DRАG RАСЕ S15Е10 (2023)
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00:00I feel so sad that it's her time to leave, but I'm not sad that I'm still here, bitch.
00:19It's been so easy and so fun.
00:21Yeah.
00:22Thank you for being my new sister when my real one left me.
00:26P.S.
00:27Where does the ding-a-ling go?
00:28I've been looking at three canned bits all mushed into one.
00:32Even knowing that I was lip-syncing against her had me so positive.
00:35Because she made it fun.
00:36No, because I was going to send her home, bitch.
00:40Spice was like a daughter to me.
00:41I'm definitely going to miss her, but separating personal from drag, it was definitely her
00:46time to go.
00:47Sasha, how does it feel to have now won two challenges?
00:51Oh, it feels so good.
00:53Tonight, Sasha, you literally peed on the stage.
00:56You peed.
00:57Y'all should soak some of that up so y'all can get a win, too.
01:01Girl.
01:02I already won three.
01:03Oh, wow.
01:07I feel like people are forgetting how well I have been doing in this competition.
01:13I'm the only person who has won three challenges, two minis and a mane.
01:17Lucy, how are you feeling?
01:18Lucille.
01:19Still feeling good, honestly.
01:20This just laughs every time I open my mouth.
01:28I thought it was funny that you said, I'm still feeling really good when the last time
01:31we were here you said, I'm fucking pissed.
01:34I'm feeling good because even though they didn't like my second look, they really loved
01:38my first and third look.
01:39And I agree with them with the critiques on the second look.
01:43Sometimes I can't help but laugh at Lucy because I know she's being fake.
01:46What are you laughing about?
01:49She laughs at every single thing that I say.
01:51This is not congenial.
01:52Eee!
01:53Eee!
01:54Lucy is much more competitive than she alludes to.
01:57Lucy, I'm just so happy for you because I feel like you're finally entering your bitch
02:00era.
02:02Mistress is projecting onto me because mama, if anyone is a bitch, mistress is the bitch.
02:10Mosh.
02:11Yes?
02:12How are you feeling?
02:13Honestly, I thought I was going to be in the top.
02:16I thought I was a contender to win.
02:19I don't understand why everyone else is allowed to be upset at their placement.
02:23And I'm getting really fed up with it.
02:26I mean, um, I really, I think I, I think I executed what they asked me to do.
02:30Are you going to attack her?
02:31Sorry.
02:32There's some drama going on over there.
02:33Oh, I'm sorry.
02:34Lucy was trying to say if I was going to attack you because there goes Lucy being a bitch
02:37again.
02:38Stop!
02:39I have won some of the most iconic challenges in drag race herstory.
02:44So I think I have earned a certain level of respect.
02:48And I'm not being shown that.
02:49I know I stir the pot, but I think that Lucy is trying to act like she's a nice girl and
02:54Lucy really is a bitch.
02:55If you're going to be a bitch, just be a bitch.
02:57You don't have to pretend to be sweet.
02:58I mean, look at me.
02:59Can you unlace my handmade corset that I was safe for?
03:05You never can complain about being safe unless you're Lucy.
03:13It's a new day in the workroom, as they say, and I'm feeling rested because I know that
03:17Michelle thinks that I have a resting bitch face.
03:18I'm trying to be a little bit more smiley today.
03:23Hello, hello, hello.
03:26Ladies, for today's maxi challenge, you need to conduct one-on-one interviews for TV's
03:38sketchiest news magazine, 50-50.
03:42This is your chance to get up close and personal with some of today's most gag-worthy and uniquely
03:49talented celebrities.
03:52As your editor-in-chief, I'll be handing out your assignments.
03:57Marsha Marsha Marsha and Sasha Colby, you'll be going deep with a legendary entertainer,
04:03Charo.
04:04Stop!
04:05Good thing.
04:06Charo is an actress.
04:09She is arguably the world's greatest flamenco guitar player.
04:12She does cooking videos.
04:14Saffron made your boyfriend go crazy.
04:16And she has made a fortune off of Coochie Coochie.
04:19Work, fun.
04:21Anitra, Lucy Leduca, and Malaysia baby doll Fox, you'll be probing Frankie Grande.
04:31I am thrilled.
04:32He's done Big Brother, he's done Mamma Mia on Broadway, he's amazing at social media.
04:37He's Ariana's brother, for crying out loud.
04:39And Lux New Orleans, mistress Isabel Brooks, and Selena Estetiz, you need to get inside
04:46Love Connie.
04:47Yeah!
04:48We're going to my Connie world!
04:52Love Connie is a wild and crazy drag persona who is an aerobic fanatic.
04:58And lunge, lunge.
04:59She's been in a couple movies, she's really fierce.
05:03Your show is going to be broadcast live.
05:05Yes.
05:07A great interviewer makes a real connection with her subjects, and gets them to reveal
05:12themselves in unforgettable ways.
05:15Oh, and one more thing.
05:17What?
05:18Tomorrow, on the runway, category is Night of a Thousand Beyonces.
05:23Yeah!
05:24Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
05:33Team Love Connie.
05:34There are three different segments.
05:36The first one is a walk and talk interview, the second one is an activity interview, and
05:41the third one is a sit down interview.
05:43Very Diane Sawyer teased.
05:45I would love the sit down one, just because I've had a podcast in the past and I've done
05:49a lot of interviews and stuff.
05:50And I got something to prove, bitch.
05:52Fucking girl.
05:53Let's go.
05:54Almost everyone has a win under their belt, except the titties.
05:56Back at home, I'm that bitch, people know my name, so I gotta make sure that that's
05:59what's going on here.
06:00And you know, as titties can improv, honey, this is my moment to prove myself and get
06:05a win.
06:06I mean, we have, like, a lot to work with.
06:08I think we should decide for, like, what questions we want to ask in each segment, that way it
06:12won't be repetitive.
06:13Yeah, we want to make sure not to overlap on our subjects.
06:16He just got married last year, so I thought it would be a good point for me to start my
06:19interview with.
06:20Yeah, like, the vegan thing should be the pizza.
06:22So my strategy for this interview is trying to get all of the information so I can figure
06:27out a way to attack this challenge.
06:29I'm feeling good.
06:30We got it.
06:31Team grande.
06:32Team talent.
06:33What a personality.
06:34I know.
06:35Are you nervous about being able to understand her thick accent?
06:36Because she does have a thick accent.
06:37A little bit.
06:38I'm a little nervous about it.
06:39Hopefully it won't be a problem.
06:40I'm 100% 50-50 that we're going to nail.
06:4150-50.
06:42What are you doing with these other bitches?
06:43Um.
06:44Not too sure.
06:45With the Selena mistress are very loud.
06:46Uh-huh.
06:47Well, Selena's loud.
06:48And Lux can be a little dry.
06:49And mistress can be kind of like the wild card, like, she might just, like.
06:50Uh-huh.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Yeah.
07:09She's hot.
07:10She's hot.
07:11Now Marcia talk about me, bitch, please.
07:12Ooh.
07:13Knocked out.
07:14We're not talking about anybody.
07:15Don't worry about it.
07:16Oh, wow.
07:17Now Marcia's talking her bitch era.
07:18Marcia's in her villain era, I see.
07:25I mean, I'm happy to waze it up with Love Connie.
07:27But I think Charlo's a good celebrity as well, but, girl.
07:31I don't know if Marshall would, like, match her energy.
07:33I feel like Marshall would be like,
07:35-"What the fuck is happening?" Yeah. -"She's gonna get very thrown, yeah."
07:37Charo's definitely a hard one. I did not envy that group at all.
07:41Do you feel like you're gonna give, like, a sickening interview?
07:42I don't know. Maybe.
07:44I'm glad you got Charo, though.
07:45Why?
07:46Because I feel like Love Connie wears
07:47a little bit more makeup than you.
07:48There it is.
07:51You're gonna get painted by me.
07:52You're gonna get painted with me.
07:53By me, okay?
07:55I'm gonna look beautiful today.
07:57Everybody set. We're rolling.
08:00You guys look right into this camera, okay?
08:01It's finally time to shoot our 50-50 segment.
08:05Now, this is Live America, so you only get one take.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:09We get to watch the other segments
08:11on a monitor in the workroom,
08:13live and in color, up close and personal.
08:16We get to see what these other girls are doing.
08:18Oh, shit!
08:23Welcome to 50-50,
08:25the show that keeps it 100 with your favorite celebs.
08:28Everybody say, love!
08:29Connie!
08:31The scaring all-news taking Hollywood into Connie-wood,
08:35one high kick at a time.
08:36Take a look.
08:39Hi.
08:40It's so lovely to meet you.
08:41We have Love Connie here today.
08:43Are you prepared to go deep?
08:46Oh!
08:48Connie, you know.
08:50Well, just a little Sharon Stone for you.
08:51A little Catherine Tramiel.
08:53So, I'm curious. You came from the South.
08:55You ended up in Hollywood.
08:56What happened? You got here.
08:58How did it... What played out?
08:59Well, I had won a couple of local pageants in Louisiana,
09:03and I was currently representing Miss Stock Show,
09:06which is, you know, you model in a swimsuit
09:08and then show your prize heifer.
09:10She goes on these wild tangents,
09:12and I never know when they're gonna end.
09:13The bus ticket only got me as far as Waxahachie, Texas.
09:17But, uh, tell me this story about a prosthetic leg.
09:20I saw that they were having a leg wrestling contest
09:23at this local bar, and I thought,
09:25honey, these gams, baby.
09:28So, I'm finding myself having to, like, pause, be patient.
09:31Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
09:33That's how you talk to squirrels, by the way.
09:34Is it really?
09:35Because I don't know when she's gonna stop.
09:37I'm so curious.
09:39Like, you've achieved so much in your career.
09:40What's next for Connie?
09:42Oh, my God.
09:43Well, I would love my own show.
09:46I mean, I've still got all my teeth.
09:48I've still got a great rack.
09:49I haven't had these babies done.
09:51So, I just say I'm just gonna get better with age
09:53if I could only just get my own show.
09:56I hitched a ride with the Queen of Galisthenics,
09:59and, honey, it got fierce.
10:02Take a look.
10:04Hey, Connie girl.
10:05Hi, Lux.
10:06You got room for one more?
10:07You know Aunt Connie is running the kiddie car today.
10:10You know we're at 50-50.
10:11We get to the nitty gritty.
10:12Your nemesis, Candy.
10:14Candy Hernandez?
10:16Candy Hernandez.
10:18How did you meet Candy, and how did this feud start?
10:21Candy Hernandez pulled a fast one on me.
10:24I hate Candy Hernandez.
10:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:32Love Connie is a very unpredictable person.
10:36Battle to the metal.
10:39So, I'm rolling with the punches.
10:41I will drive this interview and this golf cart if I have to.
10:44I'm loving this golf cart.
10:46Honey, I don't know anything about golf,
10:48but all I know is I love some balls on the nine holes.
10:50Oh, yes, I love it.
10:52I'm sure you had a great time driving those golf carts
10:54on the set of Legally Blonde.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:57It was fabulous.
10:59I loved you in the role of Maurice.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:03You have really been doing your research.
11:04You know, when you had that iconic line,
11:06oh, my God, the bend and snap, it works every time.
11:10Do you know what we could do?
11:11What could we do?
11:12We could blow this joint.
11:13Let's go.
11:14Let's get out of here.
11:15Where are we going?
11:16Move these guys.
11:18Mayday, out of control golf cart.
11:20Somebody call Ghostbusters, please.
11:22Why are you gonna call?
11:23Oh, my God.
11:24No, please.
11:25No, there's no way.
11:26Do you have any more questions for me before we die?
11:29Um, what's your favorite food?
11:30Ah!
11:32We're gonna die and I'm wearing my grandmother's panties.
11:34Grab the wheel.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:38Oh.
11:41I had the opportunity to satisfy my sweet tooth with Connie
11:44as we discussed her passion for icing cakes.
11:48Take a look.
11:50We've got some lovely cupcakes here.
11:51Do you want to, like, decorate any?
11:53Is that what we're doing?
11:54Of course.
11:55Walk us through, you know.
11:56We're here to take a look into your favorite pastime.
11:58Now, I think most people would be shocked to know
12:00that you love to frost cupcakes.
12:02Connie makes her own little chocolate drops
12:03from her own little factory.
12:06Now, I know you have a sweet tooth.
12:08What's your secret to keeping your dynamite figure, baby?
12:10Oh, look, I'm good at this.
12:12You can do all kinds of little designs.
12:15What is that, a rosebud?
12:16Or a prolapse.
12:17The bitch is crazier than I ever thought she was going to be.
12:20What is the most rewarding project
12:22you've had the opportunity to work on in your career?
12:24I keep thinking I have been scratching my ass
12:26or something here.
12:27I don't know what is going on.
12:31Oh, no.
12:32Mistress doesn't know how to fucking read this bitch.
12:35That's real tea.
12:37Draw a vagina.
12:39Miss Connie is sending Miss Mistress for a fucking lube.
12:43I took jazz classes with fucking Elizabeth Berkley, too.
12:49Well, thank you so much, love, Connie.
12:50It has been an amazing journey.
12:52And I feel like I know you even more.
12:54Oh, really? I do.
12:55So I've lied about everything that we've talked about today.
12:58You don't really know me at all.
12:59What makes you think I won't cut you?
13:03Scene.
13:05Thank you for joining us on 50-50.
13:07Good night.
13:09And we're playing. Back here, ladies.
13:12When my segment is over,
13:13I cannot help but breathe a big sigh of relief.
13:19And I'm about to go learn to lip-sync
13:20because I feel like I'm in the bottom.
13:29Welcome to 50-50,
13:31a show that gives you 50% sauce...
13:33And 50% mosh.
13:35Today, we are talking to the legendary Charo.
13:38I got a chance to make a salad with Charo.
13:41Take a look.
13:43Hi!
13:44Oh, my gosh, I love you so much.
13:46I'm so excited.
13:47We're gonna make a salad.
13:49Before we start cooking,
13:51I know you come from Hawaii.
13:52I am from Hawaii, yes.
13:54And you've lived in Hawaii for a long time.
13:56Okay, let's say something right now to everybody in Kauai.
13:59Kapapaya kaukau, kapopuli, pupua'a.
14:02You know what that means?
14:03Your crazy pig is eating my papaya.
14:07Interacting with Charo, it's half fangirling.
14:10Coochie-coochie?
14:11Yes, coochie.
14:12Oh, my gosh, I get to witness it in person?
14:14And half, uh...
14:15Oh, this is a challenge.
14:16I tell you, when we cook,
14:18when you got everything you should hear,
14:20you pretend that you are a cat.
14:23Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
14:24Meow, meow, meow, meow.
14:27Literally, you can find any...
14:32I'm a big fan of all your variety appearances,
14:34like in Carol Burnett and Sonny and Cher.
14:36How was it working?
14:37Being so well-rounded, you had to do acting and comedy.
14:40And then, one day, I was in Cajas, Massachusetts,
14:43and I opened my legs, and I get pregnant.
14:46Oh! Just like that.
14:50In all these years, who needs this?
14:53Ah!
14:54I follow you on Instagram.
14:56Follow her at officialcharo.
14:58Coochie-coochie, Charo.
14:59I mean, this interview is chaotic.
15:01Very good. It looks like you have done that before.
15:03I've tossed a salad in my day.
15:05Behave, my child.
15:06But listen, Miss Sasha is hanging into her.
15:09Capapaya cow-cow.
15:10Capapaya cow-cow.
15:11Capapuli-puh-uh.
15:13At the end of my segment, to sum it all up,
15:15I would have to say,
15:17your crazy pig has eaten my papaya.
15:20Salud, everybody. Salud. Aloha.
15:22Coochie-coochie. Coochie-coochie.
15:25I had a heartfelt conversation with Charo,
15:27where I got some pretty incredible life advice.
15:30Let's take a look.
15:32Mwah, honey. Mwah.
15:33I have to say, sitting across from you,
15:35it's pretty incredible.
15:37You've had a long and illustrious career.
15:40Upon arrival, you were kind of branded
15:41as the Coochie-coochie girl.
15:43Do you ever feel that that limited you
15:45in any way in your career?
15:46Coochie-coochie, being my fan,
15:49but I reached a point in my life that I have to change.
15:52I'm gonna play a CD just by guitar.
15:55And they say, you're gonna get broke.
15:57I feel like Marsha is having a little bit
15:59of a hard time understanding Charo.
16:02The bigger download in Amazon, CD-Baby,
16:05you name it, online,
16:08girl, all my aunties talk like that,
16:10so I could understand everything that she was saying,
16:11and it was just Marsha like this for me.
16:16Oh.
16:18I wish you grow up like me.
16:20I grow up free, like birds.
16:22It sounds like it, absolutely.
16:24You know the pleasure to sleep on a tree?
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27Wait, don't do it now.
16:29What is she doing on top of a tree?
16:31They call the police.
16:32Oh, great.
16:34We have one final question for you, Charo.
16:35Okay, ask me. I like you very much.
16:37That is on everybody's lips.
16:38Yeah.
16:39How old are you really?
16:41That's a hell of a good question, Marsha.
16:43I am an old bitch.
16:45Uh-huh.
16:46According to my latest record,
16:48I came to America with Christopher Columbo.
16:52And he was hot.
16:56Thank you for joining us on 50-50,
16:58and remember, if you can't love yourself,
17:01how the hell you gonna...
17:03Koochie, koochie, koochie, koochie, koochie, koochie.
17:11We're here today with Frankie Grande.
17:14I sit down with the Dancing Queen himself.
17:16Let's take a look.
17:18Now, first of all, I have to congratulate you.
17:21Yes.
17:22You are a married man now.
17:23I am a married man.
17:24Oh, you did good.
17:25Thank you, honey.
17:26You did good.
17:27Thank you so much, honey.
17:28Now, you had a little bit of a brush with death.
17:29You had a near fatal bite.
17:33I need to hear about this, because it is my worst fear.
17:36I was doing a lot of charity work in South Africa,
17:39and I went to a medicine man's hut.
17:42Well, I think he sensed my skepticism,
17:45and I think he stuck a spider on me,
17:47because I looked down, and there was a spider, and it bit me.
17:49On the flight home, my leg blew up to the size of a balloon,
17:53and the CDC came and gave me, like, a special juice,
17:55and then I went down in, like, an hour.
17:57Horrifying.
17:58Now, on a happier note,
18:00I know you're a huge sci-fi fan, right?
18:01Yes, huge sci-fi fan.
18:02What's your favorite sci-fi movie of all time?
18:03Aliens.
18:04Is Aliens the one with the big robot?
18:05Yes.
18:07Get away from her, you bitch!
18:09This role was built for Lucy.
18:10Barbara Walters, like, that is literally
18:13Lucy's character of drag.
18:14So she has us in the bag.
18:16I love, love, love.
18:17We've got to get her on the show.
18:18We'll do a three-way interview.
18:21That sounds great.
18:22Or whatever, you know what I mean?
18:23A three-way whatever.
18:24A three-way whatever.
18:27I visited Frankie on set, where we chatted about life
18:29on and off screen.
18:31And nothing was off-limits.
18:35Oh!
18:36Ah!
18:38Tower walk in. Do you tower walk often?
18:40I am so obsessed with getting my steps up
18:42that sometimes I'll just swing my arms.
18:44What else do you like to do other than that?
18:46I'm actually eating and lifting now.
18:48Are you really?
18:49A whole new thing. I'm married now.
18:50How long have you been married?
18:51I've been married for a month
18:52when this is being filmed.
18:54I know.
18:55Isn't that crazy?
18:58Anitra I was the most nervous about,
18:59just because I know she's really quiet.
19:00We'll do some grapevines, back steps.
19:02I just want to show off my legs.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:04I look like I'm in the Music Man.
19:06And she's surprising me.
19:08When did you come out?
19:10I came out when I was 21 years old.
19:14I actually came out to my fraternity first.
19:16Wow.
19:16Sigma Phi Epsilon. Shout out to y'all.
19:18You ran so we could strut.
19:20And there were many people before me.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Period.
19:24Well, thank you for exhausting yourself
19:26and stretching my legs.
19:27I hit my goal.
19:28Yay!
19:30Word.
19:31Bam.
19:33After working up quite an appetite with Anitra,
19:35I got the chance to visit Frankie in his kitchen.
19:39Let's check it out.
19:41Ciao. Welcome to my kitchen.
19:42Oh, I'm so happy to be here.
19:43I'm so nice for you to come to my kitchen.
19:45This is Frankie Grande's pizza kitchen.
19:47Starting with the dough.
19:49OK.
19:49You just want to start with the spinning
19:50and the tossing.
19:51Are we ready?
19:52Oh.
19:54There we go.
19:54So you want to pull it apart a little bit.
19:56You want to spin and toss.
19:56OK, there we go.
19:57This should have been a challenge on Big Brother.
19:59I would have won.
20:01Now we're going to put on the tomato sauce.
20:02A little sauce?
20:03Yeah, a little sauce, you know?
20:04That's great.
20:05That's a great shape.
20:06I love a square pizza.
20:07Whatever shape you have in your heart.
20:09I should have did a heart.
20:11Speaking of hearts, speaking of hearts.
20:12Oh, yes, please.
20:13I know that you just recently got, you know, married.
20:16Does he enjoy your meatballs?
20:18Oh, he certainly does.
20:19Are they spicy meatballs?
20:20They are spicy Italian meatballs.
20:22Welcome to Frankie in his kitchen, baby.
20:25He's interviewing Malaysia more than Malaysia
20:27is interviewing Frankie.
20:28Are you preferring the one on the right or the left?
20:32AKA, are you a size queen?
20:34I don't really see Malaysia shining in this moment.
20:36Frankie, we got the pizza going, and we're
20:38going to put it in the oven.
20:41Bitch, this is a hot ass mess.
20:44Cheers.
20:45Cheers.
20:45400 to 25 degrees.
20:47I don't know what's worse, the conversation and dialogue
20:50or Malaysia's synthetic bob.
20:52Mm, mm, mm, mm.
20:57Bitch.
21:00Thank you for joining us on 50-50.
21:02Oh, my, oh, shit.
21:04I'm just hoping that somebody else did worse than me.
21:06Uh-huh.
21:11Ooh.
21:12Ready to go.
21:13Y'all ready for Beyonce?
21:14Girl, we're ready to get up into the geesh.
21:16Beyonce.
21:17Category is Night of 1,000 Beyonce's
21:20or Night of 8 Beyonce's.
21:22Beyonce knows.
21:25Elimination is happening tonight,
21:26and I'm on thin ice, but I'm going to still snatch this mug.
21:29I'm going to give my Beyonce fantasy,
21:31and we will just see how this plays out.
21:33So fun fact, y'all.
21:35Every time everybody asks me, what's your name?
21:37I'm like, oh, Sasha.
21:38And they're like, oh, Sasha Fierce.
21:39No, just like Beyonce.
21:40I'm like, well, I was Sasha before the album came out.
21:44For the record, Sasha Colby came before Sasha Fierce.
21:47Just going to put that out there.
21:49And I have like a conspiracy theory
21:51that because I knew some of the dancers
21:52back when she did the Sasha Fierce thing,
21:54and like they are good friends of mine.
21:56So I was like, hmm, interesting.
21:59Maybe, like, she could have seen me at one point, and like.
22:06Maybe Beyonce may have seen one of my performances
22:09and thought that that was fierce, Sasha.
22:12Sasha Fierce.
22:13I'm just going to say, and until Beyonce tells me to my face
22:16that it's a lie, I'm going to keep it.
22:18I'm gagged at this story right now.
22:20Sasha what?
22:21So that's an invitation for Beyonce
22:23to come talk to me, babe.
22:24I believe it.
22:25I believe it.
22:27What a lovely fairy tale.
22:32Oh, Beyonce a legend.
22:34Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:37Michelle Visage and media mogul T.S. Madison.
22:41This week, we challenged our queens
22:43to show off their interviewing skills on 50-50.
22:47And tonight on the runway, category
22:49is Night of 1,000 Beyonces.
22:53Racers, start your engines.
22:55And may the best drag queen win.
22:58The world is your runway.
23:02Up first, Luxe Noir London at the 2006 Kennedy Center Honors.
23:08Honoring Tina Turner.
23:10I am serving a direct recreation of a Bob Mackie dress.
23:14Perfection sends across the board.
23:16But what else can you expect from me?
23:18You're born naked and the rest is Bob Mackie.
23:20Amen.
23:21Mistress Isabel Brooks at the 2001 Grammy Awards.
23:27Ooh, Michelle, can you handle this?
23:29Yes, I can.
23:32I love Destiny's Child era Beyonce.
23:34We are independent women.
23:35We are survivors.
23:36And Ru, you can pay my bill, bill, bills, OK?
23:39Destiny's conjoined triplets.
23:43Selena Estides at the 2004 Grammy Awards.
23:48My Grammys today are the RuPaul Chia Pets.
23:51Baby, I feel sexy.
23:53I feel glamour.
23:53I feel gorgeous and beautiful.
23:55Bitch, I'm Beyonce.
23:56I'd like to thank the Academy, the Hair Academy.
24:01Sasha Colby at the 2006 BET Award.
24:06Ooh.
24:07Is that a Tina Knowles original, a TKO?
24:10I am in my Deja Vu era.
24:13I'm giving you body-ody-ody because no one else can.
24:16I'm giving you Beyonce.
24:19Sasha Colby is Sasha fierce.
24:22Marsha Marsha Marsha at the Title X Brooklyn
24:252017 charity event.
24:27Baby, I'm drunk in love with this.
24:29I'm a vision, an emerald green.
24:32I look soft to the touch.
24:34And I've got Beyonce's half up, half down.
24:36This ponytail could stand up all by itself.
24:39Yeah, I'm giving this the green light.
24:41Anitra, the on-the-run tour.
24:44Bow down, bitches.
24:46I'm trying to give you all of this attitude,
24:49this stomp presence.
24:50The waist is wasting, the hips are hipping,
24:52and the breasts are breasting.
24:54All hail Queen B.
24:55That's it.
24:56Malaysia Babydoll Fox, the 2018 Global Citizens Festival.
25:03Yes, God, honey.
25:04Black is king.
25:05Baby, I'm giving you curves.
25:07I'm giving you thick thighs because they save lives.
25:10It's just very fashion forward.
25:12I feel like it's a look.
25:13She got love on top and bottom.
25:17Lucy LaDuca, the 2011 VMAs.
25:21I have chosen the iconic performance of Love on Top
25:25and the big reveal, the Beyonce baby bump.
25:28What to expect when you're expecting Beyonce?
25:32I am letting my hair just bounce in the wind.
25:35If you don't have wind in the hair,
25:36you are not Beyonce, sweetheart.
25:38Ooh, ain't no more single ladies.
25:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:43Welcome, queens.
25:44I've made some decisions.
25:48Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
25:49Anitra, you are both safe.
25:54You may leave the stage.
26:00Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques.
26:04Starting with Lux Nua London.
26:07Hi.
26:08You had a tough one.
26:09Love Connie will just throw anything at you.
26:12Pedal to the metal.
26:14And I thought you handled it really well.
26:15I thought the way you interviewed was genuine.
26:17And I liked your line of questioning,
26:19and you brought things back.
26:20You were kind of matching Connie tit for tat,
26:22and I enjoyed that.
26:23This is an iconic look for you.
26:26It's great.
26:27I'm sure Mr. Mackie will love that, too.
26:29I hope he does.
26:30And a little trivia, the outfit that Beyonce wore,
26:34I actually wore that dress to an event years ago.
26:38The outfit was made for Linda Carter.
26:40You look great, kiddo.
26:42I really, really appreciate that.
26:44Up next, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
26:47Let's start in the kitchen.
26:49I was a little disappointed, because you
26:51want to make the audience do this stuff with you.
26:54I'm good at this.
26:55Some of the warmth of relating over the food was missing.
26:58But this I loved.
27:00And I think tonight is so particularly you
27:04with the joke, but done in glamour.
27:07You know how to paint, but I think
27:08this is the most beautiful you have ever looked.
27:12This look is your destiny, child.
27:14Ah!
27:16Up next, Selena Estetiz.
27:19You look so pretty tonight.
27:21This honey hair color is so beautiful on you.
27:23I love it.
27:25In your challenge, you had some really strong moments.
27:27I think where you started losing me was you kept talking over.
27:31But trust me.
27:32Tell me this story.
27:34I was going to ask a lot more deeper questions,
27:36but she was going off the deep end.
27:37So I was just like, how can I pick the ball up
27:40with where she's going?
27:41And then I would be like, oh my god, OK,
27:42this, because you said it.
27:43You were stuck in your head a bit.
27:45And you could never let what's going on in your head
27:47show on your face.
27:49Honey, you got to treat that like an ugly piece of trade,
27:51girl.
27:52You got to be like, you cute, you know?
27:55Yeah, I was like probably just stuck in my head
27:57thinking of the next thing to say.
27:59It's a rookie mistake.
28:00The key to interviewing is listening.
28:04Up next, Sasha Colby.
28:06Tonight on the runway, it's almost
28:08identical to what Bea wore.
28:10It's just wonderful.
28:11In the challenge, you have Charo,
28:15who has big dick energy, OK?
28:19You matched it enough without trying to one up her.
28:22But your generosity with her is what
28:24you need with somebody like her.
28:25And you're eased with letting her be her, just going with it.
28:30That felt so good.
28:31My favorite part, you throwing the cards away,
28:33which let the audience know, we're
28:35going to have some fun here.
28:36But what I like the most, you and Charo
28:38both spoke to the audience.
28:40You acknowledged me as a viewer.
28:43Have you hosted television before?
28:45In my dreams.
28:46In all of my dreams.
28:47Listen, kiddo, you are a natural at it.
28:50Ah, so glad you all liked it.
28:53Up next, Malaysia baby doll, Fox.
28:57You look beautiful tonight.
28:58I love this look.
28:59I think you did it well.
29:00All the single ladies, baby.
29:03But your challenge, when you walk in the kitchen,
29:07the role switch, it became his interview of youth.
29:13Were you scared of this challenge?
29:14Not necessarily scared.
29:16I think, like you say, he has a big personality.
29:18I was kind of taken aback.
29:19Look how big your personality is for what you came out in.
29:22You have to display that in the challenge.
29:24And you from Dade County, girl, uh-uh.
29:25You got to do better, girl.
29:27In my mind, I think I'm super confident.
29:30And then I shut down because I get intimidated.
29:33What do you think is stopping you?
29:35I think sometimes I just tell myself
29:37I'd rather be safe than, you know, sorry.
29:40Not overdo it, you know?
29:42All right, thank you.
29:45Up next, Lucy Laduka.
29:47Somehow you made that drag kind of tuxedo moment of Beyonce
29:51revealing her pregnancy even draggier.
29:54Your challenge, you have to meet your guests where they are.
29:57You bitch!
30:00And you did that.
30:02He felt comfortable in your presence,
30:04which is what we often talk about.
30:05And we got some real Frankie.
30:07Really, really well done.
30:10Although I've got to tell you, he actually
30:11accused the witch doctor in South Africa
30:14of siccing a spider on it.
30:16I wanted you to say, wait a minute, hold up.
30:18There was a follow-up question, an obvious one.
30:21But we didn't get there.
30:22My only mark, I wanted that follow-up.
30:24Right.
30:25Thank you, Lucy.
30:26Thank you, Ru.
30:27Thank you, ladies.
30:29I think we've heard enough.
30:30While you untuck in the workroom,
30:32the judges and I will deliberate.
30:36Welcome back, ladies.
30:37I've made some decisions.
30:41Lux Newar London, you are safe.
30:47Sasha Colby, this week, you are queen bee.
30:51Congratulations, you are the winner
30:53of this week's challenge.
30:55You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
30:58I won again?
31:04Lucy Leduca, you are safe.
31:11Mistress Isabel Brooks, the judges
31:14were crazy in love with your runway.
31:17But your Love Connie interview, not so much.
31:21Malaysia Babydoll Fox, you look gorgeous.
31:24But your interview was not a dream, girl.
31:28Selena's Titties, the judges were warm for your formation.
31:33But in your interview, you forgot to listen.
31:41Mistress Isabel Brooks, you are safe.
31:48Thank you so much.
31:50Thank you so much.
31:51You may join the other girls.
31:56Selena's Titties, Malaysia Babydoll Fox,
31:59I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
32:04Girl, I'm just holding back my tears,
32:05because, like, bitch, I got to fight right now.
32:08Let's go.
32:11The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
32:21Child, I want to stay in this competition, baby.
32:23I'm from the fight to the death of me, baby.
32:24Come on, come on, start the music.
32:26Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
32:32All the single ladies, all the single ladies,
32:35all the single ladies, all the single ladies,
32:37all the single ladies, all the single ladies,
32:39all the single ladies, let me see your hands up.
32:42Up in the club, just go club, I'm doing my own thing.
32:46You decided to dip him, now you want to trip him.
32:49Another brother noticing.
32:51Up on him, look for me, don't pay him any attention.
32:55The crowd might disagree, just give him,
32:58can't seem mad at me.
33:00Hit me like a tin can, turn it for the rain, call it.
33:02Hit me like a tin can, turn it for the rain, call it.
33:05I'm the man, what you think, I see, call it.
33:07Hit me like a tin can, turn it for the rain, call it.
33:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:15Girl, I feel this up you becoming a down you too,
33:18honey, get down.
33:20But you know what happens to bottoms?
33:22They start getting all powerful, bitch.
33:24If I'm a power bottom, I shit out of these.
33:26Oh, baby, to be a queen of the world,
33:30I'm not that kind of girl.
33:32Your love isn't what I prefer, it's what I deserve.
33:36If I'm man, that makes me, then it takes me,
33:39and delivers me to infinity and beyond.
33:44All the single ladies, all the single ladies,
33:46all the single ladies, all the single ladies,
33:48all the single ladies, hands up.
33:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
33:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:59Oh, my.
34:00Never thinking that she was gonna break.
34:02Boy, I'm thinking she was gonna break.
34:04Coming to town with a blessed wine.
34:06And, yeah, I could do it with anybody.
34:10Yeah!
34:17Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:25Selena Estides, Shantay Ustay, you may join the other girls.
34:32Far Beyoncé.
34:38Malaysia Babydoll Fox, we will always be dangerously in love with you.
34:45Now, sashay away.
34:49Thank you so much for this opportunity, I really appreciate it.
34:56This whole competition I've been out of breath, now I can finally breathe.
35:04Of course I wanted to win, but I am very proud of what I've done throughout this competition.
35:08When it comes to thinking outside the box, picture me, Malaysia Babydoll, Babydoll, Babydoll Fox.
35:17Congratulations ladies, and remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
35:26Can I get an amen up in here?
35:27Amen!
35:28Alright now, let the music play.