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00:00I have to go pick up my things.
00:07I'm sorry.
00:08Hi, how are you?
00:09I'm Beatriz Vega, and I wanted to announce that today I'm going to be doing a live broadcast
00:20to talk about how to overcome a rupture and the tools that can help us in these cases.
00:28I invite you to leave in the comments any questions you have about it.
00:33It's very interesting to see two girls from different generations debating about taboo topics.
00:38Popeye was a bastard.
00:40Absolutely.
00:41We agree on that, right?
00:42Yes.
00:43I'm glad.
00:44And not only because he wouldn't let us hit you, but because he wouldn't let us ask you for help.
00:49You didn't write romantic letters like that?
00:52Then come with me, Romeo, because we have a lot of work to do.
00:59I'll be waiting for you at six.
01:01Did he throw the trash at you?
01:03Yes.
01:04Just that?
01:05God, what a scare you gave me.
01:07What?
01:08You really don't care that your wife throws the tiles at your uncles?
01:12Not anymore, Elsa.
01:14Why don't we try to be a conventional couple again?
01:17We could try again.
01:19What's wrong with the lawyers?
01:21Either they can't, or they don't care about the case.
01:23I'm playing the future of my son.
01:25And the trial is in two days.
01:27I don't know what to do.
01:28Oh, I'm thinking of something that might be a little crazy, but...
01:33But it doesn't matter, I'm desperate.
01:35I know a lawyer.
01:36Who?
01:39Diego.
01:46What's up, John?
01:47How are you?
01:49What's up? Here with your letter.
01:51Very good, the reference of Lorca.
01:54Lorca and Pringatula, man.
01:56Yes.
02:00He doesn't even know who he is.
02:10This is my cell.
02:13Are you my partner?
02:15Yes, I think so.
02:17Hi, my name is Norberto.
02:19I'm John.
02:21Do you like role-playing games?
02:23Yes.
02:24Do you like the Orc-Dragon saga?
02:26Do you know it?
02:27I love it.
02:28Who are you?
02:29I'm Master.
02:30Hi.
02:31Do you think we could play a game?
02:33No, but we have plenty of time.
02:38Do you know why I'm here?
02:41No.
02:42Do you want me to tell you?
02:45I had a little problem with a friend I was playing with.
02:49A little problem in the game?
02:51The usual.
02:53He stole all my experience points.
02:55And of course, I had to burn his house.
02:58So you burned your friend's house?
03:00In the game, John.
03:01I burned it in the game.
03:09My colleague, Florent, had a giant medieval fortress.
03:12So I destroyed it as revenge.
03:14Sure, sure.
03:15You threw some archers at him, right?
03:17No, no, no.
03:18I sent him a level 12 dragon.
03:21Then he sent a horde of goblins to conquer my fortress,
03:24but he couldn't do it.
03:25It always happens to me with the goblins.
03:27I underestimate them and they end up winning the games.
03:29It's hard to manage, but he couldn't do it with me.
03:32Anyway, things got out of hand,
03:34and in the end I had to stab him with a knife.
03:37Very good.
03:38I always do this as a finale.
03:40A sharp dagger, right?
03:41Or an axe of dark orcs.
03:43So I have to say that I like to finish with the beauty.
03:46No.
03:47A ham knife from my mother.
03:50Here.
03:52In the chest.
03:57I'll tell you something, Jorg.
03:59The judges in Spain don't have any training in role.
04:03But don't worry, Florent will recover.
04:07That was just a warm-up he gave me.
04:10Can I come in?
04:20Yes.
04:50THE POLYAMOR
05:14We start the second episode of Conversexo,
05:17and today's topic is polyamory.
05:19Don't confuse it with having a boyfriend who's a cop.
05:22Oh my God.
05:23Anyway, polyamory is a non-monogamous relationship
05:26between two or more people,
05:28established in a consensual and responsible way.
05:30That's why it's very important to be mentally and emotionally prepared.
05:35Jesus Christ.
05:38Hey, hello.
05:41What's up?
05:42A stop for a coffee?
05:44Would you like some?
05:45Well, I see you're not commenting yet.
05:48You know you can participate at any time,
05:50from the chat.
05:51We're live.
05:52With the TV?
05:53Yes.
05:54Oh, that's great.
05:55Can I stay?
05:57I'm so excited.
05:58I've always liked what's on TV.
06:02Be quiet, okay?
06:04I'll say hi.
06:05Hi, Ale.
06:06You'll be seeing us.
06:07Your niece, your...
06:10And me, your sister.
06:12We love you so much.
06:13Angelita, it's not the time or the place.
06:16Angelita, she says.
06:17Since when do you call your mother that, girl?
06:24What are you talking about?
06:25We're talking about polyamory.
06:27Let's go back to the topic.
06:29Polyamory?
06:30Yes.
06:31No way.
06:32Let's see.
06:33No, polyamory is when,
06:35in a relationship between several people,
06:37there's consent from all of them.
06:40That's right.
06:41Whatever you say.
06:42But polyamory never brings anything good.
06:45Police, polyps, polyamory.
06:47As you can see,
06:48this humorous break
06:51reflects the thought
06:53that we should all avoid.
06:55Let's take a short break
06:57and we'll be right back.
07:00Mum.
07:01Please, Angelita, we're working.
07:04Let's see, we have to cheer up.
07:06You're not cheering up enough.
07:08Okay, I'll go back to the taxi.
07:10But you're not in a position
07:12to despise one of the few listeners you have.
07:16Aren't you?
07:20Let's go.
07:33Let's go.
07:34Let's go.
07:35Should I put it live again?
07:36Okay, but you have to apologize or something.
07:39I mean, this...
07:40No, no, why should we apologize
07:42if there were 48 people watching us?
07:4448?
07:45Alone?
07:46Well, look,
07:47we already knew that social media comments
07:49are difficult.
07:50Yeah, but 48 is very sad.
07:52Let's see, the important thing is
07:54that we have quality content
07:56and we're going to die with it, right?
07:58Yes.
07:59That's it?
08:00Who cares if it's 48 or 48,000?
08:02Let's see, man.
08:04The 48 are our loyal fans.
08:06They're all there with us,
08:08they don't know us or anything.
08:09That's true.
08:10Of course.
08:11That's true.
08:12Yes.
08:13Let's go with the 48.
08:14Come on.
08:15Come on.
08:16Let's go.
08:17That's smart.
08:18Okay, we're...
08:19You're...
08:20Well, after this little introduction,
08:22we want to see your first impressions,
08:25so let's read some of them.
08:30But one thing,
08:31we haven't entered yet,
08:32because I don't see anything.
08:33Yes, there are no comments.
08:35What?
08:36There are no comments.
08:38Ah!
08:39Your first comments are coming in.
08:41Let's see, for example,
08:43Mariló67 says,
08:44let the lady from the other day come back,
08:46she was very funny.
08:47She was very funny.
08:49Thank you, Mariló, for your message.
08:51I'm afraid it won't be possible at the moment,
08:53but you never know.
08:55Let's go with the next comment.
08:57Let's see.
08:58Raimundo Crack says,
09:00I would make a polyamorous trio of those.
09:04Let's see.
09:06Let's go with Marifran,
09:07who seems to be a pain in the ass.
09:10Rosy De Vera says,
09:12either the lady from the other day comes back,
09:14or I stop watching the show.
09:18There are some who don't know Marifran, right?
09:21There aren't.
09:28Let's see, John,
09:29what I need from you right now
09:30is for you to be calm, okay?
09:32Relax, rest well,
09:33tomorrow is an important day.
09:35I have a surprise for you.
09:36Your parents are here.
09:37Do you want to talk to them?
09:38Hi, son!
09:39Honey!
09:40What's up?
09:41You see what a great lawyer we found you?
09:43We've been thinking about you all the time, honey.
09:45And I've been thinking about you, mom, a lot.
09:47Really, a lot.
09:48How are you?
09:49How's it going in there?
09:51Are you okay?
09:53Well...
09:55What are you worried about?
09:57Yes, okay, look,
09:58I have bad news, okay?
10:03And that?
10:04I've put in a friend from Celta
10:06who's mad, okay?
10:07He has a mental disorder.
10:08He has something, okay?
10:09Because he's crazy.
10:10He's crazy.
10:11But I arrested him too.
10:13No, no,
10:14he was arrested in Madrid.
10:15Okay, and why is he in jail?
10:17Norberto is in jail because...
10:21he stabbed a friend of his
10:23playing a role-playing game.
10:24Okay?
10:25And tonight I have to play
10:26a role-playing game with him.
10:27Do you understand?
10:28Wait, wait, wait a minute.
10:29Are you sure about that?
10:30100% sure.
10:31He confessed it to me himself.
10:32Yeah, but you have to realize
10:33that all prisoners lie.
10:35They try to look worse than they are.
10:37Yes, listen to Diego,
10:38that's true.
10:39They try to impress
10:40and scare, that's it.
10:41Right, son?
10:42Look, I'm going to ask the judge
10:44to transfer you to a low-risk module.
10:46Okay?
10:47The weird thing is
10:48that they put him in a jail
10:49with such dangerous prisoners.
10:51We're already on it, okay?
10:52John, don't worry.
10:56Hello?
10:57John!
10:58John!
11:01Fuck, did he do this again?
11:08Fuck, why does he always hang up?
11:10I don't understand.
11:11This is torture, Diego.
11:13This is fucking torture.
11:14I'm really sorry for the others.
11:16What I need is to know
11:17that he's going to be okay,
11:18that he's protected,
11:19that nothing's going to happen to him.
11:20He's going to be okay.
11:22Do you want to see him?
11:23Now?
11:24Can we?
11:26I don't know.
11:27Do you have anything better to do?
11:28Only one can come, that's for sure.
11:30No, no, I'm coming with you.
11:32Yes?
11:33Yes, yes, yes.
11:34But do you think we'll be able to see him?
11:35Trust me.
11:37Let's go.
11:39I'm going with him.
11:40I'm telling you.
11:41Give him a kiss.
11:42Calm down.
11:43Fuck.
11:51I'm not going back.
11:52I just said it.
11:53I'm not going back.
11:54No, I can't believe it.
11:55Forgive me, forgive me.
11:56Forgive me.
11:57I'm really sorry.
11:58I'd help you get up,
11:59but for whatever reason,
12:00it's a bit complicated.
12:01This hasn't been a revenge
12:03for what happened before,
12:04even if it looks like it,
12:05isn't it?
12:06It's my fault.
12:07I have to learn to be careful on the street.
12:08Well, your phone's ringing.
12:09If you want, I can...
12:11I think the phone is the least of it.
12:14Fuck.
12:16Fuck, fuck.
12:17I'm really sorry.
12:18I'll pay you.
12:19No, it's my fault.
12:20I can't.
12:21I'm distracted.
12:22No, no, no.
12:23It's normal to get distracted
12:24when you're talking to someone important.
12:25It's normal.
12:28Fuck.
12:30Are you okay?
12:41Look.
12:42What happened?
12:43I feel...
12:46How are you?
12:47Good, good, good.
12:48Don't worry, I'm fine.
12:49If nothing happened,
12:50everything's fine, okay?
12:51Everything's fine.
12:53It's a new environment, isn't it?
12:54Look at this prison.
12:55How romantic.
12:56Everything's fine.
12:57What's wrong?
12:58Are you in love?
12:59All this is for me.
13:00For you.
13:01Yes, yes.
13:02Now I'm an idol here.
13:03I mean,
13:04they ask me to write love letters
13:05to all the prisoners.
13:06They call me Romeo.
13:07Romeo?
13:08I swear, I swear.
13:09I'm an idol here.
13:10Let's see, the important thing.
13:11You're here because of Norberto, right?
13:12Yes.
13:13Okay.
13:14What, what?
13:15Are there any news?
13:16There are news.
13:17Okay.
13:18I've managed to get him transferred to the cell.
13:19To him?
13:20Yes.
13:21Tomorrow morning,
13:22a low-risk module...
13:23I'm sorry,
13:24but we haven't managed to do it.
13:25The judge hasn't agreed to that,
13:26but he does agree to change him from the cell to him.
13:29Okay, okay, that's it?
13:30Tomorrow morning,
13:31they've moved him.
13:33No, tomorrow morning, not today.
13:35Things in prison take their time.
13:37You know that the schedules here are very strict
13:39and the transfers are done at 9 in the morning.
13:41But I have a role play today.
13:43I'm not going to wake up, damn it.
13:45If I give him a prosthetic,
13:46he's going to stab me in the face.
13:47Don't worry, listen to me.
13:49I've managed to keep the cell under surveillance.
13:51You're going to be under surveillance all night.
13:53Nothing's going to happen to you.
13:54Look, I have an idea.
13:55What you can do is,
13:57when you get there,
13:58instead of being in your cell,
13:59you can have a detail.
14:00You can give him a present,
14:01you can be his friend.
14:05Norberto already had a friend.
14:07And you know what happened to him?
14:08He stabbed him.
14:10He tried to kill him to do that.
14:12Okay, don't be his friend.
14:13Don't be his friend.
14:14Don't make that gesture, damn it.
14:15Come here.
14:16He's right.
14:18It can't be, Diego, damn it.
14:19It can't be.
14:20I can't spend more time with this guy.
14:22Okay.
14:24The only thing I can think of,
14:25and I shouldn't tell you this,
14:27because I'm your lawyer,
14:29would you like to spend the night in the infirmary?
14:36Is it okay in the infirmary?
14:38In the infirmary, you're going to be careful,
14:39watched, everything's fine.
14:40Okay, yes, of course.
14:41Perfect.
14:42Perfect.
14:43You just have to lie.
14:44When you get to the cell,
14:45pretend your head hurts.
14:46Let him, let him.
14:47Pretend.
14:48No, let him.
14:49He doesn't know how to lie.
14:50He doesn't know how to lie.
14:51He doesn't know how to lie.
14:52He doesn't know how to lie.
14:53Everyone knows how to lie.
14:54I don't know how to lie.
14:55I don't know how to lie, damn it.
14:56Not at all.
14:57I can't get it.
14:58I start shaking and I don't know how to lie.
15:00I'm starting to sweat just from imagining it.
15:02Damn it, I can't lie.
15:04There has to be another solution.
15:05Damn it.
15:06It's killing me.
15:07Well, go to the infirmary.
15:09Of course.
15:10You can't think of this.
15:12Stop, stop, stop.
15:13Stop, stop.
15:16Maybe it's crazy, okay?
15:18But...
15:19What if I go there with a...
15:23Eh?
15:24Eh?
15:25I give myself a blow, a cut,
15:26I pretend I have an injury,
15:28a little blood,
15:29I say I'm dizzy
15:30and they keep me there all night,
15:31in observation.
15:34That's fine,
15:35but...
15:36I'm not going to tell you
15:37that you injure yourself.
15:39It's like that.
15:43But it's a small cut and that's it.
15:45Small, very small.
15:46Well, not so small,
15:47otherwise they won't take you to the infirmary.
15:49Yes, Dad, Dad, please.
15:51Be very careful, John.
15:52Please.
15:57How's your brother?
15:59Well, apparently,
16:00he has a new cellmate,
16:01who is obviously a criminal.
16:03Oh, God.
16:04Yes, yes.
16:05But hey, we're in the trial
16:06and my parents trust Diego a lot.
16:08Yeah, let's see,
16:09if Diego has a good thing,
16:10it's that he's the best lawyer in Spain.
16:11Yes, yes, he's going to try
16:12to change his cellmate this afternoon,
16:13so it's good.
16:14But really,
16:15he doesn't deserve this.
16:16What's happening to him?
16:17No, no, no, he doesn't deserve it.
16:18He's a kid.
16:19Oh, look, isn't this Aira?
16:20Yes.
16:21Hi.
16:22Hi, girls.
16:23How are you?
16:24How are you?
16:25Did you hear about the podcast?
16:26Yes, yes, well, I loved it.
16:27What podcast?
16:28Sara, honey,
16:29you always want to get into everything.
16:30Well, girls, bye.
16:31Bye.
16:32See you later.
16:33How big the brother is, right?
16:34Yes.
16:39Oh, hello, Enrique.
16:40Hi, girls, how are you?
16:41What do I put on?
16:42The usual.
16:45Hey, what podcast?
16:46Well, nothing,
16:47a podcast about real people.
16:48Real people?
16:49Yes.
16:50Oh, about Maribela,
16:51about the kiosk,
16:52the one she likes to talk about
16:53that you don't see.
16:54No, no, no,
16:55it's about sex.
16:56About sex?
16:57Yes, yes.
16:58And who does it?
16:59Desivea.
17:00I can't believe it.
17:01Yes.
17:02And what's it called?
17:03It's called Conversexo.
17:04Let's see.
17:05Oh, look, yes,
17:06I have it here, yes.
17:07And do you know who else?
17:08Who else?
17:09Marifrana, incredible.
17:10I can't believe it.
17:11Well, Marifrana
17:13She always did the best.
17:14And then she came to the last episode
17:16and, at the last episode,
17:17she fucked him up.
17:18So, in the second episode
17:19she wasn't there
17:20and everyone was asking her to fuck him up.
17:21And then, at the end,
17:22that thing joined three generations,
17:23that's great.
17:24Really.
17:25Hey, that's great,
17:26I'll listen to it when I get home.
17:27Yes.
17:28Oh, Marifrana.
17:29Yes?
17:30An absolute fan of your podcast.
17:31Oh, no kidding?
17:32Really?
17:33Yes.
17:34Well,
17:35this was something that was good for me to come
17:36by chance,
17:37because the stars are them, huh?
17:38No, but think about it
17:39in a serious way,
17:40in a professional way,
17:41Well, me too. You're so cute. I came here a lot.
17:43Thank you so much. You've made me so happy.
17:46Bye.
17:49We've already done the day for the woman.
17:53It doesn't help that one day he's telling me
17:55that we need time,
17:56and the next day that I get dirty with him again.
17:59I see.
18:00But have you been like this for a long time, or...?
18:02Well, it's not the first time.
18:04Of course. But do you know what you want now?
18:08No, nothing at all, of course.
18:10I guess it's not going to be easy, is it?
18:14No, not really.
18:16Have you been... Well, have you been together a lot?
18:19A lot.
18:21He's great, and I like him.
18:23I mean, you don't get me wrong, but...
18:26I feel like it's time to turn the page,
18:28because I'm still young, right?
18:32Tell me yes or I'll kill you.
18:34Yes, yes, of course. You're super young.
18:37No, but...
18:38I don't know, I have the opportunity to meet new people,
18:43and sometimes you have to shut the door to open another one.
18:47Yes.
18:49I feel like I'm running you over.
18:52Why? I'm being very annoying.
18:54No, what are you saying? No, no, no.
18:56In fact, I'm loving the conversation,
18:58and it's helping me a lot, because...
19:00Fuck, I mean,
19:01I've also been a bit stuck for a while, right?
19:04I'm so old.
19:05Besides...
19:08Hey, would you like to have coffee?
19:10I've been told about a place on the outskirts
19:12that's pretty good.
19:14Er...
19:16I mean, now?
19:17Well, my phone's broken. I have nothing better to do.
19:20I see.
19:21Er...
19:23Well, I'd love to, really, but you know what?
19:26Well, we don't have an elevator at home.
19:28I have to help my uncle get on the stairs.
19:30Yes, yes, no, no. Another time, then.
19:33Er... Yes.
19:34Yes. Of course.
19:35Don't worry.
19:36You'll keep the pipes.
19:37No, no, really. Yes, I'll give them to you.
19:40So you learn Spanish customs.
19:43Bye.
19:59Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco.
20:00Tell me, tell me.
20:03What happened?
20:04What happened at the hotel with Elsa?
20:06Well, it was...
20:08It was what we needed, man.
20:10A sincere conversation between adults.
20:13No hot baths.
20:14Okay, okay.
20:15I mean, the pee-pee thing was fine, but...
20:18What about the other thing?
20:19The other thing?
20:22I don't want to lie to you, Arturo.
20:23The other thing was...
20:27Spectacular.
20:28Po-cho-r-no-sa.
20:33That's how my night with Paco went.
20:35Do you remember how I met Elsa?
20:38Of course, of course.
20:39At the hotel you were working at,
20:41at the lift, right?
20:42Yes, I was at a concert, man,
20:44and I saw her in the audience.
20:46Wow, I fell for her right away, man.
20:48And then, at that moment,
20:50I decided to sing her
20:51the most romantic song in my repertoire.
20:54No.
20:55Angel de Miel?
20:57Angel de Miel, man.
20:59And I fell in love with her at that moment.
21:02I'm not surprised, Paco.
21:03I'm remembering it now, and look,
21:05my hair is like scorpions.
21:06Well, yesterday I had an idea, man.
21:09I said,
21:11I'm going to sing her the same song.
21:13The same song.
21:15He sang the same damn song
21:1730 years ago.
21:19Wow.
21:22And it's okay that he was funny at the time,
21:24but Paco has never really sung,
21:27and he's lost his voice over the years.
21:30Imagine how it was for you.
21:33It was a beautiful moment, man.
21:35Beautiful.
21:37At the hotel, they must have thought
21:38we were mistreating Gato.
21:41You know what's best?
21:42I think it's the first moment of many.
21:44Really?
21:46A horror.
21:47I see her better and better in the village, man.
21:49I don't know how you can live in this village.
21:51Yesterday, man,
21:52the magic returned to my marriage.
21:54Don't drown yourself.
21:56I felt a passion,
21:58a connection that I hadn't felt in a long time.
22:02I hadn't felt such a big emptiness in a long time.
22:08It's as if a spark of life had disappeared.
22:17Man, Mabela, how are you?
22:20What can I get you?
22:21A coffee, to go.
22:23Very well, but if you don't mind,
22:24Arturo will get it for you, I have to go tend the terrace.
22:27Look, you know what? It's very late.
22:30I'm in a hurry. Leave it.
22:31It's okay. No, no, no. I'll get a...
22:33No. Really.
22:34Don't worry. Arturo will get it for you in a second.
22:36Right?
22:37Yes, yes.
22:38Besides, you don't know how well he makes coffee.
22:40We've improved the way he handles the coffee maker.
22:44What do you want it for? To take?
22:46Yes.
22:51Okay.
22:54How are things going?
22:56What do you think?
22:58Bad.
22:59Very bad.
23:00They're crucifying me with the Ecuador issue.
23:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:03This is...
23:04This is how it is.
23:05And this town hall is a jungle.
23:06Yeah, I know.
23:08But I didn't expect them to devour me so soon.
23:10At least not because of...
23:11Because of me.
23:12Yes, yes.
23:13You can say that.
23:14Don't worry.
23:16Yes.
23:17Yes.
23:18Mmm.
23:19Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
23:20Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
23:21Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
23:22Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
23:23Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
23:24Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
23:25It's taking a while, but it looks really good.
23:27Mmm-hmm.
23:33Bea, what do we do now?
23:35I don't know. I'm...
23:36I don't know what to do.
23:37Me neither.
23:38But we have to decide now, because...
23:40Oh, come on.
23:41Hit the button and we'll start. Come on.
23:43Shall we?
23:44Of course.
23:45Come on.
23:47That's it.
23:49We're live.
23:50Well, we're starting another edition of Conversexo.
23:54And since we love to hear your messages so much,
23:58we've had an internal debate and we've decided...
24:00Oh, please.
24:01A little bit of video, that's it.
24:03Hello, dears.
24:04You have me here.
24:05You've missed me, haven't you?
24:07Well, just so you know, I've got a super surprise for you.
24:11We're going to have, whatever you call it,
24:14a wonderful trip to a heavenly place.
24:17Wow.
24:18I'm the one who's surprised.
24:20I didn't know anything.
24:21Of course, if not, it wouldn't have been a surprise.
24:25Well, this trip is to my farm.
24:30Woo-hoo!
24:31It's wonderful.
24:32And so, well, I can give you a little bit of performance,
24:35because apart from the tomatoes and medicinal herbs,
24:37I don't need anything else.
24:38Marifran, but, I mean...
24:40If no one comes to pick up the prizes...
24:42But there are people who do come to pick up the prizes.
24:45Yes.
24:46What sound is that?
24:47People, people who want to participate, of course.
24:50I knew it.
24:53Oh, we're getting a call.
24:54Come on.
24:56Hello, who are we talking to?
24:58Hello, yes, hello, I'm Scorpio.
25:02Hello, Scorpio.
25:03Tell us.
25:04Yes, I was calling because...
25:07Let's see, it's not that I need help,
25:09much less, but in these cases,
25:12you always have to ask for a second opinion.
25:14Okay, go ahead.
25:15Okay, let's see.
25:16The problem...
25:17The problem is with a friend who, well,
25:20he's been caught by a woman who, well,
25:23he's rejected her.
25:24Well, unrequited love is a classic.
25:27I think we've all been there before.
25:29Sure, and the problem is that this woman also has...
25:34has a little problem and this friend of mine doesn't know
25:37if he has to help her or not.
25:39And why did he reject her?
25:41He rejected her and, in addition to rejecting her,
25:44he called her a whore.
25:46It's just that it's a situation...
25:48Well, it's a fucking situation, Scorpio.
25:51Why would we tell you anything else?
25:52Marifran, we're going to...
25:55It's not a problem, sorry.
25:56It's just that a fucking situation doesn't mean
25:58that you don't have a solution, huh?
26:01Really?
26:02Let's see, write it down.
26:03Tell your friend that this is what he has to do.
26:06First, he has to help that woman
26:08because not only is he going to be a fucking grudge,
26:12but he's going to be a drag for the rest of his life.
26:14But drag, drag, drag.
26:16We hope we have been of great help to your friend Scorpio
26:20and we thank you very much for your call.
26:22Just a moment, just a moment before I say goodbye,
26:25I wanted to publicly thank
26:28the person who made this show possible.
26:31This show is made thanks to you
26:34and you put a lot of hope in it.
26:36We also put a lot of hope in it.
26:38No, no, I was referring to...
26:42to the former mayor, Arturo Pérez Sañudo,
26:45who is the one who made this possible.
26:50Why? Because he put fiber optics in the town
26:53and that's why a show like this can be broadcast.
26:55Okay, Scorpio, we'll say goodbye to you, huh?
26:58A hug.
26:59See you later.
27:00Hello?
27:02He hung up.
27:03Okay.
27:04Okay, next call.
27:05Hello, how are you? Who is this?
27:08Hello, hello, how are you?
27:11My name is Jiménez.
27:14Ah, hello, Jiménez, how are you?
27:16What's wrong? Tell me.
27:17Yes, well, Vera,
27:20it turns out that I got married recently
27:23and, well, we're going to be parents.
27:25Oh, congratulations.
27:27Thank you, thank you, yes, yes.
27:29The thing is, I'm worried that this will make our sexual life,
27:33you know, that it will be resettled.
27:36Well, my wife and I, with the arrival of the babies,
27:41we kind of lose our motivation.
27:43Yeah.
27:44Well, it's clear that you are facing a very important change
27:47that doesn't necessarily involve a loss of motivation.
27:50Let's see, wait a minute, I have an incoming call.
27:53Well, Marifran, we're live with a listener.
27:56If you want to go outside and...
27:58Sorry, but I think this call has to do with Jiménez.
28:01I'll put it on.
28:03Let's see, please, who are we talking to?
28:05Again? Menchu, Marifran, it's Menchu.
28:08Hi, Menchu, how are you? Tell us.
28:11Well, let's see, I want to make it very clear, Martínez,
28:14that our sexual life will continue to be just as spicy or more.
28:17Don't call me Martínez, Menchu, I'm Jiménez, I'm Jiménez.
28:21Please, I don't care, Martínez or Jiménez,
28:24I don't care, I don't care.
28:25For me, you are who you are,
28:27and the other way around, what's going to happen is what's going to happen.
28:31Jiménez, are you more relaxed with this?
28:34Relaxed? He's going to be relaxed
28:37as soon as he comes in through the door with the kick I'm going to give him.
28:40Not even the Cirque du Soleil, acrobat.
28:42Menchu, Menchu, for God's sake, don't tell me these things in public,
28:45I'm getting red.
28:47Please, open your mind and enjoy what people enjoy in life.
28:51You're going to end up redder tonight after the kick I'm going to give you.
28:54And after listening to you with that Turkish soap opera taste.
28:58Come on, I'm going out.
29:00Well, Martí... Jiménez,
29:02I hope our help has been useful to you.
29:06And thank you very much for participating.
29:09Yes, thank you very much. And goodbye, little chick.
29:13Well, after this last consultation,
29:16we say goodbye to Bersexo until the next live show.
29:20See you later.
29:21We're out.
29:22Oh my God.
29:23Oh my God.
29:25The little chick.
29:26Oh my God.
29:27How are you? 48?
29:28How did it go this time?
29:29Where are we going?
29:31Wow, 5,000 people.
29:33Really?
29:35Yes.
29:36What do you mean 5,000?
29:37Yes, 5,000.
29:385,000?
29:39Okay, it's because Nayara has joined us.
29:41No.
29:42The singer?
29:43What are you telling me?
29:44Of course.
29:46So, what's going on? Are we already Tendytropic?
29:48Let's see, she already has half a million followers,
29:50so we're up there.
29:52That's it.
29:53That's it.
29:54That's great.
29:55We're viral.
29:56I can't believe it.
29:57I can't believe it, 5,000.
29:59Yes, yes, here in an earthquake.
30:01Well, well.
30:02That's intense.
30:03Tell me, how's the trial with John?
30:06Well, it's a little like that, but...
30:08but okay.
30:09Fuck, really, he doesn't deserve it.
30:11If there's someone who doesn't deserve this, it's my nephew.
30:13Sure.
30:14He's better.
30:15At least we've already managed to change the psychopath
30:18that's in the cell.
30:19Really?
30:21Yes, yes, yes.
30:22Silvia told me, thank you very much.
30:23No, no, no.
30:25It was the first thing we had to do.
30:27Tomorrow morning they take him and...
30:28and Sado will have to put up with it tonight.
30:30He's brave.
30:32He'll make it.
30:36I'm really glad you're here.
30:38Really?
30:39Well, yes.
30:41Yes.
30:42Fuck, that you left everything,
30:43that you came so quickly from Santander,
30:45that you took care of John.
30:47I mean, he's saved our lives, literally.
30:49Come on.
30:50Yes, I don't know how to thank you, really.
30:53I don't know either.
30:54If something happens to me...
30:55Yes.
30:56Yes.
30:58We could meet for dinner one of these days
31:00that I'm going to be here.
31:01We can have a drink, I don't know, go for a walk.
31:04Ask for the room service.
31:07The usual.
31:09Ah.
31:10I have a lot to tell you.
31:12But my sister is calling me.
31:14I don't know, it's urgent.
31:15I'm sorry.
31:16Don't worry.
31:17Silvia!
31:25Do you like Aunt Marta or what?
31:27I don't know.
31:31Why do you ask that?
31:32It's for you.
31:33Oh, yeah?
31:34To save you time.
31:38Because nothing's going to happen between you two.
31:43What's your name?
31:44Pablo.
31:45Pablo.
31:46Look, Pablo,
31:47Marta and I have known each other for a long time.
31:50A lot of things have happened between us.
31:52But now she's with me.
31:54She's with you.
31:56What am I doing arguing with a kid?
31:59It doesn't make sense.
32:01Sorry if I was bothering you.
32:02Pablo, what are you doing here?
32:04I've been looking for you. You can't leave like that.
32:06Are you the father?
32:07I'm his father, yes, Jorge.
32:09And you are?
32:10Uh, sorry, he's Diego.
32:13Remember I told you about him?
32:14Diego, the one in charge of John,
32:16of John's house.
32:18Nice to meet you.
32:20We're staying to go to the park.
32:21Great.
32:22But you're not invited.
32:24Hey, Pablo.
32:25Pablo, yes.
32:26You have to be polite with people, okay?
32:28We're in a moment where we're letting everyone go without filters.
32:30Of course.
32:31Don't worry.
32:32Hey, why don't you leave?
32:34I'll catch up to you.
32:35Let's go that way.
32:36Let's go.
32:38Bye, Pablo.
32:39Bye.
32:45So you and...
32:47Jorge.
32:48Jorge.
32:49Yes.
32:50You're...
32:52Yes, it was a surprise, really.
32:53Are you okay?
32:54Very well.
32:56With him and the kid.
32:57I love him.
32:58You're right about the kid, in the end.
33:00What?
33:01Nothing.
33:04I'm glad to see you happy.
33:05Thank you very much.
33:08Fuck, I'm so sorry, I didn't get it.
33:10No, don't worry, it's nothing.
33:13But, I mean, I appreciate...
33:17that you came here.
33:19Thank you very much.
33:20And...
33:21It's okay, see you tomorrow at the trial.
33:24Yes.
33:25Yes.
33:26I'm going with them, I don't want to keep you waiting.
33:28We can have dinner whenever you want.
33:29We can have dinner.
33:30Okay.
33:31I want to tell you a lot of things, and you too.
33:34Deal.
33:35See you tomorrow.
33:40Can you give me a little more of this?
33:52Let's see, Martínez, it's not like that.
33:55I haven't done anything wrong.
33:57I don't know.
33:58No, I think we have to talk about sexual freedom.
34:01I haven't put it on sale, it's a thing, I don't know.
34:05No, let me talk, let's do something.
34:07Send me a photo.
34:09A photo? No, a photo, you know what photo.
34:11Come on.
34:13I'll put it there, all of a sudden...
34:15Come on, send it.
34:16Excuse me.
34:18Excuse me.
34:19It's interrupted.
34:21It's interrupted, but it's my fault,
34:22because I thought you were alone at home.
34:24I was on WhatsApp with Martínez, but I hung up without anesthesia.
34:27Come on.
34:28It's okay, it's okay.
34:29I'm going to take advantage of your presence,
34:31to ask you for some advice, is that okay?
34:32It's okay.
34:34Come on, there's no problem for me, that's why we're here, yes, of course.
34:37Thank you, thank you.
34:38Shall we sit down?
34:39Yes.
34:41Good.
34:42You see, it's just that...
34:44Do you know about the money, the trial, the new commandment?
34:48Yes, yes.
34:49Ah, well, I don't know what to do with that money yet.
34:52Let's see, Blanca, I don't know,
34:54can I tell you what I think, then?
34:56Please, please.
34:57Well, flow with life, I don't know, rest, take a break,
35:01a break, go do a brunch in the morning,
35:03a godfather massage, a pilates class on the machine,
35:06what has been a break in life, to be relaxed, open.
35:09I'm not a break or a brunch, no, it's not my thing.
35:11Well, come on, a lot of people would like to be in your place, come on.
35:14I see.
35:15But I have to be very active, you know, without stopping.
35:18Come on, I'll stop and calm down.
35:19Wow, well, there must be a lot of things in the Lord's vineyard, I don't know.
35:23Yes, and all these years I've been traveling from one country to another,
35:25you know, without stopping, looking for what I need so much and...
35:29And what? And looking for what? Sorry.
35:33Well, look, finding a place where I feel at home.
35:36Yes.
35:37And there is something that I think I have already found,
35:39which is Vera,
35:40that I might want to start here, you know?
35:43And invest, invest here, it could be.
35:45Do you know who you're reminding me of?
35:47No.
35:48Doña Rita.
35:49Come on.
35:50Doña Rita, my lady, your sister, come on, yes.
35:52Yes, yes, yes, I was looking at you and I say, the same energy.
35:56The same energy, two women with two ovaries,
35:59empowered there, with worries,
36:01that don't fit, that tickle, tickle, tickle.
36:04Yes, yes, yes.
36:05Well, hey, you're helping me, huh?
36:06Oh yeah? Am I helping you?
36:07You're helping me, come on, you've helped me.
36:09Well, I haven't done much, huh?
36:10Yes, you have, because you just gave me an idea.
36:12Oh yeah?
36:13Yes.
36:14I'm going to invest with Rita.
36:16Man, no.
36:17Yes, of course.
36:18I didn't give you that idea.
36:19No, of course.
36:20You invented that idea, I'm sorry.
36:22You just gave it to me, you lit the spark.
36:24No, I didn't light the spark, you lit the spark.
36:27I'm going to tell him.
36:28Thank you very much.
36:29Be careful with the SN.
36:30A SN.
36:32My God.
36:34This was going to be a mess, and I won't be the one to blame.
36:40Hey, John.
36:42You're not avoiding me.
36:43Norberto, no, no, no.
36:44You're avoiding me.
36:45No, no, no, no.
36:47I'm not avoiding you, Norberto.
36:48You seem like a wonderful partner to me, don't you?
36:51Really?
36:52Yes.
36:53Fuck.
36:55I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.
36:56It's just that...
36:57these are the bad ideas that sometimes get into my head, you know?
37:00It happens to you?
37:01Yes, yes, yes.
37:02Hey, we have a game tonight, remember?
37:04Absolutely, I'm really looking forward to it.
37:06I'll wait for you in the cell,
37:07I still have to finish preparing it.
37:10Something tells me that tonight...
37:12I'm going to slaughter you.
37:16Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
37:34Don't be afraid.
37:46Come on, come on.
38:05Ugly.
38:08You look like a cucumber.
38:10You're a cucumber.
38:13And a fag.
38:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
38:20Vulcan, Vulcan, Vulcan, man.
38:22Calm down.
38:23Look at the boy, he's a little disoriented.
38:31What do you want, Romeo?
38:32Do you want me to cut your mouth off or what?
38:34Fuck, I need to get rid of the madman in my cell.
38:37I'm serious.
38:38The new one?
38:39Yes, yes, yes.
38:40He looks like a plushie.
38:41No, no, he doesn't look like it, but he's not, he's crazy.
38:43Fuck, if I sleep with him tonight, I swear he'll kill me.
38:46I won't wake up.
38:47We'll cut a few fingers and that's it.
38:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
38:49Stop, stop, stop, stop.
38:50Okay?
38:52Stop.
38:53No, that's why you're looking for a fight, right?
38:55Come on, man.
38:56You wanted Vulcan to give you a couple of beatings
38:58and end up in the infirmary, didn't you?
39:00Yes, yes.
39:01Fuck, because you could hit me a little.
39:04No, no, you, you, no.
39:05If you give me a beating...
39:07No, nothing, a blow of...
39:08Stop, stop, stop.
39:09There's another way to end up in the infirmary
39:11without getting your mouth blown.
39:13Which one? Tell me which one, please.
39:15Antuña, Antuña, I know you.
39:17What's this, what's this?
39:18That's an extra strong laxative from the brand of the house.
39:21For cases like yours.
39:22Okay, if I need to shit, I swear I don't need any more help.
39:25I'm telling you, I'm shitting, fuck.
39:27Listen, you take the laxative and wait for it to work.
39:31The point is to make the doctor believe
39:33that you have gastroenteritis.
39:35That way, he'll separate you from the rest
39:37and you'll end up in the infirmary.
39:39Fuck, very good.
39:40Did you like it?
39:41It's very good, huh?
39:43Of course.
39:44That's it, that's it.
39:45It's solved.
39:46What are you doing?
39:47What are you doing?
39:48What am I doing, taking a laxative?
39:49You told me.
39:51A couple of drops was enough.
39:52Go to the infirmary, you're not coming.
39:54Shut up, shut up.
39:55You're taking the piss, aren't you?
39:56Five.
39:57Stop, please.
39:58You're taking the piss.
39:59One.
40:00It's working, huh?
40:02Run.
40:03It's working.
40:04Run.
40:05You're going to have a shitty night.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:08It's been a while since I saw you laugh like that.
40:11Let's see.
40:13I can't stop laughing.
40:15It hurts.
40:22What do I do, turn on the alarm?
40:23Yes, right?
40:25At seven, for example, we have an hour.
40:28Yes.
40:30As if we weren't going to sleep.
40:31Yeah, but...
40:33Turn it on.
40:35That's it.
40:37I have...
40:39I have, I don't know,
40:4120 messages to answer.
40:43I can't do it now.
40:45It's on.
40:47But the hotel?
40:48Yes, but...
40:49But everything's fine?
40:50I don't care.
40:53Shall we sleep?
40:54What?
40:56That I love you.
40:59Everything's going to be fine.
41:01I swear.
41:03That's it.
41:08May I?
41:09What's going on?
41:11I went to Jona's room for a pyjama
41:13and I saw the console.
41:15And I don't know how to turn this on.
41:19I have no fucking idea.
41:22I've never...
41:23Come here.
41:24I've told you a thousand times,
41:26but I'm so bored with this machine.
41:31Come here.
41:32It doesn't work with the shitty console.
41:34What's going on?
41:37We'd be in trouble if we were listening to it.
41:40Listen to it.
41:51Well...
41:53Do you remember when he was little,
41:55when he lost the console?
41:57He was so angry,
41:58because he thought he'd been robbed by these little people.
42:01Little people.
42:03They're not little people.
42:04They're the little people in your story.
42:07They're super gifted beings.
42:08They're beings...
42:10and they're legends.
42:11What was that?
42:12It's...
42:13Well, it's the legend of Vera del Rey.
42:15Tell me a little bit about it.
42:17Let's see.
42:19Since ancient times...
42:21That's it.
42:22...there's been a legend in Vera del Rey
42:26that says that in Vera del Rey
42:30there are two parallel worlds.
42:36One is this world,
42:37the world we know,
42:39the world we see,
42:40the world we feel,
42:42in which all the things that happen to us happen.
42:45The world is this one, this room.
42:49But then there's that other world,
42:56a world that no one sees,
42:59but which is the one that makes sense to us.
43:04And thanks to that world and its inhabitants,
43:07we have this light,
43:10we have this voice,
43:12we have this look.
43:15The things that happen to us happen to us.
43:19We have the houses that we have.
43:25Thanks to that world and its inhabitants,
43:29ours is so beautiful.
43:38I ask that world
43:41to put an end to this nightmare.
43:54Come on, let's go to sleep.
43:56Or at least try.
43:59Okay.
44:01Let's go to sleep.
44:08Come on.
44:15I'm going to sleep.
44:16I'm going to sleep.
44:17It's true.
44:18I have a hole.
44:28Good morning.
44:29Are you drunk?
44:31I'm going to have a hangover, I guess.
44:33How can you have a hangover
44:34the day you have to defend our son Diego?
44:37Diego, are you in a position to defend John?
44:40He will be.
44:42This is it.
44:43Here, drink.
44:44This is a resurrection.
44:45This is something a classmate taught me.
44:48Yeah!
44:49Ha!
44:50Ha!
44:51Yeah!
44:52Done!
44:53That's the spirit.
44:54Let's get John out of here.
44:55Let's go.
44:56We're the queen of video podcasts.
44:59I think it's time to take advantage of this.
45:02Why don't you do the show with an audience
45:04and charge admission?
45:05I wanted to invest in Ron's trial, right?
45:08Mm-hm.
45:09Rita doesn't think so.
45:11She only thinks about the kings of the tango.
45:13You can do it alone or with partners.
45:15Do you know who has a place in the centre of the town?
45:21During this procedure,
45:22I will prove that any evidence that presents the accusation
45:25is false, non-existent, or simply manipulated.
45:29I will prove that...
45:33Diego.
45:34It's on the right side.
45:35It's appendicitis.
45:36We have to take him to hospital.
45:38There's a job that suits you like a glove.
45:40Where?
45:41In Ecuador.
45:42In exchange for what?
45:43This isn't free.
45:44How about tonight?
45:45We have a drink.
45:46I invite you.
45:47I'll tell you what's going on.
45:49How about doing the show in a professional way?
45:52With media, charging a salary.
45:54Really?
45:56You'd have to take them to Madrid, but it would be worth it, right?
45:59No, of course.
46:00I think it's wonderful.
46:01I'll talk to Bea and Marifran and see...
46:03No, don't tell Bea.
46:04What?
46:05It's not included in the offer.
46:07I'm interested in the generational gap.
46:09The trial is postponed until three weeks from now.
46:13We can't predict how long the lawyer will be out.
46:16Is there a way to avoid unnecessary suffering?
46:19There is.
46:20Bring a lawyer to defend him.
46:22Myself.
46:23But...
46:24But you're a lawyer.
46:25Yes, I am.
46:26I, Romagna, have a new lawyer.