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00:00I
00:30We're gonna try
01:00Yeah
01:30Yeah
02:00I
02:04Can you swallow my name is what Lou the house I can't I'll do it. You're a lot. I don't think I'm going to show
02:11You
02:42Shut up, yeah, this is I said oh, yeah
02:49What's a man
02:53It's a new year. Yeah. How's it? What's your name?
03:04Girlfriend
03:06Yeah
03:36Hey
04:07He's my first girlfriend
04:10The first one you have a few of you plus you are a total of
04:16I can't tell you
04:22You just tell me I can eat you
04:27You tell me one I'll give you $100
04:31I
05:01Don't know
05:04What's wrong
05:09You said what I don't plan on what I don't feel nothing wrong
05:13Young love. Mm-hm. Yeah, I hope you'd I got somebody
05:17You got me. Why me? Yeah, I'm there. No, I'm thinking the same. So I'm so those are what it's worth
05:23This is a boy. You're a young boy
05:27Hey
05:29Some of it she went you found the tour
05:32So I gave me to you
05:34What a whore
05:36Come to you, huh? Well, you shouldn't move. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I'll talk about you
05:44B
05:45Make a little showroom. You should lose your song. Yeah. Yeah, but you can be the new man. Yeah, you got your macho
05:52You said make him watch this shit. You can't be sure which I'm not
05:59Yeah, I'll try that. Yeah. Oh, come on. Hey, buddy. Do you see him? Huh?
06:06That's you do you eat?
06:22Hey, you don't have a man there. Man. They're gonna follow you. They're gonna
06:28Go show you
06:30No, how's that?
06:33No, cool. Don't you say it's a cool? Oh, no, don't you say you?
06:37You're not waiting. Give it to me. I got it. Don't fuck you. Do you buy it?
06:42Things I hate you can you can you give you GD idea give you something you buy
06:47What
06:48Do you know how to change
06:52You see what it is you need to talk to me not there
06:55No, we're not. I don't see my tail
06:59That's what cool. Oh, no, you don't see me. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, what you're not
07:03Saying is hot. Yeah, what do you put that cool? Yeah, can you do this? Oh, well, I don't know. Yeah, I see. I see
07:09Look at you lot. Oh, man. I don't want to jump out. Oh, you know you
07:13What's that
07:21You can't hold that. I don't know she's who I need
07:25I'm going to go you go people to leave
07:28You so I'm I don't say you I'll put your book on cool. So I'm gonna show you so it's a new tool
07:33Charlie not a you choose a bunch of the
07:36Hey, you better eat huh? You can't I so what? Who you gonna do it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:43Yeah, yeah, you know now, how much fun you should start one way
07:47Hi, you put on how much fun you should be again
07:50You know, I don't know how much fun you should talk about
07:54You know
07:56Go for the new
07:56What the hell is this?
07:58Let's talk about cement.
08:00Actually, everyone knows that
08:02he's the one who talks a lot.
08:04I have to say it,
08:05I don't want to embarrass you.
08:08Hey!
08:09I bought this.
08:10You think I took it from the factory?
08:12Oh,
08:13who dares to take things from the factory now?
08:15Since the new factory director Liu Quan took office,
08:17he has been strictly managed.
08:19It's just a screw.
08:20You don't want to take it out either.
08:22That's right.
08:23Of course, your belt is different.
08:24What?
08:25Liu Quan is your brother-in-law.
08:28I'm telling you,
08:30I've never talked to Liu Quan about this.
08:32Oh, you don't have to talk to him about this.
08:34You can talk to his secretary.
08:36I really bought this.
08:38Oh, I know.
08:40Even if you take it, you have to say you bought it.
08:42Let's talk about it.
08:43Don't, don't, don't.
08:44Don't talk about it.
08:45Don't talk about it.
08:46I have to clear this up.
08:47I'm telling you.
08:48Don't talk about it.
08:50I have a delivery ticket here.
08:51Did you see it?
08:52Did you see it?
08:54Oh, I really bought it.
08:55So what?
08:56I'm going to ask Liu Quan to give me a bag.
08:58What are you talking about?
08:59I bought some cement.
09:00I have a ticket.
09:01He insisted that I took it.
09:02Are you kidding me?
09:03You say this thing.
09:04Uncle Liu, don't say anything.
09:07We all know your personality.
09:09Whether it's bought or taken,
09:11you just need to understand.
09:13You don't have to explain to us.
09:17Don't go.
09:18Don't go.
09:20Don't go.
09:23Don't you think I'm wrong?
09:30Zhang Yue, Zhang Yue.
09:33Brother Wei.
09:34I've been looking for you for a long time.
09:37Liu is back from Russia.
09:39He invited us to drink.
09:41Let's go.
09:42Go, go, go.
09:44You go first.
09:46No, I have something to do at home tonight.
09:48Why do you have something to do at home every day?
09:51You've just been married for a few days.
09:53How can you let your wife manage you like this?
09:55How dare you ask me?
09:57I have the final say at home.
09:59Yes, I know.
10:00Just say it.
10:03What do you mean, just say it?
10:05You're in a hurry.
10:06Let me tell you.
10:07You always ask me about everything.
10:11At home, he talks about democracy.
10:14Yes, I know.
10:15Are you the master of the people?
10:17What are you talking about?
10:18Why are you so harsh on me?
10:20Why are you so harsh on me?
10:22Don't pretend.
10:23Go home and be harsh on your wife.
10:25Brother Wei.
10:27What's up?
10:28I heard that Tingting set some rules for you.
10:31What?
10:32She said you can't drink more than half a kilo.
10:35You can't go home more than ten o'clock.
10:36Is that true?
10:37Don't listen to other people's nonsense.
10:39No.
10:40I also heard that you have to wash your own socks now.
10:44Which bastard said that?
10:46Your mother told me that.
10:49Wait a minute.
10:50Didn't your mother tell you to wash your own socks?
10:53What do you mean?
10:54Your mother said she saw it with her own eyes.
10:56My mother saw it with her own eyes.
11:00You can't wash your own socks.
11:02Then...
11:04I'll wash Tingting's socks.
11:07What are you laughing at?
11:09Fine.
11:10It's better for you to wash your own socks.
11:12Let me tell you.
11:13Brother Wei.
11:14There's only Zhu Tingting.
11:15Why are you afraid of her?
11:17You're not afraid of me.
11:19I'm not afraid at all.
11:22That's enough.
11:24Let me tell you, Brother Wei.
11:25You can't be afraid of your wife.
11:28If you're afraid, don't think about raising your head.
11:30Let me tell you.
11:31If she dares to get mad at you again,
11:33you'll give her a big slap.
11:35I don't care.
11:36That's what I think, too.
11:37But at the end of the day...
11:40I'm sorry.
11:43It's over.
11:44It's over.
11:46Brother Wei.
11:47I'm telling you.
11:48You must have been bewitched by her.
11:51Bewitched?
11:52That's what my mother told me.
11:54Bewitchment...
11:56is a curse in the cult.
11:59Stop it.
12:00You go first.
12:03I'm telling you.
12:05As long as the wife of the husband...
12:07has bewitched him,
12:08it's over.
12:09What?
12:10He'll never be able to turn over.
12:11He'll be trampled by his wife for the rest of his life.
12:14What should we do?
12:15What should we do?
12:16It doesn't matter.
12:17If she dares to cast a spell on you,
12:20we can cast a curse on her.
12:22A curse?
12:24Let me tell you.
12:25Find a piece of paper.
12:27Cut it.
12:29Cut out a figure.
12:30What?
12:31Write her name on it.
12:33Zhu Tingting.
12:34Then put it in your shoes.
12:36Step on it.
12:37Isn't it written here?
12:39Let me tell you.
12:40When she gets home,
12:42if she dares to get mad at you again,
12:43you just...
12:45say something to her.
12:46Say what?
12:47Don't think I don't know.
12:49I don't know.
12:50If you say that,
12:51it's over.
12:52She'll think that...
12:54she has revealed her spell.
12:57She'll tell you the truth.
12:59As long as she says that,
13:01the spell won't work.
13:04Really?
13:05Then you can do whatever you want.
13:08I'll try it at home.
13:09No.
13:10What's wrong?
13:11Why are you in a hurry to go home...
13:13with this magic talisman?
13:15You have to take it back on purpose.
13:17Drink some more wine.
13:19It's more effective.
13:21Why?
13:22Why?
13:23Wine makes people brave.
13:29I'm wronged.
13:30I'm really wronged.
13:32I'm wronged.
13:33What's wrong?
13:35I bought that bag of cement.
13:37But no one believed me.
13:40They said I was not honest.
13:43Dad.
13:44No wonder they didn't believe you.
13:46You bought a bag of cement...
13:48with a hole in it.
13:49It's enough to catch a mouse.
13:51But they won't sell it.
13:52You took it from the factory.
13:54What can they do?
13:55But I didn't take it.
13:57Just pretend that you took it.
13:59It's not good to say that I took it.
14:02But you said you bought it.
14:03Who would believe you?
14:05You're right.
14:07Dad.
14:08If this happens again,
14:10you have to take it from the factory...
14:12and beat them to death.
14:13Old man.
14:14The pipe is leaking.
14:15What should we do?
14:18What can we do?
14:20We have to make a living.
14:23Look.
14:24We have to buy a bucket of cement tomorrow.
14:36Drink more.
14:38It's not enough.
14:41Drink more.
14:44I'm getting drunk.
14:47What are you doing?
14:49How dare you go home like this?
14:51Where have you been?
14:54I've been wandering around...
15:01drinking and having fun.
15:06And then I had a dream.
15:09And then...
15:10I'll give you a fat pig.
15:14How can you promise me?
15:19I promise.
15:20Well...
15:23I can't drink more than a kilo.
15:25I can't be late for work at night.
15:28What are you talking about?
15:30You can't be late for work at night.
15:31You can't drink more than half a kilo.
15:37I think I'm a little drunk today.
15:40I'm a little dizzy.
15:41Well...
15:43You must have remembered it wrong.
15:44You fooled me.
15:45I'm telling you, Niu Xiaowei.
15:47Don't come to me.
15:48My hands are itching now.
15:50Then get your mouth out of your mouth.
15:54I'll get you out of my mouth now.
15:55How dare you!
15:57How dare you hit me?
16:03Don't think I don't know.
16:07What's wrong with you?
16:09Oh, my God.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:11It's like a bell.
16:15Don't think I don't know.
16:19What do you know?
16:22What?
16:23Tell me.
16:24Don't be guilty.
16:25Don't pretend.
16:27Don't think I don't know.
16:31You know it all.
16:34Last month,
16:35I gave my mom 500 yuan.
16:38I discussed it with you.
16:40What?
16:41You give it to my mom.
16:42You give it to Er every month.
16:46Don't talk about it.
16:49Don't think I don't know.
16:50Don't think I don't know.
16:52You mean...
16:53I left Si Fengqian, right?
16:56Don't talk about it.
16:59It's not about that.
17:02Don't think I don't know.
17:05Last time,
17:06I bought a dress.
17:07I told you it cost me 400 yuan.
17:09Yes.
17:10Actually, it cost me 800 yuan.
17:12You...
17:13You lied to me.
17:16Don't talk about it.
17:17You explain the actual problem.
17:19Don't think I don't know.
17:23Xiao Wei,
17:24the night before,
17:26I went to my grandma's house.
17:28Actually,
17:29I went to play mahjong.
17:33I didn't ask you to play mahjong.
17:34Why did you play mahjong?
17:36I didn't lose.
17:37That's good.
17:40You can't lose.
17:43And...
17:44You explain the actual problem.
17:46Don't think I don't know.
17:49You know everything?
17:50Yes.
17:52Don't be angry.
17:53Tell me.
17:54The man who came to our house last time,
17:57he's not my cousin.
17:58I knew it.
17:59He's my boyfriend.
18:02What?
18:03Well...
18:04He's my ex-boyfriend.
18:07You...
18:09How dare you bring your ex-boyfriend home?
18:13I told you.
18:16Why did you tell me?
18:17He's a bad dancer.
18:19He has a bad taste.
18:23I have a bad taste?
18:25Don't talk about this.
18:27Don't...
18:29Just shut up.
18:30You explain the actual problem.
18:32Don't think I don't know.
18:34What else?
18:35I didn't scold you.
18:36I didn't scold you.
18:37Think about it.
18:39What did you do behind my back?
18:41What did you do behind my back?
18:44I can't turn over at home.
18:45I can't turn over at home.
18:46I can't wear a headband outside.
18:50Niu Xiaowei.
18:51Don't you suspect that I have an affair outside?
18:55Don't think I don't know.
18:58I tell you, Niu Xiaowei.
19:00I didn't do anything wrong to you.
19:03Don't think I don't know.
19:05Niu Xiaowei, you...
19:06You wronged me.
19:08What's going on?
19:09It's not working.
19:11You...
19:12Don't think I don't know.
19:15Niu Xiaowei.
19:16Niu Xiaowei.
19:17How dare you wrong me?
19:19I'll kill you today.
19:20Don't think I don't know.
19:22I know.
19:24I know.
19:25Help me.
19:27Help me.
19:28Help me.
19:36Don't think that uncle Niu is old.
19:38His face is thin.
19:40Yesterday he took a bag of cement from the factory.
19:43He didn't admit it.
19:44He said he bought it.
19:46Don't talk nonsense.
19:47Uncle Niu is not that kind of person.
19:49He can do this all his life.
19:52Don't you believe it?
19:54If it's on the factory manager,
19:56I believe it.
19:57If it's on him,
19:58it's impossible.
19:59It's absolutely impossible.
20:01Uncle Niu.
20:02Buy a bucket of oil paint.
20:05If I say I bought it, who will believe it?
20:07Go to the factory and get it.
20:08Uncle Niu.
20:09I admire your strength.
20:11Uncle Niu.
20:12Why did you do this?
20:13It's so disappointing.
20:14I'm telling you.
20:15Actually...
20:16Don't say anything.
20:17It's really heartless.
20:20An idol has fallen.
20:22Yes.
20:24Uncle Niu.
20:25Lend me this oil paint first.
20:27Why?
20:28I need it urgently.
20:29No.
20:30Why?
20:31Anyway, it's a factory product.
20:32I don't need you to pay for it.
20:33No.
20:35I'm carrying a black pot again.
20:36I'm going to lose money.
20:37Stop.
20:39I told you.
20:40It's all cement.
20:41It's all cement.
20:42It's all cement.
20:43I won't care about cement anymore.
20:44OK?
20:45Forgive me.
20:46OK.
20:47Don't say anything.
20:48I have made up my mind.
20:50I'm not afraid of separation.
20:51I will eliminate all difficulties.
20:53I will persist for years.
20:55Persist for years?
20:56OK.
20:58Forgive me this time.
21:00Never.
21:04OK.
21:05Let's do this.
21:07I'll pour you a glass of water.
21:10If you want to live with me,
21:11drink this glass of water.
21:13If you don't want to live with me,
21:14don't drink it.
21:15Whether you drink it or not,
21:18it's up to you.
21:24Niu Xiaowei.
21:26It's tens of yuan.
21:28I don't care how much it is.
21:30I'm going to live.
21:33Why?
21:35It's good that you don't drink it.
21:36It proves that
21:38you still want to live with me.
21:40Niu Xiaowei.
21:43Don't think that I don't know.
21:45You still don't want to live with me.
22:10It's two meters high.
22:13The human body is as thick as a bag of noodles.
22:18Anmen is your home.
22:22Will you come?
22:28Your business is my business.
22:32Do you dare?
22:36Two people turn, now ten thousand people turn.
22:41Do you turn?
22:46It's dark. It's good now.
22:51Have a look.