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00:00We are back baby. We're back and better than ever in this Barbie dream house. Mother has
00:18rung the alarm and summoned us. Y'all are mad. Oh, smells the same. We're all excited
00:23to be back in the workroom, but at the same time, we're also a little perplexed as to
00:27why we're here. I don't know why we're back, but I'm glad we're back. To quote Plain Jane,
00:32hey sister. Hey sister. We are reunited and the eliminated queens have no idea what's
00:39going to happen next and what Mama Rue has in store for them. Does anyone want to do
00:44a recap for Hershey? Yes, I was there. That was the first chop. It's chocolate. So being
00:50back in the workroom right now feels like a fever dream. Well, the recap is top three
00:54chop. I think who ended up making it to the top three is mostly correct. I'm not excited
01:06to see Ms. Plain Jane up there, but that's just because I'm a bitter bitch and I'm petty.
01:11I think Q has something to say. I don't have anything to say. It was, yeah, how was it?
01:17Disappointing. For you. Seeing the top three, I'm a little bit envious, but it is what it is
01:25and I'm rooting for whoever gives the best performance. I just know that most of us have
01:30nothing to lose at this point, so whatever happens is going to happen fiercely. Before
01:37we get too deep, Maya, just for all time's sake, could you give us a little taste of Cher?
01:41I'm great.
01:46Hello, hello, hello. Oh my gosh, the gang's all back. Next week, Nymphia, Plain Jane,
01:56and Sephira will be competing for the title of America's next drag superstar,
02:01but this week, honey, all eyes are on our 11 returning queens.
02:07Okay. Tonight, you'll go head to head and toe to toe in a lip sync Lollapalooza smackdown
02:16presented by bubbly sparkling water. You know what, let's go.
02:21The Lollapalooza. This is what I've been waiting for.
02:27Now, after nine lip syncs, one winner will walk away with a title and the queen,
02:33of She Did Already Then Had Herses, plus a cash prize of $50,000.
02:45Can you just sign me my check now?
02:49Now you've got two hours to get into Lollapalooza drag, so don't fuck it up.
02:54Racers, start your engines and may the best queen of She Did Already Then Had Herses win.
03:04This is my lady talk.
03:06So it's time to get into drag for the lip sync battles. I'm excited. Dancing's what I do,
03:10lip syncing's what I do, so. I am very confident because I consider myself a very good lip syncer,
03:15and I lip sync every episode that I was on in the Girls Beware Watch Out,
03:17because I am going to assassinate all of them.
03:20I'm ready to fight.
03:22Well, that's not really the lucha libre, but it's more like.
03:27Be next to Miss Hershey.
03:28Come on, early outs.
03:30Oh, come on.
03:31I don't know what you're talking about. I'm mid-season.
03:34If you're not the first half, you're the second.
03:36Okay, I heard mid, and I agree with that.
03:39Okay, come on, dark lady, go off.
03:45Mirage is known for her unique lip sync style, is known for, you know, turning it out,
03:49but her last lip sync, she didn't know any of the words to that Cher song.
03:54I knew my lyrics, bitch.
03:55Like, you knew your lyrics and you still went home?
03:57Yeah.
04:00I feel like the girls are underestimating Mirage,
04:04but you better not be sleeping on these girls who went home early,
04:07because one moment does not define you.
04:10This is another chance to show more.
04:14Hershey, how does it feel to be the first one to go home?
04:18I expected more out of myself, and I came in confident, and I was ready.
04:23I just wasn't prepared to be that girl.
04:25America didn't get to see much from me.
04:27I really just want to come out on stage and just, like,
04:30lay it all on the floor and just show I'm better than my last outfit that they seen me in.
04:38Mirage, do you feel like you have something to prove going into this,
04:41voila, or what to do?
04:42Oh, but of course.
04:43Oh, but of course, mama.
04:44Girl, you know, I totally loved it.
04:47Last time, it was highly emotional, losing a lip sync.
04:51I was humiliated, embarrassed, but now I'm back, baby.
04:55I think I have the most to prove today.
04:57And I'm not going to cry this time.
04:59This is going to be a full circle moment for me.
05:00To have a second chance, I am...
05:03I'm excited.
05:06Who do you guys think is going to take it in the lip sync?
05:08Maya is truly one of the lip sync assassins of the season.
05:12But so are you.
05:13You took her out the first time.
05:16Y'all know over the season, I didn't win a mini challenge.
05:18I didn't win a mini-mini challenge.
05:19I didn't win a maxi challenge.
05:21So, hello.
05:22I need to win this.
05:23How are you feeling about going into this Lollapalooza?
05:25I'm feeling rich.
05:27I'm excited about it.
05:29I'm here to get a little revenge.
05:31Literally.
05:32My sister, Morphine, sent me home only because I let her.
05:36During that lip sync performance, I gave 65%.
05:39This time, it's going to be 110%.
05:42And the queen of flips will be in the building.
05:45I'm back to prove a point.
05:46I'm not taking my foot off nobody's neck.
05:48I lip sync again.
05:48I'm going full force.
05:51I gotta get that bitch.
05:52Sending Maya home was one of the biggest accomplishments for me.
05:55So, bring it on, bitch.
05:57If she wants to do a rematch, let's do a Miami rematch.
06:02So, Magami, a little birdie had told me that
06:07you felt like you should have beat me in the lip sync.
06:09Didn't expect to be leaving so soon.
06:12I felt like I won that lip sync.
06:14I felt I was giving more of the emotions of the song.
06:18But I was also like, oh, she ain't got no shoes on
06:21and her jewelry was all over the floor.
06:22She's saying, yeah, bitch, you should have went home.
06:25Miss Maya Iman LePage, send my ass back in.
06:28I am part of a merry band of people
06:30who would like to get a rematch in this lip sync Lollapalooza.
06:34Merry.
06:35It's about to get bloody.
06:39Throwback.
06:42Welcome to the new and improved main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
06:47Michelle Visage.
06:48Now, when's the last time you had to lip sync?
06:51You had to lip sync for your life.
06:53Ru, I have been married for 26 years, so I no longer do oral.
06:59And she done already done had herses.
07:01It's T.S. Madison.
07:03Honey, I've had myses, herses, themses.
07:06And now I'm working on eyeses.
07:10This week, we challenged our 11 returning queens
07:13to a lip sync Lollapalooza smackdown.
07:16And tonight, they are ready to compete for the title
07:19of the queen of she done already done had hers,
07:22plus a cash tip of $50,000.
07:26Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
07:35Bring back my girls.
07:39Now, it's time for the lip sync battle.
07:45There's a new stage.
07:46There's a live audience.
07:49It feels like a tournament of power.
07:54Bitch, I'm walking out on the main stage
07:56like I'm ready to go into war.
07:58It's time to win $50,000 and the title
08:00of she done already done had herses.
08:03Am I hearing the crowd?
08:04Am I getting excited?
08:05Like, the nerves are building.
08:06T.S. Madison has her nails plucking.
08:09I'm ready to toss in these girls pecking.
08:12And our top three.
08:14Nymphia Nguyen, Plain Jane, and Zephira Costal.
08:23Welcome, queens.
08:24For tonight's lip sync Lollapalooza smackdown,
08:27you will face off in a series of lip syncs.
08:31If you win your lip sync, you'll continue to the next round.
08:35If you lose your lip sync, you'll return to the workroom.
08:39Nymphia, Plain Jane, Zephira.
08:42We all look forward to seeing you battle
08:45for the crown next week.
08:46But for now, please enjoy the show.
08:57This is the Kentucky Derby of drag.
08:58And I am glad that I dressed the part.
09:01So glad we don't have to do that.
09:03Feels great being in the winner's box.
09:05We're all just ready to grab a seat,
09:07grab a beverage, and just watch.
09:09It's a little treat for us for getting this far.
09:11Crack a smile, ladies.
09:13We still have a chance at the crown.
09:16The show is about to start.
09:18Let's go.
09:22Now, let the lip sync Lollapalooza smackdown begin.
09:30I feel like we're watching, like,
09:31some sort of drag basketball or soccer.
09:33This is round one.
09:37Oh, pit crew.
09:38In Bruno's Golden Hopper are 11 balls
09:41with your names on them.
09:44Bruno, let's go.
09:56Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
10:01Dawn.
10:03Fuck me.
10:04Dawn, you'll be competing in round two.
10:08You'll be competing in tonight's first lip sync smackdown.
10:11And Dawn, you get to pick your opponent.
10:15Oh, wow.
10:15Who's she going to pick?
10:16Who do you choose?
10:19There is one girl on this stage who I know for a fact
10:24will pick the song that I want to perform.
10:26I want to just do something fun.
10:29I think it's time for a mandatory meeting.
10:33All right.
10:35Wow.
10:36Bessie is definitely a surprise to have Dawn choose me.
10:39I did not see that coming.
10:41A mandatory meeting.
10:43Now it's your turn.
10:45You get to choose the song.
10:48Will it be Alone 2.0 by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj?
10:53Damage by Danity Kane?
10:55Milkshake by Kelis?
10:57Million Dollar Baby by Ava Max?
11:00The Shoop Shoop Song by Cher?
11:03This Time I Know It's For Real by Donna Summer?
11:05We Got the Beat by The Go-Go's?
11:07And What About by Janet Jackson?
11:11Which song do you choose?
11:14I love all these songs, and I feel like I can turn out any of them.
11:18I choose Damaged.
11:20I want my girl group moment.
11:21I want to get back up here and, like, kill it.
11:24All right.
11:24The rest of you may step to the gallery.
11:28I love the song Damaged because the lyrics are horrifying.
11:32She's damaged.
11:33She's broken.
11:35And I just want to channel that a little bit.
11:37Two queens stand before me.
11:40Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
11:47The time has come.
11:49Read your lip sync for your life.
11:57I'm standing across the stage from my, like, bestie girlfriend.
12:03But I'm still gonna smoke her.
12:05Good luck.
12:06And don't fuck it up.
12:35Dawn is just trying to give really emotional acting.
12:39And Amanda is just hitting it.
12:41She's hitting all the beats.
12:43Her butt's still a little lumpy, though.
12:53I'm
13:23Amanda is leaving it all on the stage. I mean, yeah, and I don't want to be looking at Amanda because I don't like the way she looks, but I have no choice.
13:40And we don't know.
13:58No, that's what happened. Have you seen the show Tamar.
14:06I've made my decision.
14:11A mandatory meeting. Contragulations. You're the winner of the first lip sync smackdown.
14:20Please step to the winner's box. Thank you.
14:25Hearing RuPaul say my name and then the word contragulations. Mama, that's all I've ever needed.
14:33Thank you for a sickening season. You may leave the stage.
14:38Leaving the stage, honestly, I don't think it could have gone any better. It would have been nice to keep moving forward.
14:43But my goals moving into this were have fun, give a performance I'm proud of. So I'm OK.
14:52Let me let me let me prepare myself.
14:56Prepare yourself for yourself right now.
15:00If it was Amanda, would you give her a hug?
15:09Hi, everybody. How are we? Now I get to sit on this pretty white couch next to my pretty little friends and watch some pretty other people dance.
15:20Will the remaining queens please step forward?
15:25I love this show. Let's find out who's competing in tonight's second lip sync.
15:31Bruno, would you do us the honor?
15:43Oh, yeah. Q, who do you choose as your opponent?
15:47I choose Megami. Oh, I made a smart choice.
15:54I mean, if the girls left up there, yeah. Megami. Megami is the weakest lip syncer here.
15:58So if I was Q, I would have picked Megami too. Now, Megami, what song do you choose?
16:04I think Q chose me because choreography is not my thing.
16:10I'm feeling like a little Janet Jackson today.
16:15But Q kind of underestimates how good of a performer I am. Baby, I'm a Latina. I know how to move.
16:23Megami's not picking a song she wants. Megami's picking a song that will hinder the other bitch.
16:28Two queens stand before me. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
16:44Good luck and don't fuck it up.
16:54We hope you have fun tonight.
16:58She shows much energy.
17:02I want to spend my life with you.
17:07I want to know my potential.
17:15Come on, Megami. Come on, Megami. Here we go.
17:17Let's go, Megami.
17:23Where the hell did this come from?
17:39I've never seen Megami perform like this.
17:42I don't want to spend my life in misery.
17:48I wonder where you have been. I can't live without wondering.
18:01Where's the dirt?
18:03I'm living for Megami.
18:06I'm rooting for Q, but I would turn it up to a three.
18:09Megami is very moving.
18:11She's doing more in the second verse.
18:13Okay, we'll just let her do it.
18:19Where's my Mona?
18:23Hey!
18:32Where is she?
18:34Yay!
18:40Can't wait to see how this turns out.
18:42Queens, I've made my decision.
18:49Megami, congratulations. You're a winner, baby!
18:55I just won my first lip sync in the Lollapalooza, and I am so happy.
19:01I got an opportunity to show everyone that, hey, I'm not half bad at all,
19:05and prove everyone wrong.
19:07Q, my queen, thank you for an unforgettable season.
19:16I definitely saw this crown of she-done-already-done-had-herses
19:20going to another girl, so I am not worried or pressed about it.
19:26Is this when we turn and wait?
19:28Mystery loser, we're ready for you.
19:32Yay!
19:36I lost again!
19:38Let's see who's competing in tonight's third lip sync.
19:41Oh, my God!
19:43Bruno!
19:46Shake it up!
19:50Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
19:53Morphine!
19:54Morphine!
19:57Can't wait for a show, baby!
19:59Morphine, who do you choose as your opponent?
20:03Ooh, girl.
20:07I think I'm going to go with...
20:12my Latina sister, Geneva Carr.
20:15All right, let's go.
20:17Morphine picks Geneva, which I'm kind of surprised by,
20:20because Geneva will definitely give her a run for her money.
20:23She likes this baby, she knows how to perform.
20:25Geneva Carr, you get to choose the song.
20:31Let's do Million Dollar Baby by Ava Max.
20:35Ah!
20:37I selected Million Dollar Baby because it's a very dancing song,
20:40and I want Morphine and I to go off.
20:42Give a bit.
20:43Two Latinas battling it out, y'all are about to get a show.
20:45Two queens, stand before me.
20:49The time has come...
20:51for you to lip-sync...
20:54for...
20:55your...
20:56life!
21:00It's time to throw some pearls on the stage,
21:02throw a heel, stab an eyeball.
21:04Let's go, bitch.
21:06Good luck, and do not...
21:09forget it!
21:21Oh!
21:22That's really good, y'all.
21:51Yes!
21:54Oh!
22:03I like her face.
22:04She looks so pretty!
22:13Yeah!
22:14Go, Ava!
22:21Come on, Morphine!
22:24Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:33Oh!
22:40Oh!
22:44Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:50Oh!
23:01Yeah!
23:07Oh, my God.
23:09That was good, though.
23:11Come on!
23:13Queens, I've made my decision.
23:19Morphine,
23:20congratulations, you're a winner, baby!
23:26Mama, I'm just so ecstatic that I won the lip-sync.
23:29This is correct.
23:31Geneva,
23:33thank you for giving it your all.
23:36You may leave the stage.
23:38I feel very proud with what I did,
23:40and if Morphine was selected as the winner, you know...
23:43Applauses.
23:48I can't wait to see his lip-syncing next.
23:51Will the remaining queens please step forward?
23:56Bruno, you know what to do.
24:08Mirage!
24:12Redeem yourself, Mirage, redeem yourself.
24:14You will be competing in tonight's fourth lip-sync.
24:18At this point, I have a lot to prove.
24:20Part of me is terrified because I want redemption.
24:23I want to, like, prove myself to RuPaul.
24:25Who do you choose as your opponent?
24:30Um, I'm gonna go with...
24:33Hershey.
24:35Okay.
24:36I feel like Mirage picked me because
24:38she feels like I'm easy to take down,
24:40but I know what I can do.
24:42So I'm ready to see her.
24:43Ooh, this'll be interesting.
24:45The first two.
24:46They were the first two to leave.
24:47This one was actually really hard for me.
24:49My first choice was gonna be Plasma,
24:51but I knew she was gonna pick some dumbass song.
24:54So it came down to who is gonna have a better song choice.
24:59Hershey, now it's your turn.
25:01What song do you choose?
25:04I'm gonna choose Alone by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj.
25:07All right.
25:08I picked Alone because Mirage doesn't seem like
25:11she's a heavy lyric girl.
25:13And after I said Alone, I look at her,
25:15and she looks a little shaken,
25:17so I genuinely feel like I made the right choice.
25:20The rest of you may step to the gallery.
25:25I obviously would have rather have done Milkshake.
25:27I like this song a lot, but I'm a little bit nervous
25:30about the Nicki part tripping me up.
25:32You think she'll know the word this time?
25:34I sure hope so.
25:35I hope so.
25:36If she knows the rap, I think she'll be fine.
25:39The time has come...
25:42for you to lip-sync...
25:45for your life!
25:51My adrenaline's pumping.
25:53This stage is mine, and this moment is mine.
25:56Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
26:03Work it!
26:15I'm not feeling very good.
26:28That's it!
26:30That was crazy.
26:31That was a swirl, man.
26:33Fuck!
26:34Come on, man!
26:35Give it!
27:00Yeah!
27:27What happened?
27:28I'd walk in front of that bitch
27:29while she's doing all that to you.
27:30You wanna win?
27:55That was fantastic.
27:57Lovely, lovely, lovely.
28:02Queens, I've made my decision.
28:08Mirage, congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
28:17Please step to the winner's box to await the next round.
28:20Thank you so much.
28:22I'm thinking, I fucking did that,
28:24or she's gonna kill me.
28:27And let's get on to the next one.
28:30Hershey, my queen,
28:32thank you for bringing it to this runway.
28:37You may leave the stage.
28:43It's still chocolate.
28:48Oh!
28:50Give it up for Miss She.
28:52I'm fully disappointed,
28:54but I take solace in,
28:56I did the best that I could.
29:00Oh, seduction is back.
29:02Eee! Fun, fun, fun!
29:05Ladykins, the drag gods have determined
29:08that the three of you
29:10will lip-sync against each other.
29:15Yes, bitch, let's do this!
29:18In turn, I will choose one winner.
29:21The second queen will skip the next round,
29:24automatically advance to the semifinals
29:27of the Lollapalooza.
29:32To determine which queen chooses the song,
29:35Brunosis, do your thing.
29:44Whose ball did you grab, Bruno?
29:46Maya.
29:48Oh!
29:51All right, darling, which song do you choose, Maya?
29:57Milkshake by Khalid.
30:00Here we go!
30:02It's time for a show, baby.
30:04I am confident.
30:06And also, it's two New York girls,
30:08so it's a double whammy for me.
30:10Let's get to work.
30:13The time has come.
30:15Please, you'll lip-sync...
30:17for...
30:19your...
30:21life!
30:25Going up against Maya can be daunting
30:27because she is a beast when it comes to lip-syncing,
30:30but, baby, never say never.
30:32Good luck.
30:34And don't fuck it up.
30:49It's better than yours, damn right.
30:51It's better than yours, I can teach you.
30:53But I have to charge for it.
30:55Ow!
30:56It's a boom, boom, boom, speed.
30:59But the guys don't pay me sweet points.
31:05Who will give us...
31:07Who will give us...
31:09this chance?
31:14Oh, look at that, girl.
31:17Yeah!
31:29Baby, I'm getting model.
31:31And they're over there throwing themselves to the floor,
31:33giving raggedy air on steroids.
31:37Oh, wow.
31:39What?
31:42Hey!
31:45Hey!
31:50Oh.
32:07Whoo!
32:12Yes!
32:21Okay.
32:23I mean...
32:25Wow.
32:27That was a close one.
32:29But I've made my decision.
32:34So if Maya does come back here...
32:36Oh, girl, do we think she'll be proud?
32:38What you think?
32:41I love how Tsunami was walking around.
32:43Tsunami was just like,
32:44I'm just happy to be twirling for y'all here.
32:46For me, it's between Plasma and Maya.
32:48I think Maya is going to stay.
32:50I think Plasma might have outslutted Maya, to be honest.
32:53Well, well, well!
32:56Maya has mopped the floor with my ass once again.
32:59The hard part is over. Where's my drink?
33:01I played myself, because I was like,
33:03do I want to be skinny or do I want to be able to move?
33:05I went with skinny, and I couldn't move.
33:07Girl, I have lost now 2 lip syncs
33:10on season 16 of Drag Race.
33:12But you know what? At least I look good.
33:17We are back.
33:18Maya Iman LePage,
33:20will you please take your milkshake to the winner's box?
33:23Karen will tell me that I advanced
33:26all the way to the city finals is so exciting.
33:29I'm so pumped.
33:31Let the Lip Sync Lollapalooza Smackdown continue!
33:35Oh, it's a lovely 4!
33:37This is round 2.
33:39The winner of this lip sync will advance
33:41to the semifinal round.
33:43Bruno, let it roll.
33:51A mandatory meeting.
33:53Which queen do you choose as your opponent?
34:01I choose Megami.
34:04Megami's kind of like somebody that I think
34:06we all think we could beat,
34:08so I don't blame Amanda for picking Megami.
34:10Megami?
34:12Now it's your turn.
34:14What song do you choose?
34:16I feel like some Cher, okay?
34:19No, Cher you should have.
34:21I love all things Cher.
34:23I want to do it as a mandatory meeting,
34:25but like with a little bit of Cher tossed in.
34:27Morphine and Mirage, please take a seat.
34:31Amanda's not going to win Lip Sync Assassin of the Year,
34:35but she can move, so this might be a tougher battle.
34:39The time has come
34:42for you to lip sync
34:45for your life!
34:51Good luck, and don't fuck it up, man!
35:00I cannot tell if you love me or not.
35:04Oh no, you'll be the same.
35:08Oh no, you'll make believe if you want to know.
35:12If you love your soul, it's gonna be the same.
35:20Oh no, it's just a song.
35:22Oh my God, she is.
35:24It's just a song, if you want to know.
35:27If you love your soul, it's gonna be the same.
35:49Oh honey, I'm crazy excited.
35:54Find out what you want to know.
35:58If it's love, can you feel it?
36:02It's there in his tears.
36:07Oh no, that's not the way.
36:09You're not listening to all I say.
36:13If you want to know if you love your soul,
36:16it's gonna be the same.
36:19Oh, it's in his tears.
36:23Oh yeah, it's in his tears.
36:27Oh, it's in his tears.
36:35Who do you think actually won?
36:37The Eeyore of Drag.
36:39Not the Eeyore of Drag.
36:43Queens, I've made my decision.
36:48Magami, congratulations.
36:51You're a winner, baby.
36:53And you've advanced to the semifinal round.
36:57I'm so happy to have made it to the semifinals.
37:00I know this is gonna be a difficult climb to the top,
37:03but I got my hiking boots on, baby, so let's go.
37:06A mandatory meeting.
37:08Thank you for turning it out.
37:12I'm disappointed to not win this lip sync,
37:14but I also feel really good about what I did today.
37:18My wallet, however, is still gutted, still very upset.
37:23She shared the shit out of that.
37:26Magami's playing chess, and I'm playing jump rope.
37:29laughing
37:31cheering
37:34All right, we're back.
37:37Mirage, Morphe, the fickle finger of fate
37:43has chosen the two of you to lip sync next.
37:46Bruno, show us that ball!
37:56Morphe, please select your song.
38:02I think I'm gonna go with
38:05This Time I Know It's For Real by Donna Summer.
38:07Oh.
38:09Okay, I think there's a little bit of strategy here.
38:11Morphe doesn't want to do
38:13a super upbeat, dancey song against me,
38:15and we both know that Maya does not want to do the go-go song.
38:19So I think it was a double-ended strategy.
38:22The time has come
38:25for you to lip sync
38:28for your life.
38:34Mirage is a really good lip syncer.
38:36This is the mid-boss, you know, like, when you play video games,
38:39there's a first boss, middle boss, final boss.
38:41This is, like, the middle boss, and I feel like I'm at 70% health.
38:44But I don't care. I want to win.
38:46Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
38:51Here we go.
39:21Oh, yeah!
39:51Oh, yeah!
40:13You promised love, bro-man. You promised love, me, and grace.
40:15So I'm giving you woman.
40:22I said open up. I said I'm going off too late.
40:44I can take my eyes off Mirage.
40:46That was all to Morphe.
40:48Oh, it's Mirage.
40:50Okay.
40:51Morphine.
40:52Queens, I've made my decision.
40:58Morphine.
40:59Contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
41:04I just survived the second round of the lip sync.
41:06I'm at 30% health, but there's 50K on the line.
41:11I need to just make it to the end.
41:13Mirage, thank you for shaking what your drag mother gave you.
41:20You may leave the stage.
41:23This is more redemption than I could have ever dreamed on.
41:26I just really wanted RuPaul to see me perform and not fuck up.
41:30So, I got that.
41:33Maya, Megami, please join Morphine.
41:38Congratulations for making it to the semifinal round.
41:43Three queens remain in the competition, but only two will lip sync next.
41:50The queen whose ball Bruno grabs will compete in the semifinal lip sync smackdown.
41:57And she will choose her opponent.
42:00The queen who is not chosen will automatically advance to the final round.
42:07Lady Kings, your fate now rests in Bruno's hands.
42:20Bruno, show us your ball.
42:25Megami, you are lip syncing next.
42:29I am standing here against two of the best dancers,
42:34literally the lip sync assassins.
42:36I'm having to pick which poison I want to take right now.
42:40Which queen do you choose as your opponent?
42:44I would choose Morphine because she just got here.
42:46Right, that means she's tired.
42:47She's tired. I would choose Morphine.
42:52I think...
42:55I think I might have to have a little rematch with Maya.
43:03This is an absolutely horrible choice for Megami.
43:05I think Maya is thinking, I'm eating good tonight.
43:10We sent Megami full of surprises today, but she is still a vengeful whore.
43:14That means Morphine, you are moving forward to the final lip sync.
43:19For the chance to win $50,000, you may step to the winner's box.
43:27Whoever wins this lip sync is going to go against me in the finals.
43:30And I'm just so close. I'm so close.
43:32I'm right there. I'm right there.
43:34I wonder if this is going to be like...
43:38A massacre?
43:39Yeah.
43:41Queens, the one song that remains on the playlist is
43:45The one song that remains on the playlist is
43:52Maya, Megami, assume the position.
43:58Listen, I'm telling you.
44:00Megami is pissed the fuck off.
44:03Because she didn't want to lose that lip sync way back whenever the fuck ago.
44:06And you know Maya is out there pissed as hell.
44:08These bitches are pissed.
44:09And that's going to be a good show.
44:12Two queens stand before me.
44:15Queens, this is your chance to impress me.
44:18And move forward to the final round.
44:22I've sent this bitch home already.
44:24And I can't wait to do it again.
44:26The time has come.
44:28For you to lip sync.
44:31For your life.
44:37I'm a good lip syncer. I know how to perform.
44:40Sorry Maya. Love you girl.
44:42But let's do this.
44:44Good luck.
44:45And don't fuck it up.
45:14Megami, Megami, Megami.
45:17I think that Maya's done this.
45:23Megami, Megami, Megami.
45:26Megami, Megami, Megami.
45:29I know how to perform.
45:30I'm thinking that Maya's not only giving you the energy of the songs,
45:34Also giving you the money.
45:36Megami, Megami, Megami.
45:39Megami, Megami, Megami.
45:42Megami, Megami, Megami.
45:46Oh my god.
45:48Damn, Megami, damn!
46:04This is Megami's third listening and she is still turning it.
46:07She is eating..
46:08Eating..
46:09And eating...
46:10Everybody get out your seat.
46:13We know you can't dance to the beat.
46:15We got the beat.
46:16Don't play it.
46:17It's real.
46:18Round and round and round.
46:21We got the beat.
46:23We got the beat.
46:24We got the beat.
46:26We got the beat.
46:27We got the beat.
46:29We got the beat.
46:30We got the beat.
46:32We got the beat.
46:33We got the beat.
46:34We got the beat.
46:35We got the beat.
46:36We got the beat.
46:37We got the beat.
46:38We got the beat.
46:40First!
46:41First!
46:42First!
46:43First!
46:44That was......
46:45Yes bitch.
46:46It's Maya.
46:47I don't know girl!
46:48I think that we're going to get a Maya vs Morphin.
46:53Miami!
46:54Miami!
46:55Miami!
46:56Miami!
46:57We're back.
46:58We're back.
46:59We're back.
47:00We're back.
47:03Please.
47:04I've made my decision.
47:07You are moving forward to the final round.
47:14That's my New York sister right there.
47:25I assassinated the assassin, and I will say to Maya, like, victory smells so silly.
47:36I see the steam coming out of Maya's ears.
47:39Maya, thank you for putting the taint in entertainment.
47:44You may leave the stage.
47:47I am gagging right now, like, I don't see how.
47:53Magami just beat me.
47:55Hurrah.
47:57Oh my God.
48:01What the?
48:04I'm gagged.
48:05I'm gagged.
48:06Magami just beat Maya Iman Lopez in a lip sync.
48:09Put that on her fucking tombstone, on her Wikipedia, on her resume, and on her tombstone.
48:15Attention queens in the work room, please return to the main stage for the final lip
48:22sync.
48:23I think that anyone who went up against Magami today with an expectation had to quickly reset
48:30their expectations.
48:31Crazy.
48:32I thought I knew how today was going to go, and yet, here we are with Magami and Morphine,
48:38and I have no idea what the hell is about to happen.
48:45Welcome back, queens.
48:46Give it up for this week's top two queens, Magami and Morphine Love Dionne.
48:57So, it's the final lip sync, and someone's about to be clowned.
49:01The queen of She Done Already Done had herses.
49:04We're dealing with New York versus Miami right now.
49:08Magami, Morphine, con-drag-ulations for making it to the finals.
49:15You were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Gonna Make You Sweat, Everybody Dance Now
49:21by C&C Music Factory.
49:24I feel recharged.
49:25I feel the adrenaline has taken my body completely over.
49:29This is it.
49:30This is it.
49:31This is it, it, it, it.
49:32I need this win.
49:33Going from the girl who no one expected to go far to being in the finale, this is my
49:38shot, and I have to fight for it.
49:41Two queens, stand before me.
49:45Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, win the title of queen of She Now Already
49:55Done had herses, and a cash prize of $50,000.
50:00I have to take this home.
50:06Now I'm like, if she beat Maya, can she beat me?
50:09No.
50:10That's not gonna happen.
50:13The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
50:25At this point, this is like a new Rooniverse.
50:27I have no idea what's going to happen, but it's gonna be fierce.
50:32Blink, blink, here we go.
50:34Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
50:55I know I can out-dance Morphe, but I know I can out-stupid Morphe.
51:07She has some guts for that.
51:15This bitch doesn't even know the lyrics.
51:18She's using her head.
51:25I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:28I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:31I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:34I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:37I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:40I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:43I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:46I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:49I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:52I'm gonna have you up for it.
51:54I'm shaking my ass so hard that you can hear me clap throughout the room.
52:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:29Wow!
52:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
52:33Woo, woo, woo!
52:34Woo!
52:35Woo, woo!
52:36Woo!
52:37Woo!
52:38Woo!
52:39Woo!
52:40Oh, my God.
52:41So hot.
52:42Abby!
52:43Ha, ha, ha, ha!
52:46Please.
52:47I've made my decision.
52:48♪♪
52:54Morphine Love Dionne, congratulations.
52:58You are the winner, baby.
53:00I really just won something.
53:05This whole season, I truly did not win a single day.
53:08And to win queen of she done, already done, headhurses,
53:11I am the ultimate lip-sync assassin, bitch.
53:14You've won a cash tip of $50,000
53:17presented by Bubbly Sparkling Water.
53:20Whoo!
53:21Whoo!
53:22Whoo!
53:23Whoo!
53:24Whoo!
53:25Whoo!
53:26Whoo!
53:27Whoo!
53:28Whoo!
53:29Whoo!
53:30Whoo!
53:31Whoo!
53:32Bitch, $50,000, I'm gonna invest not in a home,
53:35not in a car, not in an apartment.
53:37I'm gonna invest in my body.
53:39Whatever money is left will go to my family and my friends.
53:42Is there anything you'd like to say?
53:44I just have one thing to say.
53:45You get a BPO, you get a BPO, you get a BPO,
53:48and you get a BPO.
53:50Thank you so much.
53:51We're going to be hitting the Latina.
53:53Whoo!
53:54Whoo!
53:57Next week, fasten your seat belts for a fast
54:00and furious grand finale.
54:02Now, I want to ask the fans, which of our top three queens
54:07do you want to win?
54:08Are you Team Nymphia, Team Plain Jane, or Team Saphira?
54:14Let your voice be heard using hashtag drag race.
54:18And remember, if you can't love yourself,
54:20how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:21Can I get an amen up in here?
54:23Amen!
54:24All right, now let the music play.