The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Episode 6 - The First Book of Sin
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00:00So, here's his little face, see his little profile, look at his cheeks, he's starting
00:27to get some chunky cheeks.
00:29Maybe we'll have a chubby baby.
00:31Hi, how are you guys?
00:35We're at Jessie's salon today to get her hair done.
00:38It's honestly so nice having a best friend that owns a salon because I take full advantage
00:42of the fact that I don't have to wash my hair on my own.
00:45No, I don't want to say that.
00:47Oh, Jessie, are you not washing us today?
00:49I'm not doing the service, unfortunately.
00:52Get your ass up and work, bitch.
00:55It's great to get together, but I don't think anyone has heard from Whitney since Layla's
01:00divorce party.
01:01I could tell that she was upset because of what Jessie said to her.
01:05I think the problem with this group is we're all saying things behind each other's back
01:08and you think someone's your friend and they're really not because I'm telling you every single
01:10person in our group has said something about you.
01:12Have you talked to her at all or no?
01:14No.
01:15I'm actually really happy that Whitney came to the event because I want the group to just
01:18be happy and whole and so I'm glad she came to try to make amends with Jessie.
01:23Mom talk just wouldn't be mom talk without Whitney.
01:27It's so much easier to just be like, hey, you were a bitch.
01:30Let's talk.
01:31This bothered me.
01:32Find common ground.
01:33Figure it out.
01:34Move on.
01:35Yeah.
01:36She hasn't blocked me yet, so.
01:37Wait, she blocked you?
01:38Let me check to see if she blocked me.
01:42She didn't block me, but she unfollowed all of us.
01:45No, she did not.
01:48She did not.
01:49No, she didn't.
01:50She left the group message.
01:52She unfollowed us on Instagram.
01:54It's actually ridiculous.
01:55She unfollowed me again?
01:56Wait, let me see.
01:57No, she did not.
01:58Did she not tell you that she did that?
01:59No, that's why I didn't believe you guys.
02:04I am absolutely shocked that Whitney unfollowed everyone.
02:07Even more so, I am so surprised she didn't tell me at least that she was going to do
02:11that.
02:12To be honest, I know she's impulsive, but I've never seen her this impulsive in my entire
02:16friendship with her.
02:17I'm like, sorry, are we in high school?
02:18Grow up.
02:19Grown ass adults.
02:20Mother's butt.
02:21Unfollow?
02:22But is she going to just not talk to us?
02:27I have no idea what she's going to do, honestly.
02:29You've got a lot of stuff going on together.
02:31She's got to see us.
02:32I don't even want to talk about it.
02:33Why are we even giving it any thought?
02:34I mean, true that.
02:35She's probably getting off to us just sitting here talking about her.
02:38No, this is an act and I'm over it.
02:41I'm so sick of it.
02:42I'm over it.
02:43Well, she's going to miss a lot of fun at my party later.
02:45Bye, bitch.
02:47Come ye saints and come ye sinners.
02:51Alleluia.
02:55Listen up.
02:57I'm the one you've been dreaming of.
03:00I've got everything you could ever want.
03:04Try me in your sleep.
03:06I'll bring you to your knees.
03:08Baby, you're gonna believe.
03:11Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
03:27I'm here to shake it up.
03:29You best get out of my way.
03:32Oh, hey!
03:34This is a full-on studio.
03:36Did you do this?
03:37It was.
03:38I am so excited to bring all the girls together tonight.
03:39Tonight, I am hosting a party in honor of something we are saying goodbye to and I'm really excited to see all of their reactions
03:45Do you always have?
03:47So we have mocktail alcohol free alcohol free love it, but I named them all and then this is the activity
03:53We're gonna be painting and then I have snack pussy
03:56Okay, the names of these are
03:59Hilarious and disgusting labial ish is peach on the beach and then we've got pink pussy
04:05Makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Stop it. I'm dead
04:09If you guys can choose an easel, this is what you're gonna be painting. I want you to put creativity
04:15Passion. I want you to pretend that you were Michelangelo
04:18Okay
04:18Mom talk is all about sisterhood and femininity and I thought it would be really fun to have a party that really leaned into that
04:26Yes, you guys win oh
04:29Yeah, how's a mustache?
04:32Sex educational or what?
04:35Okay
04:36So the reason we're gonna do this is because on Monday, I'm getting a labiaplasty and they're cutting it all off
04:44Okay
04:45Tightening it back up getting a mommy makeover Wow
04:49I know a labiaplasty basically takes the inside of your vagina the material that's a little more sensitive and tucks it up inside
04:56Pregnancy kind of pushes it out and mine decided to stay there and now after having two kids
05:01Even though physically I feel like I look back to normal. There are things that will never be the same
05:05I thought it would be cute if you guys each drew what your perfect vagina looks like to give me inspo and it should be
05:11fun
05:12Why did we get all the boring colors? Shoot? I can't remember what my vagina looks like. I know I just googled
05:21I've gotten my boobs done three times and now I'm getting my cookie redone
05:26Can't wear yoga pants right now cuz they just like, you know, like a cameltoe like a yes, but like my meat curtains
05:33They just hang low like they're just like what the hell is a meat curtain?
05:39Like your lips I've noticed a big difference down there to the point where it's uncomfortable
05:43So they're basically cutting off that extra meat and making it so my lips are just nice and perfect again extra me
05:49I'm gonna make a sandwich with that
05:51I'm excited to get this done immediately because I am also planning a girl's trip for us to go to Vegas for Leila's birthday
05:58So it's the perfect time to do it
06:05Since litany started unfollowing all of us
06:07She's not coming to Vegas and I think we have a good chance of it just being a good time
06:12I'm excited but also a little nervous
06:15Vegas isn't a typical place where I feel like LDS people like to go
06:19It's just partying drinking and gambling which are things that typical members don't do on a daily basis maybe behind closed doors
06:26But I'm just buckling up and hoping for the best
06:29We definitely need a redo of the girl ship since the last one was a disaster being a bitch
06:34What the fuck are you talking about? That's the way you're gonna be. That's not a friend
06:38Did you not just called Taylor white trash? Do you want me to whip out my pussy right now so you can see that it's pink
06:43Do you guys have a name for your schlong? For my guy? No
06:50I'm shocked you don't
06:52I know I'm shocked
06:54Poncho
06:56For the whitest man ever
06:58Poncho
07:00So funny
07:02Knit him a poncho
07:04Oh my gosh
07:06Okay, I'm ready to get this show on the road
07:08This is mother vulva
07:10It's definitely your time of the month in this one
07:13I love it
07:15Mine
07:17She's cute but she does what she's supposed to do you know
07:19This is strawgina
07:21She's very sweet
07:23She looks really good
07:25I think everyone should love their yoni
07:27So meet lil pookie
07:29Oh my gosh
07:31You've all seen her a time or two before
07:33So this should look familiar
07:35I have loved nothing more than getting together with these women and just having so much fun
07:39Laughter
07:42I'm excited to just have fun as a group again
07:44Especially before Taylor's baby gets here and things change
07:46This is candy
07:48We did the same thing
07:50No literally
07:52Oh my gosh
07:54No
07:56Power of the pussy
08:08Hey
08:10Good
08:12You're getting bigger
08:14I know I'm about to pop any day
08:16Where's Dakota
08:18He did not want to come
08:20So his loss
08:22What's going on
08:24Same shit different day
08:26Dakota's supposed to be here with me
08:28But we got in another argument
08:30Again
08:32At this point I'm just feeling extremely frustrated
08:34Because it is the same things we are
08:36Fighting about
08:39Honestly I'm not ready
08:41Because I'm scared something else is going to come out
08:43But do you blame me
08:45I get what you're saying
08:47You don't get it because that's what we still fight about
08:49You weren't my girlfriend
08:51What did you expect me to think
08:53But how you're treating me is insane
08:55Oh my gosh
08:57And I just feel that I'm in such a vulnerable
08:59Sensitive spot
09:01I'm almost 9 months pregnant
09:03And I'm weeks away from delivering
09:05The fact that he's able to continue to still argue and bicker with me
09:08At this moment it's just frustrating
09:10Maybe this isn't the right time
09:12To go to Vegas
09:14He's like I want you to give in to me
09:16I want you to surrender
09:18Why would I surrender
09:20I don't even trust you
09:22There's definitely pressure in the Mormon community
09:24Of getting married
09:26Especially when you get pregnant out of wedlock
09:28For Dakota
09:30You're pregnant with my child
09:32And you still are not giving me the yes
09:34So in his head if a child won't
09:37I'm scared of marriage
09:39And that's just the truth of it
09:41I think it's frustrating to him and I think it makes him want it more
09:43That I don't want it
09:45It's sad but maybe it's true
09:47Is he texting you
09:49Call him on your phone
09:51I'll talk
09:53Oh okay good
09:55Because I don't want to talk
09:57He's not going to answer
09:59He'll answer
10:01Hey uh this is Dakota
10:03I'm not here right now
10:06I'm not going to answer
10:08Say okay I'm going to labor
10:10And then he'll call you back and then you don't
10:12Text him that say I'm going to labor
10:14I think I'm going into labor
10:16Are you ignoring me
10:18You're lost
10:20Oh he's calling me
10:22Answer it
10:24I know just answer it
10:26I'll talk
10:28I'm scared for you
10:30Dakota
10:32Oh my god
10:35Dude is Taylor going into labor or not
10:37I don't know
10:39I'm trying to call you
10:41And you're not even answering
10:43That's not cool
10:45You know the story the boy who cried wolves right
10:47Yes but I'm only doing this today
10:49Okay
10:51I just want to make sure you know that story
10:53Yeah and
10:55You should be here
10:57Hey well that's your daughter's fault
11:01She doesn't want me to go
11:04So why would I go
11:06Well I wanted you to come here
11:08I wanted to talk to you guys
11:10Both of you need to
11:12It doesn't matter
11:14I'm all in at least Leanne
11:16Like I'm sorry I just am
11:18Like you know it too
11:20I'm all in
11:22So there's only so much I can do with that
11:24Not about just you and Taylor anymore
11:26And I tell Taylor this just as much
11:28It's about your baby
11:30And you need to do things
11:33You know for your baby
11:35And try to work on your relationship
11:37And
11:39Your family
11:41And everything that comes with having a kid
11:43I've been busting my ass
11:45I've literally been trying to show Taylor
11:47Over and over that I'm in this
11:49And especially with the baby coming
11:51Like Leanne that's all I care about
11:53That's all I want
11:55Is a family
11:57I want this to work more than anything in the world
11:59You guys need to get your crap together
12:01Yeah well just tell your daughter
12:03She needs to either commit to me
12:05Or just end this
12:07Because I can't keep doing this
12:09I am not ready to get married
12:11To Dakota
12:13But at the same time I don't want to be
12:15The divorce single mom
12:17So I feel just like kind of torn in the middle
12:19I'm frustrated I'm exhausted
12:21And I'm tired
12:23I just don't have the tolerance right now
12:25That's what I deal with every day
12:31Hello
12:33Come on in
12:35How's the cooch?
12:37She's doing great
12:39Oh my gosh
12:41I got you a little something
12:43Thank you
12:45Yes of course
12:47How are the totto's?
12:49So good
12:51They're like a lot smaller
12:53Oh you got them
12:55I got them downsized
12:57Oh my gosh
13:00I got them downsized
13:02I have never gotten two surgeries done on the same day
13:04But I figured I might as well do a two in one
13:06Only go under anesthesia once
13:08Surgery day
13:10Ready?
13:12Yes
13:14So I just want to be small with an implant
13:16And then yeah whatever you think down there
13:18I did my boobs and my labiaplasty at the same time
13:20The recovery might be a little bit rough
13:22But I'm excited to just get it over with
13:24And only have to recover once
13:26So what's the recovery process look like?
13:29It's a little bit of like bleeding
13:31But it hasn't been super heavy
13:33And how long do you have to wait to like have sex?
13:35Like four to six weeks
13:37Yeah it's like having a baby
13:39So Jordan's like dying
13:41But he's like okay so the doctor said four to six weeks
13:43But what did your dentist say?
13:45Meaning
13:47I'm like shut up Jordan
13:49You look so cute
13:51Come on in
13:53Sorry I can't really get up to your door
13:55But then I realized your vagina's gone
13:58It's out
14:00Got you some tulips for your tulips
14:02R.I.P
14:04For my tulips
14:06How are you feeling?
14:08I was brutal the first night
14:10Like I felt like I had a blowtorch up there
14:12But then after I had my painkillers it's been way better
14:14Are you going to be able to do Vegas?
14:16Oh yeah we're going to go to Vegas
14:18No I have to be on painkillers for like a few days
14:20But by this weekend I think I might be okay
14:22You said you looked at Airbnbs?
14:24Yeah
14:27And I think that Vegas is a perfect
14:29Place for us modern
14:31Mormon women who are
14:33Stepping out of the social norms
14:35To make some head turning content
14:37And let loose and just have a fun time
14:39Well this will be fine it's your birthday coming up
14:41So we'll make it a birthday trip
14:43I'm bored so let's go
14:45I've never been to Vegas
14:47You believe?
14:49You literally became legal last year
14:51Oh true
14:53Getting divorced in the church is kind of like having a scarlet letter
14:56And Utah can be a very suffocating place
14:58I think that Vegas is the perfect opportunity
15:00For Layla to let loose a little bit
15:02And have fun
15:04What about Taylor?
15:06Taylor's coming I think
15:08In fact I think Zach is driving with Dakota
15:10Oh are they coming too?
15:12Because Dakota doesn't want to be away from Taylor
15:14She wants to at least be in the same city
15:16Just in case she goes into labor
15:18She goes into labor in Vegas
15:20I see right through this bullshit
15:22I think that Dakota and Zach
15:25Had a little plan on how they were going to keep their women in line
15:27How they could kind of spy on them this weekend
15:29And it's not a coincidence that the two men
15:31In the group that have some control issues
15:33Are the ones that are coming
15:35Should I show you? Do you guys want to see this?
15:37Spread wide open
15:39Spread it open
15:41I haven't really looked at it today
15:43It's swollen
15:45It looks so good
15:47They said it was going to be an eggplant
15:49But they said right now it should look like hot dog buns
15:51Which it does
15:54It's going to be tight
15:56Before all of this stuff was like
15:58Hanging down at least that much
16:00All the time
16:02So I was thinking we could celebrate in Vegas
16:04We need to push you in a wheelchair
16:06Probably
16:08But that's me and Taylor in matching wheelchairs
16:18I need help
16:20I feel like you're so good at pairing things together
16:23You were saying you needed to find something for the club
16:25That flowed, that didn't feel too restricted in
16:31My temple bag
16:33We're going to go this
16:35And we're going to put this
16:37In Vegas
16:39With boots
16:41Flowing around
16:47How do you feel about me going to Vegas?
16:49Are you jealous?
16:51Don't get jealous
16:53What if I got a magic mic
16:55Or thunder down under
16:57I honestly wouldn't care
16:59I know you don't
17:01My only thing is why would you go out looking for hamburger meat
17:03When you got a steak dinner at home
17:05You know what I'm talking about
17:07Well I'm not looking to take anyone home
17:09Do whatever you feel you should do
17:11I'm not worried about you
17:13Just go with your gut
17:15How would you feel if we went to a magic mic concert?
17:21Do you want to go to that?
17:23No I think it's more of a funny thing
17:25If we do end up going
17:27Being divorced and taking care of two kids would be kind of tough
17:29So I guess you make the decision
17:31Everyone else is going
17:33Taylor's going
17:35Taylor's going, yeah
17:37How do you think Dakota's going to feel about that?
17:39Because he has not been happy in the past
17:41Dakota for sure is coming
17:43Why does he need to go?
17:45Because of Taylor
17:47Like oh she's pregnant
17:50Zach
17:52Jen I want to show you some of my outfits
17:54For the trip this weekend
17:56This is my lucky poker sweatshirt
17:58So you can zip it down when you're just playing
18:00If you're hot but then if you get in an intense hand
18:02You can zip it up to like cover
18:04Like your vein right here
18:06So you don't give any tells to any of the other players
18:08You said you're playing poker
18:10Well you told me that you were going to give me a bankroll
18:12So I could play
18:16The Zach gambling situation
18:19Is it okay for us to talk about it?
18:21Yes as long as we're not
18:23Making it as like
18:25He's like
18:27An addict
18:29I'm giving you $2500
18:31I'm going to be really pissed if you lose it
18:35If I lose it then
18:37You can never gamble
18:39Then I won't gamble the rest of the year
18:41I'm trusting you
18:43Oh gosh
18:45I'm having a really hard time in my relationship
18:48With Zach
18:50I'm just telling you right now
18:52I would appreciate your help
18:54I know
18:56You know how stressful it is for me to work
18:58And take care of two of the kids
19:00Because like
19:02Sorry
19:04Zach can be a bit controlling
19:06But to be honest
19:08I don't think I've ever met anyone
19:10Who loves me more than he does
19:12Well this will be the first time in a minute right?
19:14Yeah this will be the first time in like six months
19:17I can tell you're excited
19:19I've been excited all week yeah
19:21It's annoying not even coming to begin with
19:23Controlling men in general just like
19:25Give me the x so bad
19:27Like seriously
19:29I don't know it's just disgusting to me
19:31I am not happy that Dakota is coming to Vegas
19:33Clearly I mean we're not on the best terms
19:35And I also have some information
19:37That may confirm
19:39All my reasoning for not liking him
19:41If you need me to go down there then I will do it
19:43Because if I go I'll make sure they don't ruin the girls trip
19:46I would pull out one of these
19:48One of these
19:50Are you all ready to go?
19:52Hi
19:54Hi
19:56Because Taylor is so close to her due date
19:58She can't fly
20:00And so she's actually having to drive
20:02To Vegas
20:04And Zach and I are happy to join them
20:06Are you guys ready for us?
20:08Um almost
20:10Yeah we got in a pretty big fight
20:12Before we came here
20:15We can shut the door if you want
20:17Yeah you're probably cold sorry
20:19Oh my gosh
20:21What happened?
20:23He's like always pouting
20:25It's so repetitive of making him feel better
20:27And if it's not today it's like in two days
20:29And so I just
20:31I'm like there's nothing I can do for you anymore
20:33And he's like you just don't care
20:35Like you're not helping me through this
20:37But like I don't know how to help you
20:39And so he's like thinking as if I don't care
20:41And I'm just exhausted
20:44I'm not complaining about anything it's me
20:46I'm delivering a baby in 18 days
20:48I'm exhausted
20:50And I just don't know how
20:52You're the one here crying every two days
20:54I decided I wanted to go to Vegas
20:56To one kind of get a little break
20:58From Dakota and I bickering
21:00It's putting a lot of stress
21:02On my body
21:04And I just wanted to come enjoy this time
21:06With my girls
21:08Wait so where is he now?
21:10Is he not coming to Vegas?
21:12No I said get out of my car
21:14And then I was like come get your stuff
21:16And he's like nah
21:18And then I get all his shit and I throw it out of my car
21:20And I leave
21:22He did send me a text and he said
21:24Like I'm sorry I don't know what's going on
21:26I just feel so broken and lost right now
21:28And I don't know how to control my emotions
21:30So
21:32I don't know
21:34Right now I feel very fed up
21:36I need time out of
21:38Our cycle
21:40I'm exhausted I'm so pregnant
21:42I feel very like
21:44How are we doing this when I'm this far along
21:46Like we're this close
21:48And it's embarrassing for everyone to know
21:50And see and I just feel really tired
21:52And fed up
21:54What's up dude?
21:56Sorry I'm late
21:58You doing okay?
22:00Yeah I'm alright
22:04It's been a lot of drama
22:06I feel you dude we've gone through it too
22:08This sucks I freaking hate it
22:12How are you doing Jan?
22:14I'm doing good how are you doing?
22:16I'm doing alright
22:18Hey if anybody can relate
22:20Also will you take Bubba's downstairs real quick?
22:26I'm like possibly making my bubble
22:28Hello?
22:30I do have to ask
22:32Do you want to go to Vegas?
22:34Like do you want to work this out in Vegas?
22:38Yeah more than anything
22:40The biggest reason why I even wanted to go
22:42Is like I'd tailor it
22:44You had your baby at 36 weeks
22:46I also don't want to be
22:48Not there if something happened
22:52Let's give him some space
22:54Thanks
22:56Yeah thank you
22:58I'm sorry
23:00For what?
23:02Just I don't know
23:04Well today
23:06I just feel like I just like
23:08Broke down
23:10I understand that you're struggling
23:12Yeah
23:14Obviously I'm like I have a lot
23:16Of frustration inside of me
23:18And the way I feel is
23:20Like really just
23:22Lost and confused
23:24And I don't think I should feel
23:26Confused
23:28With us
23:30And like I don't want to feel that way
23:32Like I shouldn't have to feel that way
23:34Like I just want to feel like
23:36We have each other's
23:38Backs and we're like on a team
23:40Yeah
23:42And sometimes I feel like
23:44We're not teammates
23:46We're like
23:48We're just not
23:50I just don't know what else you like want from me
23:52I want to feel like
23:54You want this with me
23:56To show me that and to show me that you care
23:58Dakota you once married
24:00And in the LDS religion
24:02You're taught this way
24:04It's just instilled in you
24:06But I should wait until I'm fully ready
24:08So I don't have to go through anything like this
24:10Ever again
24:12In a divorce because who would want that
24:14I think it could be concerning if I'm rushing into a marriage
24:16Just because of a baby
24:18And it could turn out not as good
24:20You know
24:22I just feel like when we have like good days
24:24Then we just start over
24:26Like there's something else
24:28So it's like hard to give in to someone
24:30Then I don't know how
24:32I mean it doesn't matter
24:34Should we continue this conversation
24:36Yeah let's get going
24:38Five hours
24:40That's a lot of time for us to
24:42A lot of time to hash it out
24:44I know Taylor and Dakota's relationship started off super rocky
24:46And from everybody's perspective
24:48It seems a bit toxic
24:50But I don't know the full story
24:52So I don't want to jump into conclusions
24:54And I definitely think there is a lot of pressure
24:56On them to get married
24:58With the church's standpoint
25:00On having a child
25:02Out of wedlock
25:04Ugh
25:06Let's do this thing
25:08You want me to grab that Jen
25:10Yeah if you could
25:12Oh it is windy
25:14I've got him
25:16It is so cold
25:18Can I give you a hug
25:20Yeah
25:22I love you
25:24You do
25:26You know I do
25:28I love you too much
25:30That's my whole issue
25:32Is I care way too much
25:36We're having a baby together
25:38That's a massive commitment
25:40So I'm like why can't you also
25:42Commit to like telling me that
25:44I'm in this
25:46We're in this together
25:48We're not going anywhere
25:50But do you see how we fight one moment
25:52And then we're like good
25:54Is that normal
25:56Well no it's a cycle
25:58We're in a cycle
26:00Yeah it's like I mean
26:02I think that's the whole point
26:04It really can be as simple as like
26:06Once you break a cycle
26:08I feel like that's where
26:10That's how you heal
26:12And like work through things
26:14But cycles are so hard to break
26:16And I know a baby can either
26:18Make or break that
26:20Yeah
26:22It makes it cause
26:24It tests your relationship
26:26To a whole other level
26:46What up guys
26:48Sunny loves me
26:50We're here
26:52We've arrived
26:54This is your Airbnb
26:56Wait it's cute
26:58It's so much cuter in person
27:00Oh my gosh wait they upgraded it
27:02Oh my gosh
27:04So two beds in here
27:06Two in here
27:08Hey guys it's a pool
27:10And mini golf
27:12Get ready to pickle
27:14Let's go pick out rooms
27:16This place is so cute though
27:18You guys
27:20Thank you Jess
27:22You're the best
27:24I want to put a sign on the door that says like
27:26Pussies only
27:28You don't think they're going to try to show up though
27:30No they said they were dropping them off
27:32And you know they're going to try to linger
27:34Dakota's not going to be like see ya
27:36I really hope that they don't just show up to the house
27:38Randomly to hang out because again it's a girls trip
27:40I don't know why some of these men
27:42Have like separation anxiety when it comes to their partners
27:44But you can survive a weekend without them
27:46With all the things that we've been through recently
27:48We needed this weekend to come together
27:50And just support each other
27:52Should I say like vaginas or like
27:54Just say labias only
27:56Wait but you don't have any
27:58I still have them
28:00They're just smaller
28:02I think it's really disrespectful that I planned this girls trip
28:04And they didn't even ask me if they could come
28:06They invited themselves
28:08So no boys allowed in the house
28:10That's my one rule since this is my trip
28:12That better not fly away
28:14You can't come in
28:16Labias only
28:18Yeah labias my ass dude
28:20Hello
28:22Welcome to my home
28:24Hi
28:26You're wearing your sweatshirt
28:28Turns out the boys have labias
28:30Good that you're welcome
28:34I almost said pussies but
28:36Damn you guys got food too
28:38Let's set the ground rules
28:40I think
28:42Girls only no boys
28:44Not no rules but we want to have fun
28:46Right like we want to all let loose
28:48No male strippers though
28:50No just female
28:52Really?
28:54And it's Jen
28:56You're a big girl you can do whatever you want
28:58Woo
29:00Wait do you mean that?
29:02No
29:04I was like really
29:06I feel like when Zach's around all of us he tries to play it cool
29:08Like oh yeah Jen can do whatever she wants
29:10But I already know he's freaking out
29:12And that's exactly why he said just kidding
29:14After he said she can do whatever she wants
29:16So this is a time for us to just let loose
29:18And have fun and relax and go out
29:20And not have to worry about our husbands in general
29:22And I feel like he's already ruining that
29:24Alright anyways dude we'll get out of your girls' hair
29:26I know you hate us here and stuff
29:28Thanks for driving you guys
29:30Good uber drivers
29:32Yeah we'll see you in a couple hours
29:34No way
29:36Yeah I'll be here tonight climbing up the rooftops
29:38You'll probably be skinny dipping in the pool
29:40Taylor
29:42Sorry we came a little bit late
29:44Some things happened this morning
29:46Oh goodness
29:48What happened?
29:50I didn't say anything
29:52You were looking at me
29:54Wait what?
29:56It was a great
29:58It needs to happen
30:00You in Dakota?
30:02Yeah like for reals
30:04She came to my house bawling
30:06We got a front row seat the other day
30:08Of like a fight of ours
30:10And it's been like 9 days of us
30:12Just like not getting along
30:14What are you thinking?
30:16So I have a secret
30:18That I've been holding in for a little bit
30:20And as Taylor is telling her story
30:22Of her and Dakota fighting
30:24At this point I feel like I have to tell somebody
30:26Or else I'm going to die inside
30:28What's hard for you in this situation
30:30Is you feel like you're walking on eggshells
30:32Because I've gone through the same thing with Zach
30:34And people think that
30:36They're controlling
30:38Or being overly protective
30:40Like that's their fault for portraying themselves that way
30:42I just think you guys need to go to therapy
30:44If you want to make it work
30:46I mean that's what Zach and I have done
30:48And therapy has been a game changer
30:50But still
30:52I know Zach has a lot of his flaws
30:54He can be a bit controlling
30:56And a bit judgmental
30:58I think his issue is that
31:00He loves and cares too much
31:02Do you guys want to get ready
31:04And then we can kind of continue to talk
31:06Because we have to be ready in like an hour and a half
31:08Wait, what's the plan?
31:10So I got us tickets for something
31:12I'm not going to let you guys know yet
31:14But everyone has to come
31:16Because it's kind of for Layla's birthday
31:18Since it's her birthday soon
31:20Will my husband approve?
31:22In the eyes of God, you should be fine
31:24Because my God's chill as well
31:26So
31:28Whitney didn't come to Vegas
31:30She's not a great part of this group
31:32And I miss her
31:34I also feel like her isolating herself isn't good
31:36I really wish Whitney could just make amends with all the girls
31:38But I have a feeling that's not going to happen
31:50Hey, Sarah, right?
31:52Sarah, it's good to meet you
31:54Nice to meet you
31:56Whitney, Ally
31:58I'm so excited
32:00So tell me why you wanted to come
32:02I just feel like we're so gravitated towards this life
32:04And I don't really know much about it
32:06What exactly is a homestead?
32:08Like one sentence
32:10Is self-sustainable living
32:12It's up to the individual or the family
32:14To decide how far they're going to take that
32:16We want a farm
32:18There's been so much drama in our life
32:20Because of this mom talk group
32:22And I just want to get away from that
32:24We don't want anything too crazy
32:26We don't want a lot of cattle
32:28I really don't want pigs
32:32It's every day
32:34It's 365 days a year
32:36But it's very rhythmic
32:38And it's only about an hour, hour and a half of work every day
32:40To take care of as many animals as I have
32:42That's not bad
32:44I didn't think it would take all day
32:46It doesn't
32:48Tell me why you chose to not go to Vegas
32:50Everybody clearly saw
32:52How my conversation with Jessie went down
32:54Jessie had told me that everybody
32:56Was talking shit about me behind my back
32:58That hurt
33:00And I know that a lot of them know that
33:02Jessie told me all those things
33:04But yet nobody cares to clear the air
33:06Nobody cares to say anything about that
33:08So I guess they're not really my friends
33:10Should we go look at some more animals?
33:12Let's do it
33:14Ooh yes
33:16Yes
33:22Alright ladies
33:24We're going ham tonight
33:26Oh look at your hair
33:28I know I decided to go up
33:30I love it
33:32I have anxiety right now
33:34Why?
33:36I didn't tell anyone this
33:38I don't know why she's like right there
33:42You know how I do those anonymous
33:44And I got this confession
33:46About like Dakota
33:48So
33:50Sinner Sunday is something that I kind of came up with
33:52When I was bored one day
33:54Just so people can confess their sins
33:56So I thought what better day to do it
33:58Than Sunday
34:00So it became a little thing where every week I would post
34:02And people could anonymously confess
34:04Their sins
34:06And so that's when I got the confession about Dakota
34:08Um
34:10What's going on?
34:12So I got the confession
34:14You know how I do those anonymous Q&A confessions
34:16And I didn't tell anyone
34:18And I don't know what to do
34:20What's the confession?
34:22It says I accidentally slept with Dakota
34:24Before I knew he and Taylor were together
34:26And it says I only met Taylor once
34:28And I'm terrified to tell her
34:30But I know she has a right to know
34:32Dot dot dot help
34:34With like a emoji
34:36Do you think the DM might have been from Jenna?
34:38Look it says who sent this
34:40Should I say something to her?
34:42I would
34:44I have no idea who sent in this anonymous confession
34:46But I have an idea that it could be Jenna
34:48She's a girl that Dakota dated
34:50Before Taylor and him were together
34:52But he was also seeing Jenna and Taylor at the same time
34:54And so that's why there's this contention
34:56And issues in their relationship
34:58You're thinking I like did this so intentional
35:00Don't tell me you can't hang out
35:02Because at guys night you end up at a girl's house hooking up
35:04I mean she literally just got done saying
35:06That if there was something that came up
35:08She'd be done and she'd walk away
35:10Taylor if you found out today that Dakota lied
35:12And actually slept with Jenna that night
35:14Would you leave him even though you were
35:16Having his baby?
35:18100,000% would be dead to me
35:20Really?
35:22It'd be one thing if she's like
35:24I don't care about the past I really don't want to know
35:26I'd say stay out of it
35:28This is a situation where it's like
35:30If she finds out and the baby comes
35:32And they get married she would probably divorce him
35:34No I know
35:36I've made it very clear
35:38That I do not trust Dakota
35:40And this DM is the perfect example of why I'm right
35:42I don't know if that's true or not
35:44But it makes me worry
35:46And I know at this point that I need to tell Taylor
35:48But I'm worried because we're days away from her having a baby
35:50We're in Vegas in an Airbnb
35:52I don't want her giving birth in our Airbnb
35:54Like I'm anxiety right now just thinking about my heart
35:56Yeah
36:06Oh
36:08The pony Connor
36:10Get that pony
36:12I know all of the girls are in Vegas
36:14But there's been so much drama
36:16In our life I just want to get away from that
36:18And Connor and I
36:20And our kiddos we're going to get the ins and outs
36:22Of what a homestead life is
36:24I'm so excited
36:26So one thing I have to tell you though
36:28The manure
36:30Oh I had
36:32I can already smell it
36:34Oh yes
36:36And you will smell like it
36:38It embeds in your hair and your clothing
36:40Oh that is
36:42So you just scoop it up
36:44So these rakes are made just for horse poo
36:46Oh
36:48It just kind of picks it right up
36:50It does
36:52What do you think of your friends
36:54And family's assertion
36:56That your homesteading is just another version of Hawaii
36:58I hate that everyone says
37:00I'm like running away
37:02And just like
37:04Removing yourself from a toxic environment
37:06Not running away
37:08Copper holy shit
37:10Ah copper no
37:12Oh copper
37:14That's the one I need picked up first
37:16Copper
37:18I'm sure the group's doing just fine without me in Vegas
37:20But let's be honest
37:22It's not as fun because I'm not there
37:24Oh did you see his butthole just like close
37:26Oh god
37:28Go get the fresh stuff
37:30Oh gosh
37:42Alright ladies
37:44Thank you I love you
37:46Are you being sarcastic
37:48Yes
37:50Do you know her at all
37:52Is that her color
37:54That's so cute
37:56So I feel like the girls in this group can be a little uptight
37:58And I am definitely the one in the group
38:00That's a little more relaxed and I like to have fun
38:02And I wanted to plan something for Layla's birthday
38:04To kind of just get them to like
38:06Let their hair down
38:08I wanted us to just have like a fun night
38:10So I planned a surprise and I'm super excited
38:12To see everyone's reactions
38:14How cute
38:16We made it
38:18We made it
38:20I'm sturdy enough
38:22Wait shut up
38:24It's so fun
38:26Thank you guys
38:28I love you
38:30Isn't this so fun
38:32This is the stuff I live for
38:34Hopefully husbands don't kill me when they find out
38:36But I think it's going to be a fun thing
38:38For us all to do together
38:40So are we going to talk about
38:42What we're doing because I'm still confused
38:44We're all ready
38:46How much more anticipation
38:48Can you
38:50I don't know I think we're just going to show up
38:52And then you guys will find out
38:54100% the husbands are going to be nervous
38:56What?
38:58I'm nervous they're going to hate me but I just thought it would be fun
39:00No we're not doing a strip club
39:02Oh no
39:04It's entertainment
39:06It's entertainment so it's a show
39:08Guys
39:10It's Chippendales
39:12Oh you're so right
39:14It's Chippendales
39:16She goes what's Chippendales
39:18Chippendales
39:20Woo
39:22Woo
39:26Of course Jesse would
39:28Freaking plan
39:30All of this
39:32I should have known
39:34I'm screwed
39:36I'm screwed
39:38I heard it is
39:40I heard they show some ass
39:42Oh gosh
39:44How do you spell Chippendales
39:46C-H-I-P-P-E-N-D-A-LES
39:48Don't tell him yet
39:50I don't want Zach to stress out right now
39:52Thank you
39:54Oh no
39:56Where are we going
39:58I'm scared
40:00Don't look ladies
40:02Oh my gosh
40:04All the boys are waiting
40:06I knew it
40:08Shut the hell up
40:10Ladies meet the boys
40:14So since it's Layla's
40:16Birthday weekend and she is recently
40:18Single and ready to mingle
40:20I thought it would be really fun to get her the VIP
40:22Package where we go backstage we get to meet
40:24The boys before and just kind of like
40:26Loosen up before the show starts
40:28Layla this is your first time in Vegas
40:30Yes
40:32And it's her birthday
40:34Oh great
40:36So give her a special treatment
40:38She's gonna get it
40:40Oh she's gonna get it
40:42Lucky me
40:44You look a little dry
40:46Show her how this works
40:48We need the lights to kind of like
40:50So if you just want to put a little bit on your hand
40:52And then you can just do the rest
40:54Don't act like you don't do this all the time Layla
40:56Yeah Layla
40:58This is an everyday situation
41:00Yeah I really don't know what to do with myself
41:02Let's try not to make any eye contact
41:04Let's look at the floor and let's just get through this
41:06Okay
41:08Come on
41:10Oh my god
41:16The floor is dry
41:20Girls what are we doing
41:22We are married women
41:24Why are we rubbing oil on these men
41:26Oh my gosh Layla
41:28Get into it
41:30Perfect
41:32Layla is taking full advantage of being the single one
41:34In the group right now and I'm living for it
41:36I hope she gets some numbers tonight
41:38Because this is all for you baby girl
41:40Get in line
41:42And then raise their chest
41:44I have never been so uncomfortable
41:50Are you squirting it all
41:52This is absolutely brutal
41:54I feel like this is definitely crossing the line
42:08Oh my gosh
42:10For us to go meet the male stripper
42:12Themselves
42:14Just standing there
42:16I'm already feeling guilty
42:18Now we're taking a picture with them
42:20Bye guys
42:22Good luck tonight break a leg
42:28I think it's just kind of cool
42:30It's kind of cool to be able to go behind the scenes
42:32It's like chill
42:34I'm literally shaking
42:36I'm freaking out about that
42:38I'm just worried
42:40Being associated with them
42:42Taking pictures
42:44It just looks bad
42:46I definitely think this goes against
42:48Everything we believe in as Mormons
42:50I think it's disrespectful
42:52To my husband
42:54It's disrespectful to our marriage
42:58Even though this is all a joke
43:00I do feel like from the church's standpoint
43:02This looks really bad
43:04I'm fine to do this whole thing
43:06And do it for Layla and have fun
43:08But the minute they try to make me go up there
43:10Or dance on me is the minute I'm out
43:12I literally will be a divorce woman
43:14I'm not even kidding
43:16I'm not even jokingly saying that
43:18I'm literally telling you Zach would divorce me over something like this
43:22Dakota's mad
43:24What did you say to him
43:26Did you tell him what it was
43:28I was like it's Chippendales he goes dumb
43:30It's just a performance
43:32I feel bad
43:34Everyone's going to be in trouble tonight
43:36I'm done I'm in trouble everyday
43:38That's my point
43:40Today I'm in trouble
43:42Tomorrow I'll be in trouble
43:44Where have you been
43:46I've been talking to Jace
43:48I didn't realize you'd be upset
43:50Why
43:52Men do nothing but cause problems
43:54Why was Jace so upset
43:56It's mind boggling to me
43:58These girls are just listening to their husbands
44:00They're like the perfect little step bird wives
44:02Chippendales is supposed to be a fun place
44:04It's supposed to be a place where women get to let loose
44:06And I'm just now stuck here with a bunch of sad moms
44:08But I feel like this is just like a fun innocent night
44:10There's nothing to worry about
44:12And if any husbands have weird reactions
44:14Then I don't know
44:16I feel like there's something missing in that relationship
44:18Because I know my husband isn't going to care
44:20Okay well we should do a tic toc while we sit here
44:22Alright I'm going to film you guys
44:24Will you guys just go
44:26No boyfriends
44:28I'm not being a tic toc
44:30Why
44:32This whole scene I can't
44:34We're in a lounge with a bunch of girls
44:36With boogers
44:38I know but the no boyfriends
44:40The girls trip
44:42When it comes to Jen and Zach and their relationship
44:44It is a little alarming to me
44:46The way that she talks about how Zach
44:48Wants things to be a little bit more traditional
44:50Especially when it comes to the church
44:52They think that their women owe them
44:54Doing things a specific way to prove
44:56That they are only
44:58That man's wife
45:00And it's so strange to me
45:02Because it's like you can have fun with your girls
45:04And go out and wear what you want to wear
45:06And be completely loyal to your husband
45:08Okay I'm going to say 1, 2, 3 and then it'll count down
45:10Girls trip
45:12Definition no boyfriends
45:14No bullshit
45:16Why are we getting upset it's a tic toc
45:18I don't want to be in a tic toc
45:20To be honest I don't even know what to do with myself
45:22Do I just walk out
45:24Do I just
45:26Go along with everything
45:28To be honest I really don't know what to do
45:30Maybe I should text Zach just to let him know
45:32What's going on
45:38Don't worry
45:44Babe I'm literally
45:46It's a joke
45:48Like Macy went with her mom to this
45:50I didn't even know
45:52Until I got here
45:54Can you just stop for a second
45:56And just like think of me as a person
45:58And my character
46:02Can you just think about me please
46:06Can you just think of me as a human being
46:08I did nothing wrong in this situation
46:14Okay what's going on
46:16I thought he was cool with you being here
46:18I mean I'm in trouble
46:20He doesn't want to be married to me
46:22If I do stuff like this
46:30Oh my gosh
46:32He really does want a divorce
46:34Like what did
46:36Basically I'm thinking what did I do
46:38But where did it go wrong because you told him you were here
46:40And you said it was cool
46:42He just started questioning me
46:44And my character and just started saying
46:46Like why would you even put yourself in this situation
46:48I didn't even put myself in this situation
46:50It was a surprise
46:52So we didn't know we were coming
46:54I definitely think this isn't just about Chippendales
46:56I think this is a lot more than that
46:58Like I haven't done anything wrong
47:00No you've not even gone in there
47:04It's just so frustrating
47:14Are you guys ready
47:18Jen was missing
47:20Maybe I watched too much true crime
47:22She's MIA she's not answering her phone
47:24Jen was being bitched out all night
47:26He was upset that she went
47:28We met them
47:30Why'd you call me again
47:32Did you hang up on him
47:36We're like 17 days away from having our baby
47:38And we're like so bad
47:42I don't think that they should be together period
47:44As far as mom talk goes
47:46I don't think we're going to survive this
47:48I feel like I need to tell you something
48:16I need to tell you something