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00:00Oh girls, another season of Camp Wanakiki in the books!
00:29I'm so proud!
00:30Me too!
00:31Me three!
00:32Really?
00:33You didn't really do much of anything.
00:34I survived.
00:35Believe me, there were some iffy moments there.
00:36Well, we have an entire year to kill before next season.
00:37I think I'm going to get started on that horror list.
00:38I mean, on that chore list that I've been putting off.
00:39That's a good idea.
00:40And meanwhile, Cherry and I, we'll work the business end of things.
00:41You know, do what we can to drum up a good show.
00:42I mean, I'm sure we can.
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01:10I think this is broken.
01:11I think this is broken.
01:12Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:13Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:14Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:15Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:16Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:17Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:18Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:19Come on, Sherry, let's see if we can get you out of camp without a limp this year.
01:20God, I love it when a man says that to me.
01:50God, I love it when a man says that to me.
02:20Oh, Sherry, what a fantastic year.
02:40I can't believe all the things we got to do and see.
02:42Oh, Betty, it was truly magical.
02:46Is that Ruthie?
02:47Ruthie, wait up.
02:48What?
02:49Where am I?
02:50What?
02:51Ruthie, have you been here since last summer?
02:52Well, I got this notification, and then another one, and then another one, and before I knew
02:53it...
02:54Well, did you manage to get anything done around here?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Most of the counselors at Camp Hydaweeny and quite a bit from Camp Hoodahoe.
02:57A lot, actually.
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03:20Well, you better put yourself together, because the new crop of campers will be here any minute.
03:24Oh.
03:25Well, it would appear as though they've already arrived.
03:29Remind me to turn off my notifications for the next 10 days.
03:34No!
03:52CHAMPIONS KICK!
03:53I'll never give up!
03:55GG!
04:04Oh, fresh off the bus, and I got to sit in the front.
04:17Why hello, adoring fans.
04:19My name is Nutella Fitzgerald, and I'm your dessert dancing diva from Chicago, Illinois.
04:26Yum.
04:27My drag aesthetic is a glimpse of old Hollywood glamour.
04:31If it wasn't racist.
04:34My first thought about coming to Camp Wanakiki was, did I pack enough shoes?
04:38Do I have enough makeup?
04:40And most importantly, is there enough underwear?
04:43Because you can never have too much underwear.
04:45Am I a competitive person?
04:48Have you met my mother?
04:50My drag name was actually created by my drag mother, Rita Tarot.
04:55So watch out, bitches, because there's a new hazelnut spread in town.
05:00I heard a rumor that Nutella Fitzgerald's going to win, and the others are just going
05:04to sink to the bottom.
05:10Drink up.
05:19Who wants pizza?
05:20I want a pizza.
05:22Hi, I'm Ivana Pizza from Baltimore, Maryland.
05:25That's pizza spelled P-E-E-E-S-S-A, because I'm double cheesy.
05:29I actually have language processing disorder, so while I was discovering my drag, I was
05:35eating a lot of pizza at the time.
05:36And the spelling of my name, a lot of people don't understand how to pronounce it and say
05:40it, and that's kind of how I am, too, when I'm pronouncing words.
05:44A lot of my drag is a nod to queer people that are no longer with us because of HIV
05:48and AIDS.
05:49I like to reminisce and do 60s, 70s, 80s.
05:53I love working with fringe.
05:56Make big, beautiful, fun headpieces.
05:59Did I forget to shave this season?
06:01Nope, I'm a bearded queen.
06:09I'm here for playtime, belly rubs, and a few little rough jokes.
06:14Hi, I'm Martina Brookshire from the city of sequins and feathers and sin and regret.
06:22Las Vegas!
06:26How'd I get my drag name?
06:28Well, I walked into a truck stop, and there it was on the bathroom wall, and it was fate
06:33ever since.
06:36I am most looking forward to having those other bitches take a hike, because I'm going
06:43to be Camp Champ.
06:46People say that my laugh is like an evil villain laugh, and I say, what are you talking about?
06:52I don't have a villain laugh.
06:56This sinner is going to be a winner on season six of Camp What a Kinky!
07:02Cha-ching!
07:03Hi!
07:04This season's about to get nuts!
07:15Hello friends, it's me, Hannah Barbera, your Saturday morning cartoon clown, here to entertain
07:20and give you all the Jim Henson Muppet fantasy you've been waiting for, baby.
07:24I think my biggest challenge here at Camp What a Kinky is honoring that fucking NDA.
07:29I have so many great costumes I want to share with the world, so having to keep them a secret
07:33until all of this comes out is going to drive me absolutely bonkers.
07:36I have been camping, and I hated it.
07:39I'm going to take the crown here at Camp What a Kinky, because I have the bare necessities
07:42to put all these bitches in their fucking place.
07:45I think I embody camp.
07:47I'm super over-exaggerated, bright, saturated.
07:51I do way too much, all the time, and even though I might come across as reserved, I'm
07:56a wild card, and I have things you've never seen before.
07:59Hi!
08:00Hello!
08:01Hello!
08:02Oh, talk about a self-made man.
08:09Hello!
08:11My name is Stevie Phoenix, I'm Toledo, Ohio's favorite afterthought, and I am here on
08:17season six of Camp What a Kinky.
08:20I've never been camping, which is really funny because my husband always tells me I'm
08:25really good at pitching a tent.
08:27I am one of the lucky trans people whose marriage survived a transition, and I could not be
08:35luckier with the love and support that I have from home.
08:37And I have two beautiful children who I grew and made all by myself.
08:42I am a papa seahorse, and I'm very, very proud of that.
08:45My first time in drag was a hot mess express.
08:49I had this denim drag that I had on, and all I knew how to do at the time was just move
08:54my dick around, but that's okay, I was feeling myself.
08:57And so were other people.
08:58Oh, hello!
08:59Hi!
09:00Daddy's here.
09:01Ooh.
09:02Are you mad at me?
09:11I feel like everybody's already mad at me.
09:13Hi, I'm Patti Bouret.
09:15I'm from Boston, Massachusetts, and my drag name is a ballet dance move.
09:21It means step of the drunk in French.
09:23I can show you if I could get a wide shot.
09:26Thank you.
09:28It looks something like this.
09:32I am very much hoping that at camp I will be able to eat a s'more.
09:37It's been a long time since I had a s'more, and I just would really like to have a s'more.
09:40I wouldn't describe myself as a competitive person, but I also wouldn't describe myself
09:44as a loser.
09:46Something I'm really looking forward to about camp is finding out what kind of dick there
09:49is to suck in the Midwest, and sucking it.
09:55I also really like to canoe.
09:57Hello, gorgeous.
09:59Look at that hair.
10:02I love your boots.
10:05Thank you.
10:06It's going down.
10:08I'm yelling Amber.
10:11Can one of you boys get this for me?
10:14Well, hi.
10:15I'm Amber Vanderbilt, the blow-up Barbie from Houston, Texas, and yeah, I'm one of those
10:20Vanderbilts.
10:22I put the Amber in camper.
10:25I'm scared that when people see me on TV, they're going to think I'm too sexy, my tits
10:29might be too big, and they might not be used to the bigger in Texas energy, so I'm just
10:36really scared.
10:38In the most campy candy way possible, I don't want to get my hair wet.
10:41I think one of the biggest challenges I'm going to have at camp this season is breaking
10:46out of the muffy mold that she Vanderbuilt last season.
10:49I just don't want to feel like there's a pattern going on.
10:54Country couture.
10:55You all look very different.
10:58That's a compliment.
11:01Girl, we could stay the same.
11:04Amen.
11:05I'm here in all my non-binary finery, and I'm ready to let it rip.
11:12Howdy hi hello y'all.
11:14My name's Ripem, and I'm from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
11:18I'm worried about the lack of familiarity here.
11:20I'm in this strange foreign land.
11:24I'm honestly just hoping for the best at this point.
11:27I have been to Bible summer camp as a child, which was obviously very traumatizing, but
11:32I did have a summer romance there with a boy named Windex.
11:35He gave me head lice.
11:37I think that I'm the next camp champ because I bring a little bit of country twang and
11:43Canadian charm, and that's something you haven't had yet.
11:47I have a really, really good business plan set up.
11:50There's no Hamburger Mary's in my city, so I'm just going to move into one.
11:52I don't know which one, but we're talking free food, free rent.
11:55The sugar bakers got me set.
11:58Oh my word.
11:59That's so cute.
12:00Oh my goodness.
12:01He said he was laughing.
12:05I'm your sweet treat of season six.
12:07Want a taste?
12:08Well hey there, it's me, Lulu Crystals, all the way from Denver, Colorado.
12:14I am your glamorously campy queen of season six.
12:19Wink.
12:20My drag is campy, it's creative, it's fun, exciting, exhilarating, and those are all
12:28the words I know.
12:29One thing I really look forward to at camp is trying squirrel meat for the first time.
12:37Do I feel extra pressure being Dixie's daughter?
12:42Kind of, but also, she took a hike first, which I don't think was right.
12:48Also, while we're on the subject, I'm here to break this fucking Denver curse.
12:53Hi!
12:54Cuties, cuties, cuties.
12:57Where's that nail?
13:08Good morning, everybody!
13:11Hi!
13:12How are ya?
13:13My name is Unique New York, ironically from Richmond, Virginia.
13:16I've actually never been to New York, and I am on Camp Winnie Kiki season six!
13:22Yahoo!
13:25One thing that I'm looking forward to doing at camp, first word, ranger, second word,
13:32danger.
13:33I am that motherfucking diva, that motherfucking bitch, that motherfucking girl.
13:44I pride myself on being not only extremely humble, but extremely caring.
13:51So with that being said, I'm going to slit everyone's motherfucking throat for the fucking
13:57camp champ title, bitch!
14:13I'm Ranger Danger, and I'm here to fuck, ing, amp up my camp.
14:20How's everybody doing?
14:22Yeah?
14:23Whoa, you're flexible.
14:29Welcome campers to what's sure to be another spectacular season of Camp Winnie Kiki!
14:37Have we got some fun daily activities and some exciting talent show themes in store
14:42for you.
14:44And just think, one of you will become the new camp champ!
14:51So we hope you brought your A-game and your campy can-do attitude, because by the looks
14:56of it, it's going to be some stiff competition.
14:59And speaking of stiff, no, Ranger Danger, you cannot compete as a camper this season.
15:07Aww.
15:08So what do you say, campers?
15:10Who's ready to jump in and start your very first daily camp activity?
15:15I am!
15:16Me!
15:17Right here!
15:18Well, follow us to the playing field!
15:28Today, campers, we'll be playing the world's most popular sport.
15:33Naked twister!
15:35Yeah!
15:37No.
15:39Soccer.
15:40But with a Camp Winnie Kiki twist!
15:42Of course!
15:43Now, the rules of soccer are pretty simple.
15:46All you have to do is kick the ball into the opposing team's goal.
15:50Easy breezy, right?
15:52Well, try doing it while running around in great big bouncy bubble balls!
16:00Behind you, there are five blue balls and five red balls.
16:04When I say go, you're all going to run and grab a ball, and that will determine which
16:08team you're on.
16:10On your mark, get set, go!
16:29I don't think that there's anyone who's going to get over here, because my team is like,
16:32they've got strategies and stuff.
16:34They haven't included me in those strategies, but I don't think I need to be included.
16:38I'm good.
16:43He headbutted it.
16:47I can't get up!
16:48Oh my god, I'm tired already.
16:50Shit.
16:51Look at those campers kicking balls.
16:53Scratch their eyes out!
16:55Come on, come on, campers!
16:57Let's go, let's go!
16:58Oh shit!
16:59Please don't launch me back to Canada!
17:01Come on, Amber!
17:03Don't kick each other, kick the ball!
17:05I don't think so, bitch!
17:07Oh my!
17:08My tits are literally in my chest now.
17:12Slow the fuck down!
17:15Fuck it, bitch!
17:22Hey, don't!
17:26No, don't!
17:28Handball!
17:29Now we're doing volleyball.
17:30This is too many big balls, y'all.
17:32This is way too many big balls.
17:33I'll get it!
17:34Oh no, and Unique is down.
17:38Go, sports ball!
17:40I hope I get a hole-in-one.
17:42I haven't played with this many balls since college.
17:58Ranger Danger, he's the best referee.
18:01Trust me, I've seen him blow a whistle.
18:05Pass!
18:06Ooh, catch!
18:07Ah, yes!
18:08Touchdown!
18:12Why is Ruthie Rowley be around?
18:14I don't do this much cardio unless it's Black Friday.
18:17Excuse you.
18:22You know, I'm not really sure who on the other team I need to watch out for
18:26because I don't really think of the other team.
18:28Maybe they should watch out for me.
18:32Oh no, bear down!
18:34Great, now everybody's going to think I'm a fucking hamster.
18:37Can you even see the ball?
18:44Oh my gosh, campers.
18:46You people suck at this.
18:51Please, not the face.
18:52Not the face.
18:55The score is 0-0.
18:57Time to penalty kick up your heels.
19:01Oh!
19:02That would have been right in the nuts.
19:03Nice save, Ivana.
19:07Ah, no balls in this goal.
19:10Next up, Nutella.
19:11You've got to block this, you've got to block this.
19:15Ooh, Ivana with the kick.
19:20A synthetic blonde unit!
19:21Work, slay.
19:24That was my good practice rounds.
19:27After them, and by them I mean rip them.
19:29There we go.
19:31Patty is on a roll.
19:33No pressure.
19:35Oh!
19:38I'm hot.
19:40I'm sweaty.
19:42I'm dirty.
19:45But I'm winning!
19:50Unique.
19:51This is it, it all comes down to you.
19:55Oh yeah, baby!
20:00In your face, motherfucker!
20:02Way to go, unique!
20:05We won!
20:13Way to go, team!
20:17Red team takes us!
20:20I am on fire.
20:23No, this is not my first experience with blue balls.
20:50Good evening and welcome to the first talent show of season six of Camp Wanakiki.
20:55Season six? I'm surprised we haven't been shut down yet.
20:58I know, right?
21:00Earlier today, our campers enjoyed a friendly game of bumper ball soccer.
21:05And tonight, on the talent show stage, they will be presenting their signature campy looks.
21:10I tell you what, I am bananas for this cast.
21:14Me too. How about you, Ruthie?
21:16Why stop at bananas? I'm ready to toss everyone's fruit salad.
21:21Well, let's start the show!
21:29Special delivery to Camp Wanakiki season six.
21:32Starting off this season, I'm giving you Camp Couture Clown realness with extra pepperonis.
21:37I love a fringe moment, don't you?
21:39I cannot believe I made it here, but I did, and I'm here to feed the children.
21:44My lovin' oven is preheated.
21:47My soft doughy body is needing some kneading.
21:50My sauce is red and hot.
21:52My jokes are cheesy, and I'm ready for topping.
21:55Who wants a slice?
21:56I'm on a what?
21:58I'm on a pizza!
22:00Say cheese!
22:01Who cut the cheese?
22:05Hello, peasants, plebeians, and my little pincushions.
22:08My name is Nutella Needle Bobbin, and I am the queen of the land of fabrics and textiles.
22:14Let's get right to the point, shall we?
22:16I heard you were looking for a camp jam.
22:18Well, I've been waiting on pins and needles for my chance to thread myself into the pattern of Camp Wanakiki.
22:25And it's time for this design duchess to reign supreme.
22:29Wouldn't that be so camp?
22:31What a buttoned-up beauty.
22:33A sewing look? How fitting.
22:38Yee-hoo!
22:42That's cow people for I'm servin' rodeo clown realness, baby.
22:46I'm bringing the best and silliest of the West.
22:50You know what they say.
22:51Save a horse, ride a clown boy.
22:55I gotta be honest, though.
22:57This is totally my first rodeo.
22:59Uh, like, where are we supposed to be after this?
23:02Is this thing recording? It is?
23:04Oh, okay, sleigh.
23:05I really wasn't sure if it was still on.
23:07Giddy-up and take me to the rodeo.
23:10I guess hat size doesn't matter.
23:14Lady and gentle twins of the judges' panel,
23:17may I present to you Camp Wanakiki's next gender-fluid entity of giggles and amusement,
23:22Patti Bure.
23:23This humble Boston-based drag and cabaret icon is best known for being the first drag queen to make blonde, synthetic wigs her entire personality.
23:31When Patti isn't phoning it in at a drag brunch, she enj—
23:34Oh! Oh, God, it's coming!
23:37Oh!
23:38Aww, it's another Patti Bure.
23:41I hope she's not a singer, because that's my thing!
23:45She's so full of herself.
23:47Not anymore.
23:51Once upon a time, there lived a sensational drag queen named Martina Brookshire.
23:54One extraordinary evening before bed, she chached through the enchanted forest
23:59and came across a mischievous pixie who cast a wild spell on her.
24:03Poof! Suddenly, Martina found herself trapped in a colossal face.
24:07As Martina made the best of her face-cation, she transformed the forest into the ultimate drag extravaganza.
24:13So, darlings, if you ever find yourself stuck in a ginormous face,
24:17just remember Martina Brookshire, the trapped drag queen who turned a spellbinding mishap into a fabulous party.
24:23If her eyes are down there, then where are her tits?
24:26At least her lips are in the right place.
24:29As Benjamin Franklin once said,
24:31Let them eat cake!
24:32And afterwards, I'll have your head.
24:35Sugar, spice, and everything slutty, the bimbo princess is here.
24:39So you all taste my icing.
24:42Okay, at Vanderbilt in pink?
24:44Groundbreaking.
24:45But, I'm about to paint this camp pussy pink.
24:48I mean, duh.
24:49Just call me your nepo baby girl, because this is how I Vanderbilt.
24:54Oh, as much as I loved catching up with you boys,
24:57a princess's job is never done.
24:59Frogs to kiss and apples to bite.
25:01Ciao.
25:03Now I want rainbow cake.
25:07Thanks for the retwist, Sheila.
25:08I'll pay you back tomorrow.
25:10Hey, what up?
25:11Ironically from Richmond, Virginia, it's your girl, Unique New York.
25:14For my signature campy look, I decided to do a look that I constantly upgrade each and every year
25:20and pay homage to the amazing black hairstyles of the women who raised me.
25:24I have a 15 foot long gold chain train, my afro purse,
25:29and a garment made completely out of braiding hair.
25:32But alas, there's always that patch of hair that needs some extra attention.
25:36What a hair brained idea.
25:39Aw, you're going to make me brush.
25:42Ooh, who is that sweet sugary man coming from around the corner?
25:47It's the candy man.
25:49Would you like some of his malted milk balls?
25:52Maybe suck on his lollipop?
25:55Careful you don't get a jaw breaker, because he certainly isn't packing a little runt under there.
26:00A sweet candy coating on the outside and an explosion of sticky flavor on the inside,
26:06the candy man is sure to steal your heart.
26:09What a sugar coated stud.
26:12I'm a sucker for a good reveal.
26:19Hey there world. If it's not crystal clear already, let's get to the point.
26:24This doodle diva is always looking sharp and ready to prove that I've got all the right stuff.
26:31Oh yes, Annie, this number loop is a real deal.
26:36Oh yes, Annie, this number loop pencil will draw you like one of those French girls.
26:42Oh no, dull tip, just stick me in your sharpener and twist away.
26:48I've been shaving this part for the end.
26:51Eraser, I barely know her.
26:54Ooh, I need to jot that down.
26:56Get the lead out, honey.
26:59Hello friends, it's me, Hannah Barbera, your pop art party animal here to amp up my camp.
27:05My signature style is a technicolor honeypot, oversaturated with vibrant hues and positive vibes.
27:11On the hunt for a new reality after a long hibernation?
27:14Then escape to my den filled with creative concepts and pawsome new pals.
27:18Queue up the campers, counselors, because this crafty cub is ready to play.
27:22Teddy or not, here I come.
27:24She puts the bow in motor boating.
27:29To the oddballs!
27:33To the oddballs!
27:35To the oddballs!
27:36I can't reach.
27:37Okay, well, honestly, I was thinking more about the challenge, like, theme, right?
27:42Signature can't be dragged.
27:44What do you use to sign something?
27:47A pen.
27:48Exactly.
27:49So I didn't do that.
27:50I did the pencil.
27:51Let me tell you how I'm feeling.
27:53We've got a story.
27:55Patti, I swear, she's all sweet and innocent right now,
27:58but I know she tried to sabotage me, girl, with that nail on the floor.
28:01She literally show-girls me.
28:03She's never living this down.
28:05Even when this show is done, she will never live it down.
28:09I know she's your worst enemy, but Patti really killed it for me.
28:13Giving birth on stage.
28:15She almost killed me for real.
28:18But the question is, who's the baby daddy?
28:22I think it's a little old.
28:24How do I get the slut in it?
28:30Well, team plus one, good job today.
28:34It looked like you had a lot of fun on the field today,
28:36and you are so colorful and fun up here on the talent show stage.
28:39I love it.
28:40Thank you.
28:42But we want to hear from you and your inspirations for these looks today.
28:47All right, so why don't we start with Stevie.
28:49Tell us about your look.
28:50Sure.
28:51So this is my little candy man look.
28:53You know, it's very pageant-y on the outside because he's a pageant king,
28:56but it was, like, you know, a little dirty and nasty on the inside.
28:59So I wanted to give you daytime Stevie and nighttime Stevie.
29:03Take the wrapper off and look underneath.
29:05Something sticky and sweet.
29:08Well, it is very colorful.
29:09It definitely pops.
29:10The details, there's a lot of them, but it still has a sort of tailored look.
29:15Yes, daddy, sugar daddy, please.
29:18That's me.
29:21New talent.
29:22Well, my inspiration is from my job that I do.
29:25So I'm a full-time drag queen, but I also am a costume and clothing designer.
29:29And so I just wanted to incorporate my little spin on a pin cushion
29:34that I use, like, literally every day.
29:36Well, it seems to me.
29:38Oh, it seems.
29:40Get out of here.
29:42That you nailed it.
29:43And it's very regal, and your expressions were just, like, giving it to me.
29:49Let me tell you.
29:50You were like, I am the queen.
29:53It looks like it's constructed extraordinarily well,
29:56and the materials you used for the pin cushion part
29:59are just really rich and lovely and velvety and fantastic.
30:04All right, Miss Patti Beret.
30:05Hi.
30:06Hi, hi.
30:07Tell us about that.
30:08I wanted to use this opportunity to introduce you to me and me and me.
30:13Well, Patti, I think you really delivered.
30:16Thank you so much.
30:17Thank you so much.
30:18That child on stage.
30:19Very go-go Goldilocks kind of moment here.
30:22I just thought it was funny and clever and campy.
30:24Thank you so much.
30:25Nice job.
30:26Thank you, Ruthie.
30:27Amber.
30:28Me?
30:29Yeah.
30:30Oh, my God, hi.
30:31Let's hear about your look.
30:32I wanted to get the pink out of the way because, you know,
30:34it is our Vanderbilt family color.
30:37Muffy wears it every day.
30:40It's my little slutty homage to mother.
30:44Hope I made her proud with my girls.
30:47Yeah, I'm definitely getting the Vanderbilt reference there.
30:49Mama would be proud.
30:50My little critique would be, you've got such a cute pink dress.
30:54The shoes would have been better, I think, if they were pink.
30:57Oh.
30:58I'm just saying.
30:59When you turned around and we could see the bra and all that,
31:01then it kind of lost it a little bit.
31:03But otherwise, I think the idea is cute, and it's definitely there.
31:08Thank you.
31:09Hannah Barbera.
31:10Hello, friends.
31:11Hi, hello, hello.
31:12I was really inspired by my namesake here.
31:14I wanted to create my very own mascot character,
31:17like a little collectible you can put on the shelf.
31:19Well, you are a little treat, aren't you?
31:21These colors pop.
31:23I love the blue and yellow, and the makeup is spectacular.
31:27Good job.
31:28Thank you.
31:29Thank you so much.
31:30I think you look like a Disney acid dream, and I love it.
31:36I agree with Betty and Ruthie.
31:38It's just an adorable look.
31:39Thank you so much.
31:40I really appreciate it.
31:41Good job to everyone.
31:42Honestly.
31:43All of you did amazing.
31:45Well, why don't y'all go wait back in the rec room
31:49while we talk to the other team?
31:52Bye.
31:54Bye.
31:55I love you all.
31:57I am so relieved.
31:58Like, honestly, I wanted to get this Band-Aid ripped off so bad,
32:03and I knew, like, all right, let's do the first talent show,
32:05let me get through the first round of critiques,
32:07and then I'm going to feel so much better.
32:09Going in there and just knowing that your job is to own a stage.
32:13Yes.
32:14And then it just all kicks in.
32:15Then you just have no choice but to just feel so good.
32:18Like, you know, you just melt right into it.
32:20Being in a brand-new setting totally can be overwhelming,
32:23but once you, like, refine yourself, you're like,
32:26okay, I got this, let's go.
32:28To be honest, I've been, like, more nervous in the social situations
32:33of being at Camp Wanakiki, and so, like, being on stage to me
32:37feels like a place where I am, like, more comfortable communicating.
32:41To go back to that sort of, like, imagery of ripping the Band-Aid off,
32:44it's like I just felt less nervous once I was actually out there,
32:50like, sharing my work with you guys and seeing yours.
32:53Do we think anyone from the other team needs to be nervous?
32:56Well, I'm hoping the last few seasons nobody has taken a hike the first episode,
33:01so I'm praying that's going to happen again.
33:03Well, hello, Oddball.
33:05Hi, ladies.
33:06Whoa, that was a fantastic talent show.
33:09What a bunch of Oddballs y'all are, in the best way possible.
33:13We love our Oddballs.
33:15Why do campers only travel in odd numbers?
33:19Why?
33:20Because they can't even.
33:25Oh, my gosh.
33:27Speaking of Oddballs.
33:31All right, well, let's go around and talk to some of your Oddballs
33:33and find out a little bit more about your looks.
33:35We'd love to hear about it.
33:36Front and sitter, giddy up.
33:38Clown boy here.
33:40This look is so cute.
33:41Tell us about it.
33:42Thank you.
33:43I do identify as a drag clown, so I love to have fun.
33:46I love to be wild.
33:47A big part of my drag is, you know, not padding and showing my body.
33:51I think the trans bodies come in all shapes and sizes,
33:53and if I get to sort of embrace that, I think it's a lot of fun,
33:57and I think it opens some eyes, and it's just a good time all around.
34:00Well, I say hats off to you.
34:02Thank you.
34:03All of the hats.
34:04All of the hats.
34:05All of the hats.
34:06We keep some of them on, you know, for censorship.
34:08Yeah, that's true.
34:09Lulu, let's talk about this very, very interesting concept and look.
34:14This is very quintessential Lulu,
34:16the reveal out of the skirt and the pencil shaving into the pencil skirt.
34:20Wink.
34:21The pencil shaving reveal was brilliant.
34:24It actually looks like it's made extremely well.
34:28The tailoring is outstanding on it.
34:30I think this look is sharp.
34:33To the point.
34:34To the point, it is sharp.
34:36All the way down to the shoes.
34:37The details were really, really great,
34:39and I got the Christian Francis Roth reference with the pencil shaving dress,
34:43but you made it different.
34:45You made it your own, and it's really, really cute.
34:47Very pin-up.
34:48Nice job.
34:49Thank you.
34:50Well, hello back there.
34:51What up?
34:54Unique New York.
34:56In the flesh.
34:57Unique New York.
34:58Unique New York.
34:59You need her.
35:00Theater darling.
35:02With the hair, it's inspired by many of the black women I've grown up with
35:07and I look up to,
35:08especially with the performance style of brushing out the hair.
35:12I still have trauma to this day of finding hairballs all over my house,
35:17but still, it's paying homage to the women I love
35:21and the culture that I represent at BLM.
35:26Stating the obvious, it is very unique.
35:28You were the one performance I laughed the most at.
35:31I was literally LOLing.
35:33Thank you.
35:34Great job.
35:35Thank you so much.
35:36I thought you got yourself into quite a hairy situation.
35:38Oh!
35:39Some would say I even got myself in a natty situation.
35:44But you worked it out.
35:46Martina Brookshire.
35:48Oh, oh, my eyes are right here, honey.
35:51Oh!
35:52This look is very special to me.
35:55When I first started my drag career,
35:57I was very pageant girl-esque.
36:01I was prim and proper, always put together.
36:04This look was the very first look that I got years ago
36:09and it has made everyone laugh.
36:12It has introduced me to my campy side.
36:15Your story was a little weird
36:17and I can see that weed is legal in Las Vegas, right?
36:20Yes.
36:21Okay, well now it makes total sense.
36:24Ivana Pizza!
36:25Hello!
36:26I kind of want a pizza looking at you.
36:28I feel it.
36:29You hungry?
36:30I knew from getting this challenge I was going to do a pizza look.
36:33I mean, obviously.
36:34I love fringe so much, so, so much
36:38that I just wanted to incorporate it into my entire outfit
36:41including this amazing headpiece.
36:43I made this myself.
36:45It's a little arts and crafts-y, but totally cheesy, very campy.
36:48Are you painted underneath the...
36:50I knew I was going to get this question asked.
36:53Oh, see?
36:56It would have been nice to have the reveal
36:58to take the glass off during the presentation
37:00just to get that so we could have seen it.
37:02But I'm glad you are.
37:03Thank you.
37:04This really is your campy signature look.
37:07This is you.
37:08You've nailed the assignment.
37:10Thank you so much.
37:12Well, we have some very tough decisions to make
37:15so why don't y'all wait backstage in the rec room
37:17while we deliberate.
37:19Thank you!
37:22Thank you, Lulu.
37:23Got you, girl.
37:26Sis, cuz, season six.
37:28Here we are!
37:29Season six!
37:31Oh, and what a great way to start this season.
37:33What a fantastic show.
37:34Oh, lovely talent show from our new crop of campers.
37:38Who were some of your favorites?
37:40Well, personally for me, I really loved Nutella and Lulu.
37:44I thought both of their looks were so impeccable and outstanding.
37:48For me, I would put Unique up there
37:51because not only was it unique, it was hilarious.
37:54And Patti Beret, what a fun concept head to toe.
37:58I hate to sound like a broken record,
38:00but I agree with everything you said.
38:02I really, really enjoyed those performances.
38:05With those four performances specifically,
38:07you had different spectrums.
38:09Like Nutella and Lulu, the costumes themselves
38:12were so impeccably done.
38:13Very polished.
38:14Very polished, very campy.
38:16And then you had the performance from Unique and Patti as well.
38:20So it's tough to say who my favorite favorite was.
38:25And I would throw Stevie in there as an honorable mention
38:27because that look also was really cool in my opinion.
38:30It was a fun performance too.
38:31Yeah, for sure.
38:32I would say Amber.
38:34To me, struggled a little bit.
38:35It looked okay from the front,
38:37but then when Amber turned around, not so much.
38:41Martina also, I was just a little confused by it.
38:44I understand she was selling the performance,
38:45but I wasn't really getting what she was selling.
38:48I'm going to agree with both of y'all.
38:50Leave it at that.
38:51Wow, season six.
38:52We're in tune finally with one another.
38:55Campers, get your keisters in here.
38:58The winner of Camp Wanakiki will receive a stupendous prize package,
39:01including It's a Pola,
39:04a fabulous custom foam wig by season four camper Pola Frost.
39:08Shimmer and shine with a year's supply of glittery makeup
39:12by electric cosmetics.
39:13Set sail baby.
39:15An all expense paid cruise provided by dream vacations
39:18and adventures by maps.com.
39:20All this and $10,000 in cold hard cash
39:24provided by Hamburger Mary's
39:26where you can eat, drink and be merry baby.
39:31Season six campers.
39:33You all were camp-tastic today.
39:37In fact, so much so that you've all earned your squirrel friends bags.
39:43But it's a big box.
39:48Don't get used to it because starting tomorrow,
39:52we're going to start sending some campers hiking.
39:57So tonight we do want to talk to our top two campers, however,
40:01and that is Patty Bray
40:06and Unique New York.
40:12And the rest of you cute little campers can get cozy backstage
40:16while you wait for the badging ceremony.
40:24Congratulations, Patty and Unique.
40:27Y'all both did amazing today.
40:29What I personally thought stood out with both of your presentations
40:33was we asked you to provide a signature campy look
40:37and you both provided something that was so personal to you
40:41and your story and your look.
40:43It was clearly your signature look
40:46and you did amazing.
40:48Thank you.
40:49I just want to say there's a lot of hair on that stage right now.
40:53I think you're both fantastic.
40:55You made me laugh so hard today
40:57and I can't wait to see what you bring to camp.
41:00Thank you.
41:02It's an honor to make you laugh.
41:03Thanks, doll.
41:05Indeed, you both were fantastic today.
41:08But unfortunately, there can only be one winner
41:10and that winner today is, congratulations,
41:14Unique New York!
41:16Yes! Oh my gosh!
41:18Oh my gosh, thank you so much for not being anti-Black.
41:23Thank you, thank you.
41:24It's a dream to be here and to know that I won the first challenge is sickening, no?
41:33Congratulations, you've just earned $500 cash.
41:37You both were sickening indeed
41:39and you both earned your Squirrel Prince badge.
41:42You can wait backstage for the badging ceremony.
41:44Actually, all three of you can wait backstage for the badging ceremony.
41:47Come on!
41:48Yes, let's go, sis. We're about to eat some mac and cheese.
42:08So you went to camp, hooked up with someone named Windex,
42:11then came home and had to go to a clinic?
42:13Yeah.
42:14That's very non-binary of you.
42:15Ugh, real.
42:18I'm glad no one took a hike.
42:19I'm glad we get one more day together.
42:21It's true.
42:22I'm kind of upset that no one took a hike.
42:25I'm ready for y'all bitches to go home.
42:27Pack light.
42:28I feel like I've really connected with each and every one of you.
42:31I feel like I've really connected with each and every one of you.
42:34Pack light.
42:35I feel like I've really connected with each and every one of you
42:37over something completely different and unique
42:40and it's just been really nice.
42:42Unique.
42:45Oh my god.
42:46We're such a sexy, lovely group.
42:48Yes.
42:52Come on, sexy season six.
42:57It's just nice to be unapologetically us.
43:00It's so refreshing.
43:03Because, I mean, we don't get to do this often.
43:05We don't just get to hang out in Kiki.
43:08And, you know, also just like showcase some amazing art.
43:11I just know that we all worked so hard to get here
43:14and I'm just like, no matter what happens,
43:16I'm just grateful for this experience
43:18and we're always going to have this together.
43:21I love you guys.
43:22Aw, that's gay.
43:28Touch tips.
43:29What does it feel like being the second person from Canada
43:32when in Kiki?
43:33It's honestly really nerve-wracking and exciting.
43:36You know, I come from a scene of so many weirdos
43:40in the best way possible,
43:41so the fact that I get to kind of step in and represent that
43:44is a really big deal to me.
43:45Y'all have all just been so lovely
43:47and this has been so fun
43:48and I'm so pleasantly surprised at how well this has gone so far
43:52and I'm so excited.
43:53Wait, this is going well for y'all?
43:54Yeah.
43:56How do we feel about having so many campers here
44:01from legacies of Camp Wanakiki?
44:03The rumors are true.
44:04Rita Tarot is my mother.
44:06So yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
44:08Gay gasp!
44:10But you're not the only one.
44:12No, I'm not.
44:13No, I'm not.
44:14I think two of them are sitting next to me.
44:16Yes, they are!
44:19The Vanderbilts are in town.
44:21The Vanderbilts are in town.
44:22Camp Wanakiki casting is forming a bit of a pattern.
44:28My mom is Dixie Crystals, so...
44:30Yes, ma'am.
44:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:32Yum.
44:33The first hiker from last season.
44:35I'm here to do her right, do her justice.
44:37Yes, ma'am.
44:38So we're not continuing patterns, is what you said.
44:40Yeah, we're not continuing patterns.
44:43Season four winner, Clinica Deprecious,
44:46is my drag child, actually.
44:49So it's like a reverse Nepo situation kind of happening.
44:52Nepo daddy.
44:53Let me tell you how I feel about this Nepo baby bullshit.
44:56Oh, my God.
44:58It doesn't matter where you came from,
45:00I'm still going to send you out into these woods, okay?
45:07All right, campers.
45:09It's getting late.
45:12Who's ready to get tucked in?
45:14Yeah, come on.
45:15Come on, Nepo!
45:17Oh.
45:18Come on, Nepo babies.