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00:00This program is brought to you by Shinmai Director, who has little experience in the industry,
00:06and Higashibukuro.
00:10Star Wars Battle of Higashibukuro and Elysium!
00:14So what are we doing today?
00:16The name of the program is,
00:17Give a present and challenge Darts!
00:20Oh, what is that?
00:22This time, the producer, the director, and the AD,
00:27I bought a lot of presents.
00:29Oh, thank you.
00:30You bought them all?
00:31Yes.
00:32First, you have to guess who they are.
00:35There are five of them.
00:37If you get all of them right, you get five more darts.
00:40If you get all of them right?
00:41Yes.
00:42So if you get all of them right, you get five more darts.
00:44If you don't get all of them right, you get zero darts.
00:45Oh, I see.
00:46I've prepared some darts.
00:48I want you to guess who they are.
00:50So I just need to get the darts?
00:51Yes.
00:57Let's take a look at them one by one.
01:00What is this?
01:01It's a waterproof sheet.
01:03What does this mean?
01:04What does a waterproof sheet mean?
01:07This is...
01:08I got it!
01:09It's a love okai!
01:11Thank you!
01:13He's happy.
01:14I'm really happy.
01:16Why are you happy?
01:17When I'm at home,
01:20or when I'm in bed with a woman,
01:23I want to mess up the bed.
01:26And the water...
01:31The other person's water?
01:33I want to mess up my bed with the other person's water.
01:38But when I'm in bed with a woman,
01:43I get a lot of saran wrap.
01:46It's waterproof.
01:47It's waterproof.
01:49When the bed mattress gets wet,
01:53I get embarrassed when I move.
01:55So you can take it with you.
01:57This!
01:59Thank you so much!
02:01Thank you, Tsuttsun!
02:02You know it well.
02:03I don't know if it's Tsuttsun.
02:04You don't know.
02:05If you can guess it.
02:06Matsuno-san, Yosoda-san, Sugawara, Kumekawa, Tsuttsun.
02:11It's hard.
02:13I think Sugawara is this.
02:18I can't think of anything other than Sugawara.
02:21To be honest.
02:22There are two.
02:23I imagined Tsuttsun buying this at the cash register.
02:29But I'm crying.
02:31This is not a program where you can guess that.
02:34This is what I'm most happy about.
02:37Tobacco.
02:38It's my Mebius Light.
02:40Soft pack.
02:42You made it look like a flower bouquet.
02:44Yes.
02:45Let's go with the reason you chose this.
02:48Tobacco is Morita's best friend.
02:51Tobacco is Morita's best friend.
02:54Tobacco is like Doraemon or Patrasche.
02:58What is that?
02:59This is a comment from Morita.
03:01Tobacco is like Doraemon or Patrasche.
03:04It's like a best friend.
03:05I see.
03:07I think this comment is a hint.
03:11It's a generation gap.
03:13I see.
03:15Tobacco is like Doraemon or Patrasche.
03:18Hamburger.
03:19Steak and hamburger.
03:21This is not a hint.
03:22I'll tell you the price.
03:24It's 11,000 yen.
03:25What?
03:26You can't get this at a restaurant.
03:30This is expensive.
03:32It's amazing.
03:33This is good.
03:34It's 11,000 yen.
03:38I'll tell you the reason.
03:39This guy.
03:40I got it.
03:41I got it.
03:42I got it.
03:43Tell me the reason.
03:44I wanted to give you the best product.
03:49I got it.
03:50I got it.
03:52But there are some problems.
03:54I see.
03:56That's right.
03:58This is the last one.
03:59What is this?
04:00What is this?
04:02This is an automatic soap dispenser.
04:06Soap comes out.
04:08It's good.
04:11The reason I chose this is
04:13This product can be used as a hand soap without touching the container.
04:17It's not only convenient, but also hygienic.
04:20I chose this product so that Mr. Morita, who is busy, won't get sick.
04:25It takes care of your body.
04:29I'll tell you the price.
04:31It's 6,750 yen.
04:33It's cheap.
04:35The price is the same.
04:39The price of the sheet is a little different.
04:43How much is it?
04:44This is 2,990 yen.
04:46And this condom is 2,890 yen.
04:50What do you think?
04:52I think this is the best.
04:54This is the best.
04:55Do you remember the last lunch plan?
04:59We didn't want to be eaten.
05:03This is the best.
05:06It's cheap, but I want to eat it.
05:09Mr. Morita, you won't eat this after the recording, right?
05:14If you do this, you'll come back.
05:17I want to eat this.
05:20I don't know yet.
05:24I'm telling you this.
05:30I'm telling you this.
05:33I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
05:37I'm happy with this.
05:42I'll buy everything else.
05:46If you know what I'm talking about, you'll buy it.
05:51Mr. Yosoda knows what I'm talking about.
05:56We've known each other for 2 to 3 years.
05:59I think I like cigarettes the most.
06:06I think it's either Doraemon or Patrasche.
06:11Is that it?
06:13Yes, it's either Doraemon or Patrasche.
06:15I don't think Mr. Yosoda would say that.
06:18So you're saying it's a little slippery?
06:22I was drunk.
06:25I see.
06:27I think this is the reason why I'm confused.
06:31I think this is Matsuno-san.
06:33Why?
06:35I think this is the reason why I have many children.
06:40I think I'm good at this.
06:44I think this is the reason why I have many children.
06:47I don't think about it.
06:50I think this is the most convenient thing I have.
06:55This is the most convenient thing.
06:59I think this is the most convenient thing.
07:02This is Matsuno-san.
07:04I'm not sure.
07:06Who chose the waterproof sheet?
07:10This is 11,000 yen.
07:13You can change it.
07:15I think this is the most convenient thing.
07:22I think this is the most convenient thing.
07:28You changed it a lot.
07:31Mr. Yosoda said that Doraemon and Patrasche are the most convenient.
07:36I think this is a game.
07:39I think this is a game.
07:41Is this okay?
07:43Yes.
07:45Let's go one by one.
07:47Tsuzurabira will announce it.
07:49I will announce it.
07:51I will announce it.
07:54I will announce it.
07:57You are correct.
07:59You got one.
08:01This is not a game.
08:04This is a game.
08:07Next.
08:08I will announce it.
08:11Doraemon and Patrasche.
08:14I will announce it.
08:18You are correct.
08:20This is good.
08:22I have a question.
08:26What is the meaning of this scene?
08:28Doraemon and Patrasche is Moita-san.
08:30What do you mean?
08:32I answered this question in an interview four years ago.
08:34I'm embarrassed.
08:36You said it yourself.
08:38Where?
08:40I looked it up.
08:42You said it yourself.
08:44You changed everything.
08:47I did it to hear that.
08:49What are you talking about?
08:51You said it yourself.
08:53I heard it in the message.
08:55I think it's a good answer.
08:58You are good at this.
09:00You are good at this.
09:03You are good at this.
09:05You got two.
09:07Where do you want to open it?
09:09Let's open it here.
09:11This is the scene of the scene you lost.
09:13How is it?
09:15This present is Matsuno-san's.
09:19This is perfect.
09:23It's erotic.
09:25You know it.
09:27You know it.
09:29I don't mean you.
09:31You know what I care about.
09:33You got three.
09:35Let's see if it's perfect.
09:37Let's see if it's perfect.
09:39Let's see if it's perfect.
09:42This combination.
09:44It's wrong.
09:46What do you mean?
09:48It's the opposite.
09:50It's the opposite.
09:52You idiot.
09:54You idiot.
09:56There's a reason.
09:58You gave me the best one.
10:02I'll take it home.
10:04That's the best.
10:06That's the best.
10:08That's right.
10:11I'm so frustrated.
10:13I can't help it.
10:17It's coming.
10:19I wanted this.
10:21Wait.
10:22It's Pajero.
10:24It's Pajero.
10:26It's Pajero.
10:34How is it?
10:36Wait.
10:40How is it?