Tell Me Lies S2 Episode 5 - Evil, Ornery, Scandalous, and Evil
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00:00I'm never going to get used to saying the word fiancée, kind of lady, you know?
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:07No.
00:08Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, you call me.
00:11I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:13If I did, you can do it.
00:15I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:17Would anyone like to share their work?
00:19Yes, Katie?
00:20Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:22I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:25If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:35Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:37Yeah.
00:38This is Steven DeMarco, your new TA.
00:40I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:43Diana kind of told me off.
00:44Diana did?
00:45I need to tell you something.
00:46I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:49You haven't told anyone about this?
00:50Of course not.
00:51If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:53I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:58I've never gotten to sleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:01Okay, I'll work on that.
01:02Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:08I know you're fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:11Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now, the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from car wreck from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:28♪
01:40With your feet on the air, your head on the ground
01:47Try this trick and spin it, yeah
01:52Your head will collapse and there's nothing in it
01:56And your eyes can tell
01:58Where is my mind?
02:01Where is my mind?
02:03Where is my mind?
02:15Lay out in the water
02:19Lay out in the water
02:22Hey.
02:24Oh, hey.
02:27God, this printer.
02:28I swear, this is like a fucking social experiment.
02:30It keeps saying it's printing and then nothing is happening.
02:33Oh, uh, here, look. Let me try.
02:37I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:42So, Ridley said that you talked to him
02:45about getting the football team to leave me alone.
02:48Yeah, I-I did.
02:52Thanks.
02:54It was nice of you.
02:58Those fucking boys.
03:00They're too old to keep being such pieces of shit.
03:04What?
03:05No, no, yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more like me?
03:09Yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more mature like us?
03:28Yeah.
03:34And I think we're very mature.
03:40Yeah.
03:43Next week, we'll be getting into the first-person pieces,
03:46so make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:52Well, that's all for today, and happy Halloween!
03:55I gotta run. I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy, can I talk to you quickly?
04:07Yeah.
04:11Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:18I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:22Yeah.
04:23But when I tried to add you, I wasn't able due to your GPA.
04:26A minimum of 3.2 is required, and you are 3.0.
04:30No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:32My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:34Apparently, there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:37I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:41But an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:44Fuck. I did not know that.
04:48So why did you drop the class?
04:50My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:52He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:54I don't know. I don't know.
04:56Should I talk to someone about this?
04:58No, no, no, no. It would just make it worse.
05:00If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes,
05:03this isn't okay.
05:04No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:07He's not dangerous. He's just a fucking asshole.
05:10Are you sure? Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:15This is so frustrating.
05:17This is so frustrating. I've worked so hard this semester.
05:22All right. Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:27I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:29Thank you. That would be amazing.
05:34So any fun Halloween plans?
05:36Yeah, yeah. My friend's coming to visit.
05:38I'm going to go meet her now, actually.
05:40What about you?
05:42Nope. No plans for me at all.
05:46My husband is actually out of town this weekend,
05:48so I have all the house for myself, which I don't mind.
05:53Lucy!
05:55Yes! Oh, my God!
05:58I missed you so much!
06:00I missed you, too.
06:02I'm so excited.
06:03No, you have no idea. Thank God you're here.
06:05I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:07Why?
06:08That class I dropped because of Steven fucked with my GPA.
06:11They're counting it as a zero.
06:13How does he still manage to ruin things,
06:15even when you're not with him anymore?
06:17I don't know. I don't know.
06:19How does he still manage to ruin things,
06:21even when you're not with him anymore?
06:23I don't know. I'm just trying not to focus on it.
06:25He would be so happy if he knew.
06:27I really hope we run into him this weekend.
06:29I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:33Let's try and avoid that, okay?
06:35Come here.
06:37Oh.
06:39I'm so happy you're here.
06:49I'm so happy you're here.
06:56Bree! Liddy's here.
06:58Oh, my God! Hi!
07:00So nice to meet you.
07:02I have heard so much about you.
07:04What are you packing for?
07:06Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last-minute weekend thing.
07:11I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:13Oh, it's okay. Next time.
07:15I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:17Oh, yeah, yeah. Take this, and I'll be there in a second.
07:19Bye.
07:26Your foster sister?
07:29Okay.
07:31Oliver is surprising me.
07:33He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:36I just... I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:40No, that... That's...
07:42That's so nice.
07:44Please don't hate me.
07:46The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer,
07:49and it's probably because he felt guilty.
07:54No, you should... You should go and have fun.
07:57Thanks.
07:59Yeah.
08:00It's the first time we get to spend a whole weekend together.
08:02Wow.
08:04Can you cover for me?
08:06With Pippa?
08:08Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
08:16You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:19Yeah. She's at my place half the time anyway.
08:22Why do you look constipated?
08:24Because they're posting the LSAT scores today,
08:26and the website's not fucking loading.
08:33I'm surprised Mom likes Diana so much.
08:35Why?
08:37She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:41Holy shit.
08:43Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:45I got a 174.
08:46Is that good or bad?
08:47It's really good.
08:49Diana. Hi.
08:51I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:53Did you check yours? Did you do okay?
08:55Very okay.
08:57Yes.
09:00Come here.
09:01Okay.
09:02Holy shit.
09:03Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:06I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:09Yes, come on.
09:11Wait, Steven.
09:13The LSAT was not good.
09:15Yeah, funny.
09:16It isn't a joke. I barely broke 150.
09:19I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie and ruin the mood.
09:23Wait, what?
09:25How's that even possible?
09:27I don't know.
09:28I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:30But you said you felt good.
09:31I did.
09:39What does this mean for law school?
09:41I can't apply this year.
09:43No, no, no, no.
09:46We're supposed to go together.
09:49And live together.
09:50No, it's a fucking disaster.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:59Let's deal with it after Sadie leaves.
10:03Please.
10:11Just pop it down there.
10:13Oh, and thank you.
10:23So?
10:26What do you think? Is it nice?
10:29I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:34I can't believe you did this.
10:36You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:42Right.
10:44What sort of wine do you want?
10:47There's a bar downstairs.
10:51Or we could stay in the room.
10:54I'm fine with whatever.
10:58Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress just to stay up in the room.
11:03Okay, go.
11:04It's drinking.
11:06No!
11:07You killed him!
11:09He's dead.
11:10How can it be dead? It's just beer.
11:13Are they always this gross?
11:15Or they're always that gross?
11:17Leo.
11:18Disgusting.
11:19Did I ever tell you about the time that Lucy shit her pants on Halloween?
11:23Lydia!
11:24Oh my God.
11:25Oh my God.
11:26Oh my God.
11:27Oh my God.
11:28Oh my God.
11:29Oh my God.
11:30Oh my God.
11:31Lydia!
11:32Let go of the fuck.
11:34I was 12.
11:35Oh, it's food poisoning.
11:37You bitch.
11:38You were 15, I was 12 and it was sad, actually.
11:43Leo, get her off me.
11:45Get her off.
11:50You know, I actually really like you, Leo.
11:52You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's that I approve of.
11:55Okay, let's not dwell on the past, guys.
11:58Except the part where you shit yourself?
12:00Shoot yourself?
12:01Right, right.
12:02Let's do all of that.
12:03Yes, to Lucy shooting your pants.
12:06Oh, it's a sophomore double?
12:09She's tiny.
12:10Hey.
12:11Chris!
12:12Hi.
12:13Hey.
12:14Hi.
12:16What's up, man?
12:18Hey, Lydia said you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:20Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:22Lady Gaga?
12:24Yeah.
12:27Shots.
12:28Do you want a drink?
12:29I would love to.
12:32I swear Lydia didn't tell me he was coming tonight.
12:35What do you want to do?
12:36We can ditch them.
12:37We can say we're not feeling well.
12:39Stop.
12:40Stop.
12:41OK.
12:42I'm fine.
12:43Lydia's your best friend.
12:44We're not going to ditch her just because her brother's a creep.
12:46Are you sure?
12:47Yes.
12:48Stop.
12:49OK.
12:50Shots.
12:51Backgrounds.
12:52Hey.
13:00You are going to regret those shoes.
13:02They have a thick heel.
13:04Demarcuses.
13:05Hey, guys.
13:06Sadie.
13:07Hi.
13:08Wow.
13:09Hi.
13:10Nice effort.
13:11Oh, thanks.
13:12Yeah, I was going to go all out like you,
13:13and I remember I don't give a shit.
13:15I'm going to go get more drinks.
13:17OK.
13:18Oh, my.
13:23Wow.
13:24She kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:27Is that your girlfriend?
13:28No, we're just hanging out.
13:30Is that what Molly thinks?
13:33I think so.
13:35What?
13:36Well, let's see.
13:37You've been sleeping together for weeks,
13:39and you make her breakfast every time she stays over.
13:42You make her breakfast?
13:43Yeah, why is that bad?
13:44Not bad.
13:45Just not enough.
13:46I don't know.
13:47I don't know.
13:48I don't know.
13:49I don't know.
13:51Not bad.
13:52Just stupid.
13:53Unless you want a girlfriend.
13:54I don't want a girlfriend.
13:55OK, well, then it's stupid.
13:58Oh, no, that poor girl.
14:00Yeah, it's very cruel.
14:01You know what's funny?
14:02Evan has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:05Yeah.
14:06I'm thrilled.
14:07Whatever.
14:08Fuck both of you.
14:09Fuck you.
14:20What the fuck?
14:31All right, you got beer?
14:33Yeah, this is.
14:35You OK?
14:36Yeah.
14:37All right, Peppa.
14:38There you go.
14:39All right, cheers.
14:45Do you not like beer?
14:46No, I'm just like not really in the mood.
14:48What? It's Halloween!
14:50Yeah, you want me to make you something else?
14:52No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa crush some beers.
14:54Okay, I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:57I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
15:19Oh, my God, it doesn't even look like you.
15:22Stop being so obvious.
15:24You're gonna get me in trouble.
15:26The irony of that statement.
15:33Cheers.
15:35Cheers.
15:40I like it here.
15:42Yeah? Mm-hm.
15:44You know, in a perfect world, I'd take you out all the time,
15:46show you off.
15:51Where does Marianne think you are?
15:54Visiting an old friend in the city.
15:58It's weird.
16:00What is?
16:02I love everything that we do together.
16:06But...
16:08you have this whole other life that I don't know anything about.
16:12I'm not really allowed to ask.
16:15You're allowed to ask.
16:17About Marianne.
16:21All right.
16:25When you first met...
16:29did you like her right away?
16:32I did, yes.
16:37How did you propose?
16:39We just finished dinner.
16:41So you had a ring?
16:43Of course.
16:45Do you have fun with her?
16:47I do.
16:49Yeah, I mean, not all the time, but we have fun.
16:52What about your first wife?
16:54What was she like?
16:56Ah, don't really talk about that.
17:01How are you not freezing?
17:05Here.
17:17Your friend's missing you?
17:19No.
17:21I do feel kind of bad about Lucy, though.
17:24We had made plans,
17:26but she knew how excited I was for this.
17:30You told her you were with me?
17:34Um...
17:36Yeah.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:40It slipped out accidentally.
17:43She would never say anything.
17:45She's in my wife's class with you,
17:47and from what you've told me, she doesn't sound too solid.
17:50Solid?
17:51Trustworthy.
17:53No, she's... she's fine.
17:56I swear it's not an issue.
17:58Not an issue?
18:01Okay, that... that sounded dumb.
18:04I... I mean, she's...
18:07she's not going to make it an issue.
18:09You know what a big risk I'm taking, being here with you.
18:12This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
18:14You can trust me.
18:17I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me.
18:19I don't have anyone to talk to about us, and...
18:23I-I just...
18:25I blurted it out like an idiot because...
18:28because I was so happy.
18:36I'm not mad.
18:39Let's go back to the room. Yeah.
18:41Uh, can we get the check, please? Thank you.
18:48Next time, take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
18:58Okay.
19:29Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
19:32Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
19:35Oh, my God.
19:37Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
19:39Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
19:44Steven DeMarco?
19:46I can't believe this. I am, like, so starstruck right now.
19:49Do I know you?
19:51I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:53Mmm.
19:54Honestly, after everything Lucy said about you
19:57being a cheating sociopath who terrorizes girls,
20:00I just thought you might at least be better looking.
20:04But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:12Steven, what did you do?
20:14Nothing.
20:16I don't know that girl.
20:18But you dated her friend.
20:19For, like, a second. It was nothing.
20:21And then Diana and I worked things out, got back together,
20:24and this girl, she had a nervous breakdown.
20:27What was her name?
20:29Her name was Lucy.
20:33Was he really bad?
20:35Um...
20:38No.
20:40He tried to end things nicely.
20:42Lucy basically stalked him.
20:44Let's move on, shall we?
20:46Okay.
20:47All righty.
20:48Okay. Relax.
20:55Ew!
20:57I just terrified Steven.
21:00Wait, what? No, what did you do?
21:02Oh, no, he was just sitting there with, like, his stupid face,
21:05and I couldn't help myself. I reamed him out.
21:07No, no, Lydia, no. Why did you do that?
21:09I really don't want to start shit with him.
21:11I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:13Okay, you literally sucker-punched my ex-boyfriend last Christmas.
21:16It's the least I could do.
21:18Oh, sucker-punched?
21:20We'll tell you later. Lydia, I love you.
21:22But please just drop the Steven stuff, okay?
21:24I just want to have a good night.
21:26Okay.
21:27Okay?
21:28Woo!
21:29Make some room.
21:30Whoa!
21:31Oh!
21:32Huh?
21:33Oh!
21:34Just fell right into place.
21:36Come on, now.
21:44Hey.
21:45Hey.
21:47So, um...
21:50I saw another Lady Gaga over there.
21:53You want me to have her killed?
21:57Only if she's hotter than me.
21:59Otherwise, I suppose she could live.
22:03Are you having fun?
22:05Not really.
22:06Are you gonna open that?
22:09I thought they would be intimidating,
22:11but they're just incapacitating.
22:14Why don't we do it?
22:21Do your feet hurt yet?
22:23Okay, fine, fine.
22:25Can you just go back to the dorm?
22:27I get some sneakers. Please?
22:29Please? For me? Please?
22:30Right now.
22:31Mm-hmm.
22:33Hey, I'll go with you.
22:34Yeah, let's do it. Come on, let's do it.
22:36Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:38All right, I gotta tell Diana.
22:40Hey, Diana!
22:43Um, I should go.
22:45See you later.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:53Oh, my God.
23:11Do you want to get out of here?
23:13This party sucks.
23:16Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:27You know, it's funny seeing Sadie at a party.
23:30She's still 13 years old in my head.
23:32I know.
23:33It's weird thinking about her boarding school,
23:35living on her own.
23:37I'm just glad she's not at home with my mom anymore.
23:40Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:42She cut me off last semester.
23:44So that job with Diana's dad,
23:46that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:48Damn, man, I'm sorry.
23:49I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:51She is who she is.
23:52I have no idea how Sadie turned out so great
23:55after the house we grew up in.
23:59What?
24:00What?
24:01What?
24:02No, it's just that...
24:05I've always said the same thing about Bree.
24:10I'm trying to think of a good response,
24:12but it's not fun giving you shit.
24:14You look so despondent.
24:17I don't know, man.
24:18I just feel like...
24:20that's why I can't date Molly right now.
24:23You know, I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
24:25Yeah.
24:26It's okay.
24:28You can be casual after a breakup.
24:30That's very normal.
24:31I'm just trying to be nice.
24:33You know, and cooking a girl breakfast
24:35is the polite thing to do, I thought.
24:38If you worry so much about being the nice guy all the time,
24:41you're gonna end up being a bigger dick.
24:45Look at me.
24:46I'm way too nice to everyone.
24:53Let's go. Let's get back to the party. Come on.
24:55No, I think I'm gonna head home.
24:59All right.
25:00I will tell Molly you are very chic.
25:04Appreciate it, man.
25:08So, what?
25:10You weren't having fun with your boys?
25:13I don't know.
25:15I feel like everything...
25:17everything is boring me.
25:21Like even helping out with the team.
25:23I don't care.
25:25Well, on the bright side,
25:27in just a few months, you'll graduate.
25:29Yeah, but then what the fuck am I gonna do?
25:31I didn't plan anything.
25:33I never had time to do it before.
25:36I keep wanting to reach out to Drew,
25:38but I feel like I'm... I'm being overbearing.
25:41And, uh...
25:43Steven mentioned I should probably just wait.
25:45Let him reach out to me.
25:47Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:49If you want to talk to Drew, just call him.
25:52Yeah.
25:57What... what are you doing with those?
26:00I'm, uh... I'm weeding out the pink ones,
26:02because you hate them.
26:04I don't actually hate the pink ones.
26:06No one hates the pink ones.
26:08You told me that you hate them.
26:10Yeah, because you liked them, and I was trying to be generous.
26:12That's crazy.
26:14So I've just been sitting here having all the pink ones,
26:16and you've been sitting there in misery?
26:18I... I was trying to be a low-maintenance girlfriend.
26:21Well, this ends tonight.
26:24Oop! Whoa!
26:26Sorry.
26:28Stop!
26:30You know, you don't need to make shit up for my sake.
26:33Nah, you shouldn't be too flattered.
26:35I mean, I... I kind of do it with everyone, so...
26:37Give me more examples.
26:39Oh, my God, there's, like, a million. I...
26:41Come on. Let's hear them.
26:43Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:45They were kind of extremely painful.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:50And I hate watching football.
26:54Or any sport.
26:56Really?
26:58It's so boring.
27:00Ah!
27:03And...
27:06What?
27:08Okay.
27:10You know, when we had sex?
27:13Oh, shit. Yeah?
27:15I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:18Uh...
27:20How many?
27:22Like, all of them.
27:24Like, every single one.
27:26Jesus, what?
27:29Oh!
27:31Really, it's not you.
27:33I've never come with anyone.
27:35I'm... I'm just, like, I'm way too in my head.
27:38I'm, like, I'm thinking about if my tits look weird
27:42or if I'm making this stupid face.
27:44This is still very bad news for me.
27:46I'm sorry.
27:48Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:50Have you?
27:52Of course.
27:55Hey, um...
27:58Would you sleep here tonight?
28:01I just really hate being in here alone,
28:04and I haven't really been sleeping very well.
28:08Yeah, sure.
28:11But you didn't answer my question.
28:13Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:17Nope.
28:21Nope.
28:24So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:26Sounds like you've been a complete fucking disaster without me.
28:29Oh, my God, you're so annoying.
28:31Oh. I'm stealing this.
28:33Happy Halloween.
28:36♪
28:43Hey.
28:44Hi. Hi.
28:45I haven't seen Pippa. Have you seen her?
28:47Oh, I saw her leave a while ago.
28:49Wait, really? I would have walked back with her.
28:51I'm sure she got home.
28:52She's a big girl. I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:55That's not really the point.
28:57Is Pippa fun? She seems serious.
29:01Yeah, Pippa's amazing.
29:03She's one of the best people I know.
29:05Yeah, I think she's great.
29:09Hey.
29:12I'm not trying to start anything,
29:14but my brother's actually a really good person.
29:17Oh, okay.
29:19Who's your brother?
29:20Steven.
29:22Oh, my God.
29:24Steven has a sister?
29:26I'm not doing this.
29:27Okay, why doesn't Lucy tell you what kind of guy your brother is?
29:30It sounds like he tried to be nice,
29:32and she kind of stalked him.
29:34Stalked him?
29:36Sadie, come on.
29:37Yes, please, take the rabid child away.
29:39No, no, wait, hold on, hold on, come here.
29:41I'm actually curious about this.
29:43That's what your brother told you, that I stalked him?
29:45It was the first time I even heard him say your name.
29:49That's even more fucked up,
29:51because we were in a relationship for a whole school year.
29:54I was his girlfriend, okay?
29:57And he treated me horribly, because that's what he does.
30:00He lies, and he manipulates, and I know he's your brother.
30:03I know you love him, but he's a very bad person.
30:06And someday you're gonna wake up,
30:08and you're gonna see him for who he is,
30:09and it's gonna be a really sad day for you.
30:13What the fuck is wrong with you?
30:16Come on.
30:20I think you might have just traumatized that 12-year-old.
30:40Morning.
30:42You did really good.
30:45Thanks.
30:47It's a shitty camera.
30:50I'm saving for a better one.
30:53You should really pursue this.
30:55You're talented.
31:06I'm sorry, I got agitated last night.
31:09That's okay.
31:11Can we make up?
31:13Please.
31:24Oh, fuck.
31:26I just want you all the time.
31:29Let me order breakfast,
31:31so it'll be here when we're ready for it, yeah?
31:33Mm-hmm.
31:42Hey, could I get...
31:45Pancakes.
31:47One order of pancakes, please.
31:50Scrambled eggs and a pitcher of mimosas, please.
31:58What?
32:00Look, you're just so comfortable being so naked all over the place.
32:05I've noticed you've been covering up a bit this weekend.
32:09Well, don't laugh, okay?
32:13Mm.
32:15But this weekend was so last minute
32:18that I didn't have time to do a whole grooming routine.
32:24Well, it still looks good to me.
32:29You don't need to do all that, though.
32:31Getting rid of everything, it looks a bit prepubescent.
32:37Prepubescent.
32:43Oh.
32:45Yeah, well, I'll definitely stop then.
32:49Okay, just a thought.
32:56Is there anything else that you'd like for me to do?
33:01No.
33:03I just meant that you don't need to worry so much about it.
33:08By the time you're my age, you won't care about a little body hair.
33:16Well, it's too bad we won't know each other by then.
33:21Why wouldn't we?
33:34Mm.
33:36Your fingers are so huge.
34:04Mm.
34:22Hey, Lucy.
34:24Hi. Wrigley?
34:27Goodbye, Lucy.
34:30Hi.
34:32Hi.
34:34We're not fucking. I swear.
34:37I didn't say anything.
34:40We're just friends. It's nice.
34:43Okay. Good. I'm happy for you.
34:47I love Wrigley.
34:49Really? Mm-hmm.
34:51Lydia and I are going to go grab some breakfast. You want to come?
34:55Yes. Yes.
34:58I need shoes.
35:00Mm-hmm.
35:04Okay.
35:07What?
35:09Hey, let me call you right back. Don't worry.
35:13Hey, you okay? What's going on?
35:15Do you guys know this girl?
35:17Oh, yeah, that's the girl who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:21Katie. Yeah, she's kind of weird.
35:24I knew it. She's crazy.
35:26Okay, she hooked up with my brother
35:28and then sent some insane e-mail to her entire sorority
35:32stating that he basically raped her or something.
35:35She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
35:38When did this happen?
35:40I guess last week, but she sent the e-mail today.
35:44I mean, I'm sorry, but Chris is, like, objectively good-looking.
35:47I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:49Lydia, come on.
35:51Well, I'm sorry. I'm pissed, okay?
35:53You said yourself this girl is crazy.
35:55No, no, I didn't say she was crazy,
35:57and I think maybe we should find out some more details
35:59before we start calling her that.
36:01More details?
36:02I'm just saying it's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
36:04You were not there.
36:05You're talking about my brother.
36:07I know, but just because he's your brother
36:09doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck up.
36:12So you're calling him a rapist?
36:13No, that's...
36:14Then what are you calling him?
36:16I'm gonna let you guys talk, okay?
36:20You've known Chris his entire life.
36:21You know he would never do anything like this.
36:23You weren't there.
36:29I'm... I'm sorry.
36:30I know that's not what you want me to say.
36:34Okay, um...
36:37I'm gonna go get a coffee and, like, breathe for a second
36:40because you're really freaking me out right now.
36:42Lydia.
36:49Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
36:52Uh, yeah.
36:54He's really upset with me.
36:56You're gonna want to retake that as soon as possible.
36:58Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
37:00I can't just retake it.
37:03Steven, I barely made 150.
37:05I'm clearly not ready.
37:07I'm not gonna humiliate myself by failing a second time.
37:11So what's your plan?
37:13Study...
37:16and retake it next year.
37:18Apply to law school then.
37:19That's... that's crazy.
37:20It's what my dad said I should do.
37:22I think he wants me to learn a lesson or something.
37:25I feel like this is the first time I've ever really disappointed him.
37:30I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:33What do you mean?
37:35Just helping you with Yale.
37:38We were kind of a package deal.
37:41Unless you decide to wait with me.
37:51Oh, my God.
37:53What?
37:55Just, uh...
37:57just an email that went out to the whole sorority this morning.
38:01Hey.
38:03Where were you last night?
38:05Uh, slept at Pippa's.
38:08You joking?
38:11I just fell asleep over there. We didn't hook up or anything.
38:14Why would you hang out with a girl who ruined your brother's life
38:18if you're not even getting laid?
38:21Why do you care?
38:24If I feel okay about it, so should you.
38:27Right?
38:29I don't. I don't care.
38:31Well, I'm good.
38:33I'm gonna shower.
38:39They had no vanilla syrup left,
38:41so now I have to drink coffee that actually tastes like coffee.
38:45Thanks.
38:49Last night was fun.
38:51That Lucy girl is crazy, though.
38:54You were right.
38:56When did you meet Lucy?
38:58When he went to get my shoes.
39:00She kind of lost her shit at me.
39:02Yeah, yeah, Lucy got a little dramatic,
39:04but I pulled Sadie away.
39:06What did she say to you?
39:08That you're a liar and a manipulator,
39:12and someday I'm gonna find out what a bad person you are.
39:17It's fine.
39:19It's not like I believe her.
39:46What the fuck?
40:09Hi, it's Lucy. Leave a message.
40:13Hey, thanks for your little speech.
40:15That was cute.
40:17You're welcome.
40:19I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
40:22That's what she does.
40:24Makes everyone but herself out to be the bad guy, even you.
40:27Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.
40:29I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:31Oh, I know, I know, I know. She told me.
40:33What else did she say?
40:35She said that your biggest goal in life was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:38You lost your virginity when you were only 14,
40:40which, in Lucy's opinion, was really gross.
40:42You think you're this rebel
40:44because you smoked weed at your dad's country club,
40:46but actually you're a total conformist.
40:49You're gonna end up just like your mom.
40:51I don't know your mom, obviously,
40:53but I think she meant that as a negative.
40:55And, oh, yeah, she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:57Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one that's jealous.
41:00She never told me how hot you are.
41:10Shit.
41:32Shit.
41:40Shit.
42:01Hey.
42:03Hey, I-I really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:07Obviously, Chris is your brother,
42:09and you're gonna stand up for him,
42:11and I-I should not have said anything,
42:13and I'm-I'm sorry.
42:15You-you know I love you.
42:17Do you?
42:19Because I just ran into Steven, and he said a bunch of shit.
42:22What? About what?
42:24This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:27Like how you think I'm a conformist
42:30who's gonna end up like my mom,
42:32and he knew about me losing my virginity at 14.
42:35I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:37It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:39This is what he does. This is what he does.
42:41He twists shit all the time.
42:43He just left me the most disgusting voicemail
42:45I have ever heard in my life.
42:49He's-he's pissed that I said stuff to his sister,
42:51and he won't say anything to hurt me right now.
42:56You-you believe me over him, right?
42:59Yeah.
43:01Yeah, I do. It's just been a weird weekend, so...
43:04I know. I know. I'm sorry.
43:07We can still grab some breakfast.
43:10I still have to pack. My train's coming at noon.
43:13Yeah, okay.
43:17You know I love you, right?
43:20I know.
43:22I love you, too.
43:24Come here.
43:34Come here.
44:04Come here.
44:27Oh, what? So you talked shit to my sister last night,
44:30and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone?
44:32I knew you were pathetic, but I didn't realize
44:34you were still quite this desperate to get my attention.
44:45Do you wonder why I got tired of fucking you, Lucy?
44:52It's not because you're crazy.
44:55It's because you are so completely forgettable.
44:59No matter how hard you try to make yourself
45:01even marginally interesting, you cannot,
45:03you can't fucking do it, Lucy,
45:05because you're just a pointless fucking cunt!
45:07Hey.
45:09You do not understand the full context.
45:11She's been bothering me for months,
45:13and the fact that she spoke to you, and I...
45:15I lost it.
45:20Hey, please, please, can you say something?
45:23Just say something. Just say something.
45:26It's just that you sounded like Pom.
45:29Don't say that. I am nothing like her.
45:32You know that.
45:37I'm sorry.
45:40I have never spoken to anyone like that before.
45:45Sadie. Sadie, hey.
45:48Please. Please.
45:50Say something. Say something. Come on.
45:53Please. It's okay.
45:57It's fine. It just seems tired.
46:24I'm going to miss having you all to myself.
46:40This was the best time I've ever had.
46:53We should do it again soon.
47:17What's up? You seem nervous.
47:20Things are just a little bit weird with Lydia.
47:23I don't know.
47:25And I'm worried about Pippa.
47:27She's going through some stuff that's not my story to tell, so...
47:32That's okay. You don't have to tell me.
47:37I wasn't a very good friend last year.
47:41And every time I think about it, it just...
47:44It makes me very anxious.
47:47I don't know. I just feel all this pressure to make up for it or something.
47:52You gotta be easy on yourself.
47:58I don't think you would have liked me if you met me last year.
48:02Do you think that has something to do with your violent past?
48:06Oh, my God.
48:09I was hoping you'd forget that.
48:12That's so annoying.
48:14I don't know. It is the only thing I keep thinking about.
48:18I just... I cannot get over the hypocrisy.
48:22Okay. In my defense, I did it for Lydia, and he fucking deserved it, okay?
48:26Okay. I do need to see your technique immediately, though.
48:30Come on. One punch.
48:32One, please.
48:35You're rubbing up.
48:38Oh.
48:41Poor guy. Poor guy.
48:57Hey.
48:59Hey.
49:01What are you doing?
49:04What?
49:06Oh, no. I'm just touching up my roots.
49:09Oh. Yeah.
49:13Actually, could you look at the back and let me know if I missed any spots?
49:18I can't see.
49:20Oh, yeah. Sure.
49:24Uh, yes. You missed some spots.
49:27Like all of them.
49:30What?
49:32Here. I can help you.
49:35Really?
49:37Yeah. Sure.
49:39Oh.
49:50Okay.
49:56Yeah.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:02It was good. I just went home early.
50:12One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
50:16Katie?
50:22Yeah. I heard.
50:24What?
50:31Just wondering.
50:35What was your plan if I didn't show up at your door just now?
50:45Remain blissfully ignorant about how horrible the back of my head looked.
50:50That was it.
50:52Well, thank God I'm here now.
51:22Yeah, these things take forever. I especially am slow.
51:28But I realized that I need you.
51:31And I wondered if I could come home.
51:52You