DRАG RАСЕ S15Е11 (2023)
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00:00We are back in the work room and Malaysia has been eliminated.
00:12I've lost one of the closest people to me in the competition.
00:15She's like the true definition of a sister.
00:17We loved, we fought, but at the end of the day we still kiki'd and we cut the fuck up.
00:22Remain humble, the fattest and the baddest from Miami, Malaysia baby doll Fox.
00:27Baby doll, baby doll, baby doll.
00:28Selena, how you feeling?
00:30So before I was only in the bottom cause like design challenges.
00:33I was only into the designs, you know, but now I'm officially a bottom bitch.
00:36And like, I didn't come into here thinking I was going to be that bitch.
00:40This is my first time in the bottom and I thought I was going to be the one lip syncing.
00:43So like, you guys should get off and just keep going.
00:45I don't think I did that bad last week.
00:48Oh, that was quick.
00:49She knows her way around clearly.
00:51I don't feel like the girls see me as competition because I've been in the bottom so much.
00:55But listen, I've allowed my light to be dimmed up until this point.
00:58But baby, not no more.
00:59No more Mrs. Nice-ass City, okay?
01:01She's coming out to play.
01:02Let's go, bitches.
01:04Congratulations, auntie, on your third win, babes.
01:07We got it together.
01:08Third win.
01:09Three maxi challenge wins.
01:10Three maxis.
01:11I mean, I really felt like y'all were like going to be ahead of me.
01:14How do you all feel?
01:15I'm surprised.
01:16Yeah.
01:17I really expected to win.
01:20Are we that shocked?
01:21Lucy thinks she should win every week.
01:24I'm definitely seeing me being this close to a win as like,
01:27okay, bitch, you have to get the win next time.
01:29I hear the judges telling me that I have what it takes to go all the way.
01:34I'm like right behind Sasha, who is technically the front runner,
01:37but I think I'm the front runner in terms of charisma,
01:40uniqueness, and talent.
01:41So statistically, I want to be in second place,
01:44but I'm always going to be in first place up here.
01:48How about we get out of drag,
01:50but don't get too clumsy because the queen is coming for her crown.
01:53Yes, God.
01:54Yes, I am.
01:55I said the queen,
01:57not the beast.
01:58Beast.
01:59I'm sure Lucy and Lux have the most fire under their asses
02:03because they were both on the top
02:04and they both felt like they should have won
02:06and they smell blood in the water.
02:08And it's three girls away from the final four.
02:12Like, that's crazy motivation for all of us.
02:15It's on.
02:17Is that Joey Jay?
02:20I'm a gay entity, I'm a gay entity.
02:23Oh, not Kelly and Michelle.
02:25It is a new day in the workroom.
02:27We are in top seven,
02:29which is something I never thought I'd be able to say.
02:32That's not true.
02:32That's a big lie that I just told,
02:33so I'm going to do it again.
02:35Kelly and Michelle.
02:36Oh my God.
02:37You wear more makeup than Marcia.
02:39Shut up.
02:40Ha ha ha ha.
02:41Marcia doesn't wear any makeup.
02:45Beyoncé looks really fun.
02:47I loved mine.
02:48It was so sick in it.
02:49Why weren't you pregnant though?
02:51She wasn't very far along
02:53when she announced her pregnancy.
02:54You can see the bump on the red carpet
02:55with the orange dress
02:56and you can see it in the performance.
02:58I feel like you're insulting me right now.
03:00I don't want that.
03:01No, I'm not insulting her
03:02because she actually was pregnant.
03:03I'm insulting you because you had a corset on.
03:05Literally Googled the performance.
03:06She was rubbing her baby bump.
03:08Yeah, but Beyoncé had body, body, body,
03:11so I wanted to give body, body, body.
03:12And body, body, body.
03:13And body, body, body.
03:14And body, body, body.
03:14And body, body, body.
03:15And body, body, body.
03:16And body, body, body.
03:17And body, body, body.
03:18So I wanted to give body, body, body.
03:19And belly bump.
03:20But you didn't have body on either.
03:21You didn't have Beyoncé body.
03:23I had Beyoncé body on.
03:25Like the luxe version of the Beyoncé body.
03:27Yeah.
03:28So why can't I do the Lucy version of Beyoncé body?
03:29Because I feel like if you're pregnant,
03:31you should be pregnant.
03:32I'm just like,
03:35let the unraveling begin.
03:36But she wasn't showing in her pregnancy.
03:39You could go back and look.
03:40I don't have to because I know.
03:41I know too because I did the look.
03:43I came in second last week.
03:45She didn't.
03:46So I don't really understand why she's trying
03:48to sort of read me.
03:49But we all know the deal.
03:52Talent gets you to the finale.
03:54Not mind games.
03:56Ooh!
03:57Ooh!
03:58Oh my god.
03:59Gina, I'm ready to have her.
04:00Yeah.
04:02My queen.
04:03Ah!
04:04Pardon my French and Saunders,
04:06but the key and pill to making comedy
04:10is to know when to teach and when to chomp.
04:13Now go back to Broad City where you belong.
04:17Definitely duos.
04:18Comedy duos.
04:19Yeah, a TV show.
04:21Hello, hello, hello.
04:21Oh my gosh.
04:23She's Miss Harley Queen.
04:25Ladykins, America's next drag superstar
04:28needs to have all the right moves.
04:30So for today's mini challenge,
04:33we're going to celebrate a queer art form.
04:37Yes, yes, yes.
04:39We are throwing ourselves a Harlem Vogue ball, darling.
04:43Oh!
04:45I am looking for popping, dipping, and spinning shablam.
04:49There, all of it, darling.
04:52You've got 15 minutes to get into quick voguing drag.
04:56So don't just stand there, let's get to it.
04:59Death drop.
05:02I have nothing to wear for this challenge.
05:04Ha, ha.
05:07Nipple rank.
05:08All right.
05:11Calling all the up and coming children.
05:14Category is, I'm so into voguing right now.
05:20DJ, hit it.
05:22From the house of East Orange, Luxe Noir, London.
05:27Woo!
05:28Yes, girl.
05:31Fake, fake, fake, observing, fake.
05:34Woo!
05:35Hey.
05:37From the Casa La Duca, Lucy La Duca.
05:40No bum here.
05:44Lucy's been saying the whole competition,
05:46I got tricks, I got tricks.
05:48Oh, maybe she pulled out a cartwheel.
05:53Butch Queen realness.
05:59From the house of Estetis, Selena.
06:01Selena.
06:07Selena is like flopping side to side.
06:11Someone's gonna get hit.
06:12What is happening?
06:13Magical realness.
06:15From the Brady dynasty, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
06:23Yes, all of New York is wrapped up in you, darling.
06:27From the Colby Carrington dynasty, Sasha Colby.
06:32Opulence.
06:33You own everything.
06:35Ah!
06:51Step forward, bitch.
06:53Shut up.
06:55Class is in session with our Miss Brooks.
06:58Yes, bitch.
06:59Come on, come on, come on.
07:03I guess she forgot to shave.
07:07Get it off me, get it off me, get it off me.
07:18Here I go.
07:23From the house of you better walk that fucking duck,
07:26Anitra.
07:30Put the bait in that duck walk.
07:50Category closed.
07:52Category is closed.
07:58Okay, queens.
07:59I saw stars and statements,
08:02but one of you was a legend.
08:06Oh, pit crew.
08:12Careful, you're gonna put somebody's eyes
08:13out with that thing.
08:14I wish you would.
08:16The winner of today's mini challenge,
08:18snatching the grand prize trophy is
08:24Anitra.
08:28Con-drag-ulation.
08:30You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
08:38Oh, oh no.
08:40My queens, drag reminds us to not take life too seriously.
08:46So for today's maxi challenge,
08:48Bubbly wants us all to crack a smile
08:51because you'll be performing standup
08:54in front of a live audience
08:56at the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
09:00Now I wouldn't consider myself a standup comic,
09:03but I do love some sit down comedy.
09:07It's too funny.
09:09Oh, pit crew.
09:12I'm parched.
09:14What you got in that trunk?
09:16Now to randomly divide you into comedy duos,
09:21you need to reach into this cooler
09:23and pull out a can of bubbly sparkling water.
09:26All right, up first, Sasha Colby,
09:28come pick your bubbly drink.
09:31No peeking.
09:34Sasha has mango.
09:36Up next, it's Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
09:38Oh, Marsha has blackberry.
09:41Oh.
09:44Oh, Lucy got lime.
09:46Lux, you are London.
09:50Lux, you've got lime.
09:53That means you're with Lucy.
09:55I feel like Lucy may struggle with this being with Lux.
09:57Oh my God.
09:58Weren't they fighting this morning?
10:00Oh, they're together.
10:06Selena is 50.
10:09Selena got cherry.
10:12Anitra, you got mango.
10:14That means you are with Sasha.
10:16Mistress, pick your poison.
10:19I am praying to the drag gods
10:21that I will be with the good team this time, bitch.
10:23I am ready for my redemption era.
10:26Mistress got blackberry, so she is with Marsha.
10:30Oh, my bestie.
10:33Now Selena, you alone have cherry.
10:36You have a choice.
10:38You can choose to perform solo
10:40or you can steal a partner from one of the paired queens.
10:49There is a positive and a very big negative
10:52to going solo in this challenge.
10:54On one hand, I can really impress them
10:56and like get a redemption.
10:58On the other, it can go south
10:59and it's no one's fault but my own.
11:01So Selena, what say you?
11:04I'll steal a queen.
11:08Two titties are better than one titty.
11:11All right, which queen do you choose to steal?
11:15I'll take mistress over here.
11:19Oh, sorry, bestie.
11:20I know you wanted me.
11:23That means Marsha, Marsha, Marsha,
11:25you'll be working solo, solo, solo.
11:32Anitra, because you won the mini challenge,
11:34you get to decide the order of performance.
11:38Later today, you'll workshop your material
11:41with Michelle Visage and our extra special guest judge,
11:46comedy sensation, Ali Wong.
11:52Start your engines and may the best queen win.
11:58Cheers to me.
12:00Out of all the challenges,
12:01this is the one that I'm the most nervous about.
12:08Oh my God, Anitra, I love your hair today.
12:10Lay it on us, Earl.
12:12This week's maxi challenge is a stand up comedy challenge.
12:16Anitra gets to pick the lineup for the comedy show.
12:19Now this can make or break your act.
12:21If you're starting and you don't have a good act,
12:24it's really gonna bomb.
12:25And if you go last and you don't have a good act,
12:27it's really gonna bomb.
12:29All right, what's the sitch?
12:30So opening, we have Marsha.
12:32Great.
12:34I know myself, if I were to go in the middle,
12:36I would be sitting in the chair,
12:38running it in my head over and over and over again.
12:40So I'm really happy.
12:41I just get to like do it and I'm done.
12:44Next will be Lux and Lucy.
12:46Then Sasha and I.
12:47And closing, we have the diva-licious divas.
12:50Okay, I'm down with it.
12:52And Selena.
12:53What was your like plan of like,
12:54yeah, what was your process of choosing us in that lineup?
12:58I don't have to tell y'all nothing if I don't want to.
13:00Ooh.
13:01So we're down to seven, Hanes.
13:04Thank God my Anitra tattoo was only temporary.
13:06Miss Anitra was very strategic with her lineup.
13:10Thanks, Anitra.
13:11Thanks, Anitra.
13:13I always prefer to be right in the middle
13:14because I think we've all been to those really,
13:16really long drag shows that seem to go on and on and on,
13:20but we are gonna make the most of it.
13:22Have you ever done standup?
13:24I've never done standup,
13:25but people just say that I'm funny sometimes.
13:28I get paired with Lucy.
13:30And despite our little tip tap at the table earlier,
13:35I know that Lucy wouldn't tell me that my bad joke is funny
13:37because we both want to win this challenge this week.
13:39I really think that the judges are looking
13:41for us to have chemistry.
13:43It could be kind of like roasty.
13:46I can find something to compliment about you.
13:47I can say, oh, you're looking so trim or something like that.
13:50And we can come up with some type of a joke for you to say
13:53like goddamn tapeworm gets me every time.
13:57Okay, I'm liking this.
13:58This is Lux Noir Paris, Detroit, London, London,
14:02Lux Noir London.
14:03And this is Lukey, I mean, Lucy, you're safe.
14:05I mean, Lucy.
14:08I find it so funny that Lucy and Lux are paired together
14:10because they are two of the thirstiest bitches
14:12left in the competition.
14:13And they both will do anything to secure that win.
14:16So this will be very interesting to see how this plays out.
14:20Sometimes it's just been a lot like puberty for me.
14:22Well, like puberty in that I'm super comfortable.
14:26I heard Marsha's over there talking to herself.
14:29You talking to yourself over there, girl?
14:30I have to.
14:31I know.
14:32Marsha, do you feel like Selena
14:33meant to put you by yourself?
14:35Let me come over, let me talk to you.
14:37Just know I have no ill will toward you.
14:40Oh, I feel like I might've done the same thing, honestly.
14:42No, yeah.
14:43Because you know, she's a funny bitch, so I get it.
14:45I totally understand.
14:47I'm a little panicked.
14:49It feels almost as if my training wheels
14:51have been taken off and I'm riding my two wheeler
14:54for the first time.
14:55I'm either gonna hit it out of the park
14:58or I'm gonna flop.
15:00And I do not know which one it's gonna be.
15:05I was just thinking as far as like maybe a layout.
15:07I could say, Lucy and Lux,
15:09and then you could get a bit,
15:12however long you want,
15:12and then we could do a bunch of this can bit.
15:17I'm sorry.
15:18Just honestly, all I can think of right now
15:20is just like splitting migraine is happening in my head.
15:23Yeah.
15:24I'm not really feeling great right now.
15:26As soon as I like sat down,
15:27I started to notice my vision was getting really spotty
15:30in my right eye.
15:31And it literally feels like
15:33if somebody were to just press on my forehead,
15:36my entire brain would just like explode.
15:39Like how my head feels right now
15:40is how that old lady felt when Laganja was like,
15:42I kind of like your vagina.
15:45But I don't wanna like stop working.
15:47Yeah.
15:48It's getting worse.
15:53I feel bad for Sasha because I'm not really as useful
15:56as I like normally would be.
15:58Wanna grab an aspirin, get your life?
16:00I'll be right back.
16:01The headache is really taking over her
16:02where she's not really coming up with anything.
16:05And this is about teamwork.
16:06So, I don't know, I'm nervous.
16:12Look who's here.
16:13Hi.
16:15It's time for me to meet with the comedy coaches,
16:17Michelle Visage and Ali Wong.
16:19I love her so much.
16:20It's a little intimidating.
16:22Hi, Marcia.
16:23I'm so excited to see what you have.
16:25I have a pretty solid chunk.
16:27Solid chunk sounds like a fat stool.
16:32All right, Marcia, let's go for it.
16:33Okay, so I'm opening the show.
16:35Oh, shit.
16:36You're doing it alone and you're opening the show.
16:38The big advantage is you don't have to worry
16:40about someone else doing the same bit.
16:43Exactly.
16:44Because if they do...
16:45Yeah, I went first and they copied me.
16:47I love it.
16:48All right, Marcia, get it.
16:50We have to start with Mother RuPaul.
16:52RuPaul reminds me of Cinderella.
16:53She's beautiful, she is blonde.
16:55She always has a little raven flying around
16:57for fixing her outfits.
16:59True.
16:59And you can't forget,
17:00she sat beside her two evil stepsisters.
17:02Yes, yes, yes.
17:05Ross Matthews and Carson Kressley,
17:06unfortunately, could not be here tonight.
17:07They were recently cast in a remake of Parent Trap.
17:13Like the other twins?
17:14Not so funny.
17:15You can think of something funnier there.
17:17Okay.
17:17Something that doesn't make sense.
17:19Maybe going with something really serious,
17:20like they're in rehearsal for Death of Salesmen.
17:24Sure.
17:24They're in rehearsal for Magic Mike.
17:26That is very funny.
17:28I can see it.
17:29And then do the log lines.
17:30Like, Magic Mike, they've lost the magic.
17:32The magic is gone.
17:34The magic is gone.
17:35That's the one.
17:36Oh my goodness, look at this.
17:39Have you ever done comedy, Lux?
17:41Never, but people tell me I'm funny all the time.
17:43But looks aren't everything, Lux.
17:45Lucy, thank you very much, that was my comedy.
17:48I'll be here all week.
17:49Lucy, have you ever done stand-up?
17:51Yes, I do a lot of stand-up.
17:52Oh, you do?
17:53Great.
17:54But I always do a solo.
17:55Thank you, Lux.
17:55Are you ready to show us?
17:57Yeah.
17:58I think so.
17:58I heard that you have a sugar daddy?
18:01A sugar daddy?
18:03Yeah, I actually do.
18:04He's really nice.
18:04I think he has a friend.
18:06He really has a thing for white girls with no rhythm.
18:08Oh.
18:08For white girls with what?
18:09No rhythm.
18:11Oh, no rhythm, okay.
18:12I don't wanna lose any of these great lines you're saying,
18:15so just make sure to take your time,
18:17because that's a great punchline.
18:18Do you have no rhythm, Lucy?
18:20No.
18:21We saw you earlier, girl.
18:23I think I have rhythm.
18:24But do you really?
18:25I won in Lollapalooza, so.
18:28Oh my God.
18:30How are you making money nowadays?
18:32I mean, I don't mean to embarrass you
18:33in front of all of your fans, but.
18:35Oh.
18:37Very funny.
18:38I didn't approve of that one, Lucy, okay.
18:39Is that okay?
18:40No, it's fine.
18:41Okay, if it got a laugh, baby, it's gonna stay.
18:43Oh yeah, no girl, of course.
18:44I hear you really have a thing
18:45for white girls with no rhythm.
18:47Again, I couldn't, I lost you on rhythm.
18:49Lux needs to work on slowing down.
18:52This is a group challenge.
18:54We either succeed together, or we fail together.
18:57We're basically gonna tell hookup stories
18:59that go wrong because of our drag personas.
19:01Oh, that's unique.
19:02Selena's playing coy, she's a nasty bitch.
19:04That's why I wanted to go with this direction,
19:06because it's real, and even if we slip up on our notes,
19:08it's a story we can tell,
19:09because it's really happened to us.
19:10Okay, good.
19:11All right, well, let's give it a go.
19:12I was craving a little Mexican,
19:13so I found me a sickening poppy bitch.
19:16I dimmed the lights,
19:18and I played some seductive music to set the tone.
19:20Ooh, what's your favorite song to go get freaky to?
19:23Geronimo by RuPaul.
19:24Oh.
19:25I think I'm funny, and the coaches are definitely laughing.
19:28Bitch, it is time for my winter era.
19:31Girl, right, like this one time, right,
19:32I was at a Christmas party,
19:34and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus
19:36with a prosthetic belly out to here,
19:38and baby, there was this fine piece of trade
19:40eyeballing me from across the room.
19:41My phone was disconnected, so I gave him my email.
19:44I run home, and I log in, and there's an email from him.
19:46And they meet me in the communal laundry room downstairs.
19:49And he's already in there with his chonies down
19:51on top of the washer machine on the final cycle.
19:55That's when I realized, he wants myself full.
20:02So the idea is like, I thought I was going bottom,
20:03but he wants to be the bottom.
20:05It's taking too long to get to the punchline,
20:06but keep going.
20:07So I crawled into bed next to my boyfriend,
20:09and I whispered, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas,
20:12as if I'm gonna give it to him, because he left me.
20:15I'm a little nervous because I can ramble,
20:16and I can talk, and I try to remember,
20:18like, girl, you got this.
20:19Like, calm down, bitch, you're fine,
20:21because I'm over that, being in the bottom
20:23full of shit, okay?
20:24I think there's so much fat you can cut.
20:27Just take, like, what are the funniest parts,
20:29and you want to get to them sooner.
20:30Gotcha.
20:31Do you know what you're doing?
20:31Because these are your stories.
20:32You're just embellishing on them,
20:33so what you need to do tonight is work on those timings.
20:37I will stay up all night to make sure that I'm in the top.
20:39But if Selena flops, I am going to jump ship.
20:42Sorry, girl.
20:43I hope you have your floaty.
20:45I am going to make sure that I am swimming
20:47out to the shore, honey.
20:48Good luck.
20:49Thank you so much.
20:51Oh.
20:52Hi, kids.
20:53Hi.
20:54Yeah, hello.
20:55I am so excited.
20:56I was like, when is an Asian queen coming out?
20:57We had two, but.
21:00Luckily, I feel much better now.
21:02I got some, like, meds and pills in, so I'm good.
21:04I mean, this is RuPaul's fucking drag race,
21:06and I'm not laying down for nothing.
21:08So, Anitra, I heard about your ocular migraines.
21:12I can tell you that they're nothing to worry about.
21:13Okay.
21:14I'm so familiar with them.
21:15Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman over here.
21:18I had no idea.
21:19There's nothing I can't do.
21:19Let's get going.
21:20Okay.
21:21Hear what you've got.
21:22I'm going to start it off by thanking Lux and Lucy.
21:26Do you know what the direction you're gonna go in is?
21:28Like, I was thinking, like, drags answer to Penn and Teller,
21:30which, you know, you want one of them mute
21:32and the other one, I don't know.
21:33That's good.
21:34You're onto something there.
21:35And then it was gonna go into Anitra's bitch.
21:38When I sat down to write, the pain was so excruciating
21:40that all I could think about was my headache.
21:42Okay.
21:43So I kind of just ran with that.
21:44I'm dealing with a migraine currently.
21:46Bigger than mistress and Lux's ego combined.
21:49Yes.
21:50It's an inside joke.
21:51Are we going to get it?
21:51Right.
21:52You never want to do an inside joke that we won't get.
21:54Okay.
21:55My head is throbbing harder than Selena during Pride season.
22:01Did Selena, she...
22:05Scrapping it.
22:06Okay.
22:08Oh my God.
22:10And then I have, but lucky for my man,
22:12my head is an absolute mess.
22:14Why is your man lucky if you can't give head?
22:17Yeah.
22:19Girl, it's not going well.
22:20Trying to figure out the headache jokes
22:22is making my headache worse.
22:23Should I scrap the headache?
22:25Maybe.
22:26When are you funniest?
22:27When do you make people laugh the most?
22:28I don't know.
22:29There are jokes in you, Anitra.
22:31Sasha can help you.
22:32You're a team.
22:33You go down, she probably goes down.
22:35So it's important to look out for one another
22:37in this situation.
22:38So keep at it and see the bubbly side
22:41and turn it out for us tomorrow.
22:42I just want to pray that the physical is overwhelming her
22:45and she'll click in
22:46because I don't want us to be on the bottom.
22:49I'm worried about Anitra.
22:50Me too.
22:54Wow.
22:57It is elimination day.
22:59And tonight we are performing our comedy sets
23:02in front of the judges and a live audience.
23:08So how are we feeling?
23:10I feel good.
23:11I definitely kind of feel like
23:12I got like a little bit of a rough start.
23:15I'm feeling good today.
23:16It's pretty clear that none of the headache jokes
23:18weren't landing.
23:19So after the coaching session,
23:21I did take a different direction
23:22and I feel much better about it today.
23:24I'm excited to see that we are applying the critique.
23:30After a pretty rough start,
23:32I know that my shit has to be tight.
23:34And I'm just praying that Anitra's head
23:35is in the game, literally.
23:38So how are you guys feeling after everything?
23:41Really good.
23:42Yeah, I'm feeling super excited.
23:43Yeah, very confident.
23:45So how are you and your partner doing, Marcia?
23:47Me and Marcia are doing really well.
23:49How are you feeling working solo?
23:51You know, part of it's just a little scary
23:53because I didn't have anybody to like work off of.
23:57And I had to kind of, you know,
23:58come up with everything myself.
23:59Was that something that like made you nervous?
24:01I really tried to think of it like,
24:03okay, this is a blessing.
24:04This is an opportunity for me to kind of shine
24:07on my own.
24:08This is the first morning I've woken up
24:10with some butterflies in there.
24:12Just because if I mess up, it's like all on me.
24:16I will admit, being alone in a challenge like this,
24:19don't let it like throw you off.
24:21Girl.
24:22I feel like if you get thrown off,
24:24it's gonna be like even worse for you
24:25because you don't have someone else to pick up the slack.
24:28Exactly.
24:29Oh, that's true.
24:30It's only, it's only you.
24:32Nothing's psyching her out.
24:34Oh, you think that's what's happening?
24:35It's me.
24:37Them hoes is shady.
24:38If that's what you treat your friends like,
24:42I don't wanna know about your enemies.
24:45Would you say that you get your humor
24:46because of growing up chubby?
24:48I know for me, I grew up really chubby
24:50and it's because I'm not the pretty one.
24:51You gotta entertain the kids with a little, you know, humor.
24:54I've never really let that affect me.
24:55I always just say what's on my mind.
24:57It's staying gay.
24:58You've been doing that, girl.
25:00I think also it's different too
25:01when you're like born and raised
25:02with a whole bunch of Latinas
25:03because you know, we like to cut up.
25:06Me and mistress vibe, like we're both thick.
25:08We're both Latinas.
25:09We have similar upbringings and perspectives.
25:10So I really relate to that.
25:12You know, also too with Latinas,
25:13it's like they also keep a lot of stuff hidden.
25:16That's like a big reason.
25:17I think why me and my family just didn't see eye to eye.
25:20My mom, me coming out gay and being a drag queen,
25:22her biggest thing was like,
25:22what are people gonna think about?
25:23You're ruining the dream.
25:24Yeah.
25:25That's hard.
25:26Was there like something that prompted like,
25:29you know, like the cutoff?
25:30So from 17 up, I was already on my own,
25:33but I would always try to give my mom little ways
25:35to come back into my life.
25:37I had broke my ankle one time
25:38when I was performing at a brunch show.
25:40You're fucking too hard.
25:41My ankle like snap, like full broke.
25:44And I go to get up and it's like a movie.
25:46Like my, my leg is like spaghetti.
25:48Call my mom when I'm in the emergency room.
25:50Like, hey, I broke my ankle.
25:51I need you to come like,
25:53to come help get my medical thing situated.
25:55Like go get my stuff.
25:56So she shows up and she goes,
25:58what the fuck are you wearing?
25:59Cause I'm still in drag.
26:00So keep in mind, I'm in so much pain now.
26:03So I literally told her, girl,
26:04please leave me alone
26:04and forget I even ever reached out to you.
26:07And like after that day,
26:07I have not talked to my mom in like years.
26:10I wouldn't either.
26:12I think when I was younger and as I grew up,
26:15I kind of always pictured that when I became an adult,
26:17that we would work it out.
26:18But I think that some of the things my mom has said
26:21and done are just unforgivable.
26:23So I don't think that I would ever
26:25have a relationship with her.
26:26And I think like after that day,
26:27it just helped me realize that
26:30I can't keep putting myself out there
26:32to expect something from someone
26:33who doesn't see me as a normal human being.
26:36But it was just such a learning experience.
26:38And like, weirdly enough,
26:39one of like the best things to ever happen to me.
26:42Breaking my ankle really showed me so much
26:44about who I can depend on,
26:45who really matters in my life.
26:46And now I have a bionic ankle.
26:48Nothing is going to break or shatter her.
26:50I feel unstoppable at this point.
26:53Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
26:56My favorite straight man, Michelle Visage.
26:59Well, you know what they say, Ru.
27:01You are what you eat.
27:02The electric T.S. Madison.
27:07Hey, Ru, I got a joke for you.
27:09What does a nosy pepper do?
27:10I don't know.
27:11What does a nosy pepper do?
27:12It gets holloped in your business.
27:17And the hilarious,
27:19And the hilarious,
27:21you look gorgeous.
27:22I can't believe you've had two kids.
27:25Well, Ru, I have to take care of myself.
27:27I'm single now and this pussy ain't gonna eat itself.
27:32This week we challenged our queens
27:33to make us crack a smile at the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
27:37And tonight on the runway,
27:38category is Rip Her to Shreds.
27:42Racers, start your engines
27:44and may the best drag queen win.
27:47From the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race,
27:50it's the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
27:53Please give a warm welcome to Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
28:00Oh my gosh, look at these faces.
28:04My name is Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
28:06I'm sort of a newer drag queen.
28:08So being here has felt a lot like puberty to me.
28:11You know, my mom used to tell me
28:13that I felt a lot like puberty to me.
28:16You know, my body is changing.
28:19I'm like discovering a lot of insecurities
28:21that I didn't know that I had.
28:22But guess what?
28:23I'm finally a B cup.
28:27But yes, another journey that I've really been going on
28:30since I've been here is with my makeup.
28:32When I got here,
28:33we'll say I wasn't necessarily doing drag per se.
28:37I was more enhancing my natural beauty.
28:39Yeah.
28:40And everybody at home kept telling me how pretty I was,
28:42which begs the question,
28:44where were you when you realized
28:45your entire hometown was lying to you?
28:47Yeah, I was on television.
28:50Yeah, yeah.
28:57A round of applause for the judges,
28:58for this table of icons.
29:00You may notice that Ross and Carson
29:03are not up there tonight.
29:04Unfortunately, they could not be here.
29:05They are filming Die Hard 20 down the street.
29:08Yeah, not exactly what I meant
29:09when I wanted more diversity in Hollywood,
29:11but you take what you can get.
29:13On the judges panel,
29:14we have Ursula the Sea Witch, everybody.
29:16Woo, give it up for T.S. Madison.
29:19Your critiques have got some of these girls really nervous.
29:23And when I say these girls, I do mean myself.
29:25I am very nervous around you.
29:28And with that, I think that's my time.
29:30Y'all have an incredible audience, so welcoming.
29:32And it is part of my job as the show opener
29:35to introduce our next pair of girls.
29:37These two are some of my closest friends in the competition.
29:41So I can tell you from a really sincere place
29:43that they're both rotted garbage people.
29:47Yeah, Lux Noir London and Lucy LaDuca.
29:50Thank you all so much.
29:53Oh, hello.
29:55Now, first of all, give it up for Marsha Marsha Marsha.
29:58Yes, oh my God.
29:59Wasn't that such a funny joke?
30:01Her comedy wasn't half bad either, am I right?
30:05You know, Lucy, I'm sure nobody's ever told you this,
30:08but you have really nice teeth.
30:11How do you keep them so white?
30:13I whiten them.
30:14Oh my God, I didn't think you could get any whiter.
30:16Oh wow, okay.
30:18Here's how, this is what you do.
30:19You take the white strips, okay?
30:21Now those pesky directions will tell you 30 minutes.
30:24Forget it, put them on.
30:25Babe, you go to bed.
30:27Oh yeah, yeah.
30:28Eight hours later, you're gonna wake up
30:30and your teeth are gonna be white.
30:32They'll be on your pillow, but they will be white.
30:35How white do they get?
30:37Oh girl, they get so white,
30:39they put mayonnaise on everything.
30:42Oh honey, I bet they get so white,
30:44they say, can I speak to the manager, please?
30:47Girl, they get so white, they find my comedy funny.
30:50I know that's white.
30:55It's good.
30:56I can say when it's good.
30:59I don't like saying it, but I can say it.
31:01Now, Luxy, I don't mean to embarrass you
31:03in front of all of your fan, but
31:04I heard a nasty rumor that you might have a sugar daddy.
31:11A sugar daddy?
31:13Actually, I do.
31:14Oh my God.
31:16He's so sweet and I hear he has a friend.
31:18Wink, wink.
31:20Sweetheart, listen, if I wanted a sugar daddy,
31:22I could probably get his number from you, right?
31:24Oh yeah, girl, no, of course, of course, of course.
31:26All right, listen, we gotta get out of here, okay?
31:29I am late for my lobotomy.
31:31Our next duo consists of a legend, an icon, a star,
31:35a former Miss Continental,
31:37and a trailblazer in our community.
31:39And the other one is Anitra.
31:46We are the two stoned queens, you know what I mean?
31:50We're living the California dream.
31:51We're living the California sober dream,
31:53you know what I mean?
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah, I'm feeling like Demi Lovato up in here.
31:58Love it, love it.
32:00My name is Anitra, I'm from Sin City, Las Vegas.
32:04So that means that I have a venereal disease
32:07and I can show you a great time.
32:10And now, some canned bits.
32:14You know, sex is a misdemeanor.
32:17Oh, really?
32:18Oh yeah, the more you miss, the meaner you get.
32:23You know what else they say?
32:24They say sex is a lot like playing bridge.
32:26What do you mean?
32:28Well, if you don't have a good partner,
32:29you better have a good hand.
32:30Oh!
32:33You know what I love more than canned bits is,
32:35you know what I love?
32:36I think I do.
32:37I think you do.
32:38I think I do.
32:38Yeah, I think you love it too.
32:39I think I do.
32:40We love some
32:41la ganja!
32:43Yes, yes, mama, let's get
32:46sickening, oh, clean, oh.
32:52They're not getting a lot of laughs.
32:55There's some dead air in there.
32:57Don't we just get such a bad rap, you know?
32:59It's like, we're lazy, we're forgettable.
33:03Yeah.
33:03We are get the munchies.
33:04Yeah.
33:05We're forgetful.
33:06Wait, um, we're.
33:09You already said that.
33:10Oh, oh, right, right, right.
33:11What were we talking about?
33:12Wait, wait, wait, what were we talking about again?
33:14Well.
33:17I'm feeling a little bad for him at this point.
33:20God, this bit is lasting longer than Evie Odley's dick.
33:24Yeah.
33:24I went there.
33:25It's like a bell, can't unring it, all right?
33:27Let's just go for it.
33:28All right, um, what we really wanna talk about is
33:32Michelle's huge balls.
33:35Michelle's and Visage's balls are so big,
33:37she lovingly refers to them as Latrice and Eureka.
33:43But unlike Latrice and Eureka,
33:46Michelle's balls have lasted an entire season of Drag Race.
33:50Oh, damn.
33:52Our time for you is over.
33:53Welcome to the stage, our next two divas,
33:56Selena S. Kitties and STD's mistress, Isabel Bruggs.
34:00Thank you, good night.
34:01Woo!
34:03Thank you, Sasha Anitra.
34:05Who knew getting high can bring such a new low, girl?
34:08These people are so beautiful.
34:11Look at all the sexy men in the audience.
34:13Ooh, you're right.
34:14Root does look good tonight, doesn't he?
34:17Selena, mistress, as a juicy, thick Latina,
34:19it's hard to get a man sometimes.
34:21They can handle all this.
34:22One time I was at a Christmas party
34:24and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus.
34:26As a who?
34:27Yeah, I had this prosthetic belly.
34:29It was out to like here.
34:31Oh, bitch!
34:32And there was this fine piece of trade across the way.
34:34He was hairy and veiny and he was like six foot five.
34:38He came over to me, right?
34:39He said,
34:40sup, I wanna feel that baby from the inside.
34:44Woo!
34:46Girl, so I said, hit my address, right?
34:48I run home, I throw my shoes off,
34:50I take my hip pads off, right?
34:51You keep the belly on, bitch?
34:52Duh, you can't get pregnant twice.
34:56So I text trade, I said,
34:57meet me in the communal laundry room downstairs, okay?
34:59I put on my chanclas, I run over, I open the door.
35:03Trade is bent over the dryer on its final spin cycle.
35:06No, ma'am!
35:07His figgy pudding just shaking in midair.
35:10Remember, he was six foot five, girl.
35:12I'm like trying to get in there.
35:13Reach, reach, girl, reach!
35:15So I whisper in his ear, right?
35:17I'll be right back, papi.
35:18Ah!
35:19I run upstairs, I grab my highest pair
35:22of platform stiletto heels, put them on,
35:24I kick open the door.
35:27He's vanished.
35:28It was just me, my unborn child,
35:30and a hot, steamy load of laundry.
35:33Girl, that's why I don't even entertain trade and drive.
35:36I was craving a little Mexican,
35:38so I hopped on the hookup apps to go shopping.
35:40You know, the yellow Facebook.
35:42And I found this sickening papi, girl.
35:45He was hairy, veiny, and six foot five.
35:49He sounds perfect.
35:51Girl, he was.
35:52So I start doing my normal routine
35:53before trade comes over.
35:54I dim the lights.
35:56I put on some seductive music.
35:59I like something sexy and sensual.
36:01I just knew papi was gonna make me go,
36:03ah-ha-ha-hey!
36:06Oh, I was ready to give me a piece.
36:09Okay, girl, get to the point.
36:10There's a lot of unnecessary detail
36:13that isn't really funny.
36:14I heard a knock at my door, so I run.
36:16And as soon as I opened the door,
36:18he looked even better than his picture.
36:20So I took him to the bedroom.
36:22And baby, you know I got to work.
36:24And then all of a sudden he goes, ah, what is that?
36:27Girl, I flip on the switch.
36:29Tell me why there's a big ass rhinestone on this man's.
36:32Bingo!
36:33Bitch, you already know.
36:34So I take that stone from his disco stick so fast.
36:37Wait, so what happened?
36:38Girl, before I could even get back to the session,
36:40he was gone.
36:41What?
36:42Well, what about the rhinestone?
36:43Oh, girl, it's right here.
36:45Oh, what is that?
36:46Oh, hold on.
36:50Ignacio!
36:53Good night, you guys.
36:54Thank you so much.
36:55You've been a lovely audience.
36:56Woo!
37:05Category is,
37:06Ripper to shreds.
37:08Up first, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
37:11What, did Jan win or something?
37:15Ha ha!
37:16Honey, I am limping down this runway, girl.
37:19I'm a pageant queen, and I won,
37:21and all the girls didn't think that I deserved it,
37:23so they tore apart my dress.
37:25And of course I'm crying, because this was supposed to be my moment.
37:29If I can be beautiful and in pain and funny at the same time,
37:33that's drag, Mama.
37:34You know, these pageants can be so cutthroat.
37:37Lucy LaDuca.
37:39Viola Swamp really got a makeover.
37:42I am giving you Nosferatu realness, girl.
37:45I am serving a Victorian vampire queen.
37:48She's been alive hundreds and hundreds of years,
37:50and all of her clothing has been dragging through the mud,
37:54and everything is just torn and spooky, ooky, kooky.
37:58I look dead.
37:59Interview with a vampire.
38:01I got to tell you, the dry cleaners in Transylvania are the worst.
38:06Luxe Noir, London.
38:08I can see her weewee pole.
38:10Yes!
38:11This look was inspired by RuPaul herself.
38:14She wore this look in the 1980s.
38:16She was in a punk rock band called Weewee Pole.
38:19It's just like this shiny kind of Liberace Mad Max type of feel.
38:24This hair is the largest hair that I have ever worn in my entire life.
38:28Like, it's just giving.
38:30This is true supermodel vibes right now.
38:32This look is giving me Deja Vu.
38:34Yes.
38:36Sasha Colby.
38:37She's got great jeans.
38:39From the House of Rip Torn.
38:42Nothing gets between me and my Calvins, except all that ass.
38:48This gown is a denim dream shredded to bits, giving you early 2000s VMA.
38:55I feel like a TRL moment, honey.
38:57I feel like that total request live.
39:00I shred what I shred.
39:04Anitra, if you stay shreddy, you ain't got to get shreddy.
39:09I am giving you this shredded catsuit.
39:11My concept is a lotus shredding through the mud and coming out to blossom on top of the lake.
39:16I'm giving you hot pink underneath to represent the lotus,
39:19and I'm giving you green to represent the water and the murkiness of it.
39:22Lotus flowers can only blossom when they're in muddy or dirty waters.
39:26You kind of have to go through something to come out on top and shine.
39:29Ripped for her pleasure.
39:32Kalina Esterix.
39:34This week, my runway is the story of a woman escaping for a better life.
39:40My mom told me how she got to America.
39:43She was 17, running, crossing the border.
39:45No one knows how hard it is and what that takes trying to get here.
39:49Baby, I got my big Latina hair.
39:51I got my covija that's shredded, honey.
39:53My runway's dedicated to every Latina mother who wanted more for their family.
39:58Mistress Isabel Brooks.
40:01She is booked, burnt, and blessed.
40:04I didn't burn, I crystallized.
40:06It's Madonna's material girl meets Mugler meets Moschino with just a hint of Texas drag.
40:12I look so fierce, I feel so fashionable, and the judges are eating it up.
40:16Y'all see the shape, honey?
40:18Boop, boop. Sickening.
40:20Honey, her pussy is on broil.
40:23She's got one in the pink and two in her butthole.
40:27Welcome, queens.
40:29It's time for the judges' critiques.
40:31Starting with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
40:34So, Marsha, you had to start the show.
40:37It's a tough gig to do.
40:39You landed some laughs, but most of it kind of just started to fall flat.
40:43I think it just wasn't really funny enough.
40:46But you clearly have such a great stage presence.
40:49You just forgot to do that log line for the movie
40:52to explain why you had to do that.
40:54Like, they could have been like, Carson and Ross are starring in Top Gun 3.
40:58Just the volleyball scene.
41:00Tonight on the runway, though, I love this look.
41:02Lucy did it not too long ago.
41:04So, if I were you, I would have been a crafty queen and thought of something else to do.
41:08When there are seven girls left, it has to be more.
41:11More, more, more.
41:13Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
41:15What I like about this look is that this is very different for you.
41:18It's creepy and rom-stokery.
41:20It's just so good.
41:22In the comedy challenge, you clearly have such a strong stage presence.
41:25That was clear from the jump, and so we had a lot of high expectations,
41:28and you really rose to the challenge.
41:31Girl, those white jokes were so funny to me, honey.
41:33I almost fell out of my skin.
41:35You did a really good job tonight.
41:37All right, up next, Lux Noir, London.
41:40You are so funny.
41:43And, like, we had talked yesterday about,
41:45because I couldn't hear some of the words you were saying,
41:47and I could hear every word you said.
41:49You were wonderful together.
41:51I thought your timing was good.
41:53I thought you were listening to what Lucy was saying.
41:55You really did a wonderful job, Lux.
41:57You came here to win this competition, didn't you?
41:59Absolutely.
42:00Oh, yes.
42:01I love this look.
42:02I love the way it's a homage to the mother.
42:04You get it.
42:05Let me just talk about this look.
42:07I'm going to try to talk about it without crying, okay?
42:09Because I wore this look in 1986,
42:12and it just brings back so many great memories for me,
42:15because, you know, I was this freak
42:17running around New York City.
42:19And if you would ask me if I'd be sitting in this seat
42:23hosting a television show back then,
42:25you know what my answer would have been?
42:27Yes.
42:28Yes!
42:29So, it all comes full circle.
42:34Up next, Sasha Colby.
42:35When you bent that corner, I said,
42:37baby, she tore that shit up.
42:39This is why in the comedy challenge,
42:41I was like, girl, nah.
42:44Nah.
42:45You trying to rely on this stoner stuff, honey?
42:47Yeah.
42:48There was a lot of lulls.
42:49The pacing needed to stay up.
42:51It's really hard to make new Michelle Visage
42:53balls-and-dick jokes,
42:55and you made fresh ones that were really good.
42:57That was probably, like, the peak of the performance.
43:00I just wanted more of that.
43:01And you have it in you.
43:02You're a very naturally funny queen.
43:04You Sasha Colby, girl.
43:05I want more from you.
43:07Anitra.
43:08I just think for you, there were moments
43:10like I felt you were lost or scared,
43:12and I felt like Sasha was doing the heavy lifting.
43:14So I wanted more confidence, which is weird,
43:17because when you come out here and drag, you're powerful.
43:20Michelle's absolutely right.
43:22The confidence you have on the runway,
43:24and you have so much confidence on this runway,
43:26is yours for the taking throughout your life.
43:30But I am really enjoying this look, honey.
43:33It gives me body, and I'm a body girl,
43:36and I like the way you...
43:38Yeah, let's do that again.
43:39Ooh, let me see that.
43:40Ooh, ooh.
43:42Up next, Selena City.
43:44Let's talk about the challenge.
43:46I want to give you credit,
43:48because you got to the storyline quicker.
43:50I thought it was funny, I thought the execution was good.
43:53I think you look absolutely beautiful,
43:55and I love the story that you're telling.
43:57I think I might have been even more excited about this look
44:00had it just been a dress made from that blanket,
44:04and you had really made it couture.
44:06I think that would have been something
44:08that we've truly never seen on this runway before.
44:10All right, Mistress, Isabelle Brooks.
44:14This look tonight, stunning.
44:16It's burnt up Marilyn Monroe.
44:18It's just fun, it's drag.
44:20I love the way that you, as a big girl,
44:23come out and you serve the girls, honey,
44:25letting people know, honey,
44:26that we thick girls are gorgeously burnt up too, okay?
44:30Yes, ma'am.
44:31You also came a long way when we were doing the rehearsal.
44:34You were not interacting with Selena that much,
44:36but on the day, you guys were really bouncing off of each other.
44:39I felt like you were two preachers
44:42delivering the unholiest of sermons.
44:45Hee-hee!
44:47Thank you, ladies, I think we've heard enough.
44:50While you untuck in the workroom,
44:52the judges and I will deliberate.
44:54Right now, just between us squirrel friends,
44:57what do you think?
44:59Let's start with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
45:02Going first is not always a bad spot.
45:04Remember when Bosco opened up the show and she bodied it?
45:08So it can really be an advantage, and she did fine,
45:12but for this competition at this point, you have to do great.
45:16The thing is, she's very green when it comes to drag,
45:19and a lot of what she learned in theater school
45:22needs to be dragged up.
45:23All right, let's move on to Lucy LaDukem.
45:25In the challenge, she was kind of holding court
45:27because she's the one with the most experience in this
45:30between her and Lux,
45:31and I felt very, very comfortable and confident with her.
45:33I think they could have been tighter as a whole.
45:35Tighter as a whole.
45:37But she was very strong tonight in general.
45:39I was proud of her.
45:40Lux Noir London, every time I see her,
45:43she always wows me.
45:45I thought she was the most improved out of the bunch
45:48from yesterday, and on the runway, that look was just smart.
45:51Not because it's kissing up to you,
45:53which, hey, I'm always here for,
45:55but also the reimagining of this look was so well done.
46:00A very smart move, you know.
46:02Let's talk about Sasha Colby.
46:04Somehow, the only joke I can remember
46:06is Michelle's balls being named Eureka and Latrice.
46:09That was the strongest one.
46:11Which is a good sign, because that joke was great,
46:13but then it's kind of a bad sign,
46:14because I don't really remember the rest of the set.
46:16Honey, she tears those looks up every time,
46:19but can you always rely on your looks?
46:23I don't know.
46:24Anitra.
46:25Every time she hits the runway, she kills it out here.
46:28She's got the best walk in this entire competition.
46:31In the challenge, though,
46:32she got so lost in the situation
46:34that I don't remember any funny part of her skit.
46:38The pot reference thing
46:39really threw us into a different direction.
46:41It also never went anywhere.
46:42And it never went anywhere.
46:43It didn't deliver anything.
46:44All right, let's talk about Selena.
46:45I thought she improved a great deal.
46:47When Michelle and I watched the rehearsal,
46:49we sat through, like, two presidential administrations.
46:52100%.
46:53100%.
46:54She really cut out a lot
46:56and got to the juicy meat of the story
47:00sooner.
47:01I could not stand the dress
47:03that she was wearing underneath that jacket.
47:05She looked like she was wrapped up in bandages.
47:08Let's move on to her scene partner, Mistress.
47:10I thought they worked very well together.
47:12I thought they lifted one another up,
47:13but the story took a little bit too long for me.
47:15And you could see her setting it up
47:17to get to the punchline at the end.
47:19You know, the real meat of that story
47:20is that she just starts giving head to a dude,
47:23and one of her rhinestones is on the tip.
47:25So she could have started the story
47:27right then and there,
47:29but she still clearly is a funny queen.
47:31She's just not quite there yet.
47:33All right, silence.
47:35I have made my decision.
47:37Bring back my girls.
47:40Welcome back, ladies.
47:42I've made some decisions.
47:47Selena S. Titties and Mistress Isabel Brooks,
47:50your hook-up stories tickled our funny bones.
47:56You are safe.
47:58You may step to the back of the stage.
48:00Thank you so much.
48:01Gracias.
48:04Lucy Laduca and Luxe Noir London,
48:08tonight you had the white stuff.
48:13Contragulations.
48:14You are both the winners of this week's challenge.
48:18You've each won a cash prize of $5,000
48:22courtesy of bubbly, sparkling water.
48:26Money!
48:27Thank you so much.
48:29I am so excited,
48:31because we honestly worked really well together,
48:34and we both deserve it.
48:38Marsha, Marsha, Marsha,
48:40we needed more, more, more.
48:43Sasha Colby, to be blunt,
48:46your stoner comedy was a little half-baked.
48:50Anitra, you shredded the runway,
48:53but your comedy had some holes in it.
48:57Sasha Colby,
49:00you are safe.
49:03Thank you so much.
49:07Marsha, Anitra, I'm sorry, my dears,
49:10but you are up for elimination.
49:13This is the first time I'm in the bottom two.
49:17Like, my heart is beating so fast.
49:19I'm just, like, trying to keep myself calm.
49:21I know that Anitra's one of the best performers
49:24in this competition,
49:25and I know that Anitra's gonna turn it out,
49:27so I'm gonna try and turn it out just as hard.
49:29Ladies, this is your last chance
49:31to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
49:38The time has come
49:40for you to lip-sync
49:42for your life.
49:49Get ready, Marsha.
49:50I'm about to show you who's boss, bitch.
49:53Good luck.
49:54And don't fuck it up.
49:58Hmm.
49:59I ain't trying to.
50:01I ain't trying to.
50:03I ain't trying to.
50:05I ain't trying to be cool like you,
50:07wobbling around in your high heels,
50:08shoes don't come to you,
50:09make friends with the floor,
50:10two for one, you know a bitch right for it,
50:12and two left feet, you know I always drive.
50:14First thing that girl did
50:15was a bop on the whole damn cake
50:16and the cherry on top.
50:17Shut the fuck up, good girl.
50:19You ain't even here to party,
50:22come on, bitch.
50:30Woo!
50:31Free Willie!
50:33Woo!
50:35Woo!
50:37Woo!
50:39Woo!
50:41Woo!
50:43Woo!
50:45Woo!
50:52Three.
50:54Come on, Marisha.
50:56Woo!
51:00Woo!
51:02Woo!
51:04Woo!
51:10Come on.
51:12Come on, Marisha.
51:14Woo!
51:16Come on, girl.
51:21Woo!
51:23Woo!
51:25Woo!
51:27Woo!
51:29Woo!
51:31Woo!
51:33Woo!
51:35Woo!
51:37Woo!
51:39Woo!
51:41Woo!
51:43Woo!
51:45Woo!
51:47Woo!
51:50Yes!
51:51Yes!
51:52Yes!
51:58Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:09Anitra, Shante, you stay.
52:14You may join the dance,
52:16you stay. You may join the other girls. Thank you.
52:27Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, we've got much more than a hunch that you gonna be a
52:35big, big star. Now, sashay away. Thank you for helping me evolve who I was.
52:43Thank you so much to all of you, really. I love you, Marsha. Forget the nose. Ow, my heart.
52:57I'm honestly not super bummed. I feel really proud of what I've done here.
53:02Having just lip-synced against Anitra and to have actually kind of put up a
53:06solid fight, I feel really good. I've pushed my makeup skills. Oh, wait, grab her.
53:12Most importantly, Ariana Grande knows who I am now, so, I mean, that's worth two
53:15hundred thousand dollars to me.
53:20Con-drag-ulations, queens. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
53:25you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen in here? Amen! All right, now let the music play.