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00:30Is it because you don't have hands or are you biased?
00:34Why are you talking to me like that?
00:36I'm one of the managers of the advertising planning department.
00:40Don't mention your manager.
00:42Don't you feel ashamed?
00:44There are only two people in your advertising planning department.
00:47One is a manager and the other is a deputy manager.
00:50It doesn't matter. There are two more people.
00:54Comrade Liu Yihong, please show some respect.
00:58I didn't want to lose my temper.
01:01Especially after I was promoted.
01:04I have always been cautious.
01:07I'm afraid of causing you pressure and hurting your self-esteem.
01:12So I have always adopted a policy of intimacy.
01:16I will try my best to get along with you.
01:20Get along with you.
01:23Get along with you.
01:25And I have created opportunities for you to get along with the leaders many times.
01:30I let you pour tea for me.
01:32This is to look up to you.
01:33Also to get along with you.
01:35But what about you?
01:36Why do you want to adopt a policy of resistance?
01:39Isn't this a shame?
01:44What are you doing?
01:45Why don't you let me know if it rains?
01:46Sun Ming, don't bully people too much.
01:50When you enter the house, you are arrogant.
01:53When you go out, you are greedy.
01:55You think you are a high-ranking official.
01:59If you really become a high-ranking official, you will be a corrupt official.
02:03Liu Yihong, what are you shouting?
02:06Do you know what gentleness is?
02:10People say that family is the harbor of love.
02:14But our family is a mountain of fire.
02:18I am really sad to see you.
02:22My love is gone.
02:25My heart is broken.
02:28My love...
02:29Let the woman run away.
02:30Yes.
02:31No.
02:32Liu Yihong, Liu Yihong.
02:34You let me down too much.
02:36You let me down more.
02:37If you are really capable, you should be like a man.
02:40You are a man outside.
02:42At home, you are a good husband.
02:44You should feel sorry for your son's license.
02:47Father.
02:55Ling, Ling.
02:56What are you doing? Let me go.
02:58Ling.
02:59I beg you.
03:01Can we not open a stall?
03:03This will damage your image as a young beautiful girl.
03:06It's good that you have an image.
03:07What's wrong with me?
03:08Look at you.
03:09Your appearance is smooth and smooth.
03:11But your stomach is full of weeds.
03:12Yes.
03:13You are almost 30 years old.
03:14You still eat your mother's food and drink your father's food.
03:16Don't you feel ashamed?
03:18I am looking for a job.
03:20But so far,
03:22I haven't found a job that suits me.
03:25What kind of person are you?
03:26What?
03:27How many times have I introduced you to the factory?
03:30Let you do logistics.
03:31You are tired.
03:32Let you sell tickets.
03:33You are tired.
03:34Let you look at the drawings.
03:35You are tired.
03:36Let you be a postman.
03:37You are tired.
03:38What else can you do?
03:41No.
03:43Then we can't open a stall.
03:46What's wrong with opening a stall?
03:48This is the reality of my little cow.
03:50The self-knowledge.
03:51Yes.
03:53Although I don't have the brain of a scientist,
03:55I don't have the cells of an artist.
03:57But I have a kind heart.
03:59Yes.
04:00I will walk on my own.
04:02Yes.
04:03I won't be a slave to my parents anymore.
04:04Yes.
04:05From now on, I will stand on my own two feet.
04:07Bye bye.
04:08Ling Er.
04:09Ling Er.
04:10Ling Er.
04:11Ling Er.
04:15Ling Er.
04:27Oh my god.
04:28Who is it?
04:29You can't poop here.
04:30Do you know?
04:31Who are you talking about?
04:32Can't I squat here for a while?
04:36Oh my god.
04:37Brother Shun Zi.
04:38What's wrong?
04:41Did you get dumped by Xiao Ling again?
04:43Who dumped me?
04:45Oh my god.
04:46What's the big deal?
04:47It's like no one has ever seen a woman.
04:50You old woman.
04:53Yes.
04:54Yes.
04:55I will tell Xiao Ling later.
04:56Yes.
04:57You have seen too many beauties.
04:58Yes.
04:59I have seen too many old people.
05:00There are old lovers.
05:01Yes. Old lovers.
05:02I don't need her old woman.
05:03Yes.
05:04I don't...
05:06I say, Zui Hua.
05:07What's wrong with you?
05:09She...
05:10Then stop bragging.
05:11What did I brag about?
05:12You men are all like this.
05:14Always have a bad heart.
05:15Self-abasement.
05:16The mouth is hard.
05:17The bones are soft.
05:18I haven't seen a man
05:19whose mouth is soft
05:21and his bones are hard
05:22since I grew up.
05:24Let me tell you.
05:26Why can't I
05:27break the heart of the beautiful girl
05:28Niu Xiao Ling?
05:31It's not like what
05:32your love master said.
05:33What love master?
05:35Let me tell you.
05:36The girl in Niu Xiao Ling
05:37is always a bench player.
05:39Always has no sign.
05:41No wonder Xiao Ling...
05:42What?
05:43Xiao Ling has been with you
05:44for a long time.
05:45What did you give her?
05:46Tell me.
05:47You don't even have
05:48a formal job.
05:49If Xiao Ling follows you,
05:50will she feel safe?
05:53Do you know
05:54what the neighbors call you?
05:56What?
05:57West cowboy.
05:59Wow, that's cool.
06:00What do you mean?
06:02Property nomad.
06:04Who is a property nomad?
06:06Who said that?
06:08I don't believe it.
06:09Let me tell you.
06:10I have to show them
06:11what I can do.
06:12Let me tell you.
06:13I must be
06:14Niu Xiao Ling's
06:15strong backer.
06:18Are you crazy?
06:20A backer without economic foundation
06:22can't hold on.
06:25By the way,
06:26once there is a storm,
06:28your body will be slippery
06:29and mud will flow.
06:33Wei Wei.
06:35Look at the time.
06:36Time to get up.
06:38Xiao Ling has gone out.
06:39Ting Ting has gone to work.
06:40Your dad has gone out.
06:42Time to get up.
06:43Xiao Wei.
06:46Get up.
06:49Xiao Wei.
06:51What's going on?
06:54Why don't you get up?
06:56Aren't you afraid
06:57that your big black face
06:58will be soaked by the sun?
07:01I'm hungry.
07:04I'm hungry.
07:06What were you singing just now?
07:09Can't you let her sleep more?
07:11You wake her up early every day.
07:13What's the matter?
07:14Is it because of me?
07:15Don't move.
07:19Today,
07:21today is
07:23Father's Day.
07:26The flower shop is on sale.
07:28It's free.
07:29Only for men, not for women.
07:30Only for fathers, not for mothers.
07:33Without a mother,
07:34how can there be a father?
07:35What's so great about Father's Day?
07:37I told my mother
07:38that Ji Hong gave me
07:39a golden ring.
07:41Xiao Wei, get up.
07:42Why are you still shouting?
07:44Today is Father's Day.
07:46It's the only holiday
07:47for us men.
07:48It's the only holiday
07:49that we men
07:50don't share
07:51with you women.
07:52Let her sleep more.
07:53What kind of father is he?
07:55He didn't even give me a grandson.
07:56Isn't that a good thing?
07:58Get up.
07:59Xiao Wei.
08:01Niu Xiao Wei
08:02is going to be a father.
08:04You and I
08:05are going to be
08:06grandfathers and grandmothers.
08:08But I'm not a father yet.
08:10Isn't that sooner or later?
08:13Last night,
08:14I went to the police station.
08:16I happened to hear
08:18that he and Tingting
08:19had an affair.
08:20What affair?
08:21They are going to have a baby.
08:23Do you know that?
08:24They even have a name.
08:25They have a name?
08:26What's his name?
08:27Johnson.
08:31Johnson?
08:35You must be dreaming.
08:37I knew it.
08:40If you knew,
08:41why didn't you tell me?
08:43Isn't it a big deal
08:45to name your child?
08:47Why didn't you
08:48discuss it
08:49with me,
08:50the grandfather?
08:51I don't care what his name is.
08:53But you can't
08:54change his last name.
08:55As long as his last name is Niu,
08:56you can call him Niu.
09:00But he's your grandson.
09:01Of course.
09:02He's not my grandson.
09:06Look at him.
09:07He's like a dog
09:09that Xiaowei adopted.
09:11Where are you going?
09:12Dog.
09:13You bastard!
09:15Get out!
09:24Shunzi,
09:25you haven't finished yet.
09:28Let me tell you something.
09:33My dear Lingling,
09:38You're so cheesy.
09:39I shouldn't have hurt your pride.
09:43I shouldn't have
09:44hurt your red heart.
09:47I shouldn't have
09:48been your stepping stone.
09:49I shouldn't have
09:50been your shit stick.
09:52What shit stick?
09:53You don't like it?
09:54Give me one more chance.
09:56Let me repent.
09:58Give me one more chance.
10:00Let me repent.
10:02Stop it.
10:03Why does it sound like
10:04the book of repentance
10:05of the fallen youth?
10:06Stop it.
10:09My dear Lingling.
10:12My dearest Lingling.
10:16I can't live without you.
10:18Because you're my heart.
10:20I can't live without you.
10:22Because you're my kidney.
10:24I can't live without you.
10:26Because you're my patience.
10:27I can't live without you.
10:30Because my patience is
10:33too deep.
10:35Too deep.
10:39Can you keep your tongue straight?
10:41Can you?
10:45Shunzi.
10:47Look.
10:48You're good at everything.
10:49I didn't expect you
10:50to be so good at writing love letters.
10:52Do you want to take this class?
10:55There's no training for love letters.
10:58Let me tell you.
10:59Look.
11:00Love letters.
11:01It's so noisy outside.
11:03Let me borrow it.
11:04Just lend it to me for a few days.
11:06So I can write love letters
11:07to my boyfriend.
11:09I can lend you the book.
11:12But you have to do me a favor.
11:15What is it?
11:16Can you give it to
11:18Niu Xiaoling for me?
11:20Why don't you give it to her yourself?
11:22Do I have to be your classmate?
11:24You know it.
11:25My dearest daughter
11:27is angry now.
11:29If I give it to her,
11:30she won't read it
11:31and tear it up.
11:32It's a waste of money.
11:33Besides,
11:34do you know how painful it is
11:36for me to write a love letter?
11:38If I had loved to study,
11:40I wouldn't be in this situation.
11:42I'll give it to her for you.
11:43Oh my god.
11:45You must give it to her.
11:48I
11:50know people who don't like to study.
11:53Writing a love letter
11:55is more painful than being stabbed, right?
11:56You're right.
11:57How do you know me?
11:59I
12:00don't like to write letters since I was a child.
12:02We're the same.
12:06What if I give it to you?
12:09Take it away.
12:10Take it away and use it.
12:12I don't need
12:14the book.
12:15Why?
12:16You
12:17can pick up three
12:19most disgusting ones.
12:20Give it to me.
12:21Give it to me.
12:33Mom.
12:34I want to report something to you.
12:36Say it, son.
12:37Did the school charge you again?
12:39No.
12:40It's about my dad.
12:41Your dad?
12:42Yes.
12:43Why are you so agitated?
12:45Don't worry.
12:46Since my dad
12:47was the manager of the advertising planning department,
12:50he always called me
12:51and said
12:54he loved me.
12:55He loved me.
12:57Really, son?
12:58Yes.
13:17Oh.
13:18I see.
13:20Why does Sun Ming
13:22keep looking for trouble with me?
13:26Qiao Wei.
13:29Where are you?
13:30Brother-in-law.
13:31You're here.
13:32Where's Qiao Wei?
13:33Our manager said
13:34he wouldn't come today.
13:35What?
13:36He said he wanted to celebrate the festival at home.
13:37Father's Day.
13:38What kind of father is he?
13:40He doesn't even have a son.
13:42He's at most
13:43a third generation father.
13:44What?
13:45Sister Ting Ting said
13:46they were going to
13:47adopt a son today.
13:50That's a big deal.
13:51Why didn't I know?
13:52You didn't know?
13:54The son they're adopting
13:56is a dog.
13:58A dog?
13:59Yes.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:03Isn't this a bad omen
14:04for Father's Day?
14:05Our father's team
14:07is so pure.
14:08They're all humans.
14:10How can they have
14:11a dog as a father?
14:13They're all animals now.
14:15A dog is also a father.
14:19Brother-in-law.
14:20Just come.
14:21Why are you giving me flowers?
14:23Is this for you?
14:25This is for me.
14:29Is it because
14:30when you become a manager,
14:31you have Xiao Mi?
14:33Xiao Mi gave it to you?
14:34Don't talk nonsense.
14:35If your sister Ji Hong
14:36hears this,
14:37it'll be a big deal.
14:38Today is Father's Day.
14:40It's a small flower shop.
14:41It's a waste of money.
14:42Just give it to me.
14:44Xiao Wei is really not coming today.
14:46If you're in a hurry,
14:47go home and look for him.
14:48Don't be so close.
14:51Give me a glass of water.
14:53If I could go home and look for him,
14:54why would I come here?
14:57Don't you know?
14:58Now his wife
15:00sees me
15:01like a fly.
15:03If I show up,
15:04I'll definitely be killed
15:05by a fly.
15:08What's going on?
15:10How about this?
15:12If you're really in a hurry,
15:13I'll send a message to our manager.
15:16Shun Zi asked me
15:18to send a letter to Xiao Ling.
15:20Isn't that right?
15:21A donkey is a liver.
15:22Two donkeys are hair.
15:24What are you talking about?
15:26Who is a donkey?
15:28But
15:29I really need your help.
15:31I took a commercial.
15:34I want Xiao Wei
15:35to run for me.
15:36It's definitely making money.
15:38It's not a waste of money.
15:39Hurry up and send it to me.
15:41I didn't see it.
15:42What's up?
15:43I took a commercial.
15:45What kind of commercial?
15:46It's about daily necessities.
15:49That's good.
15:50Do you want to know?
15:51Listen to my commercial.
15:52It's definitely...
15:53Really?
15:54I'm wondering
15:56why my grandson
15:58can make up stories so well.
16:00He can make up stories.
16:02Listen.
16:03Ah
16:04When you are happy
16:06I stand far away.
16:08Ah
16:09When you are in pain
16:11I drink you.
16:13That's good, brother-in-law.
16:14There's more.
16:15Please remember my name.
16:17Sun Moon Tree
16:18Let you be in the sun and the moon.
16:20Home-made pot.
16:21Convenient
16:22Not
16:23Human
16:24Paper
16:25Brother-in-law, I know who is stupid.
16:27This is definitely a dead person.
16:29Rogue
16:30What a rogue?
16:31I'm telling you to listen to this.
16:32It's simple and practical.
16:35What are you doing?
16:36Do you want to molest Cuihua?
16:38Ridiculous.
16:39Molest me?
16:41Maybe someone is molesting someone else.
16:45Xiaoling
16:46You come back so early.
16:47What's up?
16:48I was on the street
16:49and I found my father and sister.
16:50You don't know?
16:51I don't know.
16:52I'm here to book a meal.
16:53I want to make money
16:54and have fun.
16:56Have fun?
16:57By the way, brother-in-law.
16:58Can you take my sister
16:59to have a meal together?
17:00No
17:01I haven't decided yet.
17:02I have to go back to the company to talk about creativity.
17:05Take care, brother-in-law.
17:06No, no, no.
17:09My father gave it to me.
17:11Take care, brother-in-law.
17:14Xiaoling
17:15Here
17:16A letter from Shunzi.
17:17Right?
17:18I don't read it.
17:19I don't read it.
17:21Take a look.
17:22If you let me see it again, I'll tear it up.
17:24If you don't read it, don't read it.
17:25If you don't read it, forget it.
17:26I'll give it back to him.
17:28Xiaoling
17:29Xiaoling
17:30Is your bag expensive this time?
17:31It's expensive.
17:32I told you.
17:33The quality is different from before.
17:35It's good.
17:36Cuihua
17:37Give me a hundred yuan.
17:38The money for the meal.
17:39OK
17:40That's a lot.
17:41Cuihua
17:42Don't forget to tell Xiaowei
17:44The more you read, the more you lose.
17:46I remember, brother-in-law.
17:47OK, OK, go home.
17:48The more you read, the more you lose.
17:49Brother-in-law, wait a minute.
17:50Give me the bag.
17:51My new goods
17:54Xiaoling learned to bleed.
17:56This bag is very expensive.
17:57Of course
17:59Give it to him first.
18:00OK
18:15Sister, come back.
18:20Give Dad a glass of water.
18:29Dear
18:31Happy days stand far away
18:34When you are in pain
18:35I take care of you
18:38I take care of you
18:40Si Ming
18:42I think you are very excited.
18:44Which little fox bought these flowers?
18:49I said Niu Jihong
18:51Why are you so familiar?
18:54You care about my lifestyle, right?
18:56Can't you care about me?
18:59I said there was a fox outside.
19:01That's what you forced me to do.
19:04Dear
19:08Mom
19:09There is a situation
19:10What situation?
19:12You see my dad holding a woman's dog
19:15Don't you feel a little strange?
19:19Dad
19:20I'm afraid my dad's shoes will be wet again.
19:22I'm afraid my dad's shoes will be wet again.
19:24What do you mean?
19:26What kind of son is this?
19:28Mom
19:30Evidence is conclusive
19:32Can start
19:35In front of the iron facts
19:37I have to be righteous.
19:39Dad
19:40I help you
19:44Mom can deal with one person
19:47Sun Ming
19:48You come out
19:49I have something to tell you.
19:53What are you shouting?
19:54I am busy
19:55Advertising words have not passed
19:56I have to change
19:58It's not convenient to have a child.
20:00You come to the kitchen
20:01I want to talk to you.
20:05Did you see it?
20:06Good things are not for people
20:07There is no good thing for people
20:08There must be something wrong.
20:16I want to bully you
20:18Oh my god
20:21Your mother is too cruel.
20:26Mom
20:27Mom
20:28Just go out.
20:30As long as my dad promised
20:31Just don't put it in the future.
20:32What did I do?
20:33That gives us face
20:35After all, today is Father's Day.
20:37You broke him.
20:38I have no face, isn't it?
20:40Today is Father's Day.
20:42Son
20:43What do you think your father is doing?
20:46My waist
20:48Son
20:49It's not that Ma doesn't give you face.
20:51Your father is too shameless.
20:53I thought
20:54He wrote a love letter
20:55Just move your mind.
20:57I didn't expect him to let me down.
20:59You see, he put this in his bag.
21:03He made me too afraid to tolerate.
21:06Mother
21:07I can't help you.
21:10Mother
21:12I can't help you either.
21:15You do it yourself.
21:17You
21:18I tell you, Ji Huang
21:19That is a sample.
21:20You see, don't do it.
21:21I am wronged.
21:23I am wronged, too.
21:24I am wronged, too.
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