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00:30Hurry up and find me some clothes, or else my mom won't like it.
00:33Go find it yourself.
00:36What are you doing?
00:37What kind of attitude is that?
00:39Your husband got beaten up like this.
00:41Not only did you not use a woman's tenderness to warm up your husband's wounded heart,
00:44you even hugged your husband.
00:45What kind of attitude is that?
00:46Bah!
00:47If you had dared to be so mean to people just now, would you have been beaten up?
00:50Look at the state I'm in.
00:51Are you still afraid that your mom will know?
00:53Every time people look at you, you just nod.
00:55Every time people take off your clothes, you just shout, big brother.
00:57They've already kicked you under the bus.
00:59What's wrong with you?
01:00You wave your hand and say goodbye to people.
01:02What a joke.
01:03That's right.
01:04No matter what,
01:05we have to be polite.
01:07Shut up.
01:08What the hell?
01:09What do you mean what the hell?
01:10No.
01:11Let me tell you.
01:12At that time,
01:13you see, in the bus,
01:15did you see the seat first,
01:16or did he see the seat first?
01:17We can't tell.
01:18I saw it first.
01:19We're not 100% on the same page.
01:21How do you want me to fight with people?
01:23Secondly,
01:24I'm not afraid of fighting.
01:25Right?
01:26That car,
01:27it was moving.
01:28You know your husband and I
01:29are not good at sports.
01:31Right?
01:32The most important thing is...
01:33The most important thing is...
01:34You're not as good as others.
01:36That's right.
01:37Shame on you.
01:38You're such a jerk.
01:39You...
01:40When did you become a man?
01:41When did you come back?
01:42Get out.
01:43Get out.
01:44I don't want to go.
01:45I'm upset when I see that jerk.
01:49Tingting.
01:53Tingting.
01:54Let me ask you.
01:55When did you ask me to come back?
01:58I didn't ask you to come back.
01:59Get out.
02:00I'm going to kill you.
02:01Get out.
02:02What are you doing?
02:03It's such a big deal.
02:04Let's go.
02:18Sister-in-law.
02:20Why are you looking at this?
02:22Go away.
02:23The imperial edict is coming.
02:25Go and cook.
02:27What?
02:28The 14th prince is coming.
02:30Who?
02:31The 14th prince.
02:32Yongzheng's brother.
02:33He's coming to Beijing.
02:35Why are you looking at this?
02:37He's coming this year.
02:39Go and cook.
02:40Go and cook.
02:41Go.
02:42Go.
02:43I'm so annoyed.
02:44I'm telling you.
02:45Go.
02:46Go.
02:47Open your mouth.
02:48Open your mouth.
02:49What do you mean?
02:50Look at the TV.
02:51What is it?
02:54What is it?
02:55You don't know?
02:56Yiping didn't leave any room for dad.
02:58Dad said one sentence.
02:59He said ten sentences.
03:00Every sentence was like a knife.
03:03Ruping.
03:06Ruping.
03:09I'm going to cook.
03:11What are you doing here?
03:12What are you doing here?
03:13It's raining heavily.
03:15What are you doing here?
03:16Go and cook.
03:17What?
03:18I cook for you all day.
03:21Can't you cook for me today?
03:23Can't you?
03:24Then why are you looking at me like that?
03:26What?
03:27I've had enough.
03:29I'm going to cook.
03:30Can't I?
03:31Yes.
03:32I'm going to cook.
03:34You haven't seen it yet.
03:37Why did you say you wouldn't eat?
03:39You haven't seen Qin Shanshan.
03:41Why are you talking to me?
03:43Why am I talking to you?
03:44I'll cut my tongue.
03:45I'll cut your tongue.
03:46I'm going to cook.
03:47I'll go and cook.
03:48I'll go and cook.
03:49I won't eat.
03:50Look at him.
03:51I'm going to beat you up.
03:53Sir, do you live in that house?
03:55Give it to me.
03:56What are you doing?
03:57Give it to me.
03:58I'm telling you.
03:59It's going to be a lot of fun when Old Fourteen comes back.
04:03Go.
04:04Get out.
04:06Get up.
04:22Junjun.
04:24Junjun.
04:25Where's your dad?
04:26Oh, my dad?
04:28My mom sent me to the gate.
04:30I have something to do, so I'm leaving.
04:39Did you fight with someone?
04:40I was careless and let the iron wire scratch me.
04:43It's all about fighting.
04:45He must have done this first.
04:48And then this.
04:50And then this.
04:51Right?
04:53Uncle.
04:54You're amazing.
04:55What are you doing?
04:56It's like you were hit just now.
05:01Your uncle...
05:04He's more experienced in this area.
05:07Say less.
05:08What's going on?
05:09The little landlord and a few thugs.
05:12They said they'd give them five dollars if they saw me again.
05:15If they didn't give it to me, they'd beat me up when they saw me again.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:19It's the other way around.
05:21No.
05:23How old are you?
05:24Eleven.
05:26Eleven?
05:28When I was eleven, I only gave five cents when I saw you once.
05:32It's only been a few years and you've grown five dollars.
05:34It's faster than the Wu family.
05:36Do you think they'll give it to me?
05:37Give it to you.
05:38You can still watch them hit you.
05:41Here you go.
05:43Here you go.
05:45Here you go.
05:47Here you go.
05:49Why is it only four dollars and seven cents?
05:51That's all I have.
05:52Why don't I give you this, too?
05:53You're asking for it.
05:54Who do you think my brother is?
05:56Forget it.
05:57Three cents is three cents.
05:59Let's go.
06:01Come back with your glasses on.
06:03Give me the ice cream.
06:05I've already eaten half of it.
06:06I don't mind you.
06:10Why are you messing around like this?
06:12What are you giving me?
06:13Give me a fart.
06:14I didn't say anything.
06:16You said you'd give it to me.
06:18That's right.
06:19I said I'd give it to you.
06:20I gave him two big mouths.
06:23Let's go.
06:24Take me there.
06:25Where is he?
06:26He's over there.
06:27Be a man.
06:28You can't be too stupid.
06:29That's right.
06:30Come here.
06:33It's not him.
06:34It's him.
06:38You're the little landlord.
06:39How dare you hit my nephew?
06:41Are you looking for a beating?
06:42No, I'm not.
06:43He's your nephew.
06:44You paid for your nephew.
06:46Little landlord.
06:48I paid for him?
06:49How dare you?
06:50What did I pay for?
06:53Who's so arrogant?
06:55How dare you hit my brother?
06:57I'm telling you.
06:58You have to pay for my brother.
07:02What can I do if I don't pay?
07:04Old man.
07:05What are you doing?
07:06There's ten yuan in the drawer.
07:07How did you tell me?
07:08Hurry up.
07:09There's 15 yuan in total.
07:11Hurry up.
07:12I don't have money.
07:13I won't give you money.
07:14You little rascal.
07:17Are you drunk?
07:20Niu Xiaowei.
07:21You're such a useless man.
07:22How dare you hit me?
07:23How dare you?
07:24I'm telling you.
07:25If you bully Junjun again,
07:26I...
07:27What?
07:28What can you do?
07:29What can I do?
07:30You're such a useless man.
07:31What can you do?
07:34How dare I?
07:35How dare you hit my brother?
07:36How dare you?
07:41Mom, mom, mom.
07:42Mom, mom, mom.
07:43Let my dad have a look.
07:45Have a look.
07:46I'm sorry, mom.
07:47No.
07:48Sisi and Yingdi...
07:50Let Yingdi have a look.
07:51I'll tell you when I get in.
07:52I'll tell you when I get in.
07:53I'll tell you when I get in.
07:54Okay.
07:58Old man.
07:59What are you doing?
08:00Why did you call him?
08:02Wasn't he fierce enough last time?
08:04He's always crazy every time.
08:06He's too cruel.
08:11Even if you didn't give birth to Yiping,
08:14the woman who gave birth to him
08:16is also Lu Zhenhua's daughter.
08:22How dare you?
08:25Old man.
08:26How could you do that?
08:28Yiping is not as good as Qiao Yingdi.
08:32You don't know history.
08:35Li Ang.
08:36Li Ang.
08:38What's wrong with you?
08:39Your dad loves you so much.
08:41Your mom loves you so much.
08:43Isn't that annoying?
08:45It's my fault.
08:46I always watch them quarrel for watching TV.
08:48Then I told them
08:50not only to watch their own TV,
08:51but also to watch each other's TV.
08:53If they like each other,
08:54they can watch the same TV.
08:56Yes.
08:57As a result,
08:58they really like each other.
09:02Li Ang.
09:04Li Ang.
09:05Don't touch me.
09:06Shut up.
09:09It's not worth it.
09:15They are so pitiful.
09:17How dare you hit me?
09:24Oh, no.
09:25At this moment,
09:26it becomes an advertisement.
09:28It becomes an advertisement.
09:35It smells good.
09:37Oh, no.
09:39What's wrong with you?
09:40Don't touch me.
09:41What's wrong with you?
09:42Don't touch my arm.
09:43Don't touch my arm.
09:44Don't touch my arm.
09:46It's bleeding.
09:48Oh, no.
09:50I fought with him.
09:52I finally dare to fight with him.
09:55Why?
09:57He gave me money
10:00and tore my clothes.
10:02My uncle went to settle accounts with him.
10:04He gave you money?
10:05Yes.
10:06Why didn't you go to the police station?
10:09Why did you fight with him?
10:11It's not right to fight with him.
10:13Don't fight with him.
10:14It depends on what you say.
10:16You can't be soft-hearted to a hooligan.
10:19Wei,
10:20you are really a man.
10:22You fought with him.
10:23What did the landlord do to you?
10:25The landlord didn't hit me.
10:27His elder brother hit my uncle.
10:29He is fine.
10:32Anyway,
10:33no matter what you say,
10:34the landlord won't bully Junjun anymore.
10:36I don't think so.
10:47Why?
10:48Why do you watch TV all the time?
10:51Why can't I watch Yongzheng?
10:54Who watches TV all the time?
10:55You.
10:56Who?
10:57If I watch TV all the time,
10:58can I watch less TV?
11:02No.
11:03I just let you read books.
11:05I just let you read books.
11:06Mom,
11:07I just let you read books.
11:08Mom,
11:09let my dad read books.
11:10Don't quarrel.
11:11Don't quarrel.
11:12Sit down.
11:16Look at Shuhuan.
11:18How annoying.
11:21She is engaged to Ruoping.
11:24She doesn't want Yiping.
11:26How annoying.
11:28She doesn't want Yiping.
11:29So what?
11:30Shuhuan doesn't want Yiping.
11:31No.
11:32How annoying.
11:33How annoying.
11:39Chen Jiuxiang,
11:40you are so cruel.
11:42You...
11:45I tell you.
11:46The Fourteenth Prince and Yinding
11:48didn't make it.
11:50What?
11:51Really?
11:52Not only they didn't make it,
11:54Yongzheng also died.
11:57Died.
11:58Died?
12:02How did Yongzheng die?
12:03Mom, listen to me.
12:04Look.
12:05If Yongzheng is still alive now,
12:07how scary it will be.
12:09Think again.
12:10Not only Yongzheng died,
12:11Yiping didn't live until now.
12:14Yongzheng didn't live until now.
12:15No way.
12:16No way, Xiaoling.
12:18According to the year,
12:20Yiping is at most ten years older than me.
12:21How can he die?
12:22Alive.
12:23He must be alive.
12:26Young people don't know history.
12:27Dad.
12:28I tell you.
12:29Yiping must be alive.
12:30Don't quarrel.
12:33Why?
12:34Because of the TV?
12:35Yes.
12:36They quarreled again.
12:38Mom, Junjun.
12:39Junjun.
12:40What's wrong?
12:41Junjun, does it hurt?
12:42Where did you fall?
12:43Mom, look at Junjun.
12:44The little landlord kidnapped me again.
12:47The big landlord is also here.
12:50It hurts.
12:51Xiaobai.
12:52Go.
12:53Hit the little landlord again.
12:55Mom, I'm already like this.
12:56Do I still have to go?
12:57Don't go.
12:58Call the police.
12:59You guys
13:00Fight with those hooligans.
13:02What do you want the police to do?
13:03Yes, call the police.
13:04Xiaowei.
13:05Do you go?
13:07You just watch your nephew being beaten up.
13:09Right?
13:10No, I...
13:11Do you go?
13:12You look like a bastard.
13:13Don't quarrel.
13:14Do you go?
13:15Don't quarrel.
13:16Call the police.
13:17I go.
13:18Go, Junjun.
13:19Dad, slow down.
13:20That...
13:21Brother.
13:22What are you doing?
13:29Who is it?
13:30How dare you hit my nephew?
13:34Who is the big landlord?
13:36I'm the big landlord.
13:37Why don't you call a capitalist?
13:39What can I do for you?
13:42Landlord.
13:44Be careful.
13:46Drink.
13:47I think you are too lazy to get into the trap.
13:48You owe me.
13:49You owe me.
13:51You owe me.
13:53The grass at the door.
13:54You owe me.
13:56The child doesn't sleep.
13:58You owe me.
14:00Right.
14:01I think you are a toad.
14:03You have a bad temper.
14:05You are a toad.
14:07I think you are a toad.
14:09You pretend to be a foreigner.
14:11You pretend to be a fairy.
14:13You pretend to be a treasure.
14:16Oh my god.
14:17You are a toad.
14:18You pretend to be a local leader.
14:21You pretend to be a toad.
14:22You pretend to be a toad.
14:23You pretend to be a jeep.
14:24You pretend to be a jeep.
14:25You pretend to be a jeep.
14:26Oh my god.
14:27When did you learn this?
14:29You learn from my great-grandfather.
14:32I learn from your great-grandfather.
14:35You are so shameless.
14:38All right.
14:39Change a channel.
14:40Tell me.
14:41Why did you hit my nephew?
14:43Right.
14:44And my uncle.
14:45No.
14:46And my husband.
14:48You are Niu Xiaowei's wife.
14:50Yes.
14:52All right.
14:53I tell you.
14:55As long as Niu Xiaowei and her nephew pay the money,
14:59nothing will happen.
15:01Otherwise...
15:02Otherwise what can you do?
15:04Otherwise, for your sake...
15:06Don't hit him.
15:07I will punish him when I see him.
15:11Oh my god.
15:13You can pretend.
15:14No.
15:15Don't worry.
15:16I won't hit you today.
15:18I won't scold you.
15:21I will kick you to death.
15:23Hit him.
15:25Oh my god.
15:26Don't hit him.
15:27You can't beat him.
15:29You can't beat him.
15:30Don't hit him.
15:32Oh my god.
15:33I will hit you.
15:41Oh my god.
15:43Don't hit him.
15:45Don't hit him.
15:48You can't beat him.
15:50I won't scold you today.
15:52Come on.
15:54Come on.
15:56Hit him.
15:57Hit him.
15:59You can't kick me.
16:01I will kick you to death.
16:03Don't hit him.
16:05Oh my god.
16:07My uncle is coming.
16:09Hit him.
16:11Don't hit him.
16:12The police is coming.
16:14Don't hit him.
16:16Don't hit him.
16:17Don't hit him.
16:18Don't hit him.
16:19Don't hit him.
16:20The police is coming.
16:21Come on.
16:23Let's go.
16:30Thank you for helping us.
16:33Thank you for helping us.
16:39You are so brave.
16:40You are so...
16:41Shut up.
16:42If you didn't call the police,
16:43we would have killed you.
16:45You are so shameful.
16:47If you can't beat him,
16:48you should give him 5 yuan.
16:50How can you be a spy and call the police?
16:52How can I face the police in the future?
16:55Junjun.
16:56Yes.
16:57Listen to me.
16:58It's not right for the little landlord to rob you.
17:00We can't solve the problem by hitting him.
17:03Can we wake up if we don't hit him?
17:05He will bully Junjun in the future.
17:06This is called retaliation.
17:11It's not right to win him like this.
17:13Why?
17:14Only the authorities have the right to decide
17:16whether a person's behavior is a crime.
17:18Only the authorities can determine
17:20whether a person's behavior is a crime
17:24and then detain him or arrest him.
17:26What are you talking about?
17:28If you can't beat the landlord,
17:29just say it.
17:31Okay.
17:32Even if you save me,
17:33I can't beat the landlord, right?
17:36We are supposed to stand here.
17:38If you save me,
17:39I can't beat him.
17:40What should I do?
17:41You are useless.
17:43If you can't beat him,
17:44you have to ask my dad to help you.
17:47Come on.
17:48Your dad is just a piece of plastic.
17:51Okay.
17:52Even if your dad and I
17:54work together,
17:55we can't beat him.
17:56What should we do?
17:57Call your dad.
17:58The three of you
17:59can beat him.
18:00Come on.
18:01Your dad is just a piece of plastic.
18:03Okay.
18:04Even if your dad, me and your dad
18:07work together,
18:08we can beat the landlord.
18:09The landlord has a bunch of gangsters.
18:11What should we do?
18:14If you can't beat him,
18:15you have to ask my aunt to help you.
18:17That's not a problem.
18:18You didn't see me just now.
18:19My aunt is too powerful.
18:22I gave the landlord a slap
18:24and stunned them all.
18:26You are useless.
18:28Okay.
18:29Even if your aunt is powerful,
18:31what if the landlord
18:33has a more powerful aunt?
18:36What if she is more powerful
18:37than your aunt?
18:38What should we do?
18:39Then let's fight.
18:41Each of us take a stick.
18:43Each of us take a knife.
18:44Each of us take a gun.
18:45Each of us take a machine gun.
18:46Each of us take a cannon.
18:47Each of us take a plane.
18:48Each of us take a missile.
18:49Each of us take a atomic bomb.
18:51It will blow up our house.
18:52Not only our house,
18:53it will blow up the whole factory.
18:54What should we do?
18:55No.
18:56Although the landlord is bad,
18:58he won't use the atomic bomb
19:00for our five yuan.
19:01Okay.
19:02Even if he doesn't use the atomic bomb,
19:04right?
19:06For example, if he uses his hands,
19:08what if he...
19:10What?
19:11What if he kills your uncle?
19:15Then I don't have to
19:17sleep with my father anymore.
19:19I'll sleep in your house.
19:21No, no, no.
19:22Okay, okay.
19:23For example,
19:25what if he kills
19:27your father and your mother?
19:29What should we do?
19:30I think we should
19:31call the police to solve this problem.
19:33Aren't you afraid of hurting
19:34the police?
19:35Right.
19:36You only think about yourself.
19:37Don't think about others.
19:41Stop.
19:53Li Ang.
19:54You scared me.
19:55What's wrong?
19:56Why don't you continue?
19:57Shh.
19:58We're negotiating.
19:59No, listen to me.
20:00It's not good for them
20:01to always argue
20:02in front of the TV
20:03when they're young.
20:04So I'm going to discuss
20:05a reasonable TV channel
20:07allocation plan.
20:08You don't have to ask.
20:09The result must be a TV channel
20:10divided by the old couple.
20:11It has nothing to do with us.
20:12Ting,
20:13stop messing around.
20:14What time is it?
20:15I don't even care
20:16to watch that damn TV.
20:18You said Yongzheng's
20:19Qiao Yandi
20:20is not as good as me.
20:21Yongzheng
20:22is not as handsome as your brother.
20:24Your brother
20:25has been hit
20:26on the face
20:27these days.
20:28His eyes are bruised.
20:29His clothes are torn.
20:31Why do I feel
20:32he's more handsome than before?
20:34It's said
20:35loneliness makes women beautiful.
20:37I didn't expect
20:38fighting
20:39would make me more handsome.
20:41Ting,
20:42it's not good
20:43for you to
20:44argue with my brother all the time.
20:46Why not?
20:47Why don't you
20:48call the police
20:49and ask the landlord
20:50to pay the money?
20:51The landlord
20:52should
20:54beat him
20:55before calling the police.
20:58Honey,
20:59does it still hurt?
21:01Don't always
21:02go out and fight with people.
21:04Who's going out and fight?
21:06If it wasn't for you,
21:07I wouldn't be like this.
21:08You're humiliating me.
21:09Call the police.
21:10Stop it.
21:12I'm telling you,
21:13stay away from me.
21:14If I see you,
21:15I'll kill you.
21:16I'll kill you.
21:18Oh, my God.
21:19What's going on?
21:26Are you done?
21:29I'm done.
21:30What do you mean?
21:31It's not safe
21:32for me to go out
21:33and fight
21:34without asking.
21:35Right?
21:37You're not a soldier.
21:38You're an adult.
21:40You know,
21:41in this kind of situation,
21:42the police should solve it.
21:44Right?
21:45It's not that
21:46I go out and fight
21:47to please my wife.
21:49It's called not to go out and fight.
21:51If you continue
21:52to fight with me,
21:54Zhu Tingting,
21:55get out of here.
21:57Get out of here.
22:00Hey,
22:01you're so handsome
22:02when you're angry.
22:04I made a mistake.
22:05I'm sorry.
22:06Oh, my God.
22:07I'll beat you up.
22:09You're so annoying.
22:10Remember,
22:14no matter when,
22:15fighting
22:16can't solve the problem.
22:19Son.
22:20Son.
22:21You're so annoying.
22:22Let go of my son.
22:23You're so annoying.
22:24Let go of my son.
22:25Let go of my son.
22:26Well, of course.
22:27My dad and my mom
22:28don't count
22:29in this situation.
23:03Are you coming?
23:09Your business
23:10is my business.
23:13Do you dare?
23:18Two people turn,
23:19now ten thousand people turn.
23:22Do you turn?
23:28Hey, Ji Liao,
23:29now it's good Ji Liao.
23:32Hey, Ji Liao,
23:33now it's good Ji Liao.