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00:00All the letters in the alphabet that we know
00:04sound and start with the letter that it symbolizes a
00:11But B C of course W starts with D
00:18Zed sets with Z
00:21W
00:23Should be wobble you
00:25The heck is this?
00:34Now why would you do that?
00:37Well, I can't do this. I don't want to look but I'm looking here. I love this ship. Oh dear in
00:46Get off the telly. Oh no leave me alone. Oh my god. Why is this program so long?
00:56You
00:59In the week when Bundy a key became a proud Irish citizen we watched loads of great tell
01:06On Monday, we were all aboard BBC one's thrilling new train based drama
01:16Get off the train
01:18Well, they're not listening Eddie
01:20Emma Willis took us back to you and W's maternity ward on Thursday
01:26Beautiful keep blinking blinking blink perhaps. That's the baby's head. It's the most awkward thing ever. Like what do you say when she's pushing?
01:33push
01:35And on Friday prime video took us on one last hurrah with some old friends. I've had the most
01:43extraordinary
01:48Hey, why would you do that? I'm just telling me tax and was in it
01:55In Claire, I used to always sleep Madonna
01:59How dare she called herself Madonna here we go. Ty and his granny Eddie
02:05How dare she what you mean? How dare she? There's only one Madonna our lady
02:10Madonna the Queen of Pop. No, no. Yeah, and then to call her child
02:15Lourdes Lourdes
02:17Oh
02:20Your middle name is Greti and all she yes, she gets me to do your middle name
02:25Who does she think she is? You think you are a patron saying Greti in your name?
02:31Yeah, Maria Greti
02:34No, exactly. No, no, it's just it is the whole scenario of it. I
02:42Never liked it and I never will like it this week
02:45We took a trip to Carrickstown as RTE one invited us to an 18th birthday party
03:01For grown-ups, so why is it a random massive bag of pills who just who has that? Yeah
03:07Not there. Oh
03:09Steve dabble before sure. Okay, then
03:12Seeing as it is your birthday
03:14Oh
03:20Mother of God
03:23Later we saw a familiar face acting a little suspiciously around the party venue. He says Ronan's dad. Yeah
03:33He's gonna burn the place
03:36Right get out now you pyromaniac get out I'm doing this for you so that you don't have to
03:43Take the insurance Haley, it's not the way there are people out there that I'm actually got a buzz out seven places
03:50I'm fine. Yeah arsonist. Yeah, I remember years ago. Did I thought I was an arsonist to talk to matches every day
03:57I couldn't ever find matches because I was playing at matches. I'm sorry for everything
04:03He's an
04:04Egypt
04:05Cover your own arse if you're gonna do
04:09But if you're going to commit arson, I know he's maybe he wants to die. Oh
04:20My god, she's going to take the pill
04:22Don't do it. Oh god, you're on the slippery slope
04:30Who is it Patrick on the day we talk
04:33Alex, what are you doing here? Banging party? Yeah. Oh my god. I'd be absolutely balling if this is my birthday
04:41When look I'm busy right now. I don't feel too good. She's gonna be like, did you take the whole thing?
04:46You should have only take one eighth of it. I don't have time to maybe see you just go inside. Take a walk
04:52I'm fresh air. You'll be fine
04:53It's her birthday. You go
05:04I'm also furniture basement vents go outside not into the vent three floors up
05:10The building slates aren't poor
05:12I'm being serious
05:15Very good writers. Yeah mustn't give the actors much time to bears
05:19Don't tell me the door it's going to be locks now or something stop. Listen
05:24Music
05:29Everybody you need to get out now. Hey grandma. How about you go back home?
05:32I'm gonna be cracking nobody has any kind of sense of urgency in this place. There's a fire what it's moving fast
05:39And everyone needs to get out now
05:41Right, you already know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna get out
05:44I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna get out
05:46And everyone needs to get out
06:01Ruby where is she? She was feeling? I'm well, she left
06:04Left for where she took a walk. I don't know. Look Alex went after I haven't seen them since what are you doing?
06:09Get out now while she can cuz the building is on fire
06:16Oh
06:25What happened there door handle broke off
06:43Come on
06:46I
06:58Reserved really what's 9-11 during the week?
07:09My leg I know he's trapped I
07:13Don't want your help too bad
07:16I
07:18Miss the fire looks real
07:24Nor a slayer lads. Yeah
07:30Surely you could just wiggle that out the shoe like
07:35The fumes have overtaken do you think they're going to die in there tight probably
07:46Oh shit, oh shit
07:58What you want to happen now is going to come out slow-mo music like kind of top gun
08:07Oh beat you to leave without the help of the firemen whatsoever who have yet to enter the building
08:17Oh stop, he's not dead is he
08:21He can't be dead he's in at 1520 years, you know anymore
08:28Do you know what though and God forgive me what I'm about to say and clean a curious to what happens next
08:38In Saggart
08:40I'm going to do it for the wife one day. See what you think twins Fergal and Neil
08:45Can't go beard for him. We'll get him to face for
08:48Me long face. Yeah, I told you that me you took even me go be a long face. We do. Yeah
08:55You have to run big round face yeah round face beard says big round faces
09:00We should be in folk magazine given advice middle-aged men for passion
09:05being you
09:07Move over Anna Wintour here comes Fergal totally on Friday Virgin Media one had us feeling superstitious
09:14About a very unique day of the year
09:18Good morning
09:22That's what date my birthday's on I just would say you were born on the 13th and on your birthday on the 13th
09:28It's terrorist attack in France. Yeah, but I didn't plan that now
09:30Have you ever wondered why people knock on wood or how why they cross their their fingers for good luck one in three us believe in
09:37Superstitions, but most of us have no clue why we follow these sometimes century-old ritual. So I'm afraid they're talking to us today. Oh
09:44I don't believe in that shit. We spent the speakers to investigate when and where these everyday superstitions first originated from take a look
09:51I don't know. I just
09:52Think it's all Lord bullshit. Basically, if you're spooked by Friday the 13th, are you frightened of walking under a ladder?
09:58Well, you're not alone because we Brits are a superstitious lot not as much as the Irish may I add
10:05War the ones that invented Halloween and we have to various tell them
10:09We have to the Brits to claim and everything
10:11Then don't worry because we're here to debunk the myths and share with you the origins of superstitions
10:19Yeah, the transitions are scaring me more
10:23We can't go on to get
10:27Superstitious with superstitious
10:30Superstitions originate from before the times of science and medicine
10:33Oh, yeah, they used to bleed and drown women alone to see if there are which are not
10:37So if they drowned they weren't witches and if they didn't drown
10:40Then they were proven to be a witch and then they'd be killed anyways because they're a witch so you can't win. I
10:47Do touch wood a lot now Oh
10:51How many of us say touch wood or touch wood so as not to jinx anything touch wood
10:59This one may go back to pagan times
11:01It was believed that good spirits lived in the trees and by touching wood
11:05We would release those spirits and therefore a good fortune. Oh my god
11:08You know what? I hate you don't you touch wood and then you realize it's not actually what it's all in here
11:12I need to run the house
11:16One for sorrow
11:20Four four boy five for silver six for gold you spits up stitches near my superstitious
11:27Superstitious. No, I'm not. No, I don't believe in tell me you never wavered. I play all the time
11:33You're so superstitious near
11:36Lonely magpie is often a symbol of bad luck
11:38But people counter that with their salute or a tip of the hat
11:42Well, I'm driving out the gate the other day, right?
11:44And this woman who never slew to you before in her life
11:47Give me the biggest wave ever and I wave back and nearly crashed the fucking car and I realized it was a magpie
11:52She was waving it not me. Yeah
11:55Most people avoid walking under a ladder because it's thought to be bad luck
11:59Oh, I won't I wouldn't go under it out of myself just a case of the fall. I
12:04Bother me this superstition is based on the triangle shape that's formed when a ladder is up against the wall
12:11Oh, it's all to do with a triangle not pain falling on you and to walk through the triangle is believed to be unholy
12:19Well blow me down, but if you walk under accidentally, don't worry
12:24Because if you walk back whilst praying you can reverse the bad luck
12:29Yeah, but you can make superstitious up for any like normal shit though, you know, surely
12:34Well, that's what they all did back in the day did nothing else to be doing
12:36They had no fucking tick-tock to be watching. They had to make something up
12:40Would you cross someone on the stairs?
12:42Folklore says that passing someone on the stairs will bring you bad luck if you to wait until the stairs is clear
12:49You'll be waiting all day
12:51This came before the time of when we had banisters such as these and it could be really dangerous because people could fall off. Oh
12:57God, so many times banisters have saved my life for some people Friday the 13th is just a superstition
13:04But if you want to cross your fingers just in case that's okay, too
13:10You see the Irish are brilliant really at those
13:14Those things do you know great a chat and shits?
13:18At home because now there's no need sorry you love rice and so you do
13:25You said it's not to look in the mirror too long or it ever will
13:30That's like terrifying you can't be saying that your children like there's a cackle nearly
13:47a
13:56Minute to midnight. I am stuck in my feet sisters
14:00Barbara and Janice you think I can fast all night for blunts or anything. Oh, no, I
14:07Go home. I go to bed with a full belly
14:10Well, they told us to the four-letter. Well, I had to go for a scoppy, right?
14:14And they said you can have tea or coffee and it must be black
14:21And I made the cup of tea and I just put but not even a teaspoon full of milk in it
14:25Cuz you know, I like but oh, no, you can't they consider. Yeah, that would know the fact that Jesus
14:30They could look as a food. That's why I didn't get done to me. Yeah
14:35This week a thrilling Netflix documentary showed us the extreme heights. Some people will go in their search for love
14:44Exploding in popularity across the internet the name it. Oh, is that fucking thing when you walk along the buildings?
14:53Russian creator Angela Nicolau became a viral phenomenon when she burst on the scene as the first woman of rooftop
15:00I used to even get we coming down. Do you remember the I like Santa and it delivers were outside?
15:04Yeah, I like that. Let's go we coming down them. What's your money?
15:08Let's go water why you're there what you want to do for social media that just gets out of control
15:18Why was it they fall dead the doc introduced us to Russian rooftopping couple Vanya and Angela
15:25But I didn't know who I was I have a problem with people like this
15:29You know, like I didn't know who I was until I climbed the crane. So I went searching for who I could become I
15:35Know who you're gonna become dead. I worked alone and was in full control of my life
15:45All right
15:47So he's risking his life and it's all for the sake of a photograph
15:51Yeah, it's for the clout mom all that changed when I started noticing the new girl
15:55I
15:59Love world, right? Oh look at me. I'm just standing up here. God loves them. I made for each other. I think yeah
16:07Later, we watched through our fingers as we saw the daredevil duo prepare for their most dangerous climb to date
16:17Notice how they have a hard hat on and a five is to make it look like they're working there. Yeah
16:25Last
16:27My god 118 levels
16:38Hands would be aching. Is one of them gonna end up falling off this no
16:42What a crazy shower of bastards they are
16:52That time you got up on the chair to change the light bulb and your knees were knocking
16:56That was so funny. You would die doing this. I'm imagining the worst
17:01If Vanya stumbles
17:03I'm imagining the worst
17:05I'm imagining the worst
17:08I'm imagining the worst. If Vanya stumbles I fall into this fire hole
17:22So she's petrified what are you doing Fenya Oh Tracy Tracy, I don't like this no way
17:30It's getting changed for a big moment
17:37What are they doing what's it doing Oh Jesus
17:44Yeah
17:47Stop it now. I'm gonna be sick. Oh
17:51My god, oh no, no, no
17:54No
18:05Oh my god
18:11That's like trust in a relationship to a whole new level like that pole does ruin the photo though
18:19Like that look kind of cool, I'll give him that but get the fuck down now, I'm done I felt so safe in your hands
18:27It's a long way to go for a mall, you know that no, I'm not agreeing with what you do but ah
18:37In Dun Laoghaire
18:39Do you remember that old house on Wellington Road that you lived in that I subsequently lived in? Yeah
18:43Friends David and John
18:45You can hear everything upstairs
18:47I went through an entire relationship with those people from like riding to like break up
18:52They were constantly riding upstairs. They were constantly right now. They did used to leave the window open
18:56I used to know like if I was walking down that lane and I heard riding I was like
18:59But I think they were that because they were rowing so I think it was just always makeup
19:03No was they ended up breaking up. They broke up when I was in the house. Yeah, I remember having a glass
19:08On Thursday RTE one had us in makeover mode as they took us hunting for some fixer-uppers
19:14I'm Maggie Malloy and I've made it my mission to discover Ireland's best value homes in the
19:19Barracks cracker nowhere. Yeah, join me and I'll guide you to the doors of the very best cheap Irish homes
19:25She gives such strong primary school teacher vibes
19:29Cheap Irish homes, it should be called broken down all shite homes
19:32The program took us house hunting with Mike and his two young daughters
19:37I just felt I'd like to be a bit more proactive than reactive because I'm doing it for my two small girls
19:43If he buy them a house two girls or kids is he out of his mind?
19:47And ten years time they're gonna need it because they're gonna need it
19:50I just felt I'd like to be a bit more proactive than reactive because I'm doing it for my two small girls
19:57And ten years time they're gonna need it
19:59Back the fuck up. I thought he was getting a house for himself and his family
20:03Not a spare house
20:04They're never going to be able to afford a home. They're going to be dependent on us to do it
20:08No, I'm not doing nothing for them
20:11The budget I'm playing around with would be about a hundred and twenty thousand
20:15If Maggie's able to find something for less, well and good, that'd be great
20:20You'd be lucky to get a caravan
20:23I'm starting my search in County Limerick near Newcastle West
20:31This four bedroom bungalow is situated in Monomah Hill
20:34It comes with a good 0.57 acre plot and a very attractive guide price of 70,000 euro
20:41There you go, 70 grand
20:42Is that for the land as well?
20:44Yeah
20:45I think he's ready to have a look inside, are you?
20:47Definitely
20:48Okay, notebook
20:49Thank you
20:50And off you go
20:51Thanks guys
20:57It's not a great nick
21:01It's a kip, it needs to be redone from start to finish
21:04The floor doesn't need much work, I'd say, just polish it up with a bit of bubbles
21:08It's like fucking cream cheese
21:12Jumping Jerry Houla and what happened in here
21:15Lovely bathroom
21:17Why do you have a garden out there?
21:19That's like something out of a Disney movie
21:21Okay Mike, what do you think of the inside?
21:23It is what it is, there's pros and there's cons, like you know
21:26You just notice a little bit of flaking on the paint on the walls
21:29A little bit
21:30There's great potential I'd say there
21:32They're very positive, I have to say, I don't have the same positivity
21:36For the last property I want to show Mike, I'm heading into County Tipperary, near Tipperary Town
21:42They're driving around the country now, looking at fucking houses everywhere
21:45And do you know what I've not seen? A spa
21:48This traditional two bed cottage is located close to Donal
21:51This house is going to auction with a guide price of 95,000 euro
21:56Without buildings
21:59With out buildings
22:0395, Jesus Christ
22:05And all that land, what would you get for 95,000 up here?
22:09A half of a bloody sitting room
22:14This room is a great old fashioned view
22:16Oh this is nice, this is nice
22:18My feature of the room lads for me at the moment is them hooks up there
22:22Is it people dry clothes on that or something?
22:24Sex swim
22:28Some people are into that, I don't know
22:30So this would technically be the living room or the parlour in the old house
22:34It's still in quite good condition I think
22:36I think the floor
22:37There's a couple of hairline cracks in it but nothing major, it's in good condition
22:41A wee plaster and a bit of paint to go along with it
22:43At least it's structurally sound
22:45So why don't you go off and have a think about it and we'll catch back up later and see what you think
22:49Super good
22:50I wouldn't go for that one
22:51No, me neither
22:52Too much going on
22:53It wasn't easy to decide you know Maggie, you know they all had their own little bit to offer
22:57But we made a decision
22:58We've made a decision and I've decided to put my daughters up for adoption
23:03And I think it's the last one there
23:05That was a good house
23:06Yay
23:08You're dead right
23:09Massive potential
23:12This property journey with Mike has been great fun
23:15He could be on to a bit of a winner here
23:17I just hope he achieves his goal
23:21Do they get it though?
23:23I don't know
23:24So they don't come back
23:25God's sake
23:27Get off this hilly, get off, get off
23:29That's so fucking annoying isn't it
23:31I'm not going to invest my time in a programme if I don't find out what the result is
23:34I like things like that yeah
23:36I'd rather watch the likes of that than a naked attraction
23:42In a tie
23:44Now Alex
23:45What?
23:46Junior cert
23:47No girlfriends this year
23:49They're girlfriends
23:51No girlfriends till after junior cert
23:54Same rule applies to you as they did to the girls
23:57Right listen
23:58I don't even plan on getting one
24:00Don't use me
24:01I don't even plan on getting one
24:03I don't even plan on getting one
24:05I don't even plan on getting one
24:07I don't even plan on getting one
24:09I don't even plan on getting one
24:11Don't use me
24:12Exactly
24:13We did tell your sisters as well that they're not to have any boyfriends
24:17But it ended up being girlfriends
24:19You never say that about girlfriends
24:23On Wednesday BBC News brought us the dramatic aftermath of a big night in America
24:29US presidential candidates Kamala Harris and Donald Trump have clashed in their first debate on the election campaign
24:36Don't even get me started on this
24:38The ABC News presidential debate
24:40The Americans just make it such a show
24:42They kind of make it seem like a boxing match don't they?
24:44They absolutely do
24:45Not just the first debate for these two as presidential candidates
24:49But the first time these two have ever met
24:52You know she went over to his side and greeted him
24:55This was such a power move
24:56I know
24:57That was about as friendly as it got
24:59See how he's pure like I'm not going to shake her hand
25:01She's like I'm going straight up to you you little fuck
25:04I don't like either of them but obviously I'm not choosing an orange toad in a suit
25:08Soon they got onto issues such as immigration
25:11A key concern for voters and one that could be a strength for the former president
25:16Though he chose to focus on unsubstantiated claims about migrants eating people's pets
25:22He's some tosser lads
25:24In Springfield they're eating the dogs
25:27The people that came in they're eating the cats
25:30Not the cats
25:31The cats
25:32How are they able to catch the cats?
25:34What?
25:35I wonder how are they able to catch the cats?
25:37To eat them
25:38They're not eating them though
25:40The vice president could scarcely contain herself
25:44She's laughing
25:46There have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals within the immigrant community
25:53Well I've seen people on television
25:54Let me just say
25:55So it must be true
25:57The people on television say my dog was taken and used for food
26:01He makes us such baloney
26:03He had this to say on the contentious issue of abortion
26:07Will she allow abortion in the 8th month, 9th month, 7th month?
26:11Come on
26:12Ok would you do that?
26:13Why should he comment on what a woman can do with her body?
26:17I feel like every time Donald Trump opens his mouth is a win for Kamala Harris
26:21Moments after the end of the debate Donald Trump himself appearing in the spin room
26:26A sign that he thinks this did not go well
26:29In terms of making sense she won
26:32She drew him out
26:34Do you think so?
26:35She drew him out like a typical woman can draw any man out
26:38Oh
26:39Yeah she did, she dug the knees from under him
26:41Our disinformation correspondent Marianna Spring has been looking at the reaction online
26:46That's a nice shirt, I'd wear that
26:48Yeah it's nice isn't it?
26:49I'm going to start with this Instagram post from Taylor Swift
26:53Woooo!
26:55Woooo!
26:58She then goes on to say Kamala Harris is a warrior for causes she cares about
27:02And urges her 283 million followers to register to vote
27:06I hope they're registered though
27:08I know that's the thing
27:10Because talk is cheap if you're not registered
27:12And I promised you more cats
27:14This was later amplified by accounts with large following
27:17Look there's one there now
27:19They're eating cats and dogs
27:21You can listen to more analysis on cats, social media and the debate on AmeriCast on BBC Sounds
27:27If that's the best they can come up with to run for president
27:30Oh my god she's scary isn't it, really is scary
27:34I want to know how the cats...
27:37They're not eating the animals, he's just saying that because he hates them
27:42In Betty's town
27:44I have a new ick about myself
27:47Connor and his sister Emma
27:50What does it mean an ick for yourself?
27:52Right so you know that new recycling scheme that they have
27:56Where you bring your cans and your bottles back to the shop
27:59That just is like the most embarrassing thing ever
28:02To have to bring your shit back to the shop
28:04Like when I see other people bringing their big bags of cans and bottles back to the shop
28:08I'm like fair play to you, you're recycling, you're getting money back
28:11But when I do it I'm actually mortified
28:13Because people see how much shit you drink in a week
28:16Exactly, at the end of the day
28:18I'm just buying more bleeding bottles of coke with that
28:20It's a pyramid scheme
28:22It actually is a pyramid scheme
28:24On Thursday, UNW reintroduced us to this multitasking TV presenter
28:30How many eggs do you want?
28:32Three please, just the three
28:34Oh I love them
28:36I just want to fit in, I just want to
28:38I suppose be accepted, because I was so accepted the first time
28:41You want to be accepted again
28:43These two do everything don't they?
28:45Who are they?
28:46He used to be in Busted and she's married to him
28:50Are they not on Love is Blind UK?
28:53So they're helping couples get together
28:57And now they're delivering the babies
28:59I'd really like to have a boy first and then a girl
29:02Get on with it
29:05In the show we followed Blakey and his wife Kat
29:08Who was in the final stages of labour
29:11How's your labour pains?
29:13My back's hurting a little
29:15I feel like if I was ever in labour you'd be eating all my toast
29:18I wasn't complaining about how your back was sort of sitting in the seat
29:22Oh that's another one
29:24You know people say oh no I had everything natural
29:26I say I would have took crack if they'd given it to me
29:29But it's not their first pregnancy
29:32In my first pregnancy we didn't know anything was wrong
29:35Until we had a private scan at 11 weeks
29:38And that showed that our baby had stopped growing
29:43Oh no
29:45And then I miscarried about a week and a half later
29:48You're probably going to have to go through to have your babies
29:51That's so scary
29:53Push down for your body
29:55It's time to push
29:57Well done, well done, well done
30:03I would have the hair ripped out of your head
30:10Oh my god she's screaming
30:12Yeah his fucking heart's like
30:15Beautiful, keep going, keep going, keep going
30:17That's the baby's head
30:19She's nearly pushing with her
30:21It's the most awkward thing ever
30:23What do you say when she's pushing?
30:25Push?
30:27Well done, that's head nearly out
30:29There's your baby's head
30:31Oh Jesus Christ
30:33Didn't need to say that
30:35That's out
30:37I love you so much
30:40Oh my days
30:42That's why the husband stares up their head
30:45She's alive
30:47And she's saying he's alive
30:50Right with the next contraction, big push
30:52When you've got it
30:54She gave birth
30:56Did you not just see all the blood that just spurted out?
30:58No I didn't want to
31:00That's it, well done
31:02Oh, oh, she's
31:05Hello
31:07Can you hear daddy's voice?
31:09Hello
31:11Can you hear daddy's voice?
31:13Ah, he's tiny
31:17He needs to do a nice little cry for us
31:19Don't we?
31:21With no sound from Kat and Blakey's baby
31:23The team must work quickly
31:25To check the baby's heart rate
31:27And oxygen levels
31:29My first never cried, she was
31:31Because she had, the cord had been wrapped around
31:33Wrapped around her neck
31:35Oh God, love her
31:37Heart rate's about 100
31:39I'm trying, aren't we?
31:41I don't think he's breathing
31:43Maybe he's just quiet
31:45Oh, I don't want to see this
31:47Inflation breaths
31:49Two minutes later
31:51The baby still hasn't cried
31:53And is given oxygen
31:55To help him breathe
31:57Oh my God
31:59With senior paediatrics called to help
32:01Every second that passes
32:03Is critical
32:05No
32:09Do you want to just pop outside for us?
32:11Oh no
32:13They're telling the cameras to get out
32:15No, no
32:19Oh lads
32:21That baby better not die
32:23Do you want to just wash your hands?
32:25Yeah, yeah
32:31Well done, that's great
32:33Yay, he's moving
32:35Yeah, got your first hiccups
32:37Oh look
32:39You're going to be just fine, aren't you?
32:43So tiny
32:45Hello
32:47How you doing?
32:49She wasn't there for any of the
32:51Hard, dirty work
32:53Cat and Blakey were fantastic
32:55They seem very chill
32:57And baby looks like
32:59He's going in the right direction
33:01Which is all you want really
33:03He wouldn't put a lung on you for another one
33:05Grandchildren
33:07At the end of a long week
33:09At Watford General
33:11Cat, Blakey and baby Tyke
33:13Are finally going home
33:15Called him Tyke
33:17Oh, they called him after you
33:19Jeez, that was fucking
33:21Traumatic there for a minute, wasn't it?
33:23Yeah, I didn't like it, it was sad
33:29In the Liberties
33:31She hasn't been a mammy
33:33Are you sure she hasn't?
33:35No, she'll never be a mammy
33:37Friends, Tracy and Anita
33:39She got neutered
33:41Remember after our incident in
33:43Carltown?
33:45Yeah
33:47She was only a baby
33:49I had to get her the morning out
33:51I had to get her the morning out
33:53And I cry it
33:55It was only a little Jack Russell
33:57It was only a little Jack Russell
33:59She was only a baby
34:01They said she was far too young
34:03Sorry, she hasn't been the same since
34:05She should send her a bit of counselling
34:07Or something
34:09On Monday night, BBC One had us
34:11Climb aboard the latest episode
34:13Of their thrilling new drama
34:15A train called the Heart of Britain
34:17It's the Glasgow to London nightly service
34:19The wiring and the floor
34:21Has been tampered with and there's a device attached
34:23It's very disturbing to realise
34:25That things like this are actually going on
34:2724-7 across the world
34:31They're saying it's left the station again
34:33With some passengers still on board
34:35But without the driver
34:37Any driver
34:39Sounds like speed
34:41Speed
34:43Shouldn't we call night sleepers?
34:45We called a train that couldn't slow down
34:47The wiring was tampered with
34:49In the manager's office before we left Glasgow
34:51There's been a device installed
34:53If I was on this train
34:55I don't know if I'd bother me arse
34:57I'd just go to the bar
34:59That's what I said
35:01Drink as much of the top shelf stuff
35:03Because there's always a hero on all these trains
35:05There is and it won't be me or you
35:07That's it
35:09I think we're being controlled remotely
35:11I don't follow
35:13It's very simple
35:15The transport secretary is on that train
35:17And I need you to give this phone to her
35:19The minister for transport's on the fecking train
35:21Duh
35:23They're all like real murder mystery characters
35:25Woman with fringe and pink jacket
35:27Child with yellow hat
35:29Lumberjack man
35:31I'm the permanent minister for transport
35:33And I have to tell you
35:35Being trapped on a train without a driver
35:37Is the worst possible development for me
35:39So calls are going to be made
35:41Alright Karen, shut up and listen to her
35:43That little flashing device in front of you
35:45With the aerial on it
35:47That is what's controlling the train now
35:49So what happens if you disconnect that?
35:51Is it like a bomb? Is it going to blow?
35:53I need you to link the two by USB
35:55And get me that phone's IP address
35:57Do you have any idea how to do that?
35:59That's me trying to tell my mum
36:01How to do something on the computer
36:03No
36:05Just unplug it
36:07It's the cyber security centre
36:09They want to speak to you
36:11Hello
36:13Oh he's a dodgy head
36:15And I don't trust him do you?
36:17No
36:19Listen, I don't want you to give this phone back to the minister
36:21I want you to turn around
36:23Find the policeman
36:25And give it back to him
36:27There's an awful lot of phone calls being made
36:29And fuck all being done
36:33What is he waiting on?
36:35Yeah
36:37Will you take the phone?
36:41Gabby, are you there?
36:43John
36:45Where is she going?
36:47I mean all these minutes wasted
36:49I know
36:51Later in the episode, we were gripped
36:53As the train hurtled towards yet more
36:55Imminent danger
36:57There's a train on the line in front of you
36:59Oh no, the rail's blocked off at the end
37:01Here's a gonna crash
37:03Everyone needs to move down the train now
37:05Why?
37:07If someone said to me everyone run, you're not going to go why?
37:09Stop asking why and just move
37:11We're going to hit something
37:13All of a sudden there's something on the track
37:15Now they're moving
37:17But the rest of the time they've been like
37:19It's for you and they go like this
37:23Are you trying to shift it or what?
37:29Get off the train
37:31Stop shouting
37:33Well they're not listening, Eddie
37:37Not the bar
37:39The only worthwhile part of a train
37:43Maybe I won't get the train back to Dublin tomorrow
37:49Oh Jesus Christ
37:53Don't end
37:57Fuck her
37:59That was good
38:01Where was the army?
38:03You know what they could have done?
38:05They could have done something
38:09They could have done something
38:11They could have done something
38:13Oh my God
38:19Back in Clare
38:21Couldn't you not have worn something better
38:23than today coming out to see your grandmother
38:25It's fashion
38:27Tyg and his granny, Eddie
38:29Look at you
38:31You look like as if you have nothing
38:35It's the style, it's ventilation
38:37Ventilation
38:39And your knees are frozen
38:41They're not
38:43Why does it matter?
38:45If you like I'll patch them
38:47It's fashion
38:49On Friday
38:51Prime Video took us to Africa
38:53for one last road trip
38:55with TV's best known trio
38:59Yes
39:01I don't believe it
39:03I've been looking forward to this so much
39:05but I'm also sad at the same time
39:07It's the last one
39:13I love this
39:15Do you now?
39:17Do you remember Top Gear years ago?
39:19Yes
39:21Jeremy Clarkson boxed one of the producers in the face
39:23so he got fired from the BBC
39:25but then Amazon Prime decided to hire him
39:27and be like
39:29Do you want to do a show with us instead?
39:31Hello and welcome to our last ever
39:33grand tour
39:35Good
39:37In the show we watched Jeremy arrive
39:39to show off an old car
39:41to his old mates
39:45With no further ado
39:47we fired up our 50 year old
39:49sports cars
39:51and set off to cross the rugged
39:53heart of Africa
39:59What was your first car?
40:01Mine was a Mitsubishi Lancer with a spoiler
40:03Cool
40:05I could not imagine you driving a Mitsubishi Lancer
40:07Driving around the town
40:09looking for chicks
40:11During a stop off in Zimbabwe
40:13we saw Jeremy receive a surprising
40:15farewell gift
40:17I've asked my local contacts
40:19to send you a backup car
40:21Really?
40:27Gotta be
40:29Oh my god
40:31the Beetle
40:33Funnily enough that's one of the cars you really like
40:35Yeah I'd love one
40:37Why don't I take this into the village
40:39and I'll sell it or give it away
40:41Do you want something to put over your head?
40:45I actually always wanted one of them
40:47when I was younger, like Herbie
40:49Just round the corner though
40:51things went terribly wrong
40:55What are they doing?
40:57This is the most extraordinary
40:59accident, okay, I lost it
41:01and I've ended up here on this cliff edge
41:03Look
41:05Oh my god
41:07Wow
41:09He's going to let it go
41:11A bit of rope has attached itself
41:13at one end
41:15We keep doing the same show over and over again
41:17We keep watching it over and over again
41:19The moment the situation is stable
41:21Look at John
41:23he's gorgeous
41:25Over there, as you can see, James May
41:27is opening a tin of dog food
41:33He's going to run for the dog food
41:35Oh no!
41:37Oh the poor Beetle
41:39is gone
41:43I just don't understand what the point
41:45of this is
41:47That's so unfair and such a waste
41:49I could literally use that car right now
41:51Oh my god
41:53The poor car
41:55How are you allowed to just do that?
41:57I was thinking the same thing
41:59You're destroying the land or whatever
42:03That's me on my way over to your house this morning
42:07That's what it felt like
42:11Look, I'm still going
42:15It's brilliant
42:17It's savage
42:19We should not just love to do that though
42:21and destroy it
42:25Like, why would you do that?
42:27Unless Jeremy Clackson was in it
42:29We watched in anticipation
42:31as the lads prepared themselves
42:33for the final leg of their final journey
42:35There is Cuba Island
42:37and that is where we began
42:39That's where we did our very first special
42:4117 years ago
42:43Wow
42:45Why is Richard wearing?
42:47I don't know
42:49Jumanji
42:55Are they getting a bit emotional I wonder
43:05Just a tune, Dire Straits
43:07Brothers in Arms
43:11It's like middle age Mad Max isn't it?
43:19Welcome Jeremy
43:21His goggles are going to fill up with tears
43:31Oh wow
43:33Look at the forceful lads
43:35That's them then 17 years ago
43:39Oh my god
43:41Look at the skinny deer
43:43Oh my god
43:45They were so young
43:4717 years
43:49I got married 17 years ago
43:51and it feels like yesterday
43:53Crono is a bastard isn't he
43:59That's it
44:07Not the mic out
44:09Take him a bit emotional
44:11A load of lads now are bawling over there
44:13Oh he does feel like a good boy
44:15Doesn't he
44:17I'm sad and I don't have any interest in this whatsoever
44:27I'd love to do that with you as well
44:29Whenever we end
44:35Ah Desi boy
44:37It's too good of a shot
44:39Well it's over
44:41Ah the cuddly teddy bears
44:43He's upset
44:49How the hell is this show ended
44:51and Loose Women are still on
44:59Oh my god
45:01It's like Fast and Furious
45:03They're all going on different paths
45:09Oh my god
45:13It's kind of an era
45:15I think we might be old David
45:21Oh my god
45:23That's how they should have ended it
45:25All of them drove up a cliff
45:27All of them Pellman Louise
45:29Yes
45:31Still haunted by his past
45:33Detective Superintendent Roy Grace
45:35is back
45:37New mysteries await
45:39Will his instincts be as sharp as ever
45:41Friday at 9pm on Virgin Media Play
45:43and Virgin Media One