Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 9th August 2024
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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 9th August 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 9th August 2024
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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:19Assalam-o-Alaikum, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22If a child is told that he has scored 95% marks, he becomes very happy.
00:28But if he is told that all the other students in the class have scored more than 95% marks,
00:34he becomes worried.
00:36Similarly, if you are told that the government has announced to give you Rs. 10 lakhs,
00:41you will be happy.
00:42But if you are told that all the other students have scored Rs. 11 lakhs, you will be worried.
00:48Many of our joys are such that we are not able to enjoy them
00:53because we make others our benchmark.
00:56When you make others your benchmark, you will be sad till your last breath.
01:01You will be worried. You will not be able to find happiness.
01:04So don't do this. Don't make others your benchmark.
01:07Look at yourself.
01:08If everything is good, health, faith, wealth, children, parents, siblings, everything is there,
01:16then live your happiness.
01:19Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:21Today, let's take you to the rooftops and see what is happening in the rooftops of the neighborhood of Lahore.
01:25What is happening, brother?
01:26Congratulations.
01:27Congratulations, you have started eating dirt.
01:31It is written, dust biters.
01:33What do you mean, brother?
01:34Those who eat dirt.
01:35And that too by chucking.
01:37You eat dirt by chucking?
01:39I don't know what is written here.
01:43Show me the back.
01:47It is written there.
01:48He is wearing a different shirt.
01:50Why?
01:51Because this is the species that eats dust.
01:54Okay, what were you congratulating me for?
01:57Your brother is going to Norway.
01:59My brother is already in Norway.
02:00Already in Norway?
02:01Yes, yes.
02:02And I am going, sir. And flying.
02:05Yes.
02:06If you fly like this, you will lose your face.
02:11Have you ever lost your girlfriend's face after seeing you?
02:14She gets shy when she sees me suddenly.
02:16How?
02:18Okay.
02:19She is the one who gets shy.
02:20She gets shy?
02:21She gets shy when she cuts onions.
02:25Okay, have you got a visa for Norway?
02:27Mr. Arun, don't talk like this.
02:29I have got a visa.
02:30Where?
02:31Where else?
02:32Look here.
02:33So the visa will be on that side, right?
02:35Mother says, she is blind.
02:37She can't see straight.
02:39Mr. Arun, there are no UAE visas for Pakistanis yet.
02:42How is he going to Norway?
02:43Okay, his visa must be for tourism.
02:46Yes.
02:47His visa must not be for work.
02:48Do you want to slip there?
02:50No, Arun.
02:51I don't want to slip.
02:52I will buy new boots with spikes.
02:55With spikes.
02:56You will walk with spikes.
02:58No, I don't want to slip.
03:00What is your program?
03:01Will you go to Norway?
03:02What will I do in Norway?
03:03I will go ahead of Norway.
03:05There is nothing ahead of Norway.
03:07What is there?
03:08You are a penguin.
03:09What will you do in such snow?
03:11I want to enjoy.
03:12I want to go around.
03:14There is a beach.
03:15There is a waterfall.
03:16There is a lake.
03:17Have you ever seen snowfall in your life?
03:19What is that?
03:20Have you ever seen snow falling?
03:22Have you seen snow falling in that lake?
03:25Up to 10 feet.
03:27Then where will I find it?
03:31Rano ji.
03:35Yes.
03:37Yes.
03:38How are you?
03:39Your smiling face is killing me.
03:43Yes.
03:44Rano ji.
03:45Do you know?
03:46I was missing you a lot today.
03:48That's why I have dressed up.
03:50Yes.
03:51You have dressed up completely.
03:55Do you know how to ask this?
03:57Have some shame.
03:58I want you to get ready properly.
04:00Stand next to me.
04:01You look beautiful.
04:05Why are you staring at me?
04:07Where is your father?
04:09I am going to Norway.
04:11Where are you going?
04:13Oh.
04:14Are you taking me along?
04:16Are you here?
04:23I am going alone.
04:25Let me go and get the set.
04:26Then I will invite you too.
04:28What will you get for me?
04:30You order.
04:31I want to talk to you.
04:33I want to get make up from there.
04:36I will get you a white gold set.
04:40Don't you have clothes?
04:41Where are you?
04:43Yes, father.
04:44Where are you?
04:45Are you a man or a cow?
04:49Are you a cow or a cow?
04:51Why are you standing in the heat?
04:53Are you sick?
04:54What?
04:55Are you sick?
04:58I am sick.
04:59What about your son?
05:01How many times should I tell you?
05:02Why are you standing in the heat?
05:03What is wrong with you?
05:04You are not even able to fly.
05:08Why is he not able to fly?
05:09Go outside and tell him.
05:12Father, no one should look at us.
05:14We have given our heart.
05:16No one should expect anything from us.
05:18Nothing at all.
05:26Father, I want to talk to you.
05:28Don't talk nonsense.
05:31I am not talking nonsense.
05:32I am talking seriously.
05:33Father, you are very intelligent.
05:36He is not intelligent.
05:37He is not intelligent.
05:38He is not intelligent.
05:39He is Rano.
05:40I got rid of his father two days ago.
05:42He is the one who hit you.
05:43Rano is not intelligent.
05:44I love him.
05:46I will marry him.
05:48I will get rid of him.
05:50Does Rano know about this?
05:52He loves her.
05:53How would he know?
05:55Son, what you have told me
05:57is not our community.
06:01It is not our relation.
06:02It is our relation.
06:03We are siblings.
06:04We are siblings.
06:05Talk to him.
06:06Look at him.
06:09Greetings.
06:10Greetings.
06:11How are you, Ashok?
06:12I am fine.
06:13He lives upstairs.
06:14He doesn't pay the rent downstairs.
06:17Ashok, I want to talk to you.
06:19Yes.
06:20I want to tell you that
06:21we are good friends.
06:23Yes.
06:24Do you think we are good friends?
06:27Ashok, I want to tell you that
06:28you are a good friend.
06:29Yes.
06:30You are my neighbor.
06:31Yes.
06:32We live together.
06:33Yes.
06:34I want to tell you that
06:35this friendship
06:36should be changed into enmity.
06:38Brother,
06:39I want to change the relationship.
06:41Son, I don't want a relationship.
06:42I want enmity.
06:45I will slap your father first.
06:49Ashok, do you know?
06:50Yes.
06:51They say that
06:52the roof of a house
06:53is covered with mud.
06:54Are you saying this?
06:56What?
06:57Tell him.
06:59Ashok, do you understand?
07:00They say that
07:01the roof is covered with mud.
07:02Do you understand?
07:03Yes.
07:04They say that
07:05you have a daughter.
07:06Yes.
07:07She is young.
07:08Yes.
07:09She is our daughter.
07:10Yes.
07:11I want to change
07:12that daughter's relationship
07:13into enmity.
07:16I won't change it.
07:17I will change the relationship.
07:21Don't ask for a relationship.
07:22You can ask for anything.
07:24Ashok,
07:25you are lying.
07:26He is my son.
07:27Give me the passport.
07:28What?
07:29Give it to me.
07:30I am going.
07:31When you get settled here,
07:32call your wife there.
07:33Look at this.
07:34Where are you going?
07:35I am going to Norway.
07:36I told you a long time ago
07:37that I won't keep you at home.
07:40He is going to Norway.
07:42Ashok.
07:43Yes.
07:44Such relations
07:45can't be found even in the light.
07:47Really?
07:48What do you want to say?
07:49He is going to Norway.
07:50He has a wife.
07:51He won't find her
07:52even if he goes abroad.
07:53You find her.
07:54I have four sons.
07:55He is going to Norway.
07:56He has a son.
07:57He won't find such relations.
07:58Why should I find her?
07:59Why should I find her?
08:00Go to your home.
08:01Go to your home.
08:03He is going to Norway.
08:04Why is he going to Norway?
08:05He is going to settle there.
08:06I have a friend there.
08:07Really?
08:08Yes.
08:09He says there is no settlement here.
08:10There is no settlement there.
08:11He doesn't say this.
08:12He says he has to do it.
08:13He has to do it.
08:14He will do it.
08:15He will agree.
08:16Didn't you see his face?
08:19Did you apply the brakes?
08:20Yes, I did.
08:21Did you apply the brakes?
08:22This is how it is.
08:23Nobody says
08:24it is okay to do it.
08:25This is how it is.
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:29The view is amazing.
08:30The ambience is amazing here.
08:32The weather is amazing here.
08:36Sir, how is it possible to have samosas in this weather?
08:40Samosas, Jalebi..
08:41No need of hot fritters.
08:43Oh, wow!
08:44Samosas must be cold.
08:48Where will we have samosas?
08:49If you don't want to have samosas..
08:51Yes.
08:52..then go to a place where you can have samosas.
08:54Leave it. I want to go out and have samosas.
08:57Let's go then.
08:59We are going to have samosas.
09:01Samosas..
09:03Let's go.
09:05Greetings, uncle.
09:06Greetings.
09:07Greetings.
09:09The ambience is amazing here.
09:10Yes.
09:12The weather is amazing here.
09:13I am telling him to wake up the old people.
09:16Wake them up.
09:17You are sitting here. Wake them up.
09:20I am not asking you for money.
09:21Yes.
09:22Wake them up.
09:24Give me space. I need a lot of space.
09:27How are you, brother?
09:29You look like you have come from a funeral.
09:32Uncle, I am starting to feel dizzy.
09:35I will get dizzy if I sit with a kite.
09:38Uncle, what are you saying?
09:39All of us are going out of the city.
09:42The boys are saying that they want to go out of Lahore.
09:44Let's go. All the boys are coming with us.
09:47We have to go to Pahadapur.
09:49We can't go with you.
09:51Don't talk nonsense.
09:54The boys are running around here.
09:56Yes, they are running around.
09:58Don't take them with you.
09:59The electricity is on in some places.
10:03Don't go with them.
10:04Why not?
10:06God forbid, if you say that to the girls.
10:09Uncle, I am going to Norway.
10:11Okay. Go safely.
10:13Yes.
10:14The old people are coming.
10:16They are telling me stories.
10:18They don't know that I am going to Norway.
10:20Where did you get the visa?
10:21Did you really get the visa?
10:23Yes, I got it. Look at it.
10:26Did you get the ticket?
10:28Yes, I got the ticket.
10:29Our old man is going to Norway.
10:32My friend Shahad.
10:33What is it?
10:35I was telling you that you will get a job.
10:38No, I was saying Shahad.
10:40Shahad.
10:41Listen to me. Get the money.
10:43Get the money.
10:43But Shahad is our friend.
10:45Give him a treat. We will get the money.
10:47Wow.
10:49All of us are friends.
10:50Hold this.
10:51I have spent a lot of money on him.
10:54Now, I am going to leave him.
10:55I was going to get the money.
10:58You can count the money you have spent.
11:01Give it to me.
11:02I am going to get the money.
11:05How much is the share?
11:0725,000.
11:0825,000.
11:09Yes.
11:10Take this.
11:11Yes.
11:12Let's go. The boys are talking.
11:15I have got 25,000.
11:16You have got 25,000.
11:17Yes, I have got 25,000.
11:18Uncle, I will give it to you.
11:19You get the money.
11:21All of our boys are here.
11:23You are asking for a lot of money.
11:24It's uncle's operation.
11:26Dad, you should come with us.
11:28Dad, I have nothing to do with it.
11:30I am telling you.
11:31It's a trip. You should come with us.
11:33I am telling you. Where is your first father?
11:36Is everything fine?
11:37What is going on?
11:38The thing is, Shaukat.
11:39All of us boys..
11:41Yes.
11:41..are going to Murree.
11:43You should come with us.
11:44You should be smart too.
11:45You are right.
11:46I will be smart.
11:47Yes.
11:48We will get together.
11:49Uncle, how much is it?
11:5025,000.
11:51What is this? You won't come to settle down.
11:54Here, boys. Here is the money.
11:57Here, take it.
11:57Take it, you fools.
11:59Yes.
11:59Play it.
12:00Make one a treasurer.
12:01Then you will pay for it.
12:03Who will pay for it?
12:03Give it to me.
12:04Consider me as the owner of your trip.
12:07No, uncle.
12:07You will get whatever you want.
12:08You will give it to us.
12:10Why won't I give it to you?
12:11Here is your wallet.
12:12I won't give it to you.
12:13Listen to me.
12:14Come here, uncle.
12:15Keep it here.
12:16This is my property.
12:17No one should touch it.
12:17Yes.
12:18Uncle.
12:19I think we should build Maria's house here itself.
12:21Or should we build it ahead?
12:23It's a good idea.
12:25If it's a good idea, then let's build a farm ahead.
12:28Wow.
12:28Leave the farm.
12:29Let's go to Bapusar Top.
12:31I want to go to Bapusar Top.
12:33Then let's go to Gilgit.
12:34I am tired.
12:35I want to sleep here for a while.
12:38I remember.
12:39Don't touch the money.
12:41No.
12:41This is my property.
12:42Yes.
12:42I remember.
12:43I didn't congratulate you.
12:45What are you saying?
12:47My son is going abroad.
12:48Yes, that's right.
12:49He is my grandson.
12:51Grandson.
12:51He is your nephew.
12:52He is my nephew.
12:55I don't know what dreams he has in his mind.
12:57What dreams do you have?
12:58When I was a kid, when I was a kid.
13:00Yes.
13:01I used to sleep.
13:02Yes.
13:03I never used to sleep.
13:05Don't look at me.
13:07Okay.
13:07God has given you a daughter.
13:09You know that.
13:10Oh.
13:12I used to..
13:13I used to look at her..
13:15He also called her a sinner.
13:17He called her a sinner.
13:19I saw her when she was a kid.
13:21Yes.
13:22He brought her a sari.
13:23Yes.
13:24And he kept her handkerchief.
13:26Oh.
13:27So..
13:27She became my wife.
13:28Oh.
13:29He doesn't have any dreams.
13:31Yes.
13:31I have seen his dreams a couple of times.
13:33How can you say that?
13:35I have a son.
13:38Yes.
13:38My sister's son.
13:39He is right.
13:41Your brother is a murderer.
13:43But my daughter is educated.
13:45Oh.
13:45She is educated.
13:46Haroon, my dear.
13:48My daughter cooks such delicious food.
13:50Wow.
13:51Trust me.
13:51She can even lick fingers.
13:52Wow.
13:53She came to lick fingers in the morning.
13:54She cooks delicious food.
13:56But my daughter has a job in a bank.
13:58I agree.
13:59I agree that your daughter works in a bank.
14:03Yes.
14:03But I didn't hire Haroon.
14:05He has an MBA degree.
14:07Who gives a degree these days?
14:08He has a job in Pakistan.
14:09My daughter has recently taken a loan from the bank.
14:12Oh.
14:12He is building a house.
14:13He is doing a double story.
14:14Your daughter has taken a loan to build a house.
14:16The boy is going abroad.
14:18I don't have a flat.
14:20Haroon, I had thought about it.
14:22Yes.
14:22I want to get my daughter married.
14:23Yes.
14:24I want to give her a Mercedes.
14:25Wow.
14:26Hey.
14:27Hey.
14:27Get lost.
14:28Don't talk.
14:28My son is going to die.
14:31Hey, you old woman.
14:37What happened?
14:38Shahid.
14:39Wake up.
14:40Wake up.
14:41Wake up, Shahid.
14:42Wake up.
14:43Give him a stick to wake him up.
14:46I say, you wake him up.
14:48He is so unconscious.
14:51Mother, the way you are waking him up..
14:53..I am still unconscious.
14:55A mother's heart is like a son's heart.
14:58Yes.
15:00Father, you are sitting upstairs.
15:03The tea is getting cold downstairs.
15:04Do you want a cup or two?
15:06Two cups?
15:07I..
15:08If you want to have a cup, why don't you have a cup?
15:10You should have told me. I would have gone.
15:12I had made a cup of tea.
15:14I didn't know there was a crowd of people.
15:15Do you want a crowd?
15:17Yes.
15:17You don't know how happy I am today.
15:20I am thinking of getting you married to Shahid.
15:25Oh, God. I don't drink at all.
15:28He is going to Norway.
15:31Oh, God.
15:32As you wish.
15:35Rani, get the stick and come upstairs.
15:39Mother.
15:40Greetings.
15:41Don't you dare call me mother.
15:43Greedy people.
15:44Yes.
15:45Do you think this is a joke?
15:47I have seen such big dreams for my Shahid.
15:50I will get him married to such a rich family.
15:53My son's marriage cannot take place here.
15:57Your mother would have gone to Qatar and given a statement.
16:00If she had given a statement, she would have abused me too.
16:03I would have gone to the Supreme Court.
16:05The food is not good.
16:06Should we go to the Supreme Court for such a boy?
16:09Tell me something.
16:10What are you all doing here?
16:12We are all boys.
16:14We are going to die.
16:16I will get up and ask for a card.
16:18Boys?
16:19Yes.
16:20You are going to die?
16:21Yes.
16:21Let's go from here.
16:23Get up.
16:23Let's go inside.
16:24Yes, father.
16:24We will go to the family.
16:27Family.
16:28Get out of here.
16:29Let's go.
16:30Get out of here.
16:30My sister is right. Let's go from here.
16:33Let's go.
16:34He has gone to Rashad's house.
16:36Father, you have insulted my friends.
16:39Let's go.
16:39Get ready to die.
16:40Yes.
16:41Keep the clothes.
16:42Yes.
16:43We have to shoot a photo there.
16:44Keep the clothes properly.
16:45Keep all the warm clothes.
16:47Don't keep all the clothes warm.
16:48You have made the boys who made the program run away.
16:52You know, Dhanush, we have to do this.
16:56We have to listen to the family too.
16:57But we had a lot of fun with the boys.
16:59Yes.
17:00Yes.
17:01Okay, son.
17:01Yes, believe me.
17:03There was a lot of fun.
17:04Yes.
17:04That's why I had to wear jeans and dance a little.
17:07And half of the jeans were here and half were there.
17:10I had to kill someone with half of the jeans.
17:14Father, shall I also get ready?
17:15Yes, dear. You are a lady too.
17:37Yes.
17:53Oh!
17:54What happened?
17:5575.
17:57What?
17:57It's almost 2 lakhs.
17:59It's gone.
18:002 lakhs is gone.
18:01Yes.
18:02I lost 2 lakhs.
18:04Uncle, it's a big loss.
18:06Yes.
18:06Give me the money.
18:07Uncle, the money is yours.
18:09Here it is. Take it.
18:11Take it.
18:13What is this?
18:14It's mine. 2 lakhs.
18:17But uncle, we have made you. You give it to us.
18:20Give the money to the boys.
18:21I will give you the money.
18:23We have made you.
18:23We have kept the money. Give it to us.
18:24Who is the treasurer?
18:26Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:27Hey!
18:28Give me the money.
18:29I will show you.
18:30Hey!
18:30What did you say?
18:32You..
18:33I will kill you.
18:34That's it.
18:35The fight is over.
18:36You are the elders. We are the young ones.
18:37The fight is not over.
18:39We are the old ones.
18:40You are the old ones.
18:41We feel bad for the old ones.
18:43You leave the old ones.
18:43You kill your own son.
18:45No. I want the fight.
18:46That's the only benefit.
18:51Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
18:53We will meet after the break.
19:01Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:02Now it's our segment.
19:03Yes.
19:04Buzzer game.
19:06Shall we play a great buzzer game?
19:08Yes.
19:08Yes.
19:09Yes.
19:10Let's play.
19:10I will call three people from my team.
19:13Okay.
19:14You can call one person from the audience
19:17to help you.
19:18Or you can call any woman you want.
19:20And whoever wins..
19:22The team that wins..
19:23The team will be formed, right?
19:24Yes.
19:24The team that wins..
19:27The member in the audience
19:29will be given a gift.
19:31Wow!
19:33That's nice.
19:33Very nice.
19:34Very nice.
19:36Are you all ready?
19:38We are ready.
19:39Are you all ready?
19:41Yes.
19:41That's great.
19:42So, for the buzzer game, first of all
19:46Azim Vicky, you come.
19:48Wow!
19:50Azim Vicky.
19:55Sir.
19:55And Azim Vicky, for your help
19:58choose someone from the audience.
20:00Okay.
20:01Okay.
20:03Ms. Laura, by God's grace, you are better.
20:06You come.
20:08Come.
20:09Sir, he has become dishonest.
20:10Why?
20:10There was only one handsome guy in the audience.
20:12I had seen him.
20:13He has..
20:13Wow!
20:15He is giving him a hug.
20:15But how are you so sure that you are here too?
20:18Yes, this is the thing.
20:20This is the thing.
20:21Scripted.
20:21Is there a script?
20:22The person who will go to the office and beg..
20:24He will come.
20:25This is the thing.
20:27From the second person in the team..
20:29Person..
20:30From where should I bring the person?
20:31Anyway.
20:33The person has come.
20:34Yes, the person has come.
20:35The second person is not here.
20:38The deceased, you come.
20:39Okay.
20:40See, this was the plan.
20:42I was thinking that you might forgive me.
20:45No..
20:46No..
20:48I have already apologized.
20:50Sir, this is a monkey game.
20:52It's not a monkey.
20:53It's a monkey.
20:54Sir, it's not a monkey.
20:55This is a monkey game, not a monkey game.
20:57Okay, for your support
21:00choose someone.
21:01Sir, I will choose Mr. Raghav.
21:02No, in the audience.
21:03In the audience.
21:04Mr. Raghav, are you interested in this?
21:06This is your job.
21:10See, I want a person who is very interested.
21:11The one who thinks that I am interested in everything.
21:13Sir, don't say that.
21:15Call him.
21:16Sir, it's a sure thing.
21:17I won't get my nose cut.
21:19Come on.
21:19Wow..
21:21Wow.
21:22I won't get emotional.
21:25Arzu.
21:26Yes.
21:27Come.
21:29Oh, Arzu.
21:32Call someone from the audience for your help.
21:35Who scored a full mark in the matriculation exam?
21:37That boy.
21:37I had come with the preparation for the flanks.
21:39I couldn't find my shoes with my aunt Nazeera.
21:42I have worn such nice shoes. What's wrong with me?
21:44You were just saying that I have a very sweet character.
21:49I have worn such nice shoes.
21:51I have worn them for six or seven years.
21:53Okay.
21:55Do you want to come?
21:56Come on.
21:57Come on.
21:58Wow.
21:59Wow.
22:03Well, the rules are that if you buzzer and you don't get the answer..
22:09Yes.
22:10..then you will have to do what I dare you to do.
22:12Oh, wow.
22:13But who will have to do it?
22:14Whether you do it or the audience.
22:16You will do it, right?
22:17Anyone from their team can do it.
22:18Will you do it?
22:18Our team members will buzzer and the audience members will answer.
22:24Okay.
22:24You can help them if you want to.
22:26Yes.
22:27So, the first question is coming to you.
22:31Keep your hands ready.
22:33Yes.
22:34Which bag is it that you..
22:37No.
22:37Stop it.
22:38Stop it.
22:39No.
22:40It's a shopping bag.
22:45You didn't listen to the question, right?
22:46Yes.
22:47Listen to the entire question.
22:48Sorry, I will repeat the question.
22:49You are out.
22:50Yes.
22:50And one of them will buzzer.
22:52Oh.
22:53He is also out.
22:54He is sitting on his feet.
22:56Yes.
22:57I don't understand how he is out.
22:58I have buzzed.
22:59You are out.
23:00You are out.
23:01Which bag is it that you have to wet before using it?
23:05You.
23:07Give me the answer.
23:11He has the answer.
23:13Do you know what I said?
23:15If you had come, I would have asked you twice
23:17who will become a millionaire.
23:20Mr. Arun, Kashyap knows the answer.
23:22He knows.
23:23Kashyap knows the answer.
23:23Kashyap will give the answer.
23:24Hold on. Give me the mic.
23:26Give her the mic.
23:27Tea bag.
23:28Tea bag.
23:30Wow.
23:33Okay, next question.
23:34Which action stops the heartbeat for a millisecond?
23:40I have buzzed first.
23:41Yes, tell me.
23:42Now you will buzz me, my friend.
23:45Yes, tell me.
23:47Exercise.
23:48Exercise.
23:49You have buzzed first.
23:52You don't know the answer.
23:53I have already been sentenced to death.
23:56Before being sentenced to death.
23:57That is already there.
23:58Before that, you will be punished.
24:00Yes, tell me.
24:01You have to act as if there is a brick on a monkey's foot.
24:04Oh.
24:05And he is in pain and he is dancing.
24:07It's not difficult.
24:08Oh.
24:09But this is a mistake.
24:10I mean, I made a mistake.
24:11Azim is being punished.
24:14I will hit the brick.
24:17You will do this.
24:18I will do like this.
24:19Hold on.
24:19Hold on, I will hit the brick. I will act.
24:22No, no. I..
24:23Yes, okay.
24:23First..
24:24Feel that you are a monkey.
24:26First become a monkey.
24:27Become a monkey.
24:28Become a monkey.
24:28How can you become a monkey?
24:29I am already a monkey.
24:30Become a monkey.
24:32I am a monkey who has done CSS.
24:33I am a PSP monkey.
24:35Like a monkey scratches like this.
24:36Yes, come on.
24:37Do like this.
24:37Like this.
24:38I will hit the brick.
24:40Yes.
24:42He didn't dance.
24:43He didn't dance.
24:44He was such a great monkey.
24:46I am.
24:47Some other people have also told me this.
24:50Come on.
24:50Okay, Kashyap knows the answer.
24:52Kashyap has the answer.
24:53You don't know the answer, right, Mr. Khan?
24:54No, he just came here to come.
24:56You, Kashyap, answer.
24:58Sneeze.
24:58Yes.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:02Vicky.
25:04I am your friend.
25:05At least, let me breathe.
25:07So, it is true that in our country, girls are more intelligent than boys.
25:13Yes.
25:13I think..
25:14Yes.
25:15I think, not only in our country, but overall
25:18women are more intelligent.
25:20Yes.
25:20That's right.
25:21Wow.
25:25Next question is, what is it
25:27that increases as you remove it?
25:31Tell me.
25:32Is there something in your mind?
25:34No, tell me first, is it yes or no?
25:36A little bit.
25:37A little bit?
25:37Did you bring your mind with you today?
25:39Kashyap has the answer.
25:41Sir, let me tell you.
25:42Haroon.
25:42Kashyap has the answer.
25:45No, brother, I will tell you.
25:46Kashyap has the answer.
25:48He has the answer.
25:48This is the answer from my side.
25:55Let me give you a hint.
25:56When a shoe is worn for a long time, it has that thing in it.
26:00Mud?
26:02When it is worn for a long time, it has that thing in it.
26:03It is such a thing, which can be seen everywhere.
26:06Mirror.
26:08It was a mirror shoe, but..
26:09Let me give you one more hint.
26:10Hole.
26:11Window.
26:11Hole.
26:12Hole.
26:13I said it.
26:14I said it.
26:15Applause for Kashyap.
26:17Look, the thing is..
26:20The deceased has said it first.
26:22Yes.
26:22But applause for Kashyap.
26:24Yes.
26:24Wow.
26:26But please..
26:27Okay, you should get this point.
26:29Okay.
26:30The more you find the clue, the bigger it will get.
26:32Yes.
26:33What is that thing, which you can only hold with your left hand
26:38and not with your right hand?
26:40Hey..
26:41Kashyap has the answer.
26:46Okay, now..
26:47Kashyap, write something.
26:48I played it first.
26:49I played it first.
26:50No, the deceased played it first.
26:51I played it first. Okay, fine.
26:52Yes.
26:53Can you think of anything?
26:54Right hand.
26:55Right hand.
26:56We also had to say it.
26:58We played it first.
26:59No, we played it first.
27:00We played it first.
27:01Applause for them.
27:04Now, you have got two points.
27:05I think we should ask one last question.
27:07Yes.
27:08So that we can decide.
27:09We will decide.
27:09What do you think?
27:10Yes, absolutely.
27:11What is that thing
27:14which you can only hold with your left hand and not with your right hand?
27:17Ask Kashyap.
27:20Yes, Vicky.
27:20How is it, Vicky?
27:21We..
27:22No, Vicky played it first.
27:23Yes, sir.
27:25Ask Kashyap.
27:27Okay, one second.
27:28Let's do this.
27:28Since you both are not able to decide.
27:31Yes.
27:32So, you both will be given a dare.
27:34One to Arzu.
27:35Yes.
27:36And one to the deceased.
27:37Yes.
27:37The one among you two who does well in this dare.
27:39Yes.
27:40I will take the answer before him.
27:41Okay.
27:42Okay?
27:42Oh.
27:43And Arzu will do the dare first.
27:44And the public will decide.
27:46Okay.
27:46The dare is that you have to laugh loudly while praising yourself.
27:49I have such a level.
27:52I do such a good job.
27:53I cook so well.
27:54I am Irza's best friend.
27:57Laugh loudly.
28:01Okay, the deceased.
28:02Now it's your turn.
28:04I am so smart.
28:05I am so cute.
28:06What should I say?
28:07I have such long hair.
28:11And I have a lot of manliness.
28:15It's good that the deceased is cute.
28:17Yes.
28:17Excellent.
28:18Excellent.
28:19No.
28:19Okay.
28:20Mr. Irza, I think Hassan has won this game.
28:24Wow.
28:25Wow.
28:28Come.
28:29Bring the mic to me.
28:31Bring the gift of Hassan.
28:34Hassan.
28:34Hassan.
28:35Hassan.
28:36Hassan.
28:39Well done.
28:39Congratulations to you.
28:40Open it before using it.
28:42Okay.
28:42Well done.
28:45Darling, don't go anywhere for a short break.
28:47We will meet after the break.
28:51Welcome back, viewers.
28:52Yes, Mr. Irza.
28:53Mr. Irza, you are looking beautiful today.
28:54Horror films don't have mansions.
28:56Yes.
28:57You look like you are sitting here with a photo.
29:00And he is sad that he didn't win the game.
29:07Greetings.
29:08Greetings.
29:09He has come here.
29:10He will only ask for the money for the inhaler.
29:14Who are you?
29:14I am Dhaki.
29:15And I think you don't know who Dhaki is.
29:17Dhaki.
29:18Dhaki.
29:18Dhaki.
29:19I think he doesn't know that he has gone to England.
29:23Did anyone tell you that you don't get money by wearing pants?
29:26No, son.
29:27Mr. Haroon Rafiq has come to meet you.
29:29Mr. Haroon Rafiq.
29:30Yes.
29:30He is sitting in front of you.
29:31Dad, how did you come?
29:32Son, Haroon Rafiq has come to meet you.
29:35No, no. I am here. I am here.
29:36It's my letter.
29:37Give me the letter. I want to do my show.
29:38Hurry up.
29:39Yes.
29:39Get out of here.
29:40Yes.
29:40Give me the letter and go.
29:41No, son. It's my duty.
29:43What?
29:44Son, I will take the letter.
29:45Yes.
29:45I will read it and listen to it.
29:47Why will you open my letter in front of everyone?
29:49Are you mad?
29:49If a dacoit gets hungry..
29:51Yes.
29:51..he will eat half of the letter on the way.
29:53Okay.
29:54He doesn't believe me.
29:55He has sent half of the letter.
30:01And if a dacoit reads someone's letter..
30:03Yes.
30:03..and tells him to read it..
30:04..then we know that we have incurred a loss.
30:08If a dacoit is hungry..
30:09..then he will eat the entire tupperware.
30:11He doesn't bring the news of happiness.
30:14Dad, there is an application against such dacoits.
30:17What?
30:17He will eat the entire tupperware of happiness.
30:20There is a famous dialogue of this dacoit..
30:22..which is copied in many Indian movies.
30:24What?
30:24You have become a widow.
30:27But uncle dacoit, you should have retired by now.
30:30No. She is asking me to retire.
30:31She should have died.
30:33In Indian movies, they only say..
30:35..that Thakur, I need some money.
30:38Why do I feel..
30:39What?
30:39..that he will also tell me..
30:41..that he didn't come to give the letter.
30:48He is like Milla and Vijay.
30:49He wakes up before everyone.
30:51Injustice is being done.
30:52Injustice is being done.
30:54Don't stop me.
30:55My daughter is getting married after 15 days.
30:59Son, this nonsense is not that big.
31:01Ask for a chair.
31:02I have brought a chair for him.
31:04That means it is not that big.
31:06Whenever you ask such a dacoit..
31:08Yes.
31:09..his father says that he is in deep trouble.
31:13Mr. Arun, I will read the letter.
31:15No. Why should I read it?
31:16Whose is it?
31:17Oh.
31:20Look.
31:21The one who doesn't have patience doesn't read the letter.
31:23No. I don't want to read it.
31:25One of his dacoits' kidneys surely fails.
31:30Yes. When a person says that his kidney has failed..
31:31..and the other person says that it is okay..
31:33..then the next year he will pass.
31:35This is Majmal Khan's letter.
31:37He is your friend, isn't it?
31:38Yes. He is my friend.
31:39This is my childhood friend's letter.
31:41You know that the letters of the friends..
31:43..whose rings are not read easily.
31:44Sir, read it. I will read it.
31:45This is an unfortunate thing.
31:47It may be unfortunate for you..
31:48..but I will read it. It is my duty.
31:51Okay. Is there any wish of the dacoits?
31:53Yes.
31:54I want to cross the river by sitting on the boat.
31:57Sir, nobody has ever taught you..
31:58..that privacy is also a thing.
32:00Privacy.
32:01Now whatever is our responsibility..
32:03..whatever the senior officers have told us..
32:05What did the senior officers say?
32:06They told us to die.
32:09You will feel good if your wife writes a letter to you..
32:12..and we read it to you in the open.
32:14Absolutely.
32:15Then read it.
32:17It seems that you are wearing a uniform..
32:18..and there is no Baltijit in it.
32:22Mr. Dacoit, Mr. Haroon can read the letter himself.
32:25Why do you want to read it?
32:26Your senior officers have taught you to read it.
32:29The senior officer has told me 40 times..
32:31..that it is my duty.
32:32I am educated. I will read it.
32:34You are educated.
32:35Didn't your Koti teach you to read it?
32:37Read it.
32:37Koti.
32:38Koti.
32:39Your Koti.
32:40Who calls him Koti?
32:42People call him Koti.
32:44Give me my Koti. I am feeling cold.
32:47Give this letter to me, dear.
32:49Take it.
32:49Give it to your father, dear.
32:52It has a ribbon in it.
32:53Yes.
32:53He has gone to Shersakhwala as well.
32:56I am going to give this letter to him.
32:58I had told him to throw it away.
33:00Mr. Dacoit, where is your cycle?
33:02The cycle is standing outside.
33:04Is it?
33:04He is a poor dacoit.
33:06He doesn't even know how to ride a horse.
33:08You have been riding a cycle since 45 years.
33:10No, dear. It has been 10 years since I have ridden a cycle.
33:13What did you do before that?
33:14I used to sit on a dog and give the letter.
33:18You never objected.
33:19You should have said that the dog attacked you while you were sitting.
33:24No, I didn't think it was a bad idea to give the letter quietly.
33:27But you had a pair, right?
33:29You could have sat on the other one.
33:30No, he has become a dacoit.
33:34Please give me my letter.
33:36There are songs on him as well.
33:37Like this.
33:38The dacoit brought a dacoit.
33:39The dacoit brought a dacoit.
33:40The dacoit brought a dacoit.
33:42The dacoit brought a dacoit.
33:43He brought a message of happiness.
33:46He brought a message of happiness.
33:48No, no.
33:49Yes, yes.
33:49He brought a message of happiness.
33:52What? A message of happiness?
33:53Yes, a message of happiness.
33:54You are a good singer as well.
33:56Mr. Dacoit, have you ever been ashamed of reading someone's letter?
34:01No, I haven't been ashamed since 45 years.
34:08Sir, you haven't read any letter since 45 years.
34:11I have read it, but I didn't get it.
34:15Sir, he must have read it.
34:16He can't stay still.
34:19Mr. Haroon, I didn't read it.
34:20You read it.
34:21No, I didn't read it.
34:22No, I didn't read it.
34:22No, I didn't read it.
34:23No, I didn't read it.
34:29Viewers, take a short break.
34:30Don't go anywhere.
34:31We will meet you after the break.
34:38Welcome back, viewers.
34:39Yes, Irza.
34:40Malaika is asking for your advice on where she should move.
34:43Tell us.
34:43She wants her husband to move.
34:47She wants him to move from Khabiba.
34:51I am upset with all of you today.
34:53Why?
34:54An old man came with a letter.
34:56All of you made fun of him.
34:59We saved you, Mr. Haroon.
35:01If he would have read it in front of everyone..
35:03He would have read it.
35:03But with an old man, I would say..
35:07You should have some fear of God.
35:09Sorry, sir. Sorry.
35:10No, it was wrong.
35:10I was in a hurry.
35:11You read it.
35:13Where is your driver?
35:14Follow him.
35:14He is nearby.
35:15Send a car for me.
35:16I will find my father and bring him here.
35:17No, let him go.
35:18He has left.
35:19But look, it was wrong.
35:21It was wrong.
35:22You should have stopped him at that time.
35:23None of you should have..
35:24I was stopping him.
35:25You didn't listen to me.
35:26Why did you do that?
35:27You said, your hair is bad.
35:28You don't have hair in your hair.
35:31Anyway, he must have left.
35:33No, no.
35:34He didn't leave.
35:35I knew you would have lost your breath.
35:39He is here.
35:40He is so unfortunate.
35:41He has ruined his father's car.
35:44He talks and talks like he is in a bag.
35:48He has called you bad.
35:50No problem.
35:51He is my childhood friend.
35:53He is there.
35:53He is seen on the screen.
35:59By the way, you..
36:01You have come back.
36:02Yes.
36:03You have changed a lot.
36:04You have become darker.
36:07Your work starts from there.
36:08No, no.
36:09There is no misbehaviour now.
36:11No, sir.
36:11By the grace of God, you are so old
36:13that you have brought a letter for a dinosaur.
36:15I didn't bring it for you.
36:18Come on, give me my letter.
36:19Let's go.
36:20Okay, kids.
36:20He has come after so long.
36:21He doesn't even know Hindi.
36:24One leg is inside and the other is outside.
36:26What are you doing?
36:27I feel relaxed when he is there.
36:29By the way, one question..
36:30I feel relieved when he is there.
36:34Mr. Takiya, tell me.
36:35How long does it take to deliver this letter?
36:37It depends on the distance.
36:39If it is in another car, it takes three days.
36:43This Takiya often enters the wrong house
36:45to deliver the letter.
36:47No.
36:47He has a weak eyesight.
36:49He can't see properly.
36:50So, leave this work if he has a weak eyesight.
36:52How can I leave it? It's my duty.
36:54It's your duty to enter people's houses.
36:56No, no.
36:57He can't see properly.
36:58He has become old.
36:59Yesterday, a letter came from Khurram.
37:01I went to give it to him.
37:02He came out.
37:03I said, it's in the name of sister-in-law.
37:05He said, give it to me.
37:06Yes, yes.
37:06I said, no, no. I will give it to sister-in-law.
37:08Give my letter to me.
37:09Are you his sister-in-law?
37:11Has it ever happened that you went to give a letter
37:14and that person was not at home?
37:15Look at him.
37:16It often happens.
37:17He opened the door and went inside.
37:19He was drinking tea.
37:21He said, I will give one letter.
37:23I gave him eight letters.
37:25Mr. Takiya, has it ever happened that it rained
37:27and all the letters got wet and torn?
37:29Then what did you do?
37:30No, I play with my life.
37:32I don't write letters.
37:33Yes.
37:34Sir, don't feel bad.
37:35Actually, we have never seen Takiya.
37:37So, it's new for us.
37:39That's why we are asking so many questions.
37:40If you haven't seen Takiya, then come and take an autograph.
37:43Why are you sitting here?
37:49Give my letter.
37:50No, no, no.
37:51You will have to read it.
37:52You will have to read it.
37:52Dear Haroon, I hope you are fine.
37:56Okay, Takiya has one wish.
37:59That I don't want to give my proposal to ID Burman.
38:02Are you sure that this letter is written by Mr. Khurram?
38:04He can't call you dear Haroon.
38:07This is a taunting way of saying it.
38:08Yes, the way he has written it, dear Haroon..
38:11He is gone now.
38:12Because a good friend doesn't talk for a long time.
38:14Yes, ma'am.
38:15He just calls and says, I am coming home.
38:17Okay, done.
38:18I used to do reading in school.
38:20Give me the letter. I will read it quickly.
38:22That's for boys. You are a girl. You don't read it.
38:24So, what about what you are saying?
38:26I am a boy, so I can read it.
38:30A boy.
38:31Sir, read it.
38:32Dear Haroon, I hope you are fine.
38:35It felt good when you did stand-up comedy on me, Khurram Ajmal Khan.
38:41I liked it a lot.
38:42He is angry.
38:44Your friend has come to London.
38:45Yes, he is angry.
38:47It felt like I have become the king of the world for a day.
38:52Wow, this is a very good thing.
38:54While watching the comedy, I remembered..
38:56..that I wish you would have told that incident..
38:59..when a ghost had come to the hideout.
39:01That's my incident.
39:03No, no, no.
39:04No, no.
39:05Tell him.
39:06Tell him.
39:08Next.
39:08Next.
39:10If he has written the incident, it must have been made.
39:15Next.
39:16No, no, no.
39:17You tell him.
39:18Tell him.
39:19No, no, no.
39:20Next.
39:20Okay, I will tell you.
39:23Who is it?
39:24A ghost had come.
39:25Okay, fine.
39:27A ghost had come.
39:27Sir.
39:28Yes.
39:28No, no, I will tell you.
39:30Carry on. Carry on.
39:30Carry on.
39:31I will tell you in a suitable way.
39:32Okay, tell us about the incident.
39:34No, no, I will tell you.
39:36It happened that we both went to Murree.
39:39And the hideout we found there..
39:43..was a little remote.
39:45And it also looked haunted.
39:47And there was only one caretaker there.
39:49He was very fat.
39:50He told us that seldom anyone comes here.
39:52So, since you have come, he liked it.
39:54He gave us breakfast.
39:56We spent the day there.
39:57When we started sleeping at night..
39:59..a ghost entered the lounge.
40:02What?
40:03Oh, no.
40:03We will be in trouble if he finds out.
40:05It so happened that..
40:07..when we entered the lounge..
40:12..we heard a growling sound.
40:14Growling.
40:15And the sound came from right in front of us.
40:16And we went back.
40:17I was really scared.
40:18Oh, no.
40:19I think we were in the ninth floor.
40:21Didn't you think that Khurram might have a stomach ache?
40:24Khurram was with me.
40:25He was shivering.
40:26I was also shivering.
40:27Oh, no.
40:28And there was no one there.
40:29The caretaker had left.
40:30We were alone.
40:32And we were terrified.
40:35And at that time, I started reading..
40:37..whatever I could except for Durood Sharif.
40:40Yes.
40:40I started praying.
40:41That voice was of a woman.
40:42Yes.
40:43After some time, he scared us.
40:45Like a lion's roar.
40:46Yes.
40:48The whole night..
40:49..not only I was scared..
40:51..I was sitting in a corner with a blanket.
40:54And we were so scared..
40:55..that I started crying.
40:58Now come to the part..
40:59..because of which you were not letting him speak.
41:01That's my crying part.
41:03And when it happened in the morning..
41:04..and the caretaker came..
41:07..we told him that this building is haunted.
41:09Yes.
41:10There was a jinn here all night..
41:12..whose voice kept echoing.
41:14He said, where?
41:15We said, in the lounge.
41:16He said, I was sleeping, but I was sleeping.
41:19Oh!
41:22He was making noises.
41:23Yes.
41:24Oh!
41:26He was making noises.
41:28He was tapping..
41:29..and you were making noises.
41:31I was making noises.
41:35Tell us more, sir.
41:36Thank God.
41:38If a woman wants to eat Kheer with her finger..
41:43..then she will say no to her own finger.
41:49That's why I am proud to say..
41:51..that I was born with white hair.
41:54Before we end the show..
41:57..I would like to make a request to the people..
41:59..to my Pakistani brothers and sisters.
42:01When a mother is sick at home..
42:03..the most important thing in life is her medicine.
42:06We throw away everything else.
42:09Right now, our mother Earth..
42:11..needs to grow vegetables on it..
42:14..and plant trees on it.
42:16Those are her medicines..
42:17..that cure her illness.
42:18What are those illnesses?
42:20You see the seasonal changes that are taking place.
42:23To fight them..
42:24..and to give life to her lungs..
42:27..it is important that we plant trees.
42:30And we have made a promise..
42:31..that this time on 14th August..
42:33..at least two of us..
42:35..who can plant one tree..
42:37..we will definitely plant trees.
42:39We will definitely spread..
42:41..the medicine of our mother Earth..
42:43..and make Pakistan green.
42:46This was today's show.
42:47God willing, we will meet you in the next show.
42:49Take good care of yourselves.
42:50Allah Hafiz.
42:53Allah Hafiz.