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01:30My mom, Ji Hong, and I, we are the third most developed country in the world
01:35We have to fight against your dad and my father-in-law's super power politics
01:43Through this, your dad and my father-in-law will have a moment of relief
01:48So that he doesn't have to hit the table with the stool every now and then
01:52He doesn't have to hit the table with the stool every now and then
01:56Do you agree?
01:57Yes
01:59Listen to my brother-in-law's words
02:01The Holy Poison is like a pig
02:02Cuihua is here
02:03I'll talk to my brother-in-law
02:06No, no, no
02:07Xiaowei
02:09Time waits for no man
02:11The burden is heavy
02:12Yes, yes
02:13Wait until the day of victory
02:15Let's have a celebration drink
02:17I'm leaving
02:18Brother-in-law
02:19No, brother-in-law
02:20What are you going to do?
02:21Go over there to provoke
02:22What?
02:23No, no, no
02:25Go over there to mediate
02:28Know yourself and your enemy
02:29In order to win hundreds of battles
02:32Brother-in-law, I wish you success
02:34Comrades
02:35Wait for my victory
02:39Slow down
02:41Ji Hong
02:42Why hasn't Sun Ming come yet?
02:45Don't worry
02:46Sun Ming has promised me
02:48In less than half an hour
02:50I can take Xiaowei home
02:52Don't worry
02:53It's less than 20 minutes
02:56Coming
02:58Oh, my God
03:00Oh, my God
03:01Oh, my God
03:02Wait, wait, wait
03:03I
03:04I
03:05Say it, say it
03:06Say it
03:08One word
03:10Nanjing
03:11Oh, oh, oh
03:12That rotten mouth
03:13I can't stop it
03:14I'm in a hurry to let you say it
03:15You don't say it
03:16Tell me what's going on
03:17I was beaten by Niu Xiaowei
03:19Ah
03:20Oh
03:21The dog still has to see the master
03:23Go to the accountant
03:25You're not making a big deal
03:28Besides
03:29Although I was beaten
03:30But I have settled the matter
03:32Then why did my son beat you?
03:34Because of my dad
03:36Why do you blame me?
03:37Didn't you kick him out?
03:39I've been in a bad mood
03:41I was going to take him home today
03:44But he didn't come back
03:46Oh, my God
03:47Oh, my God
03:48Dad
03:50What Xiaowei said about you
03:53Too bad
03:55What did he say about me?
03:56He
03:58Oh, my God
04:00He said you
04:01Often run amok
04:03Niu
04:04He often bullies men and women
04:06Who is this?
04:08Bullying men is bullying me and him
04:10Bullying women is bullying my mother and Ji Hong
04:12He
04:13He also said you
04:14Use your hands to spend money
04:15Lazy to sit
04:16You have this, too
04:17Little rascal
04:18You say you don't talk about civilization
04:21He also said your parents are crazy
04:22Political tyranny
04:24Call my mother Ji Hong
04:25I
04:26Stop it
04:27All of us
04:28To fight you
04:29Resolutely
04:31Then he
04:34Doesn't he have any shortcomings?
04:36Dad
04:37I agree with you very much
04:39I also questioned him at the time
04:41What did you say?
04:42I'm Niu Xiaowei
04:44Don't you have any shortcomings?
04:46Yes
04:47Don't think your wings are hard
04:49You can pretend to be big
04:51You said our mother
04:53It's easy to pull you up
04:55But what did you contribute to our father and mother?
04:59Well said
05:00Niu Xiaowei
05:02Look at others
05:03Look at you
05:04Look at the mess in the front yard
05:07He was young
05:08Yes
05:09You said he graduated from primary school
05:11You are working at home
05:13He graduated from college and became an engineer
05:16You are still mixing rice at home
05:18He has now opened a big company
05:20You rely on your parents to sponsor two money
05:22Just opened a small restaurant
05:26How good you are
05:29What qualifications do you have?
05:31You dare to talk back to your parents
05:33You ran away from home
05:36You are not filial
05:38You walk in the flesh
05:39You are a wolf
05:45His family is not so bad
05:48No
05:49Dad
05:50Dad
05:51I said so much in a fit of anger
05:54But after I said this
05:57Guess what?
05:58What?
05:59Xiaowei is full of anger
06:01Tears
06:03He wants to repent
06:05Be a Buddha
06:07Be a human again
06:12How about you, Sun Ming?
06:14When did I say a lie?
06:18You didn't say
06:21In fact
06:25In fact
06:27Sometimes I did something wrong
06:31Since Xiaowei admitted his mistake
06:35Let's take him back
06:37Let's go
06:39Let's take him back
06:41Stop
06:42Don't go
06:44Why?
06:46Dad
06:49We can't be deceived by Xiaowei's false image
06:54According to my observation
06:56Xiaowei's usual way of fighting is to talk
06:59Pretend to be a fake
07:01Speak back
07:03So our struggle with him is far from over
07:09Sun Ming
07:11Ji Hong said you came back to make peace
07:14Yes
07:15Why do I hear you want to make peace?
07:18Dad
07:20How can we make peace?
07:22That's what I mean
07:24I just want to teach him a lesson
07:26I don't want him to threaten you with running away
07:30I don't want the whole family to be in peace
07:32I just want him to suffer once
07:36What do you mean?
07:38What do you mean?
07:40Let him suffer once
07:42I think Sun Ming is right
07:44OK
07:45Now that you've agreed
07:47I'm going to use this method
07:49In the newspaper
07:51In the name of my dad
07:53I'm going to publish an advertisement for hiring a filial son
07:55And teach him a lesson
07:57In the name of me
07:59Hiring a son?
08:01Can you do that?
08:03Who wants to be his son?
08:05Dad
08:07I'm telling you, there's no problem
08:09There's an old gentleman in the south
08:11He used this method
08:13To teach his filial son
08:15And he got over 200
08:17And he taught his son well
08:19The whole family is in peace
08:21But we're from the north
08:23It doesn't matter
08:25Sun Ming
08:27Do you think this will work?
08:29Of course
08:31If you agree
08:33I'm going to do it right now
08:35Don't go yet
08:37Mom, time waits for no man
08:39I have to go
08:41Please wait for my news of victory
08:47Do you think this will work?
08:49He's only 23
08:51Where is he going?
08:53Yeah, where is he going?
08:55I'm confused
08:57I don't think so
08:59He's hiring a filial son
09:01He won't cause him any trouble
09:03What if you meet someone
09:05Who knows
09:07Maybe he'll take me and your mom
09:09I don't know
09:21That's the way it is
09:23I won't let you go
09:25It's no use
09:27Brother-in-law
09:29My dad really wants to hire a son
09:33I can't persuade him
09:35I wanted to take him
09:37But I didn't expect
09:39My dad would take us
09:43He doesn't love me at all
09:47This time
09:49You really broke his heart
09:51He thinks
09:53You always
09:55Talk too much
09:57Spend too much
09:59And do stupid things
10:01I'll change
10:03If you say so
10:05I'll try again
10:07Go try
10:09As long as you do it
10:11You'll never be fired
10:13Deal
10:15It's a deal
10:17Comrades
10:19Please wait for my news of victory
10:21Thank you
10:31What are you doing here?
10:33Brother-in-law
10:35I want to ask you
10:37Do you really want to advertise
10:39To hire a son for my dad?
10:41No way
10:43I just want to scare him
10:45And make him happy
10:47There's only one purpose
10:49Through this
10:51Let him know
10:53Don't think that
10:55Our dad can't live without him
10:57There are many filial sons in the society
10:59Let him think about it
11:01What if it's fake?
11:03What if my dad finds out?
11:07He won't
11:09I've hired someone
11:11I'll call home
11:13If necessary
11:15Someone will talk to him
11:17Through this
11:19Let him know
11:21Don't think that
11:23His son is good
11:25Or bad
11:27Let him know
11:29Wei
11:31Sun Ming
11:33Your idea is good
11:35I'm doing it for you
11:37Will it work?
11:39Don't worry
11:41Just wait for my news of victory
11:43Don't worry
11:45What's wrong with you?
11:47Why are you so stubborn?
11:49It's all your fault
11:55Mom
11:57Dad
11:59Ji Hong
12:01Didn't Sun Ming say
12:03He would advertise for me?
12:05I can't find him
12:07He's a beggar
12:09He's on the internet
12:11I can't find him
12:13Hello
12:15It's for you
12:17Hello
12:19Hello
12:21I'm Niu Yong Gui
12:23Yes
12:25I'm looking for a son
12:27I'm looking for a filial son
12:29Yes
12:31Are you happy?
12:33OK
12:35How old are you?
12:3771?
12:39No
12:41I'm 63
12:43Sorry
12:45Dad
12:47Sun Ming is very efficient
12:49Yes
12:59Hello
13:01I'm Niu Yong Gui
13:03Are you happy to give me a son?
13:05Yes
13:07OK
13:09Thank you
13:11Where are you from?
13:13School?
13:15School is good
13:17School is promising
13:19School is developing
13:21OK
13:23Which school are you from?
13:25Hongqi Primary School
13:27I'm familiar with that school
13:29Jun Jun's school
13:31How old are you?
13:3371
13:35No
13:37I'm looking for a son
13:39My grandson is already 13
13:41Oh my god
13:43You're a mess
13:45Pick up
13:47I don't dare to
13:49Pick up
13:53Hello
13:55I'm Niu Yong Gui
13:57Yes
13:59Zhang Man Yu
14:01Zhang Man Yu
14:03I'm looking for a son
14:05I'm not looking for a wife
14:07What the hell
14:09Why are you looking for a wife?
14:11Mom
14:13It's all Sun Ming's fault
14:15Why is it Sun Ming's fault?
14:21If only I asked for a face-to-face talk
14:27Zhang Man Yu
14:29My grandson
14:31It's all up to you this time
14:33Let me tell you
14:35As long as you enter the house
14:37You will shout
14:39Until he kicks you out
14:41Got it?
14:43100 yuan
14:45Thank you
14:47What are you looking at?
14:49It's real
14:51OK
14:53I wish you success
14:55Thank you
14:57Mom
15:03Coming
15:05Who is it?
15:07Where is my dad?
15:09Where is my dad?
15:11Niu Yong Gui
15:13Where is my dad?
15:15My dad
15:19I'm Niu Yong Gui
15:23Dad
15:27How are you?
15:29Good
15:31Come here
15:35Don't be angry
15:37Let's talk
15:39I saw you
15:41Advertising your son
15:43Oh my god
15:45I was shocked
15:47I didn't expect
15:49There is such a good thing
15:51In the world
15:53What is this good thing?
15:55I'm looking for my son
15:57Your son is good
15:59Who doesn't know
16:01When your son is at home
16:03He is your dad
16:05If you don't mind
16:07I will be your son
16:09Pour me a cup of water
16:11She is my wife
16:15I thought
16:17She is your wife
16:19She is my daughter
16:21Sister
16:23Oh my god
16:25What a mess
16:27Look
16:29Dad, you are lucky this time
16:31As the saying goes
16:33One son, one daughter
16:35One flower
16:37What are you doing?
16:39How can my sister be like this?
16:41Dad, let me tell you
16:43You want my son to be right
16:45Your son has no problem
16:47He is very capable
16:49What can you do?
16:51Oh my god
16:53I can do a lot
16:55I can smoke
16:57I can drink
16:59I can play mahjong and dance
17:01I can sleep with my wife
17:03I can do everything
17:09What can't you do?
17:13Work
17:15I can't work
17:17But it's okay
17:19We can live together
17:21After we get married
17:23We can live together
17:31Get out
17:33Get out
17:35Get out
17:39What are you doing?
17:41Get out
17:43Why do you turn your face?
17:45You don't need to do this
17:49If you miss me
17:51Call me
17:53What are you doing?
17:57What are you doing?
17:59She is far away from my son
18:01She is like heaven and earth
18:05Now you miss your son
18:07What are you doing?
18:11Mom
18:13Sleep
18:15Okay
18:17I will teach you a lesson
18:25I did my best
18:27But I still can't stop my dad
18:29Wait for me
18:31Anyway
18:33I have to go home
18:35Why?
18:37I think my dad has more than 20 sons
18:39He will beat you to death
18:41What should I do?
18:43I have an idea
18:45What is it?
18:47You pretend to be engaged
18:49Call home
18:51Talk to your dad
18:53Take the chance to reunite with him
18:55I think it's a good idea
18:57Why?
18:59My dad can recognize my voice
19:01Why are you so stupid?
19:03You can't play the old man
19:05Pretend to be young
19:09Try it
19:11I will kill you
19:23Hello
19:25Hello
19:27Hello
19:29Hello
19:33It's me
19:35Dad
19:37My dad
19:39No
19:41My dad
19:45Don't call me dad
19:47We are all comrades
19:51No, you are my real dad
19:55If you insist
19:57I will be your dad for a while
20:03To be honest
20:05I am just an unfilial son
20:07who ran away from home
20:11My son
20:13Let me tell you
20:15I am also a dad
20:17who forced his son to run away
20:19from home
20:23Dad
20:25I want to go home
20:27Can they let me go home?
20:29Of course
20:31I love my son
20:33Dad
20:35If you have such a son
20:37Will you forgive him?
20:41Of course
20:43I will forgive him
20:45I will
20:49Dad
20:51I will go home
20:53Come back
20:55I miss you so much
20:57Dad
20:59Dad
21:01I am back
21:03Dad
21:05I am back
21:07Dad
21:09I am back
21:11Enough
21:13We are all happy
21:15Xiaowei
21:17Give me my money
21:1950 yuan for mobile phone
21:21100 yuan for calling
21:23You
21:25250 yuan for pretending to be a son
21:27250 for pretending to be a son
21:29Simei
21:31You called my mom a nanny
21:33You called my dad a friend
21:35I will kill you
21:37Yes
21:39Kill him
21:41What are you doing?
21:43What are you doing?
21:45Kill
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