Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 11th October 2024
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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 11th October 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 11th October 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, ladies and gentlemen, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyari.
00:21Friends, this morning when I saw this news and I saw how our politicians are fighting each other,
00:31shooting arrows and swords, I realized that when two husbands and wives are fighting each other,
00:39both of them think that they are victims, but that little child who is standing in a corner,
00:44when he sees both the parents fighting in a loud voice, he thinks that they don't realize that he is the victim.
00:51Whenever you fight with your relatives, with your friends, with your loved ones,
00:56remember that there is always a third victim and today I felt that maybe my country is a victim at this time.
01:04We don't argue, we don't talk, we just fight.
01:09I remembered that there was a lot of liveliness in this house, but this house was not like that.
01:19There were complaints, but it was not like that.
01:23Where there were some sweet talks, there were some bitter talks.
01:27But the effects of those bitter talks were not like that.
01:31There were flowers, buds, buds, buds on these branches.
01:35This weather was not like that, the trees were not like that.
01:39Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:43Let's take you to the railway station today and see what is happening there.
01:47What happened to you? Why are you so upset?
01:49I am very worried, sir.
01:51What happened?
01:53I am going to private school, sir.
01:55The canteen has been built inside.
01:57They have installed the best AC.
01:59You must be selling trains.
02:01Then where will our poor man go?
02:03My dear, we are still far away.
02:05That's why we say that you should travel the world, see the trains.
02:09Then you will be surprised that you are so behind that in 1891, where the owners of the world were standing,
02:17in trains and railways, we are standing there.
02:19But the railway has made one progress.
02:21What?
02:22They have given doctors at every station.
02:24Where did this doctor come to this village?
02:26Mr. Chaudhary here does not let anyone go out or come inside.
02:30How did you become a doctor?
02:32Sir, I am saying the same thing.
02:34Actually, I am leaving the village.
02:36First tell me how did you become a doctor?
02:38How did you become a doctor while living in this village?
02:40Neither can anyone go out from here nor can anyone come inside.
02:42Sir, unfortunately, my appointment was here.
02:44Now that I have come here, they are not letting me go.
02:46Okay, why are you going?
02:48Your appointment is here, so why are you going?
02:50Sir, when I came here to this village, I was MBBS.
02:52Okay.
02:53They have made me MBL.
02:55Majja Bakrelele.
02:59You have been treating animals here?
03:01Sir, I have come here to treat them.
03:03Don't people who are sick come to you?
03:05Sir, they don't come to me.
03:06Then where do they go?
03:07There is an old jungle doctor.
03:09Jungle doctor of animals.
03:10Yes, veterinary.
03:11He is sitting here.
03:12He says, we don't like him.
03:14Okay, he takes animal medicines from you.
03:16Yes.
03:17And you are a doctor for humans.
03:19Yes.
03:20And he takes his own medicines.
03:21He is a veterinary doctor.
03:22Yes.
03:23So why doesn't he take from you?
03:24He is an old man.
03:26It is very strange that he gets cured by his medicines.
03:29I don't believe it.
03:30Sir, you will have to believe it.
03:31Why?
03:32Sir, once I also had fever.
03:33I took medicines from Ahmed.
03:34He is cured today.
03:37Okay, do animals get cured by your medicines?
03:39Yes, they get cured.
03:40Case closed.
03:41Go.
03:43Okay, will Chaudhary let you go from here?
03:45He doesn't let things that have come, go out.
03:47Sir, don't talk like this.
03:48He doesn't accept it.
03:49He doesn't say.
03:50By the way, I have found out.
03:51Is Asim sleeping?
03:52Okay.
03:5375,000.
03:55How much is it?
03:5675,000.
03:57100.
03:58He is Chaudhary's accountant.
03:59Okay, he doesn't even let us hear.
04:01With him,
04:047 rupees, 7, 5, 12, 112.
04:08Salam.
04:09Sir, it is done.
04:11He doesn't let us hear.
04:12Poor guy.
04:13Okay.
04:16Uncle, I want to tell you something.
04:18What is it?
04:19Chaudhary's son is going to compete with Banga.
04:21Chaudhary's son is going to compete with Banga.
04:26Chaudhary's son is going to compete with Banga.
04:28Chaudhary's son is going to compete with Banga.
04:32Chaudhary's son is going to compete with Banga.
04:37I have heard it.
04:38Uncle, where is Bakshu?
04:39Bakshu is going somewhere.
04:40Chaudhary's son is going to compete with Banga.
04:44He said, he won't be a man until he tells you.
04:48But I don't understand,
04:50when will he tell me that he won't be a man?
04:53I understood.
04:54Chaudhary said, he will go.
04:57Yes, yes.
04:58He will wear red pyjamas.
05:02Chaudhary is saying that he has to go.
05:06Sister, he is sitting far away from you.
05:08He is not listening to us.
05:11Sister, uncle is..
05:12Doctor, do you know how to pray?
05:14Or is it your habit?
05:16It is my habit.
05:20Wait a minute, uncle.
05:22Yes, tell me.
05:23Is Chaudhary fine?
05:25Can you hear me now?
05:26Yes.
05:27Can you hear me now?
05:28Yes, I can hear you.
05:29Keep your head straight.
05:30Yes.
05:31Brother, he said that he has to go and not take a bath.
05:34He must have said that.
05:39Brother, he must have said that he has to go.
05:41Yes.
05:42I didn't tell you to take a bath.
05:44You are sitting there.
05:46Brother, I understood that he has to go.
05:49Munshi, the most worrying thing is that
05:51his son is going to get married.
05:53His son is going to get married?
05:54Yes.
05:55Not son, he must have said dog.
05:57Yes, dog.
05:59Brother, he must have said dog, Chaudhary.
06:01I told you that you didn't understand the word, son.
06:05Look, this man is turning upside down.
06:07Mr. Haroon, even if he reads the lips,
06:09there is a lot of difference between dog and son.
06:13I am not looking at Chaudhary's face.
06:18I am looking at his lips.
06:20I don't understand how you keep so many accounts.
06:24You don't know anything.
06:25Uncle, the thing is that
06:26the accounts should have mountains in them.
06:30Yes.
06:31How many mountains do you remember?
06:322, 3, 4, 5, 12, 13, 17.
06:35You don't even remember the numbers.
06:36Okay.
06:371.5, 1.5, 2, 2, 2.
06:41If you know so much about mountains
06:43then tell me, if we multiply 1.5 by 7.5
06:45what will be the answer?
06:46Can I tell you something?
06:47Yes.
06:48You are a woman.
06:49Yes.
06:50I don't answer you.
06:51He is the one who asks me.
06:52Do I have to climb mountains like this?
06:55What do you get if you multiply 1.5 by 7.5?
06:57You are our anchor.
06:58I respect you.
07:01He writes the show and asks me.
07:03I break his face.
07:05I will tell you myself.
07:069.375.
07:08This is my answer.
07:16Give me your hand.
07:17What is happening?
07:19He was his guard, Mr. Arun.
07:21Give me your hand.
07:24Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
07:26Greetings.
07:27Why has he come so far?
07:29You know, I have my tiger with me.
07:31I don't let anyone touch it.
07:33This tiger is so cute.
07:35It is called a rooster.
07:36No, Mr. Chaudhary.
07:39The one he is holding is a rooster, right?
07:42Yes.
07:43I am going for a competition.
07:44Please pray for me.
07:45What is the competition?
07:46It is a rooster competition.
07:47I see.
07:48The rooster that crows the loudest
07:50will lose.
07:52These competitions are like that.
07:53Yes.
07:54There are roosters with very loud voices.
07:57There are such roosters that you can't imagine.
07:59Their voices are so loud
08:01that if the rooster is crowing
08:03and making its voice
08:05then you can't hear each other
08:07while it is crowing.
08:08Its vocals are so loud.
08:10A jet engine
08:12has a voice of 140 decibels.
08:14Hurry up.
08:15It is time to sit.
08:18A jet engine has a voice of 140 decibels.
08:21A rooster has a voice of 143.6 decibels.
08:26Oh, my God.
08:28More than a jet engine.
08:29That is nothing.
08:30The entire village gets up early in the morning
08:32to watch the competition.
08:33Really?
08:34Yes.
08:35Tell me something.
08:36If I win today,
08:37will you give me a cup of tea?
08:38Of course, I will give you a cup of tea.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:42Why will I give you a cup of tea?
08:44I think you are out of your mind.
08:46Just pray that you win.
08:48The weather has changed.
08:50Why should I pray for money?
08:53Oh, my God.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:55It didn't work.
08:56Give it to me.
08:57I can't hear my face.
08:58Get me a new one.
09:00My tiger eats four almonds a day.
09:02Yes.
09:03Four pears a day.
09:04Yes.
09:05Carrot jam.
09:06He feeds you.
09:07What does he do?
09:08He is a desi.
09:09He is sleeping.
09:11Who wakes up after eating so much food?
09:14I eat cooked food every day.
09:16You mean, cooked food.
09:17No, he eats boiled food.
09:19He eats chicken.
09:20He has a moustache.
09:21He wears clothes.
09:22The more you treat him,
09:23the more you treat your villagers,
09:24the more I will pray for you.
09:25I will definitely win.
09:28He will definitely win.
09:31Mr. Chaudhary,
09:32you will get what you want
09:33from Tiger's winnings.
09:37We don't know about the last round.
09:39Why?
09:40He won,
09:41and everyone lost.
09:43Have you heard Tiger's praises?
09:45Yes.
09:46Let's hear it.
09:47Let's hear it.
09:48Tiger,
09:49get me some tea.
09:51Tiger,
09:52praise him.
09:53He is sleepy.
09:54Get me a cup of tea.
09:57Get me a cup of tea.
10:00Tiger,
10:01get me a cup of tea.
10:05Mr. Chaudhary,
10:06I think,
10:07the chicken is sick.
10:08Oh.
10:09He is not able to speak.
10:11Yes.
10:12There is something wrong with him.
10:13Doctor.
10:14Yes.
10:15Come here.
10:16Yes, sir.
10:17Sir, what is it?
10:18What are you doing at the station?
10:19Do you have a fever?
10:20No, sir.
10:21The rat in the railway is very sick.
10:23Look at my dog.
10:24What has happened to him?
10:27One minute.
10:28Listen to him.
10:30Why wasn't he speaking to him?
10:32He was standing wrongly.
10:33Oh.
10:34Look, he is pressing his thumb.
10:35Yes.
10:36He will speak to him.
10:37Yes.
10:38Look at him.
10:39He is a thief.
10:40Don't do it.
10:43He is a thief.
10:44He is snorting.
10:50He is snorting.
10:51He is snorting.
10:53Is the doctor getting the hangover?
10:54Yes.
10:55No, he is half.
10:56No.
10:57Is the thief a human?
11:00Yes.
11:01He will think and tell you.
11:04Fix this dog.
11:05Otherwise, I will break your ears.
11:07He is right.
11:08I will take him to the bank.
11:09I will tell you.
11:10Yes.
11:11Okay.
11:12Fix him.
11:13I am doing it.
11:14Where are you taking him?
11:15Sir, to the operation theatre.
11:16Okay.
11:17Okay.
11:18Sir, there is a bed here.
11:19I want to see an operation.
11:22Come, doctor.
11:23Come.
11:24What is he going to do?
11:25Sir, I think he has a sore throat.
11:26He has to be operated.
11:28I will make him fight.
11:29Sir, he has to be operated.
11:30Sir, the thing is
11:31if the operation is successful
11:32then I can assure you
11:33that no one will go to a higher bank than him.
11:36Confirmed.
11:37What if the operation fails?
11:38Then you will never hear
11:40what I have to say.
11:42But, Chaudhary
11:43if something happens to him
11:44during the operation
11:45he will die.
11:46No.
11:47He will die.
11:48No.
11:49He was scared when I brought him up.
11:50Is he?
11:51Yes.
11:52He is younger now.
11:53Chaudhary's love
11:54is killing him.
11:57Sir,
11:58he is about to die.
12:00Pray that he recovers soon.
12:03What will you feed him?
12:04The same thing.
12:06Knife.
12:07Give me the knife.
12:08Hurry up.
12:09The same thing.
12:10I don't have time.
12:11I think the tiger has gone to the doctor.
12:13I asked for a knife.
12:14I didn't ask for a knife.
12:15Tithi.
12:16Yes, Chaudhary.
12:17Take him to the train.
12:20He won't go to the train
12:21until my throat is fine.
12:24Yes, Chaudhary.
12:25I will go.
12:26Cotton.
12:27Cotton.
12:28Hurry up.
12:30Hurry up.
12:33Stay here.
12:34Give him the stretcher.
12:38Pray that he recovers soon.
12:41What is this?
12:42Sir, I didn't bring the bag.
12:43It's someone else's bag.
12:45Put your hand down.
12:46Put your hand down.
12:48Chaudhary, put your hand down.
12:49Chaudhary, Tithi has taken us to 47.
12:57Surgical tray.
12:59Hurry up.
13:01Surgical tray.
13:02Is it sweet?
13:04What do you have?
13:05Do one thing.
13:06You will have an anesthesiologist in you.
13:10These things can be cut.
13:12Even a dog can be cut.
13:15Injection.
13:16Hurry up.
13:18Injection.
13:19What?
13:20Very good.
13:23When I told you
13:24that I have a headache,
13:25you went around the village
13:26and didn't let me take the injection.
13:31You have put everything in the cart.
13:33What is this?
13:34I have to go with Chaudhary.
13:36I have to arrange everything in the cart.
13:38Bagga's dog.
13:40Will win.
13:41Bagga's dog.
13:42Will win.
13:43Say it louder.
13:44Will win.
13:45Say it louder.
13:46Will win.
13:47Will win.
13:48Bagga's dog.
13:49Will win.
13:51Tithi.
13:52Yes, Chaudhary.
13:53Chaudhary,
13:54see who is shouting.
13:55Yes, Chaudhary.
13:56I am going.
13:57See who is shouting.
13:58Chaudhary.
13:59Yes.
14:00Chaudhary Bagga
14:01from Anal's village.
14:02Yes.
14:03His dog is also fighting
14:04in the competition.
14:05His dog too.
14:06Doctor.
14:07Yes, sir.
14:08Do you need anything else?
14:09Give me the bandage.
14:10Chaudhary,
14:11so many people are going
14:12with him to the competition.
14:13He is going alone.
14:14I didn't think
14:15that there is no one
14:16to shout.
14:17Makhe.
14:18Yes, sir.
14:19Go and gather the whole village.
14:20Go.
14:21Come.
14:22Doctor.
14:23Yes.
14:24Is there any blood deficiency
14:25in the dog?
14:26There is no blood deficiency.
14:27How is that?
14:28He is bleeding a lot.
14:31My tiger's blood.
14:32Sorry, sir.
14:33I was very smart.
14:34I called you from the village
14:35with the tam.
14:36Come.
14:37Come.
14:38Hello, Chaudhary.
14:39Hello, Chaudhary.
14:40Hello, Chaudhary.
14:41Hello.
14:42Sit.
14:43Sit wherever you want.
14:44Sit.
14:45Sit.
14:46All the luggage is for you.
14:47Dog has to fight for 25 years.
14:50Why don't you have luggage?
14:51Sir, I am a thief.
14:53So, I will take someone's luggage.
14:56Hey, don't you dare.
14:57You can hear the dog's
14:58barking over there.
15:00Yes.
15:01You have to shout
15:02for the thief's dog.
15:03We will shout.
15:04Yes.
15:05Tiger is here.
15:06Tiger is here.
15:07How are you?
15:08Are you comfortable
15:09in the train?
15:10Yes.
15:12Don't eat inside.
15:13My dog is being operated.
15:15Listen.
15:16I am very happy today.
15:17I am so happy
15:18that for the first time
15:19in my life
15:20I am going out of this village.
15:22And I have decided
15:23that I won't come back.
15:25These poor people
15:26have left from here.
15:27These villagers
15:28are waiting for me.
15:29Listen to me.
15:30Yes.
15:31Did you hear what he said?
15:32He said that no one
15:33will go back to the village.
15:34And no one will come.
15:35No.
15:36Why won't we come?
15:37All my wealth
15:38is here.
15:39What wealth?
15:40Have you forgotten?
15:41This is my shop.
15:42Here.
15:43Shop?
15:44Keep it here.
15:45You are staring at the mirror.
15:46There is only one chair here.
15:48There is a lot of wood here.
15:53That is a chair.
15:54No, this is a car.
15:55I am more responsible
15:56than the tree
15:57which is staring at the mirror.
16:00What are you doing
16:01with this old man?
16:02Sir, tell him
16:03that I am a thief.
16:05He is such a person.
16:06No, sir.
16:07You are a family thief.
16:08My father used to be
16:09with Chaudhary sir.
16:10He got
16:11Chaudhary sir's
16:12aunt's dowry
16:13made for him.
16:17Come here.
16:18Yes, sir.
16:22Can you do one thing for me?
16:24Yes, sir.
16:25Go to the train
16:26and ask the cook
16:28to make
16:29a black pepper curry
16:30for Chaudhary.
16:33No, no.
16:34Not for the cook.
16:38Listen to what Chaudhary says.
16:40Yes.
16:41Go to the train
16:42and ask the cook
16:43to make a black pepper curry
16:44for Chaudhary
16:45and make a black pepper curry
16:46for Chaudhary.
16:47Keep the flatbreads thin.
16:48Yes, I have.
16:49I have made an item.
16:52Go.
16:53Go.
16:54Chaudhary.
16:55Chaudhary, I am going.
16:56Listen to me.
16:57Don't call the cook.
16:58He took the line.
16:59Hey.
17:00Hey, Titi.
17:01Yes.
17:02Give me a cup of hot tea.
17:03Are you the cook's son?
17:04The cook's wife
17:05is not in her senses.
17:06Hey, hey.
17:07Hey, villagers, pray.
17:08My cook is getting operated.
17:10I have only one cook.
17:11Then think about one thing.
17:12Yes.
17:13Did you hear the sound
17:14of their dog?
17:15Where is it going?
17:16Yes.
17:17It must be around this time
17:18that our dog
17:19must have gone to sleep.
17:20Yes, I thought about it.
17:21The dog's voice
17:22should reach their ears.
17:23Yes.
17:24Chaudhary.
17:25Chitrani.
17:26Chitrani.
17:27Village.
17:28Car.
17:29Hold the car.
17:30Does anyone hear
17:31the dog's voice?
17:32Mr. Chaudhary.
17:33He hears only one voice.
17:34Which one?
17:35The dog's voice.
17:37Why are you saying this now?
17:38My mother-in-law
17:39says this.
17:40Don't act smart.
17:42Mr. Rahim.
17:43Yes.
17:44Can you make the dog's voice?
17:47Do you know something?
17:48If this operation is successful,
17:50they will send him too.
17:53Even if I make the dog's voice,
17:55the villagers will laugh at me.
17:57Chaudhary, now it's a matter of respect.
17:58Okay.
17:59You have to do it.
18:00Mr. Chaudhary,
18:01if you make the dog's voice,
18:03no one will laugh at you.
18:07No, no.
18:08Mr. Chaudhary, it's an alert.
18:11My father-in-law is here.
18:16What are you talking about?
18:18What's so difficult about it?
18:20You just have to make the dog's voice.
18:23No, the village dogs
18:24speak in the city.
18:27Mr. Chaudhary,
18:28try it again.
18:31Mr. Chaudhary,
18:32it should be a little louder.
18:35Mr. Chaudhary.
18:36Yes.
18:37You don't eat sweets in the morning.
18:39Mr. Chaudhary.
18:40Yes, Chaudhary.
18:41What is it?
18:42The dog barks.
18:43Really?
18:44Black pepper is stolen from the shop.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Butter is also stolen from the shop.
18:48Yes, yes.
18:49Mr. Chaudhary,
18:50Mr. Chaudhary makes the dog bark.
18:51Celebrate.
18:52Celebrate.
18:53Chaudhary's dog.
18:54He is here.
18:55Chaudhary's dog.
18:56He is here.
18:57Quiet, quiet, quiet.
18:58One minute.
18:59Yes, doctor.
19:00Mr. Chaudhary,
19:01I regret to say
19:03that I couldn't save your tiger.
19:05Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:07What are you saying, doctor?
19:09What are you saying?
19:10I am telling the truth.
19:11I wish you had brought me here two years ago.
19:14Then I would have saved you.
19:15Dog is my brother-in-law.
19:16Should I bring his mother to you?
19:19How did he die?
19:20Sir, I have never seen such a brave dog in my life.
19:24Yes, yes.
19:25What happened?
19:26Believe me,
19:27I straightened the knife.
19:28He came forward,
19:29strangled the knife
19:30and ran away.
19:32Ladies and gentlemen,
19:33we will take a short break.
19:34We will meet again after the break.
19:35One hand on the knee,
19:37one on the waist
19:39and do a catwalk.
19:42Oh.
19:43Oh.
19:44Oh.
19:45Oh.
19:46Oh.
19:47Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:49Oh.
19:50Oh.
19:51Oh.
19:52Oh.
19:53Oh.
19:54Oh.
19:55Oh.
19:56Oh.
19:57Oh.
19:58Oh.
19:59Oh.
20:00Hoshi yaariya, Hoshi yaariya, Hoshi yaariya, Hoshi yaariya, Hoshi yaariya, Hoshi yaariya, Hoshi yaariya
20:10Welcome back, viewers.
20:11Now we will play Zabardasha Bazaar.
20:18You don't have to do this to me.
20:20Why?
20:20Wear my underwear.
20:22You don't have to wear my underwear.
20:24Why?
20:25Sometimes it gets into your mouth.
20:26Yes, Arzu, Fatima, who would you like to play with?
20:31Raise your hand, who is it?
20:32Okay, so who will play with me?
20:36The sister in the white shirt.
20:37Oh, wow.
20:40Come.
20:44Greetings, sister.
20:45Greetings.
20:46What is your name?
20:47Aamna.
20:48Aamna, what do you do?
20:49I am a junior student.
20:50Of what?
20:51Faculty of Arts.
20:52Malaika, you choose, who would you like to play with?
20:55Raise your hand.
20:58You come.
21:04Greetings.
21:05Greetings.
21:06What is your name?
21:06Maryam.
21:07Maryam, what do you do?
21:08I am a student.
21:09Of what?
21:092nd year in ICS, Physics.
21:11Faria, I think you are going to face a tough competition.
21:14Absolutely.
21:15So think before you choose.
21:17Raise your hand, who would you like to play with?
21:19Okay, if you want to play, first tell me, who has brought a brain along from home?
21:25Okay, everyone raised their hand.
21:26She is saying that she has brought it.
21:28Come, come.
21:35Greetings.
21:35Greetings.
21:36What is your name?
21:37Kaha.
21:38Your name is very beautiful.
21:39What do you do?
21:39I am a student. I am studying.
21:41Of what?
21:41FSC.
21:42Pre-medical.
21:43Okay, wow.
21:44That's right.
21:47First question.
21:49I always ask a very easy question.
21:51So the first question is...
21:54What is the work that every man regrets doing?
22:01Malaika, okay.
22:02I think you were going to tell.
22:04Yes.
22:04Yes, tell us, tell us.
22:06Yes, what were you going to tell?
22:09I don't think there is any such work.
22:11Yes.
22:12That's why people regret it.
22:13Yes.
22:13Okay, then you should meet Goga Pasuri's parents.
22:19So that you can go back.
22:20No, no, I can't do that.
22:23Yes, Ardhu Fatima, you also rang the second number.
22:27Five, four, three.
22:31Okay.
22:32Okay, every man regrets it.
22:35Yes, we will come to you.
22:36Marriage.
22:38Okay.
22:43I feel like giving a direct gift on this answer.
22:46But the problem is that women don't regret so much.
22:51Anyway.
22:54Okay, now give a hint.
22:55Okay, should I give a hint?
22:56Give a hint.
22:57The work that you three have done right now.
23:01What Malaika?
23:02By playing the buzzer.
23:03No.
23:05What did you do by playing the buzzer?
23:06Regret.
23:07Yes.
23:08Regret.
23:09The work of haste.
23:10The work of haste.
23:11No.
23:12Paria.
23:14Paria.
23:15Okay, come on, you tell.
23:16By wasting time.
23:17Every man regrets by wasting time.
23:20But it's never too late.
23:21Every man regrets.
23:22Okay, should I give one more hint?
23:23Give.
23:24This is so basic that I can't remember.
23:26It's very basic.
23:27It's very basic.
23:28It's such an easy question.
23:30You have to give so many hints, you answer them.
23:34Okay, now I told you
23:37that you should have met the father of Goga Pathuri.
23:40Yes.
23:41So what would he have told you that what happened to me?
23:44You made a mistake.
23:45You made a mistake.
23:46Yes.
23:47This is it.
23:51Okay, I will ask one more easy question.
23:53Because the first one was so easy that it became difficult for you.
23:55Okay.
23:56What is it that is yours and only you can see it in the world?
24:07Say.
24:08Eyes.
24:09What?
24:10Can you see my eyes?
24:11No, only we can see it, which is ours.
24:13Only we can see it.
24:14Paria, you played.
24:15Pop.
24:16Pop.
24:17Pop.
24:19Very good.
24:20Very good.
24:21Very good.
24:22Wow, wow, wow.
24:23What is it that changes its name every day?
24:29Paria.
24:345.
24:354.
24:363.
24:372.
24:382.
24:39The days of the week, the days of the weekend change.
24:42Day.
24:43Day.
24:44Paria.
24:45Paria.
24:46Paria.
24:47It was so easy.
24:48Very good.
24:49Very simple.
24:50Listen to the question carefully.
24:51Yes.
24:52Tell us.
24:53Is it easy or difficult?
24:55See, my easiest questions proved to be the most difficult for my nation.
25:01It is easy, but you may find it difficult.
25:04It is a very easy question.
25:06And the catch is that it is a very easy question.
25:08Okay.
25:09Okay.
25:10A goat has three legs, so eleven goats have how many legs?
25:17Yes, Paria.
25:1933.
25:2033.
25:22Okay, is her answer right or wrong?
25:25Is it possible that it is right?
25:26Yes, it is possible.
25:27Be brave.
25:28It is possible.
25:29It is possible that it is right.
25:30A goat has three legs, so four goats have how many legs?
25:32Hey, Chetan, where are you going?
25:33Hey.
25:34No.
25:35I was checking the buzzer.
25:36I said it without my turn.
25:38Yes.
25:39Now I have to dare.
25:40Yes.
25:42Okay, let's come for the dare.
25:43Come on.
25:44Oh, that's it.
25:45Oh, that's it.
25:46That's it.
25:47Come here.
25:49Okay.
25:51One hand on the knee.
25:53One on the waist.
25:55And you have to do a catwalk.
25:56Oh.
25:57Oh.
25:58Oh.
25:59Oh.
26:00Oh.
26:01Oh.
26:02Oh.
26:03Oh.
26:04Oh.
26:05Oh.
26:06Oh.
26:07Oh.
26:08Oh.
26:09Oh.
26:10Oh.
26:11Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:13Oh.
26:15Okay.
26:38Yes.
26:39Yes.
26:41Yes.
26:42Come here.
26:42Son, we'll take your blessings.
26:43I asked you not to cheat me.
26:45But you're cheating.
26:46Oh yeah!
26:47I was told to cheat anyone.
26:49Stand there.
26:50Stand near Faria.
26:51Get a stick.
26:53A stick?
26:53Get a stick.
26:54Hey, hey, hey.
26:59Give me this stick.
27:00Hold this.
27:01Hold this.
27:02Hold this stick.
27:03Hold this.
27:03Oh no!
27:04Son, it's not that easy.
27:06Stand here.
27:08While looking at this stick,
27:10spin 15 times.
27:11Shake hands with Mr. Agha.
27:13Yes, sir.
27:14Open your eyes.
27:15Sir, open your eyes.
27:16One.
27:17Two.
27:18No, no.
27:19Two.
27:20Oh God!
27:21Oh God, forgive me.
27:22Three.
27:23This is a very difficult task.
27:24Four.
27:26Five.
27:29Oh no!
27:30Six.
27:32Seven.
27:35Do ten.
27:36Do ten.
27:37Nine.
27:38One more.
27:39Ten.
27:40Ten.
27:41Now go and shake hands.
27:42Where do I go?
27:44There, there, there.
27:46Look at him.
27:48Okay, you shake hands.
27:49It's cold.
27:55India,
27:56look at my question
27:58and first of all
28:00look at the words.
28:02If a goat has three legs,
28:04how many legs do 11 goats have?
28:06Yes.
28:0734.
28:08Oh, sorry.
28:09Oh, sorry.
28:10No, no.
28:11It's done.
28:12It's done.
28:13It's done.
28:14It's done.
28:15It's done.
28:16It's done.
28:17It's done.
28:18It's done.
28:19Yes, Paria.
28:20Five.
28:21Four.
28:22Three.
28:23One.
28:24One, the end.
28:25Yes.
28:2643.
28:2743.
28:28Wow!
28:2943.
28:30Wow.
28:31Wow.
28:3243.
28:33Wow!
28:34One second.
28:35Arzu, this is the reward for my sacrifices.
28:36Four.
28:37Four.
28:38Even our dogs are healthy now.
28:41Okay, now it's two for you and two for you.
28:43Yes.
28:44So I think we should ask two more questions.
28:46Yes, two more.
28:47Sir, you can ask as many questions as you want.
28:48I'm done with this game.
28:51Sir, these are not for eating, but for putting on.
28:54You see, half of them were supposed to be put on you.
28:58What are you doing?
28:59You'll put them on me and I'll blow them away.
29:01What is it that falls from a height and doesn't break but can break when it falls in water?
29:17Yes, Faria.
29:23Yes, it's my turn.
29:24Now it's my turn.
29:26It was my turn in the second round.
29:27Now it's Bazar's turn.
29:29It's my turn in the second round.
29:30Three, four, three, two, one.
29:36Yes, Arjun.
29:37Bubble.
29:38Give it to me.
29:39What?
29:40A bubble bursts when it falls from a height.
29:42Yes.
29:42It doesn't burst.
29:44Why doesn't it burst?
29:45Because it comes like this.
29:47How does it come?
29:48It comes like this.
29:51It's made of plastic in your country.
29:52You go ahead and ask the next question.
29:54What is it that falls from a height and doesn't break but can break when it falls in water?
30:02Five, four, three.
30:05Tears.
30:06It falls from a height and doesn't break.
30:08Yes.
30:09You were doing this.
30:12Rainwater.
30:13Rainwater.
30:15It's like this.
30:16It falls from a height.
30:17You're being shameless today.
30:20The signal is off from here today.
30:23Today, Arzu's network signal is off.
30:29I'll give you a hint.
30:31The thing that I'm talking about.
30:34Before asking a question, I use that thing.
30:39Yes.
30:41What do you use? Tell me.
30:42Lash.
30:43Very good.
30:44One more thing.
30:44Paper.
30:46Paper.
30:46Me first.
30:48Yes.
30:48Paper.
30:50I won.
30:53Wow.
30:55I think this round is won by Maryam.
31:03Maryam. Maryam. Maryam.
31:08Maryam, you played very well.
31:10You played very well.
31:11And Arzu, today your network signal is off.
31:14Wow.
31:15I'm very sorry.
31:16I had a lot of fun.
31:18I'll take a short break.
31:18Don't go anywhere.
31:20We'll see you after the break.
31:22Mr. Vicky, let me tell you something.
31:23You've seen Mr. Shreem's weakness.
31:25Yes.
31:26He used to eat one spoon of desi kewra
31:28and started taking revenge from the enemy.
31:31He didn't do that actually.
31:33He brought a soap to him.
31:36What a weakness! God forgive us.
31:38He took a revenge and he became a friend.
31:39I'm sorry, God forgive me.
31:40He was like, take a deep breath, you'll be fine.
32:00Welcome back, viewers.
32:02So, first of all, we'll go to our audience
32:05because they want to talk to us.
32:07Yes.
32:08They want to sing some songs and there's poetry as well.
32:10But first of all, the most important thing.
32:14What?
32:14Which I want to tell you today.
32:16Today, we have Mr. Azeem Vicky with us.
32:24Yes.
32:25Hello, my name is Azaan Naseem.
32:27What do you do, son?
32:28I study at ICS and I'm a theatre and TV artist.
32:32Is that so?
32:32God bless you. You've grown up.
32:35At least, don't come without a face.
32:37It doesn't matter if you come twice.
32:44Son, it doesn't matter if you come twice.
32:47You'll be drunk for 8-10 days.
32:50Why are you clapping like that?
32:56Wow.
32:57I'm happy that..
32:59God bless you.
32:59..what I like about Mr. Azeem Vicky is
33:02his speed of giving answers.
33:06I mean, he gives answers within a jiffy.
33:09Everyone else gives a good answer.
33:11Yes.
33:11But he gives answers in a jiffy in a second.
33:13And just like that, he's a kid as well.
33:16And..
33:17He gives answers in a jiffy.
33:17Dad says, it's okay. I don't want to go.
33:19Okay.
33:21Mr. Azeem Vicky.
33:22Yes.
33:22I'm telling you.
33:23The way Mr. Salim hit you..
33:25Yes.
33:25..if it was a rooster, it wouldn't have had wings.
33:31Mr. Vicky, let me tell you something.
33:32You've seen Mr. Salim's weakness.
33:34Yes.
33:35If he eats a spoonful of desi khew,
33:37his enemies will take revenge on him.
33:40I didn't take revenge on my enemies.
33:42I gave them soap instead.
33:45God forgive his weakness.
33:47Yes.
33:47He took a stick and fell down.
33:54Mr. Vicky is a fool.
33:56Really?
33:56Yes.
33:56He goes to his wife and asks her what she has cooked.
33:59Yes.
33:59She says, she has cooked potatoes.
34:00He is so angry.
34:02Why?
34:02He looks at his wife and says, go and get some potatoes.
34:08Okay, Azan, tell me something.
34:10You live with your father, so you can tell us.
34:14You are a brave man.
34:17Tell me something.
34:18Do you joke around at home?
34:22Dad, he is a serious man at home.
34:24He is very serious at home.
34:25He is always on oxygen.
34:28Mr. Peer, you said that Gokhair has a disease.
34:30Yes.
34:31He says, if you have it, you will have it too.
34:35Okay, son, tell me something.
34:36Do you ever get beaten up?
34:38No, I don't get beaten up.
34:39Do you get scolded?
34:40Yes, I get scolded.
34:41I don't even get scolded. I get it explained with love.
34:43This is a very good thing.
34:44This is a very good thing.
34:45This is a very good thing.
34:48Very good.
34:49Okay, what have you learnt from your father?
34:51I have learnt a lot from my father.
34:53I have come to this field by following him.
34:55Okay.
34:56Yes.
34:56And I like his timing.
34:59He has a great timing when he talks.
35:01Yes.
35:01I have learnt this from him.
35:03Very good.
35:07Thank God, your son is well educated.
35:10People like you are a snake and a scorpion.
35:13He is saying a snake is a sin.
35:16He doesn't even have a son.
35:18I will get you a son too.
35:23Next.
35:24Greetings.
35:25Greetings.
35:26My name is Lareb.
35:27Yes, Lareb.
35:28I will say a couplet.
35:29Yes, Lareb, go ahead.
35:31He had a destination and a path.
35:34Wow.
35:34I was alone and he had a caravan.
35:37Wow.
35:37He wanted to walk together and he decided to change his path.
35:42Wow.
35:43The heart asks why are you alone today?
35:46People were his, was God his too?
35:48Wow.
35:49Very good.
35:50Very good.
35:52But when everything is his, he has to stay alone.
35:55The thing is, if everything was his,
36:00remember one thing, we have been hearing this since childhood.
36:03Yes.
36:03But it is true that God is with everyone.
36:07Of course.
36:08But there is a difference.
36:11I would like to make a request.
36:13If you don't know that you are in a war
36:18and you have a powerful weapon in your car.
36:22If you don't know this
36:23and you get down, you are dead.
36:26Of course.
36:26And if you know that you have a weapon,
36:30you can win the biggest war.
36:31Of course.
36:32Similarly, God is with everyone.
36:36But if a victim realises that God is with him
36:42and he takes out his weapon,
36:44then there is no place for him to hide.
36:47Wow.
36:48Very good.
36:49Very good.
36:49Next.
36:50Very good.
36:52Goga, tell me, does the shopkeeper deliberately give you this colour?
36:55No, actually, he gave it to his customers.
36:58I was thinking the same when I saw my work.
37:02I thought it was a uniform.
37:04Sir, you have proved it.
37:05It is a routine fashion. I do it.
37:07Goga, you are getting this colour.
37:10Yes.
37:11You are getting this colour.
37:11If you stand with your collar up..
37:13This colour can get into your mouth too.
37:16Okay, next.
37:17Greetings. My name is Tameen.
37:19What does Tameen mean?
37:20She is a security guard.
37:22Wow. Very good.
37:23I will dedicate this song to Ms. Malaika.
37:25Wow.
37:27God is with you.
37:28You are not under anyone's pressure.
37:30No.
37:31Right now, your family is missing.
37:35Okay, you can dedicate this song to them.
37:38Yes.
37:38Yes, please.
37:39When I see you, I feel at ease.
37:42All my sorrows disappear.
37:47I pray that I get over it as soon as I see you.
37:54Wow.
37:54I don't want to thank you.
37:56No matter how much I do, it will still be less.
38:01God has blessed me with your image.
38:07Wow.
38:09Wow.
38:12Thank you so much.
38:13Who is next?
38:14Greetings.
38:15Greetings.
38:15My name is Aiza and I would like to read poetry.
38:17My brother has written this.
38:19Your brother has written this?
38:19Yes.
38:20Yes, please.
38:21My words are becoming my destiny.
38:23Wow.
38:24All my dreams are becoming an expression.
38:26Wow.
38:27When I met you, I felt that I have become a king
38:31and the world has become a beggar.
38:32Wow.
38:32Wow.
38:34Wow.
38:37Very good.
38:37My sister, do you and your family know
38:39that your brother has failed in love?
38:43Azeem, tell me.
38:44Yes, sir.
38:45What do you think about Azaan?
38:47What is there in Azaan that can take it very far?
38:51Sir, it has many abilities.
38:53Yes.
38:53It is a capable man. He thinks well.
38:55Is it?
38:55He thinks well.
38:56But sometimes I want to stop him from doing it.
38:59Yes.
39:00But I have already stopped him from doing it.
39:01Wow.
39:02A father is praising his son.
39:05Very good.
39:06This is very good.
39:08Very good.
39:10Has Azaan ever given you a great challenge?
39:13Yes, it has.
39:13What?
39:14Sir, one day I was sitting and thinking.
39:16Yes.
39:16He came inside.
39:18Yes.
39:18He saw me and he was worried.
39:20He said, the more I am thinking, the more I can't do it.
39:27Okay, today we have Tahir Mehdi Qawal with us.
39:31And we have his supporters with us.
39:33And I would like to go to them and request them
39:36to give us a great Qawali that they have brought for us.
39:45Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
39:46We will meet you in the next show.
39:48Take good care of yourselves.
39:49Goodbye.