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00:00We are beautiful, unemployed, in the workforce for years
00:07With a life sentence and unpaid salaries
00:11It's all our wealth, two hearts on our hands
00:15Capital at the beginning, with which we will conquer the whole world
00:21We will conquer the whole third world
00:25We will conquer the whole third world
00:31Roman, give it back
00:33We are repeating the script, give it back
00:36Again
00:37Again
00:38Success is a talent, but it's based on hard work
00:41Man, are you ready?
00:44Mom, why are you sitting in the window all day?
00:47I'm looking at the pharaohs
00:49Are they holding up well?
00:51Yes, son
00:52Glitter glue is the best choice
00:55Tasia, glitter glue
00:58We have good glitter glue
01:00Tasia, look at the camera
01:04We're done, bravo, it's done
01:07That's how it works
01:08Hey, maybe I would say
01:10These things a little bit in different ways
01:13That, for example
01:14Unwillingly, or there
01:16With bitterness, or jokingly
01:18Or with a whim, what?
01:20What's the difference between unwillingly and with a whim?
01:25These are actor's whims
01:27Either you feel it, or you don't
01:30As a child, I was playing in a cart
01:33Who?
01:34A child in a cart
01:35Who can you play with in a cart?
01:37A child
01:38I have it
01:39Since I was a child, you know?
01:41And I will be someone
01:43I will get to something
01:45Ramus, why are you so selfish?
01:48You don't tell me that I'm a piece of shit, I won't get anywhere
01:51And I'm not good enough, what's going on?
01:53I just don't know how I am
01:56I'll tell you, I have no energy
01:58I'm tired
01:59With what?
02:01I just don't know
02:03With everything around
02:06I'll tell you, it's not my month
02:10What's your month?
02:11This year, it's a bit of a mess
02:13In January, it started badly
02:15It's dragging, dragging
02:17But this one is absolutely not my month
02:20It's written in the horoscope
02:21Since when do you believe in horoscopes?
02:23Since it started to match
02:28We invite number 127
02:32And my time has just come
02:34I'm going, off I go
02:43Click, flash
02:44We have good glue
02:46Glue, glue, I know
02:48One more time
02:50Click, flash
02:51We have good glue
02:54Excuse me
02:58But
03:01It's actually strong
03:03Strong
03:04I'll start again
03:08About the money
03:11Mom!
03:12What's so strong about it?
03:13Stop, stop
03:14Good, you took a break
03:16It wasn't the dynamics, it wasn't the energy
03:19Now, to the camera
03:22Mom!
03:23Stop!
03:24I'm sorry, but I've never seen anything like this
03:26And I've been hosting castings for 30 years
03:28Yes?
03:29Yes
03:30I don't even know how to put it
03:31Because this is new to me
03:34You are the worst, the most disgusting
03:38No, I was too subtle
03:41You should be ashamed that you exist
03:45Not only are you not good at advertising glue
03:47But in general
03:48To society
03:50Please, don't take this to yourself
03:52I mean, no
03:53Please, take it to yourself
03:55It was the worst thing that happened to me in my life
03:57Although I recently found out that I'm adopted
04:00Maybe I'll say it jokingly
04:01Please, get out of here
04:02I'm fine
04:03Please
04:04Take him away
04:06Take him away
04:07Please!
04:15Break
04:18So?
04:20Is that all?
04:21How did it go?
04:23Oh, good
04:25I can see that you felt it
04:28Beautiful, perfect
04:29Bravo!
04:32Did you really see that?
04:33Of course
04:35A wonderful scene of sleep and awakening
04:38What realism
04:39Bah, realism
04:41Naturalism
04:43Everyone cast me here
04:44Some snoring
04:45Please, a real one
04:47We have such times that no one can even play a corpse
04:49People can't even lie still
04:52Amazing
04:55Artur Karton
04:56The producer
04:58I take you to everything
04:59We have to sign the contract immediately
05:02I'm sorry
05:04Because
05:05It just so happens that
05:06I'm Gwidon
05:07I'm
05:08Mr. Roman's agent
05:10And all the cases go through me
05:12There are no cases
05:13I'm like a fish to the water
05:18No
05:20We have to start working together
05:22Since yesterday
05:23Since yesterday
05:24Okay
05:32Gliniarze i Gliniarki, episode 3433, take 3
05:37And action!
05:41He's dead
05:43We have to find out who did it
05:45Who had a good motive
05:47To kill this man in the middle of the night
05:50Stop!
05:51Beautiful!
05:52Beautiful!
05:53Mr. Artur, it's not good
05:54How not good? How beautiful?
05:55Not good
05:56The murderer ran away
05:57How can he run away when he hasn't killed himself yet?
05:59After all
06:01They don't know about it yet
06:02Then he runs away and they kill him
06:04When they catch him
06:05This guy ran away
06:06He was supposed to play him
06:07What happened?
06:08He got a better role
06:09In a show about drugs
06:10He was doing a tour around the correctionists
06:12What are we doing?
06:15I don't know
06:29You
06:31Me?
06:33Who could have done such a terrible thing?
06:36Who could have done such a cruel thing?
06:40Me
06:42Cut!
06:46Good night
06:59Romek, come on, it's about to start
07:01Here you go
07:04This girl is crazy
07:08Do you feel those vibrations in the air?
07:10Did you dress up?
07:11Like a rat to open a channel
07:14Did you hear that?
07:15Pure hate
07:17A dark side of success
07:18I look like a million dollars and I feel that way
07:22But money is not the most important thing
07:24No
07:25Rich people are most often unhappy
07:27So I'm not going to
07:29The most important thing is whether there is mercy in the heart
07:33Take pity on yourself
07:34Because it's the heart that measures my time
07:37Jesus, mercy
07:38Jesus, mercy
07:39In a moment
07:403,383 episodes of the series
07:43Gliniarze i gliniarki
07:46Did you invite someone?
07:50Hello
07:51Thank you very much for inviting me to the premiere
07:54Did you invite him?
07:55I wanted him to see my birthday
07:57So your fall
07:59Lately, I've been wearing sunglasses
08:01So I don't get blinded by the stars
08:05It would completely reflect you
08:07For me, this fall is a dream about doing nothing
08:11Okay, treat it like a star hangover
08:14Who is this?
08:15The psychopath you keep talking about
08:17That he is a rag, a rag, a stick, a broom
08:20A gnid, a gnid
08:21Ma'am, I have many faces
08:23You probably haven't heard of him
08:24But the legend precedes me
08:25Wiśniewski
08:26It's about to start
08:27Gliniarze i gliniarki
08:29But preferably without snorting
08:31Because every word is important
08:34We see lieutenant Malczyński walking down the corridor
08:37Lieutenant Malczyński already knew who did it
08:40It was so simple
08:42I already knew who did it
08:44It was so simple
08:50I knew you did it
08:52It was so simple
08:55Yes, it was me
08:57Why did I kill?
08:59It all depends on whether there is love in the heart
09:02Because my time will come to the heart
09:04Ah, so that's where this text comes from
09:06Yes, I killed him
09:13Sorry, brother, but you can't watch this
09:15I have to turn it off
09:16No, no, no, no, I won't turn it off
09:17No?
09:18There will be a match in 20 minutes
09:20I've never seen such a mess in my life
09:23I didn't watch you play because I was sleeping then
09:25But you are as dirty as...
09:28As a rod to a colonoscopy
09:32Something was really wrong there
09:34They were filming me from below
09:36Inadvertently
09:38The editing also counts
09:40Because if I take a bad double...
09:42Your whole life is a bad double
09:45You didn't like it either?
09:47I don't know myself there
09:48You've been staring at your phone all the time
09:50What do you think?
09:51In addition, we're unloading
09:55Match
09:58You're right
09:59I'm a pathetic, bad actor
10:02The worst
10:04Even in such a ridiculous series
10:07What?
10:08You won't comfort me after this?
10:09We are honest with you, appreciate it
10:15Producer
10:16Don't pick up, you probably want me to pay you back
10:19Hello?
10:24Are you sure it's about me?
10:27That's great
10:29Excuse me, could you repeat that?
10:32Thank you
10:34The station has seen this episode
10:36It's a hit
10:37They want you for everything
10:38For each of our productions
10:40For difficult situations
10:42For loyalty
10:44For high school, for the committee
10:45You'll be their star
10:47Take care, Zdolniak
10:49Well
10:50Unfortunately
10:52You don't know each other
10:54But to be fair
10:57I don't know myself either
10:59But from now on
11:00I will never doubt my talent
11:03A new chapter begins for me
11:05My rocket takes off
11:07Vertically
11:08Upwards
11:09And leaves
11:10Three
11:12Small spots
11:13On the blue globe
11:15Kazimierz didn't expect
11:17That Beata would betray him
11:19While he was at work
11:22Beata?
11:23Why are you betraying me
11:24While I'm at work?
11:33I didn't think Beata would betray me
11:35While I was at work
11:37Stop!
11:38Stop?
11:39Stop again?
11:41No one knows the script
11:43You can't say it's very mysterious
11:46Is she an actress?
11:48Are you an actress?
11:50No
11:51Come on
11:52She's not an actress
11:53Who do I have to work with?
12:00It's hot!
12:01I'm burning!
12:02Man!
12:04Give me some coffee
12:06Move it!
12:13It's too cold
12:15Did you drink it from the well?
12:17Did you drink it?
12:20Take it away
12:24Franciszek didn't expect
12:26That this mysterious disease
12:28Would determine his whole life
12:30It's a mysterious disease
12:32No
12:34I won't let this mysterious disease
12:36Determine my life
12:38No
12:41Okay
12:44And now?
12:46Gnojki?
12:48No one will leave the classroom
12:50Until I find out
12:51Who fucked up the bathroom
12:53Probably a gypsy, right?
12:59Stop!
13:00Beautiful!
13:02Beautiful!
13:03How did you like it?
13:04Diamond!
13:05Diamond!
13:06Cut!
13:07Go ahead
13:10Unfortunately, you changed the text
13:12Roma
13:13Not a gypsy
13:15My hero is politically incorrect
13:18I'm changing your texts
13:19You should pay me for that
13:21And not criticize
13:26That was good
13:27But don't get mad
13:32Just be careful
13:33With that hand
13:34Because it's hot
13:35If I get sick
13:36I'll give you an injection
13:40Excuse me
13:41Can we take a picture with you?
13:43What an honor
13:44Young fans
13:45Here you go
13:47Will you take a picture?
13:49Come on
13:52And a kiss
13:54Thank you
13:56This guy is the best
14:05Before we start
14:07I would like to thank you
14:10Dear Academy for
14:11Oh, it's heavy
14:13And all those who supported me
14:16My family
14:18My brother
14:19What are you doing?
14:20Who's talking?
14:21I am
14:23Romek!
14:24You're so small for me
14:25That to talk to you
14:26I need a magnifying glass
14:28I see your big eye from your side
14:31I look at Hollywood from the other eye
14:34To see the customs there
14:36How people behave
14:37Don't you know English?
14:39I will speak to them
14:40In the universal language of talent
14:43You're proud
14:44It's not me, Romek
14:46I mean, me too
14:47But I listen to what people say
14:49You know what?
14:50To this magnifying glass
14:51Put on a hearing aid
14:52What for?
14:53You really have ears
14:55Just so you don't lose your hat
14:57Here you go
15:00Meryl
15:01Jack
15:02Ritik Vidon
15:03Look at this
15:05What is it?
15:06What is it?
15:09It's a joke for young people
15:11It's called a meme
15:13So, the second pen
15:17So what?
15:18It's a joke for young people
15:20What's the point?
15:23And the final blow to the genitals
15:26How can you betray me?
15:27Why are you betraying me?
15:28Why are you betraying me?
15:29Why are you betraying me?
15:30Why are you betraying me?
15:31Why are you betraying me?
15:32I do it
15:33This is the highest level of appreciation for an artist
15:36A hard piece of art
15:37In that case
15:38Take it
15:39Appreciate it
15:40Rubin
15:41Buddies
15:42As well as buddies
15:43This is your favorite
15:4410 of Wiśniewski
15:45Which is my top 10
15:46Worst scenes
15:47With this guy
15:52I'm sorry
15:54I really thought
15:55You'd make it this time
15:56And now
15:57Let's look at the beginning
15:58Of the career
15:59In front of the cameras
16:00Romek, look
16:01What an elegant leaf
16:02What a mess
16:04You're just jealous
16:06You can only sleep
16:07And I can live apart from that
16:10The producer didn't appreciate me
16:11The station appreciated me
16:12And my own brother can't
16:15I was going to greet you
16:16At the Oscars
16:17But
16:18Not anymore
16:20Not anymore
16:23Yes, of course
16:27It's going smoothly
16:30Of course
16:31It's only a matter of time
16:38Wiesiu
16:39Ah, Wiesiu
16:40This Gwidon
16:41Is a real gem
16:43Yes
16:44Rarely
16:45Such a
16:46Embarrassing guy
16:48Who
16:49I think
16:50He can play
16:52Yes
16:53This is the level of embarrassment
16:54Which the audience adores
16:57We have to squeeze him to sleep
16:59And in the end
17:00When he wakes up
17:01It was good
17:02How fresh he was
17:03He's depressed
17:06You're right
17:07Suicide is better
17:09Yes, it will help us
17:10With the repetitions
17:12A tragic hero
17:13A cruel truth
17:14A canon
17:15And then
17:16We'll make a film about him
17:19And we'll play
17:20The gardener
17:22Yes
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17:324
17:335
17:346
17:357
17:368
17:379
17:3810
17:3911
17:4012
17:4113
17:4214
17:45Oh my god
17:47Oh my god
17:48This legend
17:49Regina
17:50Regina is the
17:51Traitor Kazimierz
17:52Who?
17:53Oh my god
17:54How beautifully you betrayed
17:55He was dying
17:56And he was a traitor
17:57Please
17:58Do you hear his voice? It's so hoarse.
18:03Did she really betray you?
18:06Yes. I couldn't believe she betrayed me.
18:09And when I was at work.
18:12Would you allow me to give you something?
18:15I brought it to my grandchildren, but it's such a star.
18:18Such a real man.
18:20Chocolate.
18:22Such a real man.
18:24All right. Thank you very much.
18:26And tell Zolta that when I meet her, I'll get even with her.
18:35Bye.
18:56Bye.
19:17Goodbye.
19:19Goodbye.
19:21Mr. Gwidon!
19:24That's enough. All the best.
19:31What's going on here?
19:33I have such admirers in this age group.
19:37But at least someone loves you, right?
19:40If I were your age and in your body, I would be happy.
19:44Although I'm still waiting for my type.
19:47From sleep.
19:49But let's make a deal.
19:51Statistically, I'd rather meet a snitch or a terrible boor.
19:55There's nothing to complain about.
19:57No, no.
19:59I would prefer someone in a younger age group.
20:03But thanks to this, I collect sweets for the rest of my life.
20:08If you want, I can give it to you.
20:11I'll sell it to you for free.
20:16The date of importance is the year of my birth.
20:19And Russia.
20:23And action!
20:50That's not enough.
20:52Even for me, this is too little work.
20:55I give up.
20:57I'm going home.
20:59Give me your hand.
21:05Give it to me.
21:07Maria, please, move.
21:09Move.
21:11And we're playing.
21:13There's an action.
21:20With such a duet, you can't break up so easily.
21:24Therefore, in a moment, another episode of Beautiful and Unemployed.
21:49THE END