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00:00The next morning...
00:02I heard there's a demon in the sauna at night.
00:07A demon, huh?
00:09I got it for free, but I need to think about it.
00:13Before that, what is a sauna?
00:16It's a steam bath.
00:18It's said that by sweating, your metabolism will increase and you'll lose weight more easily.
00:23Hmph. If I can lose weight, I'll give it a try.
00:26Besides, freshly-made fries are delicious.
00:29Have you changed your mind?
00:59Fries are the best!
01:01Potatoes, potatoes, fries!
01:03Potatoes, potatoes, fries!
01:06Potatoes, potatoes, I love you!
01:08I'll eat you up!
01:11I won't give up!
01:13Potatoes, potatoes, fries!
01:16Potatoes, potatoes, crunchy!
01:19I don't want to be a potato.
01:21Ah, I'm a little patient.
01:24Outside my heart, fries, fries!
01:26Burn it up, please, my lover!
01:32Oh, I'm out of money again.
01:35Where's the sauna?
01:38This is...
01:40Kyojiri Youkai Kyoro Manju?
01:42Why are you here?
01:44I'm just relaxing from my daily fatigue.
01:47Even though you're from Harapoyo Potepotemaru,
01:49you don't even know what a super battle is.
01:52P-Potepotemaru has the right to join the battle!
01:55Then I'll join the battle!
02:00I'm here to join the sauna.
02:02I don't have time for you.
02:04Wait a minute!
02:06I'm here for the sauna, too!
02:08If you're here for the sauna,
02:09why are you hanging around here?
02:11I was just enjoying the bath.
02:16A demon?
02:17I knew it.
02:18You're worried about the rumors, aren't you?
02:21I'm not worried!
02:24So this is the sauna.
02:26Let's see what it's like.
02:29Ouch!
02:30My face is burning!
02:32T-This is...
02:33120 degrees!
02:35This is hell.
02:36Is this really good for you?
02:38I believe in humans!
02:40Let's go!
02:41Ouch!
02:43Sheesh.
02:44Shut up.
02:48That horn...
02:49You're an ogre!
02:51Shut up.
02:53Just shut the door.
02:55You'll catch a cold.
02:57If I shut the door, I'll get sick.
03:00My lungs are burning.
03:02I didn't expect to run into an elf here.
03:05What's so funny?
03:07Nothing.
03:08I just thought it'd be too hot for a weak elf.
03:12It's better not to overdo it.
03:14What did you say?
03:16Don't underestimate the elf!
03:17It's fine if it's a little hot!
03:19That's right!
03:20Is that so?
03:21Then don't just stand there. Sit down.
03:23Hmph.
03:24You don't have to tell me.
03:27My butt!
03:28My butt!
03:29You're so mean!
03:30You tricked me!
03:31I didn't trick you.
03:33Just roll up a towel or something.
03:38It's hot.
03:40But it's not uncommon for an elf to come to a sauna.
03:47I'm sure that's the same for ogres.
03:49I heard there's a rumor that ogres go to saunas.
03:53Is that so?
03:55I didn't think I'd see any other guests lately.
03:58Do ogres like saunas that much?
04:01It's not like we like them.
04:04We ogres like alcohol.
04:06Alcohol!
04:07Then why are you so obsessed with it?
04:10That's...
04:11It's not a big deal.
04:13What is it?
04:15Your belly...
04:17Shut up!
04:18It's not my fault!
04:20I drank too much.
04:22Hey, Aichi.
04:24It's not my fault.
04:26It's just that the alcohol here is too good.
04:29I see.
04:30It makes sense.
04:31No, it doesn't!
04:32Hold it in!
04:34You guys are too direct.
04:38This is perfect.
04:39You can train your endurance here.
04:41Sounds good.
04:42A battle of patience?
04:44Let's bet on something.
04:46The winner gets to treat the loser and eat as much as he wants.
04:50All you can eat?
04:52Are you sure I'm going to win?
04:54It's a deal.
04:56What are we going to do if we bet on food?
04:59I can't keep up with you.
05:01Let's get started.
05:03Ready...
05:04Go!
05:06It's hot.
05:11It's so refreshing after a bath.
05:14Why did I have to do this?
05:17Give me back my money!
05:19You lost, but you still have no pride?
05:22Shut up!
05:23Pride is more important than anything else!
05:25What's going on?
05:26Listen to me.
05:28My potato turned into alcohol because of him.
05:31Wait, who's that?
05:34Nice to meet you.
05:36Run!
05:37Potato!
05:38Potato!
05:40Hey!
05:41Just one bite!
05:42Just one bite!
05:44It's too late.
05:47I'm going on a diet tomorrow.
05:57I came here to lose weight.
05:59You have to teach him.
06:02L-Lose Weight!
06:05I'm on a good diet today!
06:08I said I only eat vegetables.
06:11There's no restriction on your body fat, right?
06:14Don't eat too much potato.
06:16Fish is good for your diet.
06:19It contains protein and omega-3.
06:22What a wild place.
06:23There are so many deers.
06:25This is a wild place.
06:26What do you mean by wild?
06:28There's a lion.
06:29That's a savanna!
06:31You scared me.
06:33I'm sorry.
06:34I heard you talking nonsense, so I got carried away.
06:36It's a fish shop.
06:38Listen to me.
06:40Fish is good for your diet.
06:42It contains omega-3.
06:44Fish is delicious and healthy.
06:46It's good for your diet.
06:48I eat three meals a day.
06:51Thanks to that, my skin is elastic.
06:53No, it's not elastic.
06:55Ouch!
06:57E-Excuse me, Ms. Elfda.
06:59No, it's true.
07:02Since I came here,
07:04I haven't had many chances to swim.
07:07Fish is good for your diet.
07:09It's good for your diet.
07:13What's the matter?
07:17Ouch!
07:19Ouch!
07:20I'm Ela Kawakunen.
07:22Ela?
07:23Could it be...
07:24Yes.
07:25This is a type called Mellow.
07:27In other words, it's a half-fish.
07:29How did you know?
07:31If you look closely, it's an elf.
07:33It's a mermaid.
07:35Half-fish have a sense of fish on top.
07:38I have a sense of fish on my tongue.
07:40I'm just disguised as a mermaid.
07:42Wow!
07:43If you say that,
07:44it seems that the effect has just run out.
07:46Look at this.
07:48See?
07:49It's really a mermaid.
07:51It's like this when the mermaid runs out.
07:53Well...
07:54The secret ingredient...
07:55Was it Mellow's tears?
07:57I heard that it can only be produced once every 10 years.
08:00There's something that can replace it now.
08:03This is it!
08:04Is this it?
08:06I don't know,
08:07but it's almost the same ingredient as the secret ingredient.
08:09If you take a sip, you can transform for 5 hours.
08:13It's mysterious.
08:16How is it?
08:17Isn't it amazing?
08:18By the way, please put on your clothes.
08:20You can see that I can't swim in the form of a mermaid, right?
08:23I'll be in the news.
08:24Of course, my second arm is going to hurt.
08:27No, but...
08:29There seems to be a way to transform and swim in the sea where there are few people.
08:34I'm not good at salt water,
08:35and I can't do it when I'm in a human form.
08:38The human body is difficult.
08:40This oil is pure.
08:42You're worried about the sagging of your second arm, aren't you?
08:44Let's consult.
08:46What?
08:47The sagging is caused by muscle weakness.
08:50It can be resolved by training the upper arm biceps and triceps.
08:55Exercising using dumbbells is effective.
08:58If you don't have one, you can use a bottle of water.
09:02It's light and okay.
09:04It's also effective in preventing wall standing.
09:08I can do that, too.
09:10And there's a lot of waste,
09:13so I recommend a lymph massage after taking a bath.
09:15If you take a bath, you'll have to pay for it!
09:17Yes, yes.
09:18I'll teach you.
09:20I learned it from humans.
09:22First, rub the bottom of your armpits like drawing a circle.
09:26Like this?
09:28Next, massage from the wrist to the elbow,
09:31and from the elbow to the bottom of the armpit while squeezing.
09:35I see.
09:37It's okay to be strong enough.
09:39It's good to do it every day, right?
09:41Human.
09:42Yes, that's right.
09:43Elphida, do you do it every day?
09:46Well...
09:47I never do it!
09:49I was wondering, why do you speak Kansai dialect?
09:53Because it suits my character.
09:55By the way, have you ever been to the other side?
09:57No!
09:58Kansai people are the most angry!
10:01Well, you taught me a lot.
10:04So, how much is the highest price?
10:08It's not good to be so expensive.
10:11It's okay, it's okay.
10:12The expiration date is close.
10:14Is that so?
10:16Thank you very much.
10:17What is this red thing?
10:20It's an egg of a fish called Sake.
10:22Is this okay?
10:24You can taste it if you like it or not.
10:28You can't hate it without eating it.
10:31How is it?
10:33This is my egg!
10:36Elphida!
10:38That's a lie!
10:39It's just a joke.
10:41I want to eat a hot fried potato!
10:45Hurry up!
10:46I'll buy it right away!
10:49Why a potato?
10:55Oh, cute doggy!
10:57Are you hungry?
11:01Yes, I'll do it!
11:02Yes, yes, let's get together!
11:04Let's all dance!
11:05Three, two, one, let's go!
11:07If you jump, jump, jump!
11:10If you jump, jump, jump!
11:12If you jump, jump, jump!
11:15I want to do it.
11:16I want to show you, but I want to eat!
11:18If you jump, jump, jump!
11:20If you jump, jump, jump!
11:23If you jump, jump, jump!
11:26At least let me get drunk!
11:30It's creeping up on me.
11:31Ramen, ice cream and fried potato!
11:33Potato!
11:34Ah, I need to change my mind.
11:37Now, let's drink!
11:38Charge!
11:40Let's do it!
11:41High tempo dance!
11:43Charge!
11:44Let's show it!
11:45Let's go to Japan!
11:47Charge!
11:48Let's do it!
11:49To the limit!
11:51Charge!
11:52Let's go!
11:53Calorie!
11:54Let's go!
11:55To the stars!
11:56Everyone, Victory!