Ranking Guys on Attractiveness _ 5 Girls VS 5 Guys #dailymotion #google #hotness
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00:00Don't know they all are like zeros to me
00:03You just got friends on by five girls
00:06You gotta be confident to look like you look like contrast like you've never had braces. I'm guessing right actually did you did?
00:13Yeah, when I was way younger. Oh, what happened? I didn't get there
00:16All right, I'm gonna go put on right now. How come you're not funny right now
00:21Where is the craziest location that you've had sex at go down down the name? Yes in it. Bye
00:26Are you guys gonna fight feel like you got to my body?
00:29I would go what's a party with him, but like I wouldn't want him as my man
00:32This dude really wants to get naked. I'm yeah down. Can everyone take their shirts off?
00:37Oh
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01:04So today we are ranking guys based off attractiveness. I got five women and I got five guys
01:10Including me and we will be ranking them based off attractiveness. So we'll see how that goes. Be gentle
01:17Hi
01:21I'm Blake most attractive thing about me is my neck
01:25And it's giant donk. I have a nice neck. He gives great neck
01:28If you ever want to make anyone feel really bad, just go nice neck, bro
01:32They cannot
01:34Wait, I thought people when they said that we're being nice. That's why I said that hi, my name is Spencer
01:39I think I smell amazing and I think I
01:44I'm emotionally available. That's the best I can give you I can give you my heart and I can smell nice and look
01:51I'm not the most attractive guy here, but I don't care about that and I don't expect that from you. It's about what's in here
01:57Wait, we could monologue
02:00No
02:03I'm savage and I think the most attractive thing about me is my feet. Whoa
02:09I think I have nice feet for a guy
02:12Damn Oh a little bit of recoil. Yeah
02:17How's it going, I'm David and the most attractive thing about me has to be my height clearly
02:24Oh
02:27It's the perfect size 5 8 5 8 perfect size that is the perfect size are you 5 8 as well?
02:33I am 5 8 King. You're 5 7 bro. I'm telling you. I'm 5 7. Actually. I lied. Really. I'm actually 5 7
02:39Which means you're 5 6. I'm actually 5 8 at the doctor
02:44Hi, I'm Devin and I think the most attractive part about me is my sense of style dude, and I swear to you
02:50I promise not to shit on it in this video shit on my style. Yeah, and my ripped jeans. I promise
02:55I won't talk about it. Okay. Okay tall person here. Oh, no. No. Well, I mean, well we got Ed Sheeran here. Come on
03:08All right, you got to be one at least for now while we talk because I think height is immediately a thing
03:14Yeah, let's let's talk about it
03:16Now look at
03:18Turn to the side this guy muse this guy works on his jawline
03:21He probably has one of those bumpy things or go. Oh the jaws are sizers or you know what?
03:27Do you go to the gym just to work out jaw because there are machines that are just jaw there aren't I don't know
03:33I just yeah, he's never he's never gone to the gym
03:36Not at all. I do go to the gym, but not for my jaw
03:39When's the last time you went to the gym? I think that's a good question to base
03:44Attractiveness I haven't gone in years
03:46I'm in a sad stage of my life. I haven't been in like a month
03:50I feel like I'm I've hit the peak of hotness. Well, I don't need to go anymore
03:59What we just switch it over right now I will I will say this savage is too tall girls hate that
04:05They like tall like me, but then like when you get that tall, it's like you're kissing someone you're like someone's neck. I
04:12Think wherever he is. I should be next to him so that I look tall in comparison. So I think this is
04:18Oh, wait, really you'll look short in comparison wait for real. Yeah. Yes Spencer. That's the joke
04:26We should look at different attributes like look like hair. Yeah, what's your hair like? No, it's a mess. We got to see
04:34You guys show the fucking video man. I'm wearing a hat for a reason. I'll just say I'm wearing a hat for a very particular
04:41That's fair, yeah both of you are balding or you guys just have had hair I'm balding
04:50The rock and he's hot I'm like the rock can they hear me? You know, this is bald Shrek
04:58Girls want Shrek. It's true. I see some tattoos under there though. Honestly, I think
05:02Oh
05:07Sorry Blake sharing Blake sharing my fault my fault
05:10Can I nip this in the bud here?
05:11Whatever like prominent redhead celebrity is in the public eye is not what every fucking redheaded person. Yeah
05:18I'm not Annie from the musical Annie. Wait. Well that one I am
05:24I'm not saying we don't it's all love like it's all of that, dude. I get it
05:27I'm in love with the shape of you right now. Thanks, man guys
05:31Let's talk about outfits cuz girls love what you're wearing. All right, clearly you got the best one
05:36So I didn't know I was doing this today
05:39Clearly, I will say this
05:41I forgot to tell Spencer what we were filming and then when he showed up in that I was like
05:45It's not gonna go well for you. I don't need to impress anybody. I look I can raise right here
05:49I just want to be happy. I'll see that's motion. There's a confidence in like walking around looking like that and I can respect it
05:55Thanks
05:58You gotta be confident to look like
06:06The pity number one is extremely painful, but I'm down to get back when they come out. That'd be sick
06:12I have to say outfit wise
06:13I think like it's good to look at who's the most put together and I think in comparison to us you guys have much more
06:19Of an eclectic outfit. So I feel like we should be at the bottom outfit wise. This is just what I'm thinking
06:25You want a bottom you want them to talk?
06:27You're talking about well, it's a sexual joke. Yeah. Well, we'll quite a question. What's eclectic mean?
06:33He wants to know cuz you know, I know
06:36He wants I don't know if I said anyone was the most eclectic it would be you because you have like Louis Vuitton
06:42Thanks for defining
06:44Eclectic is one like you're eclectic. Oh, yeah
06:47I'm sorry eclectic is like a mixture of I feel like it's like standout last mixture of vibes
06:52Yeah last a mixture of vibes, but they go together. I feel like your outfit is eclectic
06:57I feel like your shirt is like very colorful, but like you also match like oddly enough. I
07:03Don't think well, I'm only wearing two things out for us. What the hell? Oh cuz it's catcher
07:08No
07:10But basically what I was just saying is I think your guys's outfits like we look more like clown people
07:19I don't think you look like a clown person. Well, here's the thing though. I kind of hate his outfit the most though
07:24He's got ripped jeans like come on, bro
07:27I promise not to shit on it in this video shit on my style. Yeah, and my ripped jeans promise
07:32I won't talk about it. Okay, you got him at the bottom
07:34Yeah, but their bottom ripped jeans like they're kind of like you're all of your jeans are ripped. What are you talking about?
07:39I don't know. These are the classic like all those shoes that you know people that think they have style wear, you know
07:46We said that wait, it's time to start acting toxic. Let's do this. I've heard girls
07:50I feel like the girls are with me. There's a girl right there. She's a green and it just I just you know
07:55Ripped jeans, you know, yikes
07:58David I will say this. I've known you for a long time. You have a nice physique
08:03I think you're hiding your physique with your large clothing. Yeah, let's see. That's humble. That's hot
08:08He's not trying to show it off. I know but I'm just saying especially for something like this you like I
08:14Picked out this outfit like a year and a half ago for this. I've known about this for like years
08:17So I've been preparing for yeah, I might be out of pocket
08:19Wait, I feel like if there's a Karen's husband, that would be you a Karen's husband
08:26What was that like wait we were so cool
08:31I think we're me ownees. All right, I think we should see like to the guys who have layers
08:36I feel like we should see what's underneath though. Just get naked real quick
08:40Whoa, not like fully but like you take it like we should take our shirts off
08:44I mean, I'm not saying everything I'm saying just like just like the flannel and like for you the sweatshirt
08:49Not even for the show just
08:53No, no, don't push it out that's impressive. I know you got six months away I could show you 14 months
09:08Okay, wait, but but actually dude, let's take the sweatshirt off this dude really wants to get naked and yeah down no not naked but
09:15I
09:17Will agree I think maybe I don't need to be number one not be first for outfit
09:21I don't need to be number one for anything. Well, don't diss the Shrek shirt. Oh, yes. I think this is well
09:27No, I think well, no, I think you should be laughs. Yeah, I
09:31Think for everyone's thinking I think for outfit. What about like just facial structure in general, you know, that's good
09:37You have the prettiest face for sure. I saw Savage and went this is done number one for sure
09:42I think softer features pretty face handsome face, though. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I think
09:50The grooming let's talk about the grooming can we do that? Yeah, cuz I don't do that. He doesn't have eyebrows. I do
10:01The glasses were covering it
10:03This guy is guys got bushy eyebrows. How do you have bush? Yeah, can I can you lift the hair? Yeah
10:09Yeah, did you cut into your brow a little bit yeah, yeah cuz I got like like the last time I got a haircut
10:15I got like lines right here. Yeah
10:17No, I just wear glasses because I have bad vision. I had to get a closer look. Oh, I don't I don't
10:23I just wanted to see the brows. Are you upset? Yeah, I'm pissed. Okay, I
10:28Think you have the best beard. All right. Well if that matters then I think we should trade we should trade
10:33Yeah, okay, like you actually have like a very well-groomed face. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. No, seriously. I don't feel like we're getting anywhere
10:43The eyes to look at blue
10:46That is true. Honestly eye color. I think you should be first
10:51Isis eyes, but he does have to wear fucking glasses nerd. Let's switch
10:56Let's do uh, let's do smiles. Let's see smile. Like if this is like a full smiles
11:01Like a 13 man, oh
11:04And you're 27 28 28. Are you guys gonna fight? I feel like you got to my fight. Let's do a smile
11:10He's got a good smile. You got a visitor does have a great. Yeah. I see some bands there
11:15What are those like bands? Yeah, I'm rich. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what I meant. Oh wait
11:21You guys just had a really good DAP. So you need to be first. Okay. Yeah, you had a really good sounding dad
11:26Off a dab
11:28Dude, let's all smile. Okay. Yeah, let's let's each other smile. Let's let's like go down the line first set
11:38Okay, it's not the most perfect smile yeah
11:44Like you've never had braces I'm guessing right I actually did you did yeah when I was way younger Oh what happened
11:49I didn't get the
11:51Like the retainer
11:54I'm just asking I like the subtle disses that have been nice. I like you've never had braces clear, right? What happened?
12:03Alright Spencer, what's your smile? Very good. We should just be regular who's got better. That's right, bro
12:08I think Spencer a Spencer you guys like yeah, you definitely have like very aligned teeth. All right now you smile
12:13Oh, you got a good smile too, though. Yeah, it gives me Jimmy Neutron vibes. No Sheen from Jimmy Neutron for yeah
12:20Oh your coral
12:25Way hard David, let's see your smile
12:29Fuck is that? Okay, realistically, who do you think my mic dude? Sorry if you will you touched it? Okay
12:37Who do you think is the hottest guy? I I still go with savage savage. Okay, I think that's the tallest
12:42Yeah got their shit together. That's what I think if I would get it was super attracted to men
12:48If I think this is the right order if I was behind you, I think so
12:52Yeah, I think I'd be more trying to think this I think this is it. No, no, no. No, wait, let me see your eyes
12:56They're colored. Oh, yeah, wait, you got really nice eyes
13:03This is my video if I'm not a no one no
13:07I do I do know you'd be higher. I cannot be higher than savage. I think savage is the number one
13:13I think this is a waste of time right now
13:15You're definitely in front of me
13:17Raise your hand. If you think Spencer is better-looking than Blake. Okay, let me see damn all the 100 people out here
13:24I do do it to do twist. You want to see this? Oh
13:29I think Spencer is a really good looking guy
13:31Fucking jacked. Wait. Yeah Spencer start working out. That was how you knew I was working out that I showed you my donk
13:38Okay, you want to see my ass?
13:41You want to see my ass David David do you want to see my ass?
13:47Could use some work. What do you think? I still think savage should be in first
13:51I think I think I think I think we know I think I think you should be first
13:56I think you should be second to even though I don't like you aesthetically because I think you're a super hot guy
14:01Thanks, but if you dress more like Spencer, bro, you'd be a fucking 10. Oh wait
14:06Yeah, yeah, you know you're good this is it okay, well we're locking it in
14:18This is why are you last? Thank you. Well, I don't know they all are like zeros to me
14:25Love cats cat shirt is winning Shrek love Shrek
14:28I don't think they should definitely move you guys kind of look like you're dressed to go to a theme park
14:33But I love the cargoes love a good cargo big cargo girl, I like I like the tattoos Shrek shorts, too
14:39I like the shorts David don't even try but I was kind of just like Central Sea right now
14:44I have a kink for height and the eyebrows live. I gotta point out this okay
14:49I think you are very attractive, but everything about your outfit. I hate I have to make you laugh
14:54You are a good-looking guy. It's just everything else about I agree
14:58The shoes the Chelsea boots are a no for me, they're giving like
15:03Like it look like you gotta like ride a horse or something. I don't know
15:09But he does have the best hair I'm gonna move you down
15:12I'm sorry, just my ex-boyfriend cheat on me. It looks just like you so you need to go back there
15:20So, who do we think is first I'm liking the high freckles in the high I think he's yeah
15:25I
15:28Think he should be first, but I like the casher. I love I'm a big cat. I like
15:33to switch
15:37He reminds me of like an old friend
15:42You can call him whenever you want he's gonna answer and he's gonna help you out you just got friends owned by five girls
15:48But you're moving up honestly, actually, I think you should go in front of David I
15:53Kind of agree, I'm not a big the biggest fan of plaid
15:57Cashier has really cool tattoos. Oh, they're cute and like the bow and clown. I think David should move down again
16:05I could still edit you out
16:08David does have good cheekbones. I like the glasses on track. I
16:14Love I think the glasses are really cool, too. Are those invisalign? Did you have a misalign? Yeah, I had a visalign
16:20Well, I still have it can everyone take
16:23You got a sleeper bill. Okay
16:28Please Shrek
16:32Okay, yeah you can stay there everyone has like pretty normal
16:38Can we get a 360 slow
16:41Okay, okay check out the fatty girl key
16:45Really been in the swamp
16:49You guys swamp ass
16:53All right, so now that you guys ranked us based just off our looks now you guys can ask us questions
16:58You know kind of like interrogate us and then keep moving us around but I do think you know savage isn't that tall
17:05Are you six three? That's like the perfect height. That is perfect. Yeah
17:10I feel like you're like too tall though. Yeah, how tall is everybody? I'm six three. Okay. Okay, I believe you
17:17Oh, we're allowed to speak now. Yeah, we could speak now. I'm 5'10
17:22Yeah, I'm taller than like most of you here if he wasn't here average height would be like 5 7 5 8 David
17:28You did not do us any favors on this cast
17:31I just got funny people, but I'm actually as tall as juju. That's a fun fact. Y'all are the same height
17:35We're the same height. Wait, Savage checked us
17:40I think I'm a little taller
17:43Are you are you a cat man? Yeah
17:46I have one cat. Her name is Millie. I have two boys. They could be like boyfriend girlfriend. Okay?
17:50Yeah, I'd be down to let our cats have sex with
17:56So, what do you guys do for fun like what's like a fun typical Wednesday now we're getting into it
18:01Yeah, let's let's talk about Wednesday night. What are we doing? Whiplash?
18:05Yeah, get the gang over play some Jackbox, oh, I thought you were gonna give me whiplash
18:10Gonna give me whiplash whiplash. Yeah car accidents
18:15No, I like I like getting together with like a medium-sized group of people, you know
18:19Not a huge party and just having a fun game night
18:23What do you do for fun play games or go out with the boys with girls or gang games?
18:29Turn up have a good time
18:32Good parties Monday through Sunday. Yes, you do. That's what you do on the weekends, but who else could cook?
18:40Steak shrimp talk to me. What do you put on the side mashed potatoes me?
18:47I like this group. I think yeah, I don't cook but I can eat. No take you out to dinner
18:54All right, and I can one up this you don't even have to leave the home
18:57Great it's all can day and I'll chill it the fuck out for you
19:16Number two should definitely go down the party. How do you like got it like almost to the end party every day you do party
19:23What do you do for fun on a Wednesday? I just have like a pretty standard schedule
19:27I
19:29Used to I usually go to the gym during the week, but on the weekends I go to like music festivals or shows
19:35You're an adult. You're very much. Are you an EDM guy? I'm an EDM. Thanks. What kind of raves?
19:40Do you like going to I mean, I I don't like discriminate against the raves
19:44I had Coachella I go to like more niche stuff like you go to Coachella every weekend EDC
19:52Where would you take a girl on the first date Coachella?
19:56I'm gonna start with you Dave and Buster's if you could have
20:01And let loose I don't know just like a different version of the game at home, but maybe we're not right for each other
20:07That's okay. Okay. Yeah, I want someone that is down to go. Have fun
20:11I got are you going? Yeah, that's don't have yeah
20:15You look like you're hesitating. Oh, no. I was just waiting
20:19Hi, I like a first day like at where we can have like it's like a bar slash restaurant where we can get some drinks
20:26Get some food have fun where it's not too loud. It sounded like you just described like generic date. I'm just funny
20:32I'm not like a good-looking guy like like Blake here
20:36So I'm gonna use my humor and that's why I like a place where this food where we can talk. Okay
20:48Making fun of us dude. I don't know. I like arcade. I like the beach. So, how old are you?
21:01I'm 14 in March. Oh my god. I will take you to
21:06mini golf
21:09Golf I would have said Dave and Buster's and if Dave and Buster's was had a
21:14Amalgamated with mini-golf that would be my choice just so they know
21:18Amalgamated means I just a mixture. I have like four big words. I use but it's just because I heard him like
21:25And thought they were cool
21:28It's funny you heard in the swamp funny. Hey, I am I like yeah, I think David switch, please. That's right, bitch
21:38Please I just like to like do activities and stuff. So I don't like to just kind of like a
21:43Restaurant and everything but I took a girl to like one of those break rooms one time where you break shit
21:48Oh, I love that. Yeah escape room. Yeah. Oh and escape escape room escape room. Okay, I think
21:54Escape room is a great day
22:01Savage I'm saying like he doesn't know. No, I don't like I like arcade. Okay, who's Savage?
22:10The name by that's not his real name, but David's also dating someone so he should just be like ranked lower
22:16What does that have to do with that?
22:18No
22:21Well, you were just making fun of his ribbed jeans, I know I was wait that was you though, I know
22:28He still looks like an Abercrombie and Fitch like model like thing and I just I thank you. Yeah
22:36Do we like two and three you guys
22:38Comedian, I know I love so funny. I love the cash. Yeah, I love it. My name is Blake
22:44My name is Blake
22:46What does everyone here do for that's actually a good question. I do comedy as well. Do you know how to skate?
22:50No, I don't skate. What about like snow?
22:52That counts. It's more effort. So yeah, you have to go to a snow place
22:58That is true. You do have to do you have to rent stuff which is cost money annoying. Yeah, you're at my job
23:03I know that's what I do, but it's pretty impressive, right?
23:07What do you do? I also do sketch comedy, but more like in the rave EDM space. How come you're not funny right now
23:14We're not raving
23:17I like a shy guy. That's kind of cute. I do comedy in VR chat. Really?
23:27Stand up money. Wait, so do you want to switch anybody up or do we like it like this? I like
23:33Wait, I can't believe Sav is last. I'll say this. We literally did the exact. Wow. That's so crazy. It's the opposite
23:40Exact mirror exact opposite Wow. Yeah, I like it like this. Really
23:46So, what would you say I would put savage first, well, I think it's here you're a little biased cuz you guys have made out
24:01I'm a go. What's a party with him? But like I wouldn't want him as my man
24:05No
24:06Where is the craziest location that you've had sex at?
24:09Oh, you could see it if you walk outside actually from here like the sidewalk. No, it's the the hillside above Universal
24:17Yeah
24:21I can't I can't say that. Yeah weirdest place I've had sex. Yes, precisely. Damn. Oh
24:29Joshua tree sick like in the desert like on the
24:33On John like on the sand in front of the job. I heard was like sandpaper. It was great
24:41Where the cheek sandy, uh, no, I put it Oh shirts down. So it was a little
24:47Quite romantic it was awesome. I had sex in uh in the middle of the day on a driveway once
24:54In the car
24:57On top of her hood. Did this happen at your old house when I was your neighbor? Wait
25:02Oh my god, really? Yeah. No, you didn't know probably has the footage somewhere you're
25:11What the hell I gotta look down my window and see you doing that that's crazy weirder than a hiking trail for sure
25:17That's why I was weird. Yeah. All right, what about you?
25:19I haven't really like done it in a crazy place, but I've done it like in like a tent in the middle of like the
25:25Coachella camping
25:32Coachella it just happened to be there my bed your bed. Yeah, yo, that's so crazy
25:38He's seen his bed. It's fucking weird. He's too tall
25:44Wait, really nothing. I don't want to say
25:55I think the time matters like what time is nighttime, but okay. Well, then you didn't meet them
26:02I
26:04Guess do you guys want to rank anyone? No, I honestly like it like that
26:15I love you guys
26:18Let's go to the swamp Shrek is life
26:20He's got layers. Thank you guys for ranking us based off attractiveness. I just want to say this is a very kind group of people
26:26Yeah, thank you so much
26:28I don't know if you told them to do this to me because I did not I didn't I didn't know what this was
26:35This is all a prank. You could be but ugly, but if you can make me laugh like I might give it up nice, dude
26:41Thank you so much
26:48Yeah, I'm not saying you're
26:51You guys are I can't sit guys that were like seven point threes and up. Yeah. Yes
26:56My ranking I would make you first, thank you so much. Oh, yeah. I have a question. Would anyone make me first?
27:03No, anyways, ladies guys fellas. Thank you guys so much for being a part of this video
27:07It's a tough video to be in so don't roast us too hard in the comments roast me, please. Honestly