Space Trucker Bruce
Space Trucker Bruce
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00:00:00Titan Station, this is the Lucky Lady.
00:00:13We are on the far side of Titan preparing approach, following course vector G.
00:00:17Confirmed, course vector G.
00:00:21Titan Station, Space Raider Nightshade departing on my way to Mars.
00:00:35I've just cleared all approaching traffic, so I'm going to fire up my main engines and
00:00:40be on my merry way.
00:00:43Roger that.
00:01:00Titan Station, this is the Lucky Lady.
00:01:03We're seeing something here in the atmosphere.
00:01:09I think it's a meteor.
00:01:10Lucky Lady, space tracking report shows no inbound meteors at this time.
00:01:15We're going out of radio range.
00:01:18Can you verify the sighting?
00:01:20Wait, that's not a meteor.
00:01:23It's a sh-
00:02:24That's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's
00:02:31not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not
00:02:38a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a meteor, that's not a
00:02:44Hi, Bruce.
00:03:10Rub lotion on me.
00:03:11Ooh, rub lotion on me.
00:03:13Me first.
00:03:14Don't worry, ladies, there's plenty of me to go around.
00:03:33Wake up, Bruce.
00:03:34There's been a micrometeor impact.
00:03:36The ship is losing air pressure.
00:03:39Wake up.
00:03:42Wake up.
00:03:43For the love of God, just five more minutes.
00:03:48Wake up.
00:03:50One minute to critical pressure.
00:03:56Critical air pressure level in ten seconds.
00:04:16Leak fixed.
00:04:17Air pressure restored.
00:04:18Bruce, you need to repair that pressure door so I can stop these leaks.
00:04:47Oh, nothing like a big old cheeseburger.
00:04:54Hey, thanks, buddy.
00:05:17Hey, did you fix that vapor converter yet?
00:05:21Yes.
00:05:23Right on.
00:05:46Actually, it's a pretty well-written magazine.
00:06:11You're right.
00:06:14Who am I kidding?
00:06:30Beans.
00:06:31Oh, you're looking happy today.
00:06:33Looking good.
00:06:35Well, thank you.
00:06:36So am I.
00:06:37Do you have cocoa beans?
00:06:41I love cocoa beans.
00:06:43Did you get your chores done?
00:06:44Of course.
00:06:45Great.
00:06:50Me too at chess.
00:06:52Oh, are you?
00:06:54We'll see about that.
00:06:55I've been reading up on chess moves.
00:06:57Practice all the time.
00:06:59Practicing?
00:07:00Sure.
00:07:01With who?
00:07:02Beans.
00:07:03You're a big fat liar, Mr. Sour Cream.
00:07:21Hello, aliens.
00:07:23This is Bruce from Earth.
00:07:25I'm still hauling my hog fat, all 20,000 tons of it.
00:07:29It's been six months since I left Earth.
00:07:31There's puppies.
00:07:34And grass.
00:07:37The long-range receiver's still broken.
00:07:39It's been that way since my last run with Jimmy.
00:07:45I've been feeling a little weird lately.
00:07:47I think it's because I haven't talked to anyone in so long.
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:54It does get pretty lonely out here.
00:08:05Oh, everything's back together.
00:08:09Close valves, repressurize.
00:08:12Close the hatch.
00:08:13All done.
00:08:16Saved once again by duct tape and ingenuity.
00:08:20I hope this thing works.
00:08:24Engine's back online.
00:08:25Ignition.
00:08:36Damn it!
00:08:40I'm screwed.
00:08:43Stupid rental.
00:08:46Computer, are we going to be passing anything?
00:08:49The shuttle will pass close to Neptune in three years, then leave the solar system.
00:08:54I'm so dead.
00:08:57Unless...
00:08:58Computer, is there a distress call on this ship?
00:09:01Yes, it is also called a hitchhiker transponder.
00:09:04Really?
00:09:06Where is it?
00:09:07It is a button on the left side of the panel.
00:09:08Oh.
00:09:10There it is.
00:09:16Bruce, we're receiving a hitchhiker signal.
00:09:19Ooh.
00:09:22A hitchhiker.
00:09:23All right.
00:09:24Nessie, respond and plot an intercept course.
00:09:28Intercept course engaged.
00:09:35Yeah, RJ, I'll put on some clean clothes.
00:09:45Yeah, yeah, I'll clean up the ship, too.
00:09:49Hitchhiker! Hitchhiker!
00:09:51I'm going to have someone to talk to.
00:09:53Hitchhiker! Hitchhiker!
00:09:56I'm going to make you a surprise.
00:10:25I baked you a pie.
00:10:45I made it just for you.
00:10:48Well, I'm Bruce, and this fine ship is the Nessus.
00:10:51The computer goes by Nessie.
00:10:54And she was made from the finest scrap metal on Mars.
00:10:57Hi, I'm Max.
00:10:58Hey.
00:11:00I'm headed to Titan Station to deliver a load of hog fat,
00:11:02and you're the first person I've seen in six months.
00:11:05Thanks a lot for rescuing me.
00:11:07I thought I was done for when my shuttle broke down.
00:11:09There's not many ships on this route.
00:11:11There's a whole bunch of nothing out here.
00:11:13Let me give you the tour.
00:11:17So why are you way out here in that dinky little shuttle?
00:11:20Work.
00:11:23What kind of work can be stupid, unnecessary psych evaluations?
00:11:30I had this awesome job as an automation engineer on Mars.
00:11:33It was great.
00:11:35Then I got this new boss, a real jerk.
00:11:38He decides, you've got to go work at the Titan Station.
00:11:42So the company rents me a shuttle.
00:11:44And the next thing I know, I'm waking up from hypersleep
00:11:47because a micrometeor has punctured my engine and thrown me off course.
00:11:50That is an incredibly dangerous way to travel.
00:11:53Those shuttles get lost all the time when people try to take them into deep space.
00:11:57They're not built for it like good old Nessie here.
00:12:00Damn it! Those bastards!
00:12:02I'm quitting as soon as I get to the Titan Station.
00:12:04Those bean-counting sons of bitches.
00:12:08I've been looking for a reason to switch jobs.
00:12:10Besides the typical, I'm bored with my work and I don't like my boss.
00:12:14And this is definitely a good reason.
00:12:20The long-range receiver? I couldn't connect to the network in the shuttle.
00:12:23The long-range receiver's broken. It's been broken for six months.
00:12:27The home office probably thinks I'm dead.
00:12:31Or they are.
00:12:35Hey, is that pizza?
00:12:37Oh no, you do not want any of that. That's been sitting there for six months.
00:12:41Ew.
00:12:42Did you know that Domino's delivers to Earth orbit?
00:12:44Really?
00:12:45By the way, if you see a container of sour cream sitting around, do not mess with it.
00:12:50That is Mr. Sour Cream, and he and I are in the middle of a chess game.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:56Hey, let me show you something.
00:13:02This is RJ-7, my droid.
00:13:04Yes, RJ-7. Max is the first company we've had on this trip.
00:13:09No, RJ-7. He's a real live human being.
00:13:13RJ-7 is state-of-the-art, and he hates not being able to update his software due to the long-range receiver being broken.
00:13:20Do you speak droid?
00:13:22No.
00:13:23You know, the binary language of moisture evaporators.
00:13:26What?
00:13:27What?
00:13:28You said something.
00:13:29No, I didn't.
00:13:32I gotta go use the can.
00:13:39It's a trash can.
00:13:47So, we gonna eat this pie or what?
00:13:49Yeah, let's do it.
00:14:09Goodnight, Max.
00:14:11Goodnight, Bruce.
00:14:13Goodnight, Nessie.
00:14:15Goodnight, Bruce.
00:14:17Goodnight, RJ-7.
00:14:19Goodnight, Mr. Sour Cream.
00:14:39Hey, how you doing?
00:14:42Fine.
00:14:43Do you need anything? I'm here to help.
00:14:45No, I'm okay.
00:14:47Okay. I baked some baklava. It's in the kitchen.
00:14:50I'll have some later.
00:14:52Okay, I'll see you later.
00:15:03Hey, Max. How's it going?
00:15:05Hey, Max. How's it going?
00:15:07I got this game. Would you like to play it?
00:15:13Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:16It has been so long since I've had anyone else on board that I sometimes forget how to behave.
00:15:22That's okay. I just need a certain amount of personal space.
00:15:27Gotcha.
00:15:28So, do you want to play?
00:15:30Sure.
00:15:31Cool.
00:15:32It's hot.
00:15:43Which card do you want?
00:15:45That one.
00:15:47Abandoned Station.
00:15:49Excellent.
00:15:50Read a little.
00:15:56Goodnight, Max.
00:15:58Goodnight, Bruce.
00:15:59Goodnight, Nessie.
00:16:01Goodnight, Bruce.
00:16:02Goodnight, RJ-7.
00:16:04Beep, beep, beep.
00:16:06Goodnight, Mr. Sour Cream.
00:16:08Goodnight.
00:16:14Uncharted distress call for Vessel 259.
00:16:24Distress call for Vessel 259.
00:16:32Uncharted distress call for Vessel 259.
00:16:40Distress call for Vessel 259.
00:16:44What's happening?
00:16:45Strange, isn't it?
00:16:47What are you doing?
00:16:48I'm working on this panel.
00:16:50Why are we receiving a signal?
00:16:52I thought your long-range was on.
00:16:54I thought your long-range was on.
00:16:56I thought your long-range was on.
00:16:58I thought your long-range was on.
00:17:00I thought your long-range receiver was broken.
00:17:02It is.
00:17:04How can we be receiving anything, then?
00:17:06It's not completely broken.
00:17:08It still picks up things close by.
00:17:11Uncharted distress call for Vessel 259.
00:17:15Let's scan the area.
00:17:26Nothing there.
00:17:27That's strange.
00:17:29Where's it coming from, then?
00:17:31I don't know.
00:17:33It could be a signal directed straight at us.
00:17:37Uncharted distress call for Vessel 259.
00:17:39Oh, well. Back to bed.
00:17:59Good night.
00:18:20Good move, Mr. Sour Cream.
00:18:22You, sir, are a formidable opponent.
00:18:25Eames...
00:18:29I...
00:18:32I...
00:18:59Accidents happen.
00:19:01All the time.
00:19:04I got the airlock.
00:19:06One push.
00:19:09You can have it all.
00:19:18So what do these buttons do?
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:25I don't know.
00:19:27What do these buttons do?
00:19:30Press them. Yes, press them.
00:19:44No.
00:19:57No.
00:20:15Kill them all.
00:20:17Chocolate chips.
00:20:19Chocolate chips.
00:20:23Kill.
00:20:28It moved.
00:20:30I know it moved.
00:20:58Cocoa beans.
00:21:02Beans.
00:21:13Chocolate chips.
00:21:16How do you move, Mr. Sour Cream?
00:21:20Beans.
00:21:23You're all over the place.
00:21:24You wanna do it. You wanna do it. You know you wanna do it.
00:21:28Waiting.
00:21:29No one will know.
00:21:31Waiting.
00:21:33Waiting.
00:21:36Waiting.
00:21:54I don't get it.
00:21:56How are you so happy way out here without Immersion,
00:22:01anyone to talk to or anything to do?
00:22:04It's driving me crazy.
00:22:05Immersion's not living. It's fake.
00:22:08People think they need all kinds of constant distractions and entertainment with
00:22:13sex bots and all these electronic devices.
00:22:16It's not a good way to live.
00:22:19Although...
00:22:21maybe, maybe I should get a sex bot.
00:22:44Bruce, why did you cut the rings on that six pack holder?
00:22:47Well, you know, you're supposed to cut them up to protect the animals.
00:22:50You know, like dolphins and shit.
00:22:52Dolphins?
00:22:53What?
00:22:54Never mind.
00:22:57You know, you look a little messed up.
00:22:59I feel messed up.
00:23:01Here I thought you were one of those natural types that didn't like to bathe.
00:23:04To each his own, I say.
00:23:06But you look like you're about to crack.
00:23:09There's nothing to do here.
00:23:11I can't check my messages.
00:23:13I can't get on the network.
00:23:15I can't even look for a new job.
00:23:17It's like my life's on hold.
00:23:21I have all these plans for when I get off the ship.
00:23:25And that day is so far away that it's making me nuts.
00:23:30I have an idea.
00:23:32Put me back in hypersleep.
00:23:33You don't want to do that.
00:23:35There's no reason to put your life on hold like this.
00:23:38We're only a month out from Titan Station,
00:23:41and you're just torturing yourself with these thoughts.
00:23:43Plus, there's plenty to do on this ship.
00:23:47As long as you have your mind,
00:23:49you never have to be bored.
00:23:52Hey, I got the perfect distraction.
00:23:54You want to watch some movies?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:57Great, I got a whole bunch of good ones picked out.
00:23:59I've never watched a movie before.
00:24:01Wow, you've been missing out.
00:24:03You're going to love this.
00:24:05Alright, let's do it.
00:24:10You kind of reek.
00:24:12Why don't you go get cleaned up, and I'll get things set up here.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:21Alright, did you want something to drink?
00:24:23I've got Diet Coke, Alterian Ale, or Martian bottled water.
00:24:26Bottled water's fine.
00:24:28I've picked out our first movie.
00:24:30Star Wars 4.
00:24:32No, no, no, no.
00:24:34Star Wars 1.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37You ready?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Alright, let's do it.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:51I'll kill all of you.
00:25:02Alright.
00:25:04Awesome, awesome.
00:25:05That was amazing.
00:25:06Oh, yes.
00:25:08I love you, Janet.
00:25:10But I have to go.
00:25:12The gymnasts in the National Circus need my help to beat Russia,
00:25:15but I'll walk on the beach and count the grains of sand
00:25:18and remember the time we've spent.
00:25:24These movies are great.
00:25:26Why doesn't everybody watch these?
00:25:28Because of immersion.
00:25:30Once you could live out your fantasies in a virtual world,
00:25:32nobody wanted to watch movies anymore.
00:25:36But I still love them.
00:25:38Well, I'm definitely going to watch more.
00:25:40But I still feel like this is just killing time until we get to the station.
00:25:45Space travel is so boring.
00:25:48How can you stand all this waiting?
00:25:50Those thoughts are your first mistake.
00:25:52You're sitting around here waiting for some future activity.
00:25:55Most truckers are all about getting to the station,
00:25:57getting with their girlfriend, going drinking.
00:25:59I cannot live that way.
00:26:01I tried that on my first trip, and I almost went out of my mind.
00:26:05I was just about ready to quit trucking for good
00:26:07and go back to working a 9-to-5 job.
00:26:09I was sitting in the Titan Cafe at the bar debating what to do
00:26:12when in runs this wild-eyed guy chasing the waitress.
00:26:15He sat down next to me at the bar.
00:26:17He said his name was Tam, and he'd been a space trucker for 20 years.
00:26:20And not just the six-month runs to Titan,
00:26:22but the really long hauls that take years to complete,
00:26:25like the run out to Logan Station.
00:26:27You know, Logan's run.
00:26:29What?
00:26:31Never mind.
00:26:33At first, I thought he was a big nutball.
00:26:35And after talking with him, I realized he really was a big nutball.
00:26:38But I was amazed at how content and happy he was.
00:26:41I signed up on his next run as his crew,
00:26:43and he taught me the way of the Zen Space Trucker.
00:26:47The Zen Space Trucker?
00:26:49The Zen Space Trucker.
00:26:51He used to walk around naked. I hated that.
00:26:54And he was full of all this spiritual mumbo-jumbo that I mostly ignored.
00:26:58But I did learn the most important part of his teachings.
00:27:01Which is?
00:27:03There isn't anything to wait for.
00:27:05Your place is here.
00:27:07And the most important time is now.
00:27:10You remember those words, and you'll be happy.
00:27:13Or in our case, you won't go crazy.
00:27:19I hope you don't start walking around naked.
00:27:21No, no, no! I have a thong.
00:27:24What?
00:27:25I'm kidding.
00:27:27I'm kidding.
00:27:33You think you need to do certain things to be happy,
00:27:35and when you can't do them, you get bored.
00:27:37You spend all your time looking into the future,
00:27:39and you're not paying attention to what's right in front of you.
00:27:42What if you died tomorrow?
00:27:44Or right now?
00:27:47I could die right now.
00:27:49I wouldn't have any regrets.
00:27:51That's because I live every moment.
00:27:53Well, at this point,
00:27:55I'd do anything to make this trip go faster.
00:27:57Can you teach me this Zen space trucker philosophy?
00:28:01I ain't Cain the Wanderer, and this is not Kung Fu.
00:28:04Sorry, dude. I thought you wanted to teach me.
00:28:07I do!
00:28:09Who says that I don't?
00:28:12Great.
00:28:14When do we start?
00:28:16Training starts tomorrow.
00:28:18But for now, dinner.
00:28:20And pie.
00:28:26Be in the moment.
00:28:28Don't worry about the future.
00:28:30Put all your thoughts into what is happening right now.
00:28:42So you're always in the moment.
00:28:44Well, that's my goal.
00:28:46I mean, I do think of the past or future. I'm not perfect.
00:28:48And there are a lot of people who are not perfect.
00:28:50I'm not perfect.
00:28:52I'm not perfect.
00:28:54And there are practical considerations that require future thought.
00:28:58And if I'm stressed, I go to my happy place.
00:29:01And that's totally against the Zen trucker's code.
00:29:04Your happy place?
00:29:06Ah, my happy place.
00:29:08It calms me, and I can live in the moment better if I'm relaxed.
00:29:13What is your happy place?
00:29:16It's private.
00:29:18Try and hit me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:28Good!
00:29:29Now this is what it feels like when someone presses in on your elbow like this.
00:29:32This is how you break someone's arm.
00:29:34Now this is what it feels like when someone presses in on your elbow like this.
00:29:37This is how you break someone's arm.
00:30:04Yeah, my life's just a series of back roads and wormholes.
00:30:09This payload, it won't haul itself.
00:30:12That was cool.
00:30:15And all the stars are your eyes.
00:30:17And I swear that sometimes it's your voice in the sway.
00:30:24Well, I'm just supply lines and deadlines and too many memories of you.
00:30:35Well, it gets lonely out here in the void.
00:30:40Sense that space...
00:30:45Their limited programming just kept on cooking for too long.
00:30:53Yeah, my life's just a series of back roads and wormholes.
00:30:58This payload, it won't haul itself.
00:31:03What?
00:31:04And all the stars are your eyes.
00:31:06And I swear that sometimes it's your voice in the sway.
00:31:14Well, I'm just supply lines and deadlines and too many memories of you.
00:31:22Hey!
00:31:23Hey!
00:31:24What are you up to?
00:31:25I'm going swimming.
00:31:26We have a pool.
00:31:28Water storage tank B.
00:31:30Don't worry.
00:31:31It's filtered.
00:31:37Yeah, my life's just a series of back roads and wormholes.
00:31:42This payload, it won't haul itself.
00:31:47And all the stars are your eyes.
00:31:50And I swear that sometimes it's your voice in the sway.
00:31:58Well, I'm just supply lines and deadlines and too many memories of you.
00:32:16Hi, Bruce.
00:32:18You never got to rub lotion on me.
00:32:20Well, hello, hello, Katie.
00:32:23I'm sure I can find some lotion around here somewhere.
00:32:27Well, hurry up.
00:32:28This hallucination won't last long.
00:32:32Ow!
00:32:45Damn it!
00:32:46I'm going to kick your ass!
00:32:47Ow!
00:32:55Ow!
00:32:56Jesus!
00:32:57Ow!
00:32:58Hey, this is a method designed to get you in touch with the moment.
00:33:01Pretty good idea, huh?
00:33:06Were you thinking of anything else while I was hitting you?
00:33:09No.
00:33:10Well, great.
00:33:11Then it worked.
00:33:12Let's go have some pie.
00:33:14I can finish fixing your shuttle now.
00:33:18A few days ago, I figured out where that part goes.
00:33:20Great.
00:33:21Wait a minute.
00:33:22A few days ago?
00:33:24Why didn't we fix it then?
00:33:26Your training is too important.
00:33:28You're going to have to learn the ways of the Force if you're going to face Vader.
00:33:31What?
00:33:32Seriously, I have a full schedule.
00:33:35Your engines are back online.
00:33:37I was able to get them 50% functional with some of Nessie's spare parts.
00:33:41But for now, if we need to escape, we have a working escape pod.
00:33:44You don't have an escape pod?
00:33:46No.
00:33:50Test drive?
00:33:52Sure!
00:34:02My turn!
00:34:03Ah!
00:34:04Ha ha ha!
00:34:06Woo!
00:34:10Get ready!
00:34:22That was awesome!
00:34:29This means something.
00:34:34This is Nessie.
00:34:37This is Nessie.
00:34:39This is Daskall from Vessel 2-5-9.
00:34:41Nessie, record this.
00:34:42Look up the ship.
00:34:46Evacuating on course 3G-9.
00:34:49No, Jet, it's here.
00:34:52Oh, come on.
00:34:55Transmission recorded.
00:34:57The source is behind us and getting closer.
00:35:01Nessie, play that back.
00:35:04This is Daskall from Vessel 2-5-9.
00:35:07Look up the ship.
00:35:09What is that noise in the background?
00:35:11Evacuating on course 3G-9.
00:35:14No, Jet, it's here.
00:35:17Oh, come on.
00:35:19I'm gonna die.
00:35:21Yeeees.
00:35:24Let's not play that again.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28Okay.
00:35:32Yay! New friends!
00:35:35New friends! New friends! New friends!
00:35:37What?
00:35:40New friends!
00:35:51It's behind us about 5,000 miles and closing.
00:35:54We should be able to see it.
00:35:57There it is.
00:36:03Evil-looking sucker, isn't it?
00:36:09Nessie, shut that damn thing off!
00:36:13Bruce, it appears to be some kind of distress call.
00:36:16That is why it plays through the ship.
00:36:18This message is a newer one than the other messages,
00:36:21but according to the timestamp,
00:36:23these were recorded over ten years ago.
00:36:26Let's try and contact them.
00:36:28You actually want to contact the people that sent that scary message?
00:36:34We have to.
00:36:35If a ship receives a distress call, we're required to help by law.
00:36:46Vessel 2-5-9, this is the Vessel Nessus.
00:36:49Responding to your distress call.
00:36:51Do you read? Over.
00:36:57Vessel 2-5-9, are you in need of assistance? Over.
00:37:05What do you think it is?
00:37:07It could be a deep space freighter,
00:37:10running with no lights,
00:37:12not responding to radio,
00:37:14on a collision course.
00:37:16It could be pirates!
00:37:17What if it is pirates? What do we do?
00:37:21We die.
00:37:23We'll be vastly outnumbered and outgunned,
00:37:25considering I don't have any.
00:37:27They'll fillet us alive,
00:37:28and use our bodies as hood ornaments on the front of their ship.
00:37:31Shit!
00:37:32Nah, just kidding.
00:37:33They'll steal the cargo, they'll steal the ship,
00:37:35and they'll maroon us in your shuttle.
00:37:37That still sounds bad, especially way out here.
00:37:42Yeah, it does sound pretty bad.
00:37:44I don't think it's pirates.
00:37:46They tend to sneak up on you.
00:37:48That's reassuring.
00:37:49Nothing much to do now but wait.
00:37:52I still think it's new friends.
00:38:11Holy crap!
00:38:14Max, get up here and look at this!
00:38:19On my way.
00:38:31What the hell is that?
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:38It looks like a freighter, but it's much larger than usual.
00:38:41You know, sometimes ships go missing and no one knows why.
00:38:46Let's go check it out!
00:38:48Wait a minute.
00:38:50That sounds really dangerous.
00:38:52Why would we want to go over there and risk our lives?
00:38:55Salvage rights, dude!
00:38:57What about that scary message?
00:38:58Don't worry about it.
00:39:00Come on, it'll be fun!
00:39:19This thing's huge!
00:39:21You know, this could be a Class 5 freighter.
00:39:24They quit making them about 20 years ago.
00:39:48There's the port.
00:40:11Hey, the computer says it's 70 degrees
00:40:14and that the air is breathable on the other side of this hatch.
00:40:17We won't need those.
00:40:20Easier for us. Let's go.
00:40:22Oh, the gravity's going to shift at the top of the ladder, so be cautious.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:48Where were you?
00:40:49I had to pee.
00:40:51In the corner?
00:40:52Come on, let's go!
00:40:55Ew.
00:41:02Yeah, I figured we'd see some of these.
00:41:09I wouldn't do that.
00:41:18Ah!
00:41:21She's frozen!
00:41:28She was melting.
00:41:30I don't think it's been warm in here very long.
00:41:34Holy crap! It's huge!
00:41:36This must be the main cargo hold.
00:41:50What is this stuff?
00:41:52I have no idea.
00:41:54It looks like it's made of metal.
00:41:56I don't know what it's made of.
00:41:58It looks like it's made of metal.
00:42:00It looks like it's made of metal.
00:42:02I have no idea.
00:42:04It looks like a worthless piece of rock.
00:42:06Well, it can't be worthless.
00:42:08I'm going to grab some more!
00:42:11Where the hell are we now?
00:42:13I don't know.
00:42:14We should be getting close to the bridge.
00:42:20Don't worry, RJ-7. I'm tracking their progress.
00:42:24Bruce, come here and take a look at this.
00:42:27Found it!
00:42:29Ooh, more dead people.
00:42:41There must have been a fire.
00:42:43The smoke must have got in the air vents and killed them.
00:42:47Check this out! This is so cool!
00:42:50Anyway, there's got to be tons of cool salvage around here.
00:42:54Maybe I'll get myself a new mattress.
00:42:57Come on!
00:43:05I'm going to try to extract the memory from this computer.
00:43:08Maybe the ship's log can tell us what happened.
00:43:11Sounds good to me.
00:43:19You know, these bodies are giving me the creeps.
00:43:21I'm going to go look for some cool stuff to salvage.
00:43:24Back in a bit! See ya!
00:43:26Bruce, don't go too far.
00:43:30Gonna get me some stuff to salvage.
00:43:52Hmm.
00:43:56Hmm.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:32Is anybody over there?
00:44:38Bruce!
00:44:39Help!
00:44:40Help!
00:44:48Hey!
00:44:49Hey, Bruce!
00:44:51What the heck was that thing?
00:44:53Ship's robot. A P-13.
00:44:56It's a shame I killed it. Those things are expensive.
00:44:59I'm still taking it, though!
00:45:02Why did it attack me?
00:45:04I don't know. Did it say anything?
00:45:06It sounded like it said, get out.
00:45:09Well, it could be protecting the ship or warning us.
00:45:12But there's nothing around here.
00:45:13There's just a bunch of dead people in that blinking light.
00:45:17Oh, shit!
00:45:18Time to go.
00:45:20Wait.
00:45:21What? What are you doing?
00:45:23I gotta get my stuff.
00:45:25These things are awesome.
00:45:26I ran out of them three months ago.
00:45:30Oh, God! Robo people, God!
00:45:32Let's go!
00:45:33Go, go!
00:45:34I don't know!
00:45:35I don't know!
00:45:36I don't know!
00:45:37I don't know!
00:45:38I don't know!
00:45:39I don't know!
00:45:40I don't know!
00:45:41I don't know!
00:45:42I don't know!
00:45:43I don't know!
00:45:44I don't know!
00:45:45I don't know!
00:45:46I don't know!
00:46:01Ow.
00:46:02Ow.
00:46:03Ow.
00:46:06Ahh!
00:46:09Don't mind her. I rescued her.
00:46:11She's dead.
00:46:12She's only mostly dead.
00:46:14I get lonely.
00:46:15Lonely?
00:46:16Instead of talking about my love life, can we please get the heck outta here?
00:46:19Oh, right, right, right!
00:46:20Let's go!
00:46:21Let's go!
00:46:22Faster!
00:46:23Faster!
00:46:24Oh no!
00:46:25Ah!
00:46:26Ah!
00:46:27I think we're stuck!
00:46:28I think we're stuck!
00:46:29I think we're stuck!
00:46:30Ah!
00:46:31Ah!
00:46:32Ah!
00:46:33Ah!
00:46:34Ah!
00:46:35Ah!
00:46:36Ah!
00:46:37Ah!
00:46:38Ah!
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:41Ah!
00:46:42Ah!
00:46:43Ah!
00:46:44Ah!
00:46:45We're stuck!
00:46:46Hype!
00:46:47Hype!
00:46:48Hype!
00:46:49Hype!
00:46:50Hype!
00:46:51Hype!
00:46:52Hype!
00:46:53Hype!
00:46:54Oh, hi Katie!
00:46:55Hi, Brooke!
00:46:56Oh, hi, Katie.
00:46:58Hi, Bruce.
00:47:19Bruce, increase the power to the inertial dampeners.
00:47:24What?
00:47:25Increase the power to the inertial dampers.
00:47:28Bruce, are you listening to me?
00:47:31Bruce, increase the power to the inertial dampers.
00:47:34Bruce, what are you doing? Snap out of it.
00:47:37Oh, right.
00:47:43We're free. Oh, thank God.
00:47:45Oh, thank God.
00:47:55Nancy, get us out of here. Full speed.
00:48:00Full thrust engaged.
00:48:06Bruce!
00:48:16Nancy, how do I make the ship go faster?
00:48:19If you make the ship lighter, then we can make the minimum safe distance.
00:48:23Cargo can be dumped. Water or fuel or the shuttle.
00:48:33You're in my chair.
00:48:41Where were you?
00:48:43I was taking care of my new woman. I've got to keep her in the fridge or she'll thaw out.
00:48:47We have less than three minutes until this thing blows up.
00:48:50When it does, we don't want to be within 100 miles of it.
00:48:53We've got to lighten the ship.
00:48:55So I heard. Let's dump the shuttle.
00:48:57No, my stuff's in there. And it's a rental.
00:49:00Hey, let's dump the hog fat instead.
00:49:02No, nobody touches my hog fat. I'm dumping it.
00:49:05I'm dumping the hog fat.
00:49:06Valve opening.
00:49:09God dammit, you just dumped ten grand worth of hog fat.
00:49:13Sorry, I'm trying to save our lives.
00:49:21Faster.
00:49:24Faster.
00:49:26Faster.
00:49:38We made it.
00:49:41No more ghost ships.
00:49:49When we were in the shuttle, why didn't you answer me?
00:49:53Well, I went to my happy place.
00:49:55Your happy place almost got us killed.
00:49:57For somebody who's talking about living in the moment, you sure don't practice what you preach.
00:50:02I had a moment, okay?
00:50:05God.
00:50:19Damn.
00:50:20What?
00:50:21We're still losing hog fat.
00:50:23The valve's broken.
00:50:25Somebody's gonna have to go out and fix it.
00:50:28Oh no. I can't go out there.
00:50:30You go.
00:50:31If I go, who will pilot the ship?
00:50:33I don't suppose you know how to fly an SP-350 with a back-burning retro-igniter?
00:50:38Doesn't this thing pretty much fly itself?
00:50:41What if something were to happen?
00:50:43A trucker never leaves his ship.
00:50:45And never lets hitchhikers drive.
00:50:48Whatever.
00:50:50Help me get suited up.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:09The main valve is on the back of the tank.
00:51:23You're doing fine.
00:51:25Just a bit further.
00:51:34I think I can see what's wrong.
00:51:38There's a bone stuck in there.
00:51:44It's stuck pretty good.
00:51:48Mannix, before I forget, don't pull the bone out until you've tied on.
00:51:54Too late.
00:51:57Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
00:52:23Oh shit.
00:52:41Wow.
00:52:47There's a lot of stars out here.
00:52:50It's amazing.
00:52:54Bruce, I'm glad I met you.
00:52:57I know I'm going to die, but I don't feel afraid.
00:53:01It's so beautiful out here.
00:53:05Well, I'm glad I met you too.
00:53:07But you're not going to die.
00:53:09Look beside you.
00:53:16It really is a robot.
00:53:18Hi, RJ-7.
00:53:24Oh shit.
00:53:40Bruce, there's something wrong with RJ-7.
00:53:42It's broken.
00:53:45God damn it.
00:53:50Not again. Not on Jimmy.
00:53:54God damn it.
00:54:01Oh, this is a bad idea.
00:54:08Nessie, open the door so I can intercept Mannix.
00:54:11And then reel us in real fast.
00:54:14Mannix.
00:54:16When you see me, I may not be conscious.
00:54:18What?
00:54:19Grab me and latch on.
00:54:21All right.
00:54:24Bruce, are you sure you want to do this?
00:54:27There's a very good chance you will die.
00:54:30If I don't do this, Max will die.
00:54:33Confirmed. Door will open in five.
00:54:36Exhale.
00:54:37Exhale.
00:54:38Exhale.
00:54:39Exhale.
00:54:46Oh my god.
00:54:48He's crazy.
00:54:51Oh my god.
00:55:21Oh my god.
00:55:27Breathe.
00:55:43How's that for being in the moment?
00:55:47On my last run, there was a bad heater in the hog fat tank.
00:55:51My co-pilot Jimmy went out to fix it.
00:55:54He was hit by a meteor.
00:55:58I couldn't get to him in time.
00:56:02Since then, I've been afraid to go outside.
00:56:06But I couldn't let it happen again.
00:56:10Saved your ass.
00:56:16Exhale.
00:56:22Thanks for saving my life.
00:56:24Friends don't let friends die.
00:56:26It's against the space trucker code.
00:56:28This job is really tough.
00:56:30Let's space travel for you.
00:56:32Long periods of boredom followed by moments of life-threatening terror.
00:56:38But the cargo's safe. We're safe.
00:56:41And I got a new woman.
00:56:43Let's celebrate.
00:56:45Maybe the mostly meat.
00:56:56You want some?
00:56:58Remember, taste isn't everything.
00:57:02No?
00:57:04You can have them. Suit yourself.
00:57:10What was that cargo?
00:57:12I don't know.
00:57:16Maybe my frozen woman will have some answers.
00:57:24Hey.
00:57:25Hey.
00:57:26I baked you some cookies.
00:57:27Yummy, thanks.
00:57:29Mmm.
00:57:32So, any luck deciphering that Freider's data log thing?
00:57:36Not really.
00:57:37I really wanted to find out why that ship chose to blow up the minute that we boarded it.
00:57:42I mean, it was out there for like ten years.
00:57:45Nessie said the reactor was going critical, and it had been for at least two weeks.
00:57:49We went through a storm of micrometeorites two weeks ago.
00:57:52I'll bet it got hit.
00:57:54The cooling system got damaged, causing the reactor to go critical.
00:57:57It heated up the rest of the ship, thawing out the bodies.
00:58:01Then the power surges from that caused the transmitter to activate, sending the distress call.
00:58:05Mystery solved.
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:08But you know, there's one more mystery, and she's sitting in my freezer.
00:58:12And I'd really like to, uh, check her out.
00:58:17Check her out?
00:58:19I meant revive.
00:58:20Um, yeah, that's what I meant.
00:58:22I meant revive.
00:58:23Um, not check her out.
00:58:24I meant, you know, not like, uh, boobs or anything.
00:58:28No, that's not what I meant.
00:58:29I meant check her out, like revive her.
00:58:31Make sure she's okay.
00:58:32That's what I meant.
00:58:33Um, let's go.
00:58:38What's that?
00:58:39That?
00:58:40That's Dorothy.
00:58:41What's Dorothy?
00:58:42Dorothy's my custom-made resuscitation chamber.
00:58:44Oh.
00:58:48So we pop her into this thing, and it should fix her right up, assuming she's not too far gone.
00:58:52Temperature, negative ten degrees Celsius.
00:58:55Blood saturated with nanoprotectors.
00:58:58Oh, that's good.
00:59:00She won't have as much damage.
00:59:02Mental degeneration level, thirty-four percent.
00:59:05Oh, that's not so good.
00:59:07She may be a little off when we repair her.
00:59:09So, what does that mean?
00:59:11Uh, we'll just have to wait and see.
00:59:14You know, I wonder who she is.
00:59:39I wonder if she knows what that cargo was, or what happened to the ship.
00:59:44Anyway, I gotta use the can.
00:59:55Restoration complete.
01:00:09Want some pie?
01:00:11She's awake!
01:00:12Welcome aboard!
01:00:13This fine ship is the Nessus, and I'm Bruce.
01:00:16And I'm Max.
01:00:17Uh, let's see how you thought out.
01:00:32Well, she seems healthy. Your vitals check out.
01:00:36Do you speak English? Do you know your name?
01:00:39What? Dead. Dead.
01:00:44Oh, yeah. The manual said something about this.
01:00:47You should get your voice back any time.
01:00:49You were, uh, dead, after all.
01:00:57I'll just take that.
01:01:09Where's my pie?
01:01:19You're crazy.
01:01:21Teach you a song about paper towels, then we get down to business.
01:01:39Tacos.
01:01:41What?
01:01:43Tacos are good!
01:01:45Are you hungry?
01:01:47Are you?
01:01:49No, I just ate.
01:01:51Great! She's talking!
01:01:53What's your name, darling?
01:01:55Don't know. Can't remember.
01:01:57Well, what do you want to be called?
01:01:59I don't know.
01:02:01What's your name, darling?
01:02:03I don't know. Can't remember.
01:02:06Well, what do you want to be called?
01:02:08Called?
01:02:12Taco?
01:02:15Yeah! Let's call her Taco.
01:02:17Or how about Jane, as in Jane Doe?
01:02:19Jane Doe! Yeah, call me Jane Doe!
01:02:23I like Taco better.
01:02:25I don't get it.
01:02:27She checks out okay.
01:02:29Except for some minor memory loss.
01:02:31Well, what's wrong with her, then?
01:02:33I don't know. Maybe she was always like this.
01:02:35There's no way for us to know.
01:02:37Bruce is my hero!
01:02:39Yes, he is!
01:02:41Well, she likes you. That's good.
01:02:43And it's not like you're the picture-perfect model of sanity, either.
01:02:46I don't get it.
01:02:48She checks out okay.
01:02:50Except for some minor memory loss.
01:02:52Well, what's wrong with her, then?
01:02:54And it's not like you're the picture-perfect model of sanity, either.
01:02:56Paper towel song!
01:02:58Paper towel song!
01:03:00Paper towel song!
01:03:02At least she's not boring.
01:03:12Where are you, rubber ducky?
01:03:14Oh, there you are!
01:03:24Where are you?
01:03:26I don't know if you can tell, but I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:33I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:35I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:37I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:39I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:41I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:43I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:45I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:47I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:49I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:51I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:53I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:55I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:57I'm really excited to try this out.
01:03:59I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:01I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:03I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:05I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:07I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:09I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:11I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:13I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:15I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:17I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:19I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:21I'm really excited to try this out.
01:04:23Yay!
01:04:25Shake can.
01:04:27Put in hole.
01:04:31Cover with tape.
01:04:41Hull repressurizing.
01:04:43Hull repressurizing.
01:04:47We're not going to die.
01:04:53Slash fun time.
01:04:57So when we get to the station,
01:04:59are you going to file a report about that freighter?
01:05:01What's your plan?
01:05:03Ain't got no plan.
01:05:05In the moment, remember?
01:05:07Well, I'll continue to research the logs.
01:05:09Maybe there'll be some useful information in there.
01:05:11When we get to the station,
01:05:13I'll ask around.
01:05:15See if anybody knows anything about a missing freighter.
01:05:17See if anybody knows anything about a missing freighter.
01:05:19I think we should keep our mouths shut until we learn more.
01:05:21If something that large goes missing,
01:05:23and it does make the news,
01:05:25they were probably up to something illegal.
01:05:27Okay.
01:05:29So, who do you suppose Jane Doe really is?
01:05:31So, who do you suppose Jane Doe really is?
01:05:33Don't know.
01:05:35She sure is odd.
01:05:37Why would anybody bring somebody like that
01:05:39on a deep space mission?
01:05:41Maybe she's a savant.
01:05:43Or, maybe she's got
01:05:45secret government information
01:05:47locked up in her head
01:05:49that's released if you say a certain code word.
01:05:51Undoubtedly.
01:05:53So, are you two hitting it off?
01:05:55Not really. I don't think I'm into her.
01:05:57What do you mean? She's crazy.
01:05:59Shut up.
01:06:01Can you be choosy?
01:06:03It's not like there's a ton of women out here.
01:06:05I only need one.
01:06:07You're thinking of somebody, aren't you?
01:06:09Katie.
01:06:11So, who's Katie?
01:06:13She works at the Titan Station.
01:06:15We really hit it off.
01:06:17The last time I saw her,
01:06:19she's dating a methane miner.
01:06:21That guy smelled awful.
01:06:25What about you?
01:06:27I plan to hook up when we get to the station.
01:06:29I've heard it's full of single hotties.
01:06:31Single hotties?
01:06:33There are no single hotties.
01:06:35It's full of sweaty miners.
01:06:37There's hardly any single girls there
01:06:39except the miner's teenage daughters.
01:06:41Crap.
01:06:43And I don't recommend the miner's daughters.
01:06:45There's tons of problems that come with that, believe me.
01:06:47Why do you think I practice karate?
01:06:49The ad for the Titan Station
01:06:51said there were tons of hot single women.
01:06:53It gets the miners there.
01:06:55It's better than saying,
01:06:57Come to the Titan Station for all the sweaty guys.
01:06:59That would attract an entirely different group of people.
01:07:01So the station has a lot of
01:07:03angry single miners.
01:07:05Once again, karate is a useful skill.
01:07:15Oh, what's this?
01:07:17She found the scissors.
01:07:19I thought I told you to hide all the sharp objects.
01:07:21I did.
01:07:27I wonder what she looks like.
01:07:29We may have to space her.
01:07:31What?
01:07:33What?
01:07:37I'm making a cube.
01:07:39Me too.
01:07:41Me too.
01:07:43Uh-huh.
01:07:55Breaking thrusters engaged.
01:07:57Oh, your guy fell down.
01:07:59Don't touch him!
01:08:05Sorry.
01:08:11Oh, no.
01:08:13Error in fuel calculation.
01:08:17I have a little bit of bad news.
01:08:21The escape burn from the Freighter
01:08:23used up most of our breaking fuel.
01:08:25And we won't have enough to go into orbit.
01:08:27Oh, shit!
01:08:29We're all going to die?
01:08:31No, no.
01:08:33We're most likely not going to die.
01:08:35I have a plan.
01:08:37We'll dive into Saturn's atmosphere
01:08:39and use it as a brake to slow us down.
01:08:41Then we'll pop into orbit around Titan.
01:08:43Or we'll burn up.
01:08:47We're going to die horribly.
01:08:49I get the last piece of pie.
01:08:55I really wish she'd stop talking about dying.
01:08:57Is this as serious as it sounds?
01:09:01We've got nothing to worry about.
01:09:03People do this all the time.
01:09:05And survive?
01:09:07Well, I know of one.
01:09:09Don't worry.
01:09:11I'm almost positive we'll make it.
01:09:13You should learn to do like Jane Doe
01:09:15and live in the moment.
01:09:17I get yesterday's Meelo.
01:09:23Hey.
01:09:37Hey.
01:09:47Adjusting for atmospheric entry.
01:09:55We're going to die.
01:10:07We're going to die.
01:10:09Port fusion plant failure.
01:10:17Starboard engine starts starting to buckle.
01:10:19How can you drink at a time like this?
01:10:23This is the perfect time to drink.
01:10:25Water storage tank A ruptured.
01:10:33I need some cup holders, you guys.
01:10:37Fire!
01:10:39Fire!
01:10:41Fire!
01:10:43Fire!
01:10:45Fire!
01:10:47Fire!
01:10:55I'm trapped.
01:11:01Thank god.
01:11:03I didn't think we were going to make it.
01:11:05Well, it looks like we're coming up on Titan Station.
01:11:08Oh, there it is.
01:11:11Titan Station, Vessel Nessus on approach pattern Delta 7.
01:11:19Uh-oh.
01:11:20What?
01:11:21We didn't slow down enough to dock.
01:11:23Oh, no. What are we going to do, smash into the station?
01:11:27That's a good idea.
01:11:28What?
01:11:29You see that antenna array?
01:11:31Uh-huh.
01:11:32I think that will slow us down just enough.
01:11:35Uh-huh.
01:11:49Vessel Nessus, you're coming in too fast. Fire your braking thrusters.
01:11:54Hi, Daddy. Here's your lunch.
01:11:56Jenny, thanks.
01:11:58Mmm, smells delicious.
01:12:00Well, hold on. Here goes.
01:12:06No!
01:12:29No!
01:12:31Whoo!
01:12:33We made it!
01:12:35Yay!
01:12:40Hi, Bruce.
01:12:48Ooh.
01:12:50He doesn't look very happy.
01:12:52Vessel Nessus, please bring your license and proof of insurance upon disembarking.
01:12:59Oops.
01:13:01Oops.
01:13:05Cut it out.
01:13:18Welcome to Titan Station.
01:13:20You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
01:13:24Oh, wait a minute. That's from Star Wars, from that movie, right?
01:13:27What?
01:13:29Anyway, Jane Docher took off fast. Do you think we should go look for her?
01:13:34She knows where we parked.
01:13:38You haven't called me in six months.
01:13:40Radio's broken, baby. I was going to call you as soon as I found a phone.
01:13:43That sounds like an excuse.
01:13:45Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:13:51I never want to see you again.
01:13:53Well, I'm back now. Do you want to go out tonight?
01:13:57Ugh!
01:14:00You don't listen, do you?
01:14:02No, not really. I've got to go see a guy about a thing.
01:14:06Meet you at Titan Cafe in half an hour?
01:14:08Okay.
01:14:21Hey, there you are. I'm glad you found the place.
01:14:23They have really good food here.
01:14:25Great, because I'm starving.
01:14:32You know, I think I'll have the big breakfast. I haven't had bacon in so long.
01:14:36You have no idea.
01:14:38Hi, Brooke!
01:14:39Hey!
01:14:41It's great to see you.
01:14:42You too.
01:14:43It feels like it's been so long. Are you in town for a while?
01:14:46Yeah, I'm here about a month. I have some ship repairs to make.
01:14:49We should get together before you leave.
01:14:50Yeah, I'd love to.
01:14:51So, do you want the usual?
01:14:53Yeah, that sounds good, Katie.
01:14:55And what would you like?
01:14:56How about the big breakfast and some orange juice, please?
01:14:58Alright, that'll be right out.
01:15:00So good to see you.
01:15:04Hey, that's that girl you told me about. You should go for it.
01:15:09The time has never been right between us.
01:15:11Either she's got a boyfriend, or I've got a girlfriend, or I'm a million miles away.
01:15:15It sounds like you're thinking of the past and not the present.
01:15:18You're here. She's here. You should do something.
01:15:23Who's the guru here?
01:15:25Okay, don't worry about it. I've got a plan. I'm working up to it.
01:15:33What's that?
01:15:34This is Eric.
01:15:35What's Eric?
01:15:36Eric's my new trilateral mineral analyzer.
01:15:39I want to see what kind of cargo that freighter was hauling.
01:15:42Hey, can you plug this in?
01:15:43Sure.
01:15:53Thanks.
01:15:54Oops, I forgot to take those minions.
01:15:59Eric will have the results in a few minutes.
01:16:22Ha ha! Having her on the station end brought in tons of business.
01:16:39Thank you, darling.
01:16:42I thought you'd like her.
01:16:49It looks like some kind of carbon.
01:16:53Nothing like a real breakfast.
01:16:56Yep, a hundred percent refined hog fat.
01:16:59Hog fat?
01:17:01Yeah, it turns out that hog fat can be made into almost anything.
01:17:04Pretty cool, huh? It tastes just like the real thing.
01:17:07But it isn't.
01:17:09You need to focus on what's in front of you. On the here and now. So eat up.
01:17:15Analysis complete. Ninety-eight percent carbonado.
01:17:19Carbonado?
01:17:21That cargo was amorphous diamonds. That's worth a fortune.
01:17:24And there was a ton of it on that ship, too.
01:17:27And it was blown up.
01:17:29We don't even know where they found it.
01:17:32Actually, I think I do know.
01:17:34When I was looking at the ship's log, they kept mentioning an asteroid named 5145 Pholus.
01:17:39When I was looking at the ship's log, they kept mentioning an asteroid named 5145 Pholus.
01:17:44I looked it up, and it orbits a little ways past Neptune.
01:17:47Yahoo! We're gonna be rich.
01:17:50All we have to do is go out and get it.
01:17:52But it took you six months to go from Earth to the Titan Station.
01:17:57Won't it take years to go that far?
01:17:59Not if I soup up the engines.
01:18:01We sell this rock, we combine it with the hog fat money, and I can do that.
01:18:05You're coming with me, right?
01:18:07I don't know. That's a long time to be cooped up in that small ship.
01:18:11But I need your help. This is a complicated mission.
01:18:14You can't bail on me now when things are going so well.
01:18:17Besides, we're becoming friends, right?
01:18:19Well, yes.
01:18:22But I don't like that life-threatening terror stuff.
01:18:25And this trip sounds even more dangerous than before.
01:18:28Ah, come on! If we fix up the ship, we stock up on supplies, we can get by some cases of beer, it'll be great!
01:18:36Well, I can't let you get rich by yourself.
01:18:40And I am unemployed.
01:18:43I'm in.
01:18:44All righty then!
01:18:46You think Jane Doe will want to go?
01:18:49Hard to say.
01:18:51I'm surprised we couldn't find out anything about her or that ship on the net.
01:18:55Isn't that strange?
01:18:57Maybe you typed something in wrong.
01:18:59I don't know. But we need crew.
01:19:01And what's the worst that could happen?
01:19:06I have a couple of requests.
01:19:09Let's fix that long-range receiver and that meteor shield.
01:19:13Good idea.
01:19:15Any idea how long it'll take?
01:19:17It'll take at least six months to get out there.
01:19:19But I've done worse.
01:19:21She'll make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
01:19:24What?
01:19:25What?
01:19:26Never mind.
01:19:27We'll eat up. We've got a lot of work to do.
01:19:36We need to sell this as soon as we can.
01:19:42What the hell?
01:19:43Hold this.
01:20:05Hey. What are you doing here?
01:20:23First Mate Katie reporting for duty.
01:20:25Hey, baby.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:28I hired your crew so we wouldn't have to spend so much time apart.
01:20:31Well, great.
01:20:33Welcome aboard.
01:20:34There's going to be a lot of work to do once we get out there.
01:20:36The mining unit's automated.
01:20:37Damn it, RJ-7. Damn.
01:20:38We still need a lot of help.
01:20:40You want to die like the rest of us?
01:20:42No. No.
01:20:44I'm totally sure that we'll be mostly safe.
01:20:46Mostly?
01:20:47Mostly.
01:20:49Mostly.
01:20:51Katie, let me show you the ship.
01:20:53We'll start with the pool.
01:20:54We have a pool?
01:20:55Yeah, it's great. Come on.
01:20:58We're all going to die.
01:21:12Well, let's get this show on the road.
01:21:15Airlock.
01:21:17Sealed and retracted.
01:21:19Shore power and fuel line.
01:21:21Disconnected.
01:21:24Disconnected.
01:21:27Fuel tanks.
01:21:28Topped off and pressurized.
01:21:30Fusion reactors.
01:21:32Um...
01:21:34Fusioning?
01:21:36Docking clamps.
01:21:38Retracted.
01:21:40Excellent.
01:21:42Titan Station, vessel Nessus ready for departure.
01:21:45Nessus, you're clear for departure.
01:21:48Roger, Titan Station.
01:21:50And try not to destroy the station when you return.
01:21:54No promises.
01:22:14Vessel Nessus is clear of Titan Station.
01:22:17Proceed on present course to avoid incoming traffic.
01:22:21Hey Bruce, honey. How's the hog fat biz?
01:22:24Can't believe you're still using that piece of crap ship.
01:22:27What does that do?
01:22:30Sewage dump in process.
01:22:33No! Press the import button!
01:22:41Ah! Bruce! What the hell?
01:22:44Uh, sorry guys. Minor technical malfunction over here.
01:22:48What the hell are you doing, you bastard?
01:22:50Technical malfunction my ass.
01:22:53I'm contacting the port authorities.
01:22:55How long have you been with Katie?
01:22:58We go way back.
01:23:01Do you like cocoa beans?
01:23:03I love cocoa beans.
01:23:06Beans.
01:23:15Hey, who barfed in the Mostly Meat?
01:23:17I did, like two months ago.
01:23:19Oh, I guess I'll just have to eat around it.
01:23:21Bruce, wait. I bought new boxes.
01:23:23Ew!
01:23:45Well, I've got light years to go now
01:23:51And it's all pirate space
01:23:56Keeping my head down keeps me from remembering your face
01:24:05Well, I've got days full of water and hog fat
01:24:11They say they make the verse go round
01:24:14I always thought that was love
01:24:17But then our ship hit the ground
01:24:23Yeah, my life's just a series of back roads and wormholes
01:24:28This payload, it won't haul itself
01:24:33And all the stars are your eyes
01:24:36And I swear that sometimes it's your voice in the squelch
01:24:43Well, I'm just supply lines and deadlines
01:24:47And too many memories of you
01:24:54Well, it gets lonely out here in the void
01:24:59Since I spaced my robot crew
01:25:04Their limited programming just kept on cooking for two
01:25:12Yeah, my life's just a series of back roads and wormholes
01:25:17This payload, it won't haul itself
01:25:22And all the stars are your eyes
01:25:25And I swear that sometimes it's your voice in the squelch
01:25:33Well, I'm just supply lines and deadlines
01:25:37And too many memories of you
01:25:57Yeah, my life's just a series of back roads and wormholes
01:26:02This payload, it won't haul itself
01:26:07And all the stars are your eyes
01:26:10And I swear that sometimes it's your voice in the squelch
01:26:17Well, I'm just supply lines and deadlines
01:26:21And too many memories of you