Snuffy's Turf Luck (Snuffy Smith)
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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:16Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:20Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:25I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.
00:29Yay!
00:42You, sir, go by the name of Snuffy Smith.
00:45Great balls of fire.
00:47Course I'm Snuffy Smith, you bodacious idiot.
00:51Then, sir, I do hereinby serve you with this here legalized document.
00:55Right there.
00:57Snuffy played cards last night and lost his house and property
01:01to one flatland foreigner named Jerky Jockey.
01:05A jockey who intends to foreclose on your home
01:08lest Snuffy can raise $23.75 by noon tomorrow.
01:13I ain't got nary a red penny since.
01:16Oh, yes.
01:18Oh, there, there now, honeypot.
01:20Well, don't fret yourself into a stew.
01:23That blasted maw needs money.
01:25Ain't you got no flatland relation?
01:28Well, this starts with the second cousin, Mr. Fibonacoggle.
01:32Fibonacoggle. Closest relation to kinfolks we ever had.
01:40Ding-dang, here come them disappearing, reappearing feather merchants.
01:45Howdy, sir.
01:46Howdy, Snuffy.
01:48I since heard you visiting with the rich kin in the city town.
01:51Yeah, ding-dang, feather merchants knows everything.
01:55Since you're going to get money from your kinfolks,
01:57bring me back some of that there fresh country hog sausage, mate.
02:00Ain't got time.
02:04Oh, howdy, pootie.
02:06Howdy-deedy-deedy-deedy-deedy.
02:09I know you want something from the city too, pootie.
02:12Yep. Lest you want something to hex your mind.
02:17Of course not, you bodacious varmints.
02:20Okay, you thieving spooks, I'll fetch them.
02:23Bless your stingy little old heart, Snuffy.
02:26Here, take these magic mountain posies.
02:29You're going to need them.
02:32Thank you kindly.
02:33Them posies will turn the track.
02:38Can't be much further to the city.
02:46Great balls of fire.
02:48This is the biggest cowpath I ever seen.
02:52They ought to keep them auto wagons off it.
03:14I'm plum tuckered out here for sleep.
03:18What's that?
03:19Earthquake!
03:20Run for your lives!
03:26Well, for, uh, Snuffy, it's you.
03:30Well, come on in.
03:32Oh, you are in, uh.
03:39Snuffy!
03:40Snuffy!
03:41Snuffy!
03:42Snuffy!
03:43Snuffy!
03:44Snuffy!
03:45Snuffy!
03:46Snuffy!
03:48Now's me chance.
03:50Magic flowers, eh?
03:52Just plain old goldenrod.
03:57Achoo!
03:59Hey, I'll do a little hexing with these myself.
04:03Beat it, you broken-down hay-burner.
04:10Yee, gossiper!
04:13Sparky!
04:15Google!
04:16What in tarnation you doing here?
04:18Never mind that now.
04:20Sparky's got double and triple equa...
04:23What's the matter with the varmint?
04:25Oh, he's got a lot of pneumonia.
04:28He sneezed and he's got a big race to win.
04:31For money?
04:32Isn't the money...
04:33Pulse is all right.
04:35It's the ticket to the big race if he wins.
04:38Tell you what, cuz.
04:40Twenty-three dollars and seventy-five cents.
04:42I'll guarantee for certain he wins.
04:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:47Nothing crooked, Snuffy.
04:49Who, me?
04:50Listen.
04:51The feather merchants give me some hexed posies.
04:54Hexed flowers?
04:55Hexed...
04:56Where?
04:57Dang it, Google!
04:59Had them right here.
05:00Must have lost them on that crookedy road last night.
05:04You look okay now.
05:06Yes, temperature normal.
05:07That's good, good.
05:09Blowhard.
05:12I'm going to look over the competition.
05:14Bye-bye, baby.
05:15Now don't get lonesome.
05:19If Sparky couldn't outrun that goat, I'd give him away.
05:23Sparky, old boy.
05:25You've just got to win the race this afternoon.
05:30Oh, there goes the parade.
05:32Come on, we've got to hurry.
05:35Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
05:36It's a beautiful day for the race here at Ups and Downs.
05:38There's a little rain, but it should clear up soon.
05:40As yet, there's only a fair crowd, but I see the stands are filling fast.
05:43The box seats are loaded, the horses are lined up for the starting gate,
05:45and we're ready for the running of this famous Kentucky fedora.
05:48Miss Fire, the favorite with Jerky Jockey, up is chomping at the bit.
05:51Spark Plug with Barney Google up is chomping at two bits.
05:53His mother with a quarter horse.
05:54Quarter horse?
05:56Hiya, Google.
05:57I wish you luck.
05:59You're going to need it.
06:02That barman Jerky stole my hexed posies.
06:06There they go!
06:08Spark Plug has leapt to the post.
06:09Miss Fire takes an early lead, and Watercap is running nicely.
06:12Come on, baby!
06:13They went that-a-way!
06:16Spark Plug dots a little behind.
06:17Is Miss Fire by 20 lengths?
06:19Around the clubhouse turn.
06:20It looks like Miss Fire all the way.
06:21But no, here comes Spark Plug.
06:22He's passing rubber band in the stretch.
06:24Can't fool his foley.
06:25Spark Plug is getting hotter and hotter.
06:27Miss Fire still moving well.
06:28Banana is coming up through the bunch.
06:30And Spark Plug is making his bid.
06:31Handsome hero and pretty girl are neck and neck.
06:33Neck and neck.
06:34Neckin'?
06:35Mother-in-law is nagging in the rear.
06:36And there goes Smart Alec on the rail.
06:38And here comes Spark Plug.
06:39Is Spark Plug and Watercap?
06:41Watercap is barely running.
06:43And is Spark Plug in long underwear?
06:44And long underwear has fallen down behind.
06:46That was Spark Plug and Miss Fire.
06:48He's gaining on Miss Fire.
06:49What a race!
06:50What sportsmanship!
06:51Jerky Jacky throws a flower to his rival.
06:58Spark Plug is bouncing for some speed.
07:00Spark Plug is pounding along, catching Miss Fire.
07:02It looks like a photo finish.
07:03It's Miss Fire.
07:04It's Miss Fire.
07:05It's Miss Fire.
07:06Spark Plug.
07:07Spark Plug.
07:08Miss Fire.
07:13Back to the winner's circle.
07:14Barney Google is receiving a purse.
07:16Listen to that ovation.
07:18Well, there you are, Barney.
07:20The posies is yearning that their purse is mine.
07:24But these are just plain old goldenrods.
07:27They had nothing to do with it.
07:33Nipple!
07:44Oh, thank you, Nipple.
07:46Oh, you did a real miracle.
07:48Oh, bless you, little old pumpkin head.
07:51You saved our home.
07:54Well, bust my britches.
08:02The End