Dawson's Creek Season 6 Episode 7 Ego Tripping At The Gates Of Hell
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00:00Hey, you're out of here.
00:05Yeah, I got some stuff to do on campus.
00:103 o'clock? Yeah, I know when Henson's class is, Joe.
00:15You know, I just didn't want you to feel weird or something.
00:20You know it's no fun without you. Knowing to contest my opinions with snarky feedback.
00:25I'm starting to feel smart or something.
00:30Well, finals shouldn't let that pesky ego in the bud.
00:35I can't believe this semester is almost over.
00:40Are you going home for the holidays?
00:45What could be holier than this? This clean, well lighted place.
00:50Capeside. What?
00:55Nothing, it's just Capeside. I guess that's about right.
01:00About right for what? Hey, relax. Nothing to be ashamed of.
01:05Have you ever even been to Capeside? They don't let my kind go that far east.
01:10Thank goodness we have neutral ground to spar on. Yeah, we're regular Sam and Diane.
01:15Look at me, Eddie darling. I'm a girl from the wrong side of the track, so you don't want to mess with the lights.
01:20I don't know. I kind of like it when you get all fox fire on me.
01:25Nothing like a fancy girl slumming it.
01:30You know what? You're very lucky I have class right now, because tonight, we rumble.
01:35I will be here. I'm working a double today. And don't you have anything better to do
01:40than walk off and wall around your place of work?
01:45You know, it just so happens that Hell's Bells is going to thoroughly rock the house down.
01:50I kind of like the onion rings.
01:55I'll see you later, Joy.
02:10My head is in the clouds.
02:15My feet have left the ground.
02:20My life is turning around and around.
02:25Every voice inside my head is telling me
02:30to run like mad on poles and arrows,
02:35hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
02:40Every heartbeat, every kiss just makes me wonder
02:45what all this is, suits of armor,
02:50hearts and arrows, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
02:55So what is going on with you and this David fellow?
03:00Keep to your own furtive gropings, thank you very much.
03:05Oh, Jack!
03:10No, it wasn't like that. I mean, there was coffee, there was talking, and I don't want to jinx it.
03:15Oh, why so shy?
03:20Come on, somebody's got to be getting some.
03:25God, cracking this C.J. case is proving far too difficult for the delicate likes of me.
03:30Easy, easy, your sexual frustration is hitting me vain.
03:35Anyway, we're meeting in the cafeteria after class.
03:40Can I come? C.J. will probably be there.
03:45You've given this one the old college try. This much effort's beneath you.
03:50You said so yourself, didn't you?
03:55Oh, you can't hold the ultimatums of party gen against me. I was wearing a wig. I was feeling crazy.
04:00All right. Hey, I tell you what, bring grams, too.
04:05Afternoon, everyone. I wanted to start class today by telling you all that you won't be seeing me after finals.
04:10The publication of my critical essays has secured my academic visitation in Chicago,
04:15so I'll be leaving Boston Bay at the end of the semester.
04:20Since our time is limited, I wanted to invite all of you to the book signing tonight over at Winthrop Hall.
04:25You've been a great class, one of my favorites.
04:30Did you know about this?
04:35Let's get started.
04:46Decided to bless the orphans of the world with your Betsy Johnson?
04:51Hardly. I am auditioning outfits and everything is failing miserably.
04:56Where have all my sex clothes gone?
05:01Are there any clothes out there that actually show off your chest even more?
05:06Yes, and quite frankly, the girls are feeling shunned.
05:11The band is playing tonight at your little dive bar and I want them to be resplendent.
05:16I know, I wouldn't miss it for the world. In fact, I'm not even working tonight, so you will have my full and undivided attention.
05:21Oh, well, it might be nice if you showed your face around these parts. I know I'm usually low maintenance and all, but...
05:26Oh, well, that was a great help.
05:31Now I've dumped Pacey four months too late and not a slutty frock has survived. Not a one, I tell you.
05:36What? When did you dump Pacey?
05:41Hello, mid-med life crisis, thanks for watching. Jeez, Joey, would it kill you to keep up?
05:46Audrey, I'm sorry, I've been... Wait, when did this happen?
05:51The horror that was Halloween. Whatever. I don't want to talk about it.
05:56Audrey, how could you not tell me about this?
06:01I know I've been gone a lot, but a little bathroom sidebar might have been in order.
06:06I don't know, I guess I just figured that you'd hear it from Pacey and some how-has-life-been-since-you conversation.
06:11Of course not. We live together. I mean, just because I've been running around doesn't mean I don't have time for you.
06:16Yeah, well, listen, it would have been great to hear your ex-girlfriend wisdom at the time,
06:21but now I'm kind of done reliving it.
06:26Hey.
06:31Jack, have you ever noticed how much your apartment looks like the one on my two dads?
06:36I think it's the spiral staircase.
06:41I know it's a little out of the way, but would you maybe want to go out tonight, Jack?
06:46I cannot believe that you just did that.
06:51What? No hedging, no sub-tags, no horrible puns.
06:56You guys have it so easy. Straight boys are never so straight.
07:01I'd love to. Cool. Oh, you know what? Emma and Audrey are playing tonight.
07:06Is it okay? And then afterwards we'll do some house?
07:11Okay, wait, wait, wait. Go with me for a second before CJ gets here.
07:16So we're going to go see the Pretty Girls play. We can ask CJ to join us on this very innocent group outing.
07:21Or, you know, why bother with the subtleties? We could just club him over the head and drag him out.
07:26Jack, work with me.
07:31I don't know where you went. It's just, uh, well, CJ doesn't really date.
07:36What? Does he just jump straight into the sack? Coffee to condoms? What are we talking about?
07:41Um, no. You see, I mean, he doesn't date at all.
07:46His life is sort of complicated. He, um, nah, I shouldn't really talk about it.
07:51Whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that bad. Come on, bring it on, please.
07:56Close your deep throat, please.
08:01Uh, yeah, forget I said that one. Here comes CJ.
08:06Oh, hey. Um, look, this is totally last minute, but, uh,
08:11I don't suppose that you'd want to come with us tonight and see our friend play in a band?
08:16It's Audrey. You know Audrey. The one that's guaranteed to entertain?
08:21How's it going? Excellent.
08:26Jack, um, it's certain to be a kissing Freeman approaches, and he kind of looks like he needs to pee.
08:31I think maybe he just wants to talk to you.
08:36Yeah. Uh, excuse me, guys. I'm sorry. I'll be right back.
08:41That's it?
08:46I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you and your friends.
08:51It's okay. It's all right. I, uh, plenty of time to eat.
08:56So class today, how about that?
09:01Um, Jack, I keep thinking about that first conversation we had
09:06when you said that this was the first time you'd felt motivated in a long while.
09:11I'd hate to think that I'd taken away the college experience you deserve.
09:16Well, I'll keep on applying myself.
09:21Uh, look, um, next week is reading week, and after that there's finals.
09:26And after that, well, I'm gone.
09:31I'm thinking we're there tonight, Jack.
09:36I'll think about it.
09:41I hope you guys packed condoms and toothpastes this morning,
09:46because we're taking a little trip.
09:51You all passed your series sevens.
09:56You all have silly, smarty-pants pansies.
10:01Tonight, we celebrate.
10:06Yes, we are so obnoxiously wealthy we are flying to the big Easy
10:11to indulge in all its pleasures for 24 sickening hours.
10:16So don't tell me you have to call your mommies or anything.
10:21to drink before you play Nintendo,
10:24or all too good to pass up.
10:26Pack it up, gentlemen.
10:27Logan, one hour.
10:30Check this out, baby.
10:31Ha ha ha.
10:36Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:38Oh.
10:39Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:41Oh.
10:42Oh.
10:43Oh.
10:44Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:46Oh.
10:47Oh.
10:48Oh.
10:49So you guys are here for the weekend, huh?
10:51Just tonight, actually.
10:53Well, that's too bad.
10:54There's a lot of fun to be had here.
10:57I can see that.
10:58I could show you around.
10:59You know, I've actually been here before.
11:02I have my girlfriend and I,
11:03we came through here this summer.
11:04So you have a girlfriend?
11:06Oh no, no, no, she dumped me.
11:09Well, I think my friends are waiting for me,
11:11but it's nice meeting you, Percy.
11:20Hi there.
11:22Hi there.
11:24I don't do guys anymore, maybe.
11:26Winner, man.
11:28You are pathetic.
11:31And here I thought you'd be my only competition.
11:33You're making this too easy.
11:35Well, look, you know,
11:37it would be a lot different if I was actually in this game,
11:39which I'm not,
11:41because women do actually like the sense of the time.
11:45Yeah, okay.
11:46Okay, because that's what's been working for me.
12:00Everything seems magical.
12:03You see it from the other side, right?
12:06The command with which you pour is staggering.
12:10How was class?
12:13As usual.
12:14Let me grab these rainbow,
12:15and Hedson's been a good five minutes resisting.
12:18I never understand the experimental rambling.
12:21That's silly.
12:22I mean, Diane Chambers is an extremely well-read character.
12:26I'm sure she would have schooled Hedson.
12:28And you know, your whole Sam-Diane class argument thing,
12:32it's very weak.
12:34He definitely made more money than her.
12:35Yeah, and I make more money
12:36than your Worthington colleagues,
12:37who don't need a job,
12:38but that doesn't put us in the same bracket now, does it?
12:41Hey, cute bar boy, give me a shot, Lee.
12:44I got the shakes.
12:46You are so awesome for coming to see me play.
12:50Here, buy a round of shots
12:52for the future boyfriends of America.
12:55Yeah!
12:59Oh, God.
13:01Her parents buy off to get her into Worthington.
13:05You are a Cerbic than usual tonight, if that's possible.
13:10Everything okay?
13:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
13:12I just, I hate working doubles,
13:14and I don't like working with Sam.
13:17No one to flirt with, huh?
13:20Yeah, or clumsily insult, whichever you prefer.
13:23Well, I'll come back up later.
13:28Right now, I have to go stroke Audrey Segal.
13:30Sounds enticing.
13:36Hey.
13:37Hi, sweetie.
13:39Oh, so cute.
13:41Well, thanks for coming.
13:43Hope you enjoy.
13:50Jack, you came.
13:53I don't like to let free food go to waste.
13:57Oh, well, whatever the reason, I'm glad.
14:01Looks like a lot of people support your decision.
14:04Sloanite on campus, maybe.
14:07It's tricky putting together projects like this book.
14:10There's always gonna be a handful of people
14:12who'll think that it's bathroom material.
14:14But I always held out the naive belief
14:16that there would be a reader or two
14:19who might find something stimulating
14:22beyond the easy cultural references.
14:24Yeah, some of my friends assumed
14:25that your class was cultural cliff notes,
14:27which would pretty much make it entertainment weekly,
14:30I guess.
14:32Did you feel that way?
14:34Oh, things aside, did I ever seem less than riveted?
14:41What?
14:45Um, your wife, um, must not be too psyched,
14:50moving to Chicago in the height of winter.
14:52Actually, she's not going to make the move with me.
14:58I'm sorry.
14:59Well, let's, let's not.
15:02I could talk in circles about where I went wrong,
15:04and a maudlin Freeman isn't gonna do
15:05either of us any good.
15:07Yeah.
15:10So I gotta ask, why did you decide to come?
15:13Don't you have somewhere to be, though?
15:14Um, no, no, I, I have some time.
15:20That's great.
15:21Let me introduce you to some people.
15:23I have no idea what is keeping Jack David.
15:25I'm sure it's, it's a hair-related issue.
15:28No, it's okay.
15:29It's flattering to think that each carefully
15:31misplaced draft might be from me.
15:33I don't know.
15:34I'm gonna, I'm just worried you guys can't hear anything.
15:37No, I'm good.
15:38I'm fine.
15:43Well, I'm glad that you came tonight.
15:46I know that this might not really be your thing.
15:49I'd figure that.
15:51I have nothing against good company.
15:53And I guess I can't speak to the quality of the music yet.
15:57Oh, well, Audrey is nothing if not a stellar performer.
16:03How's she been lately?
16:04Well, Audrey's great.
16:06Good.
16:11Well, maybe not the greatest of greats,
16:13but I would give her a solid good.
16:19Why do you ask?
16:21It just seems like she might be a little depressed.
16:26She doesn't look depressed.
16:29Well, it's easy not to look at when you're
16:31doing your dance, not to feel it.
16:33Or anything, for that matter.
16:40Hello?
16:45David, hey, it's me.
16:47Look, I am so sorry.
16:48Don't worry about it.
16:49Are you on your way?
16:51No, not exactly.
16:53Should I call the police maybe?
16:55Is there something you can't say in front of the kidnappers?
16:58I'm coming, I promise.
17:01I just got sucked into the nightmare academic shmooze fest.
17:03I have, like, two more profound things to say,
17:05and I'm out of here, I swear.
17:08All right, don't worry about it.
17:09CJ's here, and your friends have all mastered
17:11the art of polite conversation,
17:13so I will see you when I see you.
17:15All right, cool, I'll see you.
17:24Ha, ha, ha, hoo, hoo.
17:27How are you doing?
17:29Fine.
17:30Well, I didn't ask how you were looking.
17:32I asked how you were doing.
17:34Oh, come on, Rich.
17:36Even I gotta stop you on that.
17:38I mean, who says that?
17:39Your friend does, apparently.
17:41Oh, no, he's not my friend.
17:43That's right, I'm his boss.
17:45Rich Rinaldi.
17:47I'm Denise.
17:49That's a beautiful name for a beautiful girl.
17:53I think Denise means drama in its Greek origin.
17:57And might I say, Denise,
17:59did you have breasts that are begging to be touched?
18:03That's a coincidence,
18:05since you apparently have testicles
18:07that are begging to be castrated.
18:09Okay, then.
18:11I'll take my goods elsewhere.
18:13Please do.
18:17You know, I feel rich, actually.
18:20You know, I think rich actually means slimeball
18:23in its original form,
18:25but I'd have to check the books on that.
18:27What's your name?
18:29I'm Casey.
18:31And I am truly sorry for that,
18:33though I'm sure you're used to having men
18:35saying all kinds of inappropriate things to you
18:37all the time.
18:38I am.
18:39But I'm not used to them leaving
18:41their considerably more attractive
18:43and likable friends behind.
18:46Miss me?
18:48How could I when I've been waiting on you
18:50and your friends all night, huh?
18:52Good point.
18:53So what are you doing after?
18:55Tonight?
18:56Well, yeah.
18:57I mean, I know whenever I get off work,
18:59there's nothing more depressing
19:01than trying to go directly asleep
19:03with visions of drunkards dancing in my head,
19:05so I was thinking some sort of social activity
19:08we could segue.
19:10I don't know, we could, uh...
19:12Hey!
19:13Let me have another beer first.
19:16No, I can't let you take that up, Dan.
19:18Come on, you guys both work here
19:20like anyone cares.
19:21Yeah, well, I care, actually,
19:22and it seems to me you're already wasted.
19:24Well, whose fault is that?
19:26Uh, yours.
19:28Yeah, well, you served me, sucker.
19:31Yeah, now I'm cutting you off.
19:33Looks like you're gonna have to listen
19:35to yourself sing soap operas.
19:36Sorry.
19:39Come on, Eddie, I mean,
19:41it's not like she's going out driving.
19:44She's nervous.
19:45Have you ever considered our asses
19:47might be on the line for serving underage people?
19:49Or did that just kind of slip your mind
19:51because you're not working anymore?
19:52What are you talking about?
19:53This is a college bar.
19:55I mean, you've never cared before.
19:58Do I care when an underage girl
20:01gets drunk and trashes the place on my watch?
20:04I'm cutting her off, that's it.
20:06God, somebody needs to get laid.
20:08Audrey.
20:09Whatever!
20:10He clearly takes his job too seriously.
20:13Tell me something, Eddie.
20:15What's it like looking down the barrel of a gun
20:17and seeing a janitor's uniform in a bus pass?
20:23You'll get me another beer, won't you, sweetie?
20:25I'm thinking no.
20:27Jeez, it's like this bar is run by Donna Reed and Mr. Rogers.
20:32All right, get her out of here.
20:34Did you not just witness my magnificent force?
20:37Yeah, Audrey, did you know you were swimming up up there?
20:39I think we were doing it for a log.
20:41Get up there.
20:42I love you, you crazy bird!
20:44Hey, spread the joy on stage, Courtney, love.
20:47Okay, we're on.
20:49Go, go, go, go.
20:54I'm not her keeper.
20:55No, it's worse.
20:56Actually, you're her friend.
21:06How are we all doing tonight?
21:10We are house bells and we are here to throw down this fascist regime.
21:15Seems like the establishment don't want us to have a good time.
21:20Who wants to stick it to the man?
21:40I'm gonna meet you, meet you, meet you, meet you one day.
21:43Maybe next week.
21:44I'm gonna meet you.
21:46I'm gonna meet you.
21:47I'll meet you.
21:48I will drive past your house
21:54as if the lights are all down.
22:00I'll see you in some time.
22:07One day, I remember.
22:09I'm gonna find you.
22:11I'm gonna get you.
22:13You gonna get away.
22:14I remember.
22:16I gotta win you.
22:17I'll get you, I'll get you.
22:19One day, I will go away.
22:22I'll never see you.
22:24I'm gonna meet you, meet you, meet you, meet you one way or another.
22:28I'll meet you, I'll meet you, I'll meet you.
22:32And we are two, better than it's always been
22:39I know we are the best, and we will take it down
22:52And we are two, better than it's always been
23:01And we are two, better than it's always been
23:11And we are two, better than it's always been
23:21And we are two, better than it's always been
23:29And we are two, better than it's always been
23:39And we are two, better than it's always been
23:49And we are two, better than it's always been
24:19And we are two, better than it's always been
24:29And we are two, better than it's always been
24:39And we are two, better than it's always been
24:49And we are two, better than it's always been
24:59And we are two, better than it's always been
25:07And we are two, better than it's always been
25:17And we are two, better than it's always been
25:27And we are two, better than it's always been
25:35And we are two, better than it's always been
25:45And we are two, better than it's always been
25:55And we are two, better than it's always been
26:05And we are two, better than it's always been
26:15And we are two, better than it's always been
26:25And we are two, better than it's always been
26:35And we are two, better than it's always been
26:43And we are two, better than it's always been
26:53And we are two, better than it's always been
27:03I'm glad you came.
27:05There's a part of my book that I wrote after class earlier this semester.
27:09You had made a comment in class about the asexuality of good guys in film.
27:13It was a small thing I remember, but it sparked something.
27:17And I thought, no one does that anymore.
27:19It sparked something.
27:21You were right.
27:23Not just in class, you were just...
27:25You were right about a lot of things.
27:29I wasn't waiting for you to tell me that.
27:31If that's why you think I'm standing out here in the cold, then why aren't you?
27:39It's sad that you're probably the most popular professor here.
27:47The most inspiration.
27:49And yet, you felt you had to hide that part of yourself that's real.
27:53But you know what?
27:55However long it took you to get here, at least you did.
28:03And that's why I'm standing out here in the cold.
28:09A week ago I was this unavailable married man.
28:13There used to be about six different versions of myself represented to the world.
28:17And now there's just... this.
28:21And now I kind of wish I'd noticed it sooner.
28:25Or that I'd noticed you.
28:39Maybe it's too late.
28:43You tell me.
28:51I can't.
28:57I'm sorry.
29:01I can't.
29:03I've kept someone waiting all night that the timing was actually right with.
29:09It's late.
29:15I gotta go.
29:18I gotta go.
29:25I guess you weren't so effaced with the whole Audrey thing.
29:29You mean her performances aren't typically that inspired?
29:33Not some Jennifer Jason Leigh in Georgia, no.
29:42Audrey's one of the few people that I know who seem to enter the fold well-adjusted and confident.
29:51She made all of us seem dramatic.
29:55It's hard to keep putting up a front like that once people expect it from you.
29:59You know, you wake up in the morning, you don't feel so great, so you need something to take off the edge.
30:05And that's what I used to do.
30:07I took my first drink when I was twelve.
30:10When I hit high school and I was shaking by noon if I wasn't drunk.
30:15So rather than thinking, like, hey, that can't be normal, I'd just keep drinking.
30:20Provided a steady, numb ride through those awkward teen years.
30:26It was tough to get off of.
30:29Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did.
30:33So you must have done something right.
30:35Yeah. Yeah, I hit rock bottom.
30:38Surefire way to snap out of something is to wake up from a blackout realizing that you were the guy at the party
30:45who told everybody exactly what they didn't want to hear.
30:48And then alienating the one person that you cared about.
30:57So there's that, which is why I don't date anymore.
31:03I really just, I don't think you have to be so hard on yourself.
31:08We all mess up.
31:11Jen, you really don't want to know much about me, I promise.
31:24How do we keep this?
31:27That might help.
31:29Where would you put that?
31:31Hold on one second.
31:33I'm not so good at waiting.
31:41Here we go.
31:43Okay.
31:46Ah.
32:09I'm late, huh?
32:11Yep.
32:15I'm sorry about, sorry about the whole drinking, singing debacle.
32:22I didn't know it was going to go that way.
32:24It wasn't your problem, right?
32:26You weren't working, so why should I be mad at your friends when I trashed the place?
32:30It's not like they intended to do that.
32:33That's not really the point, Jo.
32:35Care to fill me in on what the point is?
32:37Why should I make you stand here and listen to my diatribe when you clearly have better things to do?
32:42Excuse me.
32:43Why are you so insistent tonight that I'm wasting my time with you
32:46when every time I've approached you it's been because I wanted to talk?
32:50You know, maybe I've had a hard time talking to you because I can't figure out who I'm talking to.
32:54Is this Joey Potter, my bartending buddy,
32:56or is this Joey Potter who runs with the Worthington Elite?
33:01That's funny. I thought there was more of an intimate middle ground.
33:05Look, you just learn a lot about people when you see them with their friends.
33:09You see me with my friends in here all the time. How is this different?
33:12It's different when your friends are flaunting state drinking laws and insulting me to my face.
33:16Look, I'm sorry about that, okay?
33:18If it makes you feel any better, I just got a pretty nasty tongue lashing from Audrey in there.
33:22What would have made me feel better is if you would have defended me.
33:25If you had mentally shown up there, Joey, that might have been nice.
33:28Eddie, she was drunk.
33:31We deal with those people all of the time.
33:33You're right.
33:34Joey, why should I make you feel bad for letting your friend write out her high class problems?
33:39I should be used to it by now, right?
33:41My mistake was just thinking you were different from the rest of you.
33:44How can you say that when you've barely even tried to find out?
33:48I don't know, maybe you're just threatened because I tried to find out more about you,
33:51but that's just because I was trying to help you get out of this situation.
33:54I know what you're trying to do, Joey, and I don't think you should bother.
33:58I don't think either of us should because I've been thinking about it.
34:02And this little dance we do, it's nothing more than that.
34:06It's just flirting.
34:11You don't think there's anything more here?
34:14I don't think there's anything good.
34:33Can I ask you something?
34:35Absolutely.
34:37This isn't your first time, is it?
34:40Am I really that bad?
34:43No.
34:45It's just most guys don't bother with the obligatory foreplay,
34:49which is greatly appreciated and all, but...
34:52I don't know.
34:54I don't know.
34:56It's just most guys don't bother with the obligatory foreplay,
34:59which is greatly appreciated and all, but...
35:02I'm kind of a sure thing.
35:07Okay, well, I'll do my best to not tend to any of your needs,
35:12but I can't promise anything.
35:21Seriously.
35:23We've been at this for a while now.
35:25Your friend didn't pay for the night.
35:34Listen, it was a nice thing he was doing.
35:37You should just enjoy.
35:42I really...
35:44I can't.
35:47I can't. I'm sorry.
35:51I don't have to leave.
35:54No, you absolutely don't have to leave.
35:57You can stay here as long as you like, but...
36:00I just...
36:02I can't do this.
36:04I just thought you were a beautiful woman that I had met down at a bar
36:08and that there was a little something between us,
36:11but there's obviously not, and that's fine,
36:13but I now have to go talk to someone,
36:16so you stay here, and...
36:18I'm really sorry.
36:29So you sure David's going to be okay now by himself?
36:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:33So you hang around for another half hour, and then call it a night.
36:36God, I don't know what Jack's problem is, but I'm going to kick his ass.
36:39Well, luckily David's a very patient man, so...
36:43You know, I'm just really glad you came out tonight.
36:47I was worried you wouldn't want to.
36:50You know, you keep saying that.
36:52Just because I don't drink doesn't mean I don't socialize.
36:55But you don't date.
36:58You told me once that I should change my mind about myself,
37:04and I think that you should probably do the same thing.
37:18And...
37:21I can't.
37:24I'm sorry.
37:26It's got nothing to do with you, I promise.
37:29You're beautiful, and you're great.
37:34I just really can't.
37:36Okay.
37:42I'm going to get you a cab home.
37:45I'm going to get you a cab home, okay?
37:47Okay.
38:00You going to be okay?
38:02Yeah, I'm fine.
38:04Nothing a little sleep and regret won't cure.
38:09Good night.
38:10Good night.
38:15Good night.
38:32I only had a couple of puffs, I swear.
38:35I don't care if you smoke.
38:37Well, that's shocking, because I thought for sure there was some sort of
38:41lojack system on me and anyone within a mile radius was going to chastise me
38:45for partaking in any sort of substance.
38:48You know, I wonder if sugar's okay, because I have some sweet tarts in my pocket
38:52and I'm not afraid to eat them.
38:55You've been pretty hardy tonight, haven't you?
38:59You know, the funny thing is that it was all great when I was drunk.
39:03That was a super old time.
39:06Now I'm sober and everything's gone to hell.
39:12You know, your friends are just trying to let you know they cared,
39:15and maybe they go about it the right way.
39:20It's not like I'm a drunk, you know.
39:23God, we are in college for crying out loud.
39:27Doesn't anyone just ever have a week that sucks and they want to forget about it?
39:32Does it make you feel better when you drink?
39:38I feel nothing, which is ideal.
39:41How long are you going to keep that up for?
39:43I don't know.
39:46You don't know.
39:57If you want to talk or...
40:00You don't have to sit with me, really.
40:04You don't have to sit around.
40:08If I don't want to be here, I don't walk away already.
40:18Okay.
40:21So we'll sit.
40:26I don't want to talk for a while.
40:34Okay.
41:04Hey, Rinaldi, come here.
41:07What's your problem, Winter?
41:09My problem is the little trick you just tried to play on me.
41:12You're not morally opposed to ladies of the night, are you?
41:16Dude, Winter stuffed a whore.
41:19Actually, I did, but you keep talking.
41:22You watch how quickly your night ends.
41:24You didn't even do it.
41:26What, do you got a problem down there, Winter,
41:28or did you just have trouble taking off your little dress?
41:30Is this a joke to you?
41:32I'm telling you, I'm not laughing.
41:33Tell me about it.
41:34No, it was my idea of showing you a good time.
41:36Believe me, she didn't come cheap.
41:39I forgot that about you.
41:41It all relates back to money.
41:42You buy your friends, you buy your women,
41:44you buy women for your friends.
41:46That way it's clean, it's easy, no emotion, right?
41:48But let me tell you, Rich,
41:49the only favor I want you to do for me
41:52is take me off your charity list,
41:54because you're pathetic, man.
41:55Honestly, man, I'm not getting it.
41:57A couple solid hours with a really hot girl
41:59and you never have to call again, and what,
42:01you want to be my tiddlywinks?
42:03I must be real dumb,
42:05because it seems like you owe me.
42:09You're right, I do.
42:11I absolutely do.
42:12I'm telling you, do that to me.
42:15I'm really impressed with your moral outrage.
42:17No need to get violent.
42:21When are you going to realize
42:22fighting to get by is not worth it?
42:32Hey, David.
42:34David, I am so sorry.
42:38I can't believe that you're still here.
42:40What, were you hoping I'd be gone?
42:42No, no, no, of course not.
42:44I'm glad that you stayed.
42:46I just kept missing my window of opportunity
42:48to get out of there.
42:49It must have been rough.
42:51Yeah.
42:55I'm not being too convincing, am I?
42:58Look, Jack,
43:00I'm not so naive coming into this
43:02that I didn't expect there to be some baggage.
43:05I mean, you can't really move into a new relationship
43:08until you know that the old one
43:09isn't going to lurch up from the dead one last time.
43:13So, do what you got to do.
43:15I did.
43:16I mean, I didn't.
43:18I didn't have to.
43:21You don't have to report to me.
43:24Well, you're right about the baggage.
43:27Before we got into this,
43:28I just wanted to make sure
43:29that it was done repeating my mistakes.
43:33And I am.
43:35That works for me.
43:37Cool.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Cool.
43:41So, why did you even bother sticking around here?
43:45Hey, don't think I was waiting
43:46for the confused likes of you.
43:49I was having a good time,
43:51and you, me.
43:53I was having a good time,
43:55and you missed a hell of an act.
43:57Oh, did I?
43:58Yes.
43:59There's one magical night you will never get back.
44:01So, this one's going to be tough to top?
44:03Well, it's awfully presumptuous
44:04to assume we're going out again.
44:06Oh, I see how it is.
44:08I see how this is.
44:10My brother's standing by.
44:15You said, brother, you know, you know
44:21It's a long road we've been walking on
44:34Brother, you know it is, you know it is
44:39Brother, you know it is, you know it is
44:44It's such a long road we've been walking on
44:50Brother
45:05And I had a dream I
45:11Stood beneath an orange sky
45:19With my sister's style
45:22Wow.
45:23So this is how the other half lives?
45:26What are you doing here?
45:28Your little friend left her wallet
45:30at the bar last night.
45:32Can't imagine how she forgot it
45:34with the drunken spectacle
45:36and the vomiting and all.
45:38Thanks.
45:39Wait a second. Wait, Joey.
45:45Last night
45:47I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
45:49Yeah?
45:50Like what things?
45:52Many things.
45:57It could be that I have some unresolved anger
46:00towards society
46:02that has nothing to do with you.
46:05That's good.
46:09Yeah, I've been working on that one a while.
46:12It almost resembled an apology.
46:15Well, you know I
46:17I've been thinking about it all night.
46:20What's it?
46:22This. Me. You.
46:26Didn't feel good.
46:32What part?
46:35The not pursuing it part.
46:46You know I
46:51Pushing away usually comes
46:53when there's something to
46:56push away from.
46:58Oh, please, Joe.
47:00I would love to get to the point
47:02where I can resent you
47:04if you'll only give me the chance.
47:08We can't keep doing this.
47:10What?
47:12This. This.
47:15Saying things we don't mean.
47:17Dancing around the subject.
47:19I mean, don't you find it maddening?
47:21Yeah, but I meant that thing about the resentment.
47:30Okay.
47:32Alright, I get what you're talking about.
47:37So what would you say
47:40if you said what you meant?
47:45I'd like to go on a date with you.
47:48An actual date.
47:50Without the obstacles of pre-teen girls
47:53and drunken roommates.
47:58What would you say?
48:02Wow.
48:04All that I'd like to get to know you
48:06and prove myself wrong.
48:09About?
48:12About?
48:16Thinking you represent everything I hate.
48:22I think you just might
48:24represent everything I'm missing.
48:33Okay, so.
48:36It's a date.
48:42Well, I had a dream I
48:48Stood beneath an orange sky
49:01Yes, I had a dream I
49:06Stood beneath an orange sky
49:12Yes, I had a dream I
49:18Stood beneath an orange sky
49:25Yes, I had a dream I
49:31Stood beneath an orange sky
49:34Yes, I had a dream I
49:39Stood beneath an orange sky