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00:00【Applause】
00:30But if you say your master is the fattest person in the world
00:34Oh, this seems to be a bit of a contempt for the West and East Asian wolves
00:39Your master is pretty big, pretty up to the sky
00:43It's just an oriental giant
00:47Oh, master, you're not the fattest
00:53Then what else does our family have to do with it?
00:57Your old man, your old man's broken mouth
01:02Junjun, why are you here?
01:07Ji Hong and Sun Ming have something to do at night, so I picked him up
01:12Then why didn't you tell me in advance?
01:14He said he didn't have a meal
01:17What's wrong with this family?
01:19I'm just working, I shouldn't know anything, right?
01:22Serve you old, serve you young
01:25Can you be the oldest person in the world?
01:28Of course, what did I say?
01:30What did you say?
01:32Junjun, why are you back?
01:34Junjun, don't talk nonsense
01:36Mom, it's okay, go back, it's okay
01:38It's okay, it's okay
01:39Old man, help me serve the dishes
01:41You come over
01:43Junjun is here
01:44Junjun is here
01:45I'll tell you, when you get in
01:50What are you drunk?
01:52Our teacher asked us to write a essay
01:54Called I Know Drunk
01:56What what what a person
01:58I'm looking for material
02:00Then you can't be so clingy, your wife and husband
02:03Who am I looking for?
02:04Who?
02:05Look for your aunt, me
02:07Isn't it clear that a drunk?
02:11Aunt, you are the oldest
02:14I can't find a boyfriend, right?
02:17What are you talking about?
02:19Don't talk nonsense
02:20Uncle, your aunt
02:22Is this...
02:23Lady Guang
02:24Old Chu...
02:25What's that?
02:26That...
02:27Meiqi Mingyue
02:28Single nobility
02:30Stay in
02:33That's right, Junjun
02:34Your uncle
02:36He has the most
02:37Drunk
02:38The most lazy
02:39The most stupid
02:40The most domineering
02:41And also
02:42My uncle is the one who washes his feet
02:44The longest time
02:46That's right
02:47Don't talk nonsense
02:48That's right
02:49Since your uncle got married
02:51I tell you
02:52Every month
02:53My uncle washes his feet
02:54Don't talk nonsense
02:55Don't you want to look like a weirdo?
02:59Newspaper
03:00This weirdo
03:04Isn't this my uncle?
03:08Isn't my husband Jian Yongwei?
03:10Why did he become a gangster?
03:12Why did our house become a dark corner?
03:15Yes, didn't the police say
03:16My brother is a good example?
03:19Don't interrupt
03:20Watch
03:22That's all for today
03:24This is Wu Tao
03:26Reporting for you
03:27Wu Tao?
03:31Wu Tao
03:42My uncle is on TV
03:44My uncle is on TV
03:46Junjun, come here
03:48Don't you want to look like a weirdo?
03:50Go, cook
03:51There are all kinds of weirdos
03:52Go
03:53Really?
03:54Really, can I lie to you?
03:55Go
03:56Don't run, it's lagging
04:00This reporter
04:01Report nonsense
04:03Xiao Wei
04:04The police have already decided
04:06Yes
04:07Jian Yongwei
04:08That's right
04:09Xiao Wei, what's wrong with you?
04:12What's wrong with you?
04:13Dirty reporter
04:14Wu Tao
04:15Look at him
04:16He's so angry
04:17Take his skin off
04:18Hey
04:19I'll chop him up
04:20Jian Yongwei
04:22Auntie, why don't you two go back first?
04:24I'll talk to him
04:26It's okay, go back
04:27Jian Yongwei, I know
04:29The whole family knows you're Jian Yongwei
04:31You're so angry with Yan Juan
04:33Take his skin off
04:35I'll chop him up
04:36I'll throw him into the pressure cooker
04:37I'll stew him
04:39What do you think we should do?
04:41I was wronged, what do you think we should do?
04:45What's wrong with you?
04:46You're not afraid of being wronged
04:48Besides, the police have already decided
04:50You're an individual boss
04:52What's wrong with the exposure?
04:53First, you're not afraid of the leader's criticism
04:55Second, you're not afraid of deducting your salary
04:57Right?
04:58The news has a high rate of loss
05:00You're showing your face
05:02Yes
05:03Right?
05:04What do you mean showing my face?
05:06That's showing off, you know?
05:11I'm going to...
05:13I'm going to take his skin off
05:17You?
05:18You're not going to do it?
05:20Who said that?
05:21My brother will do it
05:24Brother, listen to me
05:26It makes sense
05:28What makes sense?
05:31Get out
05:32What's wrong?
05:33Get out
05:35No
05:36Get out
05:37I'll suffer alone
05:43I'll suffer alone
05:48That makes sense
06:08Xiaoling
06:10Niu Xiaoling
06:12Wu Dao
06:13I'm your classmate
06:16Watch out for someone's skin
06:18I'll kill you
06:20You always want to peel my skin
06:22I'll peel it for you
06:24Xiaoling
06:26Why are you here
06:28in this dark corner?
06:30Nonsense
06:32We live in this dark corner
06:34By the way
06:36Aren't you on TV?
06:38Why don't you stay there
06:40Why are you here in this dark corner?
06:42We live in this dark corner
06:48I'm here to make a show
06:50I made a show
06:52You guys fight
06:54It's funny
06:56I think
06:58there must be a place
07:00where you guys can hide
07:02It's going to be fun
07:04I'm Wu Dao
07:06Your hide-and-seek
07:08I'm telling you
07:10Don't mention your bad luck
07:12Watch out for my brother
07:14Watch out for someone's skin
07:16You're still so rude
07:18I like to see you angry
07:22I still remember
07:24when we were in school
07:26Every time I looked at you
07:28with a warm look
07:30You would use your gentle hands
07:32to rub my face
07:34I still remember
07:36that feeling
07:38What are you talking about?
07:40You still remember
07:44Xiaoling
07:46By the way
07:48Have you investigated
07:50about the fight?
07:52What if it's not a fight
07:54Maybe
07:56Xiaoling
07:58What do you mean maybe?
08:00My brother is a good guy
08:02Come on
08:04I'm coming
08:06I'll be right there
08:08Go back
08:12She hit me again
08:14Just like before
08:22Here
08:24I'll tell you
08:26after I finish this
08:29To be honest
08:31Both of us
08:33are drunk
08:35But the other one
08:37is just numb
08:39I know that
08:41I'm different
08:43I'm totally sober
08:45My voice is gone
08:47I'm dead
08:49Look at me
08:51I don't know
08:53how steel is made
08:55But I know
08:57I'm totally sober
08:59So
09:01I'm the pride of Jiushan
09:03Uncle Ma
09:05Uncle Ma
09:07You're the best
09:09in the world
09:11You can't say that
09:13I haven't been abroad
09:15I don't know
09:17about the situation
09:19of the western hunters
09:21I'm just an
09:23oriental soldier
09:25Stop it
09:27Let's drink
09:29If you make us drunk
09:31I'll pay you
09:33That's what you said
09:35Come on
09:37Drink
09:39Uncle Ma
09:41You're the best
09:43in China
09:45Stop it
09:47Give him some wine
09:49I'll tell you later
09:51See
09:53Bronze bow
09:55It's very useful
09:57Take a photo
10:01Be careful
10:03Kid
10:05When did you
10:07start working here?
10:09Last night
10:11Why do you ask?
10:13Who are you?
10:15Why do you work here?
10:17Are you forced?
10:19No
10:21Come here
10:27Let's drink
10:29When did you start?
10:31Come on
10:33Stop it
10:35Stop it
10:37Stop it
10:39Stop it
10:41Stop it
10:43Stop it
10:45Stop it
10:47Stop it
10:49Why don't you
10:51open your eyes?
10:53What are you looking at?
10:55What's up?
10:57He's a gangster
10:59What are you talking about?
11:01Whatever
11:03Wei is on TV
11:05He's famous
11:07Wei
11:09Why don't you wear a suit?
11:11You don't look serious
11:13You're right
11:15I should shave my beard
11:17It's funny
11:19Right
11:21What's the big deal?
11:23I'm Wen
11:25Hero Wen
11:27Wei
11:29Didn't you record it?
11:31Record what?
11:33You can watch it later
11:35You have a son
11:37You can show it to him
11:39Look
11:41I'm on TV
11:43You should record it
11:45Why don't you
11:47go there
11:49and show it to him?
11:51You'll be a star
11:53You'll be famous
11:55Right
11:57I didn't know that
11:59I'm on TV
12:01Wei
12:03Didn't you invite the reporter?
12:05He's on TV
12:07If I see him
12:09I'll skin him
12:15You should record
12:17the whole process
12:19He's here
12:21I'll do it
12:23I found a copper worker
12:25I'll do it
12:27Come with me
12:33You can't do it
12:35Someone will skin you
12:37Xiaoling, I'm working
12:39You can skin me after I'm done
12:41Do it if you want
12:43Come back
12:45Who said I'll skin you?
12:47It's the ruffian
12:49No, it's the reporter
12:51He'll skin you
12:53How dare you
12:55skin our reporter
12:57What did I do wrong?
12:59What can he do?
13:01You're right
13:03Xiaoling
13:05Why do you always speak for a ruffian?
13:07Stand up
13:09He's not a bad guy
13:11No way
13:13You've seen many reporters
13:15Xiaoling
13:17I know you care about me
13:19But don't worry
13:21I've seen everything
13:23Even if someone wants to skin me
13:25I'll step up
13:27This way
13:29Let's go
13:31Come back
13:35I didn't expect him
13:37to be so arrogant
13:41How dare you
13:43Who forced you to be a ruffian?
13:45Are you crazy?
13:47I've told you so many times
13:49No one forced me
13:51I'm not a ruffian
13:53What are you afraid of?
13:55You just don't dare to tell the truth
13:57There must be someone behind this
13:59Don't ask
14:01Go back and talk to the reporter
14:03You're right
14:05How about this
14:07Don't say anything
14:09I'll buy you a beer
14:11Uncle
14:13You're crazy
14:19Don't go
14:23Wutao, what do you think?
14:25Wutao
14:27You're Wutao
14:29Why are you so familiar?
14:31You're familiar too
14:33You're the reporter
14:35You're one of the reporters
14:37You're a ruffian
14:39Wutao
14:41Let him go
14:43He's your brother
14:45Get out of here
14:47Wutao
14:49What are you doing?
14:51Let me go
14:53Thank you
14:55Thank you so much
14:57Wutao
14:59If it wasn't for you
15:01I wouldn't be able to be on TV
15:03When I'm on TV
15:05I have to do a lot of business
15:07I have to do a lot of business
15:09A lot of people want my autograph
15:11I have to do a lot of business
15:13It's my job to tell people my story
15:15It's my job to tell people my story
15:17It's my job to tell people my story
15:19You're not going to peel his skin?
15:21Don't talk nonsense
15:23You're so unreasonable
15:25The photographer
15:27He's so good
15:29I can't tell the difference
15:31I can't tell the difference
15:33Sit down
15:35Come over
15:37What's up?
15:39You'll see
15:41What's up?
15:49Really
15:51I really miss
15:53When you scolded me
15:55When you scolded me
15:57When you slapped me
15:59When you slapped me
16:01I've never had a girlfriend
16:03I've never had a girlfriend
16:05I just want to
16:07I just want to
16:09I just want to
16:11I just want to
16:13I just want to
16:19By the way
16:21I'll show you my latest interview
16:23I'll show you my latest interview
16:25Uncle
16:27Uncle
16:29I'm telling you, I really don't want to go to Tonggong.
16:31Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
16:33I told you to hide the news there.
16:36This is a little Tonggong I shot a few days ago.
16:38I'm telling you, with this kind of explosive show,
16:41I will definitely become a national hit.
16:45At most, it's a hit.
16:48This is not Tonggong. This is my nephew.
16:51Nephew?
16:52Uncle, let go of me.
16:54No, no.
16:55Your nephew never goes home after school.
16:57He always goes to the butcher shop.
16:59I'm looking for material.
17:01I'm really not Tonggong.
17:02What are you doing?
17:03I'm not Tonggong.
17:05Oh no, oh no, oh no.
17:07What should I do?
17:09My topic has been exposed.
17:12How about...
17:14How about this?
17:15Please cooperate with your nephew again.
17:17Pretend to be Tonggong.
17:18Wu Tong!
17:20I haven't settled with you about my brother last time.
17:22This time, you...
17:23You did it to my nephew again.
17:25I'm telling you,
17:26I'm going to broadcast this show.
17:28I...
17:29I'm going to skin you alive.
17:33Xiao Liang.
17:42What are you doing?
17:43What do you think?
17:44The TV news just broadcasted at 7 o'clock.
17:46What are you doing?
17:47But when I turned on the TV at 7 o'clock, it was over.
17:49The newspaper said so.
17:50It was over at 7 o'clock.
17:51What are you doing?
17:53Liang.
17:55Give me a reason.
17:56What reason?
17:57Your brother didn't broadcast the news on the road.
17:59He was angry with me.
18:00The TV news just broadcasted at 7 o'clock.
18:02But when I turned on the TV at 7 o'clock, it was over.
18:05What are you doing?
18:06Okay, okay, okay.
18:07Niu Xiaowei.
18:08Why are you so indifferent?
18:09You said that Wu Tong scolded you as a hooligan.
18:11You're still beautiful.
18:12You're still on the show.
18:13Are you sick?
18:15Everyone knows I'm not a hooligan.
18:17Everyone knows he reported it wrong.
18:19Everyone who knows you knows.
18:21Yes.
18:22What about everyone who doesn't know you?
18:24You walk on the road.
18:25Aren't you afraid that someone will take you to the police station?
18:27Well, well, well.
18:28Anyway.
18:29Anyway, he's a reporter.
18:31Who made him a reporter?
18:32What's wrong with being a reporter?
18:33Reporters don't have to investigate.
18:35Nonsense.
18:41That's right.
18:42Why did you let him talk nonsense?
18:46I'll report him.
18:47I'll report him.
18:48Report him?
18:49Why did you push me?
18:50You said it was 7 o'clock.
18:52I turned on the TV and it was over.
18:53This Uncle Wutao is the most irresponsible person I've ever seen.
18:58I won't be like him when I grow up.
19:01It's over.
19:02Good.
19:04That's great.
19:07It's not easy.
19:08It's not easy.
19:09It's not easy.
19:10Girl.
19:11How is your classmate now?
19:14I heard he stopped reflecting.
19:17It is said that he wants to apologize to my brother in person.
19:20Probably.
19:22Young people should learn a lot from him.
19:29By the way.
19:31He has learned a lot and apologized.
19:34We can't let it go.
19:36We can't let it go.
19:37Right?
19:38Xiaowei.
19:39It's time.
19:42Xiaowei.
19:43Xiaowei.
19:44Xiaowei.
19:45What?
19:46What are you doing?
19:47Nothing.
19:48Nothing?
19:49What are you doing?
19:52Today's news will probably be re-broadcasted.
19:55I plan to record it.
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