The Goggleboxers share their thoughts on the week's TV highlights including, The Great Australian Bake Off, Friends 30th Anniversary, Taskmaster Australia and American Nightmare.
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00:00I caught a cab home the other night from the pub.
00:02Taxi driver was very friendly, having a bit of a chat,
00:05and then just out of nowhere he asks me what visa I was on.
00:10Garrett, if you had a dollar for every time a taxi driver thought you were Indian...
00:14I would be Slumdog Millionaire.
00:18Every evening in Australia...
00:20Here we go.
00:21Sign me up.
00:22TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:25Wow.
00:26Doesn't make sense. Someone make it make sense.
00:28But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:31Stop. This is so good.
00:33I love this show.
00:35Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:39Oh, this show has everything.
00:41I have to watch this the whole lot.
00:43It's the third best show on TV.
00:46This week, Bake Off was back.
00:49And we remembered its much-loved host.
00:52We love Carol.
00:53Yes.
00:53One last chance for people to see her.
00:56Sean McAuliffe presented his new origin odyssey.
01:00This is like, who do you think you are with comedians?
01:03And we relived the biggest movie of last year.
01:06Oh, a Barbie movie!
01:08Hi, Barbie.
01:09Hi, Barbie.
01:10So cheesy, but it's like just the right amount of cheese.
01:18I booked my trip to Japan.
01:20What Japanese do I need to know when I'm there?
01:23Sumimasen.
01:24What's that?
01:25I'm sorry.
01:26Basically, I'm in the way.
01:27What, you mean the big six-foot-three, red-headed white guy's going to be in the way of everyone in Japan?
01:32Yeah, you're like a human traffic cone over there.
01:35This week, a fairly well-known sitcom had its 30th anniversary.
01:46Gosh, this is my favourite TV show ever.
01:49Your job's a joke, you're broke, you let me away.
01:5330 years ago to the day is when Friends started, right?
01:56I wasn't alive when the first episode aired.
01:58I was barely out of nappies.
02:03This has to be one of the greatest TV shows of all time.
02:07And we treated ourselves to a big shot of nostalgia by re-watching the first episode.
02:12Right from the start.
02:13Oh, I know every word of this episode.
02:17Fine.
02:19I don't think I've seen this.
02:20Oh, it's amazing.
02:21Ross has just found out that his wife is leaving him because she's a lesbian.
02:24And you never knew she was a lesbian.
02:27Joey.
02:29No.
02:30You know what made this show so good?
02:32The cast.
02:32But out of all of them, who did you like the best?
02:35Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
02:39Did I say that out loud?
02:40Did I say that out loud?
02:42How do you know this?
02:43I'm obsessed with this show.
02:44So sad watching Chandler knowing that he's no longer with us.
02:47But he passed away last year.
02:48That's right, yeah.
02:49Everyone loves Chandler.
02:50He's a funny guy.
02:51But I don't want to be single, okay?
02:53I just want to be married again.
02:56Look how young they look there.
02:57Yeah.
02:58You know my favorite character?
02:59She's got to be coming up soon.
03:04Oh, it's Rachel.
03:05Jennifer Aniston was my teenage crush.
03:07Really?
03:08Is that because she didn't wear a bra for like eight years?
03:11This is the reason I started watching the show.
03:13Hey, everybody.
03:14This is Rachel and this is everybody.
03:16This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey.
03:18Remember my brother Ross?
03:20Sure.
03:25So why is Rachel in a wedding dress?
03:27I think she did the runner on the wedding day.
03:28I just had to get out of there and I started wondering why am I doing this?
03:32You're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
03:34Friends used to be appointment viewing.
03:36Monday night, 7.30.
03:38This is one of the only TV shows that I had to watch at that time every week.
03:46Now we're going to the apartment.
03:48The most iconic apartment ever.
03:50Just try to think of nice, calm things.
03:53Feel like everyone can relate to something in this show.
03:56Rain drops on roses and kisses.
03:59Phoebe used to make me laugh.
04:01She's so spacey.
04:02Hey, you're Phoebe.
04:03I am not Phoebe.
04:04Yes, you are.
04:05Smelly cat, smelly cat.
04:07And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
04:11Joey's me.
04:12He's an F boy.
04:13Joey, stop hitting on her.
04:15It's her wedding day.
04:16How you doing?
04:17How you doing?
04:18All right kids, I gotta get to work.
04:20And the whole joke about Chandler is that no one knows what he does for work
04:23since episode one and it goes all the way through.
04:25If I don't input those numbers, doesn't make much of a difference.
04:30No one knows what Chandler does.
04:31Monica's a clean freak.
04:33Joey's a ladies man.
04:34Phoebe's a weirdo.
04:35Then you got Ross.
04:36What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know?
04:39You like Ross?
04:40Everyone hates Ross.
04:41What are you talking about?
04:43You need all of them in there.
04:44They're all ingredients to a delicious pie.
04:46That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.
04:49Let me tell you something, Ross.
04:51There's lots of flavors out there.
04:53Grab a spoon.
04:54What's that mean?
04:55Ross, you have options.
04:57This is the start of Ross and Rachel.
04:58Everyone was obsessed with them.
04:59We all wanted to see them get together.
05:01You know, you probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had a
05:03um, major crush on you.
05:06Oh.
05:08Rachel and Ross gonna hook up on episode one?
05:10No, no, no, no, no.
05:12There's just a lot of flirty flirty going on.
05:14Listen, do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime, maybe?
05:20Yeah.
05:22Maybe.
05:24Okay.
05:25It's the moment he fell in love with Rachel.
05:28Good night.
05:28Good night.
05:29What do you love about friends?
05:30Uh, just it makes me feel comfortable.
05:32Hey, what's with you?
05:36I just grabbed a spoon.
05:38Oh, I got goosebumps.
05:40I predict Rachel and Ross will get together.
05:44Oh, that's perfect, man.
05:45For episode one, they've just set up every character, haven't they?
05:50Can't believe that was 30 years ago.
05:51This show was bloody huge.
05:55No, no, this show is bloody huge.
05:57I just think nothing beats it.
06:00Seinfeld.
06:03Do you like my hair?
06:15I'm going for like this Superman look.
06:18I don't quite see Superman.
06:20What do you see?
06:20I see middle-aged man.
06:26Tuesday night on 10, we watched...
06:30Tom Gleeson.
06:31Taskmaster.
06:34Love Taskmaster.
06:35How is this show still on?
06:37Welcome one and all to the third season of Taskmaster Australia.
06:41So this is Taskmaster where they get them to do all these weird challenges,
06:43but it's funny because they're comedians.
06:45Who are the comedians?
06:46Aaron Chin.
06:47He is the hottest comedian in town.
06:49Conchita Carisco.
06:50Don't know who she is.
06:51Elle Buttle.
06:52Yeah, she's good.
06:53Peter Hellier.
06:54Go Pete.
06:55And Rhys Nicholson.
06:56He's so gay, I love it.
06:58So gay.
06:59Do the comedians seriously just rotate from one show to another show?
07:04Like they must have a group WhatsApp.
07:05Who's available for Taskmaster this week?
07:08I can do it for you.
07:09I'm still unemployed.
07:11And finally, it's my assistant, Tom Cashman.
07:15Hi Tom.
07:16He's so cute.
07:17He's like the perfect little bit weird guy.
07:20Give me a pass please.
07:21Here we go, first task.
07:23Throw a frisbee into the caravan from the furthest distance.
07:26That's an easy task.
07:28Also, you must celebrate every miss.
07:30You have to celebrate every miss and commiserate your successful throw.
07:35Their reactions have to be opposite.
07:37Frisbees, what could go wrong?
07:40What was that?
07:41That was a terrible throw.
07:45I love that man.
07:47What is going on?
07:50Hellier got it.
07:52Oh.
07:57Was that funny?
07:58Apparently.
07:59Oh, come on.
08:00Let's see how Rhys goes.
08:01My first thought is I don't want to be on the show anymore.
08:04Probably all the contestants feel that way.
08:06Right.
08:07My second thought is I'd like a lot of rope.
08:10What's he going to do with the rope?
08:11Wait.
08:12You can do whatever you want.
08:13You've got to think outside the box.
08:18So clever.
08:19This is the smartest thing I've ever seen.
08:22Oh, well done.
08:24Seeing the gays work smarter, not harder.
08:26What's his commiseration like?
08:34It went in.
08:42Rhys wins the task with five points.
08:45All right.
08:46What's the next task?
08:47Give it to me.
08:48Make your horoscope for today come true.
08:51I don't get it.
08:51They have to live out their horoscope.
08:54OK, so you've got to listen to horoscopes for it to make sense.
08:57Be mindful of communication with colleagues as misunderstandings may arise.
09:01Well, correct.
09:02How long does this go for?
09:03When is the time where you feel like you've been misunderstood?
09:06When I released my hip-hop album.
09:08What are we doing?
09:09I could do a rap.
09:10Oh, OK.
09:13Misunderstanding.
09:15I'm going to make soup.
09:18What's up?
09:22Come on.
09:28That's stupid.
09:29Actually, she's a lot better than I thought.
09:32How's your soup going, Lee?
09:35Oh, all right.
09:36Well, let's just move on then.
09:37Because after a few more tasks.
09:39Checkmate.
09:40What are they doing?
09:42It comes down to just two.
09:44We have Aaron and Rhys, which necessitates a tie break.
09:49Oh, we've got a tie break.
09:50Oh, no, not another task.
09:52Rhys and Aaron both had 30 seconds to get 100 hundreds and thousands into a glass.
09:57What do you have to do?
10:00You have to get the closest to 100 in 10 seconds.
10:04It ain't going to be Aaron for the win.
10:05No.
10:05Aaron had 185.
10:07Oh, no, surely not.
10:10Rhys had 1,112.
10:13Congratulations, Aaron.
10:15Aaron wins.
10:17See you all next week.
10:19Sorry to say, Thomas, but you probably won't, mate.
10:21You'll be on your own next week, Tom.
10:25It is just a funny show.
10:27Good Aussie comedic fun.
10:29Yeah.
10:30On Wednesday, we remembered a much-loved comedian and TV presenter.
10:46Oh.
10:49A lovely memory of Kel Wilson.
10:51And Kel Wilson was so great.
10:53We loved Kel.
10:54Yes.
10:54So funny.
10:56So bright.
10:57Yeah.
10:58And we'll never forget her as the host of Foxtel's lighthearted cooking competition show.
11:05Does that look yummy, Mallee?
11:06Oh, yes.
11:10Australian Bake Off, baby.
11:13I love this show.
11:14Get ready for some beautiful love and bacon.
11:19Hello, bakers.
11:20Welcome to the happiest place on earth.
11:22She's back.
11:23So this must have been filmed before she passed away.
11:26Oh, wow.
11:27One last chance for people to see her.
11:29All right, bakers.
11:30It's week one, and you know what that means.
11:32Nostrils flared.
11:34Ready to go.
11:35I wonder what they're cooking today.
11:37Your signature pull-apart cake.
11:39Pull-apart.
11:39What's a pull-apart cake?
11:41A pull-apart cake is made of multiple cupcakes arranged and decorated in an overall design
11:46that can be separated into individual portions.
11:48OK.
11:49On your marks.
11:51Get set.
11:52Bake!
11:54Time to meet 70-year-old Jill.
11:56Oh, hi, darling.
11:58Jill's keeping it classic with vanilla cupcakes piped in pink swirls.
12:03Hot pink flamingo.
12:04I like to do things with animals, so I thought it'd be bright and pretty.
12:07And I like her already.
12:10All her years of experience, I reckon she's got a heads up on this challenge.
12:13If you're old and don't know how to bake, you're not doing it properly.
12:16Good luck, pink cupcakes.
12:18They always have the same contestants.
12:19They always have a grandma.
12:21They always have a really flamboyant guy.
12:24How's it going?
12:25There he is.
12:25Adrian, the theatre performer.
12:27Excited, nervous.
12:28Theatre performer, wouldn't have guessed it.
12:31He laughs like you, Kevin.
12:35And they always have someone who's far too young to be as good as they are.
12:38I'm having heaps of fun.
12:39Oh my god, Molly's 16.
12:41We've got a 16-year-old and a 70-year-old.
12:43Youth versus experience.
12:45Final touches, bakers.
12:47You're done.
12:49Go team.
12:52Jill's hot pink flamingo.
12:54The old bird.
12:55I shouldn't say old bird.
12:56No, it's alright.
12:57Probably your age.
12:58Jill, I've never tried a flamingo cake before.
13:01Doesn't taste like flamingo.
13:05It may be just a little bit too simple.
13:10Wow.
13:14Molly's looks incredible.
13:15I don't think I was cooking things like this when I was 16.
13:18Oh, thank you.
13:19At 16, I was drinking passion pop on the council oval.
13:23She's eating her own cake.
13:25She's 16, got the metabolism for it.
13:27Everyone else, diabetes.
13:28Welcome back, bakers, to your final and most important challenge of the week.
13:33The showstopper.
13:34I love a showstopper.
13:36An epic birthday cake for yourself.
13:40Oh, yum.
13:40What type of cake do you think they should make, Molly?
13:43Chocolate.
13:44I'm just going to cut them in half so I can have lots of luscious filling.
13:48Come on, Jill.
13:49What's Jill doing over here?
13:51Brimming with pineapple jam.
13:52Pina colada cake.
13:54Party girl.
13:54Jill looks like she would love a pina colada on a cruise to Vanuatu.
13:59Don't lean on me, baby.
14:00Oh, don't mind the fingers.
14:02Mel Meninges.
14:04Lean on.
14:05Oh, Jill, no.
14:07Stay up.
14:08Don't fall over.
14:09Put a stick in it, Jill.
14:10Ten, nine.
14:12I can't even touch it.
14:13I think it's going to fall over.
14:15Oh, that looks so bad.
14:16Jill, I put my money on you.
14:18One.
14:19Congratulations.
14:20That's it.
14:23Oh, Jill's is a bit shit, isn't it?
14:28No.
14:30It should be the pull-apart cake.
14:32Jill, would you like to bring us your showstopper?
14:35Well, she says I've done two cakes.
14:36Which one do you want?
14:37So I'm just heartbroken for you because I know you put in so much hard work.
14:41That's fine.
14:42I'm quite happy.
14:43Oh, she's taken it really well.
14:44Bless her.
14:45Molly, come and show off that showstopper.
14:48Wow.
14:49Molly, what the heck?
14:52I think Molly's getting an A in Home Ec, isn't she?
14:54How is she that good?
14:55That looks like it's in a shop and it costs 200 bucks.
14:58Loads going on in the middle there.
15:00Oh, look at that, Mallee.
15:01Chocolate.
15:02Oh, yummy.
15:03This week's star baker is...
15:05Stop talking.
15:06Just say Molly.
15:07Molly.
15:09Well done, Molly.
15:10See, age is nothing.
15:11Ain't nothing but a number.
15:13We are so sorry to say goodbye to Jill.
15:17Why is she leaving?
15:18Because she did the worst cake.
15:20Ageism.
15:21No way.
15:23Cake was a flop, Mum.
15:27That was one of the best bake-offs I've ever seen.
15:29Oh, that is just such a feel-good show.
15:32Yeah, it's so nice.
15:33As good as the baking was, that was just actually really lovely to be reminded of how awesome
15:37Kal Wilson was.
15:38Yeah.
15:46I had a vocal cord injury once.
15:53Did you know that?
15:54I know.
15:55Yeah, that's awesome.
15:55You know, like, she smoked a pack a day.
15:58For, like, months.
16:00What's wrong with you?
16:00I think I just talk too much.
16:02Thursday on Foxtel, we tortured ourselves with a bit of travel porn.
16:06Luxury escapes, the world's best holidays.
16:10I love luxury escapes.
16:11These are the holidays that we'll never be able to afford, Leigh.
16:13Okay.
16:14That's right.
16:15And taking us there is host.
16:16That's an actress.
16:17Mia Perando.
16:19Close.
16:19Pia Moreno.
16:20Pia.
16:21I love Pia.
16:22I'm travelling with fellow actor Bernard Currie.
16:25Bernard Currie.
16:25Oh, he's been on every Australian drama.
16:28Home and Away, Neighbours.
16:29Wentworth.
16:30He sat behind me at the footy once.
16:32Oh, that's nice.
16:34Anyways, this week we're off to far north Queensland to...
16:37Mount Mulligan Lodge.
16:38I actually looked at staying there for my honeymoon.
16:41It is so expensive and we didn't go there.
16:44From Cairns, you can either do about a two-hour car ride,
16:47or you can take a chopper if you'd like.
16:49Oh yeah, we'll just jump on a chopper.
16:51Yeah, we can afford that.
16:52Hello guys, welcome.
16:53Bubbly on arrival, okay.
16:54Anywhere that has champagne on arrival, we can not afford.
16:58Uh-uh.
16:59Oh, wow.
17:01Wow.
17:02Oh.
17:02Look at that room.
17:03And the price is...
17:05Got this beautiful infinity pool.
17:08Wow.
17:08That is lovely.
17:09And how much?
17:10But I think it's time for a drink.
17:11I think so too.
17:12Oh, more than they tell us how much.
17:15In other words, it's really expensive.
17:17Yes, we know that.
17:18Bernie wants to make the sunrise.
17:19How romantic.
17:20This is so incredible.
17:22How is this a job?
17:23These two are just going on like a luxury date.
17:26Sitting out under the stars in front of an open fire.
17:29This is a bit of a romantic candlelit dinner.
17:31Wait, are they together?
17:33No, she...
17:33Oh my goodness, she has a husband.
17:35Who isn't that guy?
17:37Wait, he also has a wife.
17:39What?
17:40Be nice to come here with someone you love.
17:41Of course, of course.
17:42I was digging that before too.
17:44Oh, I think there's a bit of flirting going on here.
17:47I do love you, Pia.
17:50Stop it, Bernard.
17:52It's a romantic place.
17:53It sure is.
17:54I know they're both actors,
17:55but the sexual tension that they're both displaying is phenomenal.
17:58Well, let's see if there's a little less tension at their next stop.
18:02Where are we going?
18:03Somewhere where we can't afford.
18:05We are heading to one of the most iconic private islands in the Whitsundays.
18:10Jesus, look at that place.
18:12Also look at this place for my honeymoon.
18:14Also too expensive.
18:15That's where I have my honeymoon.
18:18We've got a few things planned for our little island escape.
18:22So we had one of the beach bungalows, of course, just there to the right.
18:25Yeah, all right.
18:25I've gone and organised the Aqua Gabana dinner under the stars.
18:29This is romance again.
18:31We had that.
18:31We had the seafood buffet at the pool.
18:33That's nice, isn't it?
18:34Wow, there's a little bit of food here, Bernie.
18:37There's a little bit of food here, babe.
18:39I mean, Bernie.
18:39This is literally our whole honeymoon.
18:42They're on my honeymoon and they're not married.
18:44It's a bit weird.
18:45What are we going to do tomorrow?
18:47I've got a surprise in store.
18:49He's such a romantic.
18:50Let's just say it will be an elevated experience.
18:53An elevated experience.
18:56She's going to be...
18:58That's right, because Bernie is going to show Pia his chopper.
19:01Oh, now we're doing a romantic chopper ride.
19:03That's...
19:04Yes, I know.
19:05That's what you did.
19:07And then we also get to see the iconic heart wreath.
19:10Oh my God.
19:11They're going over a love heart island.
19:13Mum, this was the most romantic...
19:16Shut up.
19:17This is the best thing we've done so far.
19:18Oh, it's totally amazing.
19:20Stop it.
19:20There's a lot of chemistry going on.
19:23He's going to pull out a red rose.
19:24He's going to pull out a ring.
19:26Beautiful view, beautiful water, beautiful friend.
19:28Friend.
19:29She friend-zoned him.
19:30Oh, hey.
19:31Oh, I'll put this ring away.
19:33I don't want it to win.
19:34I still think he might propose.
19:36I've actually fallen more in love with Queensland than I was before.
19:39Yeah.
19:39And with you in a very platonic sense.
19:42Platonic.
19:43Stop it, all right?
19:44They're just buddies traveling around some really nice places,
19:47doing really romantic things,
19:48while their lovely partners are at home watching this getting the shits.
19:53To book these luxury escapes and more...
19:55I love that.
19:56I know that was a big dirty ad,
19:58but God, it was quite nice to watch, wasn't it?
20:00Oh, it was spectacular.
20:10This week, Kate Dalton is overseas,
20:14and Matt's been taking great care of the girls.
20:17Hey, Milmo.
20:18Little accident-prone playing netball.
20:21So I text you that I broke my ankle,
20:23and mum replied,
20:24bummer, and then starts talking about how good her trip is.
20:27And the dad replies,
20:28that's great, Kate.
20:28And I got literally donut.
20:31Tuesday on SBS, we watched a new documentary series.
20:35Sean McAuliffe's Origin Odyssey.
20:38Hi, I'm Sean McAuliffe.
20:40Oh, I love this guy.
20:41I actually reckon he's a hottie.
20:43Sean McAuliffe?
20:44Each week, I'll be whisking a comedian away
20:46from the everyday Aussie life.
20:48So Sean McAuliffe is taking comedians
20:51back to their countries of origin.
20:54This is like, who do you think you are with comedians?
20:56Where's he going?
20:57This odyssey takes us to...
20:59China.
21:00China.
21:01Ni hao.
21:02With Aaron Chen.
21:03Aaron's on everything.
21:05Wasn't he just on freaking...
21:07Taskmaster.
21:08Who's just touched down with me in Shanghai.
21:11Oh, look, they've put him in economy.
21:13Right next to the toilets.
21:14Don't get lost, Aaron.
21:16Aaron Chen's sitting at the back of the plane.
21:17Sean McAuliffe's sitting at the front of the plane.
21:19Yeah, you don't have a hat like that
21:20and sit at the back of the plane.
21:21Aaron has come to China to try
21:23and better understand his father, Peter.
21:25Oh my gosh, look at baby Aaron.
21:26He's a spitting image of his dad.
21:29And the circumstances that led to him
21:30leaving China in the late 1980s.
21:32Oh, that'd be interesting.
21:34Yeah.
21:34I do not know anything about China.
21:37Before he left, what was he doing?
21:39He studied computer science.
21:41And then before that, he was a farmer.
21:45A farmer.
21:48Was he good at that?
21:50I mean, he did it.
21:52So I don't think Aaron's father chose to go to the farm.
21:55I think Aaron's father probably was sent to the farm.
21:58Oh, wow.
21:59While I would love to talk about this with Aaron in more detail,
22:02it's a bit complicated.
22:04Why?
22:05When I applied for my visa to come to China
22:08to shoot this documentary, I had to undertake certain things.
22:11You have to be very careful with your P's and Q's
22:13when you're visiting China
22:14because the CCP listen in on everything.
22:18And I'm going to respect their request
22:20to not mention a certain period in history by name.
22:26Cultural revolution.
22:27Anyway, it was between 1966 and 1976.
22:32What happened?
22:33Oh, it was the cultural revolution.
22:35Essentially, they, like, rounded up academics,
22:37anyone who, like, heralded, like, the old ways.
22:40They were sent out into the country to be farmers
22:43because one way to control the people
22:46is to remove the smart ones.
22:48Yeah, thought is dangerous.
22:50Do you know Mariah Carey
22:51walked the Great Wall of China in her heels?
22:55Unable to talk about the period openly,
22:58Sean decides to give Aaron a taste of the work
23:00his father did on the farm.
23:02That's good.
23:03Yeah, I think that's good.
23:04All right, so they're putting him to work on a rice farm.
23:07You just know Aaron's going to be hopeless at manual labour.
23:18That's not easy work.
23:19Imagine you're back after a day of planting rice plants.
23:23You wouldn't be able to get up the next morning, would you?
23:25I'm finding it difficult confronting
23:27what my dad went through.
23:30Didn't this take a serious turn?
23:32Not just about the physicality of farming or whatever.
23:36You can see how anxious he is to not say anything.
23:40It's like a lot of other stuff, you know?
23:44Yeah.
23:44They're trying to have a conversation
23:46but they can't talk about it anymore.
23:47Yeah, it's genuinely the elephant in the room.
23:49It's like by not talking about it,
23:50they think they're going to erase 10 years of history.
23:53Next, Sean takes Aaron to the farm where his father worked.
23:56Okay, so this is exactly the place
23:59that your father was stationed.
24:01Oh, this will be tough.
24:03When he was 19.
24:04Jesus.
24:05This is the same place.
24:07Oh, look at his face.
24:09You okay?
24:10Yeah, yeah.
24:13Must be pretty confronting.
24:15They worked from sunrise to sunset,
24:17had only two days off per month
24:19and left the farm only if they were ill.
24:22Wow.
24:23It feels like a lot of his youth was kind of taken away from him.
24:27So Aaron's dad came to Australia probably for a fresh start.
24:31The pair then travels back to Shanghai
24:34to meet Aaron's uncle and aunt.
24:37I love that.
24:39Welcome to Shanghai.
24:41Oh, look.
24:41So lovely.
24:43But we learn that Aaron's father faced more trials in Australia.
24:47When he was five years old,
24:51his mother just died.
24:55His mum died at five?
24:56My gosh.
24:58Oh, from brisk and sad.
25:00Oh, this is sad.
25:03But you made his life happy.
25:09Okay, cool.
25:14We're proud of you.
25:15This is really sweet.
25:20This is so beautiful.
25:21Yeah, it's a good...
25:23I wonder if this is so much more than Aaron expected it to be.
25:27It's been an interesting trip, hasn't it?
25:28It's been a trip of a lifetime.
25:31And how special for Sean to have facilitated this whole thing.
25:35This is the most real I've ever been on camera, so congratulations.
25:41It's so funny, you see comedians just in a certain light all the time.
25:45Like, it's kind of good to just peel it back a little bit.
25:47Excuse me, your tiramisu is coming.
25:49Your tiramisu.
25:50Hey, better way to end a story in China than with tiramisu.
25:59Oh, God, that was great.
26:01That was so much better than I thought it was going to be.
26:05That was quite unexpected.
26:07Yeah, unexpectedly beautiful.
26:10Yes.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:24On the weekend, I was in the kitchen and I could see in the neighbor's backyard,
26:28uncle proposed to auntie.
26:29Oh, good.
26:31No, she declined in front of everyone.
26:32She said no.
26:34No.
26:35That was about three days ago, and I haven't seen him since.
26:38And I bet you recorded the whole thing on your phone.
26:40This morning, I was in the kitchen.
26:42This kitchen?
26:43What's happening in this kitchen?
26:44Oh, you can see everything from it.
26:45This week on Disney+, we checked into the Groove Hotel,
26:49where there was...
26:50Hot.
26:52Young.
26:54Men.
26:55My goodness, they're all just copies of each other.
26:57Copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste.
26:59So is this like another dating show?
27:01Correct, but with a twist.
27:04Three sexy singles in their 40s and the prime of their lives.
27:08Oh, we're doing cougars.
27:10Women in their 40s are the horniest.
27:12Actually, 50s.
27:13Welcome to...
27:14Back in the grave?
27:16No? Back in the groove.
27:17How do they keep coming up with these concepts?
27:19We're just going to a different demographic for the same sort of dating show.
27:24Yeah, pretty much.
27:25So let's check out who's checking in.
27:27Oh, hello.
27:29Look at this mamacita.
27:30Yeah, baby.
27:31I'm Steph.
27:32I'm 41 years old.
27:33She's gorgeous.
27:34Well, we're gorgeous when we get dressed and put makeup on.
27:37Not like that.
27:37Oh, I am?
27:38Oh, yes.
27:39Bloody oath, I am.
27:40Next to pop out of the car is...
27:44The puppies are out.
27:45Look how much volume that hair has.
27:47My name is Brooke.
27:48I'm 42 years old.
27:5042?
27:50She's older.
27:51Love that dress.
27:52I love the gays have clocked the dress and the hair.
27:55And then we say g'day to...
27:57I'm Sparkle.
27:58I'm 43 years old.
27:59She's 43.
28:00They're getting older.
28:01Is it getting out of the car?
28:01Jesus, I am older than all of these women.
28:05What does that make me?
28:07Bro, you're gay.
28:08Oh, my God.
28:09Sparkle.
28:10Sparkle?
28:11That's her name.
28:11She's stripper.
28:12Well, I don't know what she does during the day.
28:14You cannot take her seriously if her name's Sparkle.
28:17My name's Milo.
28:19In the next villa over, there are 24 hot, young men.
28:2524?
28:26They're going to be exhausted.
28:27They're going to need a holiday.
28:28They look like a male choir.
28:30Righto, time for the boys to meet the g...
28:32women.
28:33What's up, boys?
28:35What's up, boys?
28:36The mama sisters are here.
28:39Who wants a ride to school?
28:41And straightaway, 42-year-old Brooke snags some suitors.
28:45That's my type, not joking around.
28:47Brother, that's every guy's type.
28:50From birth, I've been attracted to older women.
28:52Yeah, come here, baby.
28:53Sixth grade, I would get in trouble on purpose
28:55because the student teacher, she was a smoke show.
29:01Oh, get stuffed.
29:02Is this the way you eat bloody fruit, you dick?
29:04I've never wanted fruit salad more than right now.
29:07And 30-year-old Kru is quick to make his mark.
29:10He's going to try to get an early kiss in.
29:11You watch this, bloke.
29:12What's his move going to be?
29:13The distance is, like, too far.
29:15He's got to close to at least half the grab.
29:18Wouldn't it be weird if this was 40-year-old men
29:20dating 20-year-old women?
29:22Absolutely, it would be, but it's not.
29:23So here we are.
29:24You have something on your neck.
29:25What?
29:26Do you want me to get it?
29:26Oh, cringe.
29:29A little something right there.
29:31Oh, he's going to kiss her neck.
29:32Oh, no.
29:35You have something on your cheek, I think.
29:36Watch, watch, watch, watch.
29:37Oh, bleh.
29:38You have something on your lip.
29:39That's called happy, Kevin.
29:41Also competing for Brooke's attention is this bloke.
29:43Joshed.
29:44Why is his name in the past tense?
29:46No, Josh T. It's not Joshed.
29:49I'm yet to meet a Josh that isn't a douchebag.
29:51Literally.
29:51Well, you're going to love this one.
29:53Who definitely doesn't have what I have, so I'm not stressed.
29:56This guy loves himself.
29:58I love me too.
29:59How are you?
30:00I'm doing fantastic, and yourself?
30:02Good.
30:02I'm just not quite sure that 20-year-olds would cut it for me.
30:06It's a cool industry, you know what I'm saying?
30:07I like a bit of conversation.
30:09They're good in bed, Mum.
30:11Amen, sister.
30:13So you're a fitness instructor from what I hear?
30:14I compete in triathlons.
30:18I'm a magician.
30:19I've been in the Olympics.
30:21Naturally, I'm at the top of the list, so I don't really need to do much.
30:25Oh, shut up.
30:26This guy's a douchebag.
30:28Josh T, you're 24.
30:29Go to bed.
30:29It's 10 o'clock.
30:30Then, as the night continues, we're introduced to 22-year-old Stephen.
30:34I'd jump on him.
30:35Really?
30:35Dumbo.
30:36Coming to the Groove Hotel, you know, I came in here with a pretty big secret.
30:39What's his secret?
30:40You're a homosexual.
30:41He's got a baby?
30:43He's a spy.
30:44Shut up.
30:44One of these women.
30:46What?
30:46It's his mum.
30:47She's my mum.
30:47It's his mum.
30:48It's my mum.
30:51Fuck me sideways.
30:53Told ya.
30:54I said it.
30:56That was some M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end there.
31:00We're not watching the next one.
31:01Would it make you want to watch it again?
31:03No, I'm calling it, man.
31:05You're calling it?
31:05Too many dating shows.
31:06Don't you reckon it gives, like, a little bit Bachelor.
31:08It also gives Love Island.
31:10Bachelor, cross, Love Island, cross.
31:12Old People's Home for Four-Year-Olds.
31:29In Melbourne, it's Lee's birthday.
31:31I'll give you my present later.
31:33I don't want that.
31:33I don't want that present.
31:35I've had that present for 40 years and I really don't like it anymore.
31:38And it never gets old.
31:39Oh, Christ, it's old, Keith.
31:41It's old.
31:42It might get a bit wrinkly, huh?
31:43Wrinkle?
31:44Jesus.
31:44I'll get the iron out.
31:45I'll give her a good iron beforehand.
31:47God, you'd need a steamer and everything.
31:52This week on Netflix, we discovered a dark true crime series.
31:57What have we got here?
31:59Like a home video.
32:00Nothing good starts off with some home film video.
32:08Emergency.
32:09My girlfriend got kidnapped last night.
32:12Kidnapped?
32:13What?
32:16American Nightmare.
32:17I've heard about this.
32:18The scary thing about this stuff is it's true real life.
32:22This is going to be a bloody roller coaster.
32:24The story starts with the home invasion of Aaron Quinn and girlfriend Denise Huskins.
32:29These kidnappers took a person I loved and I don't know where she is.
32:34What the hell is going on?
32:35That's what the local cops aim to find out.
32:38Pick a point in time and let me know where you want to start and tell me what happened.
32:43Here we go.
32:44Woke up.
32:45There's this white, bright light blinding me.
32:48Oh, jeez.
32:49Oh, shit.
32:50And the man says, Aaron, lie face down.
32:53What?
32:54So they know him?
32:55Yeah, they knew his name.
32:57They called you by name?
32:58Yes.
32:58What the fuck?
33:00How does he know his name?
33:01Then asked Denise to tie my hands behind my back.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:04This is crazy.
33:05Lane puts on swim goggles over my head.
33:08What?
33:08He's blindfolding us.
33:10My God.
33:11This is weird, too.
33:11They then give us a sedative to keep us calm.
33:15Sedatives?
33:16Broke into the house.
33:17Tied him up.
33:18Drugged him.
33:19The kidnapper takes Denise away.
33:20Sedatives hit me and I'm out.
33:23It's a very far-fetched story.
33:24It's just so unbelievable.
33:26So local crime reporter, Henry Lee,
33:28tries to get his head around Aaron's version of events.
33:32As a crime reporter, I cover the worst of the worst.
33:34But this was completely bizarre.
33:36You can't make it up.
33:38Well, you can.
33:39The kidnapping happened in the middle of the night,
33:41but he didn't report it for several hours.
33:44Something's sus.
33:45So we're all thinking he called the cops,
33:47made up a whole cockamamie story about her being kidnapped
33:50just to cover up that he killed her.
33:52Wow.
33:53It's always the boyfriend.
33:54It's always the boyfriend.
33:55I always know these things.
33:56And the police also get suspicious of Aaron
33:59when they discover texts from him to his ex-fiancée, Andrea.
34:03Andrea, his ex-fiancée.
34:05Plot thickens.
34:07Here we go.
34:07She thought that you were going to get back with Andrea.
34:10She was concerned about that.
34:11Love twist, love triangle here.
34:13This is making him look terrible.
34:15And things spiral after Aaron takes a lie detector test.
34:18Aaron, there's no question on my mind that you failed this test.
34:21What? He failed the test.
34:23Oh, shit.
34:24You know where she is and you know what happened to her.
34:27Oh, wow.
34:28Shit.
34:29You're going to lose the respect of your family.
34:31They're trying to force a confession out of him at this point.
34:35You're going to destroy them.
34:36This would be your absolute nightmare.
34:39If you didn't do it.
34:40At this point, I played the fifth and I'm going to need a lawyer.
34:43And with no one else to turn to, that's what Aaron does.
34:47He immediately begins telling me what happened.
34:51I believe him.
34:52She believes him.
34:53I think he's saying the truth.
34:55I really do.
34:56No, I'm out.
34:57I'm not buying it.
34:59Yeah, Aaron's a bad guy.
35:00But then there's a surprise development.
35:03Tuesday afternoon, they get an email.
35:05Here's the police reporter.
35:07He looks like he's all over it.
35:08Subject line, Denise.
35:09What?
35:10It's the kidnappers.
35:11They found her body.
35:17What the hell?
35:18What on earth is going on?
35:20She's alive, that's for sure.
35:22Oh, I don't know what to think.
35:24And there's another twist.
35:27What the hell's going on here?
35:29Is that?
35:29Who's that?
35:31Is that her?
35:32Is that Denise?
35:33That's her.
35:33Holy moly.
35:35Was there a ransom paid?
35:37And why exactly did any of this happen?
35:39Yeah, something's not fitting here.
35:41The confusion of Denise's reappearance
35:43spurs Aaron's lawyers into contacting the police for answers.
35:47So I text him.
35:49Aaron wants to talk to Denise.
35:52And the cop's reply was...
35:56Oh, they want to talk to her as well.
35:58He's not a suspect anymore.
36:00Investigate her.
36:01I know that Aaron is a victim.
36:04But I begin to wonder of whom?
36:09Who's really behind all of this?
36:12I thought it was him at the start.
36:14Now I think...
36:14Denise faked her own kidnapping.
36:17As if Denise would be behind this.
36:18That can be the only other possible explanation.
36:22It's a setup.
36:22Police now wondering,
36:24is Huskins a real life gone girl like the movie?
36:28Who fakes her own kidnap for ulterior motives?
36:33Is that her?
36:34Is this Denise?
36:34Oh my God, this is Denise.
36:38No!
36:40Oh, they're leaving us on that.
36:43No.
36:43Oh my God, I am hooked, right?
36:49Twist and it turns and then you think you know,
36:52and then you don't know it.
36:53Fire up the next episode.
36:54Let's go.
36:55Let's cook, people.
36:56Let's cook.
37:06Oh.
37:08Isn't it nice?
37:09That's good.
37:10At my house, we eat well.
37:14At our house, we drink well.
37:15Cheers.
37:18This week, we watched a new American cooking series on Disney Plus.
37:22I'm Chef Elisa Reynolds.
37:24I apply my classical training to what I know.
37:26Soul food.
37:27Oh, yum.
37:28And I wanted to get a taste of it all.
37:30So I'm hitting the road.
37:31We got a chef travel show.
37:33Oh yeah.
37:33And I'm searching for soul food.
37:35Oh, searching for soul food.
37:37What is soul food?
37:39It's comfort food.
37:40It's like a foodie hug.
37:42It tastes like creativity, resistance, and resilience.
37:47And in this episode, she's heading out to...
37:49Oh, Jamaica.
37:50No, she went of her own accord.
37:53Oh, God.
37:54People think about Jamaica.
37:56They think about beautiful beaches.
37:58And I think about a whole heap of...
38:00Do you reckon just everyone's smoking spliffs in Jamaica?
38:03Yeah.
38:04Straight out the gate, I'm venturing off the beaten path
38:07to get a bite of something that has become famous all over the world.
38:11Jerk chicken.
38:12What jerk what?
38:13That fire-grilled meat seasoned with savory aromatic heat.
38:17Yum.
38:18Known as Jamaican jerk.
38:20Get in my belly.
38:22Everyone in Jamaica has the munchies, so the food has to be good.
38:25But before we get to sample the jerk, we learn why the locals created it.
38:30They were masters of camouflage.
38:32What's that plant look like?
38:33Covering themselves head to toe.
38:35In cannabis.
38:36British soldiers would be right up on them.
38:38That's where jerking came in.
38:40Wait, that's where jerking came in?
38:42They came up with an underground pit to hide any smoke that would betray their position.
38:48Wow.
38:49So they did this to hide what they were cooking.
38:51That's smart.
38:52What meat can you jerk?
38:54I can jerk any meat.
38:55But wherever jerk is jerking, its roots are in resistance.
38:58I love that.
38:59It's one thing you don't often think about, the history connected to food.
39:02But Maroons still jerk in the tradition of their ancestors.
39:05In a pot?
39:06Please don't tell me in the dirt.
39:07In the earth.
39:08With aromatic herbs and spices to infuse those sweet, peppery, smoky flavors into the meat.
39:15What I would do for some, like, authentic jerk chicken.
39:19That's a chook?
39:20Can you smell that?
39:21Oh my god, yes.
39:22Hang on, that's not a chook.
39:23Is that a whole side of a pig?
39:25Yeah.
39:26Oh, look at that.
39:27May I?
39:28Oh, it's back.
39:30Oh, we're gonna listen to her sucking on the bones?
39:32Please don't.
39:34Yum.
39:35Whoa.
39:37Oh my god, it's exactly what I imagined it to be.
39:40Could you imagine being vegetarian and Jamaican?
39:42Do you think they have vegetarians in Jamaica?
39:45They couldn't.
39:47Rastafarians were vegans before veganism was a thing.
39:50So they're vegans in Jamaica.
39:52I guess weed is vegan.
39:54And today they're making...
39:56My signature roast breadfruit and rondang.
39:58Wait, did she say rendang?
40:00What the hell is a rondang?
40:02The food of my people.
40:03Rondang, which is a staple for generations.
40:06It's rundown.
40:07Rundown.
40:08This is like the worst munchie food ever.
40:11Fruit bowl.
40:11And the breadfruit is from right in the back, behind the kitchen.
40:14Breadfruit?
40:14Breadfruit?
40:15We had breadfruit back home in Sri Lanka.
40:18It literally tastes like cheese almost.
40:21Cheese?
40:22It has that texture.
40:24Like if cheese and bread had a baby, it would be breadfruit.
40:26We loved our breadfruit.
40:28Sounds disgusting.
40:29Get back to the meat.
40:30Good idea.
40:31And chef Elisa knows just the spot.
40:33You can only get there by river, floating on a raft made of bamboo.
40:37So the only way you can get there is with the raft?
40:40Yeah, man.
40:41Belinda Gray has continued the tradition of cooking in her outdoor kitchen,
40:45where her mother started on this same spot in the 1970s.
40:48And they haven't updated it since the 1970s.
40:51Belinda.
40:52What have we got?
40:53Curried crayfish.
40:54Look at that.
40:55Yum.
40:56A dirty pot of crayfish.
40:57Curry gold.
40:58Yum.
40:58Oh, if it's curry.
41:00I'm not keen on curry.
41:01Oh my...
41:01Shit, what the hell is that?
41:02Rice and peas.
41:04I love rice and peas.
41:05No.
41:05Fried chicken.
41:07I'll eat that.
41:08See, that's soul food.
41:10Oh, look at that.
41:13I just cook food to please others.
41:16I love how Belinda's like, yeah, it's pretty good, hey?
41:18Can you imagine if Belinda's looking over you and you said that her food was shit?
41:22The only way to get out of there is by a raft.
41:24I can taste the love, the land, and her soul all mixed up in here.
41:29That's the type of place I want to go to.
41:31I really want to try this.
41:32Even if it gives me diarrhea, I'm coming back for seconds.
41:35And what I've learned is that all of it goes into flavouring the soul of Jamaica's food.
41:42That was one of the best cooking travel shows I've seen in a long time.
41:45It was nice to watch a cooking show that
41:47actually went right back through the roots of the recipe.
41:49Yeah.
42:01Who's the man?
42:05You ready?
42:06Watch this.
42:09Whoa.
42:11You know you're close to 40 when you're ripping yo-yo tricks.
42:15Sunday on Foxtel, we watch Margot Robbie in last year's mega hit...
42:19The Margot Robbie movies!
42:22Dr. Robbie?
42:24Ace, stop.
42:24This is one of my favourite movies.
42:26Sit down.
42:28Everything in Barbie world is perfect.
42:31This is my favourite part.
42:32Look at that.
42:33Look at that.
42:34Hi Barbie.
42:35Hi Barbie.
42:36Hi Barbie.
42:36Hi Barbie.
42:37Hi Barbie.
42:38Hi Barbie.
42:38Hi Barbie.
42:39Hi Barbie.
42:40Hi Barbie.
42:42Hi Ken.
42:43Wait, Ryan Gosling's in this?
42:44Yes.
42:45Ryan Gosling is the perfect Ken and Margot Robbie is the perfect Barbie.
42:48It's amazing.
42:49He's my hall pass.
42:50You'd do him, would you?
42:51Oh, god yeah.
42:52Absolutely.
42:53Um, anyway, they're all living happily in Barbie land.
43:02Until...
43:06She doesn't know how to walk with flat feet.
43:11This is why this movie's so good.
43:12It's so cheesy, but it's like just the right amount of cheese.
43:15Yeah.
43:16To fix her malfunctioning feet...
43:18Welcome to my weird house.
43:20Barbie seeks the help of Weird Barbie.
43:24Hi, how are you?
43:25Weird Barbie is what Holly used to do to our Barbies.
43:28Cutting the hair and like breaking the legs.
43:33Flat.
43:34Yeah.
43:34It's so funny because you can only relate to putting Barbie in weird positions.
43:37And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad.
43:40And her thoughts and feelings and humanness are interfering with your dullness.
43:44So this whole story is about her flat feet and how she's got to find the girl that owns her
43:49to find out what's wrong with her so she can get her feet back.
43:51Great job, exposition Barbie.
43:54So Barbie sets off with Ken to the real world.
43:58We look great.
43:59How many women have you seen dress up in this exact outfit now since this movie's come out?
44:03And while Barbie tries to find her owner...
44:06She's channeling who the girl is that's playing with her.
44:10Ken has his own revelation.
44:12We got a man up on this one.
44:13We work out men.
44:16Men, blokes, bad dudes.
44:20He's getting a strut.
44:24Ken loves the real world because men are on top.
44:27Patriarchy rules.
44:29Still searching, Barbie heads to Mattel HQ for answers.
44:35I'm not used to that having anything in it.
44:39Could I just meet the woman in charge?
44:41Your CEO?
44:43Oh, that would be me.
44:44Oh, Will Ferrell's in this?
44:45God, this is a stellar cast.
44:48We would love it if you could just get into that giant box.
44:52When a woman challenges a man, he says...
44:56Get back in your box.
44:57It's a metaphor.
44:58Yeah, they're in boxes.
45:03Run.
45:05Get that Barbie!
45:06Run, Barbie, run!
45:08And she's rescued by...
45:10Get it!
45:10Oh, who's this? Who's this?
45:12Her original owner.
45:14Oh!
45:15I came for you!
45:17She came for the mum, not for the daughter.
45:21But when Barbie brings her new friends back to Barbieland,
45:24she finds the Kens have taken over.
45:27What have you done?
45:28This is no longer Barbie's dream house.
45:29This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.
45:35Oh, hello, Ken.
45:36You had those abs once, Keith.
45:38I got a big O now.
45:39In just 48 hours, all the Kens will head to the polls
45:41and vote to change the constitution
45:43to a government for the Kens, of the Kens, and by the Kens!
45:47This is so prescient now.
45:49Isn't it?
45:50It looks like the end of Barbieland.
45:52It is literally impossible to be a woman.
45:55You have to be thin, but not too thin.
45:57Yep.
45:57You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.
45:59Oh, no.
46:00Can't possibly be angry.
46:02Never be rude.
46:03Never show off.
46:05You have to answer for men's bad behaviour, which is insane,
46:08but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining.
46:11Yes!
46:11You fit in like an impossible mould every single day,
46:14and it will never be enough.
46:16Not only are you doing everything wrong,
46:17but also everything is your fault.
46:20Exactly.
46:21I think that's the best monologue that has been in a movie in years.
46:25It, like, genuinely makes me sad that Sylvia might grow up in a world
46:30where she feels like this.
46:33And same, that Rach, like, feels like this every day.
46:37Whoa.
46:38It's a movie about a doll.
46:41In order to win the upcoming vote,
46:43the Barbies hatch a plan to distract the Kens
46:46by pitting them against each other.
46:48Oh, good plan!
46:52Anywhere else I'd be, you'd take...
46:55Is this their plot to get Ken to forget to vote?
47:00This shows what simple creatures we are, doesn't it?
47:02Right.
47:03Dumb as dog shit, right?
47:05Weren't we supposed to vote today?
47:06What?
47:09All those in favour of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land.
47:17Ooh, what's up, Barbie?
47:18With Barbie Land saved,
47:20Barbie and Ken patch up their differences.
47:22Thank you, Barbie.
47:23Oh, my God, I love that.
47:26And then Barbie returns to the real world as a real woman.
47:29And what are you here for today, Barbara?
47:32I'm here to see my gynecologist.
47:34And I'm about, like, the boss.
47:38I'm really impressed with that.
47:40Whoever watches this movie and goes,
47:42nah, I don't get it,
47:44is just a dum-dum.
47:45I don't know why it was so big.
47:47It was just mayhem everywhere.
47:48Barbie, Barbie, Barbie.
47:49Everywhere you look, it's nothing against my girl.