Taskmaster Season18 Episode3
Taskmaster Season18 Episode3
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06:33I don't get it.
06:36That does.
06:42I can't get in really deep.
06:46And I swear to God, last week, I got a little bit of umbilical cord.
07:00How deep's your belly button?
07:03It's my favourite Bee Gees song.
07:10Who has brought in the worst?
07:12Well, it's Baba or Andy, isn't it? Let's face it.
07:14OK.
07:15So, we're going to give Zaltzman and his horrible lungs one point.
07:17OK, one down.
07:18Baba, two.
07:19Two to Baba, well done.
07:20Yeah, incredibly, getting three points is a man who lazily grabbed an old toothbrush on his way to the show.
07:26Three to Jack.
07:27You know, it's such an appalling image, we'll give Rosie Jones five points on this occasion.
07:32Four to Emma, five to Rosie.
07:35It's a very strong start.
07:36Right, task one, let's get going.
07:38OK, here we go, bro.
07:40And hush your sweet, sweet mouth.
07:59Andy.
08:03I'll sit here, shall I?
08:04Yeah, just in front of Greg.
08:13Am I like Greg? Very serious, bro.
08:15Just smile more, I'm not going to lie to you, bro.
08:23Do not say any of this out loud.
08:32Do not say any of this out loud.
09:03Oh!
09:07Don't mind.
09:13Do you want to explain this task a little bit?
09:15Not yet.
09:18All right, who are we going to see first?
09:20We're going to start with the guy people are already calling Andy Zaltzman.
09:25Are you all right, Andy?
09:29Andy?
09:32Andy?
10:02Query?
10:03I've stopped the clock.
10:05I could have gone with quesadilla.
10:07I thought that was an opportunity missed.
10:17At what point during the filming process for this show, Andy,
10:20did you regret wearing full cricket whites?
10:23I've never been in a situation in life where I haven't thought,
10:26this would be better if I was in cricket.
10:29Do you ever regret sitting in a big throne like that?
10:31No.
10:32Does it not make the rest of your life seem mundane?
10:38I mean, I suppose now you've said it, yeah.
10:41Well, Andy did very well.
10:42He managed to succeed in 7 minutes 54.
10:46Not bad, is it?
10:47Two more attempts now, and a little bit more time.
10:50Andy?
10:52Andy?
10:53Andy?
10:54Andy?
10:55Andy?
10:56Andy?
10:57Two more attempts now, and a little bit more explanation
10:59from Baba and Rosie.
11:02Stare at camera number one for at least 30 seconds without smiling.
11:23No!
11:24Right, let's try again.
11:28No!
11:31Eat an imaginary fly that has just landed on you.
11:52Look under the six...
11:5436...
11:5556 lettres de cette tâche.
12:05Quelles lettres avons-nous jusqu'à présent, Rosie?
12:10La première est correcte.
12:12Quelle est la deuxième?
12:13E.
12:14H.
12:15Est-ce que c'est un N?
12:17Attends, OK.
12:21Vous n'avez pas encore terminé la tâche.
12:25La troisième est correcte.
12:32Pas celle-là.
12:36Non, pas celle-là.
12:38Pas celle-là.
12:39Pas celle-là.
12:40Vous êtes un petit garçon fou, n'est-ce pas?
12:51Dites un mot, en commençant par Q.
12:53Q.
12:56Votre temps a commencé quand vous avez regardé la caméra.
13:00Quiet.
13:01J'ai arrêté le cloche.
13:02C'est ça.
13:03C'est ça.
13:07Oui.
13:08C'est ma chaleur.
13:12Je suis tellement heureuse.
13:20Baba, la misdirection de la chaleur, c'est ce genre de chose que l'enfant nerd aime faire.
13:25Comment vous vous sentez en tant que contestant?
13:27À l'époque, je me disais, qui est venu avec cette bêtise?
13:30Vous comprenez ce que je veux dire?
13:31Oui, oui.
13:32Oui, j'ai fait de la merde.
13:33Vous êtes venu au bon show pour faire de la merde.
13:36Rosie.
13:37J'ai oublié ce que vous avez dit sur votre chaussure d'Achilles.
13:39Est-ce qu'elle n'est pas en train de rire comme un criant de ville?
13:59C'est la fin de la première partie.
14:01À bientôt.
14:36Le 4ème lettre
14:53S.E.A.
14:57Est-ce que vous avez compris la 4ème lettre?
15:06J'ai perdu mon compte.
15:08Je pense que ça va m'intéresser.
15:10Ça va t'intéresser.
15:11Oui.
15:12Vite.
15:13J'ai arrêté le cloche.
15:15Qu'est-ce que vous avez trouvé?
15:16Le premier que j'ai trouvé, c'était S.E.A.
15:19Vous l'avez trouvé?
15:20J'ai trouvé que ça avait un sentiment nautique.
15:22Ça a l'air relevant.
15:23Oui.
15:25Regarde, sous les lettres.
15:26Oui.
15:29C'est pas S.E.A.
15:30Je pense que ça peut être S.E.A.
15:31Vous pensez que ça peut être S.E.A. ?
15:32Oui.
15:33Je regarde.
15:34J'ai trouvé un cloche.
15:35Je regarde sous les lettres.
15:36C'est incroyable.
15:38C'est du walrus.
15:39C'est un chien.
15:40C'est un cloche.
15:41C'est un lion, vraiment.
15:42Il a des cheveux.
15:43Ah, d'accord.
15:44C'est ce cloche.
15:47D'accord.
15:48Il y avait quelque chose écrit là-bas.
15:50Mais il est sorti.
15:51Oui, tu l'as cassé assez fort.
15:53Je ne l'ai pas cassé assez fort.
15:54Qu'est-ce que tu parles?
15:55Tu étais très rouge avec ça.
15:57Ne me blâme pas pour mes propres mots.
15:59Je vais voir s'il y en a un autre.
16:01Merci.
16:04Je l'ai cassé.
16:07C'est plutôt bien.
16:09Plus vite.
16:10Le plus vite.
16:11C'est nouveau.
16:13Il y en a-t-il un autre?
16:14Oui.
16:15On va juste le mettre en place pour qu'il ne se casse pas.
16:18Mais pourquoi?
16:19C'est ce qui a causé tout ça.
16:24J'ai une tâche pour toi.
16:25Bonne chance.
16:26C'est moi qui suis patient.
16:27Oui.
16:28Peut-être que c'est ce que tu devrais faire en premier.
16:31Vite.
16:38Bon.
16:40Je veux dire, première chose.
16:41Commençons par les positives.
16:42Emma.
16:43Bien sûr.
16:44Assez efficace.
16:45Oui, je dirais que c'est dégueulassement efficace.
16:47Tu as l'air dégueulasse.
16:48Je suis dégueulasse.
16:49Je suis dégueulasse.
16:50Je suis dégueulasse.
16:51Je suis dégueulasse.
16:52Je suis dégueulasse.
16:53Je suis dégueulasse.
16:54Je suis dégueulasse.
16:55Tu as l'air dégueulasse.
16:56C'était un peu amusant.
16:57Merci.
16:58J'apprécie vraiment ça.
16:59Et je vais te dire quelque chose d'autre.
17:00Oui.
17:01Personne ne sourit plus.
17:02C'est vrai.
17:03Et tu as fait un sourire très dégueulasse après.
17:05Je ne voulais pas dire que c'était dégueulasse.
17:06Je voulais dire qu'on était tous ensemble.
17:09Je ne veux pas dire que c'était sexuellement dégueulasse.
17:11D'accord.
17:12Je veux dire que c'était amusant.
17:13D'accord.
17:14Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé, Jack?
17:16Bien.
17:17OK.
17:18Je vous le dis.
17:19Au bout de quelques minutes, je pouvais voir ce qui se passait.
17:22Je pensais.
17:23Oh, mon Dieu.
17:25Oh, oui?
17:32Je devrais peut-être croiser ce que j'ai écrit, alors.
17:34Qu'est-ce que tu as écrit?
17:35Je dis que c'est un homme de la même vintage.
17:37Mais j'ai écrit...
17:46Emma a dit le mot « rapide » après 3 minutes 58.
17:48Jack a dit le mot « rapide » après 41 secondes et 30 minutes.
17:53Juste au-delà de la moitié d'une heure.
17:59Je veux vous montrer un petit extrait de Jack.
18:01Oui, allez-y.
18:02Ça me dégoûte.
18:03C'est Jack plus tôt dans la tâche.
18:07Ce n'est pas de ma faute.
18:08C'est probablement assez dégueulasse à regarder.
18:11Oh, ce n'est pas dégueulasse.
18:12OK.
18:14C'est le premier mot, au début de la queue,
18:16que quelqu'un a dit.
18:17Il l'a dit après 3 minutes 32 secondes,
18:19donc un peu plus rapide que l'Emma à la fin.
18:23C'est dégueulasse.
18:24Même moi, je dis que c'est injuste, mais j'accepte.
18:31Parfois, le jeu peut être dégueulasse, Emma.
18:33Oui.
18:36Baba a été le plus rapide à la fin.
18:3817 minutes 59, un point.
18:40Baba.
18:41Rosie a reçu deux points.
18:42Et elle a été la troisième plus rapide, trois points.
18:44Emma a reçu quatre points,
18:45mais Jack D a gagné la tâche et a reçu cinq points.
18:49Wow.
18:50J'aimerais voir le scoreboard, s'il vous plaît.
18:52D'accord.
18:53Il y a des leaders ensemble à cette étape.
18:55C'est Jack et Emma sur 8 points.
18:57Ils sont ici.
19:02Un autre, s'il vous plaît.
19:03Oui.
19:04Et nous partons dans un thème-parc.
19:19RIRES
19:24Rires
19:33Rires
19:37Rires
19:48...
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22:08Vous pensiez qu'il y avait 200 cannes, mais en fait, il y en a 160.
22:12Vous avez éliminé 104 cannes.
22:15Oh !
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22:18Ça ne me fait pas de joie,
22:19car je suis censé être bon avec les chiffres et c'est...
22:23Oui.
22:24Il n'y a pas de plaisants.
22:25Non, il n'y en a pas.
22:26Rires
22:27C'est un bon début. Qui est de suite ?
22:29C'est l'heure du classique R et B.
22:31Rosie et Baba.
22:32OK.
22:34We might need more bottles.
22:37C'est ta tactique?
22:38Just throw it, init ?
22:43Cric de bébé
22:45Clac
22:47Yeah, baby !
22:50Oh no !
22:55Going very high on the stacks.
22:56Nettoyer, nettoyer, nettoyer, nettoyer.
22:58Ok, so far this is neat so far,
23:00Tu vas très haut sur les sacs.
23:02Je n'ai pas joué au throwing à l'école.
23:05C'est comédien.
23:07Je n'ai pas joué au javelin.
23:31Rarely metted
23:41Reste là.
23:45Attends. Je ne suis pas fini.
23:48Je l'ai, non ?
23:53Oui l'enfant.
23:57Je suis allé plus haut, allons-y.
24:00Oh, for goodness sake, man.
24:02All right, big up, big up.
24:04Later.
24:09Oh, no!
24:17Neither of you thought to count the cans
24:19before you started throwing?
24:21Yeah, I just got to go for it.
24:22You want me to stand there and be like one, two, three.
24:24I ain't doing all of that.
24:26No, I understand that at school
24:28you got out of most subjects
24:30by telling them you were a comedian, it seems.
24:34I'm not doing maths, I'm a comedian.
24:36That's it.
24:37He didn't learn throwing at school, he's a comedian.
24:40Rosie, there's some awful heartbreaking moments for you.
24:42I've never seen the phrase,
24:44yeah, baby, so close to the phrase, oh, no.
24:59Oh, come on!
25:04Old Winky's not having that.
25:07So, you knocked over 47 cans, Rosie.
25:10Compared to Bubba's, 32.
25:15Right, we'll each have another break.
25:17It's a chance for Alex to count all of his friends.
25:20Welcome back to Taskmaster!
25:29Oh, hello!
25:31You join us for the third part of the show
25:34and some more throwing at the theme park.
25:36Yes, these adults are trying to knock some cans over with some balls.
25:40And finally, uh-oh, it's Jack and Emma grouped together again.
25:44OK, so, how many cans are there?
25:4717.
25:4921.
25:51So, that's going to be...
25:5323.
25:5521.
25:57So, that's going to be...
26:01I can't be bothered.
26:0340.
26:0540.
26:0740 times 4 is 160 cans.
26:11There's 160 there.
26:17Are you just getting rid of the balls?
26:20So, I'm going to try and just get...
26:23OK, I don't... OK.
26:31My dad played rugby for England.
26:39Might actually just...
26:42come to daddy.
26:48Oh, God, what a shame, what a shame!
26:52This one's pointless, but we'll try anyway.
27:03How do you summon skills that you don't have?
27:06It's actually so difficult.
27:18So...
27:20Oh...
27:22That's a disappointment.
27:24Yeah.
27:25I might be able to use this.
27:27If I can hook them over...
27:29and then...
27:31All right.
27:40OK.
27:46I know this is going to miss.
27:51LAUGHTER
27:54APPLAUSE
27:58What I've written down is the juxtaposition of the sentence,
28:01my dad played rugby for England,
28:04and the throws that we witnessed following that sentence.
28:08Sounds melodramatic. I think it might destroy your family.
28:12Is it too early in the series to say,
28:15I don't have cerebrals?
28:17LAUGHTER
28:19Oh, no!
28:23But she did knock over more than Bubba.
28:25She knocked over 36.
28:27Which is good. Jack?
28:29You've made a career out of not looking very happy.
28:32I've got a theory. Secretly, you were loving that.
28:34I found it cathartic, I suppose.
28:36I would do that again, actually. I wouldn't mind.
28:39How many cans got knocked out? At least they bothered to count.
28:42Yes. Well, I can tell you, we know Bubba was 32,
28:45Emma, 36, Rosie, 47,
28:48Jack, 68.
28:50So, approaching 100.
28:52Obviously, Andy, 104.
28:54APPLAUSE
28:57I do want to show you one extra replay, though. Do you mind?
28:59Yeah. OK, here we go.
29:11Nice pop of the leg, though.
29:13Lovely pop of the leg.
29:15It means that Andy doesn't get any points.
29:17Oh!
29:19Bubba goes up to two points, three to Emma, four to Rosie
29:21and Jack wins the task and five points.
29:23APPLAUSE
29:27OK, little Alex Horne, play me another task.
29:30Just for you, some stunning, soapy spheres.
29:33Ooh!
29:35MUSIC PLAYS
29:46Oh, hi, Jack.
29:48Hi. You all right? Yes.
29:50Pop into the bubble.
29:52HE SIGHS
29:54Yeah, it's in there.
29:58Hey!
30:07That didn't work.
30:11Oh, man!
30:16Oh!
30:22Right.
30:26You have 20 minutes.
30:33Right, so if I want to buy time, I've got to keep babbling on,
30:36babulously.
30:41Right.
30:45Emma, your time has started.
30:47Yes, because you didn't say where beginning would be
30:49for five seconds.
30:53Not into that.
30:55You managed to get some soap and make some bubbles.
30:58Come on.
31:07APPLAUSE
31:11Bubba, you announced that you were going to make bubbles
31:14as if you'd had a great idea.
31:18You even said, come on, afterwards.
31:20Yeah, man, obviously, you've got to get some soap
31:22and I do it for the children.
31:24Like, if I don't buy, like, bubble solution,
31:26or, like, you know the one that you can just buy,
31:28I'll do it by myself.
31:30And you'll play on your own with bubbles?
31:32No, for my children. Oh.
31:34You said you do it on your own sometimes.
31:36No, I make the bubbles.
31:38You've got to make the bubble solution and I put it in the machine.
31:40I know how to make bubbles, Bubba.
31:42Then listen to what I've listed to you.
31:44You clearly ain't.
31:46I just want to establish whether you play with bubbles on your own.
31:48No, I don't play with bubbles on my own, bro.
31:50I'm a comedian.
31:56OK, the first two we're going to see
31:58are Jack D and Bubble Tunday.
32:00Here we go.
32:04Are you into any particular types of bubbles, Jack?
32:06Well, champagne, I like. I'd like a bit of champagne.
32:08We've got champagne.
32:10Where's the champagne?
32:14Right, I'm going to draw my daughter.
32:16She's two months and she's so beautiful.
32:18Bring it to me.
32:20Do you want me to bring you champagne?
32:22Yeah, and some glasses.
32:24This is her arms. We'll do, like, legs.
32:26Oh, she is beautiful.
32:30This is vegan, non-alcoholic.
32:32Yeah.
32:34Is there any other way you can take fun out of champagne?
32:36We've got real chocolate.
32:38Get yourself some penguin.
32:40Who wants dark chocolate?
32:42Like, come on, man, I'm not a psychopath.
32:44You know what I'm saying?
32:46I'd like you, Alex, to pass this round to the crew
32:48so that they all have some.
32:50What a beautiful thing, Jack.
32:52Yeah, I think... Thank you, you've said it.
32:54Let's get some flowers.
32:56You know what I mean?
32:58Should we keep one for Greg?
33:00That's a good idea. Which one do you think you'd want?
33:02Probably have a pint with me.
33:04I'm ready.
33:08Is man mad?
33:14To everyone, thank you for having me here
33:16and looking after me so nicely.
33:20Thank you for...
33:22Enjoy this drink with me
33:24and I wish you peace and happiness.
33:30What's wrong with him?
33:34Peace and happiness
33:36and I hope all your dreams come true.
33:38What a beautiful toast. Thank you.
33:44You like that, bro?
33:46Yeah.
33:48Bringing joy to your heart.
34:00Jack, how lovely
34:02that you involved a crew.
34:04I mean that.
34:06They work very hard on the show.
34:08I know, and they never get anything,
34:10as they were saying to me earlier.
34:12They don't. You know why?
34:14Because Alex, do you know what he calls them
34:16behind their back?
34:18He calls them the faceless facilitators
34:20of his duties.
34:24It was nice to see them briefly happy
34:26and when I left, they just said,
34:28Jack, thank you.
34:32Thank you.
34:36Baba, pleased with your attempt?
34:38I'm going to own it. Yes, I was.
34:40I was pleased with it, cos, you know,
34:42honouring my new baby girl.
34:44That was genuinely sweet, I thought.
34:46Can we have a look at the painting
34:48of his daughter?
34:50His beautiful 11-week-old daughter?
34:52Here she is.
34:54I think I'll rip this up afterwards
34:56because I'm ashamed.
34:58I can actually draw.
35:00I'm a good drawer.
35:02You didn't do art at school.
35:08Just so you know, he said the word
35:10bang every time he drew a thing.
35:12He also said that his sperm and genes
35:14and DNA were elite.
35:16You should see my son and daughter.
35:18I'm telling you, man, they're gorgeous.
35:20When my daughter was born, the whole hospital,
35:22they were like, oh, my days, she's so gorgeous.
35:24Even the really ill people.
35:27Well, it's time for Mr Steps-off-the-Spot himself.
35:30It's Andy's alter ego.
35:32And action!
35:56And the world becomes new again.
35:58We create.
36:00We destroy.
36:02We are destroyed.
36:04We were created.
36:06Life isn't unexpected.
36:08Try the orange.
36:10For I know,
36:12as a bubble,
36:14things never stay the same.
36:16Things never change.
36:18We are all bubbles.
36:20Bubbles doomed to die.
36:22But our beauty
36:24lives forever.
36:26Work the camera for fuck's sake.
36:46I mean, it's pretty incredible.
36:48I don't actually have anything negative to say about it.
36:50We are all bubbles waiting to burst.
36:52It's an exploration of the sort of fragility
36:54that this show too often shies away from.
36:56Andy, I thought it was excellent.
36:58Thank you.
37:00Time for the final break of the night.
37:02Who will not only win the episode,
37:04but also take home a lung
37:06and Jack D's rancid old toothbrush?
37:08What an adrenaline rush!
37:10I feel like I'm tripping in Woodstock, man!
37:12See you soon.
37:22APPLAUSE
37:24Welcome back!
37:26Welcome back to the final part
37:28of this new series.
37:30Who's next in line to do something beautiful with bubbles, Alex?
37:32Ooh, a top-notch question, Greg,
37:34and a lovely voice.
37:36It's Rosie and Siddy.
37:38Jones and Emma.
37:48Rosie.
37:50Rosie.
38:02Oh, Greg.
38:04Oh, Greg.
38:06I am doing the most beautiful thing
38:08with bubbles.
38:10A beautiful babe having a bubble birth.
38:20I've got three wishes,
38:24but don't tell me them
38:28cos I know them already!
38:38Oh, Greg.
38:40What are you doing tonight?
38:42Bubble bath, maybe?
38:44I think
38:46that you want
38:48more
38:50bubble bath!
38:54You like
38:56bubblegum!
39:00Eat the bubblegum!
39:02Eat it!
39:04Eat it!
39:06More?
39:08More?
39:10More?
39:12More?
39:14More?
39:22And I know
39:24you want
39:26the bubblegum
39:28dance!
39:30Bubblegum fairy!
39:36Bubblegum fairy!
39:42I can't blow bubbles
39:44when there's so much...
39:46Blow!
39:48Blow!
39:50Blow!
39:52Oh!
39:54And now
39:56I leave
39:58one
40:00drop.
40:06OK.
40:08I think what we have to...
40:10The three of us have to talk about
40:12is your understanding of the word
40:14beautiful, probably.
40:20Do you?
40:30Than the bubblegum fairy?
40:32Yeah!
40:38Fine.
40:40Well, I'm not going to comment on your personal beauty
40:42because I'm looking only at the character.
40:44And...
40:46Personally,
40:48I found the bubblegum fairy
40:50to be quite irritating.
40:54Anna, let's talk about
40:56your beauty.
40:58When you started erotically eating the chocolate,
41:00I think you
41:02just looked hammered.
41:06And I...
41:08I'm very flattered to be offered a bath
41:10with a lady, but I would prefer it
41:12if she hadn't been out
41:14for 12 pints of beer.
41:16I think beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
41:18Yes, and I'm the beholder.
41:20Totally fine. That I do expect.
41:22Yeah.
41:28What, Emma or the bubblegum fairy?
41:30Well, Emma.
41:32100 times over.
41:36Sorry, bitch.
41:44Go on, then, Greg.
41:46Who do you think's going to get one point?
41:48I'll give you a clue!
41:50One point to Rosie, well done.
41:52Yeah, good.
41:54I mean, if the chocolate-gobbling woman
41:56of nondescript nationality hadn't been so drunk,
41:58she might have got more than two points.
42:00Two to Emma. Got it.
42:02I think the sentiment
42:04of sharing bubbles
42:06with a largely ignored
42:08and often much derided crew
42:10than with him
42:12is quite beautiful and deserves three points.
42:14Three points for Jack. Got it.
42:16I'm going to give Baba's beautiful daughter four points.
42:18Let's recognise artistic genius when we see it
42:20and Andy gets five points. OK, well done, Andy.
42:22Five points.
42:24OK, then. Everyone, please make your way to the stage
42:26for your first final task of the show!
42:38Who's reading the task, Ed?
42:40Emma is going to read the task. Is she?
42:42I hope you'll include a wink in this read.
42:44Excuse me.
42:48LAUGHTER
43:04OK.
43:10There's five points at stake here.
43:12No-one else will get any points at all, Greg. Wow!
43:14They can choose to either tell me which number
43:16they're going to drink from and then drink from it... Yep.
43:18..or they can get a clue from me.
43:20The clue refers to the numbers
43:22in front of the straws.
43:24Up you come, Rosie.
43:26APPLAUSE
43:28So, Rosie,
43:30would you like to drink or get a clue?
43:32So, I'm going to go for it.
43:34OK. Which number are you going to drink from?
43:36Ten. Off you go.
43:38Down in...
43:40Whoa!
43:42This is a good
43:44thing to happen.
43:48Whoa!
43:54Have you drunk vinegar?
43:56No.
43:58I like it.
44:00OK. A bit fishy.
44:02Yes, it is a bit fishy.
44:04It's tomato juice.
44:06OK, Jack, would you like a clue or a drink?
44:08Um, let's try a clue.
44:10OK.
44:14Yes.
44:18You're such a weird man.
44:20LAUGHTER
44:22You must now return to your spot.
44:24Oh, a clue for me.
44:26I get it.
44:28Clue as well?
44:30Yes.
44:32APPLAUSE
44:36Clue or drink, brother?
44:38I'm going for a drink. Here we go.
44:40What number are you going to choose? 16.
44:42I'm confident.
44:44I'm not... I don't like this, man.
44:48Do you not like a lovely vinegar drink?
44:52Is it vinegar?
44:54No, that ain't vinegar, but...
44:56That's all right.
44:58It's iced tea.
45:00APPLAUSE
45:02He's not...
45:04LAUGHTER
45:06I appreciate that.
45:08Clue or suck?
45:12A clue, please, Alex.
45:14Clue, here it comes. I'm nearly there. Here I am.
45:18It's a lot of this, isn't it?
45:20LAUGHTER
45:22Let me seductively get it out of the way for you.
45:24LAUGHTER
45:30OK.
45:32LAUGHTER
45:38Cool.
45:44I do like them.
45:48LAUGHTER
45:50OK.
45:52LAUGHTER
45:58LAUGHTER
46:00She drank the vinegar!
46:02APPLAUSE
46:04LAUGHTER
46:06APPLAUSE
46:14Right.
46:16Well done, those five points. Come down here,
46:18we'll see how that affects the final score!
46:20APPLAUSE
46:26Very good. So, you get in there.
46:28You just guessed it, did you?
46:30I thought the clue was a prime number.
46:34But Alex is so boring.
46:36Yeah.
46:38LAUGHTER
46:40Do you want to see the scoreboard? Yeah.
46:42It's unbelievable. She was in third place before,
46:44but now she's in first place. Rosie Jones has 17 points!
46:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:50Rosie Jones wins episode one.
46:52Please go and collect the things
46:54that have been inside your eyeball!
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:58MUSIC
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47:08except you guys, because Babatunde's mates
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47:15And we're hoping luck and love will be catching
47:18as one hopeful wants to swap likes
47:20for some real-life romance.
47:22Brand New First Dates gets it on tomorrow at ten.