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00:00Welcome to New York City.
00:29Welcome to Manhattan Center.
00:30Oh yeah!
00:31Welcome to Monday Night Raw.
00:32Howdy everyone, I'm Glen Goodman along with the Macho Man Randy Savage and Bobby the Man
00:33here.
00:34And tonight, one-on-one, we'll see the Narcissist Lex Luger squaring off against the original
00:35Hawaiian Crush.
00:36Absolutely, the big man from Puerto Hawaii.
00:37Chaka Braun goes against the Narcissist Lex Luger who has more knockouts than Muhammad
00:38Ali.
00:39Thank you for joining us as well, Shawn Michaels, the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
01:07And as far as I'm concerned, and everyone in the World Wrestling Federation, the Heartbreak
01:11Kid, Shawn Michaels, is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time.
01:17Such a rude people here in New York City.
01:22Mr. Tucker is in action squaring off against Damian D'Amino, lots of action headed your
01:28way tonight on Monday Night Raw.
01:29Why don't you shut up, I can't hear a damn thing.
01:31In the ring, from the outer reaches of your mind, weighing 269 pounds, Damian D'Amino.
01:32His opponent, weighing 254 pounds, Mr. Perfect.
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06:17I'll tell you something about Dementor McMahon.
06:20He takes a — he doesn't back off.
06:21He stays on you the whole time.
06:26If you notice, Savage, the man is talking to somebody upstairs.
06:29I don't know who it is, but he hasn't detoured.
06:32He stays focused on Mr. Perfect.
06:34And now, Perfect chopping away.
06:39Perfect building a bit of momentum now.
06:42And now, off the rope, and greeted with a boot to the shoulder plexus.
06:46Off the rope again.
06:47What a knee whammy.
06:51Now, Mr. Perfect, and yes.
06:55What he's doing now, he's trying to set him up for that Perfect Plex.
06:59I know him, I know him, like night and day.
07:01Uh-oh.
07:05Demento, collapsing Mr. Perfect in the middle of the ring.
07:08And Demento now, off the rope, and no.
07:11Uh-oh.
07:14McMahon, if I have to be with you every Monday here, can we get rid of Savage?
07:18We don't really need him.
07:19That guy did nothing but trouble to me.
07:20Wait a minute, here he comes, here he comes, the Perfect Plex.
07:23Mr. Perfect got it cinched in the shoulder to down a count of three.
07:27A big victory for Mr. Perfect, congratulations.
07:31I love it.
07:32Here is your winner, Mr. Perfect.
07:38Yes, another victory for Mr. Perfect.
07:40Will he be victorious when he faces Shawn Michaels for
07:43the Intercontinental Championship?
07:45What a matchup that's gonna be.
07:46Talk about great matches.
07:48Macho Man Randy Savage, recently here in New York City.
07:51And I believe you adopted a school, as a matter of fact, PS384, did you not?
07:56Absolutely, and my tag team partner, Vanellia, yeah.
08:00Jasmine McNeil, you were great.
08:02I love you and I love all those kids.
08:04PS384 has got the madness kicked in, big as you.
08:08Yeah, all right, let's take you now to one of the SA winners.
08:13That Macho Man Randy Savage adopted their school.
08:15Let's take you now to Jasmine McNeil and hear what she has to say.
08:18Exactly, let's do it, Jasmine.
08:20There's No Hope With Dope, an essay by Jasmine McNeil.
08:27It sure is dark in here.
08:30There's not a lot of room in here, but it's soft and comfortable.
08:36Wow, it's light.
08:38I hear music.
08:39It's the choir singing my favorite song.
08:42They are singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.
08:47Now the pastor is giving a sermon.
08:50I don't know exactly what he's saying, but it must be really important.
08:55I hear music again and I also hear people crying.
09:00They are very sad.
09:02Oh, there's my Aunt Donna.
09:05I haven't seen her in a long time.
09:07The last time I saw her is when we were at the family picnic.
09:12Wow, there's my grandmother and my sister.
09:15Now I see my mother and father.
09:18They are looking at me very sad, but I know they must be angry
09:23because all of this did not have to happen if I did not do drugs.
09:29If it wasn't for drugs, I wouldn't be lying in a casket,
09:33making everybody unhappy.
09:36It all started with peer pressure.
09:39My friends kept asking me to try drugs,
09:43so I tried it and got addicted.
09:47I wish I had a chance to tell all my friends.
09:51There's no hope with dope.
09:55There's no hope.
09:58With dope.
10:16We are back with more Monday Night Raw, that's R.A.W. folks here in New York.
10:21Usually when they walk around, don't they hook their trunks to the tails?
10:27Bobby Heenan.
10:28Hey, have I got a scoop for you and you and everybody out there at home.
10:31You better be good.
10:32Yes, is good.
10:33My sources tell me.
10:34I received a letter last week.
10:36My secretary opened up.
10:37It was from a guy named Paul Kowalski.
10:41And he's-
10:42Who?
10:43Well, we'll discuss that later.
10:44And he's-
10:45Who?
10:46Well, we'll just call him Sauce Lips.
10:47Bad start.
10:48He is here tonight.
10:49He's with his girlfriend, and she doesn't know it.
10:51They're from Amboy, New Jersey, or New York.
10:55And he is going to propose to her tonight.
10:57She doesn't know about it.
10:59Now, director, if you're listening to me,
11:01they're a little bit down to my right here.
11:04Get a shot of them if you can.
11:05To your left.
11:06To my left.
11:07You're going the wrong way.
11:08No, you're going the wrong way, dummy.
11:10You'd be a lousy traffic cop.
11:11Yeah, go that way.
11:12Right there.
11:13Now, you see the blonde?
11:15That's not her.
11:16That's not her?
11:17See the guy with the beard?
11:18Yeah.
11:19That's her.
11:20And that's him.
11:21Or vice versa.
11:22It doesn't really matter.
11:23But I am going to make sure that she says no.
11:27Oh, my goodness.
11:28I can't believe this.
11:29You married him?
11:30For her?
11:31It's scheduled for one fall.
11:34We're going to have a proposal on Monday Night Raw.
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:39The Narcissus Lex Luger.
11:44On the way in tonight, Lex Luger pulled up out front in the limo.
11:47Got out.
11:48There was about 85 to 110 women out there.
11:51Each one proposed twice to the Narcissus Lex Luger.
11:54Our best man is put together.
11:56No question of that.
11:57Is he ever.
12:01However, he's put together in another fashion,
12:04as you will recall.
12:06Great deal of controversy surrounding the right arm of Lex Luger.
12:10Mr. Luger has been knocking out every single opponent.
12:13It's unbelievable what he has done with what would appear to be,
12:17I won't say a simple forearm smash.
12:19But an investigation occurred.
12:21Jack Toney apparently can do nothing about Lex Luger.
12:26And there you see, the Narcissus Lex Luger.
12:32Lex Luger.
12:33And there you see that unbelievable shield of metal.
12:38Look at this.
12:39An exaggerated forearm.
12:40There it is.
12:41And those are six screws screwed right into the bone.
12:45Yes.
12:46And the doctor that did it is not here.
12:47I mean, look at the thickness of that metal plate.
12:49No wonder he's knocking people out.
12:50The picture is worth a thousand knockouts.
12:53It's not his fault he was in a motorcycle accident.
12:56I mean, even the screws protrude out just a little bit
13:00beyond the skin.
13:01Oh, yeah.
13:02Get a good close-up of it.
13:03And the renowned Dr. James Andrews did the operation.
13:06He's the sawbones that worked on Bo Jackson, you know.
13:11And he worked on Michael Jackson, too.
13:13He put his nose on where it belongs now.
13:16I beg your pardon?
13:17Well, he did have it in the glove at one time, and he moved it.
13:20He moved his nose.
13:21You saw him, too.
13:23No, but he's a world-renowned surgeon, no question of that.
13:27And this is an unfair advantage on the part of the Narcissus Lex Luger.
13:32But if any man can get around it, it's got to be this man.
13:36And Crush knows about it.
13:37Everybody knows what President Jack Cuddy said
13:40about the Narcissus Lex Luger.
13:42This is the big man from Kona, Hawaii.
13:44Chaka Bra, don't bet against him, Bobby Eden.
13:47You'll be poorer overnight.
13:49I'll tell you something about Crush.
13:51He is big, and he is powerful.
13:53He's young and determined.
13:55But he doesn't fit in the same mold or class of the Narcissus Lex Luger.
14:01Might be a little bit better.
14:06And unquestionably, Crush has had his problems as of late,
14:10but not with the Narcissus Lex Luger as Mr. Luger peers down.
14:15Crush has had his problems, as you will recall, at WrestleMania
14:18with not one but two doinks.
14:21He just got back from the doctor this afternoon, Crush.
14:23Yeah.
14:24He went there.
14:25He had double vision.
14:26That's what they found out he had.
14:28I don't think so.
14:29Well, then I need to see a doctor, too, because I had it myself.
14:33I'm sure he can tell you where to go.
14:34I'd be glad to.
14:36Would you please stop it?
14:37What?
14:38I'm trying to be helpful.
14:39How did you conjure your way back on Monday Night Raw?
14:41Easy.
14:42I am now the host of Monday Night Raw.
14:44Three reasons.
14:45Attorneys, attorneys, attorneys.
14:47Ah, you know them.
14:49My favorite people.
14:51Crush and the Narcissus Lex Luger.
14:53Ooh, what a maneuver.
14:55How about that?
14:56Don't look at him.
14:57Don't look at him.
14:58It's very unaccustomed to being shoved around, I can tell you that.
15:02And wait a minute, is that the one on the right or the left,
15:04Bobby Hinton, who is going to be proposed to?
15:06It's the same one.
15:07She's two-headed.
15:08I don't know which one.
15:09It's the one in the glasses.
15:11They both were wearing glasses.
15:13Sure, if you looked like that, you'd be in disguise, too.
15:16Well, if she says yes, he's going to need one of Bobby Hinton's attorneys, maybe.
15:21She won't say yes.
15:23These jokers always pull that.
15:25They got on one knee, they sawed their eye wet.
15:27Please take my hand in marriage.
15:30What does she do?
15:31She says, yeah, then beats it out the back door with the cologne, man.
15:34Leaves the guy for everything.
15:35Takes all the money.
15:37Would you please stop it?
15:38It won't work.
15:39Doesn't happen every day.
15:41I don't believe Crush is impressed with Mr. Luger.
15:48By the way, the correct pronunciation, so we are told, by this gentleman you're making reference to,
15:52whom he's going to propose to his girlfriend, is Paul Salsnowski.
15:57Salsnowski.
15:59Gesundheit.
16:00Make me feel better in the morning.
16:01Take two and go to bed and don't call me.
16:04Salsnowski.
16:05S-O-S-N-O-W-S-K-I.
16:08A test of strength that Luger didn't want to follow all the way through.
16:11Because he was all losing right there.
16:13That's the reason.
16:16And she's going to give up her name.
16:18Would you please stop that?
16:19We want to be what we, Salsnowski.
16:22Let's stay with this.
16:23And look at the Narcissist now pouring it on.
16:25He can't believe that Crush is coming back to his feet.
16:28Look at this.
16:29What power possessed by the original Hawaiian Punch.
16:32Look at Crush pouring it on.
16:35Oh yeah.
16:37And now it's Crush.
16:38Oh, Luger goes up.
16:39Whoa.
16:40Luger goes way up.
16:42I can't believe it.
16:44No, no, no, no.
16:46Look at that.
16:47He's bench pressing.
16:48Military pressing.
16:49Look at that.
16:52And the Narcissist, Lex Luger, has never been slammed like that before.
16:58I've never seen anybody pick up Lex Luger and put him in that position.
17:06Big, strong, powerful Crush.
17:08Under normal circumstances, you might see Lex Luger do something
17:12like that to an opponent.
17:13Crush has got the momentum right here at the Manhattan Center Monday Night Raw
17:17doing the thing.
17:22Both Lex Luger and the Narcissist.
17:24Narcissist Lex Luger as well as Crush, both uncrushably in great condition.
17:30You know why, don't you?
17:31Why's that?
17:33Well, they've been taking some tips from me.
17:36I don't think so, Mr. Heenan.
17:37If anything, it's-
17:39Wait a minute, can we see the screws on the-
17:40Oh, gosh, you can see the-
17:43You can see the protrusion there on the right elbow slightly.
17:47Maybe we can get in again.
17:48You can see, yes, sticking out the head of those screws.
17:52It almost penetrates the skin.
17:54Those aren't mosquito bites.
17:58He gives an all new meaning to the phrase, put the screws to you.
18:03I guess so.
18:07Both men, proponents of integrated conditioning programs.
18:16We'll get back to that later on.
18:17Luger pouring it on, the big Hawaiian.
18:24Lex Luger with the upper hand.
18:26You know, Luger can pick up Crush and press him over his head too, you know.
18:29I wouldn't be at all surprised.
18:32And wait a minute, off the rope and leapfrog from the other side.
18:36Crush, this matchup will continue when we return.
18:40Oh, run.
18:43We are back live from the Manhattan Center.
18:46It's Monday Night Raw.
18:48This matchup is continuing.
18:51Crush.
18:52I would say Luger's ahead on points.
18:54Oh, you would, huh?
18:55Who's giving the points?
18:56Off the rope, over the hip, no.
18:58Crush blocks it again.
19:00And look at Crush.
19:01What a nice belly to belly suplex to cover.
19:04And Luger kicks out.
19:06I'll give the Narcissist a lot of credit for kicking out on that one.
19:09Crush has got the power.
19:12To the buckle, Crush coming in.
19:14And the Narcissist moved out.
19:16Uh-oh, Luger now from behind.
19:18Luger drives the knee.
19:20Right in the rib area.
19:21What an opportunist right there.
19:23The move on Lex Luger's part, the Narcissist.
19:26Get up, Crush.
19:27And Crush, obviously, is very, very leery of the forearm of Lex Luger
19:32now that it's legal.
19:33Oh, from behind.
19:34Well, that's the word going around now.
19:36In all the WWF dressing rooms,
19:38everybody's talking about the arm of Lex Luger.
19:40Watch the arm.
19:41It'll take you out like that.
19:42He's taking everybody out with it.
19:44This is the biggest point of concern right now
19:46in the World Wrestling Federation, is his right arm.
19:49I can't believe Jack Tunney is gonna do nothing about this.
19:52What are you gonna do, take the screws out of his arm in the metal plate?
19:55No, wait a minute.
19:56Look at this.
19:58Oh, man.
20:00That's unbelievable.
20:01Did you see that?
20:03Luger rammed Crush in the small of the back end of the ring post.
20:07Look at that.
20:08Luger into the ring, right back out.
20:10Breaks the count back in.
20:12Luger is all over Crush.
20:17Crush having his problems with the Narcissist Lex Luger.
20:20Earlier on, it was Crush showing his superiority,
20:23but that has really backfired.
20:25Crush has got more than a problem with the Narcissist
20:28right now on Monday Night Raw.
20:30Wow.
20:32But Luger can't walk around in pose.
20:34I can watch the glove.
20:35I know he does, but you gotta stay on a guy like Crush.
20:38You can't let him get to his feet.
20:40He's very dangerous.
20:42Luger moving back in now on Crush.
20:49His back is hurting, no question.
20:51That post.
20:55I, however, have never seen Crush submit to any hold thus far
21:00in his career in the WWF.
21:02Well, he's from Hawaii.
21:03He's a quitter.
21:04He'll quit.
21:06Being from Hawaii, you have to do it with quitting.
21:08Only 12 letters in the alphabet.
21:09They're not real bright.
21:11The pride of Hawaii, Kona, Hawaii, Shaka Brahm.
21:15Boy, I wish everybody could hear you say that in Hawaii.
21:18Everybody in Kona could hear me say it.
21:2029 people on the whole island.
21:23Crush trying to escape.
21:25Doesn't need a right hand.
21:26Has a little something behind it.
21:27Off the rope.
21:28Missing with the clothesline.
21:29Right back in.
21:30Oh, collar slap.
21:31Crush.
21:32A cover.
21:33That'll do it, too.
21:34And no.
21:35Crush is able to kick out, just barely.
21:36I think the Narcissist wants a feather in his cap.
21:39Beating Crush without the knockout punch.
21:42I think he better-
21:43I disagree with you there.
21:45I think he's looking for the opportunity.
21:47He just has not found the opportunity to deliver that devastating forearm.
21:55And it looks like right now, Crush is going to go up in for the ride.
21:59No.
22:00Blocked.
22:01Crush blocks it again.
22:04And the Slugger!
22:09Any way you can, Crush.
22:10Get it going, brother.
22:13And again, you can see.
22:15That took a lot out of him, the Suplex Slugger, like that.
22:17So dead.
22:18And again.
22:19Damage done earlier on to the small little back of Crush.
22:22Look at this, from behind and-
22:25Yes!
22:26However, I bet Crush did a little damage to his own back with that particular maneuver.
22:31Crush is going on guts alone right now.
22:33He's got to be running on empty.
22:36And Crush.
22:37The Loser's still got three-quarters of a tank.
22:40Maybe.
22:42He's not looking for the show answer, man.
22:45Well, you won't often see that.
22:49We made reference earlier on to the extraordinary condition of both men.
22:56And not a very good one.
22:58No!
22:59That was as close as you can come.
23:01You don't get any closer.
23:03Wait a minute, here it comes, here it comes!
23:07Crush!
23:09It's going to make men sick!
23:11Crush has got him!
23:13Out of Luger, finally!
23:14Yes, he cinches it in!
23:16No, no, no, no!
23:21No one gets out of this!
23:23Luger back to his feet!
23:25Crush!
23:27Gets him up and right back down!
23:29Luger's hanging on for dear life!
23:31Lean on him, Crush!
23:32Lean on him, big man!
23:33I'm not too sure Luger didn't try to kick out of it there.
23:36Wait a minute.
23:37Why'd he let go?
23:38What's he looking at?
23:40Look in the corner!
23:42That's Doink next to him!
23:44Look in the corner!
23:46He has his sights set on Doink.
23:49That's the same man who attacked Crush at WrestleMania from underneath the ring for sure!
23:56Look, he's inviting him in the ring!
23:57He wants Doink in the ring!
24:02Crush!
24:03Crush!
24:06Crush wants Doink to come down out of that balcony!
24:11He might just do that!
24:13Wait a minute.
24:14What's he pointing at?
24:16What?
24:19Wait a minute!
24:20That's Doink!
24:22That's Doink the Clown!
24:23Same guy, split personality!
24:25Crush just got Crush from behind!
24:29Luger!
24:30Luger just nailed Crush!
24:32With the elbow!
24:34I'm an eyewitness right there with the elbow!
24:37That's okay!
24:38It is legal!
24:39Wait a minute!
24:40I can't believe that!
24:41Crush distracted by not one, but two Doinks!
24:45Look what's going on!
24:47Oh, it's not two Doinks!
24:49It's not two Doinks!
24:52What is going on here?
24:55The winner of this bout, as a result of a count out,
24:59The Narcissist, Lex Luger!
25:03Tony, this is your win!
25:04Paul, you gotta do something!
25:07Luger is victorious!
25:09Nailing Crush from the blind side!
25:12As Crush was distracted by not one, but two Doink the Clowns!
25:18And we haven't seen the last of the Big Hawaiian!
25:22He's regaining consciousness!
25:24Referee, help me!
25:25Help me back!
25:26Stop it!
25:27The Narcissist was too much for me!
25:29Please help me back!
25:30Look what he's saying right there!
25:32Who knows what this man is looking at right now!
25:35It's surely double vision!
25:36We'll be back!
25:40On June 13th, one man will rule the squared circle.
25:44One man will survive a grueling single elimination tournament.
25:48One man will be heralded King of the World.
25:52One man will be heralded King of the Ring.
25:55June 13th on pay-per-view.
25:59And we're certainly all looking forward to June 13th.
26:02The King of the Ring, emanating from Dayton, Ohio.
26:05Would you please-
26:06Hey, sweetheart!
26:07We're on the air!
26:09Oh, hi!
26:10Welcome at home right now!
26:11Yes, right.
26:12You know I found out about the Swords of-
26:13The Portkorski couple?
26:15We'll talk about the couple in just a moment.
26:17Qualifying matches, by the way, for the King of the Ring tournament
26:20begin next weekend on WWF Superstars.
26:23Yes, which doink, we don't know.
26:25But one of the doinks is scheduled to meet Mr. Perfect,
26:28whom we saw earlier.
26:29And then, well, there's another qualifying matchup
26:32scheduled for next weekend.
26:33That'll be Bob Backlund scoring off against Lex Luger,
26:36whom we just saw.
26:37The winners of these matches will qualify
26:41to enter the King of the Ring tournament.
26:44And we're gonna get back to your lovely couple here
26:47in just a moment.
26:48That's not one of them.
26:50Be nice, will ya?
26:51Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
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27:09And the bite of the Bulldog.
27:11And the firepower of Sergeant Slaughter.
27:13WWF figures, each sold separately, dig it?
27:17Uh, Bobby, is that the couple?
27:20There they are.
27:21And you know, she really got dressed up for tonight.
27:24She shaved half her beard off.
27:26Wait a minute.
27:27Would you please be nice?
27:29And this gentleman wrote to you.
27:31Paul Sosnowski.
27:33And he's going to propose to his girlfriend.
27:36He's gonna ask if he misses Sosnowski.
27:41Sosnowski.
27:42Same to you.
27:43I've got two words of advice for him.
27:45If he says yes, what is that?
27:47Three nubskies.
27:49Jason Knight.
27:52Jason Knight to meet Mr. Hughes.
27:55Talk about big, mean, and bad.
27:57That is Mr. Hughes.
27:59I'll tell you, boy.
28:00If she proposed to me, I'd be calling Dr. Kevorkian
28:03in the morning.
28:08Mr. Hughes hammering.
28:12This gentleman, Mr. Knight.
28:16Hard right hand.
28:19And I suspect we're going to be seeing a great deal of Mr.
28:22Hughes in weeks to come.
28:23There are a number of individuals, managers in the WWF.
28:26All of them are very interested in managing Mr. Hughes.
28:29We're down the street.
28:30These are all after Mr. Hughes.
28:31And this is his big debut on Monday Night Raw.
28:34You know, he wants to put his best foot forward.
28:37Yeah.
28:42Mr. Hughes.
28:44All over his opposition.
28:45OK, I'm ready.
28:47I beg your pardon?
28:48I'm ready.
28:49This is what I like.
28:50You're ready for what?
28:51I'm not talking to you.
28:53Oh, who are you?
28:54What are you doing?
28:55I'm watching TV.
28:56The Braves.
28:57Who could the Braves be?
28:59That's a lousy game.
29:00Yes.
29:01Oh, yeah.
29:02Boom, bah, bah, boom, bah, bah, boom.
29:04Jump, please.
29:05What?
29:06Now, what's that?
29:09That's the own survival from Yugoslavia.
29:13There's nothing on TV other than Monday Night Raw.
29:15Remember me.
29:16Remember me in the big picture.
29:18Please.
29:19Mr. Hena.
29:21Mr. Hena.
29:22What?
29:23What are you doing?
29:24Watching TV.
29:25Watch this.
29:26That's Yokozuna's attorney.
29:28Yokozuna's attorney?
29:31Meanwhile, Mr. Hughes is taking it.
29:33Would you please put that clicker down?
29:35It's scrambled.
29:36What are you doing?
29:37That's the best show on the internet right there.
29:40There must be some channel, you know, where you have to put the money in
29:44and call that 900 number?
29:45Hey, stop that.
29:46The channel to watch, the USA Network, ladies and gentlemen.
29:49Back, back, back, back, back, back.
29:50Monday Night Raw.
29:51Would you please?
29:52What?
29:53Monday Night Raw.
29:56Look at this now.
29:59Oh.
30:00Devastating maneuver.
30:01One, two, three.
30:06Victory for Mr. Hughes.
30:08Yes, and you get the impression this is not the first time.
30:10Here is your winner, Mr. Hughes.
30:12We're going to see this man achieve victory.
30:15Uh-huh.
30:16Look at that meanness.
30:20Tag team coming into the WWF very soon.
30:24Billy and Bart Gunn call themselves the Smoking Guns.
30:28Would you please put that down?
30:29What?
30:30We're going to go to the Smoking Guns.
30:31No, I want to see that one channel, you know, where the girls have the-
30:34Smoking Guns, please.
30:40♪♪
30:52Hey there, I'm Bart.
30:53And I'm Billy.
30:55You know, me and my partner have been riding together for a lot of years.
30:58And we're fixing to ride into the WWF
31:01to face the good, the bad, and the ugly.
31:05And you know, when it's all said and done,
31:07me and my partner, Bart, we're riding tall in the saddle.
31:11Yeah!
31:14Billy and Bart Gunn headed to the WWF.
31:17And when we return, a special interview
31:20with the reigning Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels.
31:25That wasn't Roy and Dale.
31:29Did you know something, Savage?
31:30What's the, uh-
31:31Listen to this.
31:32That Paul Sasakawaski, that's the missus right there
31:35with her back turned, with the hair over her face.
31:37Maybe she doesn't have her back turned.
31:38Maybe that's just her from the front.
31:40But that's him.
31:41They've been dating five years.
31:44Why, I don't know.
31:46But he is going to propose to her tonight.
31:48I'd love to have her as Mrs. Heenan.
31:50Oh, yeah, she's a charmer.
31:51Why don't you back off, Peter?
31:52Let's go to the squared circle with Vince McMahon
31:55and the Intercontinental Champion.
31:56Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time,
31:58the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
32:00Would you please welcome Shawn Michaels.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:11Shawn Michaels.
32:12There he is.
32:14He look good or not?
32:18Self-proclaimed the heartbreak kid.
32:23Here's looking at you, Shawn Michaels.
32:29You know, Savage, he may be the greatest
32:31Intercontinental Champion of all time.
32:34I like when you say the word may.
32:38I think Mr. Perfect was bottom line.
32:41Well, you're wrong.
32:42You're wrong about that.
32:46Heartbreak kid.
32:47Yeah.
32:48Here's coming back at you, pal.
32:53Mr. Michaels, would we have your attention, please?
32:56There's no doubt that sooner or later,
32:58your path is going to cross that of Mr. Perfect.
33:01But we'll talk about that in just a moment.
33:04Right here next week,
33:06you defending the Intercontinental Championship
33:10against Hacksaw Jim Duck.
33:16What possesses you to put the title on the line
33:20knowing that Mr. Perfect is breathing down your neck?
33:23First of all, I want to tell you
33:27how sick and tired I am
33:30of having to come to this dump, New York City.
33:38I mean, this place is like the armpit of the nation.
33:45Now, even my armpit isn't that bad.
33:51You know, hey, hey.
33:55You know, I saw those same two guys on TV
33:59doing some kind of march in Washington.
34:01There you go, guys.
34:02Anyway.
34:06Amazing that you would come out here
34:08and insult these wonderful fans in New York
34:11and all over the world
34:13that stand behind many of the superstars in the WWF.
34:17I guess maybe you're just not worthy of that.
34:19You know, you see this, Vin Man?
34:23This is the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental title.
34:28I don't need anybody to stand behind me.
34:33I got this on my own.
34:36And speaking of Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
34:40the man who doesn't know if he's coming or going.
34:50Huh.
34:51He only knew how short Mr. Michaels is.
34:55Duggan, Shawn Michaels is an equal opportunity defender.
35:03It doesn't matter if you're short, fat, big, or tall.
35:09Or in your case, ugly as the day is long.
35:13What they're doing is they're shouting,
35:16And you will get short.
35:18How can you ignore this capacity crowd?
35:20Listen to them.
35:21How can you ignore them?
35:22These people mean absolutely nothing to me.
35:27He's sweating.
35:29I don't have time in my life for a bunch of losers
35:34like these seniors, buddy.
35:36All right, let's talk about Mr. Perfect.
35:38Let's talk about sort of a collision course there
35:41that you had with Mr. Perfect at WrestleMania.
35:43You will recall you and the narcissist Lex Luger
35:46were behind the locker room area outside, actually,
35:49and congratulating each other, I believe.
35:52What a little problem, wasn't it?
35:55Mr. Perfect.
35:56Mr. Perfect.
35:57Mr. Perfect.
35:58Mr. Perfect.
35:59Oh, you mean Grover.
36:04I beg your pardon?
36:05Grover.
36:06You mean Mr. Grover?
36:07The guy that lives in the trash can on Sesame Street?
36:10The guy that I put in the trash can?
36:13Mr. Perfect.
36:14Mr. Perfect, I got news for you.
36:17Perfect, you are going to stay right-
36:22Uh-oh.
36:23Hey, I like it.
36:25That's right.
36:26We're going to have some fun now, Savage.
36:28He's in trouble now.
36:30Go for it.
36:32Oh, you were right.
36:33Perfect is in trouble.
36:35McMahon bailing out.
36:37Perfect situation where Shawn Michaels doesn't want any part.
36:41Of Mr. Perfect.
36:43Hold it.
36:44Get back to the hotel room.
36:45He's not trying to do it.
36:47He's not trying to do it.
36:48Hey!
36:49Hey!
36:50Hey!
36:51Hey!
36:52Hey!
36:53Everybody behind Perfect right now, Bray.
36:57Ooh, a cheap shot.
36:58Hey!
36:59Hey!
37:00Hey!
37:01Look at that.
37:04Get him, Perfect.
37:05Get him.
37:06Perfect going after Shawn Michaels.
37:10We're back with Monday Night Raw, a couple of giants are here.
37:17New York Giants, Howard Cross, Joey Smith.
37:20Good luck to you guys this season, New York Giants.
37:24I thought it was the San Francisco Giants.
37:27Well, as usual, you're right on top of things.
37:29By the way, speaking of being on top of things, this past weekend,
37:32Bobby the Brain Heenan, Macho Man Randy Savage, we all saw what happened.
37:36I mean, what we had here was a situation where Sensation O'Shea actually
37:39interfered with the interview that was to have been Bam Bam Bigelow's.
37:43Tataka, who was slated for action that same hour, got involved in this whole
37:47fray.
37:48Let's take you now to the footage and show you exactly what happened.
37:51Hey, wait a minute, a little bit of respect for the lady.
37:57I'll get back to you in a moment.
38:00Tell her, tell her, tell her, Bam Bam.
38:04Tell her, make her listen.
38:06Why don't you let the lady- There you see it.
38:09Tataka attacks him from behind.
38:11Tataka with a drop kick, look at that.
38:14The leg down.
38:15Bam Bam went down, down.
38:20Yeah, he certainly did.
38:22What a cowardly move.
38:24A what?
38:25He did.
38:25Tataka came up behind him and stuck up, jumped him, drop kicked him off.
38:29Sheep shotted him.
38:31I'll tell you what is cowardly, Bobby the Brain Heenan.
38:33You have this all wrong.
38:34Tataka.
38:35What was cowardly is what happened later on because
38:39Tataka was scheduled to wrestle that same occasion.
38:45No, no, he would not have an opportunity to do so.
38:47Let's take you back to this footage now and show you exactly what happened.
38:51The announcer introduced Tataka as if he was gonna be there.
38:54Here he is.
38:57Bring it on, bring it on with the Americans.
39:00One of the most popular athletes in all of the World Wrestling Federation.
39:05Tataka.
39:06Where is he?
39:08I guess I'd be ashamed to show my face too.
39:10What?
39:11Well, where is he?
39:14Well, take it.
39:16There's something going on in the dressing room area, we've just been told.
39:20You don't look so tough now, you look like the hip demon from the Iron Man.
39:23Hey, look at this.
39:24Get out of my face.
39:25Look at this, Tataka is unconscious.
39:28Tataka is unconscious.
39:30Yeah, you need some man now, come on.
39:32The official's back there trying to maintain some order.
39:34Bigelow is all of, what's that?
39:37He has scissors.
39:38He's cutting the hair of Tataka, he's threatening people with those scissors.
39:46Tataka is unconscious, Bigelow hacking away at the hair.
39:51Could you believe that?
39:52Shouldn't have touched the hair, big mistake, big, big mistake that happened.
39:56You want a haircut, I can tell you where to go.
39:57Home test is scheduled for-
39:59I'll tell you where to go if you don't want a haircut.
40:00I've been pulled through my hair, real nice guy.
40:02Typhoon Virginia, weighing 384 pounds, Typhoon.
40:10Typhoon.
40:11His opponent from Germany, weighing 272 pounds, Von Cross.
40:20Von Cross locking up with Typhoon.
40:24I wonder if Burpik caught Shawn Michaels.
40:27I don't know, but next week right here on Monday Night Raw,
40:30you can catch Shawn Michaels defending the Intercontinental Championship
40:34against Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
40:37What a matchup that's gonna be.
40:39We are making an effort, or we'll make an effort during the course of this matchup
40:43to try and reach Hacksaw Jim Duggan via telephone.
40:48Von Cross.
40:50You know, he's probably got one of those party lines with about 18 homes on it.
40:53Cuz he's so cheap, probably costs him like eight bucks a year.
40:56He has to wait his turn to call.
40:58But not everyone lives in Beverly Hills.
41:00That's right, a few of us do.
41:02Von Cross hammering away now.
41:05And Typhoon with a nice reversal, yes.
41:10Typhoon, wait a minute, we do have, so I'm told, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
41:15Are you there?
41:15Can you hear me?
41:16Hello, Vince, how you doing?
41:17Jim Duggan here.
41:18All right, great.
41:19Hacksaw next week, one on one.
41:21The title is up for grabs.
41:23It's you again, Shawn Michaels.
41:25What about it?
41:25Well, I saw what he had to say.
41:27I've been watching TV here at home.
41:29And I'd be real worried if I had a young daughter.
41:32Or I'd be real worried if I wanted to be on the cover of a magazine.
41:35But Shawn Michaels needs to understand one thing.
41:38We're getting in the ring to wrestle, so he better be losing some sleep.
41:42Good luck going against the title, going for the title there, Hacksaw.
41:46We all love you here, Monday Night Raw.
41:48Looking forward to seeing you here next week.
41:50Thanks very much, Macho.
41:51I'm looking forward to it.
41:52Of course, this is Hacksaw Jim Duggan's first shot at a title.
41:55So Shawn Michaels, be prepared to get beat up, tough guy.
41:59Hey, Hacksaw, this is Bobby Heenan.
42:01Hacksaw, are you there?
42:02Yes, I am right here, weasel.
42:04You know the string you got between both those cans you're talking to?
42:07Cut it in half and hang up.
42:08Hey, if I want to hang out of you, I'll squeeze your head, tough guy.
42:10I wish you were here.
42:11I'd slap you so hard, I'd straighten out your eyes.
42:13You miserable 300 pound termite.
42:15Shawn Michaels, I might just give you a little two by four souvenir.
42:19Yeah, I'll give you a four by four and a six by eight, you miserable halfwit.
42:22Hey, if he was here, I'd take him apart.
42:24Next week, he will be here.
42:26Exactly.
42:27I mean, I feel that way next week.
42:28I mean, it's not right now.
42:29Well, I know we're looking forward to next week, a shot at Shawn Michaels,
42:32a shot at the Intercontinental title.
42:34First time on Raw.
42:35Oh, Hacksaw's going to be pumping, that's for sure.
42:37Hacksaw got one thing to say to you.
42:39Ho!
42:41Big ho, macho.
42:42Ho!
42:43We'll see you next week, tough guy.
42:44Thanks for joining us.
42:45Dig it.
42:46All right.
42:47Where is he, home?
42:49Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
42:50Is he home?
42:51Vince Falls, New York.
42:53Wouldn't it be fun having him as a neighbor?
42:55Why not?
42:57Oh, my, Typhoon!
42:59With a forearm, you can feel all the way over here, and look!
43:02Oh!
43:03Oh!
43:06Big victory for Typhoon, yes!
43:10Here is your winner, Typhoon!
43:12Wait a minute, where's Bobby going?
43:13Where's Bobby going?
43:15I think I just said that.
43:17Where is he going?
43:18I don't have an answer.
43:19Who knows where he's going?
43:21Could he just keep walking off the mat?
43:23Yes, he's going to keep going.
43:25I hope so.
43:27Let's go find out what he's up to.
43:30All right, let's go to Bobby Hayden.
43:33Am I on?
43:34Yes, you're on.
43:35Now, I want to introduce you people to a very lovely couple.
43:41This couple are here to watch Monday Night Raw.
43:47This man right here, what is your name, sir?
43:49Paul Sosnowski, 1st Amboy, New Jersey.
43:51No, one at a time.
43:53Paul.
43:54Paul what?
43:55Sosnowski.
43:56Spell it.
43:57Do I have to?
43:58Can't you?
43:59S-O-S-N-O-W-S-K-I.
44:01Kind of like an eye chart.
44:02Now, this is your girlfriend, Chuck.
44:05What's your name?
44:06Louise.
44:07Louise.
44:08That's nice.
44:10Go ahead, now, why don't you write me a letter
44:12about what's going down here now?
44:13What do you want to do, pal?
44:15Come on, you barged in on my show.
44:17Tell me what you're going to do.
44:18Tell me what you want to do to this lovely lady.
44:23I want to ask Louise right here before this national television
44:25audience if she'll marry me.
44:28Whoa, wait a minute.
44:30You're going to ask her if she'll marry you?
44:35How many girls have you been with before her?
44:37I don't know.
44:38None.
44:39How many men have you been with before him?
44:42How do you know you're even sexually compatible?
44:45We've been going out for five years today.
44:48Her best deal is to go with me on a biker's convention
44:51for the weekend or something.
44:52Get down on one knee.
44:54Come on, on one knee.
44:55Come on, I'll get down with you.
44:57On one knee.
44:58Come on, ask her.
44:59Will she or won't she?
45:01Louise, will you marry me?
45:04Come on, touch me.
45:05All right, before she says yes, we'll meet right there.
45:08Will you get married on Monday Night Raw?
45:10Will you get married on Monday Night Raw?
45:12No, no, no.
45:14They'll do it.
45:16I'll make sure they do it.
45:17Pal, you just bought the farm.
45:19Monday Night Raw will continue.
45:27I've seen it all.
45:28Louise and Paul Sosnelski.
45:33What a lovely couple.
45:36We're back live on Monday Night Raw from the Manhattan Center.
45:39Vince McMahon along with the Macho Man Randy Savage and Bobby DeBrandino is
45:42going to give us yet another special interview with the lovely couple.
45:44Exciting.
45:45Yes, snap into it.
45:47Snap into it.
45:49Next week, right here on Monday Night Raw,
45:50scheduled to join us will be the Ugandan giant, Kamala, in action.
45:54Also, the HeadShrinkers will be here in tag team action.
45:57And again, one on one.
45:59That's all Jim Duggan has an opportunity to defeat Shawn Michaels for
46:05the Intercontinental Championship.
46:07Standby, Bobby DeBrandino is going to have yet
46:10another word with the lovely couple.
46:13Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
46:16Jim!
46:19Gotta have beef, gotta have spice.
46:21Need a little excitement?
46:23Snap into a Slim Jim.
46:24Oh, yeah.
46:28There he is.
46:29Am I on?
46:30Would you please stop it?
46:31Stand up.
46:32He just proposed to this lady.
46:34She said yes.
46:35Let's see the ice.
46:36Let's see what he got you.
46:37You have it?
46:38Thomas, how much Cracker Jack did you have to eat
46:41before you got in the ring?
46:42Now, you proposed.
46:44Do you people want to see them marry here on Monday Night Raw?
46:50So long until next week.