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01:27Looking going to talk about yesterday.
01:30Not sure what happened in the sports world.
01:31Looked like the Mets were getting shut out late in the game again.
01:36Not sure what happened there.
01:37The Braves lost at home 9-0.
01:38Nothing better than Smitty having to do an hour with people making fun of the Eagles
01:43loss and then do a rundown right after talking with the Eagles.
01:45Exactly what happened.
01:47Jason Kelce danced.
01:48Jason Kelce danced.
01:50And shut out loud luxury.
01:51That was a luxury.
01:52That was a luxury.
01:53Looked like Dumpfy, the guy who has the Philly Fanatic tattoo and I-95 splattered towards
02:01ACL.
02:02You know?
02:03That's on him.
02:04Of course it's on him.
02:05He's got to know not to get up.
02:06He should not jump.
02:07He should never be in the air.
02:09Ever.
02:10No.
02:11Ever stay on the ground.
02:12No.
02:13When you are a heavier gentleman, looks great.
02:14Just don't jump.
02:15Especially chest bumping Jason Kelce.
02:18To his shoulder.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Seems pretty good.
02:21He lost yesterday.
02:2221-22 to the Falcons.
02:24Quite possibly the easiest fourth quarter game winning drive you will ever see in NFL
02:31history.
02:32Sixth place, 70 RTD drive.
02:36Saquon dropped the pass.
02:37Jalen Hurts had an interception.
02:40You know?
02:41That is what it is.
02:42You're going to see that in football.
02:43What you won't see in football is the completely embarrassing, inadequate, pathetic coaching
02:48that was done by the Philadelphia Eagles last time.
02:50From the top down, Nick Sirianni just likes to hear himself yell until his dick's dry
02:55now.
02:56Not too sure what else he does besides keep the field goal unit off when there's easy
03:00fourth and fours in the first half to get points.
03:03Kellen Moore.
03:04He was basically Brian Johnson from last year calling plays.
03:08He stunk with the Cowboys.
03:09He stunk with the Chargers.
03:11And now he's shitting himself with the Eagles.
03:13And Vic Fangio.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Great.
03:16Great.
03:17He's been doing it since last night.
03:18Specifically keeping everybody out of the end zone until when it actually matters playing
03:21your pre-event bullshit defense that apparently we've seen in Philly for the past 10 years.
03:27Gentlemen.
03:28I feel like you guys are kind of out on Sirianni, huh?
03:30Yeah, he's a dude.
03:31Seems like a lot of people are out on him.
03:33Everyone used to love him two years ago.
03:34Well, what were they doing two years ago that they aren't necessarily doing now since the
03:38second half of last year?
03:40Winning games?
03:41Yeah.
03:42Yeah.
03:43That seems to cover a lot.
03:44It seems like everyone's real out on him.
03:45Oh, that fucking video's the worst.
03:46I mean, being cocky and doing that and losing these games, it's more embarrassing.
03:49I said the Eagles are trying to like, he tries, like their coaching staff, the play calling,
03:54tries to be like the Chiefs and it doesn't work out well.
03:57So what did the Chiefs do that the Eagles aren't doing?
04:02Converting on the plays?
04:03No, no.
04:04Winning games.
04:05Yeah, they're doing that.
04:06Eight straight wins.
04:07Yeah, they're doing that.
04:08So it's almost like Andy Reid can cover that and that's something specifically when he
04:11was in Philly that people got on Andy Reid for.
04:14He wasn't outwardly cocky, but his play calling certainly was.
04:17His personnel decisions certainly weren't.
04:19That video's truly the worst.
04:20It really is so bad.
04:21He's got to shut the fuck up.
04:24Just shut up, Sirianni, and just win.
04:27What's our take on Big Dom?
04:28Big Dom.
04:29Are you out on Big Dom now?
04:30I'm not out on Big Dom, but it's getting to the point, like, what are you doing, Big Dom?
04:35Like you're in the background of everything, like you're, yes, you're on the coaching staff
04:39because apparently you have to be now just to be on the sidelines, but I don't need to
04:43see Big fucking Dom every time the camera turns on.
04:46Did you see what they did?
04:47They were telling me that they had the camera like he was on and they moved it away from
04:51him and he slid back into the camera.
04:53He's looking for FaceTime, Big Dom.
04:55Big Dom is kind of a loser.
04:58Big Dom is doing what Barstool Nate used to do and when Barstool Radio was going on, just
05:02hang out around the camera, just maybe looking to get some FaceTime, like it's one thing
05:08if you're winning.
05:09Sorry, Nate.
05:10It's one thing if you're winning, Big Dom is the man.
05:14If you're not winning, everything sucks.
05:17Everything sucks.
05:18Fucking birds, bro.
05:19Yeah, the actual birds.
05:20You're a Philly guy now?
05:21Yeah.
05:22You're a Philly guy?
05:23Like it just sucks.
05:24Like you shouldn't have to be subjected to this shit.
05:27No, you're not.
05:28I love Philadelphia.
05:29Yeah, you like Philadelphia, not an Eagles guy.
05:31I will say it was nice kind of last night.
05:33I really haven't hated teams recently in the last few years just in football.
05:36I've kind of just like mellowed out with the Giants.
05:39It was kind of nice to see that little choke last night.
05:40Oh, it was great.
05:41It was kind of nice.
05:42It felt fantastic.
05:43The real dirty birds are a good team.
05:45The Falcons.
05:46Shout out to Falcons.
05:47Falcons are not.
05:48You cannot watch that game last night and say that the Falcons are a good team.
05:52The Eagles are bad, or at least they played bad last night.
05:56I want to give them credit for the Brazil game because they played hard and won, which
06:02is something that they did not do in the second half of last year.
06:05Last night was last year, and they got the Saints, and then they got who they got.
06:11We said don't pick central.
06:12They got the Saints.
06:13Oh, and then the Bucs.
06:14And then they have a bye week.
06:15And if they go 0-2, and depending on how they lose those games, which are completely possible,
06:22you might see Nick Sirianni out of here come that bye week.
06:24I got to go down on the road to New Orleans.
06:26They're followed by Tampa Bay.
06:27Why?
06:28I just went to a Southern.
06:29I was doing.
06:30Well, you're you're doing the big T, the Georgia Peach.
06:35He's a huge Falcons fan when they win.
06:36Good job, big T. I'd like to see that.
06:39I love Rick Shaysmitty.
06:42It's so funny.
06:43I love big T. I love big T, but you don't talk about the Falcons all season, all year,
06:48and all of a sudden they win a game, and big T's a Georgia Peach again.
06:52Love it.
06:53Love big T.
06:54If you guys didn't know, by the way, we obviously have been talking about that end zone crown
06:57thing.
06:58We're all in a touchdown Survivor League.
07:00Last night, Rico had to pick two because he lost to get back into it, and he had Saquon
07:07to get back in, and all night from any handoff, he was like, get in the end zone.
07:13Even if they're on their own 40, it didn't matter.
07:15Yeah.
07:16No, we don't like that.
07:17Oh.
07:18Oh.
07:19Oh.
07:20Rico!
07:212-2-2-2, moving on.
07:28Let's go,cribe, the end zone crown, bang, bang.
07:33He got stopped on a half yard line, and then they tush-pushed and he's out.
07:37Come on.
07:38No, I'm not just breaking your ball.
07:39I literally watched him walk on the field.
07:41No!
07:42I literally watched him walk on the field.
07:44Suck!
07:45Suck!
07:46And he's out.
07:47Yeah, it would've been very interesting, very interesting to see.
07:50interesting to see Rico wanting his bet to win that much in a different barstool
07:59gambling stream set up. Betting etiquette needs to be required more.
08:04I was rooting for Saquon, but we equated it to listening to
08:10somebody who has Aaron Judge to hit a home run, but he's up eighth in the order
08:15and every batter's just like, okay, when we get to Judge, when we get to Judge,
08:19let's go, let's go, he's gonna hit it, he's gonna hit it. That was all night Rico
08:23last night with Saquon. Like I love Rico and it's not even that, but when you
08:29got Frank to the left of you yelling about the Mets and Clemmer behind you
08:32yelling about the fucking Mets for some reason and the Eagles are just shitting
08:35themselves, like what are we doing here? What are we doing? The Eagles lost. Eagles lost.
08:41The Commanders are in first place. Eagles lost. Yes, unrelated or related, I don't
08:47even know anymore. Diddy arrested by federal agents, I hope it's not related, in New
08:52York City. Puff Daddy, also P. Diddy, was arrested in a Midtown Hotel late Monday
08:58in connection with ongoing criminal investigation. Diddy's being accused of sex
09:02trafficking, akin to Jeffrey Epstein, listening underage sex workers,
09:07racketeering, and grooming men for sex. Jesus. That's a long list, it doesn't stop.
09:13During Diddy's home raid, officials seized various freak-off party supplies, including narcotics, and this isn't a funny matter, Marty, and over a thousand bottles of baby oil, they also seized firearms, including three AR-15s with defaced serial numbers. Not good.
09:34One thousand bottles of baby oil? Of lube. A thousand bottles of lube. Jesus Christ.
09:40So P. Diddy's rightfully fucked. What are you supposed to be doing? Jail for life. Piece of shit. It's just a question of, I guess, how long? Hopefully life? Well, no, how long has this been going on for? Oh, forever. Yeah. Oh, look at this, this is no good. Bad. Yup, bad stuff. Really rough stuff for P. Diddy. There's not much else you could say besides bad. It's really piece of shit bad. I would like to see a
10:10video of this somehow. I don't like that he was in, like, Midtown. Yeah, he was taking pictures with fans yesterday. I would like to see if it comes out now that he's the one who killed Biggie. Biggie Tupac? Yeah. Like, that'd be wild. The guy who apparently killed Tupac says that he's in jail, he said that Diddy paid him. That'd be crazy. Yeah, I don't know if that's, this is obviously way worse. That'd be very crazy. They're all bad. You're talking 30 years. This is also very bad, but I'd like to know if that will, like, everything Diddy ever did will now come out.
10:38I mean, Diddy killing Tupac, and if anybody's familiar with 90s rap lore, like, obviously it's a tragedy, but you could see that connection of why that happened. If Diddy killed Biggie and then made how much money off of his death? Yeah, that'd be crazy. What? I was reading today he killed him, not that he killed him, but Diddy died, Biggie died, and then he instantly came out with I'll Be Missing You. Yeah. His album was number one. That would be, yeah.
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12:05Red Rocket. The Panthers announced yesterday that Andy Dalton will be starting this weekend against the Raiders. Bryce Young has started 18 games for the Panthers, has a 2-16 record. He's the number one overall pick last year. People are saying he's the biggest bust of all time, but you could also say that the Panthers just stink. People see that Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold have been doing quite well since leaving Carolina.
12:26That's what I'm saying. Obviously he hasn't looked good, but they really might be fucking awful.
12:33Yeah, I mean, football is so, so situational. It's so situational.
12:38If C.J. Stroud got drafted first, do you think he'd be like, I don't know?
12:41Yeah, if Derek Jeter got drafted by the Padres, would he be Derek Jeter?
12:44Yeah, of course he would.
12:45You don't know, but there was also...
12:53Is everybody okay over there?
12:54It sounded like whoever just did that didn't think it was a big deal.
12:58That was loud.
12:59That was great.
13:00That was great.
13:01Is there nobody there?
13:02They gone already?
13:05All right.
13:05All right.
13:07There was a stat from yesterday's game that Bryce Young was only, I forget the exact stat, but it was something like he was only pressured four out of 26.
13:16Yeah, 23 times, yeah.
13:18And he still was really bad.
13:21You know what is comforting, though?
13:22What?
13:22Andy Dalton's going to be starting the game in 2024.
13:25It's...
13:25Makes me feel young again.
13:26Hypes me up.
13:27I love it.
13:28Something.
13:28I'm an Andy Dalton guy.
13:29He's like the last of the old guard, you know?
13:31Joe Flacco's still kicking.
13:32Yeah, him and Flacco.
13:34That's it.
13:34Is there anybody older?
13:35Flacco's a free agent.
13:36Yeah, Mercedes Lewis.
13:37Well, no, quarterback's in the league, because McCown's done.
13:40Fitzpatrick's done.
13:42Brady's done.
13:43Brady's done.
13:45What, you thinking Brady can come back?
13:47Miami?
13:48I think the Dolphins need him.
13:50Wouldn't that be something if Brady just shits himself so much in the booth
13:54that he's just like, okay.
13:55Fuck these guys.
13:56Yeah, I might just go back and play for the Dolphins.
13:58Yeah, Rodgers, Rodgers.
14:00Josh Johnson.
14:01Yeah, Dalton.
14:02Yeah, it's nice to see Dalton still kicking.
14:04I appreciate that.
14:05Isn't it crazy, though, Mercedes Lewis is 40 playing tight ends?
14:09What team is he on?
14:10The Bears.
14:11Really?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Either way, I mean, and also there is something fun.
14:17As an impartial sports fan, just like a Giants fan,
14:21not involved in this at all between the Bears and the Panthers,
14:23looking at that trade, it's fun to look at.
14:25Oh, it's always fun.
14:26It gives you a little smirk.
14:27So something about a horrible, horrible trade that just hypes you up.
14:30I love a bad trade.
14:31Yeah.
14:31One that has nothing to do with your team.
14:33Yeah, I mean, that really may be the worst trade of all time.
14:35Who the fuck is J.J. Jansen?
14:37J.J. Jansen, he's grinding.
14:38Oh, long snapper.
14:41Long snapping's a great way to make a living.
14:44He'd never get touched, ever.
14:48There's also a Charlotte restaurant where Panthers owner David Tepper
14:51once confronted for a host putting up a sign criticizing temper,
14:55continuing to troll the Panthers.
14:58Yeah, he's just arguably the worst owner in the hotel at the moment.
15:04So they just don't have a good product.
15:08Also, not having a great product,
15:11the Wake Forest Demon Deacons are paying $1 million to cancel a 2025 game against Ole Miss.
15:19Wake Forest and Ole Miss had a home-to-home football schedule scheduled
15:22for this year and next year.
15:24And this weekend, Ole Miss beat Wake Forest 40-6 at Wake Forest.
15:28Hours after the game, Wake canceled New Year's game versus Ole Miss,
15:33despite having to pay a $1 million cancellation fee.
15:36Why?
15:36Tough luck for my Deacs.
15:38I agree.
15:38I agree.
15:38Yes, you have a close personal connection.
15:41One of my good buds used to play, he was the fifth string quarterback there.
15:44I've been to like three Wake Forest games.
15:46I love Wake Forest.
15:46I love the Deacs.
15:47Okay, so what about the Deacs?
15:50We're fucking, we're being pussies apparently.
15:52Coach Coleslaw, Jim Claussen is his name, we call him Coleslaw.
15:57You call him Coleslaw?
15:58Do you?
15:58Is that a you thing or?
16:00No, my buddy's called him Coleslaw.
16:01Oh yeah, it's a you thing.
16:02So, um...
16:02Hang up anyone else.
16:03You know what that is?
16:04A million bucks.
16:05I mean, no, it was only 40-6 and it is Ole Miss who's the top 10 team playing Wake Forest.
16:09It's not that big of a deal.
16:10Who cares?
16:11No, but you know what that is directly?
16:14And I'm speculating here, but...
16:19That's a booster saying we got our asses kicked.
16:22I'm not watching that next year.
16:23Here's a million dollars.
16:24I'd rather pay a million dollars.
16:25Get the fuck out of that game.
16:26Let's play Temple.
16:27You don't want to go to Oxford over the weekend.
16:29Like that's a fun weekend for all the boosters to go to Oxford.
16:32Not if you're losing 40-6.
16:34I don't know.
16:35Their brains are not the same as your brain.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Go to the Grove.
16:39Exactly.
16:39Who graduated from Wake Forest has an unlimited amount of money.
16:43There's got to be somebody.
16:45And they're just like, we're not doing that next year.
16:47Yeah.
16:48That's all what that is.
16:50No chance.
16:51Yeah, I actually agree.
16:52They're probably just like, fuck that.
16:53A million dollars is nothing.
16:55Just here.
16:57Hey, Bob McCreery, there you go.
16:59You gave him a 20 million dollars.
17:00Sounds good, Bob.
17:01No, Bob.
17:02Bob McCreery did not want to go to the Grove.
17:03You know what, Bob?
17:04Thanks for saving us all watching that game.
17:06That's fair.
17:07Good luck against Temple.
17:10And also quite deadly.
17:12Mudang, the baby hippo, has taken over the internet.
17:15Mudang, which translates to bouncy pig or pork patty.
17:20Oh, man.
17:21So who is Dave going to call Mudang in this office?
17:24Is it having anything to do with luau, then?
17:26Super viral.
17:28Oh, so why does everyone care about—
17:31It's a very cute baby hippo.
17:32It's a very cute baby hippo that's going viral.
17:34Well, people don't realize that hippos are one of the most deadliest creatures on the planet.
17:38They are.
17:40She's a pygmy hippo, not a normal hippo.
17:42What the fuck does that mean?
17:45More docile.
17:48Cuter, smaller, less deadly.
17:51I don't believe it.
17:52Well, she looks very cute.
17:53They're Mudang.
17:54I like her vibe.
17:54Mudang's soaked, dude.
17:56Like, how'd they even catch her?
17:57I think her texture would be kind of weird to feel her.
17:59She'd be slippery.
18:00Slimy, big.
18:01Mudang is going to grow up and run a 2-9-40 and kill at least eight people.
18:07That's a guy slapping her ass.
18:08That was really weird.
18:10This is a slo-mo of slapping Mudang's ass.
18:13Yeah, she's three months old, for Christ's sake.
18:14Yeah, sicko.
18:16Legitimately, the craziest things the wonton Don has ever done is hippo mode.
18:20I'm convinced of that.
18:23John Rich, just look up how many people hippos kill a year.
18:25Wow, they only give her weekend-only visiting hours.
18:27That's how many people are coming to see Mudang.
18:29It's like Johnny Manziel in college, you know?
18:32Exactly.
18:33It's Mudang mania.
18:34Everyone's saying that.
18:36500 deaths.
18:36I mean, their mouths are ginormous.
18:40Holy shit.
18:40Yeah, they're apparently mean.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Yeah, look at that, dude.
18:44You shouldn't, like, Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
18:46Yeah, cute game.
18:47Good game, though.
18:48You should not, you should not be propagandizing hippos.
18:51I believe I recently watched Jumanji, the new version, and I believe it eats a human
18:56being in that movie.
18:57Listen.
18:57Does that have a heart?
18:59I think it does.
18:59There's a lot of animals.
19:01And then they re-survive.
19:02They jump back down.
19:04You know who are assholes?
19:08Elephants.
19:10Assholes.
19:10But elephants are smart, at least.
19:12But they're assholes.
19:12You know what they're doing.
19:13Well, I think if you were being an asshole to be the elephant, the elephant knows to
19:16be an asshole.
19:17Zah said elephants are the most assholes that he's ever seen.
19:21I believe Zah.
19:24I'm out on elephants.
19:26I'm out on them, too.
19:27Not out on elephants.
19:28Mosquitoes.
19:30Well, yeah.
19:30Most deadliest animal outside of man.
19:32Think about that.
19:34And that's the rundown.
19:35After Sheryl and Mush, you went to Pizza Fest.
19:39Yes, I did.
19:40Pizza Fest was fantastic.
19:41It's literally, you just get to go to every, your favorite pizza spot and just get your
19:47favorite pizza.
19:48And there was a lot of fucking people there.
19:49Holy shit.
19:50I went to the first session.
19:52It was insane.
19:53Did you try Federici's?
19:54I tried Federici's.
19:56Luigi's was incredible.
19:57Federici's was my favorite last year.
19:59Yeah, look at that picture.
20:00That was insane how many people were just chowing down pizza.
20:04It was great, though.
20:05And shout out to the people making the pizza, because that seems miserable.
20:10There were so many people.
20:11It was so hot with the oven and so many people just coming up, coming up, coming up to get
20:16going, get going.
20:18Elio was there.
20:19He was exhausted.
20:20Man, he was like, I am too old for this.
20:23Frankie Borelli was behind with his dad behind the desk, too.
20:27He was exhausted.
20:28It was a great event, though.
20:29I had a good time.
20:30Did you try Elio's pizza?
20:31I did try Elio's.
20:32Tony's place was great.
20:33Did you have a specific favorite?
20:35Luigi's was my favorite.
20:37Where are they from?
20:38I have no idea.
20:39But Elio, my favorite thing about Elio is that when he-
20:43Oh, that's the place in Brooklyn, in Park Slope.
20:45I've always wanted to go there.
20:46Oh, it was really good.
20:47My favorite thing about Elio is his place.
20:48When he would lose a bet, he would do a special for $9.99 subs whenever he loses a bet this
20:55weekend.
20:56His place is pretty fucking funny.
20:58I like it, though.
21:00Good events.
21:02Good causes.
21:03Good on Dave.
21:04Helped a lot of small businesses.
21:06Surviving Barstools next week, it's ramping up.
21:08Just having conversations here in the office with people.
21:11You got myself, Kelly Keegs, Clemmer participating.
21:15Tommy's producing.
21:17He's in the weeds.
21:18Rhea's in it.
21:19Rhea's in it.
21:20Is there anybody else from New York?
21:22No, I don't think so.
21:23That's it.
21:23Francis.
21:24Francis.
21:24Robby.
21:26There you go.
21:27I got a phone call yesterday from somebody who's participating to try to form an alliance.
21:34I'll keep that as transparent as that.
21:37We all know who that is.
21:39That's like the easiest phone call.
21:40I would please record the next phone call.
21:43That person's dead.
21:44I'm 99% sure he was recording already, but I didn't know the protocol, so I went to Tommy.
21:50He's producing.
21:50Just like, hey, look, I don't want to be that guy who's perceived cheating.
21:55Is that okay?
21:56I didn't say anything or agree to anything, but this guy's calling around.
21:59Tommy's like, yeah, you're the only person not doing that.
22:02I was like, oh, okay.
22:02Yeah, I know that.
22:03I feel like a lot of people are starting, but also like—
22:06You're saying who it was?
22:06I'm assuming I know who it was.
22:07Yeah, it was Jerry.
22:09Oh, I thought it was White Sox, Dave.
22:10Yeah, yeah.
22:11Oh, no, he's—you think I, A, answer his phone calls and, B, listen to what he has to say?
22:17No, but for—
22:17I definitely thought it was White Sox.
22:18Yeah, I think more like people are just—I'm not in this, but you don't know your tribes.
22:25You don't know if there are tribes.
22:27You know nothing.
22:28So people are trying to do things that might not even help them.
22:30Yeah.
22:31That's why it's like, just wait till you get there.
22:33I like your strategy.
22:34Don't stress too much.
22:35Oh, no, I'm listening to everybody, and I'll talk to anybody.
22:40Yeah?
22:40I am friends—
22:41It's going to be crazy.
22:42I'm friends with all.
22:42I love every single person on the Surviving Barstool cast.
22:4524 people?
22:46Sounds about right.
22:47That's insane.
22:48Oh, and Rika.
22:48We can't forget about Rika.
22:50Rika's in it.
22:51Yes.
22:52Rika was in it.
22:52Oh, we would have heard about that if we didn't mention that.
22:56It's going to be a good time.
22:58Yeah.
22:58Anything else?
23:00No.
23:01All right.
23:01I'm done.
23:02It's a rundown.
23:02Good work.