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00:00In a secluded estate in the British countryside, eight flags will face the naughtiest challenge
00:13of their lives, a series of sexy events to prove once and for all who deserves to carry
00:21on the Cock Destroyer legacy.
00:24But before they arrive, Rebecca Moore and Matthew Camp are about to reunite for the
00:28first time since season one.
00:59This is the first time I've seen, talked, or had any sort of conversation with Rebecca
01:04since season one of Slag Wars.
01:06Oh gosh, where do I start?
01:08The last time I saw you was in this house.
01:10That's right.
01:11And I don't know if I can do this.
01:14I'm a little in my head right now.
01:15I mean, am I going to have the fortitude that the slag's going to be expecting to make the
01:20decisions alone?
01:22We should just continue, you know?
01:26I'm here to make sure Rebecca has all of the support she needs.
01:29I've brought some help from the United States, and you're going to love them.
01:34Oh, wait till you see.
01:36I really want to make sure that Rebecca feels supported, but I don't know if I can do it
01:40all by myself.
01:41Matt's got a guest.
01:42Who's he got?
01:43Here we go.
01:44Fantasia?
01:45Wow, I am such a huge fan.
01:46I can't wait to get to know her.
01:54My name is Fantasia Royale Gaga.
01:56I'm your season one winner of Hot House.
01:59Fantasia!
02:00And if it wasn't for Slag Wars, there wouldn't be no Hot House, honey.
02:07It's so nice to finally meet you.
02:08I'm sitting here on Hot House.
02:09Yes!
02:10It's a dream.
02:11Oh my gosh, how are you?
02:12You can help me.
02:13Come sit down.
02:14Yes, I'm going to help you.
02:15I'm here to help, babe.
02:16I'm here to save the world.
02:20I am so happy to be here in London with Rebecca and Matt.
02:23This is going to be such an amazing season.
02:25I know all about them.
02:26I'm a big, big juicy fan.
02:28Oh my gosh, same.
02:29Same.
02:30She's a fan of Fanny.
02:31I'm so happy to finally meet you in person.
02:33I love Rebecca Moore.
02:34She is such an inspiration.
02:36Now I'm going to need every bit of help.
02:39I need you both to help me keep an eye on these slags.
02:42We know how unruly they can get.
02:43I need you to be in there finding out all the juicy goss, because they're going to be
02:48on their best behavior around me, and so I want to find the top slag.
02:52Matt and Fanny are going to be my help.
02:54Matt is a porn star.
02:56He knows everything about sex, porn, and being a hot slag.
03:00Fantasia embodies a pop destroyer.
03:03I cannot wait to have her by my side.
03:06I think the slags are coming.
03:07You must go and get them.
03:08I'm so excited to see them.
03:10Please go and bring them to me.
03:12I can't wait to meet them.
03:13I'm going to be here waiting for them.
03:15Yeah, yeah.
03:16Let's go get a bag.
03:17Let's go get a bag.
03:22Shit.
03:23I've got to pull myself together.
03:25I've got to embody Mistress Moore before I see the slags.
03:29Oh, God.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39Wow.
03:41I'm Sabrina.
03:42I'm the first one in this house.
03:44I'm from the UK, Brighton.
03:47Gay capital, not the real capital.
03:49I'm alone.
03:50Where are the other slags?
03:52I've done the full spectrum of sex work.
03:55Domming, camming, the occasional strip club gig.
03:58Can you fucking believe we're doing this?
04:00This is Slag Wars 2.
04:02The house is fucking huge.
04:04Probably the biggest house I've ever been in.
04:06Nah, shit, it's a lie.
04:07It's a lie.
04:10Holy fucking shit.
04:12My name is JV Marks.
04:14I'm from sunny Los Angeles, California.
04:16I'm an actor.
04:18I am a writer.
04:20I am a penis masturbator.
04:22Tilda Swinton introduces herself the same way.
04:25I do a lot of solo male stuff.
04:26And now it's a full-time job.
04:28Hi.
04:29Hey, what's up?
04:30Good, JV, nice to meet you.
04:31Nice to meet you.
04:32I'm Sabrina.
04:33Oh, my God, it's giving, like, cat girl.
04:34Yeah, meow.
04:35Bark, bark, bark.
04:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:37The cat boy in me was, like, jumping up and down.
04:40All this for little old me?
04:42Hey, bitches.
04:43I'm Mama Mamba.
04:44I'm from Birmingham.
04:45Well, not originally, but I live there.
04:47I am a ballester former.
04:48I do more, like, alternative ballet,
04:50so I have lots of, like, tricks up my sleeve.
04:52You look sexy.
04:53Thank you, so do you.
04:55What's your name?
04:56Mama Mamba.
04:57Mama Mamba?
04:58Yes, like the snake.
04:59Oh.
05:00Why cook when you can eat it raw?
05:02My name is Braxton.
05:03I'm an Aussie living in Montreal.
05:05I'm a porn star, and I love to have fun.
05:07When you go to see my spicy content,
05:09you can expect to see a variety of my taste.
05:11You've got twinks.
05:12You've got daddies.
05:13You've got muscle boys.
05:15We're all having fun.
05:16I hope you're naked under there.
05:17Ass out.
05:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:19Oh, yeah, I just want to put my face in it.
05:22I'm so excited to be here.
05:24I just can't wait to get this journey started.
05:27Is that what we're eating?
05:28Underneath here.
05:29Oh, I thought it was the other side.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Oh, wow.
05:33Oh, my God, I can't wait to take nudes in here.
05:36My name is Coco.
05:37I'm from Birmingham, but I live in the UK.
05:41Live in the UK?
05:42I'm a dumb bitch.
05:43I live in London.
05:44I live in London now.
05:45You will find me anywhere in between a burlesque show
05:48to beating your dad for money.
05:52Maybe your mum.
05:53I don't know.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:55Oh, my God.
05:56That's my best friend.
05:57I cannot fucking believe it.
05:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
05:59I'm fucking Coco here as well.
06:00Like, I literally cannot live without that bitch.
06:01And the fact that she's here with me as well, like, I'm obsessed.
06:02How are we keeping this from each other?
06:03That's my bestie.
06:04I'm Coco.
06:05I'm Coco.
06:06I'm Coco.
06:07I'm Coco.
06:08I'm Coco.
06:09I'm Coco.
06:10I'm Coco.
06:11I'm Coco.
06:12I'm Coco.
06:13I'm Coco.
06:14I'm Coco.
06:15I love your hair.
06:16That's my wife.
06:17Yeah.
06:18We've been together for a very long time.
06:19A very long time.
06:20I mean, yeah, naked always.
06:21Besties always.
06:22We met in uni, and now we get to do SlagForce, season two, together.
06:26Like, that's insane.
06:27Woo!
06:28Yeah.
06:29As Besties do.
06:30Oh.
06:31Wow.
06:32Alien queens.
06:33Hello.
06:34My name is Freyah.
06:35I am from London.
06:36I identify as an alien because I'm autistic.
06:42my mind operates very different from other people.
06:45So surreal, walking into the Slag House
06:48and greeting everybody, having seen the first season,
06:52then I'm just suddenly there, it was just insane.
06:55Freya, where'd you get her from?
06:56She's out of this world.
06:58Oh my gosh, she looks gorgeous.
07:00Alien queen.
07:01Yeah, you're out of this world.
07:02Oh my God, this is Levi's.
07:03Too natural.
07:04Yeah.
07:06Everyone here was just so hot
07:08and I could just like feel the talent
07:10like emerging from them.
07:11I thought talent was emerging out of me once,
07:13but it was just the worst case of giardia
07:15the doctor had ever seen.
07:19Holy fuck.
07:20Hey.
07:22Wow.
07:24Hi, I'm Damien Lenore
07:25and I am a burlesque performer from South Florida.
07:29I do classic and neo burlesque
07:32and I also do fire performance, fire eating.
07:36He's squeezing next to me.
07:37Nice to meet you.
07:39Oh, you know in Britain they call that a faggot, I believe.
07:42Fags.
07:43Yeah, yeah.
07:44I love that.
07:45In the UK, cigarettes are called fags.
07:48I guess kind of on brand for me.
07:52Wow, my new slutty home.
07:55They save the best for last.
07:56I'm Hot Boy Yobi, you can just call me Oscar.
07:58I'm from Australia, but I live in London now.
08:00I'm a model, I do porn, I do a whole bunch of sex work.
08:03All of the things I do revolve around art
08:05and trans masculinity at the front.
08:07How the bloody hell are you?
08:09I hope he's T for T and into loud chicks.
08:12Hi, Oscar.
08:14You guys look slutty and cute.
08:15Another Aussie?
08:16Yeah, Aussie.
08:17Hey.
08:18Wait, where are you from?
08:19Sydney.
08:20Sydney, Melbourne.
08:20Bit of a rivalry, but that's all right.
08:22I've been banned from Australia, does that count?
08:24Am I a loser?
08:26I want to get naked.
08:27Yeah, let's get naked, let's join Braxton.
08:29I'm ready.
08:32Braxton can get it, Damien can get it.
08:35There is a lot of people whose ass I'd like to take a bite of.
08:38Everyone here is insanely hot.
08:40I really don't know what's going to happen next,
08:42but I love that.
08:45Oh my God, it's starting.
08:46I think it's starting.
08:47Yeah, someone's coming.
08:48Ah!
08:48Yay!
08:51Matt is, he is hot.
08:53Thumbnail, motherfucker!
08:56Matthew, Kam, and Fantasia, oh my God.
09:00I've seen them all over TV before.
09:02I'm so excited for them to be seeing us.
09:04I'm really keen.
09:05Holy shit, these are some fucking hot slags.
09:09I can't wait to see what happens.
09:10These slags look so incredible, oh my gosh,
09:13but we have a long way to go.
09:16Welcome skanks to the skank house.
09:22Fanny, it's slags.
09:23Oh, I mean, hi slaggies.
09:27We're back and we are doing Slag Wars again and again,
09:30and it's bigger and badder than ever.
09:32We have a ton of surprises for you.
09:34Are you fucking ready?
09:35My deathbed can be between those two fucking honkers.
09:39All right, let's go to the yard, slags.
09:41Yay!
09:44Oh my God, I need help.
09:46Here's somebody to help.
09:47Oh my God, we literally only just got here
09:49and now we are running around like headless chickens.
09:51We're already going to the yard.
09:52We're starting the challenges.
09:53I have no idea what's going on.
09:55My brain is in chaos right now.
09:56This is actually sinking in that I am on Slag Wars.
10:00♪ Slag Wars, ah, ah, ah. ♪
10:03♪ Slag Wars, ah, ah, ah. ♪
10:04♪ We're the ones you want to know. ♪
10:06♪ Slag Wars, ah, ah, ah. ♪
10:07♪ Cock Destroyers run the show. ♪
10:09♪ Slag Wars, ah, ah, ah. ♪
10:11♪ We're the ones you want to know. ♪
10:12♪ Slag Wars, ah, ah, ah. ♪
10:14♪ Cock Destroyers run the show. ♪
10:28Wow, more slags are here.
10:30It's getting real, it's getting real.
10:32I'm so excited, my tits are popping out.
10:35Oh my God, I'm so happy to see you all.
10:39When I saw Rebecca Moore, I was like, fuck.
10:42I was in shock.
10:43Slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag.
10:47Seeing Rebecca Moore for the first time
10:50is the most starstruck I've ever been.
10:53And I, you know, served Colin Farrell a hamburger.
10:57Some of you might know,
10:58I've actually retired from porn.
11:01I recently retired a few months ago.
11:03It was just time to hang up my G-string.
11:05So I need the next generation of Cock Destroyers to rise up.
11:10There's a big titted elephant
11:11in the room right now, isn't there?
11:13It's so weird seeing Rebecca
11:14and just waiting for Sophie to like pop out the bushes.
11:17Where is Sophie?
11:18So you might've noticed
11:18that my fellow Cock Destroyer, Sophie, isn't here.
11:22She was invited, but sadly she cannot be here.
11:26The show must go on.
11:27And this show is about you shining.
11:30This is such an opportunity to show the world
11:34who the fuck you are.
11:36I've handpicked all of these slags
11:38because I saw in each and every one of them
11:41something really special and unique.
11:43And each one of these has got the potential
11:45to be the next Cock Destroyer.
11:47I have got each of you a little gift.
11:50A gift?
11:51Season one was so low budget,
11:52the slags had to eat each other out for lunch.
11:55Plus, your very own slag title.
11:59I have named each slag individually
12:01according to their very special slag quality.
12:05Sabrina, the fantasy slag.
12:08You have so much imagination
12:10and you can embody anyone's deepest desire.
12:13A Cock Destroyer is all about fantasy.
12:17Woo!
12:18Fantasy slag?
12:20Do you know what?
12:21It's so interesting that she noticed that
12:22because it's so true.
12:24I even turned up today as a cat.
12:26What's inside the slag bag, you ask?
12:28It's spunk!
12:29Braxton, the business slag.
12:32You take your work seriously
12:34and that has led to some serious success.
12:37A Cock Destroyer is driven.
12:38That is me to a T
12:40because I am so protective over my business.
12:43I am a professional.
12:44I've come from a corporate background
12:46and I've brought that into my porn.
12:47When it's work, it's work
12:48and when it's fun, it's even funner.
12:50All these bottoms out.
12:53I would have got mine out a bit more.
12:54Next up is Mama Mamba,
12:58the extreme slag.
13:00You are fearless
13:01and you smash people's expectations
13:03like a bloody badass.
13:05A Cock Destroyer pushes boundaries.
13:08I'm a freaky bitch.
13:09I don't have many limits, like,
13:10I'm a little bit wild.
13:11I'm very happy with that title.
13:13Oscar, the art slag.
13:16You have a vision that is yours and yours alone.
13:19What a cute fit.
13:20I feel like it suits me so well.
13:22Like, everything I do has art at the front
13:24and porn mixed in all in one.
13:25That's so me.
13:26Next up, Coco, the supermodel slag.
13:29In a world so dark,
13:31your inner light shines the brightest
13:34and a Cock Destroyer is aspirational.
13:37Supermodel slag.
13:38I thought I have a bright personality
13:39that shines out and stuff
13:40and I thought that was really sweet.
13:41I was like, oh, thank you.
13:43Next slag, JV, the clown slag.
13:48You are so silly.
13:50Some would say you're a goon.
13:52That spirit is contagious
13:53because a Cock Destroyer is joyful.
13:56It's a bit of an honorific, isn't it?
13:58I'm quite proud of that.
14:00Oh, Christ.
14:01If he's gonna do that accent all season,
14:03I hope he goes home first.
14:05Freya, the alien slag.
14:07You are out of this world.
14:09Authenticity is a superpower
14:11because a Cock Destroyer is original.
14:14The alien slag, that was such a compliment to me.
14:17Being honored by Rebecca Moore in that way.
14:20Last, Damien, the siren slag.
14:26You are polished and classic.
14:29You honor the long history of slags
14:31that came long before us.
14:33A Cock Destroyer is refined.
14:36The siren slag, which of course I love
14:40because it's giving very old school burlesque
14:42and it makes me sound fancy and elegant,
14:45which I'm not, but I can pretend to be.
14:48Now, each one of these qualities
14:50can help you in this competition,
14:51but don't let them hinder you.
14:53I want to see growth.
14:55When I was on the show, my slag title was The One Girl.
15:01Are you ready for our first foreplay challenge?
15:04Fuck yeah.
15:05Now let's get this slag show on the road.
15:07Each week, the slags are gonna be going
15:09through a series of challenges to test their slagginess.
15:14Matt and Fanny, come on in.
15:20Come on in.
15:21Got these cocks by the neck.
15:23What are we gonna do with these stuffed animals?
15:27Like, I'm sure it's gonna be something weird, but fun.
15:29As you can see, Matt and Fanny are dripping in cocks.
15:32What do we do when there's cocks around?
15:34Destroy them!
15:37Destroy them!
15:44Quite literally.
15:46Spot on!
15:48It's time for the foreplay challenge.
15:50The slags better take this seriously
15:52because one of them will get an advantage
15:54in tonight's passion project.
15:55Okay, so one at a time,
15:57you are gonna come up to the table
15:59and you are going to destroy your cock.
16:02I am ready for the slag's very first foreplay challenge.
16:06Give it all you have got,
16:09like your life depends on destroying this cock.
16:12Bitch, bring on the fucking cocks.
16:14I'm ready to destroy some fucking cocks.
16:16Cocks and money, cocks and money, cocks and money.
16:18A little bit of pussy.
16:27I have destroyed a lot of cocks,
16:29so I want to see that they really know what they're doing
16:31and how to make it their own.
16:35So I've got this cock, I've got my staple gun,
16:37I'm ready to Frankenstein this bitch,
16:39but my staples were not going in.
16:41I didn't realise that you can't staple a stuffed cock,
16:45so your girl had a problem with that.
16:48Someone give that cock a hit of poppers.
16:52Because I came as a cat, I was thinking,
16:54pussy versus cock, a tail as old as time.
16:57Why not whacking some scissors?
16:58So I was there, pussy, scissoring cock,
17:01and then it wouldn't fucking cut anything.
17:03So I just have to rip it apart with my bare hands.
17:06So I turned from like a little cat into a big cat,
17:08and I just don't think that message translated.
17:12My dog does the same thing.
17:15Oh, she means business.
17:16I'm going to do some nice, beady attempting,
17:19put a full gag on it.
17:21She's done this before.
17:28I'm not going to lie, I can't remember what else happened,
17:29it was all a bit of a blur.
17:30I think there was some jelly.
17:41Yeah, baby!
17:43I'm going to make you guys a chicken stir-fry.
17:47Whoa, that is a real error.
17:54A cock is a rooster, not a fucking chicken.
17:58I thought, let me cook it, let me go old school,
18:00let me cook for everyone.
18:04You can see that the slags are going to need some mentorship.
18:06They actually need to know what a cock is to win this game.
18:12Is that my duct tape?
18:13Oh, this is so clinky.
18:15I have my bear claws,
18:16which I realise are used for pulling pork, not roosters.
18:21I can't destroy this fucking cock.
18:24I feel like the foreplay performance
18:26went a little bit wrong for me.
18:28This is just too much to deal with right now.
18:31There really is no rush to destroy,
18:34as long as you destroy the cock.
18:36I'm going to destroy the cock.
18:37I'm going to destroy the cock.
18:38I'm going to destroy the cock.
18:40As long as you destroy the cock.
18:45All right, let's get this cock.
18:47I grab that cock and I lay it down nice and soft and smooth.
18:53If I fucked it really hard with a fucking saw...
18:59Oh, hello.
19:03And then I got my packer out and I'm going to fuck it.
19:05I stuffed the cock with my own cock.
19:11I am the Siren Sly, I'm going to have to live up to that name.
19:14I love you, but I have to kill you now.
19:19Oh, yes.
19:20So sexy.
19:27It's happening. Someone's actually getting raped.
19:32Wow.
19:33This looks like high-end skills.
19:35He's a pro. He's a pro.
19:37Oh, wow, straight up.
19:38Oh, yeah.
19:40Oh, I love it.
19:42Oh, yes, bravo.
19:44If there's one thing I love, it's putting my fag out on a cock.
19:53Straight to it, head off.
19:55Oh, nice, clean.
19:56HE GIGGLES
19:58Oh!
20:00HE GIGGLES
20:02HE GIGGLES
20:03HE GIGGLES
20:05HE GIGGLES
20:07HE GIGGLES
20:08HE GIGGLES
20:10HE GIGGLES
20:11You're going to be so beautiful.
20:13Oh, my God, I love you.
20:16HE GIGGLES
20:17HE GIGGLES
20:20I know it's tight, but it's going to be perfect.
20:22There we go.
20:23Love it.
20:24Thanks.
20:29Now, where are we going?
20:33I knew these bitches, what they were going to do.
20:35They were going to cut it up, they were going to talk dirty to it.
20:37I said, fuck that.
20:39HE GIGGLES
20:40HE GIGGLES
20:42HE GIGGLES
20:43HE GIGGLES
20:45HE GIGGLES
20:46HE GIGGLES
20:48HE GIGGLES
20:49The Brits got a drip coffee maker and I had some piss brewing.
20:53I'm pissing for a long time.
20:57I'm still peeing.
20:59And I'm still peeing.
21:02And I'm still peeing.
21:05And now I'm done. OK.
21:09Slags, thank you so much for bringing your individual personality
21:13to this very serious challenge.
21:16Now, we wanted to see some humour.
21:18We wanted to see how you'd actually destroy a cock.
21:21They were all very, very different.
21:23I liked the energy.
21:24I do feel like some of you could have really,
21:26like in the next challenges, really bring more energy.
21:30Me, personally, I have never, ever been able to pee on demand.
21:35You've got me. It's a done deal.
21:38The winner of the foreplay challenge is Jayvee!
21:41CHEERING
21:42Thank you, Elegator! Well done!
21:44I won the first foreplay challenge of Slag War season two.
21:48I knew that was going to happen.
21:50Tonight, we're throwing it all the way back to season one,
21:53a revival of Le Cock Camarade.
21:56OK. CHEERING
21:59Every week, there's going to be a passion project.
22:01Now, that's the big one.
22:03Jayvee, as our foreplay winner,
22:06you get to introduce the show tonight as our very own MC!
22:10CHEERING
22:13My sweet little clown is very anxious for Le Cock Camarade.
22:17All right, slags, you have a lot to prepare for tonight.
22:20Go and explore the slag house!
22:22CHEERING
22:25Please, slags, they turned it out.
22:26We have definitely stepped this season up.
22:29Like, everyone is on fire.
22:31If this first foreplay is any example of what's going to come,
22:34these slags are going to bring it!
22:36It's a motherfucking slag house!
22:39Slag house!
22:40Ooh-ah!
22:46Ooh-ah!
22:48Well, that was nuts!
22:52We got to have a little sit-down with some of the other slags,
22:54and I was looking forward to getting to know everybody.
22:57What makes you all slags? I can smell it on you.
23:01I'm from Brighton. It's known as the gay capital of the UK.
23:04I've been a sex worker.
23:05Now I'm more into, like, performing and online work and porn,
23:08especially the kinky porn.
23:10I love, you know, fisting.
23:13Ooh, some alien orgies.
23:15I should probably get on Freya for that.
23:16I'm also from Brighton, but I'm living in London now.
23:20I'm a sex worker and an artist.
23:23I do a lot of fetish art.
23:25I do more online sex work now,
23:27but I used to do, like, in real life,
23:30and, like, performing and stuff like that as well.
23:32And I was also a stripper for a while as well.
23:35You know, I really wanted to get here and arrive
23:37and really put my best foot forward
23:40because someone's being eliminated tonight.
23:42I'm a sex worker. I do porn.
23:45I'm new to the industry.
23:46I had to quit my 9-to-5 job.
23:48Like, the office is not for me.
23:50I was a financial data analyst, so...
23:52And I bring that into my porn, like,
23:54give me the numbers, what am I meant to do, that kind of thing.
23:57I'm actually quite a jokester,
23:58but when it comes to work, I'm so serious.
24:00Fuck sitting in an office chair for 9-to-5.
24:03I love it when the guys sit on me 9-to-5.
24:05What about you? What do you do?
24:06I started stripping, and that kind of segwayed
24:08into doing burlesque, and now I do that full-time.
24:11And I never thought I'd wound up doing burlesque.
24:13And I was like, wow, I should have been doing this my whole life.
24:16It's, like, a beautiful combination of art and theatre and drama.
24:20My favourite thing in the world.
24:21That was a crazy-ass challenge.
24:22Oh, that was so good. It was so fun.
24:24How do you guys feel about your names, like...
24:26Well, I really like mine.
24:27Mine was, like, the artsy slag. Yeah.
24:29I like to bring a lot of, like, artistic elements into it.
24:32So, yes, my whole brand is pretty much
24:34reclaiming our sexuality as trans men.
24:36We are such a fetish, and a lot of trans men don't feel sexy.
24:40And that's... so it needs to change.
24:42So keep watching, because you're about to see
24:44one of the hottest trans guys you've ever seen.
24:47I make my living being, like, silly and ridiculous.
24:49Like, I'm a gooner, like, fucking masturbator boy, like, cam boy.
24:54For someone who doesn't know what gooning is,
24:57if you just take, like, your general jack-off session
24:59and just, like, crank it up to 11,
25:02extend it by an hour, making crazy faces,
25:05there's some discourse about whether or not
25:07you should make the crazy faces or what that's about,
25:10but I like to make the crazy faces, so...
25:14What about you, Miss Coco?
25:17Supermodel. I'm a supermodel.
25:19I mean, I do love that.
25:20For me, like, my aesthetic is important, you know,
25:23and, like, I do like to look pretty and be the hot bit,
25:26but also, like, you know, I like that she was talking about
25:29that my personality shines through and that, like, my life shines through.
25:31And the thing is, I'm such a goofball.
25:33Like, this is the thing, like, I am a chaotic mess,
25:35but in, like, the best way.
25:36I am chaotic, OK?
25:38I'm also a Birmingham girly.
25:40Are you? Because you two are friends.
25:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.
25:44We actually met at, like, a celebrity society,
25:46so we met taking our clothes off, but now we're, like, besties.
25:50We do shows together and stuff all the time.
25:51We work together.
25:52Like, it's just fun.
25:53Like, and now we get to do this together.
25:56I do, like, a lot of more, like, alternative ballet.
25:58I like to, like, staple things to my face.
26:00Oh, shit. That's insane.
26:02What do you staple to your face?
26:04Like, I figured out I could hammer things up my nail
26:06because I accidentally put a carrot stick up my nose
26:08when I was in college once.
26:09I learned how to put a lot of stuff up my nose in college, too.
26:12Just kidding. I never went to college.
26:14So how I figured out I could hammer a nail up my nose,
26:16I actually accidentally put a carrot stick up my nose
26:18and I saw somebody doing it with the nail and I was like,
26:21huh, I think I could do that.
26:24And then I did it.
26:25So I'm going to be doing all my freaky shit
26:27for our cabaret tonight.
26:28Ooh.
26:29So obviously there's, like, the thing about eliminations.
26:33I mean, as long as I'm not the first one to go.
26:35I doubt a thing.
26:36I'm like, I don't want to go home.
26:38Yeah, I know. I feel you.
26:39I did not carry all of my thingsy art to go home day one.
26:43Like, all of these outfits and stuff
26:44that I've trekked all the way here.
26:46I don't want to waste all of that.
26:48The cabaret is tonight.
26:49Oh, God, I am doing a roast.
26:52In the history of reality TV,
26:53doing a roast has always been a good idea.
26:56Nah!
26:57I feel like that's a part of being gay, being queer,
26:59like, knowing all those pop culture references
27:01and roasting your friends, like, so that is very me.
27:04So hopefully I'm able to make you guys laugh.
27:06And that's me, like, I just like to roast.
27:09Um, I really need to pee really bad.
27:10Me too.
27:11Besties?
27:12Let's go, besties.
27:13Besties!
27:14Shall we do a JV?
27:15Yeah.
27:16Let's do a JV.
27:17Not the JV.
27:18Not the JV.
27:19This is your room now, I guess.
27:20Oh, there you have it.
27:21More popping a squat.
27:22Her pom-pom's out, I think.
27:23I know.
27:24My pom-pom is out.
27:25Before tonight's Passion Project,
27:26the judges meet in Rebecca's bedroom
27:27to check on how she's feeling after her earlier anxiety.
27:28What a day!
27:29Yes.
27:30My slag bedroom is just as I left it.
27:31I'm so happy that I've got this space
27:32to bring my judges in and we can discuss
27:33everything the slags are up to.
27:34I'm so excited.
27:35I'm so excited.
27:36I'm so excited.
27:37I'm so excited.
27:38I'm so excited.
27:39I'm so excited.
27:40I'm so excited.
27:41I'm so excited.
27:42I'm so excited.
27:43I'm so excited.
27:44I'm so excited.
27:45I have this space to bring my judges in
27:47and we can discuss everything the slags are up to,
27:50what they're doing right and what they're doing wrong,
27:52or what they're not doing at all.
27:54I love that foreplay challenge.
27:55That was a real way to like, get us in there.
27:57You know, some of them are nervous,
27:59but it's the first foreplay challenge, so I loved it.
28:02I think this foreplay challenge really pepped Rebecca up.
28:06But I think I really need to check in with her
28:07because she's my friend and I kinda can tell
28:09something's still going on.
28:11I noticed earlier you were a little bit more,
28:13I don't know, trepidatious, conflicted.
28:15Look, I'll be really honest, since the Cockdestroyers broke up,
28:19I've struggled, you know?
28:22Like, it was a relationship, and it just ended.
28:26I just needed to take a beat
28:28and just work out who the fuck I was, where I was going,
28:33and I just needed to protect myself a little bit.
28:37Do you know what I mean?
28:38I haven't been ready to do this, and this has been a big deal.
28:42I really thought that me and Sophie
28:46were going to see each other again, you know?
28:49I was expecting her to be here,
28:51and now I've got the weight of all these slags
28:54and passion projects and everything on my shoulders.
28:57Are you still OK?
28:59Yeah, you know, I miss her.
29:00Yeah, me too.
29:02We've had so much fun together over the years.
29:05Do you remember all of it?
29:07Do I remember it?
29:09The Cockdestroyers brought me so much fun.
29:12It was such a whirlwind.
29:14I remember thinking to myself,
29:15oh, this is that Andy Warhol moment of 15 Minutes of Fame,
29:18which lasted years.
29:19We had a show.
29:20Me and Sophie had so much fun.
29:22You know what? You're going to kill it this time.
29:24I'm not even worried about it at all.
29:25You got this.
29:27Thanks, Matt, but I don't think I have.
29:32I just... Honestly...
29:37..I just don't know if I can do this.
29:39It's just that voice of Gao.
29:41Let me stop you right there.
29:42Like, honestly, I want to be real with you right now.
29:45I was once a contestant.
29:46I was in that position that they are right now.
29:49You have eight slags out there that need you.
29:52Don't forget who you are.
29:54You are Rebecca fucking Moore.
29:56You are a legendary fucking icon in the porn industry.
29:59Don't you ever forget that.
30:01You have to keep that in your mind.
30:03You have to keep it in your mind, you have to stand in it.
30:05You are a bad-ass bitch.
30:07You are a bad-ass bitch and you have eight slags out there
30:10that are looking up to you and you are their mentor.
30:13And, hell, you're a mentor to me.
30:15Look, I see myself in Rebecca and I have felt what she's feeling.
30:19So right now, I don't need you to quit.
30:21I need you to pull it together, stand in it, cos guess what?
30:24Yeah, I know you were the cock destroyers, but guess what?
30:27You are Rebecca fucking Moore.
30:28It's my job to remind her just who the fuck she is.
30:32So stand in it, cos we have to move forward.
30:35There's a whole competition to it.
30:37And they are depending on you.
30:39Well, that's fucking told me, hasn't it?
30:41Thank God Fantasia's here.
30:42I don't know what I'd have done if she wasn't here,
30:44because Matt would have never shaken me up like that.
30:47I love the balance.
30:49Listen, this goes no further, OK?
30:52Just between us, all right?
30:54You promise me.
30:56You won't tell anyone that I nearly bricked my pants, OK?
31:00We're going to shake that shit up.
31:01We're going to shake that shit up. We're going to leave it here.
31:04We're going to leave it here. Shake that shit up.
31:06I'm glad we got all that off of our chest.
31:08And we got to get ready for Le Cock Cabaret tonight,
31:12which is going to be fucking amazing.
31:14So we got to go get ready. Are you OK?
31:17I am more than OK.
31:18You're going to be OK. I'm more than OK.
31:20You got this, honey. Of course. I really need you, Matt.
31:22I'm going to crawl over your bed if you don't mind.
31:24Oh, that's perfect. Look at that arch.
31:26That's right, I did that. Oh, bad ass!
31:29Oh!
31:31I love you. I'll see you soon. I love you, baby.
31:33See you soon.
31:37MUSIC PLAYS
31:50To celebrate Le Cock Cabaret,
31:52I am going to be performing a huge opening number.
31:56Oh, Nikki, we had to cut that part.
32:00Sorry. Oh! It was for time.
32:03OK. Well, do it next time.
32:04It's fine.
32:08Nikki.
32:10Nikki!
32:12Get her off me!
32:14Get her off me!
32:16Tonight, our passion project is
32:18Le Coq Cabaret.
32:20Our stage is set in the
32:22slag forest, and these woodland
32:24creatures are about to get a real
32:26eyeful.
32:28Ah! Can you get like
32:30a little bit of ah!
32:32There you go. It's gone. It's, oh yeah, it's
32:34a lot. We are at the second
32:36Le Coq Cabaret. I am
32:38ready. I'm feeling fabulous. I've
32:40chosen the most hot, sexy outfit.
32:42I don't get out much, though.
32:44Thought I'd make the effort. It's an honor
32:46to be your emcee.
32:48My quote-unquote prize for winning the
32:50foreplay challenge was
32:52more work to do, but
32:54once it came time to do it, I got really excited.
32:56Are you guys excited?
32:58Ah! Sabrina's first.
33:00Let's give it up for Sabrina.
33:02Ah!
33:04Give it up! I'm ready to see these slags
33:06perform. I think it's time for a show.
33:08Okay.
33:14Yes!
33:16Whoa!
33:18Straight in my face!
33:20Sabrina, so
33:22athletic. Oh my gosh, she is defying
33:24gravity.
33:26Fuck!
33:28Fuck!
33:30That bitch is strong as hell.
33:40Swinging my legs around every round. Surprised I didn't
33:42take out anyone's eye.
33:44Just gave them all
33:46erections and wetness. The only way
33:48that could have been more impressive is if she sat
33:50on the pole at the end.
33:54Oh!
33:58Oscar
34:00is the hottest man I've ever
34:02seen in my entire life. I don't know if it's in the
34:04water down under, but they're doing it right.
34:06Oscar,
34:08I did not know what to expect, and
34:10Oscar brought it.
34:12Oscar got up there
34:14and killed it. Murdered it.
34:16Like, massacred it. It was
34:18so good. So good.
34:20Woo!
34:22Oscar!
34:24This is
34:26hot!
34:28And just when you thought I was done,
34:30I got my pussy out and I got all
34:32wet.
34:44Well, obviously I am the
34:46alien slag. That's what I've been assigned
34:48by Rebecca fucking Moore.
34:50So I have to give you an intergalactic performance.
34:56She looks
34:58amazing, but
35:00I have no idea what is going on.
35:02I get it, but
35:04what's
35:06next?
35:10I was just getting way too inside my head.
35:12You know, it's the first day I'm here,
35:14so I think in my head I had a very different performance
35:16set out. And I really,
35:18really don't want to go home. I feel like I've got
35:20so much more that I can offer
35:22to Slag Wars.
35:24The one thing about being a cocktail
35:26trial, we have no fucking time for being nervous.
35:28Fake it until you make it.
35:30The show must go on. We are joined
35:32by an esteemed panel of
35:34guests tonight. Now, Rebecca,
35:36you have the weight of the world on your tits
35:38and I've got it on my dick. This is true.
35:40We are heroes.
35:42I don't mind
35:44taking a little roast. Rebecca, your tits
35:46are so big, I've become lactose intolerant.
35:48Speaking of big
35:50tits, she calls herself the body.
35:52I call her Queen Latifa.
35:56This shit is that funny.
35:58Rebecca, you're such a trendsetter.
36:00You've even designed your own coffin.
36:02In the shape of a triangle, of course. That's because
36:04every time your head hits a pillow, your legs open.
36:08You guys should know that
36:10Rebecca's actually quite smart. She studied at
36:12the University of West London. That's where she
36:14got her law degree to get her the job in that movie
36:16Big Tits at Work.
36:18Ew! Tell a joke.
36:20You've done your research. Yes, I have.
36:22I wanted to show that I researched Rebecca
36:24just to be able to show her that I am
36:26funny, you know?
36:28Well done, Braxton.
36:30Braxton was very brave
36:32to choose to do a roast and that's not an easy
36:34thing to do. Someone did their research.
36:36That's a real movie?
36:38Yeah.
36:40Woo!
36:42Yes!
36:44Yes!
36:46Oh my god, as soon as
36:48Mamba came on, I know
36:50what she's going to do, right? I fucking
36:52love this act that she does.
36:54It's so hot, it's so fun,
36:56it's so characterful.
36:58Yes!
37:00Woo!
37:02Yes!
37:04Woo!
37:06Fuck yeah!
37:08Let's do it, honey!
37:10Oh yeah!
37:12Woo!
37:14Woo!
37:16Woo!
37:18Woo!
37:20Woo!
37:22Woo!
37:24Woo!
37:26No, no, she's not going to
37:28do that. She's really going to do that.
37:30Fuck!
37:32Woo!
37:34I'm fucking blind!
37:36Mama is like the
37:38sweetest person in the whole world, but when
37:40she turns that shit on, she is
37:42the scariest person in the whole world and
37:44somehow just so delightful and fun.
37:46I had the nail up my nose and
37:48everybody was like screaming.
37:50Nobody understands where it goes, but that's a
37:52secret that I will not tell you.
37:54Woo!
37:56Woo! She won me over.
37:58Woo!
38:00Woo!
38:02I can't even think
38:04about it anymore. It's too much.
38:06I actually got a standing ovation from all
38:08three judges, which was wild.
38:10So...
38:12Woo!
38:14Woo!
38:18I went on stage and I went like this
38:20and it made a big noise. It was so good.
38:22Ha ha ha!
38:24That outfit
38:26is fantastic!
38:28And I've got this little, like, custom
38:30made bra by Broken Cheek.
38:32I like to
38:34have fun anyway. I like to take my toes off.
38:36I like to play around and be like a little teen.
38:38Yeah!
38:50Meow!
38:54I don't know what's going on.
38:56I love it.
39:02It came out
39:04and I teased with the Feather fans first
39:06and then I revoked
39:08articles of clothing.
39:12Then I used my
39:14fire torches.
39:16This is my impression of the hair on Damien's
39:18asshole.
39:20And I ate them.
39:26Be careful!
39:28Ha ha ha!
39:32Damien
39:34is beautiful.
39:36Oh!
40:02I felt
40:04very warm.
40:06My heart was racing.
40:28He's making me laugh so much!
40:30This is so different from
40:32any performance we've had tonight.
40:34Two minutes to places.
40:56Everybody was really nice and congratulatory.
40:58I felt very happy that
41:00everyone had a good time and that I didn't
41:02fuck it up.
41:04With the cabaret wrapped, it's time for Rebecca
41:06to give feedback. Name a winner
41:08and send one of our slags
41:10home. Slags.
41:12That was
41:14absolutely incredible.
41:16Now that all the slags have taken to the stage,
41:18I think it's time for me to
41:20take to the stage.
41:22I might not have made you aware of this,
41:24but today has been
41:26quite difficult for me.
41:28I'm having a lot of doubts and I have
41:30to tell the slags. I'll be really
41:32honest. I didn't know if I could do this alone.
41:34I've really struggled.
41:36Rebecca,
41:38I knew it. I knew something
41:40was up to her. I had to make
41:42a decision today
41:44and I thought long and hard.
41:46What is this decision?
41:48I just got here.
41:50Is Rebecca going to leave? Nah.
41:52And I've decided that
41:54there's no way she can just abandon us like that.
41:56We all worked so hard for this. She can't just leave us.