週刊さんまとマツコ 2024年9月15日 愛すべきダメ人間ばかりが集まる翔工務店第2弾後半戦
週刊さんまとマツコ 2024年9月15日 愛すべきダメ人間ばかりが集まる翔工務店第2弾後半戦
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00:00Today's Weekly Sanmato Matsuko is the second half of the Kakeru Koumuten, where all the people you love are useless.
00:09Finally, the strongest useless person, Takase, will be dismissed.
00:14My best friend is here.
00:15He's big.
00:17Short sleeper?
00:18Yes.
00:19Can't you sleep? Or can't you sleep?
00:21Well, it's a waste to sleep.
00:24You're as cool as him.
00:27Sanmato and Takase have a lot in common.
00:30I'm not like you.
00:34And then, Yoshimura goes to the office of Kakeru Koumuten.
00:37You're so dirty.
00:39Takase's room is so dirty.
00:42And he cleans up the Takase family's trash.
00:45I don't know if I should say this on this show, but what is it?
00:48Did you wash the dead body?
00:50What are you talking about?
00:52Kakeru Koumuten
00:5430 Minutes Except for the Shadow of a Useless Person
00:58Kakeru Koumuten is located in Aobaku City, Yokohama City, Kanagawa Prefecture.
01:05The annual income is 300 million yen and the company is on the upper right.
01:09It's a company that shows off its high-profile as if it were going to Korea on a business trip.
01:15But the employees are...
01:18They arrive in two hours and all of them are zero.
01:21There's a casino in front of Incheon Airport.
01:24Did you go there all of a sudden?
01:27I think I made a mistake when I checked in.
01:30You should have checked in earlier.
01:33It's a mysterious company where only useless people gather.
01:37To solve the mystery, the players are the two leaders of the useless people trio.
01:43Check the schedule of Kendo and Komuto for a week.
01:47I'm working at a convenience store.
01:51What do you know about the annual income from now on?
01:54There should be something.
01:56There's nothing.
01:58And this time, it's Shin-uchi.
02:00Let's look at the doctor's schedule.
02:03Shin-uchi is here.
02:04It's big.
02:06This is a big deal.
02:08He goes to bed at 3 a.m. and wakes up at 7 a.m.
02:11That's right.
02:13Shin-uchi is a short sleeper.
02:16It's a common point with Sanma.
02:18I don't think I'm a short sleeper.
02:20I just couldn't sleep.
02:22I went crazy with Bakuchi.
02:27Isn't it the same?
02:31Can't you sleep?
02:34It's a waste to sleep.
02:36It's cool.
02:37It's the same.
02:39I finally admitted it.
02:42It's different.
02:45It's a common point with Sanma.
02:49Look at this schedule for a week.
02:52I don't have time to eat.
02:55I don't eat.
02:57Do you eat?
02:59I don't eat.
03:03You spill it before you put it in your mouth.
03:08It's about three pieces.
03:11I don't eat.
03:14I don't eat.
03:18It's a waste of time to eat.
03:20It's a waste of time and I'm used to it.
03:23I don't eat.
03:26It's a common point with Sanma.
03:31It's the same.
03:33Wait a minute.
03:36What is it?
03:39If you lose, you can't eat sushi.
03:43If you win the game, you don't have to eat.
03:49What is this?
03:52It's cool.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:58I agree.
03:59It's the same.
04:00There are many common points.
04:03It's fun.
04:06I don't understand that feeling.
04:08I eat a lot.
04:09You cry.
04:11I cry.
04:14I cry when I gamble.
04:16It's different.
04:18It's different from idol.
04:21I go to bed and gamble here.
04:23You go fishing.
04:25I go fishing.
04:27Do you decide on Saturday night?
04:29I decide on Saturday night.
04:31You are a man.
04:32I'm not a man.
04:33You are lying.
04:37You are lying.
04:38You are lying.
04:40There is no evidence.
04:41You ran away.
04:44You are a father.
04:46How do you feel?
04:48I don't understand.
04:51The last way to solve the mystery of 300 million yen.
04:57I go to a public office to solve the mystery of 300 million yen.
05:02I have to go.
05:04I went to a public office.
05:06Did YOSHIMURA go there?
05:08I went there.
05:09Please look at this.
05:11I'm YOSHIMURA.
05:13I go to a public office to solve the mystery of 300 million yen.
05:18I go to AOBAKU in YOKOHAMA.
05:21I wear this today.
05:23You read too much.
05:25I go to a public office to solve the mystery of 300 million yen.
05:27I go to a public office to solve the mystery of 300 million yen.
05:29I go to a public office to solve the mystery of 300 million yen.
05:31That person.
05:34That person is like a garbage house.
05:37Do you go there?
05:40I don't want to go there.
05:43I go to a public office in KAKERUKOUMU.
05:47What is there?
05:52I remembered.
05:54I remembered.
05:57It's a big garbage house.
06:00It's been a long time.
06:03It's dirty.
06:05It looks like a pattern.
06:08This is amazing.
06:10I'm sorry.
06:13Is this your company?
06:14This is my company's office.
06:17We gathered here and left.
06:21This is the head office of KAKERUKOUMU in AOBAKU, YOKOHAMA.
06:26This is a public office and a storage room.
06:29This is about seven years older than the tennis court.
06:34In addition, there are two such storage rooms in YOKOHAMA.
06:39There is also a showroom.
06:42This is a good working environment.
06:46I thought this was a more dangerous place.
06:49The head office is big.
06:53Please come in.
06:56I'm sorry.
06:58Please come in.
07:01I can smell the darkness.
07:06I can smell the darkness in the office of REIWA.
07:11The distance is not accurate.
07:13The height is not accurate.
07:17The pattern is the same.
07:22I don't understand.
07:23I'm sorry.
07:25There are also decent people.
07:31Who is this person?
07:33This person has been here since August.
07:36Isn't August recent?
07:38It's only been a week.
07:42Is that so?
07:44He is my classmate in junior high school.
07:45He is my classmate in junior high school.
07:46I will quit my job soon.
07:49Don't say that.
07:51My company is a private company.
07:53Is that so?
07:54Who told you that?
07:58This person is a member of the company.
08:01He is a member of the company.
08:02He is a member of the company.
08:04I see.
08:06I was surprised.
08:08He is a member of the company.
08:11He seems to be popular.
08:12Yes, he is popular.
08:14He is popular.
08:16He is popular.
08:17He is popular.
08:18He is popular.
08:21He is popular.
08:25He is popular.
08:30Are you okay?
08:32Are you imprisoned?
08:35She is my wife.
08:37She is my wife.
08:39Is she your wife?
08:41Is she your classmate?
08:42She is my classmate in junior high school.
08:44Is she your classmate in junior high school?
08:46Does everyone know her?
08:48Everyone knows her.
08:50KAKERU KOUMU TEN is a private company.
08:5212 out of 21 employees are students.
08:55KAKERU KOUMU TEN is a private company.
08:57KAKERU KOUMU TEN is a private company.
08:59Do you think so?
09:01My husband is in a relationship with a woman like this.
09:03My husband is in a relationship with a woman like this.
09:05I will collapse.
09:07I will collapse.
09:10Aren't you worried?
09:12You lend money immediately.
09:14I think it's okay.
09:18But there are only a few people around me.
09:20But there are only a few people around me.
09:22That's right.
09:23There are only a few people around me.
09:26That's right.
09:27That's right.
09:28That's right.
09:29That's right.
09:31That's right.
09:33They head to the parking lot.
09:37Finally, there is a decent person.
09:40Finally, there is a decent person.
09:42Hello.
09:43Nice to meet you.
09:45I am the leader of YANEKOJI.
09:47I got a tattoo of KAWASAKI LOVE on my arm.
09:49I got a tattoo of KAWASAKI LOVE on my arm.
09:52Did you get a tattoo of KAWASAKI LOVE on your arm?
09:54Don't say that.
09:57I can't write KAWASAKI.
10:01I got a tattoo of KAWASAKI LOVE on my arm.
10:04Can I see it now?
10:06It's cool.
10:09KAWASAKI LOVE, I love you.
10:11That's good.
10:12I don't want to see it.
10:14Why did you get a tattoo of KAWASAKI LOVE?
10:16I got a tattoo of KAWASAKI LOVE when I was 13 years old.
10:18I'm not a young Italian.
10:21Who is the other leader?
10:23He is a new member of YANEKOJI.
10:25He is a member of YANEKOJI.
10:26He is a member of YANEKOJI.
10:28He is a member of YANEKOJI.
10:29He said to me, you should go get a haircut.
10:31He said to me, you should go get a haircut.
10:34He said, I got it.
10:36He didn't change anything after that.
10:38He said, what did you do?
10:39He said, I got a eyelash perm.
10:41I don't know why.
10:43He said, I got a eyelash perm.
10:46He said, cut your hair.
10:48He said, cut your hair.
10:51He said, I got a eyelash perm.
10:55Do you have a debt?
10:56I have a debt.
11:02I'm scared.
11:03I'm scared.
11:05I was afraid he would say that, so I said, I got a debt.
11:08I was afraid he would say that, so I said, I got a debt.
11:09Always this sound.
11:14He was watching me quietly.
11:16I thought I would be killed by myself.
11:18That's bad.
11:21I'm sorry!
11:24The last place they went to was a warehouse where they store and process equipment.
11:29So you work here?
11:31Yes, this is where we store our equipment.
11:33So you're doing a proper job.
11:35There's a mahjong table up there.
11:38Oh, that's right!
11:41What a surprise! There's a mahjong table on the roof!
11:45Can I go up?
11:46Yes, go ahead.
11:51You can put your head here.
11:54Oh, this is fun!
11:58It's like a secret base!
11:59I don't get it.
12:03Now and then, employees who have finished their work gather here to play mahjong.
12:09Wait a minute!
12:11We're not at the end of the shoot yet!
12:14We're halfway through!
12:17The company must have a lot of fun.
12:19We have a lot of friends who come here and say,
12:21You're stupid! You're an idiot!
12:23You're so stupid!
12:25We have a big company and we have a lot of employment agencies.
12:27We take care of employees' stress.
12:30I think we're having fun here because we don't need to.
12:34It's fun to come here.
12:37Is this how your office looks like?
12:39No, it's a good office.
12:41I'm glad I came here.
12:43Takase lives near here.
12:45No, I'm going home!
12:48I'm going home.
12:50You can walk here.
12:52It's very close.
12:54It's a good distance.
12:56I'm sure you'll come to pick me up.
12:58Why are you cheating at this distance?
13:02Is this a correction?
13:04No, it's not cheating.
13:06It's not cheating.
13:08It hurts.
13:10I'm addicted to mahjong.
13:12Which one?
13:14This one?
13:16This is a good place.
13:19After the commercial,
13:21Takase plays mahjong.
13:23I hate you!
13:28Kakeru Public Office
13:30Yoshimura plays mahjong
13:32to solve the mystery of the 300 million yen annual income.
13:35Madori has a Japanese-style double room
13:38and a dining kitchen.
13:40It's a 2D system with a separate bathroom and toilet.
13:43The rent is 60,000 yen.
13:45Half of the rent is paid by Kakeru Public Office.
13:50Let's go inside the room.
13:53I'm scared.
13:55There's no place to walk.
13:57There's a lot of places to walk.
13:59This is Takase's room.
14:01It's dirty.
14:03I can't clean this room.
14:05I'll burn the toilet paper.
14:08I'll kill you with one blow.
14:10I'll kill you with one blow.
14:12I'll kill you with one blow.
14:14I'll kill you with one blow.
14:16I'll kill you with one blow.
14:18I'll kill you with one blow.
14:20Stop it.
14:23Are you serious?
14:25There's no air conditioner.
14:27What?
14:33What is this room?
14:35That's the bedroom.
14:37Where is it?
14:39The food is still there.
14:42Do you usually sleep like this?
14:52Why?
14:55Why can you sleep here?
14:58I can sleep here.
15:00If I live here, it's the capital.
15:04You were noisy until a while ago, but now you're annoying.
15:08The bed is here.
15:12What is this?
15:14This room was introduced in the previous video.
15:18Now it's full of garbage.
15:20It's a situation where you can't use it.
15:23I'll take a bath.
15:30What is this?
15:32I don't know how to express this in this program.
15:35Did you wash your body?
15:37What is this?
15:39There are a lot of used toilet paper in the bathroom.
15:45I thought it was dynamite.
15:49I can't do this anymore.
15:54You can't just throw it away, can you?
15:58Of course, I came here with that intention.
16:00But it's in my head all the time.
16:02Why?
16:04What are you doing?
16:06What am I doing?
16:08Let's go.
16:11Finally, the cleaning begins.
16:15Can I throw away the shirt underneath?
16:17No.
16:18What can I throw away?
16:20Except for clothes.
16:22I'll decide.
16:25I'll throw away all my clothes.
16:28I'll throw away all my clothes and towels.
16:30Buy a new one.
16:32Look at me and talk.
16:38I've been angry with you since I was in school.
16:42Here you are.
16:45Thank you very much.
16:47What is this tone?
16:51Thank you very much.
16:52It's not my tone.
16:54I'm talking about someone else.
16:56There is an ant.
16:58Look at this.
17:00The ant is melting.
17:02You're right.
17:10Are you doing cocaine?
17:12This is Tempura.
17:18Your underwear.
17:20Why?
17:24Do it, SANMA.
17:27Why me?
17:29I hate you.
17:33Are you the president of the company?
17:35Yes.
17:36Sell me your stocks.
17:42I'll give you an opinion as a shareholder.
17:45Tell me not to do it.
17:48There are too many garbage bags.
17:50Even four people can't see the end.
17:54I will call the company.
17:58I'll do my best.
18:00Can you do it?
18:02I'm counting on you.
18:04Please leave it to me.
18:05Can I throw away everything?
18:07Please come in from the beginning.
18:10It's fast.
18:12It's very fast.
18:14It's amazing.
18:17TAKAZAKI's garbage that couldn't see the end.
18:19It was done in a flash.
18:22I can't do it with my hands.
18:24That's all the garbage.
18:26Thank you very much.
18:29Thank you very much.
18:31I won't let you do this again.
18:35All the garbage was taken out in three hours.
18:38It's amazing.
18:40The dining kitchen with ants.
18:46The table has appeared.
18:48It's very clean.
18:53This room, which couldn't enter for a year.
18:58The room with a mattress.
19:04The room that was crowded with food.
19:10This is a peaceful space.
19:16I haven't been on TV for about half a year.
19:19I don't want to be on TV again.
19:21I understand.
19:23Please promise me.
19:25Please don't appear on TV again.
19:30How is the current VTR?
19:33The number of views has increased by 300 million.
19:36Did you clean the room?
19:39No, I didn't.
19:41Did you clean the room after that?
19:43I think I'm back to normal.
19:46I took a picture and gave it to you.
19:55I hate you.
19:59If you want to see it again, please come to YURU NEXT.
20:04Did you clean the room after that?
20:06I think I'm back to normal.
20:09I took a picture and gave it to you.
20:12I think I'm back to normal.
20:18I hate you.
20:24Time is up.
20:26This is the secret of TAKASE's birth.
20:36I don't want to know the secret of my birth.
20:41This is the third episode.
20:45Next time, episode 0.
20:47This is the secret of TAKASE's birth.
20:50Next time, episode 0.
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20:57Don't roll cabbage.
21:00Matsuko, let's do this.
21:02I won't do it.
21:04Please look forward to it.