The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Episode 3 - The Book of Saints & Sinners
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00:00♪ I know you don't wanna feel this way ♪
00:08♪ I could kind of get it, yeah life is strange ♪
00:12Your gluten-free special rolls.
00:14Love them.
00:15Just like hard as a rock.
00:16I think we're just gonna have to eat them
00:17right when they come out.
00:18I think you should just throw one at Whitney
00:20when she walks in the door.
00:21You know me.
00:22This is the first time me, Michaela, and Whitney
00:24are gonna hang out since Taylor's baby shower.
00:26The fact that Whitney didn't show up,
00:28I think it made this whole thing more dramatic
00:29than it should have been, so we definitely
00:31wanna talk to Whitney about it.
00:33Hello!
00:35Oh, hi!
00:36Welcome!
00:37Look at her cute little.
00:38Is it hot?
00:39It is hot.
00:40Your skin's glowing.
00:42Mwah.
00:43Mwah.
00:44Okay.
00:45I have a confession to make, though.
00:47You spit in the soup?
00:48Oh!
00:50I spit in the soup?
00:52No, Connor made it.
00:54Oh.
00:55Not me.
00:55I can't take full credit.
00:56This is my house.
00:57Let me pour your poppy.
00:58Thanks.
01:00I'll tell you what was crazy was that baby shower.
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:02Dude.
01:05Everyone's like, where's Whitney?
01:07Where is she?
01:08That's why my day was crazy and I wasn't even there.
01:10So they were texting you?
01:11Demi was texting me, Layla was texting me,
01:13and then Taylor's mom calls me.
01:15Stop.
01:16Where's Whitney?
01:17Oh, yeah, Whitney's not here.
01:18I don't know if she's coming.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Hey, Whitney?
01:21Yeah?
01:21This is Leigh-Anne, Tay's mom.
01:23What is going on?
01:24I think that's more of a conversation
01:26between me and Taylor.
01:27Were you shocked when Leigh-Anne called you?
01:29No, I was because I didn't have her number saved.
01:31That's what I said.
01:32So you know.
01:32I wouldn't have picked up.
01:34I wouldn't have picked up.
01:35I felt like it was a bit dramatic.
01:37Like, you could have just like,
01:38stay with your daughter, enjoy the event,
01:40call me after if you're like,
01:41you're really concerned as to why I wasn't there.
01:44I thought you were gonna text her.
01:45That's why I was surprised you didn't actually.
01:47It would have been nice.
01:48Just because our whole friend group is there,
01:49then you didn't say anything, dude.
01:52Well, like, a text would have been nice, maybe.
01:55But it didn't even cross my mind to text her.
01:57Like, I just like,
01:58genuinely didn't think it was gonna be a big deal.
02:01I think Whitney didn't show up to Taylor's baby shower
02:04because she wanted the attention to be on her.
02:06I think she's very calculated in that way.
02:08I think it's clear that Whitney wants to be leader mom talk.
02:11We're not friends.
02:12That's so weird to me.
02:13I definitely sometimes feel torn between Taylor and Whitney.
02:16I really just need them to talk
02:18so that we can figure everything out
02:19and become like, a whole group again.
02:20She thinks you're friends, so that's why she's confused.
02:23Well, then you don't know the definition of friends.
02:28Come ye saints and come ye sinners.
02:32Alleluia.
02:35Listen up.
02:38I'm the one you've been dreaming of.
02:41I've got everything you could ever want.
02:45Try me in your sleep, I'll bring you to your knees.
02:48Baby, you're gonna believe.
02:51Pay us up, pay us up, pay us up.
02:54Pay us up, pay us up, pay us up.
02:59Pay us up.
03:07You know I'm flying high, living life large every day.
03:10Just like the stars in the sky, I'm floating on air.
03:13Won't stop till I get to the top and it breaks.
03:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:19You know I'm flying high, living life large every day.
03:22Just like the stars in the sky, I'm floating on air.
03:24Pizza's here, sweetie.
03:25Won't stop till I get to the top and it breaks.
03:27One and then as that one's gone, we'll pull out the next one.
03:30Are you excited?
03:31I'm excited.
03:31It should be fun.
03:32Zach just graduated from BYU.
03:35So I'm throwing Zach a graduation party.
03:39The next chapter is medical school.
03:42It's always been his plan since he was really little.
03:45I mean, his dad is a heart surgeon.
03:47His grandpa was a surgeon.
03:49His great-grandpa was a surgeon.
03:50So I also think it is expected.
03:54So we'll move this back here and that people can even
03:57be sitting on it while you start.
03:58And then we'll move some other chairs around as well.
04:00I hope everything goes well.
04:03I hope your friends all behave.
04:08Yeah, I guess we'll see.
04:09This week, we also have Luca's baby blessing.
04:12And then we have Denise's party.
04:14MomTalk has a packed calendar this week.
04:18Hello.
04:19What's up?
04:20Hi.
04:20You look amazing.
04:22You look amazing.
04:24Hi.
04:25Hi, I'm Zach's mom, Crystal.
04:26Nice to meet you.
04:27Nice to meet you.
04:28Hi, Crystal.
04:29What's up, brother?
04:30How's it going, man?
04:30Good to see you.
04:31Congratulations.
04:32Hi, Whitney.
04:33Hi, Jackson.
04:34Hello.
04:35Graduate.
04:36Hi.
04:37Congratulations.
04:38Hi.
04:38How are you?
04:39Good.
04:41Thank you so much.
04:42Do you want to sit in the dining room?
04:43I'll show you.
04:44I'll show you where it's at.
04:45It's this way.
04:46Is Whitney here?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah, yeah, she's here.
04:49OK.
04:50I haven't seen or talked to her.
04:51Oh, she's just in that room.
04:53Yeah, I haven't talked to her since everything.
04:56This is the first time I'll be seeing Whitney since she
04:58didn't show up to my baby shower.
05:00So I'm a little nervous.
05:02And I feel like I'm comfortable with it.
05:05Hey, guys, real quick.
05:06This is my buddy, Ethan.
05:06He's going to give us a quick rundown of.
05:08Hi, Ethan.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:09He owns Thirst, if you've ever been to Thirst.
05:11Yeah.
05:12We love it.
05:13This is Soda Man.
05:15I love it.
05:15Grab your cup, have a little ice,
05:17do some drinking to go.
05:19Oh, nice.
05:19Hell, yeah.
05:20In the Mormon church, drinking alcohol is not allowed.
05:23But even though Mormons don't drink, we like to party.
05:26So soda is the Mormon version of coffee
05:29because we're not supposed to have coffee or tea.
05:31So then Mormons have tons of soda.
05:33Amazing.
05:34So shops open like the same time as a coffee shop.
05:37You see people in the drive-thru getting soda
05:40at like 8 in the morning, which is crazy.
05:43Look at that ice.
05:43Oh.
05:45Hello, beautiful.
05:46Hello.
05:47How are you?
05:48Hi, Rick.
05:48How are you?
05:49Hi, how you doing?
05:49Good.
05:50Nice to see you guys.
05:51My mom comes from Ecuador.
05:54She doesn't speak very good English.
05:56Hi, mom.
05:56Hi.
05:57Hi.
05:58She's not wealthy.
05:59My mom and my mother-in-law are completely different.
06:04There has definitely been a few times
06:06where I have felt judged.
06:09To put things into perspective, my mom
06:12is a cleaning lady in the same hospital
06:17that Zach's dad is a heart surgeon, which is crazy.
06:23Hello.
06:24Hi, you guys.
06:25This is like family dinner.
06:26How's everyone?
06:27Good.
06:27How are you?
06:28All pretty high.
06:30You've met Jordan.
06:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:33Go sit down or no?
06:34You can sit down.
06:35Go sit down.
06:38Did you get that for me?
06:39Yeah, I got that.
06:40No, I got that for you.
06:41Why are you shocked?
06:42Am I drinking again?
06:44Are we best friends?
06:45Yeah, we just became best friends.
06:47It's pretty clear I don't like Dakota
06:49and the way he treats her and talks to her.
06:51And I don't know why.
06:52It just kind of gives me the ick a little bit.
06:55Why are you shocked?
06:56Is it?
06:58Is it?
07:00Remember, Jordan, I don't drink.
07:02I'm innocent.
07:03There's no weed.
07:05Who does drink here?
07:07I used to.
07:09No, guys.
07:11I want to be a better example for my boys.
07:13Oh, hell yeah.
07:14So she's only going to have a little?
07:16So I'm only going to have like three drinks.
07:18And then I'm going to get a little drunk tonight.
07:21Being a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day
07:24Saints, I have values and standards
07:27that I'm choosing to uphold by.
07:30I feel like me, Jen, and Macy are the most
07:33devout out of the whole group.
07:34And others who drink alcohol once in a while,
07:40two polar opposites there.
07:42Should we start getting our suits on?
07:43We should do it now.
07:44OK, let's do it.
07:45Come on.
07:45Hey, babe, I'm going to head out.
07:47Because I know you guys are going hot tubbing every weekend.
07:48So I'll probably go.
07:49No, that's OK.
07:50Don't even worry about it.
07:51I'm scared to freeze.
07:52Yeah, don't even worry about it.
07:54Yeah, you're super hypnotized.
07:56Yes.
07:57Have fun.
07:57You guys be good kids, too.
07:59Bye.
08:00See you.
08:00I'd love to talk.
08:01See you.
08:04So there's no, like, any elephants in the room?
08:10Anything you want to talk about, I'd like to in person.
08:14I think we should.
08:16So I feel like I'm trying to make an effort with Whitney.
08:19I would love to talk about things.
08:20She's like, OK.
08:23OK, like, we need to have a talk.
08:25Like, you literally just didn't show up to my shower.
08:27Hey, see you.
08:27Thanks, see you.
08:28Take care.
08:29She's not giving me anything, almost as if there's really,
08:33she has nothing to say.
08:34That's the vibe I'm getting.
08:36Have fun for us, guys.
08:37We will.
08:38Party hard.
08:39Hey, I love you.
08:40Hey, love you guys.
08:41See ya.
08:41I don't want to have a conversation with Taylor.
08:44I don't want to do that.
08:47Do you feel like, I know you don't, like, owe her anything,
08:49but you think maybe, like, you can just tell her how you feel
08:52and be honest about it?
08:53And then, like, then it's like, great.
08:54We can either be friends or we can be courtesy.
08:56I under, no, I get that.
08:58And I do think about that.
09:00But then I also remember all of the times
09:02that I was vulnerable.
09:05There was a rumor that Connor was on Tinder.
09:08He had been struggling with a porn addiction.
09:10Yeah, I've been pregnant for, like, I would say four weeks.
09:13I'm pretty sure I miscarried.
09:14So I'm going to the hospital every other day
09:16because, like, they have to, like, draw blood.
09:18That's why I have that wall.
09:20Because you know, if it's, like, the other way around,
09:22we're going to be annoying.
09:22We're going to be like, wait, I wonder what I did.
09:23Like, and you're going crazy.
09:25I know, but the difference is, is I would have called her
09:28right after.
09:29And she didn't.
09:29She never did.
09:33Oh, yay.
09:36Are we doing fashion shows?
09:37Oh, there you guys are.
09:38Is that where all the men were?
09:40Do I look like this though?
09:41Unrelated?
09:42No, I'm just going to sneak in here real quick.
09:44Jen?
09:50200 pound dumbbell.
09:52Yeah, is Jen here?
09:54I guess we don't have a chaperone.
09:56It's just us.
09:56We don't have a chaperone.
09:58This was Jen's idea, and here we are.
09:59Tried it and returned it.
10:03I'm good for right now.
10:04You guys are all annoying.
10:05How about you two?
10:06I'm going to pass.
10:07Are you sure?
10:08I thought it was a graduation party.
10:10Really?
10:11Like, you know that this is an LDS family.
10:13You know the rules.
10:15This is revelation given to Joseph Smith.
10:17And in his writing, there's literal scripture
10:21of not drinking alcohol.
10:23What is in there?
10:24Yeah, what did you bring?
10:25Vodka.
10:26Blood.
10:27It's a belief that they have, and it's a belief
10:29that they have, and it's a belief
10:31that Jesse and Jordan know.
10:32Like, now you're being rude.
10:37I know we're on different terms when it comes to the church,
10:39but I at least thought we were on the same level
10:43of understanding and respect for each other.
10:45We don't drink, and so it just feels very insensitive
10:49for her to bring alcohol.
10:52I feel like I'm in high school again.
10:54Hurry, hide it.
10:59Zack!
11:00Zack!
11:01Zack!
11:02Zack!
11:03Zack!
11:03Whoa!
11:03Zack!
11:04Zack!
11:05Zack!
11:05Zack!
11:06Jack!
11:06Jack!
11:07Jack!
11:07Jack!
11:08Welcome to your hot tub.
11:09Oh, thank you.
11:10Yeah.
11:11OK, we're going to play Never Have I Ever,
11:13so everyone put your hands up.
11:14OK, this is typically a drinking game.
11:16Put your hands on the tab.
11:17Yeah.
11:18All right, ready?
11:19In one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
11:23ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21,
11:28It's typically a drinking game, right?
11:29I'm really gonna win this game.
11:30Yeah, so wait a minute.
11:31If we're gonna play this game,
11:33we should probably have a drink first, so.
11:35I don't want my secrets coming out.
11:38You guys, there will not be any secrets.
11:41I'm freaking out.
11:43Give this girl a shot.
11:45It's one thing for her to be drinking at my house.
11:47It's another thing to involve my family.
11:49If Zach's parents find out, this could be really bad.
11:54To be honest, mom talk already doesn't have a good look
11:58and Zach's parents are aware of that
12:00and Jessie drinking is disrespectful
12:03and it almost feels like she's spitting in my face.
12:06It's hot.
12:07Are we good?
12:07Okay, yeah, let's go.
12:08Okay.
12:09Let's go.
12:10Let's go.
12:11Let's go.
12:12Let's go.
12:12Let's go.
12:13I think it's time to face it, you basic.
12:15Can't see these haters, yeah, I think I need some lacing.
12:17I think it's time to face it, you basic.
12:19Get on my level, boy, you're gonna need a spaceship.
12:22When Jordyn brought out the flask,
12:24I just thought it was inappropriate.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Hi, guys.
12:27Welcome, Millie.
12:28Hi.
12:29Thank you so much.
12:30Thank you so much.
12:32Macy is the most entertaining person to watch to get Botox.
12:35Like, I would low-key never get laughing gas for Botox,
12:37but I'll do it today just for fun.
12:39I've never had laughing gas.
12:41Why not?
12:41Like, am I not going to get high for free?
12:43Like, it's not against the rules.
12:45In the LDS religion, we do not smoke, do not drink.
12:51But when this mom talk group gets Botox,
12:54they'll get laughing gas.
12:55And it's a party.
12:59I'm already feeling it.
13:00I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.
13:02Oh my gosh.
13:03You guys, it's already hitting me.
13:04I'm not even kidding.
13:06So do you think that everyone comes for the Botox
13:08or the laughing gas?
13:10Oh, they come for both, because they
13:13know they're going to get that gas.
13:15And it's no extra charge.
13:17Wait, don't you feel good?
13:19Wait a second.
13:21My arms are like, I'm not even kidding.
13:25Everything just feels, like, weird.
13:27Yeah.
13:28Have you never been high before?
13:29No.
13:30Oh, OK.
13:31In the LDS church, some of the reasons
13:32why we have these guidelines, like the word of wisdom,
13:34is basically because we want to make sure that we're
13:36taking care of our bodies.
13:37And we're always told that our body is a temple,
13:39and we want to keep it clean and put clean things in it.
13:42It's actually surprising that they don't really
13:44care, as far as I know, about, like, plastic surgery.
13:47So everyone will be getting Botox and lip filler here.
13:50There's like eight footsteps coming in the hall.
13:52Oh, yes.
13:53What are you doing?
13:55I am doing a facial while you're sober.
13:58My eyes, you guys.
13:59My eyes are so red.
14:00What's happening?
14:01Please.
14:02What's happening?
14:02What's happening?
14:03What's happening?
14:05OK, so we're hosting Luca's baby blessing on Sunday.
14:11Yeah, I'm inviting you, Mikaela, and Winn.
14:14A baby blessing within the LDS church,
14:16it's not like, hallelujah, sprinkle a little bit
14:19of water on the baby.
14:20We're giving them a priesthood blessing
14:23by a father, a grandpa, and anyone close to this child.
14:28It's a blessing from God for their journey on this earth,
14:33and it's a very sacred event.
14:35It's starting to hit.
14:36Ooh.
14:37Ooh.
14:37Oh.
14:38Stop, Whitney.
14:40Whitney, Mikaela, and Macy are fully active members,
14:43and I do think strong in the church.
14:46I just naturally gravitated toward them.
14:50I was planning on inviting everyone,
14:52but then everything that happened at the graduation
14:55party with Jesse drinking alcohol
14:57and Jordan drinking alcohol, I just
15:00didn't want to cause more drama.
15:02And baby blessings are so sacred and so special,
15:05and you do have to set that boundary.
15:08And Zach's not close to Jordan or Jesse.
15:10So are you going to invite them then?
15:12I mean, what would you do?
15:14Would you invite everyone?
15:15Would you invite Taylor?
15:17No.
15:17No, I wouldn't.
15:19Oh, yeah.
15:19OK.
15:21Should I feel bad for not?
15:23I don't know.
15:23Who cares?
15:24With Whitney as, like, the current leader of Mom Talk,
15:27maybe she should try and bring us
15:29all closer together instead of encouraging
15:31Jen to not invite the other four girls
15:35and not cause that divide that Whitney's causing right now.
15:38I was put in a tough situation because I don't want
15:41to hurt anybody's feelings.
15:42And I was like, now I feel bad because I kind of pooped.
15:45Ah!
15:46I'm done.
15:47We're having a serious conversation over here, baby.
15:51It, like, finally hits me when I'm done.
15:53And I'm like, yes.
15:55Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
16:12Hello.
16:13Hi.
16:13Wait, you look stunning.
16:16You're going to look stunning after we're done with you.
16:19Wait, I didn't know you had a tattoo on your neck.
16:20Yeah.
16:21It's so cute.
16:24I don't know if you've talked to Jen at all.
16:27But I was talking to Macy.
16:29And I was looking at dresses.
16:32And I was like, should I wear this to the baby blessing?
16:35And she, like, was, like, looking at me weird.
16:37And I was like, what is going on?
16:39She's like, um, are you invited to that?
16:41Oh.
16:42And I was like, yeah, she invited all of us.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Wait, I haven't gotten an invite either, though.
16:46Like an official one, I guess, outside of our group messages.
16:50And I'm close with her.
16:50So that's weird.
16:51Weird.
16:52Macy, Whitney, and Mikayla, these
16:54are the girls that are super active in the church.
16:58And I think that this group is the saints.
17:00And I kind of feel like Jen's their new recruit.
17:02They're, like, feeling her out, seeing if they're
17:03going to let her in the group.
17:04It's kind of like the plastics, or the mean girls,
17:07in a sense.
17:08Because it's like, you get invited to sit with them.
17:09You're lucky.
17:10But if you don't, you're kind of exiled.
17:13I feel so uncomfy because I'm like, we know it's coming up.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Because you already told us the date and time.
17:18Yeah.
17:19You guys, I have Lucas' baby blessing.
17:21I don't know where you're at with the church.
17:22But I would love if you guys could be there.
17:25Oh my god.
17:25I'm going to be doing it at my in-laws.
17:27That's so fun.
17:28Yeah.
17:29But should we just call her?
17:30And just, like, ask?
17:32OK, let's just clear the air.
17:33Yeah.
17:34It's sad that we have to do this, though.
17:35Like, you should be calling us.
17:36No, seriously.
17:39Hello.
17:40Hello.
17:42You look beautiful.
17:42That's really horrific right now.
17:44Sorry, I'm literally in my room.
17:45OK.
17:46We wanted to call because Macy and I were at lunch.
17:50And I'm like, I've got to find a dress for the baby blessing.
17:52And then she starts laughing.
17:53She's like, I don't think you're invited.
17:57And I was like, oh, awkward.
17:59We're just like, let's just call Jen and just clear the air.
18:02See if we're invited.
18:03Yeah, see if we're invited.
18:05And if we're not, like, make sure that there's no,
18:07like, real beef.
18:08Yes, 100%.
18:09Yeah, so no bad intentions.
18:12Just the fact that this is about Zach, too.
18:14It's not just about me.
18:15And it's about Luca.
18:16And Zach just feels weird inviting a ton of people
18:18he doesn't know.
18:22I understand that.
18:23I guess for me, though, like, you've
18:25expressed to me that, like, you feel like me and you
18:27were the closest out of all the girls.
18:29Maybe I should have clarified this when we spoke.
18:31But, like, I did feel, like, a little uncomfortable
18:33about everything that happened.
18:36After Zach's graduation party, it
18:38was definitely difficult making a decision with Zach.
18:42We only felt like we should invite
18:45those we felt closest to.
18:46And not that I don't feel close to Jessie and Demi
18:50and Layla and Taylor.
18:51But Zach thinks that they're not as strong in the church.
18:55They aren't living as faithful as me.
18:58It didn't make sense for me to invite
19:00them to such a sacred event.
19:04That was the thing that, at least for me,
19:07why I agreed with Zach.
19:08And you know, like, with a baby blessing,
19:10you just don't want any bad energy.
19:13I don't know.
19:13I just feel like I'm in a really tough situation.
19:16I don't know why I'm going to start crying right now.
19:18Here we go.
19:32But you're the mom, so you should have a say.
19:34In my opinion, in a marriage situation,
19:36it's not always about we are both completely united.
19:39We're both completely on the same page, you know?
19:41And so to me, it is a little confusing
19:43because that's not how I operate.
19:48Yeah, but we have a right to understand why
19:49we were uninvited, you know?
19:53But we were invited.
19:55We had it on our schedules.
19:56We were going to come.
19:56To find out three days prior, some are invited,
19:59but some aren't.
20:06No, you did.
20:06You gave a date and time.
20:08Yeah, we have it on our calendars.
20:10You guys, Luca's baby blessing.
20:11I would love if you guys could be there.
20:15When we went through telling-
20:17That is my fault.
20:18And I should have been better at communicating with Zach.
20:20Like, no, I really did, like, send a date and everything.
20:23I don't want to focus on anything but Luca
20:25and his baby blessing.
20:26I think it could have been solved with communication,
20:28though, is what we're saying.
20:29Yeah.
20:30100%, yeah.
20:31OK, well, thank you guys so much for listening.
20:34I hope that the day is beautiful and sacred.
20:36And thank you guys so much.
20:37Thank you guys.
20:39Bye.
20:40OK, bye.
20:41That's bullshit.
20:42Really?
20:43Can you tell me?
20:44No, I just think the whole situation's bullshit.
20:46I do think, with your situation,
20:49I think that Zach is really upset about Jordan.
20:51100%, yeah.
20:52And it's hard because it's like, as much as you guys are
20:54two individuals, you guys come as a couple.
20:56But then why you?
21:00I would say that Jen and Zach are definitely the most active
21:03Mormons in the group.
21:04And it makes me question if we're not invited because we're
21:08not good enough Mormons.
21:10Anyway, that's really, yeah.
21:12We'll see what happens.
21:13We'll see what happens.
21:34You want me to do the charcuterie board?
21:37Starts in 30 minutes.
21:39So I can come down and do it.
21:40Did it get pushed to 730?
21:43Right?
21:44Tonight, I am hosting a Galentine's party at my house.
21:48I've invited some of my close family and friends,
21:51as well as all of MomTalk, I believe, and including
21:54everyone.
21:54And I don't want anyone to feel alone, or left out,
21:58or left behind.
22:02Hello.
22:02Hi.
22:03Gosh.
22:04Welcome, welcome.
22:05I almost biffed it on the way here.
22:06It's all right.
22:07Galentine's is essentially a Valentine's party for the gals.
22:12So this is girls only, no men invited.
22:16Come as you are.
22:17I feel like it's not discussed enough, especially
22:20in the Mormon culture, how important it
22:23is to be in touch with your feminine sensuality.
22:27And being a progressive Mormon, I am here to shake things up.
22:32Hey, babe.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Jen's here.
22:35Jen's here?
22:36Yeah.
22:37You're early.
22:38Jen's here.
22:39It was 7, but maybe I'm wrong.
22:43Hey, I'm coming up.
22:44OK, come up.
22:45I need help.
22:45I love you.
22:46Hi, you look so cute.
22:48This is the one thing that I really need to work on,
22:51and it's time management.
22:54OK.
22:55With this specific situation, I genuinely just messed up
22:58the time.
22:59And I wish I could say that that's a first for me,
23:01but it's not.
23:05Hello.
23:05Hi.
23:06Come on in.
23:07Are you our host tonight?
23:08I'm the host this evening.
23:09I'm the emcee.
23:10Hello.
23:11How are you?
23:12That's so good.
23:14Dude, if I came out like that, Dakota would rip me loose.
23:17No, we need to talk to that man.
23:19Tonight, all things go.
23:20OK, I'll be down ASAP.
23:22This is so cute.
23:23Anybody want to help me with the charcuterie board?
23:33You guys ready to just party hard tonight?
23:34No.
23:35With Welch's sparkling cider?
23:38OK, do it.
23:39Look at my outfit.
23:44We're at my house, and we're getting ready to go
23:47to Demi's house for Galentine's.
23:49Did you hear when she said she was a 9 out of 10
23:51in the Mormon scale?
23:52No, Kayla told me that.
23:53I was like, what?
23:55A 9?
23:55I'd still consider myself a solid 9 out of 10
23:58in the Mormon scale.
24:00You're joking.
24:01I can fully see your nipple right now.
24:03What does that have to do with me?
24:04And you're going to say you're a 9 out of 10.
24:07I mean, if she thinks that, that's great.
24:09I was like, um, I was like, if you're a 9,
24:11then I'm probably a 12.
24:13That's what I said.
24:15Wait, so you guys don't actually think that she's a 9?
24:17Definitely not after the Fruity Cereal incident.
24:23What Fruity Cereal incident?
24:26You don't even want to know.
24:27I do want to know.
24:28You don't want to know.
24:29We all did, like, a girl's trip to go to California.
24:32We got invited by a brand to go out there,
24:35so we just made this huge trip of it.
24:37I don't even know how it came up.
24:38But then Demi started sharing this crazy sex story
24:43involving Brett, her husband.
24:46And Macy was like, absolutely not.
24:49That did not happen.
24:50Like, kind of, like, egging Demi on.
24:52And she was like, I'm going to prove it to you.
24:55Demi calls Brett, and they have that intimate conversation.
24:57Brett doesn't know that we're all listening.
25:00Yeah, I've never heard anything like that, so.
25:04Their conversation was even a little, like, dirty.
25:06Oh, my god.
25:07She's like, do you remember when this happened?
25:09He's like, yeah.
25:10And I was like, I was sitting there,
25:11like, mouth to the ground.
25:13I was like, there's no way he was, like, into it.
25:16But what exactly did they do?
25:18Hi.
25:19OK, thank you.
25:20She cannot be in here for the remainder of the story.
25:21Can you tell me?
25:23I was like, I'm not saying it.
25:24Here, come here.
25:25I'll tell you.
25:26I'll whisper it to you.
25:27Oh, my gosh.
25:27I don't know.
25:30OK, wait.
25:31Macy, come here.
25:32Let me use you.
25:34OK.
25:38I am appalled.
25:40Oh, goodness.
25:41Have you ever done anything like that?
25:43No.
25:43I don't think I'm that.
25:45I don't think I'm that wild.
25:47Wait, Macy, come here.
25:48Oh, let me use you.
25:49OK.
25:50You lay down.
25:51You lay down.
25:52Wait, you're going to enact this.
25:53You lay down.
25:54I'm scared. Don't put your hands on me.
25:55Wait, I'm not wearing underwear, so don't look.
25:56OK, lay down.
25:57I'm scared.
25:57Don't get your coochie juice in my face.
26:00OK, no, lay flat.
26:01He wouldn't lay like that.
26:02No, he was in a chair.
26:04No.
26:05Yes, he was.
26:05Nuh-uh.
26:06He was.
26:07How do you guys know that?
26:08No, she said he was laying down.
26:09Ah!
26:14I cannot.
26:16Just looking up at you is giving me, like, ew.
26:18Wait, you're not wearing underwear right now?
26:19No, I'm trying to not flash her.
26:21She's trying to get her juices on me.
26:24OK, what does this have to do with the cereal?
26:26I'm so confused.
26:27What does it have to do with fruity cereal?
26:32What can I say?
26:33The fruity cereal has to do with taste.
26:39It's like, no.
26:40Stop it right now.
26:42You did not.
26:46Is that your present?
26:48No, this is just for Demi.
26:50I asked her.
26:51I asked her.
26:52I said, do you want me to bring anything?
26:54She said, no.
26:54I was like, I'll bring you something.
26:56Oh, fruity cereal.
26:57Not the fruity cereal.
26:58They look really yummy.
26:59Oh, it's so good.
27:00It smells.
27:01It's so good.
27:01It's incredible.
27:02It smells.
27:03It smells like the weed I used to smoke.
27:06It was cold.
27:07What a horrible idea.
27:08Mikaela hates it.
27:10Mikaela's judging you.
27:11I hate it, and I'm never eating fruity cereal again.
27:15I don't know how Demi will take it.
27:16I'm sure she won't think it was funny.
27:20OK.
27:21She's wrong.
27:22She's so wrong.
27:32Don't answer the door.
27:33Hello.
27:35Look at the professional rap job.
27:36What is this?
27:37I'm a professional.
27:38Oh, it's so cute here.
27:40Where's Demi?
27:41She's still getting ready.
27:42Nope, I'm hating it.
27:45Sorry, guys.
27:46Got to change.
27:47I'm going to see you guys all tomorrow, right?
27:49For what?
27:51The baby blessing?
27:53Oh, no.
27:54No.
27:54Right?
27:55Amazing.
27:56Amazing.
27:57I don't know why.
27:58I don't know why.
27:59Amazing.
28:00I don't know why.
28:01I haven't talked to Layla.
28:02I'm sorry.
28:03OK, this is really awkward.
28:04But I promise it has nothing to do with you,
28:06has everything to do with Zach, and just wanting our baby
28:10blessing to go a specific way.
28:11And he just felt like he didn't want to invite anyone
28:14he doesn't really know.
28:15So us three, we're out.
28:18Oh, so there are certain people going.
28:20No, no, no.
28:21No, the only three people that are coming
28:23are Macy, Mikaela, and Whitney, and their husbands,
28:27because Zach knows.
28:28Because we're the sinners.
28:30That's what I said.
28:30Oh, my gosh.
28:31You guys, I promise.
28:34Our religion is about peace, and love,
28:36and being welcoming to everybody.
28:38So I'm like, that's a little hypocritical of the members
28:42to be like, oh, you're doing that?
28:43You shouldn't come.
28:44It's like, no.
28:45That's what it's there for, is to go like the sinners.
28:48It's not for the saints.
28:49Demi, too.
28:50Oh, yeah, Demi's not going either.
28:51Don't worry.
28:52My baby blessing's coming up soon, too.
28:53And you and you can come.
28:55Yeah, you guys are invited.
28:57Don't worry.
28:58Oh, my gosh.
28:59I love you.
29:00I'm crying.
29:09I can still dance till my shoes fall off.
29:12Lately, I've been feeling just a little less lost.
29:15I've been making friends that'll hold me up.
29:18I've been facing brutal situations.
29:20Hello.
29:21Oh, my gosh.
29:22I am so sorry.
29:24You've only been waiting here forever.
29:26Guys, I am so sorry.
29:28I know this is very on brand for me,
29:30but I genuinely mixed up the time.
29:32I thought it started at 730.
29:34Welcome.
29:35Welcome.
29:35Thank you for being here.
29:37Seriously, it means the world to me.
29:39I'm so excited to just hang as girls.
29:41My whole intention for the night was just, she said, sex.
29:46Yes, but just like bringing our feminine energy together
29:50and just like becoming one tonight
29:52and connecting and just being there for one another
29:55and showing up for each other.
29:58If you're here, I respect you.
29:59I love you, and you are one of my girls, truly.
30:02So thank you for being here.
30:04Love you all.
30:05Love you.
30:06Love you.
30:16I'm just going to bring all the gifts in here.
30:17Hey, do you need help?
30:18OK.
30:19Sure.
30:20I'll watch.
30:20She thinks I'm picky.
30:22I'm like, that looks like enough.
30:23She's like, do you need help?
30:25The three little stooges in the corner, just stay as you are.
30:28Do you mean mean girls, Demi?
30:30Yeah, do I mean mean girls?
30:31The plastics?
30:32I mean, if the shoe fit.
30:35I think it fits you better, sister.
30:36Oh!
30:37Oh!
30:38Oh!
30:39Oh!
30:40Oh!
30:40Oh!
30:41Oh!
30:42OK.
30:43Fight!
30:44Fight!
30:44Demi, I have a gift for you, though.
30:46Just for you.
30:47What?
30:47Just for you.
30:48Just for me?
30:48It's like a party favor gift.
30:49You should open it right now.
30:50That's so nice.
30:51Take a seat, queen.
30:55This one's very special.
30:57You're welcome.
30:59Yeah, this is cute.
31:00Wait, this is really thoughtful.
31:02It is so thoughtful of me.
31:04It is.
31:06Oh, shut up.
31:08Oh my gosh.
31:12Wait, it's smelling.
31:15Wait, what?
31:17Fruity Pebbles, freaking Whitney.
31:21Wait.
31:21Wait, I don't get it.
31:24OK, I know what you're talking about now.
31:26I'm dead.
31:27That's so dumb.
31:29He hates it.
31:30I didn't send out 80 texts talking about the intention
31:35behind the night.
31:36That's fine.
31:37It's fine, Whit.
31:38It's no big deal.
31:39I laid out the intention clear as day to all of the girls
31:43that this was not a trashy bachelorette party.
31:46This specific thing that she was trying to make light of
31:50and make a joke was something that
31:53was completely intimate and off the table that
31:55was between Brett and I.
31:56We swore to each other we would never
31:58tell a soul about that.
32:00I just think it's below the belt.
32:04She mad at you?
32:05No, she pissed.
32:06That was fucking weird.
32:08Seriously, like, what's?
32:09It's a gallon text.
32:10Like, what the fuck?
32:11In the time I've known Whitney, she is one to stir up drama.
32:16And Whitney pulling the prank, I feel like,
32:20it is very hypocritical because she wants to create
32:22the safe space with mom talk.
32:24We need this.
32:25We need this community.
32:26And I want us to be loyal to each other
32:27and feel safe with each other and honest with each other.
32:31You ruined the feminine energy in the room.
32:33Demi told us everything that happened
32:35with this crazy sex story.
32:39It's not like I told the whole story.
32:40I was just, it was just an inside joke.
32:42That fucking pissed me off.
32:44So Demi is upset about the gift.
32:46And then Whitney is upset that Demi is upset at her.
32:50I wanted to make it very clear that I was in a topic
32:52of conversation that was off the table.
32:54No, I legitimately am pissed.
32:56Really?
32:57I don't think she's pissed at you.
32:59After all of this, somehow it's been flipped
33:02and Whitney's mad at me.
33:04What is going on?
33:06But why are you mad at me?
33:07I'm mad about this whole situation.
33:09That's fair, but it feels like it's
33:11very targeted towards me.
33:12I just feel ambushed.
33:15Are you ready?
33:16This isn't entirely surprising because I
33:19do feel like oftentimes Whitney will
33:21make things about herself.
33:23And it's so toxic.
33:25I'm all do better.
33:26I already know.
33:28I already know.
33:29I don't have time for any haters.
33:31Yeah, you know.
33:39Rise and shine.
33:42I know the way.
33:44I break it up.
33:46I break it up.
33:48No time to fight back.
33:51When's the last time you bowled?
33:52Literally, it's been years.
33:54I'm holding it down.
33:55So come on everyone.
33:58We're going to be on lane four.
33:59OK, thank you.
34:01Excited.
34:02Hello.
34:03Hey.
34:04I haven't been bowling in so long.
34:06This is going to be so fun.
34:07How are you?
34:09Long time no see, guys.
34:11Let's start bowling.
34:12Here we are, the centers of the group,
34:14enjoying a little bowling sesh on the Sabbath.
34:17Oh!
34:21Oh my god.
34:25We only got halfway through.
34:27No!
34:32Not only are we breaking the Sabbath,
34:34but we were all kicked out of the baby blessing
34:37today because we are not Mormon enough for Jen.
34:49Aw.
34:49Are you so excited, bubblies?
34:51Hello.
34:52Hey!
34:54Just getting everything ready.
34:57Hi, guys.
34:58Hey.
34:59Come on in.
35:00Dude, looking good.
35:01Hey, guys.
35:02Hi, guys.
35:03Connor.
35:04Hi, Dave.
35:04Nice to meet you, Dave.
35:05Connor, this is his brother that's in Brazil.
35:07Oh.
35:08Connor served in Brazil.
35:09Como esta?
35:10Well, thank you for coming, everyone.
35:12We're excited to bless Luca.
35:15I'll do an opening prayer.
35:16Our Heavenly Father, we're grateful for the gospel.
35:20We're grateful for our understanding of our Savior
35:22and these things we say in the name of Jesus Christ.
35:24Amen.
35:25I am super excited about the baby blessing.
35:27I'm just excited to have the focus be about Luca
35:31and not about everything that's going on with mom talk
35:35and all the drama.
35:36Luca is such a special part of our family.
35:39It'll be nice just to have a moment
35:40to just focus on him with family and friends.
35:43My Heavenly Father, I say these things in his name.
35:47Every time I go to a baby blessing,
35:48I just feel closer to heaven.
35:50I'm so grateful for Luca to have Jen and Zach as their parents.
35:54They're so blessed.
35:55I know this church is true.
35:56I know that Heavenly Father loves
35:58each and every single one of us and that all of us
36:00are children of God.
36:01And being a mom, it's one of the greatest callings on earth.
36:04And I say this in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
36:06Amen.
36:14Last night at my Galentine's party,
36:16did you feel like a lot of the girls were off?
36:19The energy was so weird last night.
36:22I feel like we have this weird divide right now.
36:24Like, we're sitting here bullying the sinners and-
36:27Sinner Sunday.
36:29Yeah, the saints are at the baby blessing.
36:31Oh my gosh.
36:33Oh my gosh.
36:35Anyone who's been invited to be in the circle,
36:37if you guys could come up.
36:42So let's put left hand on left shoulder
36:46and then one hand underneath the baby.
36:48When we give this baby a blessing,
36:51my husband and a few male close family members or friend
36:57will give this blessing as well.
36:59The reason why women don't give this blessing
37:01is because only men carry the priesthood in the church.
37:11Amen.
37:13OK, there's breakfast burritos, fruit,
37:15and then all sorts of desserts.
37:17I feel bad not inviting the other girls,
37:19but I'm actually grateful I did it
37:21because I feel like everything wouldn't have
37:23been as sacred and special.
37:25Yes.
37:26Did you invite everyone?
37:27Yes.
37:28Did you invite everyone to your birthday?
37:30I did.
37:31I just feel like it's going to be divided.
37:32There's two different friend groups
37:34within the big friend group.
37:35Yeah.
37:36So I'm really excited because I wanted
37:38to plan like a little girls trip for my birthday.
37:41Wait, where are we staying?
37:43You guys want to see?
37:44Yes.
37:45So we're going to stay in this really nice little penthouse
37:48and have a girls weekend away.
37:49This is my room.
37:50I get the master suite.
37:51Wait, it's got a hot tub?
37:53Yeah, I'm going to take a bubble bath.
37:55I'm kidding.
37:57I feel like it's them three for sure, like against the world.
37:59And I feel like Jen slowly being brought into that.
38:02Yes.
38:02But I hate that it feels like it's four and four,
38:04especially with the girls trip coming up.
38:07Going into Macy's birthday trip, I'm really nervous.
38:09There are issues with Whitney and Taylor,
38:11with Whitney not showing up to Taylor's baby shower.
38:13But also, I think that the cereal prank really triggered
38:16this anger into me towards Whitney.
38:18There are a lot of things that need to be said.
38:20And when we're in a house together for two days,
38:22I know it's going to come out.
38:24There's probably going to be drama.
38:30And it's going to get bad.
38:45I've been planning a girls trip.
38:49Really hoping that by the end of the trip,
38:50we will be one group instead of two, one united group again.
38:55I brought a truth box.
38:56I'm hoping we are able to share.
38:59This is the worst idea I've ever heard in my entire life.
39:01It's going to be a boxing match.
39:03Ding, ding, ding, ding, who's going to win?
39:04Which girl in this room would you go lesbian for?
39:07Hey.
39:07Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
39:10You're being a bitch.
39:11What the fuck are you talking about?
39:14Somebody come in this door and shoot me,
39:16because I do not want to be here anymore.
39:25Whoa.
39:27Fishing the ground beneath our feet.
39:30Playing with fire, so take the heat.
39:33We got eyes all in the trees.
39:37There's nowhere to hide.
39:38You're in too deep.
39:40Buzzard circle overhead.
39:44Yeah.