49worried? he looks plumb and jasperated
15:52what's the matter Ed?
15:54you look like you lost your last friend
15:57I have Bill
15:58I just talked to the state banking chief and he says I gotta pay money on demand or
16:02I'll be technically insolvent gas or no gas
16:06is that right?
16:08hasn't the man got any sympathy for the condition of your building?
16:11well actually he's right Bill
16:14I'm holding other people's money and we can't expect business in this town to drop dead
16:18just because I had an unfortunate experience
16:21I see
16:23well don't worry we'll think of something
16:25don't worry that's easy for you to say
16:28you're not the banker I got a building full of gas fumes
16:31and you say don't worry
16:32have I ever let you down before Ed?
16:35no I guess you haven't Bill
16:37but how are you gonna get the gas fumes out of the bank building?
16:40it'll take weeks
16:41it'll take weeks before they'll be gone alright
16:44I'll have the building almost rid of them before morning
16:47Bill I can't believe it
16:48it sounds like a fairy tale
16:50well this will be one fairy tale come true
16:53Chief Brown let's get to a phone and call the fire commissioner at San Francisco
17:12that's the whole story commissioner
17:14may we borrow your ventilating equipment?
17:17you most certainly can Bill
17:19I'll have the trucks and equipment loaded into a flying box car and on its way to you in half an hour
17:23ah many thanks commissioner
17:25you don't know how much we appreciate this
17:27think nothing of it
17:29you've helped us fight forest fires out here in California
17:32oh by the way Bill
17:34yes sir
17:35do you know how to run the equipment?
17:37no come to think of it I don't
17:40but I'll figure it out
17:41oh no that'll take precious minutes
17:43I'll send a man along to set it up for you and tell you how to run it
17:47thanks again commissioner
17:48we're deeply grateful
17:50I'll be waiting for the plane with a crew of men
17:52it'll be on its way in half an hour or less
17:54goodbye
17:55goodbye
17:57let's get a crew of men and get out of the airport Chief Brown
18:18where's ranger Bill Jefferson?
18:41I'm he Captain
18:42I'm Captain Matthews
18:43I'm Mr. Jefferson
18:44I'm on the commissioner's staff
18:45glad to meet you Captain
18:47this is Chief Brown
18:48hello Captain
18:50the crew of the flying box car is opening the cargo hatch
18:53as soon as they've got the ramp down we can unload the equipment
18:56we've got two converted hose trucks carrying the air pumps
18:58how about the portable canvas air ducts Captain?
19:01we'll need two large trucks for those
19:03we brought all we had
19:04ah fine
19:05we've got two large trucks here
19:07we'll start loading as soon as the fire trucks are off the plane
19:09wonderful
19:10they're putting the ramp down now
19:12we've got 30 men
19:13they'll have the plane unloaded in short order
19:16then we'll go to the bank and set the equipment to work
19:19so we can put some fresh air into the building
19:35open that basement grating carefully fellas
19:38the spark can still be disastrous
19:40ah we be careful Bill
19:42you said it sonny
19:44give it a tug Gray Wolf
19:46okay I try
19:48hmm that's stuck
19:49must be rusted
19:51this is worse than opening an old tin can
19:55you would think it's something appropriate to say something
19:59there
20:00now we put canvas air duct into basement
20:03right
20:04the boys have the other ducts set up in the doorway
20:07we can start pumping fresh air at once
20:14hey that there contraption blows quite a gale sonny
20:17it's a good thing I brought fresh stickum for my wig
20:20ah plenty of fresh air is coming to the building now
20:23yes Gray Wolf
20:24grumpy
20:25this portable ventilating equipment is doing the trick
20:28you go back in the rear of the building
20:30you almost pass out from the gas fumes
20:32as they come billowing out the windows and doors
20:34you have plenty of good idea Bill
20:36no I don't
20:37I've got plenty of good idea
20:39I've got plenty of good idea
20:41I've got plenty of good idea
20:43I've got plenty of good idea Bill
20:44I don't say you did Gray Wolf
20:46Bill do you really think Ed Banger will be able to get in here in the morning to do business
20:51yes I do old timer
20:53may not be able to work in here but at least he can get at his records in the vault
20:57much in this one Hank
20:59there's just about 400 in this one too Bill
21:02closer to 375
21:03there's still a lot of gas in there Bill
21:05800 gallons in the two tanks
21:07right
21:08that's 1200 less than before
21:10I'd say we were doing all right
21:12four maybe five more hours should empty tanks be
21:15right Gray Wolf
21:17the gas shouldn't be leaking into the basement of the bank quite as rapidly as it was
21:22boy I'd give my right arm to know how those tanks got to leaking
21:26they're welded and supposed to be leak proof
21:28well things like this happen in the best of families Hank
21:31as long as nobody gets hurt it'll be all right
21:34let's go outside and see how the boys are coming along
21:42it's a good thing we got a reservoir of water to draw from Bill
21:50we pumped enough water to flood a lake
21:53yeah imagine you have Chief Brown
21:55I'm proud of the way you and your men swung into action
21:58thanks Bill we try to do a top-notch job all the time
22:02Cal I want to thank you too
22:04you organized a police chain in record time
22:06evacuated the residents of this area quickly
22:09thanks Bill
22:10we're only as good as our commander you know
22:12thanks Cal
22:13the commander is only as good as his men
22:16thanks to both of you men we avoided a disaster
22:19I'm sure we have everything under control now
22:21it's only a matter of time before we can all go home
22:23say Bill here come Ed Banker
22:25he looked plenty worried
22:27worried?
22:28he looks plumb and jasperated
22:30what's the matter Ed?
22:32you look like you lost your last friend
22:34I have Bill
22:35I just talked to the state banking chief
22:37and he says I gotta pay money on demand
22:39or I'll be technically insolvent
22:41gas or no gas
22:43is that right?
22:45hasn't the man got any sympathy for the condition of your building?
22:49well actually he's right Bill
22:51I'm holding other people's money
22:53and we can't expect business in this town to drop dead
22:55just because I had an unfortunate experience
22:58I see
23:00well don't worry we'll think of something
23:03don't worry?
23:04that's easy for you to say
23:06you're not the banker
23:07I got a building full of gas fumes
23:09and you say don't worry
23:10have I ever let you down before Ed?
23:13no I guess you haven't Bill
23:15but how are you gonna get the gas fumes out of the bank building?
23:18it'll take weeks
23:19it'll take weeks before they'll be gone alright
23:22I'll have the building almost rid of them before morning
23:25Bill I can't believe it
23:26it sounds like a fairy tale
23:28well this will be one fairy tale come true
23:31Chief Brown let's get to a phone
23:33and call the fire commissioner at San Francisco
23:49that's the whole story commissioner
23:52may we borrow your ventilating equipment?
23:54you most certainly can Bill
23:56I'll have the trucks and equipment loaded into a flying box car
23:59and on it's way to you in half an hour
24:01ah many thanks commissioner
24:03you don't know how much we appreciate this
24:05think nothing of it
24:07you've helped us fight forest fires out here in California
24:10oh by the way Bill
24:12yes sir?
24:13do you know how to run the equipment?
24:15no come to think of it I don't
24:18but I'll figure it out
24:19no no that'll take precious minutes
24:21I'll send a man along to set it up for you
24:23and tell you how to run it
24:25thanks again commissioner
24:26we're deeply grateful
24:28I'll be waiting for the plane with a crew of men
24:30it'll be on it's way in half an hour or less
24:32goodbye
24:33goodbye
24:35let's get a crew of men and get out of the airport Chief Brown
24:58where's Ranger Bill Jefferson?
25:19I'm he Captain
25:20and I'm Captain Matthews
25:21and Mr. Jefferson
25:22I'm on the commissioner's staff
25:23glad to meet you Captain
25:25this is Chief Brown
25:26hello Captain
25:27the crew of the flying box car is opening the cargo hatch
25:30as soon as they've got the ramp down we can unload the equipment
25:33we've got two converted hose trucks carrying the air pumps
25:36how about the portable canvas air ducts Captain?
25:38we'll need two large trucks for those
25:40we brought all we had
25:41oh fine
25:42we've got two large trucks here
25:44we'll start loading as soon as the fire trucks are off the plane
25:47wonderful
25:48they're putting the ramp down now
25:49we've got thirty men
25:51they'll have the plane unloaded in short order
25:53then we'll go to the bank and set the equipment to work
25:56so we can put some fresh air into the building
26:12open that basement grating carefully fellas
26:15the spark can still be disastrous
26:17uh-huh
26:18we be careful Bill
26:19you said it sonny
26:21hey give it a tug Gray Wolf
26:23okay I'll try
26:26that's stuck
26:27must be rusted
26:29this is worse than opening an old tin can
26:33you would think it's something appropriate to say something
26:37there
26:38now we put canvas air duct into basement
26:40right
26:41the boys have the other ducts set up in the doorway
26:44they can start pumping fresh air at once
26:56hey that there contraption blows quite a gale sonny
26:59it's a good thing I brought fresh stickum for my wings
27:02plenty of fresh air has come into the building now
27:04yes Gray Wolf
27:05grumpy
27:06this portable ventilating equipment is doing the trick
27:09you go back in the rear of the building
27:11you almost pass out from the gas fumes
27:13as they come billowing out the windows and doors
27:15you have plenty of good idea Bill
27:17I don't say you did Gray Wolf
27:19Bill
27:20I don't say you did
27:22I don't say you did Gray Wolf
27:24Bill
27:25do you really think Ed Banker will be able to get in here in the morning to do business
27:29yes I do old timer
27:31he may not be able to work in here
27:33but at least he can get at his records in the vault
27:36he can do business temporarily in the empty store across the street if necessary
27:40ah that make him happy
27:41I wonder if him there gas tanks have run dry yet sonny
27:45well they should have
27:46let's find out
27:52what's in this one Hank
27:58there's just about 400 in this one too Bill
28:01closer to 375
28:03there's still a lot of gas in there Bill
28:05800 gallons in the two tanks
28:06right
28:07that's 1200 less than before
28:09I'd say we were doing alright
28:11four maybe five more hours should empty tanks be
28:15right Gray Wolf
28:16the gas shouldn't be leaking into the basement of the bank quite as rapidly as it was
28:22boy I'd give my right arm to know how those tanks got to leaking
28:25they're welded and supposed to be leak proof
28:27well things like this happen in the best of families Hank
28:30as long as nobody gets hurt it'll be alright
28:33let's go outside and see how the boys are coming along
28:46it's a good thing we got a reservoir of water to draw from Bill
28:49we pumped enough water to flood a lake
28:52yeah imagine you have Chief Brown
28:54I'm proud of the way you and your men swung into action
28:57thanks Bill we try to do a top notch job all the time
29:01Cal I want to thank you too
29:03you organized a police chain in record time
29:05evacuated the residents of this area quickly
29:08thanks Bill
29:09we're only as good as our commander you know
29:11thanks Cal
29:12the commander's only as good as his men
29:15thanks to both of you men we avoided a disaster
29:19I'm sure we have everything under control now
29:21it's only a matter of time before we can all go home
29:23say Bill here come Ed Banker
29:25he look plenty worried
29:26worried?
29:27he looks plum exasperated
29:30what's the matter Ed?
29:32you look like you lost your last friend
29:34I have Bill
29:35I just talked to the state banking chief
29:37and he says I gotta pay money on demand or
29:39I'll be technically insolvent
29:41gas or no gas
29:43is that right?
29:45that's the man Bill

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