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00:00And then Jason Kelsey taking a guy's phone and just smashing it which I thought was hilarious.
00:12Sometimes people take things too far and think that they can talk to these athletes
00:18like they're not real people. Right. And these athletes have the right to come back at them.
00:22Rundown Monday, November 4th. We got Eddie. We got Max. Sam's behind the sticks. I'm Stephen
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01:07Football League. Max, congrats on being the Jaguars at home. Great win for you guys.
01:14Let's start with the game that was on our main TV. It was on our main TV because obviously
01:20Chicago, a lot of you guys here, but Hank also had a potential $30,000 bet. It was a seven leg
01:26parlay that included a Mac Collins touchdown and somebody else very obscure. And he needed
01:35Marvin Harrison Jr., which was probably his easiest leg of the parlay to hit. It did not in a very
01:40frustrating game, but Eddie, the Bears are struggling. DJ Moore walking off the field
01:45mid play. Yeah, it was a disaster top to bottom. Just a disaster of a game. There's like 22 seconds
01:51left in the half and like the Bears are ready to pack it in, but like, all right, we're just,
01:55this is a formality. And then the Cardinals are like, fuck you. And they scored and it was over
01:59since then. So a brutal game starts from the top. Our coach stinks and the whole team played like
02:05shit. So it was bad. Are we officially done with Flues? I've been done. Yeah. You want everybody
02:13gone? From the coaching staff? Yeah. Yeah. You got to clean the whole thing out. It's not, coaching
02:18staffs really aren't transferable. Is Poles okay? Does Ryan, GM Ryan Poles survive this? I mean,
02:24I think so, but it's a big blemish on his record for that. He kept him this year for sure.
02:30Because you get into a very dangerous game if you fire your coach and GM and you just drafted
02:35a quarterback. Totally. But that's why they should have taken care of the problem before this year.
02:40And they didn't. What about DJ Moore? Because this is now, this is not an isolated incident
02:46of him not showing the best body language towards Caleb Williams. Okay. So yes, that play looks
02:53really bad on the surface. I still would like to reserve judgment until we know what happened.
02:59Did he get hurt? I don't know. They said people were saying he might've gotten hurt at that moment,
03:04but it looks bad. It does. I mean, even if you're on the field, you're occupying,
03:08there are two defenders that are on him. He at least could just stand there and he's fine. It's
03:13kind of a wild move that just completely. Sure. I'm not saying it's not. And you're right. There
03:17has been bad body language moments before. And we had Colin here two weeks ago and we talked about
03:22it and he was like, that's just who DJ is. Even if we're winning or we're losing. He's just an
03:26asshole. No, no, no. Even if we're winning or losing, he's just a guy who's going to go sit
03:29on the bench by himself and do his own thing. And guys are like that. There was also the Tyson
03:33badge in clip where it looked like he went over to him and said, we need you out here.
03:39Listen, I'm not saying it feels like a situation where if there's smoke, there's fire. And it,
03:47I feel that can't be good for, if I had my metal detector out, I'm not saying that there would be
03:52no beeps of concern. Like there are beeps. I just don't know if they're, you know, fire alarm Ricky
03:58quarterback, number one, overall pick, especially where are the bears a four or five now. So
04:04four and four, four and four. Okay. All right. So eight games in we're dead. I mean, you have
04:10your whole division slate. So like you could string together a few wins and that could matter,
04:14but obviously we would have to win. We would have to win. If we want to go six into three,
04:20we still have 10 wins. And I don't think that gets you into the NFC
04:23or cooked 10 wins. We'll get you into week to week league. I don't think 10 wins gets you in,
04:29in the NFC. Do you, I think it does. I think it does. I don't know. Eagles are seven and two,
04:36but the Eagles are six and two. I, the only difference is you're the bear schedule coming
04:42up is such a gauntlet. So it's like, like, yeah, you can flip a switch, but I don't know.
04:51You got the pets. You got six divisional games, the Seahawks and the diners.
04:54Yeah. That's tough. Cause like right now the bucks are sitting at four and four,
04:57their lineup to play the chiefs tonight, which is certainly a tall task. But even if we lose
05:02this game, we're far from that. We got two against the Panthers. We're playing the same
05:04as playing the Raiders. We're playing the giants. We have a soft schedule.
05:0810 NFL just isn't good this year. Every team has a soft schedule. Like I, you go around
05:14everywhere and it's like, who have you beaten? And everyone has the same answer. It's like,
05:18oh yeah, they have a lot of wins, but they have a bunch of wins against two wind team. Cause
05:21everyone in the NFL is a two wind team with the Panther. Yeah. You beat the
05:26Panthers to win team. Now, congrats to them. Um, the state that kind of going hand in hand with
05:31that, the saints fired Dennis Allen this morning after so many saints players took to social media
05:39to voice their displeasure with everything. Chris will lobby again, another concussion
05:44cam Jordan tweeting after the cam Jordan, by the way, zero sacks, less six and games. Why don't
05:48you shut up, dude? Uh, Michael Thomas during the game, former saint, just saying how much Derek car
05:53sucks. Uh, max, what are your thoughts on the saints cleaning house? The saints are
06:00interesting. They started off the year two and Oh, they were played in that. Yeah. And they,
06:05they should have won that Philly game easily. We got pretty lucky on the coverage on the Goddard
06:12play Eagles ended up winning. And then it's just been an absolute dumpster fire. The, the players
06:18going to Twitter. I feel like I've never seen that. Like you, you have press conferences after
06:23the game. Why wouldn't you just voice your displeasure there? Why did everyone collectively
06:27agree to just go to Twitter and talk about what's going on? And then it was all right after what
06:34Michael Thomas was doing, which was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen from a former
06:39player going around to fans in the city and asking, what do you think about Derek car? And
06:44be like, yay sucks. He sucks. Tell me about Derek car, man. You don't like him. What's wrong with
06:53him? He doesn't know how to play. Always keep the ball. Man. That's crazy. You know that? Yeah.
07:02I don't know. That was one of the weirder things. And then obviously Dennis Allen
07:06deserved to be fired this morning. He, he doesn't get talked about for the biggest fall from grace
07:12ever. The NFL does the top 100 every year. I think it was 2019. He w he was number one.
07:18Cam Jordan? No. Oh, Michael Thomas. Oh, number one. Best player. Dennis Allen.
07:24A lot of crossing. Michael Thomas, number one, best player in the league now unemployed
07:30tweeting during games about how much his former quarterback sucks is an unbelievable fall from
07:37grace in under five years. It's a target machine. He got hurt a bunch too, but he lied about a lot
07:42of surgeries and stuff like that. But yeah, he just like didn't take team advice. Got his own,
07:46did it on their own shit. Like a lot of that's on it. I'm happy for the saints though. It's nice
07:51that you guys could fire coaches mid season. I like that. That's your takeaway here. I'm sorry
07:57to bring it back to me, but that, that would be sick. If you were to fire flus, who do you want
08:01calling plays? Or who do you want as the head of the ship? You want Shane Waldron? No, no,
08:06you got to hire the special teams. Hightower. You just let him take care of giving the keys for
08:11the last nine games and go from there. Keep my guy, Ryan Griffin, a quarterback coach.
08:16First year. Hey, Caleb, Caleb's going to be fun. Uh, let's talk about max, your city Philly.
08:22What a weird weekend for Philly. So first we have non-football related. This was the first
08:30one to come out Saturday. Joel Embiid punching, later deleted, shoving a reporter in the locker
08:38room based on a story that he wrote, which he mentioned Embiid's dead brother and son,
08:44and in relation to his effort and like willingness to come back. And then Jason Kelsey
08:51taking a guy's phone and just smashing it, which I thought was hilarious.
09:02Very, very weird weekend. I'm not even going to lump Penn state with James Franklin. So
09:05that we'll talk about that later, but what's going on with Philly athletes in general,
09:09Saquon also maybe the play of a lifetime. Well, we'll get to the Saquon play later.
09:15Those two incidents. It's insane that they both happened within 24 hour period,
09:21like 12 hours. And they're, and it's both like the two faces of, of like Philadelphia sports.
09:27Like Joel, you could argue one, a one B Joel Embiid, Jason Kelsey. Like
09:32you think of Philly athletes, even though Kelsey is retired, you think of those two guys
09:36and like very aggressive, aggressive, aggressive moments towards fans. And, but most, most people
09:46are on both of their sides of that. Like sometimes there are a fan, a fan and a reporter. Sometimes
09:53people take things too far and think that they can talk to these athletes. Like they're not real
09:59people. Right. And these athletes have the right to come back at them. Like they are still humans
10:04and you're still having human to human interaction. And these people have the right to be
10:08like, fuck you. You can't say this about me just because like, I am this celebrity in your eyes
10:14that you think that you can write or say whatever you want in front of me. So I'm obviously I'm on
10:18both of their sides. I think it's bullshit. What Marcus Hayes wrote about Joel Embiid, absolutely
10:23insane to compare his leg, his leg, Joel Embiid's legacy, disappointing the like Joel Embiid's
10:33disappointment of his legacy and compare that to the death of his little brother. Like how does
10:39that happen? Yeah. Yeah. It was a, it was a tough scene. Eddie, what are your thoughts on all of
10:45these matters? Do you agree with damage of property max? I don't, I don't, I don't know what
10:50your, do I agree with what damage of property damage of property? I mean, yeah, that guy just
10:56is better than that than punching him in the face. No, I know. I was going to troll, but I can't,
11:00I'm not like I'm a show on Kelsey side. People are just too comfortable. Yeah. People are just
11:04way too comfortable with just trying to get the clip or trying to get the fucking YouTube prank
11:09or whatever. People are just idiots way too comfortable. And uh, I think the blog is weirder.
11:16Like, because the Kelsey thing, it's like, all right, that guy's liquored up. He's trying to,
11:19you know, get some type of reaction, which he got in the demise of his phone. But the article is
11:25like, someone also probably read that and was like, yeah, yeah, that's good. For sure. It was,
11:31it was a Philly inquire article. Like that was a Philly. Oh God. So it's like these things went
11:38through multiple channels. And that's also like the Philly media is insane. Like obviously I guess,
11:44and this was a day after he was like, I've done way too much of this fucking city to be talked
11:47about this or something of that. No, no, no, no. The article was written before the season,
11:53but like, Oh, it was reference. The guy, he was talking about that article when he said,
12:01I've done way too much for this city. And that this was the first time that they, that they
12:05saw each other. He's been having us in the chamber for weeks. Right. Okay. Interesting.
12:11I mean, I guess we can put the, like the actual blurb of the article, but he, I mean, he essentially
12:18said that Joel Embiid wants to be good for his son who he named after his brother who died and
12:24like, and then immediately was like, well, he wants to be good for his son and his brother.
12:29Well, he actually sucks because he never plays. And it was like, how can you, you can say like
12:33the availability, blah, blah, blah, but why do you have to relate that to his son and his dead
12:38brother? It was like, he almost quit basketball when his brother died because he was in the
12:42States and his brother died in a car accident in Cameroon. And it like really, really affected
12:47him mentally. And it was like, how are you going? Like, why do you need to bring something like that
12:52up? Because he's not playing back to back October basketball, like whatever that. I mean, we're no
13:00strangers to this. We got the Brandon Walker, Devlin push. You'd almost destroyed his phone
13:05a couple of weeks ago. I have a couple incidents. It's right. I mean, after seeing both like the
13:11context of both these, I think, you know, even as a guy who's not a fan of Philly sports teams,
13:16like it's hard to not side with both Jason Kelsey and Embiid on these matters. The Cowboys,
13:23another dumpster fire getting smoked by the Falcons. CD lamb potentially injured in that
13:31with an AC joint thing. Dax saying we fucking suck. Listen, we're in the cave every Sunday.
13:38And Max, I know you could agree. And Steven, you don't agree, but you don't talk as
13:44as filthy as Max and I. But sometimes there's nothing better than dropping it. We fucking suck.
13:50I don't. I hate Dak Prescott for a lot of reasons. I don't blame him for saying that at all at all.
13:57Nor do I think like Cowboys fans should, because I'm sure every single Cowboys fans were saying the
14:01same thing at that moment. And it's like, sometimes you say shit in the middle of a game when you're
14:06watching it. And it's like, you don't really mean it, but that's what you're feeling at that moment.
14:11Like the amount of times that I've like seen Jalen hurts, you know, hold on to a ball for too long
14:15and like take a sack or make it intercept or throw a bad interception. I'm like, this guy fucking
14:20sucks. I don't actually believe it. But in the moment, I'm going to say that because I'm pissed
14:25off of what I'm watching and that's all that he was doing. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. I mean,
14:29the Cowboys are in a tailspin Zeke Elliott getting not suspended, but not traveling with the team
14:35because missing meetings late for meetings. They're just, I mean, they couldn't run the ball
14:39to begin with, but they're just on an ultimate downward spiral spiral. The rest of the NFL.
14:45I don't think there's a ton of talk about, I mean, Lamar is incredible. Obviously the
14:48commanders up to seven and two, which is unreal. We've got Drake may versus Caleb next week,
14:53which will be honestly probably a pretty poor, boring game. If I'm, if I'm just being real with
14:58it real quick, though, the sake one, that was in a, and I'll talk about it because I did say
15:05sake one was going to be a fancy bus this year, which was obviously a horrible, terrible. My
15:09other take was that Marvin Harrison Jr. Wouldn't be a top 15 wide receiver. And I was correct on
15:13that, but yes, it was horrible, horrible take. He's been healthy and he's been incredible.
15:18This play for a guy who I referred to as a Twitter running back, because he does have like
15:24amazing highlights. This probably is number one. And he's had one where he threw up the peace sign
15:31of like the 50 yard line and been gone. I feel like this is one of the greatest highlights
15:37plays from running back ever. The, the part of this play that is so amazing is that he does the
15:45reverse hurdle, but right before it, he has like one of the best spin moves of the, of the year
15:49and no one will ever talk about it. Like this guy's I'm dead to rights and he just fucking
15:54jukes him out of his shoes. And I mean, he is probably, he's got to be one of the top two,
16:00most like most gifted athletes in the NFL right now of like just pure strength and athleticism.
16:07And he's pretty sick. I mean, this is kind of what we waited for when he got drafted to overall.
16:12Yeah. It was like really shining. I think, also think it shows a lot about the giants of like,
16:17yeah, he's in his, what is age 28, 29 season right now as a running back. That's like,
16:23I think he's a little younger. He's like 26, 27. No, he's, he was 2018. So six years now, maybe.
16:31I think, I think if I had to guess, I would say 28, he's 27, 27, 27. Okay.
16:36It'll be 28, 28. Oh yeah. It'll be 28 in February. So he's close to close to being in his 28 season,
16:41which is not, that's old for, that's old for a running back. And he's by far showing like
16:47his highest potential this year. And I think that has a lot to say with the New York giants
16:51more than it does the Philadelphia Eagles, but you had a great rookie season. You're like 200,
16:562000 all purposes, but since then, like he has not met expectations. This is, this is what we,
17:04you're right. Expected to see when he got drafted to overall. So hopefully you can keep it rolling.
17:08Um, let's touch on college football. Another, I'm not going to necessarily associate them with
17:13Philly cause it's a little far away from that, but Penn state loses to Ohio state,
17:16James Franklin going at a fan after the game.
17:19What do you think about this? I mean, the, the fan kind of, I couldn't really decipher what he
17:38said. Uh, the, it was first and goal from the three to tie the game up late in the fourth.
17:45And I think they ran it three times and, and then they threw it. It was like a horrible pass.
17:53No, he kept, he, he was pointing at three, three. So I think that he was talking about the three
17:59plays from within with inside the three. Cause that's what also most Penn state fans were upset
18:04about. Um, again, I also don't have any problem with what James Franklin said, like, I mean,
18:10but all he said is what's your name? Yeah. What's your name? Like, it's not like,
18:14yeah, but as a 19 year old, you want like one of the most powerful guys on campus,
18:18wrong reasons. Probably not an ideal situation. Yeah. I don't, I mean, I, I kind of think it's
18:23like, uh, James Franklin's pissed off like this. Yeah. So yeah, that's why I think he's talking
18:32cause he keeps putting up the three number. I don't know. I, I think that most of Penn state
18:37is very upset with James Franklin right now. Eight straight losses to Ohio state, I believe.
18:41Yeah. I think he's Owen six or he's like one in 10 against Ohio state and his
18:46tenure there. And then like three and 16 against top 10 teams. Like
18:50curious though. Is there any solace in the fact though, that he does still have a chance in
18:56typical years, if this was years prior, the season's over there, you're getting a bowl game
19:00and that's the season they're going to make the playoff. Yeah. He does have a chance of redemption
19:04here. And that's what this new playoff format has changed for Penn state is that if you look at
19:10Penn, if you look at James Franklin's tenure at Penn state, like his playoff percentage would be
19:16like among the tops in the country. If it was a 12 team playoff every year, because every single
19:21year they're in that eight to 12, they're in that eight to 12 range. That's like, you just have to
19:27look at different programs around college football and be like for 95% of college programs. Like
19:33that is an ideal situation for your coach to be in. Like you want to be in the mix. You want to
19:39have a chance to go in and have these big games, but Penn state holds himself to a higher standard.
19:46They have a lot of history there and fans are upset, but this is a different year because right
19:52now it would be like, all right, Penn state season's over. You're not going to make it. You
19:56are going to have a shot to have a big win. Hopefully at home in the first round of the
20:00college football playoff, which if he can do that, it pretty much will write the wrong of this game.
20:08So that's just like the difference of college football this year. Yeah, for sure. This isn't
20:12the first time he's done it though. There's been other times where he's gone at fans, which
20:16if I'm being honest, I don't hate, like if you're a fan and you're going to like talk to a guy who's
20:21in his most, like they put everything into this. If you're going to talk to a guy who's in his most
20:27down right after a loss back, and I'm not saying like fist fight him, but like have the balls to
20:33like have a, have an argument with him. I think that's totally fine. Yeah. And I don't think that
20:38it don't hide behind the fucking railing. It all, it all really depends on like context and like
20:44what you're like. I didn't necessarily love the Nick Sirianni a couple of weeks ago when he like
20:51had barely squeaked by the Browns and like kind of ran towards the state, like the,
20:57the sidelines after he had like squeaked out a win against the Browns kind of like,
21:02look at me, look at me. But I have less issue with James Franklin just kind of responding to a guy
21:08that's right in his face and just being like, what's your name? If you're going to like talk
21:11this shit, like put your name behind it. And I also have no problem with the kid just running
21:16away, being like, uh, I didn't mean, I didn't mean to get myself in this situation here, but
21:22maybe he just wanted his name to address him by his name. Yeah. So you don't really know exactly
21:26what was going on. Okay. Phil, let me tell you why we ran it three times, Phil. Yeah.
21:32If I was a fan, like I had a problem with, uh, the bucks last week, Liam Cohen, they had,
21:37uh, against the Falcons big game. They're running five yards a clip in the first half. They two
21:41runs in the second half. If I was right next to the tunnel, here's leaving. And I would be like,
21:45why the fuck do you only run it two times? I would love for him to answer that question to my feet.
21:48That's exactly what I'm looking for. And I do that. I don't know why you would do that to get a
21:52reaction and then just bounce. But I also think that's, you're a little bit different of a fan
21:56of like, you would, you would like to like sit down and have a, have a coffee and like,
22:00actually go through the X's and O's. I think most fans just want, what are we doing? They're in
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23:15some people could have some food allergies to peanuts. Let's talk about peanut the squirrel.
23:20This is a crazy story. It's is it real? I think it has to be real. It's a, it's a guy who had a
23:28tick tock account for a squirrel. So he rescued a squirrel that I guess was injured out in the wild
23:34and nurse it back to health in his apartment. And the squirrel I guess was thriving. The squirrel's
23:42name is peanut and somebody reported it that I guess knew where he lived or whatever reported it
23:50and the squirrel was taken by authorities and euthanized. This is an all time crazy story
23:57assuming this is true, which we are believing at face value right now. I think it has to be.
24:03It's like AP news is, is put out this article here. I don't think this is like, just like,
24:08this is the AP, the Associated Press, right? Yeah. I know it's real, but
24:14they really euthanized it. Like it didn't just die in like transportation transport. Like,
24:20you know, like squirrels don't die easy. Yeah, that's true. I still don't understand the,
24:25like, I guess it's illegal to, to yeah, a lot of animals that have this squirrel as a pet.
24:31Is that like a, I mean, what are we doing? It's tonight's Monday night football. There's going
24:35to be a vignette during the game of Carson Steele's alligator in his house. And we're
24:40worried about a squirrel. What is, what is that squirrel going to do to anybody? There's a million
24:46squirrels everywhere just because this one guy has a squirrel in his house. Yeah. But where's
24:52the line max versus a squirrel. Then it's a raccoon. Then it's a five. There was a raccoon.
24:56Also there was also Fred, Fred, the raccoon, and it's a wolf. Where's the line max. Yeah.
25:03And then it attacks a kid. And then they throw the go fund me out there. And that where's the
25:07line max. But, but the squirrel, but the squirrels and the raccoons are already there. I guess you,
25:12you will euthanize a raccoon if there's, if there's like an infestation, like a neighborhood,
25:18but there's squirrels everywhere. You're not euthanizing just random squirrels that are
25:21going across your, your front lawn. Do you ever get spooked with the squirrels at Hofstra? They
25:25go right, right up to your feet. They're within a foot of your body. And that is actually
25:30squirrels. Yeah. I had that observation the other day, how it's crazy
25:35that we're not as afraid of squirrels as we should be. Like if I see a rat, I'm like, you know,
25:40I'll avoid that thing. Like the plague, but squirrels like, all right, there he is.
25:45One of the grossest things I've ever had to do as an adult was when we lived in Jersey,
25:51we had the power lines and a squirrel fell off the power line and just died in my driveway.
25:58And so I had to like shovel it into a garbage bag. It was so disgusting. It was like fully
26:03intact, but it was just, it just looked like it was asleep. I'll one-up you on that. I hate to
26:07be that guy, but I got to one-up you. Hit me. I had a guy across the street and he would walk
26:11by and say hello so casually. And he'd pick up the dead squirrels with his bare hands and throw
26:16them in the garbage. And he would think nothing of it. How many times has this happened? You had
26:20a lot of dead squirrels by you? At least multiple. Yeah. At least two. I feel like there's got to be
26:25some sort of disease by just raw dogging. Yeah, that bushy tail. Yeah, a dead. You'd think. See,
26:31that's what I don't get. Like rats, you just think like, oh yeah, disease if you go too close. And
26:35then the other one, I mean, I don't think that's normal either to just pick up a fucking dead
26:39squirrel. No, I agree. It was like, hey, what's up buddy? Nick's doing well. He's in the house.
26:45You want me to go call him? I'm like, dude, you have a fucking tail. You have a squirrel by the
26:49bushy tail. I don't want to talk to you. I was at a wedding this weekend. I was taking an Uber to
26:54the airport with a buddy of mine who's a doctor. And he does experiments on animals for medical
27:02purposes. And he works with some type of monkey and rats. And I was like, oh, you have to get
27:09suited up. He's like, oh yeah. He's like, you got to wear full suits and whatever. Because if you
27:13get bit or get some type of disease from monkey, he's like, there's not cures for most of those.
27:20So he's like, you're probably going to die. It's just insane to think about. It is. Yeah. Don't
27:26pick up squirrels with your bare hands. Anything post-show we got? Big Cat's got kidney stones,
27:32which is just the absolute worst. And it's crazy. I mean, this isn't his first rodeo with kidney
27:39stones, but I. How many has he had before? I don't, I think this is second or third time. I
27:46just know that when he initially told us he was like, oh, PFT, like it's happening again. So I was
27:51like, all right. Yeah. Like I know that you guys remember Tanya from the real world. Walla Walla
27:54Washington. Yeah. She's got kidney stones right now. Well, I mean, she always said that was like
27:59her story on the show. I can't, I can't say I'm familiar with the program. You know what I'm
28:04talking about. So you think kidney stones, you think a Tanya crazy Tanya from the challenge?
28:08Yeah. That's, I don't know what else you would think about her for
28:12it. Being like a wild drunk girl. Like I was Tanya. Great. You saw it and then they showed
28:19it in the toilet. It was great. I didn't watch her real world. She was actually, she was in
28:22Chicago season. I watched on the challenge after. Okay. So yeah, I, I still don't necessarily
28:27understand what kidney stones are. Do you literally piss out calcium deposits? I think,
28:31but do you piss out like a, like a, a hard substance? Yes. No. Yeah. You piss out a rock.
28:37You see a rock come out of your, uh, your penis. Oh yeah. So like, there's like,
28:42like as you're pissing that out, is there like a, like a lump go go like going out. Oh my God.
28:49You know how like if you like mix like Gatorade or like an electrolyte thing and like some like
28:53stuff gets stuck on the bottom and it just like hardens. That's kind of what it is like.
28:58You know, it's crazy. It's like big cat. Remember that lane Kiffin? Uh, no, it was Hugh freeze
29:04when he was in the hospital bed coaching. Like, yeah, there was no way that guy was missing NFL
29:09Sunday. Oh no. You're just going to turn around and you'll see max means and fucking Shane just
29:14wheeling this guy around. I mean, he's carrying, I was like, what are you doing? Yeah. Pugs carry
29:18in the water, the water bag and you're just wheeling them in the part of my tank. Big cats.
29:24I'm missing something. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Um, all right. Fun. Rundown. Uh, thanks to max.
29:29Thanks to Eddie, Steven Shay. We got Sam on the sticks box. Let's shock the world tonight.