Jenny Going to Bahamas
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00:00All right guys, so we have, whenever you get to the port, you have all these salesmen going
00:15crazy trying to sell you tours.
00:17They sold us one.
00:18So we're here with Jermaine.
00:19I know, we're in the Bahamas and you're in Newark.
00:20He keeps saying that for some reason.
00:21So we're going to do a tour.
00:22This is a tour that I guess any of you would take if you come to the port.
00:23So, you know, we'll be going to the monuments and stopping by Atlantis.
00:30So, stay tuned, Miami TV.
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01:31That might seem very interesting but you won't like to see that kind of stuff.
01:34So, we're going to show you.
01:38So how many people live here?
01:40260,000.
01:41260,000 people.
01:42And it lives of tourism, right?
01:45Yep.
01:46All together it's 350,000.
01:50A total of 360,000 people live here.
01:57So there are 700 islands and there are only 32 islands where people live, that's how I take people's calculations.
02:15700 islands belong to the Bahamas.
02:28Hey, sorry!
02:30It's reality, you know, you can't hide that stuff.
02:33You want dirty money? You can bring it to me, I'll hide it for you.
02:36Ok, so what was your name?
02:38My name is Jermaine L. Jackson.
02:40He's bad.
02:45This is where you bring all your money.
02:51Bring your money in the Bahamas.
02:58The government doesn't care?
03:01Hell no, you bring your money, we hide it.
03:03You are by the Chapo money.
03:05Oh, is it here?
03:07El Chapo is in the Bahamas. I'll show you where he's at.
03:09Oh God, I hope this doesn't get us in trouble.
03:11He lives in the rich neighborhood.
03:17So does that mean that if we find him right now, that means that the government of the US has to come back here and come get him?
03:23But they're not going to do that, of course.
03:25They're going to give us some money too.
03:27But they won't let him go if not, right?
03:29Because we found him.
03:31Lives in town, Chapo.
03:57We're in the rich area. Hey, what's up buddy?
04:10This is Jack Nicholas' golf course.
04:15We're going to move to the Bahamas.
04:18Oh really? He wants to move to the Bahamas, so that's why he wanted to see all the area.
04:22Yeah, especially this side where we're going, just beaches, just beautiful.
04:25This is where he wants to go.
04:27I mean, what is it? It's the island life. It's so much different.
04:31I've been to New York, I've been to Miami, I've been to Canada. I don't want to live there.
04:35Bahamas is the best country in the world. Take it from me.
04:48What does the zigzag on the street mean?
04:51I don't know.
04:53I mean, there are zigzag lines on the street. What is it for? I don't know.
05:04The minister lives here. All of these are from a million dollars up.
05:08This is the quietest part, the calmest part.
05:11You have a private beach, you can throw yourself naked on the beach, no problem.
05:22So, when you come to the port, get your cab on the outside.
05:32When you come to the Port of Bahamas, take your taxi outside, not inside.
05:37It's cheaper and you buy it yourself.
05:40Don't do it in groups, it's a little more private.
05:43Otherwise, it would be full of people and you can't breathe directly.
05:47This is where Bob Marley lived.
05:55Sorry, this is where Bob Marley lived.
05:58And here was a strip club.
06:17We have made it. Let's go.
06:30I smell ganja.
06:32That's what I said too.
06:34I thought so. I don't got none.
06:36I smell something.
06:38We said we smell weed and dirty beer.
06:40I smell weed. I smell good too.
06:42Fire in the hole. What are you doing around that vent?
06:45Vent somebody's house.
06:47If you're claustrophobic, don't come in here.
06:49Who's smoking that marijuana in here?
06:51Give me some.
06:56This used to be water. This used to be under the water.
06:59I'm telling you, millions of years ago.
07:02You see the wall?
07:04That's like the water bashing in and out.
07:07The world is a crazy place.
07:10This was not cut out. The water made it like this.
07:13People lived here because there's stuff written on the walls.
07:16Yeah, a long time. The Lucayan Indians used to live in here.
07:20In the cave.
07:22This is good for hurricane shelter.
07:25Really?
07:27The water comes up.
07:29Yeah, it comes up.
07:31How did you get over here?
07:33The water goes up a little bit.
07:35Here comes a hurricane and it's an excellent place to hide.
07:38Do you want to go to the strip club tonight?
07:41All three of us can go.
07:43We hate the strip clubs.
07:45Keep your head low.
07:47I take two people to strip clubs.
07:50I take a lot of couples.
07:52We honestly really hate strip clubs.
07:54We want to go to the cave club.
07:56I like caves.
08:00Yes.
08:03I'm telling you, I enjoy this more
08:07than going to a strip club.
08:08Who would want to take us to a strip club?
08:12So why do millionaires come live here?
08:15Because that's the way you hide your dirty money.
08:18We're not saying millionaires have dirty money.
08:38We're not saying millionaires have dirty money.
09:08We're going on an adventure.
09:10I hope they don't kidnap us.
09:12Oh, God.
09:14And we're not live.
09:16So this sucks.
09:18You guys will never know where we are.
09:20You would never get to see this place.
09:22It's crazy.
09:24It's crazy.
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09:28It's crazy.
09:30It's crazy.
09:32It's crazy.
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09:36It's crazy.
09:38It's crazy.
09:42Yeah, I can't picture tourists coming down here.
09:45No, they're not.
09:47You have to go with somebody like me.
09:49The beach is so beautiful in the back.
09:51You don't hear it, but it's there.
09:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:04No crocodiles here, right?
10:06No.
10:07Not like Miami.
10:09This is awesome.
10:11We've got a beach by ourselves.
10:13Y tenemos la playa para nosotros mismos.
10:20I told you we couldn't do anything around here.
10:22Hey!
10:24Oh, wow.
10:26You can't do it.
10:28This is so nice.
10:33Look at the ocean here.
10:35Wow.
10:36Look at the beach.
10:41I brought my bathing suit, but we can't lose time, so...
10:44This is a beach where no one comes directly, so...
10:47Fantastic.
10:49This is beautiful.
10:51We're going to strip down now.
10:53The sun came out and we've got to tan.
10:59Ready to keep going.
11:01Let's go.
11:06Let's go.
11:36There is no speed limit in the Bahamas.
11:42And I don't see any accidents so far, so...
11:45Do you see the workmanship?
11:46Yeah.
11:47They pay them 100 a week.
11:48Wow.
12:06In the Bahamas, as you can see, a lot of rich people abuse people.
12:09So I guess they abuse a little bit of the people, right?
12:11They have money and...
12:12Yeah.
12:21So right now we're in the east of the Bahamas.
12:23And this is another area of, of course, the high society, you know.
12:27Millionaires.
12:28And look at all this.
12:29It's beautiful.
12:37The Bahamas
12:51Hi, Jermaine.
12:52Tell everybody to come with you.
12:53Come in the Bahamas, this is the place to be.
12:55Because me and you are going to be K-I-S-S-N-G.
12:59He's kidding. He's married and he has two sets of twins.
13:01I like married women.
13:02Oh God.
13:03Alright guys, this was the Bahamas Tour 101.
13:06This was Bahamas Tour number 1.
13:07See you guys in a little bit.
13:08Adios.