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00:00We're beautiful, we're hardworking, in the workforce for years
00:07With a promise to live, we'll pay the unpaid bills
00:11It's all our wealth, in our hands there's two hearts
00:15Capital at the beginning, with which we'll conquer the whole world
00:22We'll conquer the whole third world
00:26We'll conquer the whole third world
00:52What came to your mind to throw pebbles at everyone?
00:56Every scrap dealer does that, they throw pebbles into the can to make it heavier, right?
01:02Just like a man, when he sells a pig, he soaks it in water to make more vegetables, that's how it's done
01:07Nothing comes out of it
01:09Fuck, nothing
01:10And do you know why? Because we are the children of communism, the fallen system
01:14Raised in that shit, we can't live in today's
01:21Do we have a gene of failure?
01:28We spent all our youth in that system
01:31We should live in peace
01:35We should, but time flies, it's impossible
01:38Impossible?
01:41You'll see
01:44You'll see
01:51Dadadadadadadadada
01:58Hehehe
02:01What do you have there, with that scrap again?
02:03New business, a fusion of systems
02:06Do you have a museum of war machines?
02:08Look, the world doesn't belong to capitalists or communists. The world belongs to visionaries
02:12Or maybe you'll make it easier because you only see the world, you understand?
02:15Security in the service of humanity
02:17We will give people life as we did in the past, understand?
02:20Because it used to be better.
02:22Because it's always better.
02:24Because it's never as bad as it is now.
02:26Ta-da!
02:28Who would believe you in such nonsense, man?
02:30There aren't many freaks in the world, right?
02:34Three times yes!
02:38Thank you for coming so quickly, gentlemen.
02:40I have a problem.
02:42They've gone mad.
02:44They only complain.
02:46That they have too cheap cell phones.
02:48That they don't have enough shoes.
02:50They don't know they have it right.
02:52At your age...
02:54Don't nag, dad.
02:56I'll show you what it was like then.
02:58It was hard.
03:00And yet I had a beautiful childhood
03:02only thanks to myself.
03:04And a pair of shoes.
03:06Maybe we shouldn't do what you've already proven.
03:08You also complained to me
03:10that everything is too complicated now.
03:12Men and non-men.
03:14The rules are broken.
03:16You're really stupid, dad.
03:18Leave me alone.
03:20You could've shut up.
03:22Well, since you've made up your minds,
03:24welcome to our company,
03:26Feel Retro Luz.
03:28So that your life
03:30will be just like it was then.
03:32Let me just sign this.
03:42Comrades viewers, let's begin.
03:44TRANSFORMATION
03:48What do you think?
03:52Even a coach from that era.
03:54Specially brought from the old PGR.
03:56Closed 30 years ago.
03:58And carefully painted
04:00on the furniture by the service.
04:02By what service?
04:04I'm sorry, by the service.
04:06If you behave loudly,
04:08the neighbor will come.
04:10That's impossible.
04:12Then try it.
04:14Why is there no dinner yet?
04:16Krzysiu, what's wrong with you?
04:18Neighbor!
04:20Shut up!
04:22I can smell the spirit
04:24from that shout.
04:26Jesus, just like then.
04:28Similar to today, but retro.
04:30It's that Mr. Death.
04:32Yes, exactly.
04:34That old fart can't be fooled.
04:36As if he was only following.
04:38Give me the phone.
04:40One, two.
04:42From now on,
04:44only Tetris.
04:46No, you.
04:48Special prize for Friday.
04:50Krzysiu, not so hard.
04:52And you, one shoe to walk,
04:54the other to the church.
04:56And kids, more dedication.
04:58Can I live with grandfathers?
05:00You can.
05:02If you pay.
05:04Because we do it.
05:10Ow!
05:24You don't allow yourself too much?
05:26What? Then it was possible.
05:28You, hey.
05:30But it's not so bad, is it?
05:32The shouts are quiet,
05:34holy peace.
05:36Turn on some music.
05:38My soul.
05:40Soul.
06:00You dance like then.
06:02Is it bad?
06:04No, it didn't matter.
06:06Hey.
06:10We call the police.
06:12As if.
06:30Hello.
06:32Get up, cursed people of the earth.
06:34Greetings, brotherly greetings.
06:36And congratulations.
06:40Just started
06:42our new energy block.
06:44Comrade Roman,
06:46it's a great honor.
06:48And even greater responsibility.
06:50Nothing.
06:52From now on,
06:54it will not be the same as before.
06:56Life-giving current.
06:58It flowed, illuminating
07:00the city and villages until now.
07:02Of course.
07:04Our party brings people
07:06work, happiness
07:08and prosperity.
07:10Well, hello.
07:12And so going down to earth,
07:14do you have any ideas for other clients?
07:16Comrade Kwidon,
07:18why do we need other clients?
07:20And now I invite you to the race of peace.
07:22To Himmler!
07:32We are hungry.
07:34There is nothing in the fridge.
07:36And it was during my time,
07:38when I was little.
07:40So appreciate what you have now.
07:42We appreciate.
07:44But you have it for a while,
07:46and I had it all my childhood.
07:48Well, you had it bad.
07:50And yet I grew up into a decent man.
07:52And rejoice that I do not transfer
07:54my traumas to you.
07:56We rejoice.
07:58But I'll tell you, Kris,
08:00it was a good experience.
08:02Well, can we eat something?
08:04Sure, dear, sure.
08:06Good morning.
08:08Good morning.
08:10Good morning.
08:12It's you.
08:16It was very instructive.
08:18We finish the PRL project.
08:20Well, it's nice that you liked it.
08:22I understand that you know the password
08:24for the binding contract?
08:26What password again?
08:28What contract?
08:30So the fun goes on.
08:32You must be kidding.
08:34And...
08:36what about breakfast?
08:38If there is nothing in the fridge,
08:40there is nothing to eat.
08:42That's what they didn't teach you at school?
08:44Dad, do something!
08:46Should I call the police?
08:48I already did.
08:52What's going on here?
08:54Well, this gentleman doesn't know the password
08:56and he doesn't like his sister.
08:58Not good.
09:00Helena, look for this contract.
09:10Hurry up!
09:12Gentlemen, what are you doing?
09:14I have to go to work.
09:16To the station?
09:18God forbid, to the printing house.
09:20Do you print at home?
09:22No.
09:24See you later.
09:26We'll wait.
09:34We have time.
09:40Look.
09:42Think about it.
09:50What the hell?
09:52I'm from the Carpathians.
09:54It's a pity there are so few people like you.
09:56My wife always says good morning to me.
09:58She even called us rascals
10:00with such an old-Polish respect.
10:02So that you don't help them.
10:04Dark people.
10:06The people's power is in their ass.
10:08Every power.
10:10And now it's us.
10:12We can be the power.
10:14Just don't overdo it.
10:16Are you threatening me?
10:18Are you threatening the power?
10:22I'm so proud of you.
10:24Muka!
10:30You were supposed to water it.
10:40Krzysiu, Krzysiu.
10:42Don't overdo it.
10:44No, no, no.
10:46This is from the 13th.
10:48Just from the 13th.
10:50And what did Grandpa Frost bring here?
10:54What?
10:56For the lady of the house?
10:58Caramels?
11:00For you?
11:02And for the kids?
11:04Attention!
11:06Chocolate cards!
11:08The kids are hungry.
11:10They won't eat the cards.
11:12So let them complain to America for the sanctions.
11:14What America?
11:16Please let us go.
11:18You know very well
11:20which one.
11:22But it would be better for you
11:24if you didn't see it.
11:26Can I play a video for the kids?
11:28Here you are.
11:30We have two news from Nahor Hubal.
11:32Unfortunately, there's no end to it.
11:34One was about the sister's wedding.
11:36The other was about the tape.
11:38And here's a surprise.
11:40A ship has sailed to Gdynia.
11:42Jaja Fidela!
11:44Take a look!
11:48What are you doing?
11:50It was supposed to be realistic.
11:52So it can't be without
11:54the biggest Polish invention.
11:56Hope!
11:58That's how you play.
12:00And they are with me.
12:02Yes, it's true.
12:04No matter if we know the password or not, we are people.
12:06You are nobody.
12:08You are citizens.
12:10Shame on the authorities.
12:12Unfortunately, you lost, Romus.
12:14If it was nice, it could have lasted.
12:16Mr. Erwan,
12:18I want to join the party.
12:20Wait, Krzysztof. America supports us.
12:22They won't leave us.
12:24I want to join the party.
12:26I don't want to go back to work.
12:28I have to make decisions there.
12:30What?
12:32I feel good here. I have peace here.
12:34I have respect here.
12:36Mr. Krzysztof, we welcome you in our ranks.
12:38We won't forget this.
12:40You can start before 13.
12:42So...
12:44I don't have to do it today.
12:52Not bad.
12:54But you know,
12:56I miss the pilot.
12:58But
13:00I'm not so bad with you.
13:02You see?
13:04I'm fine.
13:06And I like to joke.
13:08I demand full obedience.
13:10We are an industrial power.
13:12We'll be the next one after PiS.
13:14But let's not worry about it.
13:16They won't be here.
13:18Maybe we'll drink vodka.
13:22To make it more familiar.
13:28Krzysiek.
13:30Roman.
13:32I mean, let it be Romek.
13:34Maybe we'll order pizza?
13:36Orange.
13:38Helenka!
13:40Helenka!
13:42If you want, I'll write you down too.
13:44We'll go on a hike together.
13:54Helenka?
13:5684.
14:00Damn, it's like in Elex.
14:02Will you take something or not?
14:04I invite you to the museum
14:06as soon as it's open.
14:08When?
14:10And what about me?
14:12Oh, damn.
14:14A can of cola.
14:16Can I take it?
14:18I'll have it for the collection.
14:20You can take it.
14:24She seems to be well-dressed,
14:26but she's not.
14:34Nothing is lost here.
14:38Cock-a-doodle-doo.
14:48So what will you win, Tomaszewski?
14:50I don't understand.
14:52I've given the party everything.
14:54Everything, dignity, common sense and account.
14:56You play on two fronts.
14:58That's obvious.
15:00You seem to be helping the party.
15:02And actually, you're harming it.
15:04No, it's not true.
15:06You're preparing a baby for Communism.
15:08You're listening to Free Europe.
15:10It's all about my wife.
15:12You have a wife in the opposition.
15:14Sir, it's...
15:16Romek, you know...
15:18The party knows a lot, but not everything.
15:20Sometimes the party only guesses.
15:26What is this?
15:28Jesus Maria.
15:30Foreign gum.
15:32You don't know that
15:34sugar makes you think, right?
15:36My wife gave it to me.
15:38Where did she get it from?
15:40I don't know.
15:42You don't know?
15:44Let me tell you.
15:46She stole it from the shop.
15:48No, that's impossible.
15:50My wife never stole anything.
15:52That's interesting.
15:54So how do you explain
15:56the testimony of Kowalska Krystyna,
15:58an expedient,
16:00who clearly confessed that your wife
16:02stole it from the shop?
16:04I don't know.
16:06I think it's the system
16:08that makes people thieves.
16:10The system!
16:12I wanted to help you,
16:14but apparently I can't.
16:16Then we'll talk about something else.
16:18I'm introducing martial law.
16:20There he is.
16:22We'll show you.
16:24We'll show you.
16:26We're not alone.
16:28They have tanks,
16:30let them live!
16:34And you go to the orphanage.
16:42Sandwiches.
16:46Here they are.
16:54One,
16:56and thank you.
16:58Do you know we respect you?
17:00I've missed you for 30 years.
17:04Bartek, open the door.
17:06I'm not Bartek.
17:08You are.
17:10What does it matter?
17:12You're a part of an unnamed mass.
17:22Miśniewski, you Russian bastard.
17:24I was told that
17:26what's going on here
17:30is illegal and punishable
17:32because of our old friendship.
17:36I have to inform you
17:38that it has to change by tomorrow.
17:40Otherwise
17:42we'll have to intervene
17:44and it won't be
17:46fun anymore.
17:48Comrades!
17:52Goodbye.
18:00Who was that?
18:02A friend.
18:04What did he want?
18:06To warn me not to ruin his life.
18:08Like you?
18:10Exactly.
18:12Like a friend.
18:14Friends,
18:16comrades,
18:18we're at the edge.
18:20Stop talking.
18:22Quiet! Let him finish.
18:24He just let go.
18:26You stop talking too.
18:28I'm sorry. You're right.
18:30Can I go?
18:32Yes.
18:34The situation has matured
18:36to cover up what divides us
18:38and sit at the round table.
18:40I, on my part,
18:42will sign the contract
18:44and give you the password.
18:46God, yes!
18:48Calm down.
18:50But there are some conditions.
18:52But people, ladies and gentlemen,
18:54there are always conditions.
18:56The conditions of the party
18:58are that
19:00once a week
19:02you have to stop playing on the computer
19:04and run in the yard.
19:06You have to drink lemonade
19:08instead of cola,
19:10with potatoes and bone
19:12and cabbage.
19:14Instead of BMW,
19:16you have to buy a Maluch.
19:18Of course. I'll sign it.
19:20And I have to give you the divorce papers.
19:22Yes, I could have expected that.
19:24Okay, Roman, that's enough.
19:26Don't be stupid.
19:28Those times are gone.
19:30Quindon, don't you understand
19:32that something old has to stay,
19:34a link, a pillar of old times.
19:36Why?
19:38If the old world doesn't exist,
19:40maybe we shouldn't exist either.
19:42You have a lot of emotional problems.
19:44Okay, on one condition.
19:46I'll solve your problem
19:48and you won't hurt any family.
19:50The password is
19:52National Stabilization.
19:54Plus.
19:56Okay, sign it.
19:58Thank you very much for your help.
20:00And I hope you won't forget it.
20:02Fuck, Kapuś!
20:04He's a sly duck, but you're worse.
20:06You can be brave, but you can't show it.
20:08And now fuck off, scoundrel.
20:10People.
20:12I called it communism,
20:14but it's such a word.
20:16People, look at me.
20:28Are you still sleeping?
20:30I'm not sleeping.
20:32I had a terrible headache.
20:34Me too.
20:36What were you dreaming about?
20:38Some stupid shit.
20:40It's hard to tell.
20:42I don't know if it was a dream at all.
20:44Me neither.
20:46Almost as if it were real.
20:56Really?
20:58A queue?
21:00I threw a promotion.
21:02With all my clients.
21:04So what?
21:06It doesn't count?
21:08This country will never change.
21:10Never.
21:16In a moment, another episode of
21:18Beautiful and Unemployed.
21:20Our geniuses of business
21:22are opening a food truck.
21:24Then at 10 p.m.
21:26the comedy Love or Throw.
21:28Kargul and Pawlak are going to conquer America.
21:32The end.