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00:00Where would you stay in New York?
00:02I mean, I'm still going to have a home in New York for you guys.
00:05I'll definitely be home with you guys
00:08at least two to three weeks.
00:11So what, are they going to live there by themselves?
00:13Yeah.
00:14Party at her house.
00:16What?
00:17Is that dude just missing?
00:20He completes our family.
00:24Oh, he cried too.
00:25Both of them are crying.
00:26Oh my God.
00:27You have dishes, honey?
00:28I have wipes.
00:30We only deal with poop here, no cry.
00:33We got some cocktails.
00:35You guys got fancy cups and everything.
00:37All right.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Cheers.
00:40It's a Vegas thing.
00:41Souchi.
00:43Souchi.
00:44This is cool, though.
00:45It's like in New Orleans.
00:46We have this kind of cups.
00:47It's a strawberry margarita.
00:49Oh, wow.
00:50This is good, guys.
00:51I left the cap off for you because I figured, you know,
00:53you're just going to chug it.
00:54Oh, yeah, probably.
00:55That's what I'm used to seeing, you know?
00:57He's just like your brother.
00:58Would your brother chug at that?
01:00You would have left the cap off for John, right?
01:02If it was my brother, it would just be all tequila.
01:04Yeah, okay.
01:08Where are we, honey?
01:09In a castle.
01:10In a castle.
01:11Norton Wells.
01:12In a castle.
01:13Norton Wells.
01:14Joanne and Sean.
01:15Whenever my kids see a castle on TV, they go,
01:17ooh, mama, your castle, your castle.
01:21I just dropped a bomb on my boys,
01:23letting them know that Sean is not just my boyfriend,
01:26but he's my husband.
01:28Let's park in here and get out of the rain.
01:30And we'll talk.
01:32I don't know how the boys are going to react to this.
01:35Yeah, it's going to be tough for the boys.
01:37They're teenage boys.
01:39I feel like the older son is going to have a lot to say.
01:42Yeah, for sure.
01:43He can understand it a lot better.
01:45The younger kid probably doesn't really get what's going on 100%,
01:47but the older kid's probably pretty upset.
01:49They're going to be like,
01:50mama, don't get surprised when I hide from you something after.
01:53If you do that.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55For the rest of their lives,
01:56they're going to have a free pass to basically lie whenever they want.
02:01Yep.
02:02So, what did you think of our news?
02:07Surprising.
02:08Confusing.
02:09It's been two years.
02:11I think I was waiting for the perfect moment,
02:13so that was on me.
02:15I also wanted you guys to have met him first,
02:18in person, before.
02:21Yeah, that's a real big thing.
02:23You should have waited to get married if you wanted them to meet first.
02:26Yes.
02:27Usually you don't tell someone something right away
02:29because you know it wasn't the right thing to do.
02:32No, that's a good point, actually.
02:34Damn, look at you two.
02:35Chugging them.
02:36You thought I was going to be the one to chug the drink.
02:38It's healthy.
02:39There's like strawberries.
02:41I would make Ireland home base
02:44and then come back to the United States every so many weeks.
02:51I would love for you guys to be able to come here.
02:54So many weeks.
02:55What are you talking about?
02:57Cosmo travel is very expensive.
02:59Well, her schedule is like what I had when I was dating Thais.
03:03It was six weeks here, two weeks there, six weeks here, two weeks there.
03:07That's hard, right?
03:08Dude, after a year, I was...
03:11So tired.
03:12That's where these dark circles come from.
03:14They haven't gone away.
03:16Where would we stay in New York?
03:18I mean, I'm still going to have a home in New York for you guys.
03:21I'll definitely be home with you guys at least two to three weeks.
03:27So what, they're going to live there by themselves?
03:29Yeah.
03:30Party at her house.
03:32For real.
03:33I mean, I don't know about you, but...
03:35In high school, if parents were out of town, we were all at that house.
03:39Yeah, same for me.
03:40My parents, we had a camp, right?
03:41My parents would go to the camp every weekend
03:43and I would throw parties all the time.
03:45Black and white is not written in stone yet,
03:47and your opinion matters to me, your feelings matter,
03:51and I will not abandon my kids.
03:54Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:58I think if they were involved in the process from the very beginning,
04:01they would be a little bit more excited about this decision.
04:04It's better just to tell them, you know, you have to move with me.
04:08Right.
04:09We're moving to Ireland.
04:10Make it possible.
04:11Make it a decision.
04:12It's like instability and not knowing what's going to happen.
04:15I mean, it's almost kind of how I ended up in Vegas.
04:19Like, my mom came out here for traveling nursing,
04:22and it wasn't supposed to be like we're going to move here or anything.
04:25She was just here for a little bit.
04:26She called me at the end of the summer.
04:28She's like, hey, Pat, what do you think about moving to Vegas?
04:30And when you moved to Vegas, how did you feel?
04:32Did you like, were you homesick or was it okay?
04:34Oh, it was awesome.
04:43Driving a motorcycle with sandals, that's a Brazilian thing.
04:46That's an Asian thing, too.
04:48Asian thing.
04:49Oh, James and Tata.
04:51Indonesia.
04:53Do you think we have everything we need?
04:55I hope so.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Here you go. Here's the garage.
04:58Yay.
05:00James been living in Indonesia for a week,
05:02and today we're going to the immigration
05:06because he need a visa to live here.
05:08Oh.
05:10They're always nerve-wracking, these immigration officers.
05:12I'm so glad we're done with it, honestly.
05:14It always makes you nervous, man.
05:16Because if they want to, they can always find a problem.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Kind of like the hustle and bustle and the craziness of everything here.
05:24Yeah.
05:25But at the same time, like, relaxed.
05:28Crazy chill.
05:29It's so chaotic, but everybody over there is just so chill
05:32while all the chaos is happening.
05:34These bikes are just like swerving in and out of traffic, too.
05:37Yeah, they're crazy. There's no rules.
05:39I guess the only thing I'm nervous about long-term is
05:43what can we do to make money.
05:45The banana chip business is interesting,
05:50but I don't think we're going to be able to make any money on that.
05:53Banana chip industry?
05:54I would have thought he would have gotten into the elevator business there.
05:57Exactly.
05:58He does make you real money, right?
06:00I don't think he's allowed to work there, though.
06:03Go work in, like, the hotels and work in the elevators.
06:07A lot of times when you're, like, working in Thailand,
06:09I couldn't go work as a mechanic. I couldn't work as a bartender.
06:12You need, like, the credentials.
06:13There's only certain jobs they allow performers.
06:16Leave it to Alex.
06:18I mean, we got to figure out what we're doing about Jojo as well.
06:21Like, that's a big one because, I mean, I don't know about you,
06:24but I've been missing him like crazy.
06:26Why did you leave your dog like this?
06:28Yeah, we could never leave Theodore. Just look at him.
06:30He wouldn't survive without us.
06:32Joey, there's always somebody between us,
06:34either Milo or the puppy dog.
06:37You know, they have the rabies outbreak across the country right now.
06:41But now the other thing with it as well is even if we brought him here,
06:46somehow he would never be allowed to go back into the U.S. currently.
06:50Oh, my gosh.
06:52That's why if you're going to travel or marry someone from another country
06:56and you have a dog, get a small dog
06:58because Theodore couldn't fit in our carry-on.
07:00No one would even see him. He wouldn't make a sound.
07:02Like, I would sneak Theodore into the country.
07:05I do just miss him.
07:09He completes our family, you know?
07:13Oh, he cries too?
07:14Both of them are crying.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16You have tissues, honey?
07:17I have wipes.
07:19We only deal with poop here, no cry.
07:22Wipes.
07:23I don't know when we'll see him again.
07:28That just sucks.
07:36I don't know what you guys are thinking,
07:38but I kind of think James did this on purpose.
07:41You think so?
07:42Yeah, he wants to have, like, an anchor in the United States
07:45so they have a reason to go back.
07:47Because let's be honest, does he look happy in Indonesia?
07:49No, not at all.
07:50Exactly.
07:51That's a good point.
07:52Well, I'm glad you're taking it well.
07:55Do you have any more questions that you want to talk to me about?
07:57Actually, yeah.
07:58What?
07:59If you have another secret, I'm not forgiving you.
08:01Yes, ma'am.
08:03Yes, ma'am. You tell him, yes, ma'am.
08:05Are you going to be like that?
08:06She's going to be ten times harder.
08:08Are you kidding me?
08:10You know, we saw in the kitchen, like, drawings that the kids did.
08:13So cute.
08:14They can draw better than I can.
08:15But I can draw better than you, too.
08:17Yeah, I know you can.
08:19No, I can't draw either.
08:20You want to try?
08:21Yeah, let's do it.
08:23Let's do it.
08:24I'll draw Annie, and you can draw Lauren.
08:26Okay.
08:27Go get the paper and the pens.
08:29All right.
08:30Thank you, babe.
08:31Here we go.
08:32Got some snacks, a little shrimp cocktail.
08:34Oh, wow.
08:35Tell Darwin to try some.
08:37He's like, there's some for me.
08:39All right, I'm going to try some of these.
08:41Do you guys know shrimp cocktail was actually invented in Las Vegas?
08:44No way.
08:45Really?
08:46Yep, in the 1950s.
08:47Where'd they get the shrimp from?
08:48The freezer.
08:49Yeah.
08:50They shipped it in.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:53Don't make me look like a duck, okay?
08:55Like a duck?
08:56Let me get a proof pic.
08:57No proof pics.
08:59I'm very proud of my snobbing.
09:01I am so not a good artist.
09:03And eyebrow, your fake eyebrow, mouth with no lip.
09:07One, two, three, five.
09:10I'm counting fingers.
09:12You better give me a good body.
09:14Oh, why do I make you look so thin?
09:16No, give you some stomach.
09:18Why are you laughing?
09:19I know you're going to make me look horrible.
09:21This is the best I can do.
09:23Okay, done.
09:25All right, I'm going to reveal mine.
09:27Show us.
09:29Ew!
09:31Who draws like that?
09:33Where is the upper body?
09:35Is it there?
09:36It's horrible.
09:37This you.
09:38Wow.
09:40I give you full hands.
09:42I look like Kim Jong-un.
09:45Let me see.
09:46This is Alex.
09:47He's got a six pack.
09:50Big booty Judy.
09:52Big booty Judy with your pose.
09:54This is my Amazon package.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:57That's so funny.
10:01All right, back in Ireland.
10:03Sean and Johnny.
10:05Yeah.
10:06You know, Joel's my step-mom now.
10:10Like a lot.
10:12She's so funny.
10:13Yeah.
10:14I love it.
10:15She's very sassy.
10:16No, listen, I think Bella might be very excited to have siblings, right?
10:20I mean, maybe the boys don't even realize they have a step-sister now,
10:24because they're still trying to process, wait, I've got a step-dad?
10:27What?
10:28But it could be exciting for them.
10:30Maybe it'll all kind of unfold naturally.
10:32Sean's my step-dad.
10:34Oh, my.
10:37It's okay.
10:38You can call me daddy.
10:39It's fine.
10:40You don't have to say step-daddy.
10:44Call me daddy.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:47In the car, the boys and Sean are cracking jokes,
10:49which is nice, but now that Noelle knows the news,
10:54I'm sure she wants to kill me right now.
10:57I'm wondering if Noelle has already sent that text message over to my mother
11:02and what it is that those two are talking about.
11:05Mom already received it.
11:07Mom was listening the whole time.
11:10With my dad, you think it was awkward?
11:12Yeah, with John?
11:13I was sitting in the back with John,
11:16and you were sitting in the front with my dad.
11:19Like, how awkward was that?
11:21Well, yeah, because John doesn't understand Portuguese,
11:23so, like, I'm doing my best to translate to him.
11:26He knows Cerveja.
11:27Yeah.
11:28No, he knows the other, like, what's the word?
11:30Oh, slut.
11:31Yeah.
11:33Come in.
11:35Hi.
11:38You all right after today?
11:39Yeah.
11:40How are you feeling?
11:41Fine.
11:42You good?
11:43You want to ask me any questions, or are you okay?
11:44Are the boys going to move here?
11:46Oh, she's worried.
11:48I was like that with my dad, too.
11:50I was like, no, you're not going to have anyone.
11:52I have to move with them.
11:54Yeah, you're like that with me, too.
11:57I don't want John living with us.
12:00I can't believe you're going to do that to me.
12:03That's funny.
12:04I was like, but you said it was okay.
12:05Like, I already told him it was okay.
12:08I don't know.
12:09I don't know, yeah.
12:10I don't know what's happening.
12:11We have a locker.
12:13We go over.
12:14We just wanted to tell you it's the newest today, so.
12:16Yeah, tell us two years later.
12:19Like what?
12:21You need a better brain.
12:23You need a better brain.
12:24Yeah, I agree with her.
12:26That's how I know she's only about six.
12:28From the mouth of the age.
12:30That's how they speak.
12:31I mean, I was talking like that with my dad.
12:33Yeah?
12:34Like, you need to do better choice.
12:36Like, what are you doing with this woman?
12:38Soon enough, your daughter's going to be doing it to you.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Get ready.
12:43Okay, well, I'm glad you're taking it well.
12:45If you have any more questions that you want to talk to me about.
12:47Actually, yeah.
12:48What?
12:49If you have another secret, I'm not forgiving you.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yes, ma'am.
12:53Yes, ma'am.
12:54You tell him, miss ma'am.
12:55Wow.
12:56Is Ari going to be like this sassy with me?
12:59Ari's going to be worse.
13:00Ari's going to be worse.
13:01Ari's going to be like that?
13:02She's going to be ten times harder.
13:03Are you kidding me?
13:04How'd that go?
13:05It was Ari.
13:06It was a long day, man.
13:09Yeah.
13:10It was a stressful day.
13:11Yeah.
13:12It was a lot.
13:13You know, the boys have to be okay with it.
13:16Oh, of course.
13:17You know, and I know that you understand that, because it's the same thing with Bella.
13:21No, I know.
13:22Kids come first.
13:23I understand that.
13:24I just, I have to see, I have to pick their brains a little bit more.
13:29I feel like they have a good sex.
13:32When I look at them two.
13:34All the time, probably every day.