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00:00Let's eat.
00:02You have to eat like this.
00:04You have to make me eat like this.
00:06Yeah, yeah.
00:08You don't like the food I cook.
00:10You come to me to give me food.
00:12You are just like your dad.
00:14I can't stand it anymore.
00:16Put down your chopsticks.
00:18When are your mom and dad going to pick you up?
00:20I don't know.
00:22I don't know.
00:24I don't know.
00:26I don't know.
00:28When are your mom and dad going to pick you up?
00:30My grandpa is in the hospital.
00:32My mom and dad have to stay with me.
00:34At least a week.
00:36It's a long time.
00:38You have to be prepared for my thoughts for a long time.
00:40Oh, dinner.
00:42Wait for my mom and dad to come back.
00:44You count with them.
00:46The guests are here.
00:50Big brother, sit down.
00:54You are just like your dad.
00:56Big brother, sit down.
00:58You said this is the restaurant.
01:02Yes, big brother.
01:04This is the restaurant.
01:06Where is the boss?
01:08Boss.
01:10Liu Xiaowei.
01:12What?
01:16Do you know him?
01:18No.
01:22This is my big brother.
01:24Lao Lang.
01:28Yes.
01:30What do you want to eat?
01:32What do you want to eat?
01:34My big brother can't eat at your place.
01:38My big brother is here to protect you.
01:40Do you know?
01:42You sit down first.
01:44The guests are here.
01:46Get out.
01:48Get out.
01:50Can't you hear me?
01:52What's wrong?
01:54Let's go.
01:58Don't go.
02:00The guests are gone.
02:02It's not easy to have so many guests.
02:04Stop.
02:06They are
02:08Lao Lang.
02:10Lao Lang?
02:12I'm still a tiger.
02:14I like it.
02:18What are you looking at?
02:20What are you looking at?
02:22Why did you drive the guests away?
02:24Let me tell you.
02:26You are also young.
02:28So what?
02:30If you want to do business,
02:32from today on,
02:34you have to pay the protection fee every month.
02:36Do you know?
02:38To whom?
02:40My big brother.
02:42This is Lang.
02:44Your name is Mr. Lang.
02:46My big brother will go out in person today.
02:48We really look up to you.
02:50We
02:52really don't need you to look up to us.
02:56Why do we give the money to you?
02:58Why do you charge people for nothing?
03:00It's not for nothing.
03:04We are protecting your fee.
03:06What are you protecting?
03:08A lot.
03:12Do you know how big my big brother is?
03:14I don't know.
03:16You scared me.
03:18We don't talk about Beijing.
03:20We don't talk about the central government.
03:22We don't talk about the city.
03:24What are you talking about?
03:26Is it?
03:28Is it?
03:30You are too polite.
03:32I'll tell you.
03:34What?
03:36Do you know Minister Ma of Beijing?
03:38He is as tall as your small restaurant.
03:40What?
03:42Then you talk about the area.
03:44It's not necessary.
03:46The city?
03:48It's not necessary.
03:50The district?
03:52It's not necessary.
03:54But I'll tell you.
03:56What troubles you?
03:58The street.
04:00The police station.
04:02Let me tell you.
04:04No matter which level.
04:06As long as we have Lang.
04:08We can handle it.
04:10What?
04:12As long as we pay the security fee.
04:14If we meet a thief.
04:16If we eat a fly.
04:20If we eat a rat.
04:22As long as we have my big brother.
04:24We can handle it.
04:26We don't steal.
04:28We don't eat flies.
04:30We don't eat rats.
04:32We don't eat flies.
04:34We don't eat rats.
04:36You don't need to handle it.
04:38Get out.
04:40What?
04:42What?
04:44If we don't handle it, we have to pay the security fee.
04:46If we don't protect it, we have to protect it.
04:48Cut the crap.
04:50150 yuan per month.
04:52Pay the 300 yuan first.
04:54No.
04:56You little girl.
04:58What?
05:00Big brother.
05:02Since they don't have money.
05:04We don't need it.
05:06Let's go.
05:08Big brother.
05:10Little girl.
05:12I tell you.
05:14You have to pay us one day.
05:16Little girl.
05:18Take care.
05:20Don't get stuck.
05:22It's heavy.
05:24Get out.
05:26They are gone.
05:28Uncle, they are gone.
05:30Let's go.
05:32I will drive the wolves away.
05:36I think they are fierce today.
05:38Why are you afraid of them?
05:40They are my classmates' father.
05:42They are not bad people.
05:44If you can't deal with them.
05:46I will deal with them.
05:48You little girl.
05:50What do you know?
05:52I can deal with them.
05:54Do you believe me?
05:56I believe you.
06:00I believe you.
06:14Stop.
06:16All of you stop.
06:18You are so bad.
06:20How dare you call Chunqiu my father?
06:22I tell you.
06:24You are bully in the class.
06:26My grandson can't stand it.
06:28You dare to intervene?
06:29Why don't you ask around?
06:30If I don't ask around, I know what kind of person you are.
06:33Tell me.
06:33Why do we have to buy ice cream for you?
06:36That's the protection fee they voluntarily pay.
06:39Why do you earn protection fee?
06:41Did your father learn it from you?
06:42Or did you learn it from your father?
06:44You.
06:44You can't manage it.
06:46I just want to manage it.
06:47I'll manage it with you and your father.
06:50Xiao Yang, you want to fight, don't you?
06:52The road is uneven.
06:52Help each other.
06:53Today, I'll let you taste the power of our Meteor F5.
06:56Go!
06:59You dare to intervene?
07:00Why do we have to buy ice cream for you?
07:02Why don't you ask around?
07:03Why don't you ask around?
07:05Tell me.
07:05Do you dare to receive the protection fee?
07:07I dare not.
07:08I dare not.
07:10If you dare to intervene again,
07:11I'll hit you once I see you.
07:13Do you want to surrender?
07:14Brother Sun, I surrender.
07:16I surrender.
07:16I'll follow you from now on.
07:18OK.
07:19Come on.
07:20Let go of your hands.
07:22Since you are willing to surrender,
07:23I'll appoint you as the second leader of our Meteor F5.
07:27Thank you, Chief.
07:30You are wrong.
07:31I'm not the chief.
07:32I'm the assistant.
07:33Chief?
07:34Yes.
07:35Today, I defeated you.
07:36I helped the girls of our class.
07:38Next, I'll help your father.
07:41Help my father?
07:42Yes.
07:58Oh my god.
08:01You are here.
08:03Did you take anything?
08:06No, I didn't.
08:07Show me.
08:08I didn't take anything.
08:09What did I give you?
08:10I didn't take anything.
08:11I don't know.
08:13Where is the money?
08:14I...
08:16Do you really want to pay the protection fee?
08:19Tian, listen to me.
08:20Give me the money.
08:24I don't believe it.
08:26If you don't pay the protection fee, what can he do to us?
08:28What can he do to us?
08:30Wang doesn't pay the protection fee.
08:33What can he do to us?
08:35He not only broke the electricity,
08:36but also hit people.
08:37He stayed in the hospital for half a month.
08:39What can he do to us?
08:41That's because he is too cowardly.
08:43He is afraid.
08:45You are not afraid.
08:47If you are not afraid,
08:48they won't break the electricity
08:49and they won't hit people.
08:50The tough ones are afraid of the tough ones.
08:52The tough ones are afraid of the tough ones.
08:54The tough ones are afraid of the tough ones.
08:56Yes.
08:57So you are the tough one.
08:58Yes.
08:59The tough ones are like Tan Huang.
09:01If you are weak, he is strong.
09:03You should say to those people,
09:06if you want money, you can't ask for your life.
09:08As the saying goes,
09:09people prefer to be beaten to death
09:12than to be scared to death.
09:14You are a coward.
09:15No.
09:16You think I'm afraid of them?
09:18You are wrong.
09:21You are wrong.
09:23You are a rich man.
09:25You know nothing about the world.
09:27What are you doing?
09:29I'm spending money to buy peace.
09:33Do you think you can buy peace by spending money?
09:36No.
09:38This Wu Di Dong is endless.
09:40Besides,
09:41how can we give our money to them?
09:44By the way,
09:45call the police.
09:46Bullshit.
09:47Why do we need to call the police?
09:48These hooligans are like wildfire.
09:51If the police catch these hooligans,
09:53there will be other hooligans.
09:54Right?
09:55Besides,
09:56those hooligans will be released sooner or later.
09:58If they retaliate against us,
10:00we will be in trouble.
10:02Right?
10:03Yes.
10:04These hooligans are so hateful.
10:06They should be shot.
10:08Shot?
10:09Yes.
10:10But the protection fee is so little.
10:12How can we sentence them to death?
10:14It's a legal society now.
10:16Your phone.
10:19It's them.
10:21Don't be afraid.
10:22Be tough.
10:23Let's see what they can do to us.
10:24Go.
10:27Be tough.
10:28Yes.
10:32Hello.
10:33I'm Niu Xiao Wei.
10:34Speak louder.
10:36Protection fee.
10:38I want to give my money to my compatriots.
10:41Niu Xiao Wei.
10:42What's your name?
10:43My name is Black Evil.
10:46And?
10:47I don't have a man.
10:49A beggar looks more like an old lady.
10:51And?
10:52What else?
10:53OK.
10:54I'm not Niu Xiao Wei.
10:55I'm Xiao Yi Ben Niu.
10:56OK?
10:57Listen to me.
10:58If you don't pay the protection fee,
10:59they will...
11:00break the electricity.
11:01If they hit you,
11:02they will stab you.
11:03I don't pay the protection fee.
11:04This old man.
11:05This old woman.
11:06They will kill you.
11:08If they kill us,
11:10how can we live?
11:12Right?
11:13If they kill you,
11:14how can I live?
11:15Right?
11:16If they kill me...
11:17I'm fine.
11:19If they are as scared as you,
11:20they will be more arrogant.
11:22No.
11:23Anyway,
11:24no matter what,
11:25I can't let my parents know.
11:27I've made them worried enough.
11:28And what can I do?
11:30I still say the same thing.
11:32Call the police.
11:33When it's dangerous,
11:34we should ask the police for help.
11:36The police...
11:39Oh, no.
11:40I...
11:41I didn't hang up the phone.
11:43They heard what you said.
11:45They heard what you said.
11:46They heard what you said.
11:47What can I do?
11:48I said I wouldn't call the police.
11:49But you insisted.
11:50Let me see if they hang up the phone.
11:52Hello?
11:54They didn't hang up.
11:55Let me explain to them.
11:56Hello?
11:58They hung up.
12:07What's up?
12:08I heard someone
12:09called the police yesterday.
12:11Really?
12:12Who is it?
12:13It's not me.
12:14Let me see him.
12:16It's me.
12:18What's up?
12:22How dare you!
12:23How dare you say yes?
12:26What do you want?
12:27Grandma.
12:29I'm so tired of you.
12:30I'm so tired of you.
12:32What are you doing?
12:33Brother.
12:34Don't.
12:35Don't be angry.
12:36Don't make trouble in front of me.
12:37Don't make trouble in front of me.
12:38You want to take advantage of me.
12:39What should I do?
12:40Say something.
12:41Brother Lang.
12:42Brother Lang.
12:44My wife has a long hair and a short sight.
12:46Don't be like her.
12:47Forgive her this time.
12:48Stop.
12:49Apologize to her.
12:50Go home.
12:51It's me.
12:52OK.
12:53You have a personality.
12:55I like it.
12:56Big brother.
12:58Go to their kitchen.
13:00Do you know what's there?
13:01I know.
13:02Don't.
13:03Big brother.
13:04We have something to talk about.
13:05We have something to talk about.
13:06We have something to talk about.
13:07Give me the money.
13:08Well.
13:10You want money?
13:11Yes.
13:12Take the money.
13:13I got it.
13:14I got it.
13:16Well.
13:17Pour the tea.
13:21You want the money.
13:22Why do you take the water bucket?
13:25Well.
13:26You have to pay the protection fee.
13:29Today.
13:30I will protect you first.
13:35What's this?
13:36What's this?
13:37Big brother.
13:38Big brother.
13:39Water.
13:40Well.
13:41Pour.
13:44Well.
13:46Pour again.
13:48Well.
13:51Big brother.
13:52What are you doing?
13:53You are so cruel.
13:56Wait and see.
13:59Big brother.
14:01Let's go first.
14:03Clean up.
14:04Clean up.
14:05Clean up.
14:08I.
14:09I.
14:10Oops, you bitch.
14:12Why do you make such a mess?
14:14I'll kill you.
14:16Get out.
14:22Be quiet.
14:25It's urgent meeting.
14:29There is an important situation I want to report.
14:33You have to secretly keep it.
14:36OK.
14:37OK.
14:38Why do you do that?
14:39What's going on?
14:41Didn't the teacher announce that we, the Meteor Five,
14:43are an illegal organization and we have to disband?
14:45Do you still think you are the leader?
14:47It turns out that we, the Meteor Five,
14:49are targeting you, the Spring and Autumn Five.
14:51You have already killed me.
14:53Of course, we, the Meteor Five, have to disband.
14:55But, Little Nezha,
14:57what we are talking about today
14:59is related to your and your father's future.
15:01Future?
15:03What does it have to do with my father?
15:05Don't be so scary.
15:07Don't talk nonsense.
15:09Do you promise to keep it a secret?
15:11If you don't promise, we won't take you to play in the future.
15:13Don't be like this. I promise you.
15:15Swear.
15:17I swear.
15:19Say it.
15:21All right.
15:23I downloaded a picture of the wanted criminal from the Internet.
15:25This person
15:27is your father's boss,
15:29Lao Lang.
15:31What?
15:33It seems to be here.
15:35It's here.
15:37Why is it so noisy?
15:39What's going on?
15:41Is it a big shop?
15:43All right. You withdraw. I will cover it.
15:45Wait a minute.
15:47Wait a minute.
15:49You can't hide from the trouble.
15:51Let me take a look.
15:53Where is it?
15:55It's Wang's Antique Shop.
15:57Mr. Wang is here.
15:59Come in, Mr. Wang.
16:01Welcome.
16:03Welcome to our shop.
16:05Welcome.
16:07We
16:09are here to thank
16:11you two.
16:13You are welcome.
16:15This is what we should do.
16:17What?
16:19What should you do?
16:21What should you do?
16:23What do you thank us for?
16:25Yes.
16:27Thank you two
16:29for helping us.
16:57You have caused us a lot of trouble.
16:59Do you know that?
17:01Now Mr. Wang has released his order.
17:03From now on,
17:05each house will pay
17:0750% more protection fee.
17:09I'm telling you.
17:11This time,
17:13I will pay you according to the order.
17:17Wait.
17:19You can't do this.
17:21I have to do this.
17:23Why? You don't give me money?
17:25If you don't give me money,
17:27we won't leave.
17:29Sit here.
17:31What are you doing?
17:33We won't open the shop.
17:35It's none of your business.
17:37You cowards.
17:39You bully the weak and fear the strong.
17:41If you have the ability,
17:43go find Lao Lang.
17:45Why?
17:47They are looking for you.
17:49Don't go.
17:51Cuihua, have some tea.
17:53I will fight with you today.
17:55Don't stop me.
18:01What are you doing?
18:05Cuihua,
18:07what are you doing?
18:09I'm under your control.
18:11I'm telling you.
18:13No matter what they do to me,
18:15I won't give them a penny today.
18:17What are you afraid of?
18:19I'm afraid of you.
18:21I'm afraid of your legs.
18:23They are weak.
18:25You are the same as me.
18:27Oh my god.
18:29Did you call the police?
18:31Oh my god.
18:33You old woman.
18:35How can you forget this?
18:37You have to call the police.
18:39Go and wait for me.
18:41Where is he?
18:43Call the police.
18:47Guys, beat him.
18:49Stop.
18:51Dezi, what are you doing here?
18:53Dad, I'm saving you.
18:55Saving me?
18:57Do you know why Lao Lang didn't come?
18:59He is a wanted fugitive.
19:01Before we came,
19:03we took the police to arrest Lao Lang.
19:05You should surrender.
19:07Dezi, you catch your dad.
19:19The mountains are long.
19:23The water is sweet.
19:29The rice is sour.
19:33The people are rough.
19:39Anmen is your home.
19:43Will you come or not?
19:49Your business is my business.
19:53Will you come or not?
19:59Two people make money.
20:01Now ten thousand people make money.
20:03Will you come or not?
20:09It's dark.
20:11It's good now.
20:13I have to take a look.
20:19The End