陣内・バカリの最強ピンネタSP 2024年9月24日 おいでやす友近キンタロー＆バカリ絶賛!Ｒ-１王者の初漫談＆しんいち毒舌ネタで炎上？
陣内・バカリの最強ピンネタSP 2024年9月24日 おいでやす友近キンタロー＆バカリ絶賛!Ｒ-１王者の初漫談＆しんいち毒舌ネタで炎上？
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00:01Now, the most popular entertainer is going to reveal the best pin-up story!
00:07The top button is the best full-throttle!
00:09Oilius Oda!
00:13The other day, I happened to get a crazy thing at the antique shop.
00:18A time-stopper.
00:20A magical clock that can stop time.
00:23But when I got it, I was so scared that I couldn't do anything to prevent crime.
00:27I hated the small size of my own kimono.
00:31So, I used it for free.
00:35How would you like the cash register bag?
00:37Oh, you don't need it?
00:38Then, the total is 1,291 yen.
00:40It's electronic money.
00:41Then, please touch it.
00:43Here, please touch it.
00:47Oh, we don't accept that.
00:49This mark...
00:51Do you have electronic money?
00:52Please show it on the screen.
00:55Here, please show it on the screen.
01:06It's too late!
01:09It's too late!
01:11He didn't show anything!
01:14It took more time than the cash register!
01:17In addition, why didn't you find it when you came here?
01:22Why didn't you find it when you came here?
01:26Why didn't you find it when you came here?
01:31Oh, you don't need it?
01:32Then, the total is 1,291 yen.
01:351,000 yen.
01:37200 yen.
01:391, 2, 3, 4, 5.
01:4460 yen.
01:4531 yen.
01:472 5-yen coins.
01:4921 yen.
01:502 5-yen coins.
01:5111 yen left.
01:531, 2, 3, 4, 5.
02:01Even though there are so many coins,
02:04I can't see the line!
02:07I want to take all the waiting time of these people,
02:10but I can't see the line!
02:16Is it not enough?
02:18Oh, you don't need it?
02:19Then, which one?
02:20You don't need spinach, right?
02:22Then, I'll cancel the spinach.
02:24The total is 1,065 yen.
02:28How many times do I have to make this mistake?
02:31Even though there are so many coins,
02:32how many times do I have to make this mistake?
02:35I don't understand this mistake.
02:36In addition,
02:37an adult shouldn't make such a big mistake!
02:43It's troublesome!
02:44It's a bad thing!
02:48It's a bad thing!
02:53Then, I'll give you 1,065 yen.
02:57You said you don't need the cash bag.
03:00Do you need it?
03:01Then, I'll give you only the cash bag.
03:04I'll give you 3 yen.
03:06With electronic money.
03:15Electronic money!
03:17You did it just now!
03:20Do you have a bad learning ability?
03:25I gave you 3 yen, so I'll give you 3 yen.
03:28I'll give you 3 yen.
03:29I'll give you 3 yen.
03:31Here is the receipt.
03:33The point is...
03:35in front of the cash register...
03:37I can't put it on the cash register.
03:40In front of the cash register,
03:42you have to show the point card.
03:45I understand.
03:46If you bring the receipt next time,
03:48I'll give you the point for that.
03:51Do you want the point now?
03:54If you want to pay now,
03:55I'll cancel everything and start over again.
03:59Is that okay?
04:00Yes, yes, yes.
04:02Why?
04:05Why do you want to give me a point today?
04:09Do you want to die today?
04:11Do you want to die today?
04:13If you die, I'll give you a point!
04:16Do you want to die today?
04:19Do you want to die today?
04:24What?
04:30The winner is Oda Oideyasu.
04:33I can't help but laugh.
04:35I can't help but laugh.
04:36I can't help but laugh.
04:37I can't help but laugh.
04:39I can't help but laugh.
04:41I don't think I'm wasting time.
04:46Normally, you don't waste time.
04:47Normally, you don't waste time.
04:49I've just been collecting them.
04:51You've been collecting them.
04:52You've been working hard on your work.
04:54We don't have time to do this here.
04:58Yasuko has become a runner.
05:01That's right.
05:02Yuri has gone to the world.
05:05I'm going to pull Nagano's hair!
05:08She has a major break there.
05:11A new masterpiece.
05:13It's that kind of masterpiece.
05:16This year's R-1 Grand Prix champion,
05:19Machiura Pink!
05:22Hello! Nice to meet you!
05:25Nice to meet you!
05:27My name is Machiura Pink. Nice to meet you.
05:30Today, I have something I need to tell you all.
05:34I've been keeping it a secret for a long time,
05:36but it's a little hard to keep it a secret,
05:38so I'm going to say it.
05:40Actually, I...
05:43I'm a train.
05:49I think that's what you're going to say.
05:51You're going to say,
05:52what? What are you talking about?
05:54No, I think that's what you're going to say.
05:56But it's true.
05:58If you lie like this,
06:00you're going to be in trouble.
06:02I'm a train.
06:04It's true.
06:06The train you usually take.
06:09When I said this to people around me,
06:11they said,
06:12a train?
06:13You're mentally a train, right?
06:17That's what they said,
06:18but I'm actually a train.
06:21That's why I'm the first human-shaped train in the world!
06:27I don't expect everyone to believe me.
06:30Even if it's just one of us.
06:32Before I go to bed tonight,
06:33I want everyone to think,
06:36If you think about it, it's true!
06:40When I was 16 years old,
06:42a person who was really old told me,
06:44why don't you try being a train?
06:47But I said,
06:48I don't mind being a cup,
06:49I can do it.
06:50Just do it!
06:51I thought,
06:52a train is just a one-way train.
06:57I thought it was impossible.
06:59But I was worried.
07:00I was called in the spring,
07:02and I waited until autumn.
07:05I was determined to do it.
07:08So I became a train.
07:09And for more than 20 years,
07:11I've been running on a track called life,
07:14sometimes with a delay,
07:17I've been running with all my might.
07:19And I'm a train,
07:21because I'm a train.
07:24Of course, it's faster for me to run than for you to ride.
07:28You're slow.
07:29When I try to ride a train,
07:30I wonder if the train is the same speed as me.
07:32I realize that I'm a human-shaped train.
07:35And before I get on the train,
07:37I close the door.
07:39I do it, everyone!
07:41Even so,
07:42I continued to be a train.
07:44People who have listened to me so far and believe me.
07:47What the hell!
07:51You're so stubborn!
07:53Is your head different from a train?
07:58What should I do?
08:00It's not like you don't believe me at all.
08:05Can I see you running?
08:08I'm sure you'll be a train if you see it.
08:11Can I see you running?
08:12Excuse me.
08:13I'll run.
08:19People who say,
08:20I believe you.
08:21What the hell!
08:24You're so stubborn!
08:27Is your head different from a train?
08:31It's okay.
08:32I believe that you believe me.
08:34Let me tell you a story of higher rank.
08:38We,
08:39we, trains,
08:41love each other.
08:43We love each other like you do.
08:46When do you think we love each other?
08:49At midnight.
08:50Do you think we love each other in the car?
08:52No.
08:54I think you'll experience it when you're on the train.
08:57When the train passes by at an incredible speed,
08:59the window will open.
09:03That's the moment.
09:06At that moment, we love each other in an instant.
09:10People who say,
09:11I believe you.
09:12What the hell!
09:13What the hell!
09:21That was great.
09:22That was great.
09:23That was great.
09:26It's interesting that you accept things that are hard to believe.
09:31I know.
09:32I know.
09:33I know.
09:34When I see Pink,
09:36I'll think,
09:37was he on the train?
09:38No, no.
09:39Did he say that?
09:40He said that,
09:41so I believed him.
09:42Speaking of which,
09:44R-1 was interesting,
09:46but I like today's story more than R-1.
09:49The train story.
09:50It's more complete.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:52I'm sorry.
09:54You didn't want to see it, did you?
09:57It's a taste simulation.
10:01Next week
10:04A singer-performer,
10:06a comedian,
10:08Shinichi!
10:10Listen.
10:12I didn't want to say it.
10:17I didn't want to say it.
10:19I didn't want to say it.
10:22I didn't want to say it.
10:26I didn't want to say it.
10:32M-1 semi-finals.
10:33The comedian is having the most fun.
10:38It's not fun to watch baseball players drink.
10:44I didn't want to say it.
10:50I didn't want to say it.
10:57JP,
10:59when we go to eat yakiniku,
11:03you always wear Matsumoto's wig.
11:09I didn't want to say it.
11:13Kazushige Nagashima,
11:15he used to be a stupid talent,
11:20but now he's famous.
11:26Yoko Kumada,
11:28she's a lucky gravure.
11:32She's a quality that you'd never expect.
11:38I didn't want to say it,
11:42but Muro Tsuyoshi
11:45says that he thinks he's funny.
11:49That's what his friends say.
11:54In Breaking Down,
11:58the audition is more interesting than the game.
12:06I didn't want to say it.
12:11Koji Magic,
12:15he has the same smell as Hike Okimoto.
12:24Yadan, King of Contest,
12:29he's a young comedian who's never been on TV.
12:36I didn't want to say it.
12:42I didn't want to say it,
12:49but I can't find him.
12:54Kazuhara Rion and Yamamoto Masami.
13:01Thank you very much.
13:05That was Shinichi Bushi.
13:07He hasn't changed since high school,
13:09but his personal attacks have increased a lot.
13:13He said,
13:15don't say my personal name.
13:19He said it very clearly.
13:23He's very brave.
13:26He's starting to get angry.
13:29His friends say,
13:30only Muro Tsuyoshi said that.
13:33Why did you say that?
13:38Tsukuren no Ganmen Kyoki, Kintaro!
13:51What does that mean?
13:55I can't imagine it.
14:00Dragon, what do you do?
14:02Dragon, what do you do?
14:10I'm so happy.
14:16I'm so happy.
14:17I'm an idol.
14:18I'm a heroine.
14:19I'm Momo Inokura.
14:24I'm Russian,
14:26Momo Takanako.
14:27I'm married!
14:33Congratulations!
14:35I'm Mayunetsu.
14:39I came here because I wanted to celebrate.
14:43In this stressful society,
14:45everyone wants to hit someone.
14:49I want to apologize.
14:51Stop it!
14:54But,
14:55in a long married life,
14:57sometimes you need to apologize.
14:59I'll show you how to apologize.
15:02Please refer to it.
15:06First,
15:07I'll show you how to apologize.
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17:01Gonda say Marika deshita. Arigatou gozaimashita
17:14I'm my psyche. It's going to make in there. Oh, you didn't eat it. I can't get it
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17:54Need to be gaining a psyche open it'll be wrong
17:58Don't you cuz I know I said no he cannot see almost on that
18:05I know what I said
18:06What I said to all my tell me what they look back on me that I'm just gonna say I thought I'd probably come out of
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18:10I'm gonna meet it on this man. They don't hold on to me. They can't you got on this kid?
18:13I'm all got to know what I'm gonna make it on all I know
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19:14What are they musta Ayaka no concerto need to marry musta
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19:26Come on, you hold no chocolate. Oh my god. I know
19:29I don't want this kid. Don't want to talk to me. I guess you took it. I mean, that's your look
19:34Look to us. I'm I sure I'll come out there. So don't want this kid
19:37I don't know what I said. I don't know what I must go. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
19:40I don't know
19:45I guess you
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