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00:30What's energy?
00:31Energy?
00:32Oh, you mean energy.
00:33Energy.
00:34Got it.
00:35What?
00:36Energy and energy.
00:37You're just saying it incorrectly.
00:38In the app.
00:39How did I say it?
00:40Energy?
00:41That's a trash accent.
00:42No, 100%.
00:43Energy.
00:44We just did an episode of Twisted History.
00:45Shibboleths.
00:46Hey, the energy.
00:47I don't pronounce my T's on the end, like mint.
00:48I say mint.
00:49Is that mint ice cream?
00:50Say mint.
00:51Mint.
00:52Yeah.
00:53But now that I'm...
00:54That's disgusting.
00:55That's mint.
00:56I apologize.
00:57No, we did something on Twisted History where he basically just pitted me against Annie,
01:00where Annie had a nice East Coast elitist accent, but she pronounces everything perfectly.
01:04Elitist.
01:05And I just pronounce things like trash.
01:07And you mean, by elitist, you mean educated.
01:09Yes.
01:10Yes.
01:11College educated.
01:12By elitist, you mean had the proper parental guidance as a youth to form the correct sound
01:18video.
01:19100%.
01:20Educated, yeah.
01:21Cool.
01:22In a barnyard.
01:23Today's St. Ann's birthday.
01:24Shout out.
01:25Sorry for making fun of your accent, Phibbs.
01:26It's just...
01:27No, no, no.
01:28It was nauseous at first.
01:29I had to get out of the way.
01:30No, it's all right.
01:31Energy.
01:32I'm going to take off, guys.
01:33Well, let's get started.
01:36John Rich ate poop last night.
01:37Yes.
01:38So you...
01:39I...
01:40What?
01:41I didn't know who that was.
01:42Going through your mind.
01:43Number one, you guys bullied me.
01:44He's a stat queen.
01:45Yeah, we said, you got to do this first.
01:46I've never seen someone eat actual dog shit.
01:49So at one point, you just left your house and you're like, I'm going to go eat shit.
01:53No one prompted you to do this.
01:55You're just like, yeah, I got to do it.
01:56Honey, I'm going to go take a walk down to the store if you don't mind.
01:59That was my next question.
02:00You have a fiance in your house.
02:02Did she know you were going out to eat poop?
02:03Did she kiss you after?
02:04Yeah, well, okay, a few things.
02:05I'll address all those questions.
02:07It wasn't completely unprompted.
02:08On the rundown yesterday, Tate, Nick, Nicky Smokes threw out the idea that since I said...
02:18Since I said last year, I would cut off my head if Michigan won the national championship.
02:23And then this Florida State guy, Welch, shot his dog shit, but they were like, well, John
02:28could absolve himself if he eats dog shit.
02:32Who?
02:33Who?
02:34Nicky Smokes said that?
02:35Nicky Smokes.
02:36Or Tate brought it up.
02:37And then like...
02:38Okay.
02:39Okay.
02:40On the rundown yesterday.
02:41Nicky Smokes was off of the bag when he suggested this?
02:42I don't know.
02:43He's always off the bag.
02:44But yeah.
02:45I will tell you, if you want to check your character, he didn't put it at the top of
02:50the rundown.
02:51He didn't put it as like the after show type thing to get more fucking selfish.
02:56People get a lot of clicks for doing a lot of stupid stuff.
02:59If this all of a sudden comes and goes without you getting as much shit, I mean you ate shit,
03:02right?
03:03Where did you get the poop?
03:04I have two dogs.
03:05Was it dried?
03:06What was the consistency?
03:07You obviously didn't watch the video.
03:08I took the video of my dog house.
03:09So you couldn't find a solo cup, right?
03:10Was it dried?
03:11Yeah.
03:12So that's why I left the house.
03:13I left the house because the guy specifically said out of a solo cup.
03:16So I thought the liquor store would have a solo cup.
03:18They didn't have one.
03:19I thought the gas station would have a solo cup.
03:20They didn't have one.
03:21I got a Dunkin' cup just because that was a clue.
03:24And you held it under the dog?
03:26No, I took like a plastic spoon and took like the tiniest little piece off the end of the
03:31poop.
03:32Like we're talking Hershey Kiss size?
03:33Like half the size of an M&M.
03:36Fuck.
03:37I didn't, it smells...
03:44This is worse than I originally thought it would be, but it's not that fucking hard,
03:48dude.
03:49Just eat a little bit of shit.
03:51It's not that hard.
03:52Take a small bite.
03:53You didn't say you would guzzle the thing of shit.
03:55Just a little tiny bite of shit out of a cup with a spoon.
03:58What did it taste like?
03:59Do you know what M&M or regular M&M?
04:00Regular M&M.
04:01Maybe closer to M&M.
04:02Did it heat up in your mouth?
04:04No.
04:05The thing is I threw it down, I threw it down very quickly.
04:07Yeah.
04:08It was like essentially just like taking a pill.
04:11Like I didn't really even taste it.
04:12I smelled it, which was really gross.
04:14The smell made me gag, but it was really just like throwing it down to me.
04:17The smell and taste are kind of like the same thing.
04:21So you left your apartment.
04:22Did you tell your fiance, hey, I'm going to eat.
04:24She was at a Bachelorette finale party.
04:28She was also eating shit.
04:31Are your parents still alive?
04:32Yeah, they're alive.
04:34What do they think?
04:35They haven't said anything.
04:36They've definitely seen it and they're definitely just ignoring it.
04:39Really?
04:40How did your fiance find out about it?
04:42Did she find out on Twitter?
04:43Yeah, she texted me right before she got home.
04:46Was she upset?
04:47Wasn't thrilled.
04:48Tony, can I talk to you for a minute in the den, please?
04:50Yeah.
04:51Honestly, because of that, I kind of wish I wouldn't have done it only because of how
04:56she reacted and how certain people reacted.
04:59What wouldn't you do?
05:01What about just like the littlest, tiniest bit of a load?
05:05Would you swallow?
05:06My load.
05:07Well, I've tasted my own load.
05:10Have you?
05:11Of course.
05:12How is it?
05:13I was just curious.
05:14No, but I'm saying if it was a generically load.
05:17We've all tasted our own shit, too.
05:18If it was a G, if it was a GL, generic load.
05:21No, I don't think I would do it, but I think I could.
05:24I think I'm pretty good with like mind over matter.
05:26Like me, honestly, like based on people's reactions, like I kind of wish I wouldn't
05:30have done it.
05:31But honestly, at the time, I didn't even like it didn't even bother me.
05:34Would you rather have a teaspoon of load or a Hershey Kiss size shit?
05:38Oh, that's an excellent question.
05:40A tablespoon of load.
05:41I apologize.
05:42A tablespoon of load.
05:43Then I'm going to go.
05:44I think you've got to go load.
05:46You've got to go load.
05:47Poop is poop.
05:48Like, load is like at least like salt and water.
05:51Also half the population has, half the population has taken down loads.
05:55I know your answer.
05:56Gay girls.
05:57Like girls.
05:58Right, right, right.
05:59Can I take two at once?
06:00If you had to take anyone's load in this office, like if they said, all right, if John's all
06:07of a sudden like, all right, I'm going to do it and you had to pick anybody in this
06:10office, whose load would you take a teaspoon of?
06:14I'm advised by.
06:15I'm asking you.
06:16You're the guy who's eating shit.
06:17I take.
06:18Yeah, you're.
06:19You sit this one out.
06:20I've never thought about this before.
06:21Sit this one out, Trish.
06:22And.
06:23I guess it'd have to be Pat or Joey because somehow like a gay guy makes it seem less
06:29gay in a weird way.
06:31What's the load you would least want to drink?
06:34Whose load would you least want to drink?
06:35Me, Phil.
06:36Me, Phil.
06:37Me, Phil.
06:38Okay.
06:39There we go.
06:40Phil's load is the least one you'd want to drink.
06:41That's the rundown.
06:42See you guys tomorrow.
06:44Who would you or who would you least?
06:45I can think of a few that I wouldn't want to take.
06:47Most.
06:48It's all about diet, I feel like.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Who has a really disgusting diet?
06:51There's a bad diet.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Who eats a lot of fruit here?
06:54I consider Gaz's load.
06:55Oh, Gaz's load is probably delicious.
06:56Because I saw a thirst trap of Gaz last night.
06:58Honestly.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Did you see that?
07:01Why does Gaz have an eight pack?
07:02I don't know.
07:03He's ripped like a He-Man figure.
07:04He looks great.
07:05Every day.
07:06Salad.
07:07Yeah.
07:08He has a salad every day.
07:09I watch him go get it.
07:10Yeah.
07:11He just gets up and goes.
07:12Apparently healthy diet and exercise work.
07:13Yeah.
07:14He's got a stomach.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Who has a stomach?
07:17Who has a stomach?
07:18Who has a stomach?
07:19Who has a stomach?
07:20Who has a stomach?
07:21I think it's Gaz right now.
07:22I was trying to find a picture of his eight pack.
07:23What picture of a load?
07:24No, I think it's Instagram.
07:25Instagram, Jon.
07:26Yeah.
07:27You're not-
07:282024.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Holy shit.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Just a random thing.
07:33I think he does it once a season.
07:34I think he throws a little something out there.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Like, he's almost quarterly.
07:37Yeah.
07:38He does it in trimesters.
07:39He lines up with the local community college.
07:40He looks great.
07:41The local community college.
07:42Just as they're coming back.
07:43a NASCAR driver may or may not have shit his pants.
07:47Was this Tyler Reddick?
07:48Tyler Reddick.
07:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:50Great guy.
07:51He wouldn't admit to it.
07:51And you're gonna sit here and shame him?
07:52What do you have going on?
07:53Do you have a flu or?
07:54Yeah, he had a stomach bug,
07:56and then during pit stops, they would hand him Imodium,
07:59and he couldn't handle it through his gloves,
08:01so during the next pit stop,
08:03they had the Imodium smashed up in water.
08:05One of the hardest I've ever laughed was Imodium
08:07was where me, you, and Willie Colon were out to eat
08:10in the West Village, and we were all eating,
08:12and Willie's like, all right, I'm gonna take this ravioli.
08:15I'm gonna have this soup.
08:17He goes, I'll just take a tomahawk steak.
08:19I was like, Jesus Christ, Willie.
08:20And he went down, and then we were leaving,
08:22and he goes, he had a pop in the CVS.
08:24Yeah, it's good.
08:24And he's cooking Imodium down.
08:26And then we got ice cream.
08:27I was like, you're not just shitting your pants,
08:28you're eating ice cream.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Shit.
08:31Something else, though, right?
08:32Yeah.
08:33You're questioning everything
08:33once you see guys' pictures.
08:34Did you not pull it up?
08:35Yeah, he pulled it up and then put it down.
08:36I was, I was.
08:37John's, we look over.
08:38That's crazy.
08:39He's got a pillow over his lap.
08:40Yeah.
08:42Yeah, Gaz.
08:43He's right there.
08:44He looks good.
08:45That is out of control.
08:45Yeah.
08:47You think.
08:48At the box, dude.
08:50You think Gaz is mad we're talking about his body?
08:53So now, how can you get the most clicks
08:54out of you swallowing shit?
08:57I don't know, to be honest, I did not get that many views.
09:00It got 33 likes.
09:02Yeah.
09:02How many did it get?
09:04It got like a little over a million views
09:06and like 3,000. That's pretty good.
09:08Would you rather everyone see it or no one see it?
09:11I guess if you did it, you want views.
09:12At this point, I would like everyone.
09:15If I woke up this morning and there were like 10 likes,
09:17I'd be like, all right.
09:18Yeah.
09:18You think you could have gotten more likes
09:20if it was a load?
09:23No, I think I could have got a lot more
09:24if it wasn't a four minute video.
09:26Got it.
09:26I think I could have cut it down.
09:27Yeah.
09:28And made it much more watchable.
09:29And you learned that from the social guy.
09:31Yeah.
09:32If you guys include that, I'm done talking about loads.
09:34Yeah.
09:34Yeah, we can cut that way down.
09:36Vinny's gonna be editing this.
09:37We can cut that way down.
09:39Was the poop hot?
09:40Because it just came out of the...
09:42Okay.
09:42Dog's ass?
09:43Yeah.
09:44And whenever you bag that, it's like warm in your hand.
09:46It hadn't just came out.
09:49Oh, so you hesitated for a bit.
09:50It was rapidly cooled.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Like a Panera soup in order to get
09:54through the bacteria zone.
09:55Cool, chowder.
09:56Anyhow.
09:57It was like 45 minutes.
09:58Are you worried about that?
09:59Like getting sick?
10:00You're fine.
10:01Yeah, I am a little worried about that.
10:02Okay.
10:03But I feel totally fine.
10:05You're gonna shit a lot more than that.
10:06I think I might get some Ivermectin from Billy football.
10:09Yeah, that's...
10:10I've been told maybe I should get that.
10:11That's smart.
10:11That's good.
10:12Yeah, probably more dangerous.
10:13US Open.
10:14Yeah.
10:15All right, US Open's going on.
10:16For the first time, we have two Americans.
10:19Since 2006, I think that was Andy Roddick.
10:22I'm not sure.
10:23We got Hubs coming up.
10:24Hubs is the guy on this, isn't he?
10:24Hubs is our tennis guy.
10:26Hubs is the guy.
10:26We're talking tennis.
10:27You know how much better I am at...
10:28Darts, tennis, Yankees?
10:29Hubs is awful at ping pong.
10:31I'm so much better at Hubs than ping pong.
10:32Incorrect.
10:32Hubs is crazy.
10:33You want to know from me?
10:34Yeah.
10:35What's happening, Hubs?
10:36Is that a fag?
10:38You were impressive in that thing,
10:40but that's also the table was the size of like that.
10:42And we had partners.
10:43Poor craftsman lends his tools.
10:45Yeah.
10:46US Open's cool.
10:47We got two Americans and two American men
10:49in the semifinals on Friday,
10:50which guarantees we're going to get a man
10:52in the final on Sunday for the first time since 06.
10:55Pretty sick.
10:57American tennis has come a long way.
10:58We got women also.
10:59Pagoula tonight in the quarters.
11:02She's the daughter of the Bills owner.
11:04And then Emma Navarro is in the semis already.
11:07She plays tomorrow.
11:08What's the yuck about?
11:09Nah, I'm just kidding.
11:10Is Pagoula...
11:11She's a lovely woman.
11:12Is Pagoula only in it because somebody had to pull out?
11:17No, no.
11:18Tiafoe.
11:19Somebody had to pull out due to injury?
11:20No, so he was beating Dimitrov last night
11:23and then he fucked up his hammy and he quit the fourth set.
11:26But it was kind of just sad to watch him play the fourth set
11:29but Tiafoe was beating him.
11:32No, it's cool.
11:34Taylor Fritz had an amazing win yesterday
11:36against Alexander Zverev.
11:37And yeah, those guys are going off on Friday.
11:40They've known each other their whole lives basically.
11:42And now they're in the biggest match of their lives
11:44facing each other.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Do the two Americans have a chance to win the finals?
11:48Are they going to get smoked?
11:49Yeah, so it helps that Djokovic and Alkraz are out.
11:53They lost.
11:53They didn't even make it to the first weekend this year
11:55which has kind of allowed this to happen.
11:58It's Yannick's center place tonight.
11:59He's the number one player in the world.
12:00He's the guy who had steroid allegations
12:03come out a couple of weeks ago.
12:06He plays tonight.
12:06I'm going to go.
12:07Can't wait to see it.
12:09If he loses tonight and he could lose tonight
12:11because the guy he's playing is very good,
12:12you never know.
12:13Just get in the finals and see what happens.
12:15But it'll be something to watch.
12:16I hate that it's going to be on
12:18the first NFL Sunday of the year.
12:19Kind of gets washed away.
12:20That was crazy.
12:21Yeah, I saw the schedule.
12:22It's every year.
12:23I don't understand why they do it.
12:24I guess they have to push back every tournament
12:25if they wanted to avoid it.
12:26But I really wish it just wasn't during the first.
12:28It's always at like five o'clock.
12:31But it's cool.
12:32So it's American tennis on the rise,
12:36which is fun to watch.
12:37And then you said Jessica Pagula,
12:39Bill's daughter.
12:41Son of the Bill's, sorry,
12:43daughter of the Bill's family.
12:45They also own the Sabres.
12:47But she's fucking awesome.
12:49And she'll be in the top five once the tournament's over.
12:53So yeah, she has a tough,
12:54she plays the number one girl in the world tonight,
12:56Iga Sciantech.
12:57Do you think she'll end?
12:58I don't know.
12:59Iga's so nasty.
13:01I think Pagula's,
13:02this is her sixth quarterfinal in a slam.
13:04She's never won one.
13:07And Iga would be a tough task.
13:08But when that American crowd gets behind you,
13:10it's fucking crazy,
13:12especially in that it gets so loud.
13:13And it's tough to be an opponent against that shit.
13:16So you never know.
13:17She gets hot.
13:18We'll see.
13:18Best country in the world, brother.
13:20Yeah.
13:20I was gonna say,
13:21it's gotta be way louder than Wimbledon.
13:22Cause I feel like Wimbledon,
13:23they're like being very quiet.
13:24It's just like the way they,
13:25the way Arthur Ashe Stadium is like constructed,
13:28it just echoes and there's constant talking.
13:31Wimbledon is way more quiet.
13:32There's way more drinking at the U.S. Open.
13:34So there's a ton of the umpire yelling at the crowd,
13:37but it's a very fun environment
13:40when an American is playing it at this late.
13:42It's on concrete.
13:43I feel like the sound's bouncing.
13:44A hundred percent.
13:45Is Pagula likable?
13:46There it is.
13:46Pagula is,
13:47Pagula's great.
13:49She had an interview a couple of days ago
13:51where someone asked her about,
13:53What's the most annoying thing?
13:54Yeah.
13:55And she was like,
13:56people just assume I have a butler
13:57or you know,
13:58limo, whatever.
13:59She actually gets car sick
14:00and she takes the subway to the U.S. Open.
14:02I'm sure she does.
14:04You don't like that?
14:05They took a picture.
14:06What's wrong with that?
14:06I have to take the subway
14:08cause that's not relatable.
14:10Shut up.
14:10Yeah, it's fine.
14:11So you're the guy in the blog that I wrote
14:13that I yell at because everyone says that.
14:16No, I don't care.
14:16I think she's genuinely like a nice person.
14:17I don't like when people use the subway
14:20as a badge of honor.
14:21Everyone takes the subway.
14:23Everyone takes the subway.
14:24Sure.
14:25You hear Frank?
14:25Actually,
14:27she should actually get more credit
14:28for taking the subway.
14:29Now that I think about it.
14:29Cause she doesn't have to take the subway.
14:30That's what I'm saying.
14:31Yeah.
14:32I did it.
14:33But then she walks,
14:34there's like a whole bridge that you have to walk on
14:35to get to the U.S. Open.
14:37Once you get off the train
14:38and it is fucking,
14:39we were walking on it last week
14:40and Fights was like laughing
14:41because every plank feels like
14:43it's gonna,
14:43you're gonna fall through.
14:44And she's just walking through that
14:45with everybody else
14:46where there's a private entrance
14:47to walk through with the players.
14:48Like she doesn't care.
14:49She's normal.
14:50Obviously it,
14:51you know,
14:52she has a whole different thing to fall back on
14:55if tennis fails.
14:56But no,
14:57she wrote a crazy thing
14:58and the players should have been a couple of years ago.
15:00Her mom, Kim was not,
15:02she had a heart attack.
15:03I'm pretty sure.
15:04And like Jessica's like going on tour
15:07and the tennis tour is 10 months out of the year.
15:08Like there's just no off season
15:10and she's just,
15:12you know,
15:12trying to make sure her mom's okay.
15:14And you know,
15:14she's asking if she wants to step in
15:16and leave tennis to go,
15:17you know,
15:18be high up in the bills.
15:19She's just a crazy dynamic to her life.
15:21But I said in the blog,
15:23she's probably like the worst at being rich,
15:26maybe ever,
15:26because you can't like reap the rewards
15:29of being rich on the tennis tour.
15:30You're just grinding every tournament.
15:32You're just going one week,
15:33you go here one week,
15:34you're there.
15:35They're only off in November and December.
15:37And then they go back in January.
15:38So like,
15:39she can't have like,
15:40like she can't go to a,
15:40you know,
15:41a bills game and enjoy it really like the playoff.
15:43She's never probably gone to a bills playoff game.
15:45So I don't know.
15:45I like her.
15:46I think she's pretty humble.
15:47And it feels like everyone just,
15:49just really likes her.
15:50Yeah.
15:51If you're rich though,
15:52you can't avoid traffic.
15:53Like there's no avoiding traffic
15:54unless you take the subway
15:55or helicopter.
15:56Helicopter.
15:57But I,
15:58can you get a helicopter at?
15:59I don't know.
16:00Like in stadium?
16:01They probably could.
16:02Just land on fucking city field.
16:03And then there's another American woman,
16:04Emma Navarro,
16:05her dad also a billionaire.
16:07So there's a chance that if they all win.
16:08It's a rich sport.
16:09Yeah.
16:10True.
16:11There's a chance if they win their respective matches,
16:13there's a final between the American women
16:15that are,
16:16their families are billionaires,
16:17which should be kind of cool.
16:18Yeah.
16:19I feel like it's like racing
16:20where it's like,
16:21you just have to have money to get into it.
16:21It's a hard sport to get into
16:22if you have literally zero.
16:24Yeah.
16:25It's a lot.
16:26How much money do they win?
16:27What is it now?
16:28Three million?
16:29I think.
16:29Why are we looking at Gaz shirtless?
16:32Why not?
16:33I think it's like three million now
16:35for the winner.
16:36And it's both men and women have the same.
16:38So we're rooting for Pagoola.
16:39Pagoola.
16:40That's who we're rooting for.
16:41She's worth $14 million,
16:43not taking into account what she'll inherit
16:45when Terry and Tim Pagoola die.
16:48They're worth 6.8 billion with a B.
16:50That's nice.
16:51Good for her.
16:52All right.
16:53Well we'll root for her.
16:54She's a regular person.
16:55Go watch the US Open.
16:56Yes.
16:57With tennis.
16:57Thanks, Hubsie.
16:59I didn't know Hubs was a tennis guy.
17:00Big tennis guy.
17:013.6 million.
17:02Huge dogs guy.
17:03And obviously a huge Yankee guy.
17:04You're talking cigarettes, of course.
17:06Smoking dope.
17:07During like the Australian Open,
17:08he'll be up at 3 a.m. watching.
17:09Oh really?
17:10Oh yeah.
17:11I wasn't aware.
17:13All right.
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18:38Yeah, it's the best.
18:39You were able to take down dog shit, though.
18:41You think you would kind of sit out this one?
18:43Yeah.
18:44I mean, just from a palate perspective.
18:48Yeah, I got nothing.
18:49You're probably right, yeah.
18:50I sent it to the kid in college.
18:51It's my boy in college.
18:52So like he has at least something
18:54that seems almost home-cooked.
18:55Delicious.
18:56Yep.
18:57Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce relationship contract leaked.
19:01Are we having one of the Taylor watch people
19:03come on over for this?
19:04How about Taylor Swift?
19:06Should I just go really hard against things?
19:08Yes.
19:09Yeah.
19:10100%.
19:10Yeah, daily.
19:11100%.
19:12I know nothing.
19:14So Daily Mail's reporting that there was a document
19:17with a letterhead of Travis Kelce's PR firm
19:19circulating online indicating a contract
19:21that mentions the couple's planned breakup
19:23on September 28.
19:24The document was just sitting out on the open
19:26on a desk and was titled comprehensive media plan
19:29for Travis Kelce's public relations
19:31following breakup with Taylor Swift.
19:33The key messages stressed were respect and privacy,
19:37professional focus, personal growth.
19:38Travis Kelce's lawyers are reportedly on the case.
19:41Yeah, this one looks fake.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Everything is fake.
19:44I can't believe it's even gotten to the point
19:45where it's a topic on the rundown.
19:47Like that's how fake this is.
19:48If you saw this like document,
19:50it's the most like word doc assistant marketing person
19:54drew it up to have fun with,
19:55like to be funny and like go viral.
19:56Yeah.
19:57It's so embarrassing.
19:58And it says like confidentiality, whatever,
20:01but then it has all the information still on the first page.
20:04Exactly.
20:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:06And it's also great.
20:06It's this like comprehensive breakdown.
20:08Like it's so specific.
20:09It's like here is exactly what happens
20:11in the fake PR relationship
20:12with Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.
20:13People think it was for like a class or something,
20:16but it makes sense actually.
20:19But if they break up in the next month,
20:20then doesn't that mean it's true?
20:22No, and they're also not going to,
20:23like it's, this is, it's just so dumb.
20:25Also too, the fact that, yeah, the fact that-
20:28You are both on the impression
20:29that Travis Kelce has been married to Taylor Swift?
20:31Yeah.
20:32Is that correct?
20:33Yeah, I am now.
20:34I didn't used to be.
20:34I used to, when they first started dating,
20:35I've said this many a time,
20:36that I did not think that they were,
20:38they were even actually dating.
20:39I thought those were fake rumors being spread and-
20:42Well, you're not a real fan.
20:43You know, right, right.
20:44Kelly is a fake ass fan.
20:45I'm a fake ass fan.
20:46But yeah, a year later,
20:48now these rumors are coming up again.
20:49And I think it's like, it's silly.
20:51Like, this is dumb.
20:52Travis's lawyers being involved tells me that they like,
20:55you know, they're sick of this shit.
20:57It's like, I'm done with it.
20:57Daily Mail.
20:58What a garbage publication.
20:59They found it on garbage.
21:01On Snapchat.
21:02Oh, please, please.
21:03Someone took a Snapchat of it.
21:04No offense, Snapchat.
21:05That's where it would live.
21:06If it was anywhere, it would be on Snapchat.
21:06It was also pointing on the TMZ article.
21:08Like, so in the Snapchat it says,
21:09just found this on Emily's desk, LOL.
21:12And the TMZ article was like,
21:14we reached out to blah, blah, blah publication
21:16and they said they've never hired someone named Emily.
21:18Exactly.
21:19Like, of course.
21:20Like, it's just so stupid.
21:21They just have never had someone work there named Emily.
21:22Doing that for a class,
21:23I mean, yeah, that's a really good thing.
21:25Like, a class would assign something, a PR class.
21:27It's a smart thing.
21:28Maybe they could do that, you know,
21:29if someone has already jacked that idea, do it.
21:31But that doesn't mean that it's truth.
21:33That this, you know, word doc printed out college paper
21:35is the actual confidential PR agreement
21:39between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.
21:41Daily Mail scumbags.
21:43So dumb.
21:44She's kind of at her apex, right?
21:45But she's had other high profile relationships.
21:48Yeah.
21:49How did she handle those?
21:51I would honestly say this is her most high profile one.
21:54Yeah, I think this is the most.
21:55Yeah, I think so.
21:56Like, the most that we've seen of them doing things together.
21:58She was dating that guy for like seven years,
22:00but they were pretty low key for the whole time.
22:01Who was that?
22:02Joe Alwyn.
22:03Did you think they were gonna get married?
22:05Oh, he's a nobody.
22:06He's an actor, but it's like.
22:06He's an actor, yeah.
22:07No, people thought that they were gonna get married.
22:10Like, people really did think it,
22:11but they also thought that they were like,
22:14we don't need to be married,
22:15we just wanna like be in it together.
22:16Like, I don't know.
22:17People thought, I don't know what people thought.
22:19People just thought they were together,
22:21and who cares, we didn't think about it.
22:22I mean, when you date someone for that long,
22:23it's like.
22:24You just assume you'll get married one day.
22:25Where does he rank on the hierarchy
22:26of people that Taylor Swift dated?
22:28Like, I'm not saying the slutty dimensions,
22:30but she has a high profile relationship.
22:32I would say he.
22:33I would say he's pretty high up there.
22:34He's a good guy.
22:35He's high up there because he was the longest,
22:36definitely the longest relationship.
22:37So for you guys, is this the favorite of you,
22:39or were you like, I wish the Joe Jonas thing
22:41would've worked at some point?
22:42Everyone else is garbage.
22:43All the other relationships.
22:43I feel like Travis Costi's the only guy
22:45that compares to her on a terms of like,
22:49fame, talent, you know.
22:52He's the only true equal.
22:53Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
22:55Yeah, exactly.
22:57He's the only true equal money-wise,
23:00both top of the profession,
23:01both top of the line, you know.
23:04So.
23:05Exactly.
23:06Yep.
23:07It's perfect.
23:08All right, so this is all bullshit
23:08according to the two people that I trust the most
23:10when it comes to this stuff.
23:11Thank you, ladies.
23:13Don't even waste a second of your time.
23:14Okay, see you later.
23:17Yeah, it's definitely true.
23:18Oh, it's 100% true.
23:19He had the letterhead.
23:20It's gotta be.
23:21There was letterhead and everything.
23:21These girls don't know what they're talking about.
23:23I feel like that's every phishing scam online,
23:25and they just have the letterhead,
23:27and you're like, oh, this is legit.
23:28I don't know if I'm shocked,
23:29but to have two super fans think
23:31that that's gonna become a wedding,
23:34that they're gonna work, I think is,
23:36I would take the under.
23:37I think.
23:37What do I know?
23:38I don't know.
23:39When you're that famous, do you even get married?
23:40Yeah, right?
23:41What's the point?
23:42I would, I mean.
23:44Like, J-Lo's been married like six times.
23:46She's just addicted to weddings.
23:47She's like, I just like the wedding.
23:48She just likes to dress up.
23:49Yeah, I don't know.
23:50If it's not a prenup, it doesn't matter.
23:51You just.
23:52Right, yeah.
23:52You're back to normal.
23:54All right.
23:55Kim Jong-un executes 30 officials
23:58over floods in North Korea.
23:59According to South Korea media,
24:00Kim Jong-un has ordered the execution of 30 officials
24:04after they failed to prevent massive flooding
24:05and landslides in the summer,
24:07which resulted in the deaths of 4,000 people
24:10and displacing 15,000.
24:11How does he have anybody left?
24:13Like, to step up and be in his circle?
24:16Inbreeding.
24:17Yeah.
24:18I feel like they're just pulling people off the streets.
24:20Like, all right, here's your outfit.
24:23Who blogged this?
24:24Nobody, I was going through it.
24:26So he, they.
24:28So he thinks they control the weather.
24:31And they were, that's why he killed them.
24:32I think it's like a New Orleans situation
24:34or like the levees were shit.
24:35He wanted them to have better infrastructure, I guess.
24:39They laid down some sandbags or something.
24:41Couple extra more.
24:42Just whenever 4,000 people die in North Korea,
24:44he has to kill someone.
24:47Yeah, I think 30 is a little excessive though, right?
24:49Right.
24:50I mean, I know a lot of people die.
24:52I think one is excessive.
24:53I'm not saying kill everybody who fucks up on a job.
24:56Thank God.
24:57But we did something on him on rules and regulations.
25:00We did Twisted History.
25:02Since 2013, North Korean men and women
25:04are forced to wear one of 28 approved hairstyles.
25:07Oh, I remember you did that, yeah.
25:08You can only go in and pick.
25:09And they all look the same.
25:11Oh yeah, there's 10 for men, 18 for women.
25:13And Kim Jong-un's hairdo is not one of the options.
25:16Yeah, you can't recreate what he has.
25:18I guess he took a tour of the floods
25:20and that's when he decided he was gonna do this.
25:2115,000 people displaced.
25:23Do you remember the floods, the tsunami in 2004 in Thailand
25:27that killed 200,000 people?
25:30The videos are crazy.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Insane.
25:33I'm gonna, before we go off this,
25:35he changed the rules of basketball.
25:36I wrote about this.
25:38Some of them I like.
25:39So in North Korea, Kim Jong-un is Father Kim Jong-il.
25:43They bastardized the rules.
25:44Slam dunks are worth three points.
25:47Rodman was over there playing with them.
25:48Three point shots are awarded four points
25:50if the ball doesn't touch the net.
25:52And one point is deducted for every missed free throw shot.
25:55That's not the worst thing in the world.
25:57Yeah, that might be the best policy that North Korea has.
26:00Yeah, yeah, probably.
26:01They changed the game of basketball.
26:02And you're not allowed to smile publicly on July 8th
26:04because that's the anniversary
26:05of Kim Jong-un's grandfather's death.
26:08Ah.
26:08Yeah.
26:09So not a stable guy to begin with.
26:11No, no.
26:11I brought stats.
26:12Yeah, that's great.
26:13Yeah, yeah.
26:14Yeah, I think you're, yeah,
26:15the first person to bring your own stats.
26:16I have nothing on, you know, eating shit
26:17or Taylor Swift or tennis, but let's go.
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27:26There's a Japanese guy who's trying to double his life
27:28by cutting his sleep down to 30 minutes a day.
27:30If you look at the side-by-side picture of him,
27:33he used to have like a full face with like,
27:35he looked very healthy and now he's just so gaunt.
27:37I don't know if he looks healthier or worse.
27:40I think he looks way worse.
27:43But yeah, this guy in Japan is sleeping 30 minutes a day.
27:48As long as you exercise or drink coffee
27:50an hour before eating, you can stave off drowsiness.
27:53He was profiled on a Japanese reality show,
27:55Will You Go Out With Me?
27:56Where he highlighted an instance
27:58where Dosaki slept for just 26 minutes,
28:01woke up energized, had breakfast,
28:03went to work and hit the gym.
28:04I've done that after a long night out,
28:06but I can't maintain it.
28:08I love this move by him though.
28:10Think about how much time do you spend sleeping?
28:13Not enough.
28:13Realistically.
28:14He's done this for 12 years.
28:1512 years?
28:17Like, so he's 40 years old now.
28:19Like I could see somebody my age being like,
28:21I gotta squeeze the rest because I'm on the back nine,
28:23but he was 28 years old when he decided
28:26to just start sleeping 30 minutes a day.
28:29That can't be true.
28:30That's the most out.
28:31I don't think you can do 12 years.
28:33What are those Indian dudes that are monks
28:35that they say they haven't eaten in like 15 years?
28:38You know what I'm talking about?
28:39Yeah.
28:40They train their metabolism.
28:41That's another thing.
28:42People do now these extended fasts
28:44and people are doing water fasts.
28:46A friend of mine did a three day food fast
28:49and one day without water
28:51and his whole body was completely different.
28:54That I believe more than sleeping.
28:54I would be like dead if I didn't sleep.
28:57Because like you were saying like,
28:59you were saying you do that after a late night
29:01and you're like, the first like two hours
29:03you're running on adrenaline.
29:04You're like, all right, I'm good.
29:04And then you just like hit a wall.
29:05Something like that.
29:06Yeah.
29:0812 years.
29:10Oh, is that what he looks like?
29:11Yeah, he's cut.
29:12Oh, look at this guy.
29:13No, no, but look at his face.
29:13Oh, that's Gads.
29:14Click on the thing.
29:15Oh, that's why Gads is, he doesn't sleep.
29:17Like his face is just like crazy.
29:19Like he doesn't know.
29:20What are you talking about?
29:21His face is fine.
29:22No, no, no, no, no.
29:23His face 12, like years ago, like before he was doing it.
29:25Yeah, he looked very young.
29:26His face now, he's like,
29:27he's got like no like meat in his face.
29:29He's choking on a turkey sandwich.
29:30He's gonna, he's like mama Cass right now.
29:36Talk about guys who do a half hour of sleep.
29:40All right, here we go.
29:43Oh, you know what I mean?
29:44Like he looks.
29:44I would take that body for having,
29:47I would have that face and then I could have that body.
29:49You just got to walk around with your shirt off though.
29:51And I would easily have that face for a body.
29:53You wouldn't?
29:54That's him at 40.
29:56And that's him doing 12 hours, 12 years of half hour sleep.
29:59I'm pretty sure he's just on Adderall.
30:01By the way, this isn't real.
30:03This has got to be like the Taylor Swift email.
30:07Like the Taylor Swift relationship.
30:08But I don't think anyone can go 12 years half hour sleep.
30:10Yeah, you're supposed to get seven to nine hours
30:11of sleep a night.
30:12This guy's doing 30.
30:13Yeah.
30:1430.
30:15I survived on five.
30:17I did like five hours of sleep my whole career.
30:18And I think that's fine.
30:19I think that's kind of low end.
30:21Five is definitely low.
30:22I just now started, like the past couple of years,
30:24no matter what, I'm up at 7 a.m. latest.
30:28Like always.
30:29Doesn't matter how much I drink, go out.
30:30I'm always awake.
30:32It's brutal.
30:34The guy who Don Draper's based off of wrote a book
30:37and he's like one of those, I sleep four hours a night.
30:40But even he's sleeping four to five hours a night.
30:42Yeah, half hour or something.
30:44You're okay on five hours?
30:46When I was working, yeah.
30:47Oh, when you were working?
30:48Yeah, midnight and I'd get up at five every morning.
30:50It was fine.
30:51I'd catch up some on the weekends,
30:53but I was fine on five hours for a long, long time.
30:56Now that I'm old, I sleep a shit load.
30:58What do you do on how many hours a week?
31:01How many hours a night of sleep?
31:03Now, maybe eight, nine.
31:05But I mean, it's almost double what I used to get.
31:06Are you hooked up?
31:07CPAPing while you're sleeping?
31:08No.
31:09You're all set.
31:10I dropped a little weight.
31:11I'm no more CPAP.
31:12That's huge.
31:12Coke.
31:13Oh.
31:16Congratulations, Daisuke.
31:18That's it for the rundown?
31:19Yeah, we're ending on that note.
31:20Yeah, wrap it up.