Taskmaster NZ Season5 episode11
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00:30No bye Peki Moi, welcome to the grand finale of season 5 of Taskmaster!
00:43My name is Jeremy Wells.
00:46This is the episode that matters, where our winner is crowned, and where history is written.
00:53And by history, I mean the Taskmaster New Zealand Wikipedia page.
00:58Et ce soir, nous allons découvrir qui de nos 5 comédiens se rendra à la maison avec ceci.
01:03Le trophée de Taskmaster.
01:07Pour gagner mon magnifique buste d'or, nous avons Abbey Howells,
01:13Ben Hurley, Hayley Sproul, et Tom Sainsbury.
01:24Le trophée de Fépulia'i n'a pas pu nous rejoindre dans la salle de studio cette saison,
01:30mais nous avons eu d'incroyables invités pour se présenter à sa place,
01:34et cette épisode n'est pas une exception, s'il vous plaît.
01:38Un grand applaudissement pour le seul, le seul, Chris Parker!
01:46Et à mon côté, comme toujours, un homme qui se dresse comme un butler,
01:51qui s'habille comme un butler, et qui fait la plupart du travail d'un butler,
01:55c'est Paul Williams!
02:01Wow! Quelle show de fumée! Regardez-vous ce soir!
02:05En fait, Paul Williams ne pouvait pas être ici.
02:07Je suis son grand-grand-père.
02:09J'ai voyagé dans le temps depuis 1920.
02:13Et je le remplis ce soir, vous voyez?
02:17Qu'est-ce que vous en pensez?
02:2010 out of 10.
02:22Comme un pedophile sexy.
02:28C'est la première fois que ces deux mots ont été utilisés?
02:32Oui, probablement.
02:34C'est bien de voir que vous avez fait de l'effort, contrairement à Tom.
02:36J'ai un peu de décor.
02:38J'ai porté un vêtement toute la saison, et je me suis dit de porter mon meilleur ce soir.
02:42Alors je me suis dit, je vais voir ma maison.
02:44Allons-y, Paul.
02:46Qu'est-ce qu'on vous a demandé de porter ce soir?
02:48Ce soir, on nous a demandé de porter la meilleure chose
02:52qui restera ici pendant un million d'années.
02:58Tom, quelle chose de longue durée avez-vous acheté?
03:02Pour mon prix, j'ai acheté du lait.
03:06Le lait n'arrive jamais.
03:08Il restera ici pendant un million d'années,
03:10et vous allez dire, bonjour, je vais manger du lait.
03:15Je suis un ciborgue.
03:17J'apprécie ce lait.
03:19Mes récepteurs mécaniques sont à fond pour ce lait.
03:25Est-ce que Jeremy serait différent en tant que ciborgue?
03:33C'est une bonne question, en fait.
03:35Abbey.
03:37J'avais un autre projet.
03:39Puis j'ai rêvé
03:41où une voix m'a dit
03:44que ma première tâche serait l'élégance.
03:50Comme représentée par un monocle et un top hat
03:54dans cette photo.
03:56Mais la réponse, Jeremy,
03:58c'est l'élégance.
04:00Ça t'est arrivé dans un rêve?
04:02Oui.
04:04Pensez-vous que nous restons élégants
04:06quand le monde est en feu et qu'on est tous en guerre
04:08et qu'il n'y a plus de foudre?
04:10L'élégance est...
04:13C'est l'élégance, Jeremy!
04:15Comme représentée par un monocle et un top hat?
04:17Oh, bébé, c'est l'élégance!
04:21C'est la réponse!
04:23Je ne veux plus entendre cette parole.
04:27Ben.
04:29Je pense que ce qui sera ici dans un million d'années
04:31sera évident pour chaque personne
04:33de l'Altero ou de la Nouvelle-Zélande.
04:35Et je pense que vous allez tous l'accepter,
04:37c'est le bon honorable Winston Peters.
04:43Maintenant.
04:45J'ai demandé à lui d'être sur le défilé.
04:47Et il a décliné.
04:49Donc, j'ai envoyé ce mail
04:51à lui.
04:53Mon cher monsieur,
04:55j'espère que ce mail vous trouvera bien.
04:57Il le trouvera probablement parce que vous êtes immortel.
04:59Appuyez, s'il vous plaît,
05:01sur les informations officielles.
05:03Quel est votre secret pour une vie éternelle?
05:07Et quels sont vos plans
05:09pour l'élection de l'année 2026?
05:12Je suis supposé recevoir ça
05:14dans 20 jours de travail
05:16de me l'envoyer,
05:18qui était ce matin.
05:20Est-ce que vous avez écrit une note
05:22dans un défilé?
05:24Je l'ai fait.
05:26Vous savez pourquoi?
05:28Elegance.
05:30C'est la réponse!
05:32Hayley, qu'est-ce que vous avez apporté
05:34qui sera dans un million d'années?
05:36Jérémie, c'est ici que je voudrais admettre
05:38que j'ai vécu une vie privilégiée.
05:41J'ai adoré chaque instant.
05:43Donc, la chose que j'ai,
05:45sans aucun doute, sans aucune foi,
05:47qui sera toujours ici dans un million d'années,
05:49c'est ma famille Batch.
05:51C'est celle-là, juste sur la colline.
05:55Il n'y a pas de doute dans mon esprit, Jérémie,
05:57que dans un million d'années,
05:59cette magnifique propriété d'eau
06:01sera toujours ici
06:03pour le gagnant de ce soir.
06:05J'assume que vous voulez perdre cette tâche.
06:07Pourquoi je voudrais ça?
06:10C'est une magnifique propriété
06:12dans un endroit primordial
06:14et totalement insupportable.
06:16Chris, qu'est-ce que vous avez apporté
06:18pour Tofinga?
06:20Cette chose, vous savez,
06:22je vais avoir une grande nuit dehors
06:24et je vais voir que c'est toujours là.
06:26Et parfois, des semaines vont passer
06:28et c'est toujours là.
06:30Des années vont passer et c'est toujours là.
06:32Donc, j'ai apporté
06:34de la glace lisse.
06:40Je veux dire, moi et Abby,
06:42nous avons de la glace lisse sur nos yeux ce soir
06:44et nous le ferons jusqu'à ce que nous mourrions.
06:46Cette glace est de ma maison.
06:48Oui, je sais. J'ai compris.
06:50D'accord.
06:52À l'apparence, Haley's Batch va être là
06:54pendant 15 ans.
06:56Et c'est parti.
06:58Donc, un point pour Haley.
07:00Winston Peters va durer 120 ans.
07:02Donc, deux points pour Ben.
07:04L'élégance va durer
07:06jusqu'à ce que les humains soient là.
07:09Et je pense que la glace de Tom
07:11va durer le plus longtemps possible.
07:13Donc, quatre points pour Tom.
07:15Et je pense que la glace va durer.
07:17J'aime ça.
07:21Devons-nous faire un récapitulatif?
07:23C'est peut-être la saison la plus lisse du monde.
07:25Avec une victoire d'un point
07:27sur 150 points,
07:29c'est Haley Sproul.
07:33D'accord, Paul, je suis prêt
07:35pour la première tâche du dernier épisode de la saison.
07:37Bien sûr, Jeremy, c'est parti.
08:08Texte un étranger
08:10et répète leur âge.
08:12Vous ne pouvez pas utiliser des numéros
08:14dans vos questions
08:16et ils ne peuvent pas utiliser des numéros
08:18dans leurs réponses.
08:20Vous n'utilisez peut-être pas Internet.
08:22Vous avez un seul choix.
08:24Un seul choix?
08:26La proximité la plus proche
08:28de leur âge gagne.
08:30Vous avez 10 minutes.
08:32Votre temps commence maintenant.
08:34Donc, utilisez ça.
08:36En premier,
08:38Haley Sproul et Tom Sainsbury.
09:06OK.
09:16Do you know who Hilary Duff is?
09:18Do I know who Hilary Duff is?
09:20Duh, yes.
09:22Do you love Taylor Swift?
09:24Hell no!
09:26OK.
09:28Me neither. She's lame, lol.
09:30Duh, yes, they know who Hilary Duff is.
09:32I'm thinking they're in their 30s.
09:35What are you wearing
09:37in a non-sexy way?
09:39I am wearing...
09:41Baggy jeans!
09:43It's a millennial.
09:45Do you like skinny jeans?
09:47Do you like skinny jeans?
09:49I miss them.
09:51God, no.
09:53Joke's so lame.
09:55This person seems old.
09:57Who was Prime Minister
09:59when you were at high school?
10:01I wasn't interested.
10:04Who is the cutest celeb?
10:06Probably...
10:08I'm not sure this person
10:10might know this person.
10:12Probably Central Phee.
10:14I think it's meant to be Central C.
10:16Do you know who they are?
10:18I do.
10:20What do they look like?
10:22Quite hot.
10:24I like Jason Momoa.
10:26I like Jason Mimosa.
10:28I just said I like Jason Mimosa.
10:30Far out.
10:33Yes.
10:35Can you legally drink...
10:37Mimosas.
10:39Naughty, naughty.
10:41Were you born after...
10:43Titanic was on
10:45at the movies.
10:47They said no.
10:51Can you legally drink next year?
10:53I feel like she's slowly getting there.
10:55I've got you, stranger.
10:57Dot, dot, dot, it's coming.
11:00What'd they say?
11:04I just really felt a connection
11:06with this girl.
11:14So Hayley, my two favourite quotes
11:16were you saying
11:18I just really felt a connection
11:20with this girl
11:22and then her saying
11:24this person seems old.
11:26Yeah.
11:29Tom, I felt like
11:31you were at an instant disadvantage
11:33because the woman you had on the other line
11:35seemed to really hate you from the start.
11:37The feeling is completely mutual.
11:45You were slightly stitched up
11:47by having the only 58 year old
11:49who would respond
11:51duh to do you know Hilary Duff.
11:53Thank you.
11:55She's a sassy Karen.
11:58So where do we get to in the end?
12:00So Tom guessed 34
12:02and she was 58.
12:04So 24 years off.
12:06Hayley guessed 17
12:08and she was 17.
12:14Well that's it for the first part of the show
12:16but here's a task for you at home.
12:18Buy one of every product
12:20you're about to be advertised
12:22and try to keep New Zealand TV alive
12:24for just a little bit longer.
12:27Welcome to my home
12:29and welcome back to Taskmaster.
12:31What were we doing Paul?
12:33I'm getting old and losing my memory.
12:35That's okay Jeremy.
12:37I will be here as your body declines.
12:39Our comedians were each texting
12:41a different stranger
12:43and trying to guess their age.
12:45So far we've seen Hayley
12:47and Tom
12:49and Hayley
12:51and Tom
12:53and Hayley
12:55and Hayley
12:57and Hayley
12:59and Hayley
13:01and Hayley
13:03and Hayley
13:05and Hayley
13:07and Hayley
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13:50and Hayley
13:53C'est le nouveau Samsung.
13:55Et puis il dit l'Irak.
13:57Je ne comprends pas ce qu'il se passe ici.
13:59Tu te souviens quand
14:01le roi Mars est allé à Mars?
14:03Non.
14:05Oui.
14:07Quelle âge suggère-t-il?
14:09Peut-être plus jeune?
14:11Quel est ton film préféré?
14:13J'essaye de me rappeler.
14:15Je me rappelle.
14:17C'est comme
14:19m'amuser dans mes vingt-deux.
14:22Je suis vraiment en train de garder la conversation en cours.
14:24Je ne vais pas mettre de choses ici.
14:26Son film préféré est Braveheart.
14:28OK, ils sont plus vieux.
14:30Est-ce que tu es à l'école?
14:32Je ne me sens pas
14:34que c'est une question appropriée
14:36pour demander à quelqu'un.
14:38Est-ce que tu es à l'école?
14:40Oui, alors ils doivent être
14:4214 ans.
14:44Qui est ton amour célèbre?
14:46Monroe.
14:48OK, Marilyn.
14:51Il me fait croire qu'ils sont plus vieux que je pensais.
14:5314 ans.
14:5557 ans.
14:57Merci, Ben.
14:59Je pense que c'est une personne un peu plus âgée.
15:03Il est tellement mignon!
15:05Il est tellement mignon!
15:07C'était très chaud là-bas.
15:09Je ne sais pas si tu as compris.
15:11Oui, c'était un petit peu doux.
15:13C'était un peu doux.
15:15Abbey, il semblait
15:17prendre un moment pour revoir les messages.
15:20Oui, il l'était.
15:22C'était très stressant.
15:24C'était comme être de retour dans la scène d'amitié.
15:26Et il me semblait ambivalent.
15:28Il semblait croire que c'était bizarre.
15:34OK, Paul,
15:36comment tout s'est passé?
15:38Abbey a connu 57 ans.
15:40Il a eu 78 ans.
15:42Il a eu 21 ans.
15:44Il a facilement envoyé le plus peu de messages.
15:46Ben a connu 14 ans.
15:49Oh!
15:51Donc, il a eu cinq ans de retard.
15:53D'accord, il reste un comédien.
15:55C'est vrai, Jeremy.
15:57C'est le moment pour Chris Parker
15:59de tenter de défendre ceci.
16:01Oh non!
16:18Il est mort?
16:49Oh!
16:51Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:03Oh!
17:05Oh!
17:07Scrap Bay, yes please.
17:09I'm in the caravan.
17:11He's going to kill me.
17:19You see?
17:21I was young.
17:23What does that mean?
17:25It's Tonga.
17:27Come ducks, come scrap.
17:33I tell you what Chris, that one really took a turn, didn't it?
17:35I'm just surprised Baba texted back.
17:37Yeah.
17:39I'm really pleased that we didn't pair Taufinga up with any of the children.
17:43So, Taufinga guessed 27.
17:47Baba is 27.
17:49Wow!
17:51Oh goodness.
17:53That means one point for Tom,
17:55two points for Abbey who was 21 years off,
17:57five years off, three points for Ben.
17:59Taufinga, the correct age,
18:01and Hayley the correct age,
18:03five points each?
18:05Yeah, absolutely.
18:07Five points each.
18:09Well done.
18:11Now seems like a really, really good time to have an episode score.
18:15Out in first,
18:17with a perfect ten points,
18:19it's Taufinga.
18:23Is there another task for us Paul?
18:25I hope you brought your passport Jeremy,
18:27because this time we're going international.
18:33Oh!
18:35Hmm.
18:37Knock knock.
18:39Permission to come aboard?
18:41Permission granted.
18:43Oh, far out!
18:47Invent a new country.
18:49You must create a detailed and informative tourism video.
18:53Promoting your country.
18:55Best new country wins.
18:57Got 45 minutes.
18:59Starting now.
19:01Oh, here it is here.
19:03What do I want out of a country?
19:05Stone fruits?
19:07Stone fruits?
19:09Yeah, like paradise.
19:11Fresh fruit, because my country is going to be tropical.
19:13OK.
19:15We need really good cuisine,
19:17based mostly around bananas.
19:19Like a country that's just continental.
19:21For some reason I'm thinking about continental chocolates.
19:23Notable people.
19:25Jean-Pierre.
19:27Yeah.
19:29Jean-Pierre.
19:31Paul Williams.
19:33Can you be in the video?
19:35If you want.
19:37The name is based on continental chocolates.
19:39Yeah.
19:41Do they not make them anymore?
19:43Let's go.
19:45Amy, to be honest,
19:47when the main thing that you were focused on
19:49with your country was stone fruit,
19:51I thought, well that's pretty odd,
19:53but then Hayley picked it up straight away,
19:55and she was into the fruit as well.
19:57I was just thinking along and being like,
19:59a nectarine?
20:03I can actually, I've done that quite a few times.
20:05Abbey, what's the most elegant fruit?
20:09A plum.
20:11Surely it's a lady finger.
20:13Yeah, a banana.
20:15Banana looks like a penis.
20:19I'm just not feeling what the problem is there.
20:21Sorry.
20:23A penis is not the most elegant
20:25genital...
20:29OK, are we done?
20:31Yeah.
20:33Back to you.
20:35I've packed my bags, and I'm ready to go, Paul.
20:37Which fictional country are we heading to first?
20:39First stop, it's Paulinga with Taufinga.
20:43Sorumokapachi, from the beautiful island of Paulinga.
20:45I want to tell you about the most
20:47beautiful place in the world.
20:49And when you greet people, you say,
20:51Sorumokapachi,
20:53which means, hi, how are you?
20:55Let's hopefully hook up, and then after that,
20:57we can chill and watch some rugby league.
20:59Sorumokapachi!
21:01Now here in Paulinga, we have a population
21:03of 500 million people.
21:05On a small island,
21:07it's summer all year round.
21:09That's right,
21:11beautiful tan, nice chocolate brown.
21:13Yeah!
21:15The Paulingan people, they are called
21:17Hararararabanda.
21:19What are you filming?
21:21You're dancing, aren't you?
21:23What?
21:25You're Harararabanda dance.
21:31And what's even better,
21:33is when they dance and sing
21:35at the same time.
21:37It's really incredible,
21:39you come to the country so you can see us
21:41dance and sing at the same time.
21:43So why won't you visit Paulinga,
21:45the most beautiful island in the world?
21:47Sorumokapachi!
21:53500 million people
21:55on a tiny island.
21:57Paradise!
21:59Yeah, so
22:01that would make it the
22:03third most populous place
22:05in the world.
22:07China, India, Paulinga,
22:09United States of America.
22:11That dance is good.
22:13Yeah.
22:15That dance is good.
22:17You can do that dance again for us.
22:19Yes please.
22:21Come on.
22:27Wow!
22:29It originates because you have to
22:31kick everyone out of the way.
22:33I'd love to see some more countries
22:35and I will after these ads.
22:45No My Anu!
22:47Welcome back to Taskmaster.
22:49Who's next Paul?
22:51She likes to live her life
22:53in a precious way.
22:55Showcasing precious land,
22:57it's Abbey Howells.
22:59Hello,
23:01my name is Abbey Howells
23:03and I am the ambassador for precious land.
23:05Garden of Eden, look out!
23:07We have an abundance of stone fruit.
23:09Juicy and delicious.
23:11We have an active volcano.
23:13It took out our whole financial district
23:15and has contributed to many of our
23:17financial woes.
23:19I'm coming at you live from the toilet
23:21because that's where our economy
23:23is right now.
23:25Our head friend gave away all of our oil
23:27for some magic beans.
23:29This is Jean-Pierre,
23:31one of our nation's top exports
23:33and look how sad he is
23:35because of all the poverty.
23:37Something must be done.
23:39The people of precious land need you.
23:41And we need your money.
23:43So please donate now.
23:45Please.
23:47Our economy is in ruins.
23:53Abbey, would you say
23:55that that's a tourism video
23:57or more of a plea for help?
23:59Yeah, so I was creating all this stuff
24:01like precious land has healing spring,
24:03it has palm fruit, but it also has to have
24:05some realistic stuff.
24:07And I guess poverty.
24:09And then I got really focused
24:11on the poverty.
24:13And that's what happened.
24:15But who say? A country needs to be
24:17rich to be great. Look at Monaco.
24:19What are they doing?
24:21Paul, I'm ready for another
24:23ad, please.
24:25We've seen Paulinger, now showcasing
24:27Paulandia. It's Tom Sainsbury.
24:29Welcome to Paulandia.
24:31Welcome to paradise.
24:33Where Paul Williams
24:35is king.
24:37Hello.
24:39Paulandia has so many
24:41beautiful tourist attractions,
24:43like the lake.
24:45Paulandia has so many fun
24:47activities, like looking at the lake.
24:51Paulandia, where the peoples
24:53are blue-eyed and musically gifted.
25:01And the national flower is flower.
25:03And the national bird is
25:05a hat-wearing duck.
25:07And now we will sing the
25:09Paulandia national anthem.
25:11Hit it.
25:25So come to Paulandia.
25:27Come to paradise.
25:33Thank you.
25:35OK, Tom. How do you feel about that
25:37national anthem? Because I've just written
25:39down here, not good.
25:41I should have
25:43done the kind of English version of it.
25:45I was doing the national language, which
25:47obviously you can't interpret.
25:49It's a full, rich, kind of encouraging, you know,
25:51Paulandia, like there's a whole thing to it.
25:53What's the translation?
25:55Oh yeah, do it for us now, that'd be great.
25:57Paulandia is where the
25:59peoples are blue-eyed and musically gifted.
26:01Paulandia is great.
26:03Paulandia is fair.
26:05I love Paulandia.
26:07We all love Paulandia.
26:09We are here for
26:11Paulandia.
26:17OK.
26:19In the translated version, the melody
26:21changes as well.
26:23Right, OK. OK, we've got another one.
26:25Here with the next stop
26:27on our Big OE
26:29Majoraland, it's Hayley Sproul.
26:59Bananas.
27:01Kill her!
27:09More bananas.
27:11Of course, you're also thinking,
27:13Queen Menorah, you're so beautiful.
27:15Well, everybody in Majoraland beautiful.
27:17And if you're born with ugly dog face,
27:19we fix for free.
27:21He's on waiting list.
27:25And finally, everybody in Majoraland
27:27is polyamory and bisexual.
27:29Where is Banana Monday?
27:31Taco Tuesday.
27:35So, if you want to live a life that is
27:37drunk, beautiful and bisexual,
27:39come to Majoraland.
27:41Girl, I want female slave
27:43today.
27:45Where is female slave?
27:47It's Taco Tuesday.
27:57I think good use of the accent there.
27:59Not too cancelable.
28:01Where is it from?
28:03A little bit Romania, a little bit South America.
28:05I think it was Balania Trump.
28:07Yeah, it was.
28:09In so many ways.
28:11Yeah, Majoraland
28:13is a really beautiful, sexy place.
28:15A beautiful, sexy place
28:17where slavery is still legal.
28:19But only for those who have not yet
28:21fixed their faces.
28:23OK, we've got
28:25one country left to visit, Paul.
28:27Where is it?
28:55Not true, Paul. Not true.
28:57Let's take a look.
28:59We have the Hazelnut Mountains.
29:01You'd have to be nuts to climb
29:03these.
29:05The Great Dessert Desert.
29:07There's no water, but there is
29:09delicious milk chocolate.
29:11The Milk Swirl
29:13Geyser.
29:15And the ancient
29:17Praline Pyramids.
29:19Legend has it, nobody actually
29:21knows what praline is.
29:23And the best part is,
29:25there are no dangers in continentalia.
29:27Except diabetes.
29:29Continentalia.
29:31Yum.
29:41Wally Winker, can you do that
29:43walk for us? That was special.
29:49Wally Winker.
29:51You know what? It was either me or
29:53Timothée Chalamet for that rock.
29:55So what happens if you're
29:57allergic to chocolate in this
29:59particular country?
30:01You go to Fannyland or whatever.
30:03OK.
30:05I suppose I've got to think
30:07where's the place that I would
30:09most want to go? You know, that's the only
30:11way to judge it. Abbey's country,
30:13I would never want to go to that country.
30:15That's one point for Abbey.
30:17I would also
30:19not like to go to
30:21Ben's country, he'll get two points.
30:23I'm going to go
30:25three points for Tom,
30:27four points for
30:29Tofinga, and five points
30:31for Hayley. He loves the fanny!
30:35Well good to see the taskmaster
30:37is pro-slavery.
30:41No, he's just pro-fanny, man.
30:45Slave to the fanny.
30:50OK, that's it for part three.
30:52We'll give you a few moments to book your tickets
30:54to Polandia, to see the rare-hatted
30:56duck, and stare at a lake.
30:58We'll see you after this.
31:13Welcome back to Taskmaster.
31:15And to our viewers from
31:17Polandia, Salomo Cappuccino.
31:19It's our final episode of the season.
31:21The scoreboard is looking tight
31:23and I believe, Paul Williams, we have
31:25just one filmed task to go.
31:27We certainly do, Jeremy.
31:29And I could not think of a better way
31:31to wrap things up.
31:41Hi Paul.
31:43Hello Abbey. Hello Tofinga.
31:45Hello Paul.
31:47What have you got here?
31:49Food pyramid, updated from the one
31:51that we used to get.
31:53OK, why is there a microphone there?
31:55Testing, testing.
31:57Do you have a favourite one of those groups?
31:59They don't have like sugar on here.
32:01If you don't do drugs, it's like the next best thing.
32:03Here we go.
32:05Pick a food group.
32:07I'm going to go vegetables.
32:09Greens. Dairy.
32:11Alright, I'm just going to go meat.
32:13Fruit.
32:15Oh!
32:17Hahaha!
32:19Write and
32:21perform a rap.
32:23Advocating for why your food group is the best.
32:25Best verse wins.
32:27You have 30 minutes.
32:29Your time starts now.
32:31Do you start with yo, yo, yo?
32:33Would you like to hear the music?
32:35Yes. OK.
32:37Yo.
32:39I'm going to start with yo.
32:41Yeah.
32:43Beef.
32:47Queef.
32:53OK.
32:55Bringing the house down already.
32:57What's your favourite vegetable?
32:59Potato.
33:01Do you know I don't really like potatoes?
33:03Not even as fries.
33:05You want a pineapple? Come, be my guest.
33:07Dim where my berry's at.
33:09What if I exclusively
33:11use the C word so you can't
33:13broadcast anything that I say?
33:15Just be like
33:17beep, beep, beep, milk.
33:19I'm going to do that.
33:25Alright, Paul, assuming these raps are
33:27actually broadcastable,
33:29whose verse are we going to hear first?
33:31Here they are all at once.
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40:35C'est parti pour l'ombrelle.
40:37L'ombrelle peut être remontée.
40:41Oh non.
40:44Oui, oui.
40:47Non, non.
40:51Trois secondes.
40:54Oh!
40:57Oh mon Dieu.
40:58Oh!
41:00Oh mon Dieu.
41:08Oh, c'est...
41:10Oh.
41:11Allons-y.
41:20Oh!
41:29Oh non!
41:32Oh, merde!
41:35Oh, c'est dur.
41:49Trois secondes.
41:52Oh!
41:54Oh!
41:56Très proche.
41:59Cinq secondes.
42:01Magnifique.
42:13Trois secondes.
42:18Oh!
42:20Oh!
42:26Bien joué, les gars.
42:28Allons-y.
42:29On ajoute les scores et on découvre
42:31le gagnant de l'épisode de la saison 5.
42:38Quel jeu c'était.
42:39Donc, un point pour Hayley,
42:41deux points pour Ben,
42:42trois points pour Thorfinger,
42:44quatre points pour Abbey
42:45et cinq points pour le gagnant du live-task,
42:47Tom Sainsbury.
42:48Bien joué, les gars.
42:49Bien joué, Tommy.
42:51Alors, où est-ce que ça nous laisse pour l'épisode, Paul?
42:54Cela signifie que le gagnant de l'épisode 10
42:56avec 20 points,
42:58représenté par Chris Parker,
43:00c'est Thorfinger.
43:01Félicitations, Chris Parker.
43:03Au nom de Thorfinger Thippilyar,
43:05s'il vous plaît, allez-y et profitez
43:07de vos itéres longues
43:09pour un temps approprié
43:10avant de revenir
43:12pour le prix qui compte vraiment.
43:14Encore une fois, Chris Parker,
43:15mesdames et messieurs,
43:16pour Thorfinger.
43:18All right, this is it.
43:19The moment of truth.
43:21It's time to announce the winner of Season 5
43:23and what a season it has been.
43:26From incredibly accurate tennis ball throws
43:29to incredibly inaccurate biopics.
43:32From New Year's resolutions
43:33to goal-scoring French revolutions,
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45:18Abonnez-vous !