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00:00Last week on Monday Night Raw,
00:01World Wrestling Federation history was made as the tag team champions.
00:06The Steiner Brothers defended the championship against the challengers,
00:10the Quebecers.
00:11This match marked the first time in WWF history that a tag title was contested
00:16under province of Quebec rules, in which jumping from the top rope
00:21onto an opponent is illegal.
00:23Pile driving an opponent is illegal.
00:25Throwing an opponent over the top rope is illegal as well.
00:29The above provision subject to disqualification and
00:33under Quebec province rules, a title can change hands as a result of a disqualification
00:38or a count out.
00:40It was a seesaw battle back and forth, but
00:42Rick Steiner cautioned by his brother not to pile drive the opponent.
00:47Off the top rope now, a disqualification thwarted by Scott Steiner.
00:55I don't know who the Quebecers, Pierre and I am Johnny.
01:02What's going on?
01:03I take it that Johnny Polo is now the manager of the Quebecers.
01:06Or he wouldn't be wearing the Canadian hockey team shirt.
01:10Johnny Polo must be appearing on the scene,
01:13apparently the new manager of the Quebecers.
01:17However, the Quebecers knew they were in trouble when
01:21Scott Steiner gave the Frankensteiner to Pierre.
01:26And what should have been certain victory for the tag team champions.
01:32Frankensteiner is like a pile driver, same thing.
01:35It's not the same thing.
01:36It is the same thing.
01:37It should be disqualified.
01:38Come on, Ralph, get Johnny Polo down from there.
01:40Get him down, he's got the hockey stick.
01:42He got down already.
01:44Did he ever get down?
01:47Wait a minute, the hockey stick is in the ring.
01:50Swim it.
01:51Chuck has that hockey stick.
01:52Turn around, Ralph.
01:53Turn around.
01:54Disqualifying.
01:55Turn around, Ralph.
02:00Turn around, Ralph.
02:03No.
02:03Yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:07No. I bet.
02:08I'll bet you anything on this one.
02:11What's happening?
02:13No. As a result of a disqualification.
02:14I can't believe this.
02:16The winner of this bout and
02:19the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, The Quebecers.
02:28A horrific injustice dealt the Steiner Brothers last week.
02:31However, a justifiable demand for a rematch.
02:35That rematch is promised, if in fact tonight Scott Steiner
02:40can defeat Pierre of the Quebecers one on one tonight on Monday Night Raw.
02:47Welcome to Monday Night Raw.
02:52Well, we know what happened last week.
02:59Now let's see what's going to happen this week.
03:06Hello, everybody.
03:12So let's see what's going to happen this week.
03:15Hello, everybody.
03:16Welcome to Monday Night Raw with Vince McMahon, along with the one and
03:21the only Scotch-O-Man, Randy Savage, and Johnny as well.
03:26He's a little under the weather, but Bobby the Brain, he is.
03:31I might add, a rather drier Bobby the Brain than we last saw last week here on
03:36Monday Night Raw.
03:38Yeah, Raw, I've got 108 temperature, but I'll make it, don't worry about me.
03:42Scott Steiner now on his side, squirreling on that man right there.
03:48And look around his waist, can you believe that match-o-man?
03:51Can't believe it, and I was disgusted last week, but
03:54I'm psyched to the max right now because Scott Steiner's gonna make it all right.
03:58You can just watch and wait and see.
04:00All right, taking a look at those belts remind me of this afternoon.
04:02I was walking through the financial district here in New York around Wall
04:06Street, and I saw the WWF Magazine, which is now on the newsstand, and
04:10on the covers, the Steiner brothers holding the belts.
04:13That is a collector's item.
04:15I bought six of them,
04:16because I know you'll never see the Steiners again with those belts.
04:21And there you see Pierre with a belt around his waist and his manager,
04:24Johnny Polo, who burst upon the scene last week for the first time.
04:28What a surprise.
04:29Well, it wasn't a surprise to me.
04:31I know Johnny Polo and the way he handles business.
04:34I knew he was gonna show up and do something eventually.
04:36And look at the hockey stick.
04:39Yeah, the hockey stick.
04:40Unfortunately, a travesty of justice last week as a result of that hockey stick.
04:47And Scott was disqualified and thus under Quebecer province rules,
04:52the title changed hands.
04:54Well, he knew the rules to begin with, right?
04:57All he had to do was take the stick and hand it to the referee and say, look,
05:00Jacques brought the stick, and if he was smart.
05:02But no, he had to let his emotions take over.
05:04In the heat of battle, Bobby Heaton, you gotta understand.
05:09Right now, we're in Quebec province city rules.
05:12We've got a slugfest going on right here.
05:14This is New York City rules.
05:16This is the World Wrestling Federation, and this is American.
05:19We're having a whale of a match.
05:20And it favors Scott Steiner.
05:23Well, I don't know about that.
05:24He's used to depending on his brother, you know, the one with the earmuffs.
05:27On the top rope last week, that would have been a disqualification.
05:31But not this week.
05:32Well, they tried it a couple times, but they caught themselves before they blew it.
05:37If this was Quebec rules, he couldn't have got away with that.
05:39Watch out.
05:40Here's Johnny Polo right there.
05:41And a voice of Johnny Polo.
05:43And Pierre went sailing over the top.
05:47And that would have been a disqualification last week.
05:49I guess breathing would have been a disqualification last week.
05:53Scott Steiner taking it to the outside now.
05:56And Pierre hauled right back in.
05:57Johnny Polo better get out of town.
06:01Back into the ring.
06:02Polo backs off into the ring now.
06:03Scott Steiner hooking up Pierre.
06:05What's gonna, uh-oh.
06:07Looks like someone's gonna be hoisted up.
06:09Perhaps a piledriver.
06:10Yes, here he comes now.
06:12And that also would have been a disqualification last week.
06:16But this week, it results in victory for Scott.
06:19Hey, come on.
06:20Polo's right back into this thing.
06:22Well, I don't see him.
06:23I see him.
06:26The man's standing on the outside.
06:27He's standing on the floor.
06:28He's not bothering anybody.
06:29Scott Steiner psyched to the max right here.
06:31Look at this now.
06:33Steiner.
06:34And this could very well be it.
06:36No, what's he gonna do with that leg?
06:38Uh-oh.
06:39This will tear in the end.
06:40My goodness, look at this.
06:41I can feel that now.
06:43Oh, my goodness.
06:44And Pierre hanging on.
06:47Pierre likely to submit as a result of this haul.
06:51Now, is Jacques in the building?
06:52Or is Rick Steiner in the building?
06:54Do we know?
06:55We have no idea.
06:56There's a good look, ladies and gentlemen,
06:57the bridging of former All-American Scott Steiner
07:00from the University of Michigan.
07:02And really putting the hurt on Pierre Kwebeker.
07:06A variation of the pretzel hold, I'm sure.
07:09Well, they were embarrassed last week, weren't they, the Steiners?
07:13The Kwebekers made a fool out of them.
07:15No, I beg your pardon.
07:16I think the Kwebekers made a fool out of themselves.
07:19Who is the WWF Tag Team champ, though?
07:21The fool is Kwebeker.
07:23Yeah!
07:25Scott Steiner knowing full well that he is carrying on his shoulders
07:29the responsibility of this victory or defeat, if, in fact,
07:33Scott Steiner is victorious in single competition.
07:36It assures the Steiner brothers the return title match
07:39that they justly deserve.
07:41You know, I feel bad about it.
07:42I haven't seen Pierre launch much of an offense.
07:45Steiner's really been taking it to him since the bell rang.
07:47You're right.
07:48And this match has been called as Raw Power versus Raw Power on Monday Night Raw.
07:52No doubt.
07:54You know, McMahon, you said this was New York City rules.
07:56Could it even come into effect?
07:57Does that mean we're gonna see winos, bums, and muggers?
08:00All right, come on now, let's be nice.
08:01One, two, three.
08:03And Scott Steiner warned by the official.
08:06Naturally, Scott Steiner very upset over that horrible incident last week.
08:12No one would have thought the Kwebekers would be tag team champions.
08:16And perhaps they will not be for long if Scott Steiner's victorious.
08:20And Pierre's gonna go for the Raw match.
08:23What a maneuver.
08:24Now, Pierre's 290 pounds, and
08:26Scott Steiner just took him off the second rope like a cabbage patch doll.
08:29Time for a little consultation here on the part of Johnny Puddle.
08:33And look at Pierre collapsing in the arms of Johnny.
08:36All right, Scott Steiner's right out there with him.
08:38And a bomb on the side of the head.
08:40And there's that same hockey stick.
08:42Put that hockey stick down.
08:44No, don't put it down.
08:46Let him have it.
08:47Send those hockey pucks back to fuck that.
08:51And we need to beat Pierre.
08:53Headed back to the square circle.
08:55And we're gonna be headed right back at you with more Monday Night Raw.
08:59Pierre must return to the ring.
09:01He must return to Memphis Resort.
09:04Welcome back to the Monday Night Raw.
09:08Scott Steiner anxiously awaiting Pierre.
09:11And here comes Pierre.
09:12Bobby, he didn't please.
09:14I got a cold and a horrible cough.
09:16The good news is Pierre is back.
09:18The bad news is Bobby Heaton, he brought Jack with him.
09:23I didn't bring Jack with me.
09:24I think you got any polo again.
09:26Get your facts straight or we're gonna have to dump you.
09:29Have to what?
09:29Dump you.
09:31Get rid of you.
09:32No, no, no, no, look, look, look.
09:33They may be coming in from all angles.
09:35I don't like this.
09:36Look, there's Rick Steiner.
09:37Rick Steiner.
09:38All right, fine.
09:39That evens everything up.
09:40Now, we're really gonna have some fun here on Monday Night Raw.
09:43Let me ask you a question.
09:44If either man is disqualified and the other man gets to win,
09:47does that mean they get the match, the tag match, the rematch?
09:50All that says is if the Steiners are victorious in any way,
09:54if Scott Steiner is victorious, the rematch is imminent.
09:59Would you please get a wick, use some Kleenex.
10:02Typical Wolverine fashion, Rick and Scott Steiner side by side.
10:07Come on, referee, get Rick Steiner out of there.
10:10They should be disqualified.
10:11How about Jack?
10:12Get Jack out of there.
10:13Jack came down with Pierre.
10:15But Jack's not in the ring.
10:17He's trying to explain to the official.
10:19This is real from behind.
10:22Pierre attacking Scott Steiner.
10:24The official trying to take control of this matchup.
10:26It's likely to erupt on the outside as well as the inside at any moment.
10:31And now, Pierre stomping away.
10:33I hate Monday Night Raw.
10:35Nothing is normal here.
10:37The oddest things in the world, though.
10:38I'm not, I can't believe it.
10:39Look at that, CDT.
10:41Perhaps, Bobby Heaton, that would be the cure of your cold.
10:47All you need is to have a DDT.
10:49No, thank you.
10:50I need some convalescing.
10:52I need nurses constantly.
10:54Nurses.
10:55Look at this.
11:00Here comes Pierre from the far side, across the back of Scott.
11:05What a maneuver on the part of Pierre.
11:07What a matchup.
11:07And look out, coming off the rope again.
11:09And now, ever since Shock came out with Pierre.
11:15Things have looked pretty good.
11:16Wait a minute, uh-oh, uh-oh.
11:18Look out.
11:19Here we go.
11:20If anything's gonna happen, this is New York City rules.
11:23Got a terrible sock to stick in the outside of the ring.
11:26And there's the mugger and the bum I was talking about with the earmuffs on.
11:29Hey, would you please stop it?
11:30I shouldn't be here.
11:33We've got a match on the inside, Lorraine.
11:35We've got somewhat of a match or an erupting melee on the outside.
11:39Oh, a clothesline by Pierre.
11:40Scott Steiner's taking a lot of Buddhist.
11:43And the cover, one, two.
11:46And a pretty easy kick out there on the part of Scott Steiner,
11:50wearing the blue and gold from the University of Michigan.
11:53Scott knowing full well that this is not only for himself, it's for his brother.
11:58And it's also for all the fans in the WWF who want them, once again,
12:01to be tag team champions.
12:03Fast maneuver getting built.
12:04Come on, one, two, three, turn around, Rip.
12:07Turn around, turn around.
12:10Get Johnny Polo out of the building.
12:13Because he wants to be in the building.
12:15Can you believe what an impact Johnny Polo, one, cover, one, two.
12:20And an easy kick out again.
12:23Johnny Polo just last week, obviously, making a tremendous impact.
12:29Johnny, for at least his hockey stick, certainly made an impact last week.
12:33The tag title's changing.
12:34Johnny Polo moments ago, personally saving what was an obvious pin
12:41on the part of Pierre, his shoulders were down for a seven count.
12:44I'm totally amazed at Johnny Polo.
12:46He's taken time out of his busy schedule to come to Monday Night Raw.
12:50Every Saturday night from 9 to 11 on radio, WWF, along with Jed Clank,
12:55I mean Jim Ross, he is the host of the radio show.
12:58And people can call in and talk to Johnny Polo.
13:00He's a very interesting person, he's my buddy.
13:04And happens to be, perhaps, the president of the Bobby Heenan Fan Club.
13:09I'll tell you, Radio WWF is hotter than Rush Limbaugh.
13:12Really, I doubt that.
13:13Hotter than Tom Snyder.
13:15Really. Hotter than Imus.
13:16No kidding.
13:18Look at that, coming off the outside.
13:20The knee of Pierre, lifting in midair.
13:23Tom Snyder now, two in.
13:28You know, we can make a fortune.
13:29We can take all the sweat off Pierre and put it in a bottle.
13:33Look at Pierre Water.
13:34I like that.
13:36Beg your pardon?
13:37Pierre Water.
13:38Like Perrier Water.
13:39Don't you get anything, dummy?
13:41Well, you should know about water.
13:43No, you will not.
13:44Was that Pierre Water that went through on you last weekend?
13:47Hey, wait a minute.
13:48No, that was New York City sewer water.
13:51I think I've got a touch of malaria, too, from that.
13:54You can only hope.
13:54And Johnny Polo being harassed a bit by some of the fans about ringside.
14:01Out there with shock as well.
14:03And Pierre, thus far, is looking very, very good.
14:06And the individual one-on-one confrontation with Scott Steiner.
14:10Only because Jack came out and distracted Scott Steiner.
14:14But Scott Steiner was doing great the first part of the match.
14:17It seems to me where the tide turned is when Rick Steiner came out.
14:22He's the one that's causing his brother here,
14:24the other misfit of his family, to be in the predicament he's in.
14:28I don't think maybe that cold is affecting your brain.
14:31Look at this, going for the double leg.
14:35Yeah, driving Pierre to the car.
14:38That's what I'm talking about, Scott Steiner.
14:40Hey, put your hand over your mouth.
14:43You think Famous Clarity could run my chest later, I need a vapor rub.
14:48I think maybe you'll do just fine.
14:49Look at this.
14:52And a slap.
14:53He's going to the rope.
14:54Going to the corner, now going up.
14:56Pierre now getting set up to the center post.
15:00A throw.
15:00We have a winner.
15:01I think we do.
15:02One, two, three.
15:03No, no.
15:03No?
15:04Look at that.
15:05Unbelievable, Scott Steiner kicked out.
15:07How did he kick out of that?
15:09You could make a paint job between that count.
15:12Are you kidding me?
15:12That count was on the money.
15:14Scott Steiner kicked out.
15:16Scott Steiner, whether it's individual or tag team action,
15:19one of the toughest ever in the WWF.
15:22Look at this.
15:23And trying to get him down.
15:25Yes.
15:26The back strike on the one, two, three.
15:29He gets it.
15:30I didn't know he did.
15:31I'll tell you, if Scott Steiner wins this one, give him all the credit.
15:35One, two.
15:36The left shoulder barely up.
15:39Come on.
15:39Come on, ref.
15:40Get in there.
15:41What a tough match we're watching.
15:42It's going to be especially tough for Scott Steiner,
15:45because they're used to wrestling in tag matches.
15:47He's used to relying on his brother.
15:48He's there all by his lonesome.
15:50What about Pierre?
15:51I remind you, Bobby Heenan, when Scott and Rick Steiner were
15:54All-Americans at the University of Michigan,
15:57they were All-Americans at different times, Bobby Heenan.
16:00Let me remind you of something.
16:01What's that?
16:01You and Alfred Hage could be an All-American in Michigan.
16:04Anybody could be an All-American in Michigan.
16:06Mr. Rogers could have been an All-American in Michigan.
16:10Mr. Rogers?
16:11Yeah, you know, would you be my neighbor?
16:13Turning point of the match right there.
16:15Scott Steiner moved out of the way just in time.
16:19All right, Scott Steiner.
16:21Make the tag, make the tag, The Jack.
16:24Remember now, if in fact Scott can defeat Pierre,
16:28that assures the Steiner Brothers of the return tag team title matchup,
16:32hopefully right here on Monday Night Raw.
16:35Scott Steiner, back to his feet.
16:37He'll have more on those punches now.
16:38Pierre's gotta make the tag.
16:40There's no tag.
16:41And back, Bobby John.
16:43I don't see why he couldn't make the tag.
16:44They know each other.
16:46And look out, here comes a Steiner liner.
16:49Get set for it, and yes.
16:52Back, back, back, back.
16:53That'd have been out of any part.
16:54Scott Steiner trying to set up Pierre now.
16:57Double underhook.
16:58Look at this.
16:59And down to the canvas.
17:01Come real nice.
17:03I'm surprised Steiner's come back.
17:05I thought he'd be on a gasp by now.
17:06Well, well, well, it's just Bobby Heenan.
17:09This is guaranteed to cure the common cold.
17:11Here comes the Frankensteiner.
17:14Well, thank you, I'd rather die.
17:15One, two, yes.
17:17He got him.
17:18He got him.
17:20Here is your winner, Scott Steiner.
17:24Unbelievable has happened.
17:26And there you see, ladies and gentlemen,
17:28one of the greatest tag teams in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.
17:33The Steiner Brothers, former tag team champions,
17:36and perhaps next week's soon-to-be tag team title holders once again.
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18:08We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
18:09Feminist clarity, strutting her stuff in a squared circle,
18:12just like the Steiner Brothers are doing back in the dressing room.
18:15They were victorious.
18:16It's the time to be happy.
18:18All except Bobby, the brain, has the sniffles of a Londoner weather.
18:23I'm a shock.
18:24I'm that kind of a guy.
18:26I'm a broadcast journalist, and I'll be here.
18:28Just point the other way, Heenan.
18:30Broadcast journalist.
18:31Take a look if you will at the beast from the east,
18:35who will be in action when we return, Bam Bam Bigelow and Lunatic.
18:43We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
18:45And to the outside there, the main squeeze of Bam Bam Bigelow, Luna Vajon.
18:50The lovely Luna Vajon.
18:51All right, for you, the lovely Luna Vajon,
18:53especially with those watery eyes you have this week.
18:56Drop kick, how about that?
18:57On the money.
18:59Bam Bam Bigelow and Laverne McGill going at it.
19:03Where's Shirley, his tag team partner?
19:05This is single competition.
19:07Laverne and Shirley.
19:08Off the rope, back body, no, Leapfrog by McGill then.
19:11Kept it, drop kick to no avail there.
19:14That went a little bit off the mark as well.
19:18That went on the bottom of the jaw, and Bam Bam's in trouble.
19:21McGill moving in.
19:23McGill hammering away, trying to get the big man out of the corner now.
19:25What a chop.
19:27And another one.
19:28Remember, anything can happen here on Monday Night Raw.
19:31And a reversal, and McGill, look out, Bam Bam.
19:37Over the top to the outside almost.
19:40Hanging on, look at that.
19:41And McGill missing with a drop kick.
19:43Presence of mind of Bam Bam Bigelow to be able to get out of the way of that.
19:47By the way, ladies and gentlemen, last week you will recall our conversation
19:51with the great Hawaiian wrestler, Crush.
19:55And unfortunately, due to technical difficulties,
19:58the conversation got short.
20:00Standing by right now, all the way from Kona to Kona Crush.
20:04Are you there, brother Crush?
20:05Over here, brother Vince, aloha.
20:07Again, the speculation continues as to exactly when you will return to action
20:13here in the WWF.
20:15Fans very much looking forward to you returning.
20:17And they're wondering what kind of condition you're gonna be in once you
20:21step back into the squared circle.
20:22Brother Vince, I am in the best shape of my life.
20:25I just got through running five miles up and down Hapuna Beach.
20:28All I can tell you, brother, is I'll be returning very, very shortly with a very,
20:33very big impact.
20:34Well, with that in mind, standing by right now.
20:37Well, you've known him for a long time.
20:39You guys have been hanging together.
20:41Macho man, Randy Savage, go for it.
20:43Thank you, Vince McMahon.
20:45You're right about that.
20:46Me and Crush are tight, yeah.
20:48Up and down the highways and byways together, Crush.
20:51I've heard from my scouts and sources, you've been doing the behind the neck press
20:56550 pounds behind the back, you know what I mean, three reps.
20:58Am I right or wrong, brother?
20:59Can you hear me, Crush?
21:01Crush?
21:04I guess we have technical difficulties once again.
21:07Crush, can you hear us?
21:09Yes, Vince, I read you folks loud and clear on this side, brother.
21:12All right.
21:14Did you hear Randy Savage?
21:15Yes, I heard Randy Savage.
21:16Let me say this one time, okay?
21:19Macho man, Randy Savage.
21:21I'm not gonna speak to you, brother.
21:23Nor will I ever, ever speak to you as long as you live.
21:28You got that, bro?
21:29What's wrong, brother?
21:30What's that there?
21:34I believe he hung up.
21:37I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
21:38I know exactly what the technical difficulty is.
21:40It's sitting next to you.
21:42You didn't have any trouble with the phone last week.
21:44I never thought there was trouble with the phone.
21:45Crush does not wanna talk to you, Savage, period.
21:48That's what I get out of it.
21:51I think that's very obvious, Randy Savage.
21:54I wonder if you could share some light as to why Crush would not wanna speak with you.
21:58He's pale, look at him.
21:59I'm not pale, I just don't know.
22:02I mean, how can you say, talk about something that you know nothing about?
22:06I mean, you do it all the time, Eden.
22:08But I have to have some kind of meat and potatoes about the situation.
22:11I don't know why Crush is like that.
22:13Why don't you call him back and ask him?
22:15He won't talk to you, though.
22:16That's obvious.
22:16I'm gonna call him back.
22:18You don't think I'm gonna call him back?
22:19I'm gonna call him back.
22:20We will continue.
22:21We will continue to follow that story.
22:23And I'm sure Randy Savage, personally, you will continue with Bam Bam Bigelow.
22:26I'm gonna be persistent about finding out what's going on.
22:29I care more about Bam Bam.
22:30I don't care who you talk to on the phone.
22:31Wait a minute, look at this.
22:32Luna Bashan out there.
22:34Luna Bashan is all over Miguel.
22:38Bashan doing the damage behind the official's back.
22:40Bam Bam Bigelow, as if he didn't have enough advantage before in top form.
22:44Look at that.
22:46Ooh.
22:46Probably heated you with those sniffles, and here's some Kleenex.
22:51By the way, tonight, Chris and Rita search for holes in a gunman's alibi on
22:56an all new episode of Silk Stalkings, tonight at 10 o'clock Eastern, 9-6.
23:01They're on USA, and look at this.
23:04Bam Bam, whoa.
23:06Forget it.
23:07Bam Bam Bigelow almost taken over, but-
23:11Burn him.
23:13That's about it for O'Bern and Shirley, isn't it?
23:15Bam Bam all over Miguel.
23:21And by the way, hopefully we will have some further word confirming what we hope
23:25to be a tag team title matchup next week, right here on Monday Night Raw.
23:28Look out.
23:29Bam Bam.
23:30A little slow on the mark.
23:32And Miguel going up.
23:35Miguel.
23:37Wow.
23:38See the way Bam Bam walked underneath that, driving Miguel to the buckle now.
23:43Bam Bam Bigelow in complete control.
23:46Bam Bam Bigelow now with Miguel, hooks him up and
23:49lets him think about it up there for a while and down to the canvas.
23:53And setting up Bam Bam Bigelow.
23:55I got up on him.
23:58And that'll do it.
24:01Well, he put a stamp on that letter.
24:03And for the benefit of those of you who were not with us last week momentarily,
24:07we're gonna take you back, ladies and gentlemen, and show you why Bobby-
24:10Here is your winner, Bigelow.
24:11No, you're not.
24:12Don't embarrass me.
24:14Bigelow.
24:15You in the truck.
24:15Let's take you back to last week.
24:17Don't play.
24:18Don't play with us.
24:19Let's go back.
24:22Watch it, Vince McMahon.
24:23He's gonna bring him over here.
24:24Watch it.
24:24I know Bobby heated.
24:25Bobby heated his triangle.
24:28I don't like it.
24:29Get out of here.
24:31Hey, wait a minute.
24:32I don't need to see any more of this.
24:34Whoa, whoa, wait.
24:37Wait.
24:40Wait a minute.
24:41No.
24:42See you later.
24:43Randy, don't leave me.
24:45Go ahead.
24:46No.
24:46You need to.
24:47No, no, no.
24:49Yes, yes, yes.
24:55Go that way, go that way, go that way.
25:01We're in trouble, folks, because I believe it's gonna hit.
25:04My goodness.
25:05Can you believe it?
25:11That is unbelievable.
25:15That's, of course, some of the most entertaining and humorous footage I think
25:18I have ever seen.
25:19What about you, Macho?
25:20Exactly.
25:21I was thinking the same thing myself.
25:22Hold it down a little bit over there, Bobby.
25:24Heated. What's the matter?
25:24You a little under the weather?
25:27Yes, I'm under the weather.
25:29I happen to have a very severe cold.
25:31I have one lung that's collapsed.
25:32I'm sicker than I ever thought could be.
25:34I've got 113th temperature.
25:36I'll tell you, that's one thing that could never be recycled is Bobby Hina's Kleenex.
25:44Please, you're spreading all those germs.
25:45Bobby Hina, why are you here?
25:47Why am I here?
25:47Because I'm a broadcast journalist.
25:49Give me that.
25:50It's my thermometer.
25:50Give me that.
25:51It's 113 degrees.
25:53It's 97.
25:54You're not even normal.
25:54You're holding it back.
25:55Then again, you're a weasel.
25:56You're holding it back.
25:56I knew that.
25:57Ladies and gentlemen, joining us will be the Hitman Bret Hart with a special interview.
26:01Ladies and gentlemen,
26:06would you please welcome
26:11the Hitman Bret Hart.
26:16Yeah, you all think it's funny because I got doused in water by Doink.
26:25But I'll tell you something.
26:27This weekend on Wrestling Challenge,
26:29Doink is the guest of Jerry The King Lawler on the King's Court.
26:33And he's not gonna get away with any of that funny stuff with the King Jerry Lawler.
26:37You know, in talking about the King's Court, well, last weekend,
26:41I'm sure you all heard what Jerry The King Lawler had to say to President Jack Tunney.
26:45He said he is not gonna be responsible for
26:48what happens when he gets his hands, his royal hands, on Bret the Hitman Hart.
26:54If we may, SummerSlam, let's talk about the King Jerry Lawler.
26:56Let's talk about some of the events that led up to SummerSlam, Bret Hart.
26:59Let's talk about the humiliation and indignities that your parents suffered
27:04right here in this very building, the Manhattan Center, at the hands of Jerry Lawler.
27:08Let's also mention, if we may, the events, the matchup with your brother, Owen.
27:14When Jerry Lawler used rather underhanded tactics, to say the least,
27:17then that would take us all the way to SummerSlam.
27:20The match itself, the match you had long awaited.
27:23As you stood in the ring, awaiting Jerry Lawler to approach, he approaches, all right,
27:27but on crutches, perpetuating unquestionably a fraud on you,
27:31your family, and the public at large all over the world.
27:35From there, a substitute, if you would, a court jester takes Mr. Lawler's place.
27:43But nonetheless, undaunted, you defeat the court jester.
27:48Then, from there, was your moment, Bret Hart, the moment you had awaited.
27:52It was you and the King, Jerry Lawler, in the ring.
27:57Jack Toney had, in fact, interceded and forced Jerry Lawler to come to the ring to face you.
28:05Nonetheless, as you and members of your family were in the ring,
28:10you continued to hold the sharpshooter on Mr. Lawler.
28:14You refused to release the hold, unquestionably emotion capturing you.
28:22Whether it was justified or not, some degree of conjecture, I would suggest, relates to that.
28:29But nonetheless, the referee, as a result of you not releasing the hold,
28:35the official reverses the decision.
28:38And the last thing, Bret Hart, that we remember is Jerry Lawler on a stretcher,
28:45being carried from the ring, yet raising his right hand.
28:49And his index finger pointed in the air, and we heard the voice of the ring announcer saying,
28:55ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, an undisputed king of the World Wrestling Federation,
29:02Jerry, the King Lawler.
29:05That must still ring in your ears as we speak.
29:11How a referee, how Jack Toney, how even Jerry Lawler himself,
29:16can figure himself to be a king, when this is a guy, to my knowledge,
29:23that never beat anybody yet.
29:26He didn't win the King of the Ring tournament.
29:28He didn't beat me.
29:29He didn't beat anybody.
29:32So I have a bit of a dispute with anybody that wants to say,
29:35Jerry Lawler is the undisputed king of the World Wrestling Federation.
29:41But what now, Bret Hart?
29:43What now?
29:45How do you go about rectifying that aspect of the, well, it's a record.
29:50He's the undisputed king.
29:51How do you go about rectifying that?
29:54I'll tell you how you rectify it.
29:57You know, you're talking about, this isn't a match.
29:59This isn't an issue of titles or crowns or, you know, the King of the Ring,
30:07it's a great honor to be the King of the Ring.
30:10But the fact of the matter is, the most important thing to me is my family honor.
30:17And I don't really care about getting my hand raised or wearing a crown
30:24or belts or anything, because it's a different issue.
30:27And a lot of people think that I might have regrets,
30:29that I didn't give up holding the title.
30:34That I didn't have regrets.
30:34That I didn't give up holding Jerry Lawler in the sharpshooter.
30:39That maybe I should have let him go.
30:41That maybe I could have had that prestige of calling myself
30:45the undisputed King of the Ring.
30:47But the fact is, the only regret I got is that I didn't hold on to it longer.
30:53And all I can say is, somewhere, somehow, down the line,
30:59Jerry Lawler, you are going to have to step in the ring with me once again.
31:05You are going to have to face me.
31:07And I don't really care what kind of tricks you got up your sleeve.
31:11But the fact is, after I get through with you,
31:14you're not going to have a head to wear that crown on.
31:18All right, Jerry, I'm going to let you go.
31:20You're not going to have a head to wear that crown on.
31:21All right, thank you very much.
31:24The one and the only, the Hitman, Bret Hart.
31:27I'll tell you something, Bret Hart, you better be looking over your shoulder
31:30because you know who's looking for you, Jerry, the King Lawler.
31:34Don't go away, everybody, because when we come back,
31:37we're going to see an action, a friend of mine, Mr. Perfect.
31:41Yeah, perfection, dig it?
31:50Hey, say hello to the bad guy.
32:03Hey, baby, I'm execution excellence.
32:12Oh, yeah, dig it.
32:15Oh, yeah, dig it.
32:18Oh, yeah, dig it.
32:21Oh, Mr. Savage.
32:23You, really?
32:26Don't fall for cheap imitations.
32:33Unbelievable.
32:35You aren't kidding.
32:37Beg your pardon?
32:39Yeah, that's unbelievable as well.
32:42And talk about cheap imitation.
32:44Headed to the ring right now, the one and only, Mr. Perfect.
33:00He looks a lot like Joe Fowler.
33:01I got to tell you about this freak, this imbecile Joe Fowler.
33:07Yeah.
33:07You know who Joe Fowler is?
33:09Of course I know who Joe Fowler is.
33:10Of course, everyone knows.
33:12Yesterday, on my show, All American Wrestling.
33:17Your show?
33:18Yes, that I host by myself.
33:20The ratings are skyrocketing.
33:21Yeah.
33:22This ham and egger in a $3 suit that's ripped in the back that he got at some funeral home,
33:26walks up, takes my chair, sits down, takes over the program,
33:31and informs me that we're going back on the road next week, me and Joe Fowler.
33:36The last thing I want to do is hang around with a guy named Mo on my weekends.
33:40I'm going to put my foot down about this.
33:43Ian, please.
33:44Surely you would grant.
33:45I mean, don't call me Shirley.
33:47As good as you are, don't you think you're a little bit better when you have someone working
33:54with you?
33:54Yeah, I work without a net.
33:56I work alone.
33:56I don't need help.
33:57Well, unfortunately, I understand that you're stuck.
34:02Well, yeah, I wouldn't call it stuck.
34:04I mean, I would suggest that Joe Fowler is stuck.
34:07I mean, if it's a one-person show, why not give the shot to Joe Fowler?
34:10What?
34:11Joe Fowler?
34:12Yeah.
34:12Me?
34:12Bobby Debray and Heenan.
34:13Why not?
34:14Why not let it be the Joe Fowler show?
34:16Let Joe Fowler get on the employment agency and collect some money.
34:19This is my gig.
34:21I must say we will all look forward to Bobby Heenan and
34:23Joe Fowler on the road on All-American right here.
34:26He said we're going on an island or something.
34:28I don't want to do this.
34:29On USA, All-American every Sunday at 12 noon Eastern time.
34:35Don't miss it.
34:36Even if Bobby Heenan is teaming up with Joe Fowler.
34:39He's teaming up with me.
34:40I'm going to put a stop to this.
34:42I'm going to drown that.
34:42Never mind.
34:43I'm done with that.
34:43I'm going to talk about that.
34:44What island?
34:45Never mind.
34:46Perfect now coming off the rope.
34:48Nice tackle.
34:49Perfect over bell right back at him now.
34:51Nicely far dead.
34:52Perfect with a drop kick.
34:54A quick drop kick.
34:57Mr. Perfect taking care of business this week.
34:59Not surprisingly, here on Monday Night Raw.
35:03And Perfect, what's he going to do?
35:05Oh, forget about it.
35:06That's Chop City.
35:08And Perfect was laying into chops.
35:10If you recall last weekend, Perfect laying into chops on Diesel.
35:16And my bad, Diesel was getting in a few licks of his own.
35:19Diesel's got that right hand.
35:21He's got a harder punch than Roberto Duran, Mike Tyson.
35:24You name him.
35:25Joe Louis, Dempsey.
35:27He can drop you like a bad habit.
35:28And that's what's going to happen to Mr. Perfect.
35:30I must say, I would look forward to that matchup.
35:34And Perfect has reversed things here.
35:38Perfect chopping away on Bell.
35:41But in the case of Mr. Perfect and Diesel, it would be the mass,
35:46the power of a Diesel against the technical skills of Mr. Perfect.
35:51So let's put it this way.
35:52Perfect is a Rolls Royce.
35:53You got to say that with cheap seat covers.
35:55But Diesel's that big 18 wheeler.
35:57And you know when that big 18 wheeler hits that.
35:59He's going to blow him right off the highway.
36:03Please, Bobby Heenan.
36:07You know, you're going to give us all a cold.
36:10You're spreading those germs all over the place, out to the fifth row.
36:13How can I give you a cold?
36:14My thermometer only says 98, like you say.
36:17It's 111 now.
36:18It's getting worse.
36:20You should be in bed.
36:22That means you may not be able to make that road trip next Sunday with All-American.
36:26Oh, no.
36:29I got to be there.
36:29I'll be there.
36:30Yeah, right.
36:30Don't worry about me.
36:33Perfect hammering away on Mike Bell.
36:36Mr. Perfect really coming on strong as of late in the WWF.
36:40And I believe he is quite the aggressor this week as a result of what happened
36:44to him last weekend on WWF Superstars with Diesel.
36:49Look at him hammering away.
36:50Mr. Perfect's doing some mauling in the corner.
36:53Yeah.
36:53And a slap to the face.
36:54Little wake-up call.
36:58Oh, and I got something coming up.
37:00I have something big coming up.
37:02We heard about All-American.
37:03No, no.
37:04I got something better.
37:05What do you mean?
37:06I got something better.
37:07You heard the rumors about JFK Jr. and the girl that was the mermaid.
37:12You know, Hannah?
37:13Daryl Hannah.
37:14Daryl Hannah.
37:14Yeah.
37:15Talk about a wedding.
37:16I got bigger news than that coming up.
37:17And we got a three count right there.
37:19Perfect Plex.
37:20Mr. Perfect, the winner.
37:21Talk about splash.
37:22Here is your winner.
37:24Well, we will anxiously await this late-breaking story with Bobby the Brain Heenan.
37:29However, standing by right now, let's take you, ladies and gentlemen,
37:32to a man who has no respect whatsoever for the United States of America,
37:37and even less for Lex Luger.
37:38Here's Ludwig Borga.
37:42Look at this garbage.
37:44Look at this filth.
37:46This pollution.
37:51I, Ludwig Borga,
37:53is going to tell you Americans what's really going on here.
37:59This filth, you call this the land of milk and honey?
38:05Well, down here, it stinks funny.
38:09And Lex Luger, you are proud of this?
38:14You stand up for all this filth, this pollution?
38:20This used to be a nice, beautiful river until you Americans started to clean your house.
38:27And right here, we can see what Americans are all about.
38:32Filth, pollution, corruption.
38:36And Lex Luger, if you stand up for all this, that makes you only one thing.
38:42A garbage driver.
38:45And America, it stinks down here.
38:48It stinks down here.
38:50Americans stinks.
38:52Lex Luger stinks.
38:54So Americans choke on this.
39:02Welcome back to Monday Night Raw.
39:04We got a special treat tonight.
39:07Would you two people mind standing up?
39:10Now, what is your name?
39:11What is he up to?
39:12Todd.
39:13Todd what?
39:14Todd up on us.
39:15Todd up at hops?
39:17What is it?
39:18Up on us.
39:19Are you in this country illegally?
39:21Can you laugh in English?
39:23And this is a friend of yours.
39:25What would you like to do here tonight on Monday Night Raw that you can't do usually?
39:29I want to ask her something.
39:30Go ahead.
39:30Ask her.
39:32No, no, no.
39:32One knee, pal.
39:33One knee.
39:38Is this yours?
39:39Go ahead.
39:40One knee.
39:41Hold this.
39:41My nose is running.
39:42Go ahead.
39:42Ask her.
39:43Ah!
39:44Put it down.
39:45Will you marry me?
39:48Yes, pal.
39:50It's only an hour show.
39:51Yes?
39:52Well, I hope you have a nice wedding.
39:53And remember one thing.
39:55You'll probably be hungry in an hour.
39:57Let's go back to something else.
39:58Here's your popcorn, bud.
39:59Bobby the Brain Heenan throwing the popcorn around.
40:02Can you believe it?
40:03Wait, but she still has the-
40:04Oh, he's putting a ring on her finger.
40:06But unfortunately, I believe she's still holding on to that wet Kleenex from Bobby Heenan.
40:12Let's go back to ringside.
40:14The ring is beautiful.
40:15What the Kleenex give you.
40:16Oh, that's great on Monday Night Raw, folks.
40:19The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
40:21Well, here he comes, ladies and gentlemen.
40:23And that'll have some degree of interest in that marriage to Bobby Heenan.
40:28Let me tell that couple one thing that's very important.
40:30Otherwise, the two can eat as cheaply as one, as long as you don't feed her.
40:35You know, Bobby Heenan, I can't imagine anyone taking your marital advice.
40:39I can't imagine.
40:41How did you know those people?
40:42What did you know there was gonna be a proposal, Bobby Heenan?
40:44I'm the brain.
40:45I can see it in their eyes.
40:46Let me tell you Manhattan tax cheats something.
40:52First of all, it's obvious to me that Razor Ramon doesn't have the guts to come out here
40:58and wrestle me on Monday Night Raw.
41:01So I got a little treat for you.
41:03I'm gonna show you what IRS does to tax cheats.
41:08Is that Mayor Dinkins in the crowd?
41:10I don't believe so.
41:12Nonetheless, you recall, I knew he was gonna ask her to marry him.
41:16I could see it in his eyes because I was pulling into the Manhattan service evening.
41:19I saw that ham and egg.
41:21You know, his name is Taka Papaboo.
41:22He was standing on the corner and he spent $4.50 from a street vendor and bought that ring.
41:27I just knew he was in love.
41:28He loves her.
41:29You can tell he's four and a half bucks in the hole already.
41:32You're not a very nice man sometimes.
41:33I want you to know that.
41:34I hope I can do the wedding.
41:35I'd love to do a wedding.
41:36And I've got to ask you something else.
41:38I mean, look at this.
41:38P.J. Walker's being hammered here by IRS.
41:40But I've got to ask you something.
41:42Why in the world?
41:42Here's that woman.
41:43I mean, she was mystified.
41:45She couldn't believe what she was hearing.
41:47She was being asked to be married from her sweetheart.
41:50And you take that filthy Kleenex and stick it in her hand, Bobby.
41:55You expect me to eat popcorn and Kleenex in my hand?
41:59Wait a minute.
41:59Wait a minute.
42:00Wait a minute.
42:00Uh-oh.
42:02The bad guys here.
42:04Look out.
42:05Razor Ramon has arrived on the scene.
42:07You saw him in action last week.
42:09Victoria's here.
42:10And now, IRS and Razor are locking eyes.
42:18What a reception for Razor Ramon.
42:23And does IRS want to get his hands on Desi Arnaz?
42:28Oh, really?
42:28I don't.
42:29It doesn't seem too anxious to me.
42:33Wait a minute.
42:34One, two, three.
42:35Yes, yes, yes.
42:37PJ Walker just defeated IRS.
42:41And Razor Ramon is having a laugh.
42:43A big up to the Monday Night Raw.
42:45What do you think of that, Eden?
42:46He's loving it.
42:47He's beside himself.
42:48Razor's done the same thing to everybody.
42:51He walks out.
42:51He's constantly in everybody's face.
42:55And look at this.
42:56Go get him, Erwin.
42:57Erwin Owens tries to get his hands on Razor Ramon.
43:01He is angry.
43:02Look at that.
43:03And believe me, Razor Ramon wants no part of IRS.
43:07He just crawled into the ring.
43:09But he knows they're holding him back.
43:10And listen to this.
43:12Yes.
43:14Erwin Owens just was defeated by PJ Walker.
43:18One, two, three.
43:20He wasn't defeated.
43:21You don't beat a man like that.
43:22That was a fluke.
43:23We'll be back.
43:26It's all new.
43:27WWF King of the Ring from Game Boy and NES.
43:32No holds barred tournament action from Acclaim.
43:37Well, what you're looking at right now
43:39is the tag team belts worn by Pierre and Jacques
43:41the Quebecers, the new WWF Tag Team Champions.
43:45And Johnny Paul, let me ask you this.
43:46One question.
43:47Are you going to give the Steiner brothers
43:50a rematch next Monday right here on Monday Night Raw?
43:53Well, first of all, I want to categorically
43:55and emphatically deny that we, the Quebecers and myself,
43:58are not scared of the Steiners in the least.
44:00No way.
44:01But Bobby the Brain, you being the greatest manager
44:04of all time, you must concede that there are
44:06some other great teams out there.
44:08The Head Shrinkers.
44:09Yes.
44:09Men on a Mission.
44:10Yes.
44:10Well done.
44:11Smoking guns.
44:12Smoking guns.
44:13The Bushwhackers.
44:14So I have to say this.
44:15No, we won't be giving the Steiners a title shot next week.
44:18But we will be giving a title defense to someone
44:22who truly deserves it.
44:23Well, you heard it from the tag team champs, McMahon.
44:26Back to you, pal.
44:27Viva Quebec!
44:29Viva Quebec!
44:30Well, all we can say is that next week,
44:32right here on Monday Night Raw, we certainly
44:34will have a tag team championship matchup of some kind.
44:37And by the way, next week, we will
44:39eliminate live from New Haven, Connecticut.
44:42New Haven, Connecticut.
44:42That's near Yale University.
44:44That was my alma mater.
44:45I majored in machoism.
44:48Did you now?
44:48Yes, I did.
44:49And in addition to the tag team title matchup,
44:51next week joining us as well will
44:53be the Native American, still undefeated, Tatanka.
44:58And the very first debut on Monday Night Raw of Ludwig Borga.
45:04And in the ring in New Haven, Connecticut, ladies and gentlemen,
45:07a blast from the past.
45:09Yes, one night only he returns to the WWF, Superfly Jimmy Snuka.
45:15And don't forget the tag team title match with the Quebecers.
45:20We do invite you to join us next week for all of that
45:23and a great deal more here on Monday Night Raw.
45:25And hopefully, Bobby the Brain Heenan will be back in the world.
45:31Don't tell me you're catching what he's got.
45:35Stay away from me.
45:36Join us next week.