• 2 months ago
Horror, Western,

A Native American woman, evades the notorious Dutch Wilder Gang by escaping into the uncharted Black Wood Forest. Once inside, they quickly discover they must help each other for they have unknowingly awaken an ancient ravenous creature.

Director
Chris Canfield
Writer
Chris Canfield
Stars
Bates Wilder, Glenn Morshower, Stelio Savante

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Transcript
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05:00Aah!
05:04Help!
05:06Aah!
05:08Aah!
05:10Aah!
05:12Aah!
05:14Aah!
05:16Aah!
05:18Aah!
05:20Aah!
05:22Aah!
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08:02Hey, squaw.
08:04What the hell you think you're doing in my town, huh?
08:07You goddamn savage!
08:09Aah!
08:10Get your ass up here.
08:12Your whole kind is filled.
08:14You hear me?
08:15Aah!
08:16Aah!
08:17Aah!
08:18Morning, Sheriff.
08:20Tommy, I'm getting real sick and tired of your bullshit.
08:23All right?
08:24This has got to stop.
08:25All right?
08:26Aah!
08:27♪♪
08:30I didn't cheat, Sheriff.
08:32♪♪
08:36Everything all right, Sheriff?
08:38Tommy just being a bird in my boot again is all.
08:41Sheriff?
08:43Yeah?
08:44Well, I was...
08:45paying you ass like a mule, aren't I?
08:47You're not...
08:48Just go put the kettle on, will you?
08:49Just give me a minute.
08:51What can I do for you now, huh?
08:56H-horse.
08:58Buy a horse.
09:00With rags like that, you're gonna buy a horse, huh?
09:04I don't think so.
09:06Horse.
09:07Goddamn it.
09:09Goddamn it.
09:39Toe key on a bikini.
10:00Goddamn shithole.
10:04Jesus Christ, what the hell's going on today?
10:07I guess it's quiet, huh?
10:09Come on.
10:12You boys best keep them weapons holstered.
10:14Off a nice date, Sheriff?
10:18Like a prick.
10:20Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
10:22I'm gonna go find the nearest hole.
10:24Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
10:44I'm gonna go find the nearest hole.
10:54Nice place you got here.
10:56What'll it be?
10:58Whiskey.
11:24Heh, heh.
11:46Heh, heh.
11:48Hey, slick.
11:50Come here.
11:52What do you call a white man
11:54Strung up by a group of Indians?
11:59I don't know.
12:05Bartender.
12:07Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
12:15You picketing?
12:17Gentlemen, forgive my rudeness,
12:19But this game is coming to a close.
12:25Hopefully your trip wasn't too cumbersome,
12:28Mr. Wilder.
12:30My name is Dutch.
12:32Sorry, miss.
12:34You have to find another lap to sit on.
12:37This is a man's conversation here.
12:41I hope I'm speaking to one.
12:44Because the man I hired went maverick.
12:47And flopped a simple situation.
12:49Tits up.
12:51You're Pickerton.
12:54Sally Pickerton.
12:56This here's Wallace Price.
12:58My escort in these lawless lands.
13:01When business beckons.
13:04Poker.
13:06I ride all this way.
13:08Play no damn cards.
13:11Mr. Price, would you be so kind
13:13To get Mr. Wilder and I a drink?
13:17Of course, ma'am.
13:47Fuck.
14:08When I hired you, Dutch,
14:11You stated that you could perform
14:13A quiet and clean robbery.
14:15Well, if someone shoots at me,
14:17I shoot back.
14:20Where's my money?
14:22Do you have my parcel?
14:36I'm gonna ask you again.
14:38Where's my money?
14:40The payment is in order.
14:43Once I know what you have,
14:45That's what I hired you to retrieve.
14:57No comment.
15:13Seems to be in order.
15:15Since you showed me your hand,
15:17I'll show you mine.
15:28What the hell is that?
15:30Your payment.
15:39A telegram.
15:43What's he got?
16:13Come on.
16:22I need the both of you.
16:24Five seconds to give me my money.
16:26You pull that trigger
16:28And hell's fire will rain on you.
16:30Wouldn't be my worst day.
16:35One.
16:40Hear us out, Mr. Wilder.
16:42Two.
16:46Three.
16:48You like gold, Dutch?
16:50Four.
16:52We know where enough of it is
16:54To make you a rich man.
16:59Five.
17:12Next time I see you,
17:14I'll take your balls out
17:16And eat them.
17:18You have no idea
17:20What hell awaits you, boy.
17:26Yeah, right.
17:28A few months ago,
17:30I heard rumors
17:32That the wolves out east
17:34Were playing into our prospects.
17:36And they were right.
17:38I heard rumors
17:40That the wolves out east
17:42Were playing into our prospectors
17:44To mine deep for gold
17:46Within indian territory.
17:48No one simply cannot believe
17:50In rumors alone,
17:52So I did a little sniffing around.
17:54And with luck,
17:56I stumbled across this telegram.
17:58Along with it,
18:00We intercepted their indian scout,
18:02Who was hired to escort them
18:04Through an area called the black woods,
18:06Somewhere beyond the prairie wasteland.
18:08And this is what they've found so far.
18:10With those flakes?
18:12They ain't worth shit.
18:16If you make sure those prospectors
18:18Don't make it back east,
18:20I'll let you take out as much gold as you can carry.
18:22I ain't no damn miner.
18:24By now,
18:26Those prospectors have probably found
18:28Enough deposits leading them to a vein
18:30Where we can sweep on in
18:32And take it from them.
18:34If not,
18:36I'm there to find it.
18:38Sound rosy?
18:40All right, let me get this straight.
18:42You want me to kill
18:44A couple of miners for you,
18:46And then you want me to
18:48Go dig for my own payment
18:50In a place that nobody knows how to get to?
18:52Not only did we retrieve
18:54That pouch of gold,
18:56But we, uh,
18:58Convinced their scout
19:00To give us directions.
19:02You know how to kill people.
19:04And I know how to find shiny things.
19:06Is that a fact?
19:08That much gold
19:10Can set a man for life.
19:12Help him disappear.
19:14You don't want to be
19:16Fetching envelopes forever,
19:18Do you?
19:20Hi, handsome.
19:24Ain't she just a rose in the desert?
19:26Warren, go see
19:28Where everyone ran off to.
19:30Oh.
19:34Bye, girl drink.
19:36What's your name?
19:38Wendy.
19:40I'll meet you upstairs.
19:46Two feathers.
19:48You got seconds.
19:52You'll find what you're looking for.
19:54And once you do, we'll all be
19:56Rich and free.
19:58One more thing.
20:00There are many legends
20:02About the Blackwood.
20:04So as you travel forth from here,
20:06Please take caution.
20:08Let's hope those stories I've heard
20:10Aren't all true.
20:12We must be going.
20:15Well, Miss Pickerton,
20:17If you cross me,
20:19I'll find you,
20:21Untie a rope around your neck,
20:23I'll drag you behind my horse
20:25Till there ain't nothing left.
20:27I don't care
20:29That you're a woman.
20:31Keep in mind,
20:33If Mr. Price doesn't return to me
20:35Within a month,
20:37I'll have every lawman hunting you down
20:39Ready to hang you and your men.
20:41You all right, Mr. Wilder?
20:43I am a woman.
20:47A woman you don't want
20:49To fuck with.
20:53Happy hunting.
20:55Get yourself a bottle of whiskey.
20:57It's on me.
21:05Nice chatting with you.
21:07We head out in the morning.
21:09Let's go, boys.
21:22Lester.
21:25What the hell was that all about, Dutch?
21:27Lester, how much money we got?
21:29I was packing Edward's saddlebag.
21:31We're gonna get supplies in the morning
21:33And we're gonna head out.
21:35Where in the hell are we going?
21:37What about the money?
21:39Lester, just be ready, all right?
21:41Dutch, it's Edward.
22:25I love you.
22:35I love you.
22:37I love you.
22:55I love you.
23:25I love you.
23:45Enough!
23:52Get off of me!
23:56Anjali.
24:06Anjali.
24:11Anjali.
24:25Enough!
24:45Enough!
24:55Enough!
24:57Enough!
25:24Seems they stayed warm last night.
25:28It's not too far ahead.
25:30The longer we dawdle,
25:32The faster someone else makes a claim.
25:34How many are there?
25:37He's a low nut.
25:41Which way did he go?
25:45Tracks lead north.
25:48No sign of that saddlebag, either.
25:50We ain't got time to chase a damn horse thief.
25:53I've heard enough out of you.
25:55I've heard enough out of you.
26:05This ain't about the damn horses.
26:07That son of a bitch killed one of my men,
26:09Took off with my money.
26:11You do as I tell.
26:13You're in my world now, jackwagon.
26:17Get on your damn horse.
26:19Anna!
26:22Oren, let's go.
26:24Yeah, come.
26:29Shit!
26:31Goddamn horse.
26:33I'll string your ass up.
26:54Gotcha.
27:24There he is.
27:26Two feathers, give me your rifle.
27:41No way you make that shot.
27:44Oh, I take that back.
27:55Damn it.
28:11Ween him!
28:13Nakoma!
28:15Let's go hunting.
28:17Let's go, boy!
28:20First,
28:22We find my money.
28:24Then we dig a gold.
28:27Split up!
28:29Get your ass moving, boys!
28:40Enough!
28:43Anthony!
28:49Come on!
29:19We're coming for you, son of a bitch!
29:50Go!
30:05That son of a bitch gone.
30:11There he is, right there.
30:13Right there.
30:18Take my goddamn shot!
30:22Great. Looks like we're on foot now.
30:24Goddamn it.
30:37Oren, get off your ass and get up there.
30:40I want that bastard back breathing.
30:54He's down here.
31:10Come on.
31:41Now what?
31:44Over here.
31:46What you got there, Henry?
31:54Kick me around, huh?
32:00Hey!
32:02Did you find him yet?
32:06You up there?
32:10Two feathers!
32:12Oren!
32:14What's going on?
32:16What if we wait until the cavalry returns?
32:23Lester!
32:32You want to know the root of your problems?
32:36No.
32:40This fairy tale of being an outlaw has poisoned your mind,
32:44and you can't escape it.
32:49You don't know shit about me.
32:53I know all about you.
33:06Shit.
33:19I know what pains you, too.
33:22Guilt.
33:25It's colored your senses.
33:27What would your wife and child think
33:30if they knew what you'd become?
33:37Will you?
33:51Life's not a game.
33:53It's a game.
33:56Life's like a wild mare.
34:00Always trying to buck us off.
34:25Yeah.
34:32I want to know
34:34how you see your little fairy tale ending.
34:45I see my fairy tale ending
34:50without you.
34:56I am the map to your salvation.
35:05Yeah.
35:07Remember that next time you pull a gun on me.
35:25Yeah.
35:52Did we lose him?
35:54I think the other scouts should be on top of him.
35:57This one is smarter.
36:01We need help. We just came from there.
36:03I guess we're going back.
36:05Go!
36:07Ow.
36:09Ow.
36:15Ow.
36:25Ow.
36:32How the hell do you read this thing?
36:35Ah.
36:37Oh, fuck.
36:48Oh, God. All right.
36:51Shit.
36:54Shit.
37:16Hello?
37:24Hello?
37:34Come with me, Papa.
37:54Come on.
38:18I got him.
38:21Ah.
38:23Shit.
38:47Wallace!
38:50Wallace!
39:05Tracks in water.
39:07Great.
39:11Found him yet?
39:13Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
39:15Are you Edward?
39:18Yeah, I, uh...
39:20Yeah, I found it up there.
39:23There ain't nothing in there.
39:25He just must have burned it off.
39:27Goddamn it.
39:32Wallace!
39:36Wallace!
39:38Dutch.
39:41Oh, no.
39:43Oh, for the love of Christ.
39:47Get my horse.
39:49Quiet. Quiet.
39:51Dutch.
39:53What was it? What was it?
39:55Tell me what you saw. What did you see?
39:57The storage are real.
40:02The storage are real.
40:15Oh, shit.
40:17Shit.
40:19Shit.
40:31Shit.
41:01Shit.
41:20What the hell?
41:32Let it go.
41:37Hey, Dutch!
42:01Oh, shit.
42:17Ah!
42:20I shot too fast.
42:22Ah!
42:26Ah!
42:31This entire time we've been chasing
42:33and being outrun by women.
42:35Don't matter.
42:37At least we had one horn.
42:39It's okay.
42:41I used to buy you more of her.
42:49Get off her.
42:54This bitch murdered Edward.
42:56Now I say she gets a little tail justice.
43:02You going soft on Featherheads?
43:07I said get off her.
43:16You're the boss.
43:18Boss.
43:25Indians taste fucking sour anyway.
43:27No offense to a finish.
43:29Yeah.
43:39Is that... Is that Edward's saddlebag?
43:42Yeah.
43:44There's nothing in there.
43:46She burnt it all.
43:48Dammit.
43:56Where's Wallace?
43:59He's dead.
44:01Dead?
44:08Dead how?
44:11Some animal.
44:13Bear? No, wolf?
44:15Why don't you and Orin go find out what's going on with our horses?
44:18And keep your eyes open.
44:20What kind of animal?
44:22I don't know! Just go!
44:30Two feathers.
44:32You bring her over here right now.
44:45Shit.
44:47That's Wallace's horse.
44:49It's all tore up. What the hell did that?
44:54Well, where's Wallace's body?
44:56Sometimes animals...
45:00They drag off their kin.
45:04Watch your back.
45:14What's her name?
45:21What the hell? She mute?
45:29What's her name?
45:35What's your name?
45:38My name is Dawn Howie.
45:43Your name is Dawn Howie?
45:45Where's she from?
45:47Where's she from?
45:51Where's she from?
45:53From the land.
45:55Could you be more specific, please?
45:58What are you doing back here with no horses?
46:00We found the tracks.
46:02They're not far.
46:04In Arrowhead,
46:06we found this.
46:08Looks like a map.
46:10Shit.
46:12See the boys holding out?
46:14You ever trust a man with fancy clothes?
46:16Whatever killed the man in the fancy clothes
46:18took his remains as well.
46:21Drugged him out.
46:28Exactly what the hell did you see out there, Dutch?
46:40Two feathers.
46:42What do you know about this forest?
46:44Elders will tell us stories of the cursed Blackwood,
46:48home to the devil.
46:50But those were just stories.
46:52I'm not going to tell you.
46:54The devil.
46:56But those were just stories.
47:00You've never been here before?
47:03No.
47:07I bet she has.
47:11What the hell are you talking about?
47:13I just think it's strange that she knew exactly
47:15how to get to this forest.
47:17It's either a coincidence or she lying.
47:19Here, look at that. You see that?
47:21What are those markings there? Look at it!
47:23You know this forest?
47:35She can take us there.
47:40So that's it?
47:42We're just going to let this dirt horse
47:44up her lair after she killed Edward?
47:47She can help us find the gold.
47:51That's what it's all about to you, huh?
47:57Money.
47:59Yeah. Good or not,
48:01we're not alone.
48:03There's something out there.
48:10Are not we?
48:13All right, now look.
48:15We have a job to do here, all right?
48:17No damn animal's going to stop us.
48:19You got that?
48:21If you see it, shoot it.
48:23Kill it!
48:25We're going to track the horses, find the prospectors,
48:27get the gold, and get the hell out of Dodge.
48:29Anybody got a problem with that?
48:35How about you, Henry?
48:37You got a problem with that?
48:39Good.
48:41You and two feathers, go crack them horses,
48:43find the tracks, horn, tie her up.
48:45You're in charge of her now.
48:50What about the arrow in her leg?
48:53Leave it in.
48:57For Edward.
49:09All right.
49:11Come on.
49:22Horses run this way.
49:25Other tracks go that way.
49:32Who the hell made those tracks?
49:35We go this way.
49:43You fucking yellow-bellied son of a bitch.
49:50No.
49:52Lester!
49:54Lester!
50:06Goddamn it, Lester, shit!
50:09Fuck!
50:22It's all about the money, right?
50:33Yeah.
50:35No, Dodger, I was going to give it back to you.
50:37I swear I was.
50:39Let's move out.
50:41I'm gonna be all right.
50:44Henry! Henry!
50:46Your tail's done for, kid.
50:48No, Dodger.
51:07Henry!
51:37Henry.
52:08Goddamn it.
52:30How far can these damn horses go?
52:33If you're scared, you run.
52:35If you're scared, you run.
52:37I usually just shit myself and then shoot whatever scared me.
52:44Two feathers.
52:47What's she saying?
52:49Lay hurts.
52:52Good.
52:53Let her suffer.
53:06I will not help you, little one.
53:09Push me.
53:11One cannot talk if her tongue is cut out.
53:14Damn, Chief, what did you say to her?
53:17Two feathers.
53:19Hey, two feathers.
53:21Make camp.
53:25I'm beat.
53:27I'm beat.
53:35I know a whore named Wendy.
53:44You've never been with anyone named Wendy.
53:47Yeah, I did, Henry.
53:49All the Wendy's and Mary, Lou James.
53:52Lester, you shut up.
53:55And one bet.
54:01Ow! Goddamn it!
54:15Goddamn.
54:17Oh, my God.
54:19Looks like she popped a quarter.
54:25Why don't you ask her...
54:28why she killed Edward?
54:40He stole her horse.
54:43I guess we know where Eddie got his new horse.
54:56She will live.
55:21She will live.
55:25She will live.
55:35Wendigo.
55:41Shit.
55:44Another Wendy, huh?
55:46Wendigo.
55:48Tortured spirit.
55:51You know what one said?
55:54It's as simple as any man.
55:59With the claws...
56:02of a cougar.
56:04Teeth of a wolf.
56:08And strength of a bear.
56:11Heh. Bear.
56:14Heh, heh, heh.
56:20Stay close to fire.
56:22You'll be fine.
56:28Shit.
56:30The Wendigo might hear this thing, huh?
56:43Oh, my God.