ダウンタウンDX 2024年8月29日 夏のグチ祭ＮＥＷＳ増田ロンブー淳パンサー向井ゆいP参戦
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00:00Kon'yo wa natsu no DETOX matsuri desu!
00:0719 nen buri desu!
00:10Aburo!
00:15Nanka yaraka shimashita!
00:17Zettai yaraka shimashita!
00:18Ore de 19 nen kakatteru ne, Ryo-san wa ato 19 nen kakatteru ne!
00:24Nanka staff ni yaraka shitan janai?
00:28Nanka chotto...
00:35Tonya wa higoro no uppun wo hakidashite, storesu wo hassan saseru ichijikan!
00:42Kyou hontou ni iu no yameyou to omottan da!
00:44Manager ga iu no yameru no yameyou to omottan da!
00:46Kyou...
00:47Ume-chan wo tomiro!
00:49Manager stop ga kakatta buchigire episode mo omowase porori!
00:54Tomura Hoshi!
00:55SNS no hibou chuushou aise to no yaritori mondai koukai!
00:59Chouhou kaiji seiki wa mazu de kiku kara!
01:04Yusuke Masuda Rock!
01:05Wakasugiru kodawari ni tomodomo o aze!
01:08Kirei ni hagashite...
01:09Nani sore?
01:10Shiranendanda!
01:11Shichousha no minasan mo kyoukan dekiru!
01:13Nichijou no sumannete ga mousai desu!
01:17Ikimashou!
01:18Saisho no tema gochira!
01:20Kaimono de no moyamoya de!
01:23Minasan no kaimono de no guchi wo ichiran ni shite orimasunde gorakudasai!
01:27Douzo!
01:28Konna kanji de gozaimasu!
01:31Ichiban ue no netto shampoo osusume tte iu no ga dare desu ka?
01:36Kore boku nandesu kedo...
01:38Netto de kaimono suru toki...
01:41Shirabetari suru to...
01:43Ikka shirabetari suru to...
01:44Sore no koukoku bakkari detekuru janai?
01:48Shaver chotto ki ni naru kaou ka nante...
01:50Shirabetari zutto detekite...
01:52Katta no ni zutto detekuru desu!
01:54Katta no ni...
01:57Nando mo kaerikaeru mon demo nai desu!
02:00Nando katta no ni kore ga zutto detekurun desu!
02:04Netazukuri no tame ni...
02:06Joshi no haratatsu koto toka...
02:08Joshi ga otoko ni kou omotteru...
02:10Motenai otoko ni kou omotteru...
02:12Netazukuri no tame ni shirabeteru to...
02:14Boku no koto...
02:15Josei to hanbetsu shite...
02:17Kosume no koukoku bakkari detekiru!
02:19Joshi baka de shiraberu to...
02:21Joshi no koto baka de shiraberu to...
02:23Joshi da to omochatteru...
02:24Kashikoi no ka baka na no ka wakannai desu...
02:27Boku wa kono mae camp ni iku toki ni...
02:30Yakuari buntan shite...
02:31Ore shokki toka...
02:32Osara toka...
02:34Niku toka wo tantou suru de tsute...
02:36Osara toka wo netto de kattan desu yo...
02:38Kamikopu wo katta toki ni...
02:42Saizu toka ga yoku wakannai desu...
02:44Sugoi!
02:47Shiro ni shiro da shi...
02:49Onsu tte iwarete mo yoku wakannai shi...
02:51Kekka campjou de sono danboru aketara...
02:53Konna chicchan!
02:55Kenryou saizu mitai da...
02:57Shiin no yatsu da ne...
02:59Shiiin no yatsu...
03:04Issho ni itteru no kouhai dakara...
03:06Kore tanonan no...
03:07Hatsushisan nan no...
03:08Iizurai...
03:10Nenrei kakaneru to...
03:11Kono ryo shika...
03:13Baka ni sarete...
03:18Self Reji...
03:20Self Reji tte...
03:22Hamada-san, Self Reji tte tsukatta koto arimasu?
03:24Yamete'n no ka?
03:26Nani sen'nayo?
03:28Super tte ikanasou...
03:32Self Reji tte...
03:34Sugoi benri de yoku tsukaundesu kedo...
03:36Osake katta toki ni...
03:38Nenrei kaknin suru janai desu ka...
03:40Sore dake jinriki to iu ka...
03:43Yobanakya ikenai tte iu no ga...
03:45Kore chotto donika naranai no ka na tte itsumo...
03:49Shikamo kekko shibaraku matsundesu yo...
03:53Wakarimasu ne...
03:54Watashi...
03:55Nani wo kakusou?
03:56Watashi...
03:57Super no reji uchou yatteta jiki ga arimashite...
04:00Dakara reji no...
04:01Tosu speed ga hanpanai desu kuchi...
04:02SHAN! SHAN!
04:03Hontou...
04:04Okyakusan ni maikai homerareru levelu...
04:07Moyashi wo goko kao to suru janai desu ka...
04:09Goko toosu no mendokusai janai desu ka...
04:11Kosu botan tte iru no ga arun desu yo ne...
04:13Plus botan...
04:14Sore wo gokai oseba...
04:15Goko katte koto ni naru desu yo...
04:17Sore de...
04:18Chotto...
04:19Sono oto wo kikasetakute minna ni...
04:23Choushi notte...
04:24Oshisugichatte...
04:25Hachiko kurai made ikuchau desu yo...
04:28Sou naruto...
04:29Herasu toki wa...
04:30Sore koto juugyouin-san yobanakya ikenai...
04:33Herasu toki wa...
04:34Hoshi ni hoshi na no ka...
04:36Sou suru to...
04:37Sugoi rampu natte...
04:38Koitsu majide...
04:40Koi...
04:41Uchibou no kakete yo...
04:43Sou nan desu yo...
04:44Teien wo yobou to suru to...
04:46Jikan kakaru tte iru no mo arun desu kedo...
04:48Ore no baai dato...
04:49Nanka konna dekai yatsu ga...
04:51Nanka sugoi...
04:52Escape no me de...
04:53Miteru zo...
04:55Tendai kankyo hajimaru desu yo...
04:57Omae ike yo...
04:58Dare ga hikun de...
04:59Dare ga hikun de...
05:01Dakara sugei jikan kakaru desu yo...
05:03Wakarimasu yo...
05:04Yoshitsuke ya...
05:05Yoshitsuke ya...
05:06Ya kore...
05:07Hontoni haratatsu to iu ka...
05:09Omae haratatte bakkaru desu...
05:12Terebiteru hakiwari ga haratatteru kara na...
05:14Osake wo kaun ja naisu ka warito...
05:17Teien san yobu to...
05:19Shinadashi shiteru teien san ga kite kureru desu kedo...
05:21Self-regi ga dounyuu sareru mae no teien san wa...
05:24Sumimasen omatashimashita...
05:25Mitai na...
05:26Kanji de kite kureteta no ni...
05:27Self-regi ga aru koto ni yori...
05:29Iku koto wa nai nda to omotte...
05:30Shinadashi shiteru kara sa...
05:32Yobu to...
05:33Hai...
05:35Fukigen ni naru...
05:37Self-regi ga nakereba...
05:38Fukigen ni naru koto ni...
05:40Yoru ne...
05:41Self-regi no sen de...
05:42Ikanakute ii mon da to omotte...
05:44Meccha wakaru wa...
05:45Chotto matte...
05:46Haitte koi yo...
05:50Self-regi ga...
05:51Self-regi ga...
05:52Self-regi ga...
05:53Self-regi ga...
05:54Self-regi...
05:55Ore shiranai kara sa...
05:57Haitte henda koto iu no mo nandakedo...
05:59Renrei kagarin wa harakatatsu ne...
06:01Hontoni kanbei shite hoshii...
06:04Ore wa juuhachi ni mieru ka?
06:09Sake kattari, tabako kattari...
06:10Seru ja nai!
06:12Sou suru to shimasen ga...
06:13Ano botan...
06:14Botan osuna!
06:15Yubi wa motten da yo!
06:17Yubi wa...
06:18Botan osu koto mo wakatten da yo!
06:19Tada ore wa...
06:20Juuhachi ni mieru ka?
06:21Tsutte...
06:22Soshitara omae no koto de...
06:24Nantoka shirai...
06:25Hazukashii daro!
06:26Sora sora sora...
06:27Nagajyuu yon no jiji ga...
06:28Wakatte...
06:34Yofuku no TAG!
06:35Kore dare desu ka?
06:36Kore boku desu.
06:37Yofuku wo katta toki ni...
06:39Kubi no toko no TAG ni...
06:41Shouhin no nedan toka...
06:43Brand no TAG toka tsuite te...
06:45Kocchi no...
06:46Sendaku shiroi no TAG ni toko ni mo...
06:48Anzenpin de TAG...
06:49Kitte...
06:50Suteru yatsu...
06:51Are...
06:52Ookunai kara...
06:55Somosomo...
06:56Eko no jidai toka dashi...
06:58Iranakunai kara...
06:59TAG...
07:00Wakaru...
07:01Designer-san ga brand no TAG made...
07:03Design shiterun da na to omottara...
07:04Motte kaette kichau to...
07:05Boku mo sutere nain desu.
07:08Dakara tsukenaide kurereba ii no ni na to omottara.
07:10Ore dakara zenbu kitte morau you ni shite desu yo.
07:15Iranainde kitte moratte ii desu ka?
07:17Kitte moratte...
07:18Shimau toki ni...
07:19Kore iremasu?
07:20Irenai yo!
07:28Katta toki ni kami de tsutsunde kurete...
07:30Teipe de tomatte iru mitai na no mo...
07:31Omise no nanka...
07:33Logo ga haiteru desu ka?
07:34Are mo yabuku no naka e da kara...
07:35Kirei ni hagashite...
07:37Shabuse yasashii ne.
07:38Nani sore?
07:39Saikin wa mou hontou iya dakara...
07:41Kite kaerimasu tte.
07:44Tamani uwagi niko kite kaeru desu.
07:51Megane shopu tte dare desu ka?
07:53Boku desu kedo...
07:54Megane toka sangurasu toka...
07:56Hoshii na to omotta toki ni...
07:57Megane shopu iku ja naisu ka?
07:59Soshitara...
08:00Fureimu tennai ni...
08:02Mecha mecha...
08:03Aru desho...
08:05Sen shurui ijou aru desu yo...
08:07Son naka kara...
08:08Ikko erabu no mo...
08:09Cho taihennan desu kedo...
08:11Sore wo ikko erande...
08:12Reji ittara...
08:13Kondo lensu wo...
08:14Kizu ni tsuyoi type toka...
08:16Chotto buatsui toka...
08:18Gurure to katto mitai na no ka...
08:20So sanju shurui ijou eraberu desu yo...
08:23Sangurasu dattara...
08:24Color variation de...
08:25Ima hyaku yonju shurui...
08:26Ima hyaku yonju shurui...
08:302 jikan, 3 jikan de...
08:32Best eraberu desu ka?
08:34Eranda shunkan kara...
08:36Nanka chigaun ja nai ka?
08:39Motto ii no ga arun ja nai ka?
08:42Kakete ttara...
08:43Tagu no hanashi wa nai desu kedo...
08:45Koko toka ni tagu tsuite...
08:49Are de miau wake ga...
08:51【Echo bag】
08:53めがねエナジーがむずかしすぎる!
08:57エコバッグは誰ですか?
08:59これ僕ですね。エコバッグ。
09:01やっぱり今このエコの時代で
09:03エコバッグ推奨してるし
09:05あとレジ袋もちょっとね
09:06プラゴミを少なくしようみたいな感じで
09:08こんだけ世の流れがエコバッグを捨てて
09:11それに乗って持ってってるのに
09:13やれ!レジの定員さんが
09:15こっちが大量に物を買った時に
09:17エコバッグにひっしこいて詰めてると
09:19ものすごい冷たい目で見てくるんですよ
09:21意地を学んでたりすると
09:23はよせいや!みたいな
09:25すごいそれがもうもやもやしてて
09:27世の流れ今こうだよ!と
09:31そっちサイドがエコバッグをしろって言ってるのに
09:34なんでそっちサイドが切れてんの?みたいな
09:36ちょっと煽られてる感じがして
09:38自分の中でも煽りレジのレベルがあって
09:42まずレベル1の人はもう完全に無なんすよ
09:44もう何にも手伝ってくれない
09:46もっと最上級レベルになると
09:48爪とかいじり出すんですよ
09:51これどういう職業?と思ったら
09:55いいことで詰め隠されるわ
09:57意味わかんない
09:59何で爪いじる時間なの?みたいな
10:01すごいそれがもやもやしてて
10:04デパートの扉ってもう
10:06だるない?
10:08本当に細かいんですけど
10:10デパートの扉ってやけに重くないですか?
10:12重くてでかくて
10:14確かに
10:16あれみんなリリー形式でつないでるんですよね
10:18開いてるわけじゃないから
10:20重たい扉を開けて
10:22次の人が来るのを見計らって
10:24そのタイミングで外して
10:26次の人がその状態で持つ
10:28それがずっと続いてくんですけど
10:30たまにそれを無視してスッて入ってくるやつがいて
10:32ちょっと一回やってもらってもいいですか?
10:34矢口さんとか
10:36そのデパートで
10:38扉で
10:40こうですね
10:42こう開いてるんですよ
10:44こう私が押さえてます
10:46今までの受け継いでね
10:48こうしてます
10:50ここを本当はこうやっていかなきゃいけない
10:52こうやって
11:04よういけるのなんか弟
11:06なんかやり慣れてましたよね
11:08いやいやいや
11:10いやいやいや
11:12続いてのテーマはこちら
11:14飲食店のここはちょっと嫌
11:16はいはいはい
11:18タッチパネル注文
11:20これ誰?
11:22あら出た
11:24これだけは完備してほしい
11:26その時に出す札じゃない
11:28いいじゃない
11:30いいじゃない
11:32いいじゃない
11:34いいじゃない
11:36自分に分かる
11:38私です
11:40タッチパネルって今どのお店行ってもそうなんだけど
11:42こういうやつさ
11:44タッチパネル
11:46タッチパネル
11:48こういうやつで注文するじゃない
11:50注文するもん色々
11:52項目があってさ
11:54分からないじゃない
11:56俺ネギ嫌いなんだよ
11:58俺ネギ入るともう春が経つんだ
12:00だから
12:02ネギ抜きがいつも行くと
12:04ネギ入って頼むんだけどさ
12:06ネギ抜きがないのよ
12:08店員に言うのよ
12:10お姉ちゃん
12:12お姉ちゃん
12:14ネギ抜きあると
12:16それでやってください
12:18やってくださいって
12:20項目がないだろって
12:22接客したくないな
12:24スマホ
12:26スマホで注文するやつ
12:28クチャクチャ
12:30ピコンってやる
12:32QRコードの
12:34クチャクチャ悪いからすごいよね
12:36あれはもうやめてほしいと
12:38まあね
12:40ジジイのやつがいいわ
12:42アズシはどうなの
12:44便利なんでタッチパネルのほうが
12:46いいとは思うんですけど
12:48僕カルボナーラ好きなんですけど
12:50辛いのが苦手なんで
12:52黒コショウはのせないでほしい
12:54腹立つ
12:56腹立つでしょ
12:58僕は辛いの苦手してますよね
13:00辛いの食べれないんですから
13:02甘口でも
13:04めちゃくちゃつめ回してるからカレー屋を
13:06カレー屋さんをずっと探してる
13:08でも俺は辛いの苦手だから
13:10ほんと迷惑だった
13:12辛いの嫌だし
13:14嫌だし
13:16良かれと思ってね
13:18カルボナーラも黒コショウ別添えで
13:20欲しくてだけど項目がないから
13:22行くんですよわざわざ
13:24すいませんですカルボナーラ食べたんですけど
13:26黒コショウを抜いて欲しくて
13:28タッチパネルでやってくださいみたいなこと言われましたけど
13:30何位でしたか
13:32概要欄
13:34わざわざ来た人に対してそんなこと言うから
13:38今日本当に言うのやめようと思ったんだけど
13:40マネージャーが言うのやめろやめろ
13:42今日経験してきたんだ
13:44中華食べに行って
13:46動物じゃねえや機械か
13:48動物?
13:50動物と機械全然違う
13:52猫のやつ
13:54猫と違う
13:56猫とロボットとかありますよね
13:58それであんた
14:00持ってくるのかなと思ったら
14:02機械のロボットくんみたいなやつが
14:04くるくる回って
14:06これボタン押さないと
14:08組んねえねえ俺に
14:12こういうのがついてて
14:14これがパタッと倒れるんだけどさ
14:16取れないね
14:18ラーメン伸びるっつってる
14:20くるくる回る
14:24ここでそんなお怒りの梅澤さんに
14:26居酒屋さんのタッチパネル注文に
14:28挑戦してもらいます
14:30じゃあ一回このメンバーで
14:32飲みに行くみたいな飲みに来た感じで
14:34それ僕が伝えるんで
14:36押してもらっていいですか
14:38いいですか
14:40飲み物生の人
14:421,2,3,4,5
14:44生5
14:46生賞
14:48生賞
14:50生賞
14:52生賞なんかないもん
14:54じゃあとりあえず
14:56生を入れてください
14:58じゃあ全員生で
15:00言っただろさっき
15:02言った
15:08生賞が生になったら生6
15:10生6
15:12ハイボール
15:14今まだ何も
15:16ハイボール
15:18ハイボール
15:20まだハイボール
15:22まずはタバスできるんでしょ
15:24まさか早いでしょ
15:26頼みますだから生だから5で
15:28生5
15:30ハイボール
15:32ウーロン茶
15:34ウーロン茶
15:36パッと食べられるやつもやっぱ
15:38枝豆
15:40トントンいくね
15:42スピードメニュー枝豆
15:44冷やしトマトも
15:461個ぐらい
15:48ゴーヤンチャンブル
16:00ポテサラ
16:02ポテサラ1
16:04唐揚げ2
16:06鳥の唐揚げでいいんだね
16:10テンプラの無理やつあるけど
16:14駄目だこのやつ
16:18今の段階で金額を確認してください
16:22今いくらですか
16:24知らねえよ
16:369,420円
16:38I'm sweating so much.
16:45I want to go with you, Mr. Umezawa.
16:52Who is the leek expert?
16:54I'm the leek expert.
16:56Mr. Umezawa doesn't like leek that much.
17:00It's hard for him to talk about it.
17:02But I love leek.
17:04When I go to a yakiniku restaurant, I always order leek.
17:08I think leek has its own uniqueness.
17:13I try to grill it with leek on it.
17:17But I don't know how to grill it.
17:19No matter how I do it, it becomes charcoal.
17:26I don't want to waste it.
17:29But when it's done, it's just charcoal.
17:33If you don't waste it, you can't grill it well.
17:37You can't turn it over.
17:39You can't turn it over.
17:41If you try to grill it well, it doesn't work at all.
17:46I heard this from JOJOEN.
17:49Really?
17:50I heard how to grill it.
17:52Please take a look.
17:54How to grill JOJOEN style leek.
17:57First, cut the meat in half and wrap it with leek.
18:02Grill it one side at a time.
18:05By doing this, you can grill the inside.
18:09You can seal the meat and leek.
18:12It's beautiful.
18:14When the other side is grilled, it's done.
18:18It looks delicious.
18:22It's a good example.
18:25It's a high-grade meat, so you can wrap it.
18:29But when you go to a cheap restaurant, you can't wrap it.
18:32It's easier to wrap it.
18:36Who is this?
18:39It's me.
18:41Why are you laughing?
18:43Unexpected?
18:44Unexpected, right?
18:45It's you.
18:46You're mean.
18:48It's really you.
18:50What do you see?
18:52What do you see?
18:55It's you.
18:57It's difficult to adapt to the times.
19:00It's difficult to adapt to the times.
19:03If you make fun of me, it will be delicious.
19:06But if you make fun of me, I will be offended.
19:08It's difficult.
19:09It's difficult to adapt to the times.
19:11Please give me a large ramen.
19:13I like ramen, so I go to eat it.
19:17I usually order a large size.
19:20I bought a large size.
19:22The staff said,
19:24Our store has a large size.
19:27If you order a large size, it will be a lot.
19:32You should have written it from the beginning.
19:35If you say you want to eat it, you can't leave it.
19:38It's delicious, but it's confusing.
19:43I want you to make a standard for all ramen shops.
19:46Do you understand?
19:48If you say you want to eat ramen,
19:50Do you understand?
19:52He said it in a low voice.
19:54It's you.
19:56What do you see?
19:58Please say it.
20:00What do you see?
20:02It's a large ramen, right?
20:04It's amazing.
20:06It's amazing.
20:08It's amazing.
20:10It's amazing.
20:12It's a story about Ryo.
20:15I like rice, so I order rice.
20:19The size of the store's rice is not uniform.
20:24I ordered rice in the middle.
20:26It's like a small silver bowl.
20:29I don't know if it's fashionable.
20:31It's Korean style.
20:33There are a lot of small silver bowls.
20:35I'm hungry, so I'll order a large size.
20:37It's like a stupid bowl.
20:39It's amazing.
20:41The size of the store's rice is not uniform.
20:44Please make it uniform.
20:46I want you to make it uniform.
20:48The amount of rice is too large.
20:51It's a shame.
20:53It's a shame.
20:55Who is the right amount of shaved ice?
20:58It's very delicious.
21:00It's very delicious.
21:02I like it.
21:04It's a shame.
21:06It's very expensive.
21:08It's over 1,000 yen.
21:10If you make it half of this, it's about 500 yen.
21:13It's a shame.
21:15Everyone is complaining about the store.
21:19The store clerk is complaining about the customer.
21:23It's not that close.
21:25I'm curious.
21:27This time, the store clerk also got a detox.
21:31The customer is a little bit of a customer.
21:33The store clerk is in trouble.
21:36The store clerk said,
21:38Please give me the same drink.
21:40I don't know.
21:42What is the same as you?
21:46There are customers who can't eat it.
21:50I thought I'd leave it.
21:52I made it.
21:54I made it.
21:56It's a shame.
21:58It's a shame.
22:00It's a shame.
22:02When I go home, I'm glad to have a plate.
22:07But the glass is easy to break.
22:11If the glass is overlapped, it's dangerous.
22:15I'm afraid I'll get hurt.
22:17I'm grateful for that.
22:19The store clerk said,
22:22Please give me water.
22:24I said,
22:25It's for a few people.
22:27Most of the customers ordered it.
22:30Most of the customers ordered it.
22:33It's hard to lower the glass.
22:37There's a lot of stuff on the table.
22:40Cell phone, smart phone, wallet, watch.
22:44There's a lot of food on the table.
22:47There's a lot of food on the table.
22:50There's a lot of food on the table.
22:52There's a lot of food on the table.
22:56There's a lot of food on the table.
23:01There was a handsome male customer.
23:04He said he was a great guy.
23:06I was very happy.
23:08The next day, I brought a girl who was completely different from me.
23:12I was a little upset because I thought it was different from what I was saying.
23:16Say it to your face.
23:19That's all.
23:20The staff are in trouble.
23:23Everyone, please be careful.
23:25How do you feel about this?
23:27Do you feel like you're alive?
23:30It's for a few people.
23:33It's for a few people.
23:37I've been working part-time at a bar.
23:40I know how you feel.
23:42I'm sure you're handing me the glass.
23:46I'm sure you're handing me the glass.
23:50Why did you put your mouth on my glass?
23:54Why did you put your mouth on my glass?
23:59I'm so angry.
24:03I'm not sure why you're here.
24:07I'm the best drinker in the world.
24:11I'm the best drinker in the world.
24:15I'm the best drinker in the world.
24:16This time, Umezawa Tomio is the famous veteran!
24:20Soezimax Jun will teach him how to ride an electric kickboard!
24:24That's right.
24:25Noki Nami's manner is bad.
24:31The next theme is...
24:33I'm lost in the middle of a transportation.
24:36Please take a look at this.
24:41Who is this?
24:42This is me.
24:43When I'm on a bullet train or airplane,
24:48I usually put my luggage on my seat,
24:52but sometimes it's already open.
24:54I understand.
24:56I thought it was a family member's seat,
25:00but I didn't have a place to put my luggage.
25:02I was wondering what to do.
25:04When I opened the front seat, it was already open.
25:05The person in front of me was also sitting,
25:06so I put my luggage in the front seat.
25:08I was wondering if it would be okay to look at my luggage.
25:11When I was looking at my luggage,
25:13a member came in.
25:15I put my luggage in the trunk.
25:18He put his legs on my back.
25:27I thought my back was the ground.
25:32I thought it was a seat for me.
25:35I thought it was a seat for me.
25:39I thought it was a seat for me.
25:41I thought it was a seat for me.
25:44Who is this?
25:49This is my lunch box.
25:52This is delicious.
25:54I don't have any complaints.
25:56I don't have any complaints,
25:58but the chopsticks are short.
26:00The chopsticks are short.
26:02I understand.
26:03That's right.
26:05It's a chopsticks for children.
26:08It's hard to eat.
26:10When it comes to lunch boxes,
26:12there are a lot of rice grains on the lid.
26:16That's right.
26:18I don't want to leave a single grain of rice after eating.
26:21So I rub the bottom of the lunch box and eat it.
26:25The rice grains are all over the lunch box.
26:27That's right.
26:28The rice grains are all over the lunch box.
26:29When I asked Kiyoken about the chopsticks and the lid,
26:34The reason why the rice grains are on the lid of the lunch box
26:37is because it is a wooden container that adjusts the moisture of the food.
26:42The rice grains are on the lid because the lid absorbs moisture.
26:46That's why it doesn't get wet even if it gets cold.
26:49That's right.
26:51The reason why the chopsticks are short
26:53is because it is a size that fits in a lunch box.
26:59It fits in a lunch box.
27:01That's right.
27:03I understand how you feel.
27:06The size of the chopsticks that fit in a lunch box.
27:09Humans are short.
27:11By the way,
27:13there haven't been many inquiries about the chopsticks being short.
27:19There is no plan to make the chopsticks longer in the future.
27:24That's a shame.
27:26That's a shame.
27:28Mr. Kiyoken didn't say that.
27:32He didn't say that.
27:34He didn't say that.
27:36He didn't say that.
27:38The escalator at the station.
27:40Which one is this?
27:42I've been curious about this lately.
27:46When I went to Karuizawa the other day,
27:48there was a long line of people waiting for the bullet train.
27:52It was a long line of people waiting for the escalator.
27:57It was a long line of people waiting for the escalator.
27:59Everyone was using the left side of the escalator.
28:01I was using the right side of the escalator.
28:07Then, I was seen by everyone.
28:09I said,
28:11I said,
28:13I said,
28:15I said,
28:17I said,
28:19I said,
28:21I said,
28:23I said,
28:25I said,
28:27I said,
28:29I said,
28:31I said,
28:33I said,
28:35I said,
28:37I said,
28:39I said,
28:41I said,
28:43I said,
28:45I said,
28:47I said,
28:49I said,
28:51I said,
28:53Wow, that's amazing.
28:55He's a different type of Yamazaki.
28:57Now, the electric kickboard.
28:59Who is this?
29:00This is me.
29:02I think everyone will agree with this.
29:05There are a lot of people riding electric kickboards in the city right now.
29:10They have bad manners.
29:12I think it's because they're slow.
29:14If you really pull it, you'll get hurt.
29:16I know this one is a little heavier.
29:19I'm riding it very carefully.
29:21Some people are riding on the sidewalk.
29:23Some people are riding on the road.
29:25Some people are riding without a helmet.
29:27I really want you to be careful.
29:29This is very dangerous.
29:31I was expecting a motorcycle.
29:33But it turned out to be a pedestrian.
29:37I thought it was a pedestrian.
29:39But when I looked at it, it turned out to be a motorcycle.
29:42I won't forgive you if you change your mind.
29:45That's right.
29:47That's right.
29:50I think most people are driving cars.
29:53That's right.
29:54I think it's really scary.
29:56I just got out of the airport.
29:58I invested in a company called LOOP.
30:00I invested in it.
30:02I'll tell you all the opinions I have now.
30:06Please.
30:07Please.
30:08Please.
30:09Please.
30:10Please.
30:11I think it's painful.
30:13If you're here, I'll hit you.
30:15Please.
30:16It's really scary.
30:18Who is this?
30:19This is me.
30:21I often go to the local area every weekend.
30:25I don't know if airplanes are really fast.
30:30It's fast.
30:31I think it's fast.
30:33If you go to Hokkaido or Okinawa, you'll know.
30:35For example, when I go to Tohoku or Hiroshima,
30:38I want to take a plane.
30:40To take a plane at 7 o'clock,
30:42I have to arrive at the airport at 6 o'clock.
30:45I have to arrive at the airport at 6 o'clock.
30:47To arrive at the airport at 6 o'clock,
30:49I have to leave the house at 5 o'clock.
30:51To leave the house at 5 o'clock,
30:52I have to get up at 4 o'clock.
30:54It's fast.
30:55I see.
30:56Airplanes are fast.
30:57If you arrive at Hiroshima Airport in 1 hour and 20 minutes,
31:00it will take about 8 hours and 25 minutes.
31:03But the airport is a little far away.
31:06It takes an hour by taxi to get to the city of Hiroshima.
31:09It takes 9 hours and 40 minutes to get to the city of Hiroshima.
31:13On the other hand, it takes a long time to get to the Shinkansen.
31:16You can get on the Shinkansen at the last minute.
31:20You can get on the Shinkansen at the last minute.
31:22If you take the Shinkansen from here to Hiroshima Station,
31:25it takes 3 hours and 40 minutes.
31:27It takes the same time to get to the city of Hiroshima.
31:29It's close to the city of Hiroshima,
31:31so you can get to the city of Hiroshima as soon as you walk.
31:33Airplanes take 1 hour and 20 minutes to get to the city of Hiroshima,
31:36so you can't sleep.
31:37If you take the Shinkansen from here to Hiroshima,
31:40you will definitely wake up.
31:48You can sleep well on the Shinkansen for 3 hours and 40 minutes.
31:51In short, you can get the same amount of sleep as when you wake up at 8 o'clock.
31:57You can sleep at 8 o'clock.
31:59You can watch about two movies.
32:02I wonder if airplanes are fast.
32:07Why don't you make it a Shinkansen?
32:10I can't be so selfish.
32:14You don't have to be so selfish.
32:20After that, Uesoba goes to the movie theater.
32:26In addition, Hamada is in a bad mood because he has a lot of pets.
32:31I have wrinkles on my forehead.
32:37Next is this.
32:47What is this?
32:49What is a pet?
32:52Hamada, do you know what a pet is?
32:54What is a pet?
32:56It's a pet with a character on it.
33:00You can put this in.
33:04Isn't it very difficult to put this in?
33:08Can you put it in?
33:10At first, there was a separate cartridge.
33:14You pull that doll and put it in there.
33:18Children often ask me to buy it.
33:21Children often ask me to buy it.
33:23It's very difficult to put it in.
33:27It can be vertical.
33:29You can't put it in unless you touch it with your hand.
33:34No one says,
33:36No one says,
33:38I used to eat it when I was a kid.
33:41I miss it.
33:43You pull this and put it in.
33:48I see.
33:50This is really difficult.
33:52I've never been able to put it in well.
33:55I don't want you to touch it once.
33:57I don't want you to touch it once.
34:00Can I put it in without touching it?
34:02I'm just curious.
34:04I'm curious, too.
34:09I can't do it if I don't touch it all.
34:12I can't put it in.
34:15You can't put it in if you touch it all.
34:17I can't put it in.
34:19You can't put it in.
34:26I can put it in because I'm sitting down.
34:29It's really hard to put it in while standing.
34:32I can't put it in.
34:34I can't put it in while standing.
34:36I want you to put it in once.
34:40I want you to put it in once.
34:42I want you to put it in once.
34:44I see.
34:45Hamada, I think it's difficult.
34:48Can I try it?
34:50Hamada can do anything.
34:54I'm not interested in anything.
34:59I don't know.
35:01It's delicious.
35:03It's peeling off.
35:05It's peeling off.
35:07It's peeling off.
35:08It's peeling off.
35:12It's peeling off.
35:14I can't do it.
35:16I fell.
35:19It's peeling off.
35:21It's like a movie.
35:25It's like a movie.
35:28It's like a horror movie.
35:30It's scary.
35:32It's coming out.
35:34It's peeled off.
35:38Play something fun.
35:40The waitress was so loud, she said she had a lot of balls.
35:46She had a lot of balls?
35:47She said she had a lot of balls.
35:49Well, it's delicious.
35:53Selfie girls?
35:55Yes, it's me.
35:57Don't girls take a lot of selfies in the bathroom?
36:01They take a lot of selfies, right?
36:03The upper body in the bathroom...
36:05The upper body in the bathroom?
36:08You're so silly!
36:13Listen to me until the end!
36:18The mirror in the bathroom is big, right?
36:20I think it's because we don't have one at home.
36:22That's why we take a lot of selfies.
36:24It's a common thing for girls to do.
36:26They post it on social media.
36:28One time, I couldn't stand going to the bathroom in the movie theater.
36:33I'm pretty big.
36:36I'm pretty big.
36:41But it was in the middle of the movie, so no one was in the bathroom.
36:44I thought I could do it without worrying about the sound.
36:48I thought, All right!
36:50Then a woman said,
36:51Do you know? Girls do this, right?
36:53Do you know?
36:54I don't know.
36:56Don't you take a picture like this?
36:58It's not the time you're posing.
37:01What do you mean?
37:04What's the right answer?
37:06I don't know.
37:11There was a woman taking a picture in the movie theater.
37:15When she came out, she was still taking pictures.
37:18She loved herself so much.
37:20I don't know why she was doing that in the bathroom.
37:23When I saw her for the first time,
37:25I thought she was pooping.
37:28I thought she was pooping.
37:32Why are you in front of the mirror?
37:35As for the movie,
37:37I don't think there's anyone who looks great just by watching the movie.
37:45What do you mean?
37:46What's so great about it?
37:47You haven't seen that movie, have you?
37:51You haven't done anything creative.
37:55You just saw it.
37:57You don't usually watch movies.
38:00You just saw the movie.
38:03Why did you take a picture like that?
38:05Do you understand?
38:06Let me tell you a funny story.
38:09I went to see Agatha Christie's murder case.
38:14There was a couple in front of me.
38:16The man said to the woman,
38:17Do you know who the culprit is?
38:19I thought he was going to say that.
38:22I was quiet.
38:23But when I heard the truth,
38:24I was shocked.
38:30That's a long time ago.
38:32Shut up!
38:34He's a cheat.
38:36That's a long time ago.
38:39You can edit this, can't you?
38:43That's a long time ago.
38:45I've never seen Agatha Christie.
38:48That's a long time ago.
38:53Personal information input.
38:55Who is this?
38:56It's me.
38:57There's a lot of membership registration on cell phones and smartphones.
39:02You have to enter a lot of personal information.
39:05For example, a phone number.
39:07When you enter a cell phone number,
39:09It's like 090, 4 digits, 4 digits.
39:14There are three squares.
39:19If you enter 090,
39:21You have to press the next square.
39:24If you forget to enter the next one,
39:27You have to enter all the first squares.
39:31You have to put it in here.
39:34You have to press the next square and put it in the middle.
39:37After that, you have to press the next square and put it in.
39:40You have to put in a lot of effort.
39:42You have to put it in one square.
39:45You can put it in as it is.
39:47It's a company that doesn't have that kindness.
39:52I'm scared.
39:53The advertisement that comes out at that time is very small.
39:59It's like a trap.
40:01I made a mistake and saw it.
40:03I didn't try to press it.
40:06It's very thin.
40:07It's small in the upper right corner.
40:10It's like a size X.
40:12It's up or down.
40:14It's a big ad.
40:16It's a big ad.
40:18It's a big ad.
40:20It's a big ad.
40:22Tom's father will make a big announcement.
40:28I'll ask you for the information.
40:35Who is Egosawa?
40:37I'm Egosawa.
40:39Egosawa has many good and bad sides.
40:44I was most happy with Jun Soejima and Masaki Suda.
40:50There was a comment like that.
40:53It's like that.
40:55I don't know at all.
40:56Someone said it.
40:58I was very happy with that.
41:01I changed the way I looked in the mirror.
41:05I changed the way I looked in the mirror.
41:07I was happy.
41:08I was wondering what Masaki Suda would do.
41:11There were many comments that said,
41:15There were many comments that said,
41:19There were many comments that said,
41:24There were many comments that said,
41:31At the same time, Jun Soejima said,
41:35At the same time, Jun Soejima said,
41:43I'm sorry.
41:46I was asked to hold a morning information program.
41:49Yes.
41:50Mr. Embezo, what do you think?
41:52You don't have to worry about me.
41:55It's okay to think that it's popular even if it's written in a bad way.
41:59The hardest thing for us, the entertainers in the world, is to be ignored.
42:06That's why I told them during the live broadcast the other day.
42:08Don't reveal your name or anything.
42:11You can't just write whatever you want.
42:13I thought you guys had power, but it was a big mistake.
42:15I called you a son of a bitch.
42:18It's a live broadcast.
42:19It's a live broadcast.
42:20Son of a bitch.
42:22I'm really angry about that.
42:24I understand.
42:25When I was accused of defamation,
42:28I was going to apply for an information disclosure.
42:31I went to the lawyer and tried to move.
42:35I'm curious.
42:36I'm not going to let you die or kill me.
42:39I applied for an information disclosure, and I got there.
42:44I applied for medical fees and lawyer fees through the lawyer.
42:49Then I got a call from the law firm.
42:52I'm really sorry.
42:54I didn't think you'd see it.
42:56It's too expensive.
42:57Can you give me a little discount?
43:00What?
43:01The guy who said he was going to kill me.
43:03I'll give you a discount.
43:04Really?
43:05I can't give you a discount.
43:06Let's go to court.
43:08Then I said, let's go to court.
43:09Then I said, I'll pay you.
43:11Then I finally paid.
43:13You don't have to lose at all.
43:15I'm going to ask for an information disclosure.
43:19It's easy to understand.
43:20My manager made it an illustration.
43:23This is an easy-to-understand method.
43:27If you post this on SNS, you'll get rid of false accusations.
43:33First of all, you have to find out which provider it is.
43:38Then you ask X who this information is and what the number is.
43:44This is a possibility of a lie.
43:46Please say three times at the same time.
43:48This is called forced execution.
43:50If you don't give me the information soon, I'll ask for it for a day.
43:54You have to do this.
43:56You have to put pressure on X.
43:57If you don't put pressure on him, he won't give it to you right away.
43:59This is 4 and 5.
44:01You get the information from the provider.
44:05I see.
44:06You make a declaration to save the data for a long time.
44:08I see.
44:09You make a request.
44:10Then, when 4 is finally recognized, you find out the address.
44:14Then, you make a request to the provider.
44:18This is important.
44:20I'm an old man.
44:23I'm old.
44:24I'm old.
44:25You're right.
44:32This is the 30th anniversary of NERAX.
44:34This is a catch ball stadium.
44:39This is a team.
44:41This is also a team.
44:43If you win this team, you'll be our guest.
44:46If you win this team, you'll be our guest.
44:48I see.
44:49You'll be our guest.
44:53You can discuss with the team who will throw the ball.
44:57You can discuss with the team.
45:00Who will throw the ball?
45:03What's the result of the discussion?
45:05The blue team is Soejima, who is interested in basketball.
45:10And the red team is...
45:21I was told that it was Nagashima in Tohoku.
45:25I didn't know that.
45:27I heard that for the first time.
45:29I heard that for the first time.
45:32Soejima is an experienced basketball player.
45:35He will throw the ball from the special stage.
45:44The first player is Umezawa.
45:46Umezawa, how many points will you aim for?
45:49I'll aim for 50 points.
45:51Umezawa, how many points will you aim for?
45:53I'll aim for 50 points.
45:55I understand.
45:57I'll aim for 50 points.
45:58Nagashima, who is interested in Tohoku.
46:03Let's go.
46:15Umezawa, look at this.
46:18He was aiming for the ball.
46:24Nagashima, how many points will you aim for?
46:26I'll aim for 50 points.
46:29The actor is so cute.
46:32What's wrong?
46:33It's amazing that you can throw the ball so well.
46:36I'm scared.
46:38Nagashima, how many points will you aim for?
46:40I can score a goal if I aim for 50 points.
46:44Let's go.
46:46Let's go.
46:48I'm sorry.
46:53I didn't expect you to be so bad at controlling the ball.
46:56You are surprisingly bad at controlling the ball.
47:00I'm sorry.
47:01My muscles are stiffer than I thought.
47:04I'm sorry.
47:08Umezawa, how many points will you aim for?
47:10I'll aim for 50 points.
47:16Let's go.
47:26He scored 50 points.
47:28It's dangerous.
47:30The second attempt.
47:32Pin-chan is nervous.
47:37It's okay.
47:39Pin-chan and Cat-chan are nervous.
47:43Cat-chan is the most nervous.
47:45When I pressed the heart button, it didn't make a sound.
47:48I thought there was a plate.
47:53The second attempt.
47:54Get ready.
48:00He is so pathetic.
48:02He is terrible.
48:03He is a pathetic man.
48:05Is there anyone who is so tall and mentally weak?
48:08He is mentally weak.
48:10The third attempt.
48:12Umezawa, how many points will you aim for?
48:15I'll aim for 100 points.
48:20I'll aim for 50 points.
48:22I'll aim for 100 points.
48:30Umezawa, you'll aim for 50 points.
48:32I'll aim for 50 points.
48:34The fourth attempt.
48:40He is good.
48:42He scored 100 points.
48:46100 points.
48:48He is great.
48:50I'll aim for 50 points.
48:52You should aim for 50 points.
48:54You should aim for 50 points.
48:56You should aim for 50 points.
48:58You are not convincing.
49:00You are not convincing.
49:02That's weird.
49:06Can you aim for 50 points?
49:08I
49:38Don't know
49:48Thank you
50:08I
50:38Nice Emma, I'm not sure
50:41What does she want to leave in contest?
50:42Oh, yeah, thank you must kill watch him. God. How's that?
50:45I'm saying I just give you right over there. I can't go to my mom. You know, that's it myself
50:49Let's use CEO. You're kidding. Oh, so this baby. Go on. Good. I say
50:52Did you know to the glammy night? I got our fever. Hey, okay. Needy talk. Oh, my gosh