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00:30Tom! Lunch ready!
00:48Coming!
00:50Ow!
00:53Ow!
00:57Oh! What was that?
00:59Oh, Tom, you haven't done your back again.
01:01No, no, no.
01:03I've just been butted.
01:06Well, don't laugh.
01:09Goodbye.
01:10Well, it wasn't one of the chickens.
01:13It was that killer goat of ours.
01:15What? Little Geraldine?
01:17Little Geraldine. Rhinoceros in goat's clothing.
01:20I'd never have any trouble with her.
01:22Oh, no, you wouldn't, would you? All girls together.
01:24No.
01:26Why has she suddenly got so stroppy?
01:28Puberty.
01:30Oh, don't be ridiculous. Goats don't have puberty.
01:35Do they?
01:37Don't stare at me.
01:38Oh, dear. You don't have to go to America to see Disneyland.
01:40We've got it right here.
01:41Stop moaning and eat your lunch.
01:43It's a nice soup.
01:44Oh, smashing.
01:45I think it's this leek soup that's giving me these tremendous muscles, you know.
01:48Well, that's a shame, because it's not leek.
01:50It is.
01:52It's not?
01:54That's funny. I could have sworn I'd put some potatoes in there.
01:58You picked some leeks from the front garden.
02:00No, I didn't.
02:02Well, I didn't.
02:03So?
02:05I'm just saying I didn't pick any leeks from the front garden.
02:08Now, let's see. You didn't pick any leeks and I didn't pick any leeks.
02:12That's why we're having potato soup.
02:15No, no, no, no, no. You're missing the point. See?
02:17It's so obscure.
02:18Look, you haven't picked any leeks and I haven't picked any leeks, but there's some leeks missing.
02:22So what's happened to them?
02:24Are you sure?
02:25Am I sure?
02:26Is a shepherd sure when some of his flock go missing?
02:29I planted 96 leeks. There are now only 88. That's six short.
02:33Eight.
02:34I said eight.
02:37Perhaps they died.
02:38Perhaps the cat's been watering them.
02:42That would wither them. It wouldn't make them disappear. No.
02:44Somebody's been pinching them.
02:46Oh.
02:47Yeah. Maybe you ought to call the police.
02:48Well, I don't quite see the flying squad belting down here over eight leeks.
02:52Oh. Perhaps I've got a leek squad.
02:56They'd be Welsh.
02:57Yeah.
02:59Long way to come, isn't it?
03:01We won't bother.
03:03No, all right.
03:07Now, honestly, if the traffic in London gets much worse, it's simply going to grind to a halt.
03:11Do you know it took me 45 minutes to get across London Bridge this evening?
03:14Good Lord, that's 15 minutes more than last week.
03:17Yeah, and then to cap it all, just as I turned into the avenue,
03:19some stupid bitch on a Yamaha nearly took my wing mirror off.
03:23It wouldn't be Miss Mountshaft, by any chance, hurrying to rehearse The Sound of Music.
03:26Please, don't mention that show in this house.
03:29You don't know what it's like being married to Julie Andrews.
03:31Oh, come on, Joe. Getting that part would make Margot a star.
03:35At Surbiton Town Hall.
03:37In any case, she's totally mis...
03:40She's totally miscast.
03:41Totally miscast?
03:42And can you really see Margot as an apprentice nun?
03:46Well...
03:47Can you, Tom?
03:48What?
03:49I said, can you really see Margot as an apprentice nun?
03:52They're called apostates, aren't they?
03:53Always in an operation.
03:56Do tell me if I'm boring you, aren't you?
03:58Oh, sorry, sorry, I was just looking at my leeks.
04:00Why, are you expecting them to elope with the Brussels sprouts?
04:04Somebody's been pinching them.
04:05It was all right when it was once, but it's three times now.
04:08Really?
04:09You and your vegetables.
04:10You're about as boring as Margot.
04:12And that sound of bloody music.
04:19I'm sorry to be so long,
04:20but one does have to keep such a careful eye on
04:23Cotelet d'agneau au Duc de la Galette.
04:26Oh, lovely. Lamb cutlets.
04:30Yes, well, I thought meat for the main course,
04:32because your blood gets so little iron these days, Barbara.
04:36Oh, and do you eat spinach?
04:37Well, it's hardly the same thing, is it?
04:40Dessert is going to be a total surprise,
04:42so I thought we'd start with something terribly predictable.
04:45Leek soup.
04:51Pardon?
04:52Leek soup.
04:54Fresh leeks?
04:55Of course.
04:58Why the significant glances?
05:00Well, some leeks are missing from our front garden.
05:04Not that you're not welcome to the...
05:06Tom, you really should have joined the diplomatic corps.
05:09Well, I wasn't implying that she stole them.
05:12Could you please tell me what that is, Tom?
05:15It's a bill from Harrods.
05:18And would you please read aloud the item under Quayle's eggs?
05:23Two pounds of leeks.
05:25Thank you very much. I rest my case.
05:29There's no case to answer. I wasn't accusing you of anything.
05:32Oh, I thought you were.
05:34Of course we weren't.
05:36Our best friend, somebody who takes the trouble to give us meat
05:39and a super-surprise dessert.
05:41I can't wait to see what it is, Margot.
05:43It's bomb-surprise.
05:45Oh, dear.
05:48Oh, no, whoever it is that's pinching our leeks
05:50is a nasty piece of work, like Gerry.
05:52Yes. Sixteen is how it's announced. Sixteen.
05:55Don't tell me you number them.
05:56Certainly.
05:57You'd know them all by name, presumably.
06:00What a lot of fuss about nothing.
06:02It's not nothing to us, mate.
06:03Not just a few leeks out of the garden, it's part of our capital.
06:05It doesn't matter how many, it's still stealing.
06:07I couldn't agree more, Tom.
06:11But you never agree with Tom.
06:13Well, I do on this occasion.
06:16This leek business is symptomatic of the moral decline in this country
06:20since the fall of the last Conservative government.
06:22It isn't young girls with obscene innuendos on their T-shirts,
06:26it's trade union leaders haranguing us from the safety of a television studio.
06:30It's open-neck shirts and trouser suits at the Dorchester.
06:33It's Monday to Friday becoming Monday through Friday.
06:36THRU, by the way.
06:38And to cap it all, it's test matches being marred by banner-waving thugs at Lords.
06:45Well, that's opened up the discussion a bit.
06:49Very well, let's confine it to leeks.
06:51Oh, God, where's the alcohol?
06:53Whoever is stealing your leek, Tom,
06:55is showing a total disregard for private property and should be punished.
06:58Right! They still chop thieves' hands off in Saudi Arabia, you know.
07:01What do you propose doing? Lying in wait for the chap at the scimitar?
07:04I'm just saying that a man has a right to protect his property, and I intend to.
07:07Yes, and if there's any trouble, I won't be standing in the background
07:09twitchering, I shall be in there with a garden rake.
07:11Well, I think you're taking the whole thing far too seriously.
07:14You're making mountains out of molehills.
07:16Well, it's better than taking nothing seriously.
07:18What do you mean?
07:19Well, music, for example.
07:21I mean, most blokes would be proud to have their wives
07:24playing the lead in The Sound of Music.
07:29What has Jerry been saying?
07:31Oh, don't tell tales.
07:33I don't expect he meant it anyway.
07:40Jerry, what have you been saying about The Sound of Music?
07:49I don't know.
08:00It's off.
08:05Don't do that.
08:06Now, look, you can't stay here all night. It's ridiculous.
08:09Now, come to bed. Come on.
08:11All right, all right.
08:12They must pinch them at night, though.
08:14We're always about in the day.
08:16Shh. Listen.
08:19Shh.
08:33All right, there you are.
08:35This is a citizen's arrest.
08:40Can you hear me? Bloody sorcerer.
08:43Oh!
08:46And let that be a lesson to you.
09:00Are you sure that goat went for you again this morning?
09:03Yes, I had to run the gauntlet again.
09:06It's funny. It's just been licking my hand.
09:08Yeah, all right, all right.
09:10All right, so you got away with goats. I got away with teapots.
09:40Yes.
09:45Pew, pew, pew.
09:47Pew, pew.
09:49Pew, pew.
09:51Pew, pew.
09:52Pew, pew.
09:59Well, Wyatt, when you finish cleaning up Dodge City,
10:01perhaps you could do the same with a pigsty.
10:03Yeah, yeah, OK, OK. I was just, um...
10:05Just playing cowboys.
10:07I'm worried about you, you know.
10:09Ever since you pelleted that bloke, you've been going crazy.
10:11Nonsense.
10:13Mind you, I'd have been all right, wouldn't I, in Dodge City, places like that?
10:17What, as a dancehall girl?
10:21Look, that was a pretty fancy piece of shooting last night, you know.
10:24To get a bloke in the backside, one shot, from the hip, in the dark,
10:27at, what, 100 yards?
10:29Can't be bad.
10:30Better than missing a chicken at six inches.
10:33It ducked, Barbara, will you kindly remember that?
10:36No, this was different, though. This was a different sort of feeling.
10:39Something basic, like a homesteader defending his land from marauding Indians.
10:42Hurons, probably.
10:44No, not in Texas. Hurons are bald and come from Canada.
10:47Well, how would you know that?
10:48I read it.
10:49Where? Where's your source?
10:50In your boy's book of knowledge.
10:52Don't split hairs, Barbara.
10:54I'm just saying that leak thief got what he deserved, and I'm glad.
10:56So am I.
10:57That'll teach you to meddle with the fastest gun in Surbiton.
11:02Oh, front door. I'll go.
11:04I hope he's a driving instructor.
11:06I hope he has to sit down all day. That'll teach him.
11:21Who was it?
11:22An officer of the court.
11:24You know that leak thief?
11:25Yes.
11:27The swine's doing me for common assault.
11:35Very well.
11:37Now, Mr. Bennet,
11:39in consideration of the cross summons brought against you by Mr. Good,
11:42I have this to say.
11:44You have, on your own admission,
11:46stolen a total of 18 leaks from Mr. Good's garden.
11:50Such a theft might be considered by some to be petty.
11:53I consider theft to be theft.
11:55I therefore set your fine at £10.
11:58Have you anything to say?
12:00No, sir.
12:01Very well. You may step down.
12:04Now, Mr. Good...
12:06Oh, yes.
12:08You, on your own admission,
12:10did shoot Mr. Bennet in the left buttock with an air-gun pellet.
12:14True.
12:15I know it's true.
12:17Sorry.
12:18I am, of course, totally unable to condone you taking the law into your own hands.
12:22The law is enforced by a fairly well-known body of men and women
12:26known as the Metropolitan Police.
12:29Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
12:31Ha-ha.
12:34I would ask you to bear this in mind.
12:36Nevertheless, I am cognisant of the fact that your lifestyle is somewhat unusual
12:40and that therefore 18 leaks have rather more significance for you
12:43than they do for a normal person.
12:47I am therefore prepared to show leniency.
12:50You will be barred over for three months.
12:53Have you anything to say?
12:55No, sir.
12:56Have you anything to say?
12:58Thank you, sir. Yes, I have.
13:01I would just like to add this.
13:04I have in the past
13:06frequently thought of judges and magistrates as pompous old twits.
13:11Have you?
13:12Yes.
13:13But...
13:14I was greatly impressed by the way you conducted yourself this morning.
13:18And moreover, I realise that the establishment says
13:21that I must have a token slap on the wrist.
13:23This I accept.
13:25How very kind of you.
13:26I must, however, point out
13:28that being bound over is rather more than a token slap on the wrist.
13:31Is it?
13:32Yes, it is.
13:33Oh.
13:34It means that you will sign a solemn undertaking
13:36to be a law-abiding citizen for the next three months.
13:39Oh, I will.
13:40Very well, then.
13:41Unless, of course, some other joker comes and pinches my stuff.
13:46Mr Good, when the law passes sentence,
13:48the culprit is not empowered to add provisos of his own.
13:53Oh.
13:55Oh.
13:56Well, in that case, I can't accept the law.
13:58I shall just have to refuse to be bound over.
14:00But you can't.
14:01I just have to.
14:02You can't.
14:03Now, look.
14:04Now, look.
14:05I can't make a promise I might have to break.
14:07If I am provoked...
14:08I'm the one who's being provoked.
14:10Slap.
14:11Get out while you're winning, you bloody fool.
14:14No, I won't.
14:15No, it's true.
14:16Don't you talk.
14:17Don't worry, I won't.
14:18Be quiet.
14:19Very well, thank you.
14:20Mr Good,
14:21I must warn you that unless you reconsider,
14:24I shall have no alternative but to implement
14:26what the law demands in the situation you have created.
14:29I'm very sorry, but I've got principles of my own.
14:32I cannot promise not to defend what's mine,
14:34even if it means going to prison for one or two days.
14:37And that is your final word?
14:39It is.
14:40In that case, you will go to prison for 28 days to reconsider.
14:4428?
14:45Next case.
15:23Hello.
15:24Hello.
15:29You all right?
15:30Me?
15:31Yeah, I'm all right.
15:32Are you all right?
15:34Yes, I'm all right.
15:36Oh, that's all right, then.
15:41How's Pentonville?
15:45I don't like it very much.
15:47No.
15:49Is it warm out?
15:51Yes.
15:54A bit muggy, though.
15:57I work in the kitchens.
16:00Do you?
16:03Oh, I know what I wanted to tell you.
16:04What?
16:05One of our warders here keeps parakeets.
16:07Does he?
16:08Yeah, Mr Richards, his name is.
16:11Have you seen them?
16:13What?
16:15His parakeets.
16:17Oh, no, well, they're in his house.
16:20Oh, yes, of course, they would be, wouldn't they?
16:23Why are we having this ridiculous conversation?
16:25I don't know, Tom, I don't miss you.
16:28I miss you too, love.
16:29There are 2,000 of us in here, but it's ever so lonely.
16:34Not all in the same cell.
16:36Oh, no, no.
16:39I've started a tunnel, you know.
16:40Oh?
16:41I thought you might.
16:42Oh, yes, yes.
16:44If my reckoning's correct, I should come out on the southbound platform at Baker Street Station.
16:49Make sure you miss the rush hour.
16:53Look, love.
16:55I did do the right thing, didn't I?
16:56Of course you did.
16:57I just didn't think it would cost 28 days.
16:5926, sir.
17:01Blimey, is that all I've done?
17:03Give you time to drag when you're in prison.
17:07Do you want to see Jerry?
17:08I didn't realise he was here.
17:09He brought me.
17:10Oh, he is a good friend, isn't he?
17:16You are a silly sod.
17:17Thanks very much.
17:18Are you keeping well?
17:19Well, you are, aren't you?
17:20I mean, you and your precious principles.
17:21You couldn't just say thank you, sir, yes, sir, and go off home, could you?
17:24You couldn't just crawl like any sensible person.
17:26No, I couldn't.
17:27No, he couldn't.
17:28Anyway, I've done two days already.
17:29Another 26 and that'll be the end of that.
17:31Oh, no, it won't.
17:32Don't you see?
17:33This 28 days isn't an alternative to being bound over.
17:35You've just been sent here to think things out.
17:37And if at the end of 28 days you still refuse to be bound over, you get another 28 days, and so on, and so on.
17:42But that's not what I meant.
17:44You get another 28 days, and so on, and so on.
17:46But that's not fair.
17:48I could be here for years.
17:49Well, why don't you agree to be bound over?
17:51You could be home by this time tomorrow.
17:52There's only one thing to say to that kind of abject surrender.
17:55Oh, dear, what?
17:57Warder, I want to see the governor.
18:09There it is.
18:11I feel at the count of Monte Cristo.
18:15Card for you.
18:16From you?
18:17Mm-hmm.
18:23Welcome home, Scarface.
18:27Most women would have cried.
18:29I did that when you were in prison.
18:30Mm, thank you.
18:40Mm, home, home, home.
18:43They call it your castle, don't they? And it is.
18:45Shall we build a drawbridge?
18:46Mm, sometimes I'd like to.
18:48Sometimes I'd like to create our house and garden into an independent state with laws of its own.
18:52Somewhere we could just lock ourselves away.
18:54That's rich, considering where you've come from.
18:56Oh, thank you very much, dear.
18:58Break up my criminal record.
19:02Oh, I'm tired.
19:03Why, haven't you been sleeping?
19:05No, I'm not tired.
19:09I'm tired.
19:13Oh, I see.
19:16Well, it's traditional, you know, returning prisoner and wife.
19:20We mustn't let these old traditions die, must we?
19:25Surprise, surprise!
19:28Welcome home, Tom.
19:31Oh, my goodness, you've got an awful prison pallor about you.
19:34After three days.
19:36Here, Alan, this will bring the roses back to his little cheeks.
19:38Oh, Jerry, how lovely.
19:40And may I say, Tom, how proud I am of the stand you have taken, and I don't care who knows it,
19:46but if anyone should ask, you've been on holiday.
19:52Ah, well, now, that's going to be a bit awkward.
19:54Why?
19:55You see, Barbara and I are giving a party for the lads who got out with me today,
19:58and when they meet the neighbours, well...
19:59They mustn't, they mustn't!
20:00Oh, come on, Margot.
20:01You like them nice enough fellows, especially Sledgehammer Harris.
20:05Oh, was that the one that kept calling you pistol this morning?
20:08No, that was Slicer Wanstead.
20:11And in Mafia, people? One or two?
20:15Who was it said, better a witty fool than a foolish wit?
20:23Well, it's great to be home. Let's get this down, I say.
20:25Yes, well, I think we ought to have a toast.
20:27All right. Do you want a sitting or standing, Margot?
20:30A standing, I think, Barbara.
20:32Jerry?
20:33What?
20:34Toast, please, Jerry.
20:35Oh, er...
20:37Er, to absent friends at the Ville.
20:40Jerk! I'll do it.
20:43Here's to Tom.
20:45Although I often find his general behaviour irritating in the extreme,
20:49I think we all applaud him for having the courage to go to prison
20:53rather than kowtow to authority,
20:56which is biased in favour of the Yahoo.
21:03Tom?
21:05Well, I did kowtow in the end.
21:07I signed my piece of paper, didn't I?
21:09Oh, come, Tom. You did everything you could.
21:11You mustn't blame yourself.
21:12No, I don't blame myself.
21:13I blame that moron who stole the leaks in the first place.
21:15Yes, so do I. I hope he gets leak poisoning.
21:17And I hope that inflation cripples him.
21:19What a lovely lot you are.
21:21Come on, it's all in the past.
21:23Forgive and forget, eh, Tom?
21:25Well, how shall I put it?
21:28Erm...
21:29No.
21:35Hello.
21:38Hello.
21:41It, er, got a bit out of hand, didn't it?
21:45Yes, it did a bit.
21:48Look, Mr Good, could we have a chat?
21:51No.
21:59Oh, go on.
22:01Oh, go on.
22:03Please.
22:07All right, then, you'd better come in the house.
22:10Jack!
22:19There are 74 leaks there.
22:31MUSIC PLAYS
22:41Sit down.
22:46I've called before, a couple of times.
22:48Yes, left with a handful of leaks on both occasions.
22:51No, I mean just recently. Well, I wanted to talk to you.
22:54Well, I wouldn't have been in, would I? I was in prison, remember?
22:57Look, Mr Good, I feel awful about this.
23:01I don't normally go around stealing things from people's gardens, you know.
23:04Then why start with me?
23:06Well, it's a bit difficult to explain, really.
23:09I live in this block of flats, do you see?
23:11Concrete everywhere. We don't even own a window box.
23:14And somehow to keep walking by your garden every day
23:17and seeing those fresh green vegetables growing in it...
23:19Oh, I see, being a have not entitles you to become an I will take, does it?
23:23No, I'm just trying to make you understand that it was...
23:26Well, it was an aberration.
23:27Yes, there were too many people aberrating today, far too many.
23:30Yes, I did hijack that plane, my lord, and it was only an aberration.
23:34Yes, I did pump out the tanks off the Cornish Riviera.
23:37I must have had a quick aberrate without thinking.
23:39Look, I'm not talking about the big things.
23:41I'm talking about the little things, when you pretend it really doesn't matter.
23:45It's cheating, that's what it really is.
23:47You know, it's rather like taking the ball with one foot over the boundary ropes
23:50and then claiming the catch.
23:51I fail to see...
23:54Oh, you... you play cricket, do you?
23:57Yes.
24:01A cup of tea?
24:02Oh, thank you, yes, sir.
24:07Who do you play for?
24:08Ah, local Sunday side. No great shakes.
24:11Yeah.
24:14I, um...
24:17I had a trial for the Surrey Colts once, you know.
24:19No, what, really?
24:21Oh, what do you do? Bat? Bowl?
24:23Bit of both, bit of both.
24:24Uh-huh.
24:26Yes, I go in number four to help the score along.
24:30Splendid.
24:31Bowl a bit of swinger stuff, you know.
24:36The one that leaves the bat and the one that nips back off the seam.
24:39Ah-ha, now there's the ball I've never been able to bowl.
24:42Have you, really?
24:43No.
24:44Oh, well, it's just a matter of getting the right grip, you know.
24:45Uh-huh.
24:51I told my wife to leave that job to me.
24:56I'd really like to apologise to her, too.
24:58Well, she's grazing the goat on the common. Please, sit down, please, no.
25:00Anyway, getting back to the ball that nips back off the seam.
25:03I remember chatting to Alec Bedster about it.
25:06Well...
25:07Yes, you see, the real secret about the art of the thing is...
25:11Well, I can't really show you without a ball.
25:15Look, Mr Good...
25:16Tom, Tom.
25:17Tom, you wouldn't open for us, would you?
25:20I mean, if you have a free Sunday.
25:21Pardon?
25:22Oh, uh...
25:23Ah, uh...
25:24Uh, yeah.
25:25Well, the thing is, um...
25:26Harry.
25:27Harry, the thing is, I'd love to, but, um...
25:29Well, it's the garden.
25:30You see, the old garden, you've got to keep on top of it.
25:32Yes, quite.
25:33Oh, Lord.
25:34That brings up the subject of leaks again, doesn't it?
25:37Oh, blow the leaks, Harry.
25:39Who cares about 18 leaks?
25:41No, I had no right to take that summons out against you in the first place.
25:44But that pellet did hurt.
25:46You had every right to take out that summons, Harry.
25:49And you had every right to shoot me, Tom.
25:51Well, perhaps I did, but let me say this.
25:53It takes generosity of spirit to come round and apologise the way you have.
25:57It was the least I could do.
26:01Look, uh...
26:02Oh, couldn't you even open perhaps one Sunday in the month, next season?
26:07We'll see, eh?
26:08OK.
26:11Look, Tom, uh...
26:12I don't want to appear rude, but, uh...
26:14I'm a painter and decorator.
26:16There's nothing wrong in that, Harry.
26:19No, I mean, uh...
26:20Well, I did notice that your exterior paintwork does need a bit of redoing.
26:24Yes, it is a bit tatty, isn't it, Harry?
26:26Well, I'll do it for you. I'd like to.
26:29Don't be silly, Harry.
26:31No, I paid that fine to the court, you know, not to you.
26:34Well, I just feel that I owe you something personally.
26:37Look, I wouldn't be able to do it till next month,
26:39but what if I come around on Sunday and we can talk about colours?
26:42But you'll be playing cricket.
26:44It's the football season.
26:46Oh, yes, yes.
26:48Well, if you really insist, Harry.
26:50I do, Tom, I do.
26:52But now, listen,
26:53any time you're passing and you fancy a couple of leaks, you take them.
26:56Don't ask me, just help yourself.
26:58No, I couldn't do that.
27:00I won't let you paint my house.
27:02All right.
27:03Right!
27:07Gosh, it's nice tea, this.
27:09Oh, thanks very much.
27:10Uh, Harry, what do you think of our magistrate?
27:14If you ask me, I thought he was a bit power-crazed.
27:16My sentiments exactly.
27:18I'll bet he's never played cricket.
27:20Well, of course he hasn't.
27:22Probably think Tony Greggers are grossers.
27:30Oh, I tell you what, Harry, what about a cup of wine?
27:32Well, uh...
27:33Oh, good Lord, is that the time?
27:35No, I'd love to, but, uh, you see,
27:37I have to pick up a prescription for Pauline's leg.
27:39Oh, quite.
27:41Well, Sunday, perhaps?
27:43You're on.
27:45No, after you, Tom.
27:46After you, Harry.
27:48Right.
27:57Ah, well, Sunday, then.
27:59I'll be there.
28:00Don't bother about lunch. You're eating with us.
28:02That's pretty kind of you, Tom.
28:04My pleasure, mate. Bye.
28:05Bye.
28:07Hey, Harry.
28:09Come on, pick some leeks.
28:11Oh, no, really, I couldn't.
28:13Come on, I told you, pick them. Help yourself.
28:16All right, Tom, I will. Thank you.
28:28Your sort never learn, do they?
28:30No, it's, um...
28:32Your husband said it was all right.
28:34Your husband said it was all right?
28:36Rubbish! Never in a million years.
28:38Go on, Ian, kill!
28:40Kill, go on, Ian, kill!
28:42Go on, Ian, kill!
28:44Don't get away! Stay!
28:46Heal!
28:47Sit!
29:04APPLAUSE